Ford.

What a damn'd Epicurean rascal is this! my heart is ready to crack with impatience. Who say's this is improvident jealousie? my wife hath sent to him, the hour is fixt, the match is made; would any man have thought this? see the hell of having a false woman; my bed shall be abus'd, my coffers ransack'd, my reputation gnawn at, and I shall not only receive this villainous

wrong, but stand under the adoption of abominable terms, and by him that does me the wrong. Terms, names; Amaimon sounds well, Lucifer well, Barbason well, yet they are devils additions, the names of fiends: but cuckold, wittol, cuckold! the devil himself hath not such a name. Page is an ass, a secure ass, he will trust his wife; he will not be jealous: I will rather trust a Fleming with my butter, parson Hugh the Welchman with my cheese, an Irish-man with my Aqua-vitæ bottle, or a thief to walk my ambling gelding, than my wife with her self: then she plots, then she ruminates, then she devises; and what they think in their hearts they may effect, they will break their hearts but they will effect. Heav'n be prais'd for my jealousie. Eleven o'clock the hour; I will prevent this, detect my wife, be reveng'd on Falstaff, and laugh at Page: I will about it: better three hours too soon than a minute too late. Fie, fie, fie; cuckold, cuckold, cuckold!