SCENE II.
Continues in London.
Enter prince Henry, and Poins.
P. Henry.
Trust me, I am exceeding weary.
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Poins.
Is it come to that? I had thought, weariness
durst not have attach'd one of so high blood.
P. Henry.
'Faith, it does me; though it discolours
the complexion of my greatness to acknowledge it.
Doth it not shew vilely in me, to desire small beer?
Poins.
Why, a prince should not be so loosely studied,
as to remember so weak a composition.
P. Henry.
Belike then, my appetite was not princely
got; for, in troth, I do now remember the poor creature,
small beer. But, indeed, these humble considerations
make me out of love with my greatness. What
a disgrace is it to me, to remember thy name? or to
know thy face to-morrow? or to take note how
many pair of silk stockings thou hast; viz. these,
and those that were the peach-colour'd ones? or to
bear the inventory of thy shirts; as, one for superfluity,
and one other for use?—but that, the tennis-court-keeper
knows better than I; for it is a low ebb
of linen with thee, when thou keepest not racket
there; as thou hast not done a great while, because
the rest of thy low-countries have made a shift to eat
up thy holland: 5 note
and God knows, whether those
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that bawl out the ruins of thy linen, shall inherit his
kingdom: but the midwives say, the children are
not in the fault; whereupon the world encreases, and
kindreds are mightily strengthen'd.
Poins.
How ill it follows, after you have labour'd
so hard, you should talk so idly? Tell me, how many
good young princes would do so, their fathers being
so sick as yours at this time is?
P. Henry.
Shall I tell thee one thing, Poins?
Poins.
Yes; and let it be an excellent good thing.
P. Henry.
It shall serve among wits of no higher
breeding than thine.
Poins.
Go to; I stand the push of your one thing
that you will tell.
P. Henry.
Why, I tell thee,—it is not meet that I
should be sad, now my father is sick: albeit I could
tell to thee, (as to one it pleases me, for fault of a
better, to call my friend) I could be sad, and sad indeed
too.
Poins.
Very hardly, upon such a subject.
P. Henry.
By this hand, thou think'st me as far in
the devil's book, as thou, and Falstaff, for obduracy
and persistency: Let the end try the man. But I
tell thee,—my heart bleeds inwardly, that my father
is so sick: and keeping such vile company as thou
art, hath in reason taken from me 6 note
all ostentation
of sorrow.
Poins.
The reason?
P. Henry.
What would'st thou think of me, if I
should weep?
Poins.
I would think thee a most princely hypocrite.
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P. Henry.
It would be every man's thought: and
thou art a blessed fellow, to think as every man thinks;
never a man's thought in the world keeps the roadway
better than thine: every man would think me
an hypocrite indeed. And what accites your most
worshipful thought, to think so?
Poins.
Why, because you have been so lewd,
and so much engraffed to Falstaff.
P. Henry.
And to thee.
Poins.
Nay, by this light, I am well spoken of, I
can hear it with my own ears: the worst that they
can say of me is, that I am a second brother, and that
I am a 7 noteproper fellow of my hands; and those two
things, I confess, I cannot help. Look, look, here
comes Bardolph.
P. Henry.
And the boy that I gave Falstaff: he
had him from me christian; and see, if the fat villain
have not transform'd him ape.
Enter Bardolph, and Page.
Bard.
'Save your grace!
P. Henry.
And yours, most noble Bardolph!
8 noteBard. [to the page.]
Come, you virtuous ass,9Q0732 you
bashful fool, must you be blushing? wherefore blush
you now? What a maidenly man at arms are you become?
Is it such a matter, to get a pottle-pot's maiden-head?
Page.
He call'd me even now, my lord, through a
red lattice, and I could discern no part of his face
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from the window: at last, I spy'd his eyes; and, methought,
he had made two holes in the ale-wife's new
petticoat,9Q0733 and peep'd through.
P. Henry.
Hath not the boy profited?
Bard.
Away, you whoreson upright rabbet, away!
Page.
Away, you rascally Althea's dream, away!
P. Henry.
Instruct us, boy: What dream, boy?
Page.
Marry, my lord, 9 noteAlthea dream'd she was
deliver'd of a firebrand; and therefore I call him her
dream.
