Laf.

They say, miracles are past; and we have our philosophical persons, to make modern and familiar, things supernatural and causeless. Hence is it, that we make trifles of terrors; ensconcing ourselves into seeming knowledge, when we should submit ourselves to an unknown fear^{4 note}.

Par.

Why, 'tis the rarest argument of wonder, that hath shot out in our later times.

Ber.

And so 'tis.

Laf.

To be relinquish'd of the artists,—

Par.

So I say; both of Galen and Paracelsus^{5 note}

Laf.

Of all the learned and authentic fellows^{6 note},—

Par.

Right, so I say.

Laf.

That gave him out incurable,—

Par.

Why, there 'tis; so say I too.

Laf.

Not to be help'd,—

Par.

Right; as 'twere, a man assur'd of an—

Laf.

Uncertain life, and sure death.

Par.

Just, you say well; so would I have said.

Laf.

I may truly say, it is a novelty to the world.

Par.

It is, indeed: if you will have it in shewing^{7 note}, you shall read it in,—What do you call there?—

Laf.

A shewing of a heavenly effect in an earthly actor^{8 note}.

Par.

That's it I would have said; the very same.

Laf.

^{9 note}Why, your dolphin is not lustier: 'fore me I speak in respect—

Par.

Nay, 'tis strange, 'tis very strange, that is the brief and the tedious of it; and he is of a most facinorous spirit^{1 note}

Laf.

Very hand of heaven.

Par.

Ay, so I say.

Laf.

In a most weak—

Par.

And debile minister, great power, great transcendence: which should, indeed, give us^{2 note}

Laf.

Generally thankful.

Par.

I would have said it; you say well: Here comes the king.

Laf.

Lustick, as the Dutchman says^{3 note}

Par.

Mort du Vinaigre! Is not this Helen?

Laf.

'Fore God, I think so.

King.
Go, call before me all the lords in court.—
Sit, my preserver, by thy patient's side;
And with this healthful hand, whose banish'd sense
Thou hast repeal'd, a second time receive
The confirmation of my promis'd gift,
Which but attends thy naming. Enter several Lords.
Fair maid, send forth thine eye: this youthful parcel
Of noble bachelors stand at my bestowing,
O'er whom both sovereign power and father's voice
I have to use: thy frank election make;
Thou hast power to chuse, and they none to forsake.

Hel.
To each of you one fair and virtuous mistress
Fall, when love please!—marry, to each but one^{4 note}!

Laf.
I'd give bay curtal^{5 note}, and his furniture,
My mouth no more were broken^{6 note} than these boys',
And writ as little beard.

King.
Peruse them well:
Not one of those, but had a noble father.

Hel.
Gentlemen,
Heaven hath, through me, restor'd the king to health.

All.
We understand it, and thank heaven for you.

Hel.
I am a simple maid; and therein wealthiest,
That, I protest, I simply am a maid:—
Please it your majesty, I have done already:
The blushes in my cheeks thus whisper me,
We blush, that thou should'st chuse, but be refus'd;
Let the white death sit on thy cheek for ever^{7 note}

King.
Make choice; and, see,
Who shuns thy love, shuns all his love in me.

Hel.
Now, Dian, from thy altar do I fly;
And to imperial^{8 note}

1 Lord.
And grant it.

Hel.
Thanks, sir; all the rest is mute* ^note.

Laf.

I had rather be in this choice, than throw ames-ace^{9 note} for my life.

Hel.
The honour, sir, that flames in your fair eyes,
Before I speak, too threatningly replies:

Love make your fortunes twenty times above
Her that so wishes, and her humble love!

2 Lord.
No better, if you please.

Hel.
My wish receive,
Which great love grant! and so I take my leave.

Laf.

Do all they deny her^{1 note}? An they were sons of mine, I'd have them whipt; or I would send them to the Turk, to make eunuchs of.

Hel.
Be not afraid that I your hand should take;
I'll never do you wrong for your own sake:
Blessing upon your vows! and in your bed
Find fairer fortune, if you ever wed!

Laf.

These boys are boys of ice, they'll none of her: sure, they are bastards to the English; the French ne'er got them.

Hel.
You are too young, too happy, and too good,
To make yourself a son out of my blood.

4 Lord.
Fair one, I think not so.

Laf.

^{2 note}

Hel.
I dare not say, I take you; but I give
Me, and my service, ever whilst I live,
Into your guiding power. This is the man. [To Bertram.

King.
Why then, young Bertram, take her, she's thy wife.

Ber.
My wife, my liege? I shall beseech your highness,
In such a business give me leave to use
The help of mine own eyes.

King.
Know'st thou not, Bertram,
What she hath done for me?

Ber.
Yes, my good lord;
But never hope to know why I should marry her.

King.
Thou know'st, she has rais'd me from my sickly bed.

Ber.
But follows it, my lord, to bring me down
Must answer for your raising? I know her well;
She had her breeding at my father's charge:
A poor physician's daughter my wife!—Disdain
Rather corrupt me ever!

