Robin.
Fal.
Mine host of the Garter!
Host.
What says my bully-rook note? speak scholarly and
wisely.
Fal.
Truly, mine host, I must turn away some of my
followers.
Host.
Discard, bully Hercules; cashier: let them wag;
trot, trot.
Fal.
I sit at ten pounds a week.
Host.
Thou'rt an emperor, Cæsar, Keisar, and Pheezar.
I will entertain Bardolph; he shall draw, he shall note tap: said
I well, bully Hector?
Fal.
Do so, good mine host.
Host.
I have spoke; let him follow. [To Bard.] Let
me see thee froth note and lime note: I am at a word; follow.
[Exit.
Fal.
Bardolph, follow him. A tapster is a good trade:
an old cloak makes a new jerkin; a withered serving-man
a fresh tapster. Go; adieu.
Bard.
It is a life that I have desired: I will thrive.
Pist.
O base Hungarian note wight! wilt thou the spigot
wield?
[Exit Bardolph.
Nym.
He was gotten in drink: is not the humour
conceited? note
Fal.
I am glad I am so acquit note of this tinder-box: his
thefts were too open; his filching was like an unskilful
singer; he kept not time.
Nym.
The good humour is to steal at a minute's note rest.
Pist.
‘Convey,’ the wise it call. ‘Steal!’ foh! a fico
for the phrase!
-- 176 --
Fal.
Well, sirs, I am almost out at heels.
Pist.
Why, then, let kibes ensue.
Fal.
There is no remedy; I must cony-catch; I must
shift.
Pist.
Young ravens must have food.
Fal.
Which of you know Ford of this town?
Pist.
I ken the wight: he is of substance good.
Fal.
My honest lads, I will tell you what I am about.
Pist.
Two yards, and more.
Fal.
No quips now, Pistol! Indeed, I am in the waist
two yards about; but I am now about no waste; I am
about thrift. Briefly, I do mean to make love to Ford's
wife: I spy entertainment in her; she discourses, she carves note,
she gives the leer of invitation: I can construe the action
of her familiar style; and the hardest voice of her behaviour,
to be Englished rightly, is, ‘I am Sir John Falstaff's.’
Pist.
He hath studied her will note, and translated her will note,
out of honesty into English.
Nym.
The anchor note is deep: will that humour pass?
Fal.
Now, the report goes she has all the rule of her
husband's purse: he note hath a legion note of angels.
Pist.
As many devils entertain note; and ‘To her, boy,’ say I.
Nym.
The humour rises; it is good: humour me the
angels.
Fal.
I have writ me here a letter to her: and here
another to Page's wife, who even now gave me good eyes
too, examined my parts with most judicious œillades note;
sometimes the beam of her view gilded note my foot, sometimes
my portly belly.
Pist.
Then did the sun on dunghill shine.
-- 177 --
Nym.
I thank thee for that humour.
Fal.
O, she did so course o'er my exteriors with such
a greedy intention, that the appetite of her eye did seem to
scorch me up like a burning-glass! Here's another letter
to her: she bears the purse too; she is a region in Guiana,
all gold and bounty. I will be cheaters note to them both, and
they shall be exchequers to me; they shall be my East
and West Indies, and I will trade to them both. Go bear
thou this letter to Mistress Page; and thou this to Mistress
Ford: we will thrive, lads, we will thrive.
Pist.
Shall I Sir Pandarus of Troy become,
And by my side wear steel? then, Lucifer take all!
Nym.
I will run no base humour: here, take the
humour-letter: I will keep the haviour of reputation.
Fal. [To Robin]
Hold, sirrah, bear you these letters tightly note;
note
Sail like my pinnace to these golden shores.
Rogues, hence, avaunt! vanish like hailstones, go;
Trudge, plod away o' the note hoof; seek shelter, pack!
Falstaff will learn note the humour note of the note age,
French thrift, you rogues; myself and skirted page.
[Exeunt Falstaff and Robin. note
note
Pist.
Let vultures gripe thy guts! for gourd and fullam holds note,
And high and low beguiles note the rich and poor:
Tester I'll have in pouch when thou shalt lack,
Base Phrygian Turk!
Nym.
I have operations note which be humours of revenge.
Pist.
Wilt thou revenge?
Nym.
By welkin and her star note!
-- 178 --
Pist.
With wit or steel?
Nym.
With both the humours, I:
I will discuss note the humour of this love to Page.
Pist.
And I to Ford note shall eke unfold
How Falstaff, varlet vile,
His dove will prove, his gold will hold,
And his soft couch defile.
Nym.
My humour shall not cool: I will incense Page note
to deal with poison; I will possess him with yellowness note, for
the note revolt of mine note is dangerous: that is my true humour.
Pist.
Thou art the Mars of malecontents: I second
thee; troop on.
[Exeunt.
note
William Aldis Wright [1863–1866], The works of William Shakespeare edited by William George Clark... and John Glover [and William Aldis Wright] (Macmillan and Co., London) [word count] [S10701].