P. Henry.
A crown's-worth of good interpretation.
—There it is, boy.
[Gives him money.
Poins.
O, that this good blossom could be kept from
cankers!—Well, there is six-pence to preserve thee.
Bard.
An you do not make him be hang'd among
you, the gallows shall have wrong.
P. Henry.
And how doth thy master, Bardolph?
Bard.
Well, my good lord. He heard of your
grace's coming to town; there's a letter for you.
P. Henry.
Deliver'd with good respect.—And how
doth 1 note
the martlemas your master?
Bard.
In bodily health, sir?
Poins.
Marry, the immortal part needs a physician:
but that moves not him; though that be sick, it dies
not.
P. Henry.
I do allow 2 notethis wen to be as familiar
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with me as my dog: and he holds his place; for,
look you, how he writes.
Poins reads.
John Falstaff, knight,—Every man
must know that, as oft as he hath occasion to name
himself. Even like those that are kin to the king;
for they never prick their finger, but they say, There
is some of the king's blood spilt: How comes that? says
he, that takes upon him not to conceive: 3 notethe answer
is as ready as a borrower's cap; I am the king's poor
cousin, sir.
P. Henry.
Nay, they will be kin to us, or they will
fetch it from Japhet. But to the letter:—
Poins.
Sir John Falstaff, knight, to the son of the king,
nearest his father, Harry prince of Wales, greeting.—Why,
this is a certificate.
4 noteP. Henry.
Peace!
Poins.
5 noteI will imitate the honourable Roman in brevity:
—sure he means brevity in breath; short-winded.
—I commend me to thee, I commend thee, and I leave
thee. Be not too familiar with Poins; for he misuses thy
favours so much, that he swears, thou art to marry his
sister Nell. Repent at idle times as thou may'st, and so
farewel. Thine, by yea and no, (which is as much as to
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say, as thou usest him) Jack Falstaff, with my familiars;
John, with my brothers and sisters; and sir John, with all
Europe.
My lord I will steep this letter in sack, and make
him eat it.
P. Henry.
6 note
That's to make him eat twenty of his
words. But do you use me thus, Ned? must I marry
your sister?
Poins.
May the wench have no worse fortune! but
I never said so.
P. Henry.
Well, thus we play the fool with the
time; and the spirits of the wise sit in the clouds, and
mock us.—Is your master here in London?
Bard.
Yes, my lord.
P. Henry.
Where sups he? doth the old boar feed
in the old 7 notefrank?
Bard.
At the old place, my lord; in East-cheap.
P. Henry.
What company?
Page.
8 note
Ephesians, my lord; of the old church.
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P. Henry.
Sup any women with him?
Page.
None, my lord, but old mistress Quickly,
and mistress Doll Tear-sheet9 note
.
P. Henry.
1 note
What pagan may that be?
Page.
A proper gentlewoman, sir, and a kinswoman
of my master's.
P. Henry.
Even such kin, as the parish heifers are
to the town bull.—Shall we steal upon them, Ned,
at supper?
Poins.
I am your shadow, my lord; I'll follow you.
P. Henry.
Sirrah, you boy,—and Bardolph;—no
word to your master, that I am yet come to town:
There's for your silence.
Bard.
I have no tongue, sir.
Page.
And for mine, sir,—I will govern it.
P. Henry.
Fare ye well; go.—This Doll Tear-sheet
should be some road.
Poins.
I warrant you, as common as the way between
saint Alban's and London.
P. Henry.
How might we see Falstaff bestow himself
to-night in his true colours, and not ourselves be
seen?
Poins.
2 notePut on two leather jerkins, and aprons, and
wait upon him at his table as drawers.
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P. Henry.
From a god to a bull? 3 note
a heavy descension!
it was Jove's case. From a prince to a prentice?
a low transformation! that shall be mine: for,
in every thing, the purpose must weigh with the folly.
Follow me, Ned.
[Exeunt.
Samuel Johnson [1778], The plays of William Shakspeare. In ten volumes. With the corrections and illustrations of various commentators; to which are added notes by Samuel Johnson and George Steevens. The second edition, Revised and Augmented (Printed for C. Bathurst [and] W. Strahan [etc.], London) [word count] [S10901].