SCENE IV.
Between Troy and the camp.
[Alarum.]
Enter Thersites.
Ther.
Now they are clapper-clawing one another;
I'll go look on. That dissembling abominable varlet,
Diomed, has got that same scurvy doting foolish
young knave's sleeve of Troy, there, in his helm: I
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would fain see them meet; that that same young
Trojan ass, that loves the whore there, might send
that Greekish whore-masterly villain, with the sleeve,
back to the dissembling luxurious drab, of a sleeveless
errand. 4 noteO' the other side, The policy of those crafty
swearing rascals,—that stale old mouse-eaten dry
cheese, Nestor; and that same dog-fox, Ulysses,—is
not prov'd worth a black-berry:—They set me up,
in policy, that mungril cur, Ajax, against that dog
of as bad a kind, Achilles: and now is the cur
Ajax prouder than the cur Achilles, and will not
arm to-day; whereupon the Grecians begin 5 noteto proclaim
barbarism, and policy grows into an ill opinion.
Soft! here comes sleeve, and t'other.
Enter Diomed, and Troilus.
Troi.
Fly not; for, shouldst thou take the river Styx,
I would swim after.
Dio.
Thou dost mis-call retire:
I do not fly; but advantageous care
Withdrew me from the odds of multitude:
Have at thee!
[They go off fighting.
Ther.
Hold thy whore, Grecian!—now for thy
whore, Trojan!—now the sleeve, now the sleeve!
Enter Hector.
Hect.
What art thou, Greek? art thou for Hector's match?
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6 note
Art thou of blood, and honour?
Ther.
No, no:—I am a rascal; a scurvy railing
knave; a very filthy rogue.
Hect.
I do believe thee;—live.
[Exit.
Ther.
God-a-mercy, that thou wilt believe me; But
a plague break thy neck, for frighting me! What's
become of the wenching rogues? I think, they have
swallow'd one another: I would laugh at that miracle.
Yet, in a sort, lechery eats itself. I'll seek them.
[Exit.
Samuel Johnson [1778], The plays of William Shakspeare. In ten volumes. With the corrections and illustrations of various commentators; to which are added notes by Samuel Johnson and George Steevens. The second edition, Revised and Augmented (Printed for C. Bathurst [and] W. Strahan [etc.], London) [word count] [S10901].