King.
'Tis only title thou disdain'st in her, the which
I can build up. Strange is it, that our bloods,
Of colour, weight, and heat, pour'd all together,
Would quite confound distinction, yet stand off
In differences so mighty: If she be
All that is virtuous, (save what thou dislik'st,
A poor physician's daughter,) thou dislik'st
Of virtue for the name: but do not so:
^{3 note}From lowest place when virtuous things proceed,
The place is dignify'd by the doer's deed:
Where great addition swells, and virtue none,
It is a dropsied honour: ^{4 note}

Is good 9Q0405, without a name; vileness is so:
The property by what it is should go,
Not by the title. She is young, wise, fair^{5 note}

And these breed honour: that is honour's scorn,
Which challenges itself as honour's born, 9Q0406
And is not like the sire: Honours best thrive,
When rather from our acts we them derive
Than our fore-goers: the mere word's a slave,
Debauch'd on every tomb; on every grave,
A lying trophy; and as oft is dumb,
Where dust, and damn'd oblivion, is the tomb
Of honour'd bones indeed. What should be said?
If thou can'st like this creature as a maid,
I can create the rest: virtue, and she,
Is her own dower; honour, and wealth, from me.

Ber.
I cannot love her, nor will strive to do't.

King.
Thou wrong'st thyself, if thou should'st strive to chuse.

Hel.
That you are well restor'd, my lord, I'm glad;
Let the rest go.

King.
^{6 note}

Of youth and ignorance; both my revenge and hate,
Loosing upon thee in the name of justice,
Without all terms of pity: Speak; thine answer.

Ber.
Pardon, my gracious lord; for I submit
My fancy to your eyes: When I consider,
What great creation, and what dole of honour,
Flies where you bid it, I find, that she, which late
Was in my nobler thoughts most base, is now
The praised of the king; who, so ennobled,
Is, as 'twere, born so.

King.
Take her by the hand,
And tell her, she is thine: to whom I promise
A counterpoize; if not to thy estate,
A balance more repleat.

Ber.
I take her hand.

King.
Good fortune, and the favour of the king,
Smile upon this contract; whose ceremony
Shall seem expedient on the new-born brief^{8 note}

Expecting absent friends. As thou lov'st her,
Thy love's to me religious; else, does err. [Exeunt all but Parolles and Lafeu^{9 note}.

Laf.

Do you hear, monsieur? a word with you.

Par.

Your pleasure, sir?

Laf.

Your lord and master did well to make his recantation.

Par.

Recantation?—My lord? my master?

Laf.

Ay; Is it not a language, I speak?

Par.

A most harsh one; and not to be understood without bloody succeeding. My master?

Laf.

Are you companion to the count Rousillon?

Par.

To any count; to all counts; to what is man.

Laf.

To what is count's man; count's master is of another stile.

Par.

You are too old, sir; let it satisfy you, you are too old.

Laf.

I must tell thee, sirrah, I write man; to which title age cannot bring thee.

Par.

What I dare too well do, I dare not do.

Laf.

I did think thee, for two ordinaries^{1 note}, to be a pretty wise fellow; thou didst make tolerable vent of thy travel; it might pass: yet the scarfs, and the bannerets, about thee, did manifoldly dissuade me from believing thee a vessel of too great a burden. I have now found thee; when I lose thee again, I care not: yet art thou good for nothing but taking up^{2 note}; and that thou art scarce worth.

Par.

Hadst thou not the privilege of antiquity upon thee,—

Laf.

Do not plunge thyself too far in anger, lest thou hasten thy trial; which if—Lord have mercy on thee for a hen! So, my good window of lattice, fare thee well; thy casement I need not open, for I look through thee. Give me thy hand.

Par.

My lord, you give me most egregious indignity.

Laf.

Ay, with all my heart; and thou art worthy of it.

Par.

I have not, my lord, deserv'd it.

Laf.

Yes, good faith, every dram of it; and I will not bate thee a scruple.

Par.

Well, I shall be wiser.

Laf.

E'en as soon as thou can'st, for thou hast to pull at a smack o'the contrary. If ever thou be'st bound in thy scarf, and beaten, thou shalt find what it is to be proud of thy bondage. I have a desire to hold my acquaintance with thee, or rather my knowledge; that I may say, in the default^{3 note}, he is a man I know.

Par.

My lord, you do me most insupportable vexation.

Laf.

I would it were hell-pains for thy sake, and my poor doing eternal: for doing, I am past; as I will by thee, in what motion age will give me leave^{4 note}

Par.

Well, thou hast a son shall take this disgrace off me^{5 note}; scurvy, old, filthy, scurvy lord!—Well, I must be patient; there is no fettering of authority. I'll beat him, by my life, if I can meet him with any convenience, an he were double and double a lord. I'll have no more pity of his age, than I would have of—I'll beat him, an if I could but meet him again.

Laf.

Sirrah, your lord and master's marry'd, there's news for you; you have a new mistress.

Par.

I most unfeignedly beseech your lordship to make some reservation of your wrongs: He is my good lord: whom I serve above, is my master.

Laf.

Who? God?

Par.

Ay, sir.

Laf.

The devil it is, that's thy master. Why dost thou garter up thy arms o' this fashion? dost make hose of thy sleeves? do other servants so? Thou wert best set thy lower part where thy nose stands. By mine honour, if I were but two hours younger, I'd beat thee: methinks, thou art a general offence, and every man should beat thee. I think, thou wast created for men to breathe themselves upon thee.

Par.

This is hard and undeserved measure, my lord.

Laf.

Go to, sir; you were beaten in Italy for picking a kernel out of a pomegranate; you are a vagabond, and no true traveller: you are more saucy with lords, and honourable personages, than^{6 note}

Par.

Good, very good; it is so then.—Good, very good; let it be conceal'd a while.

Ber.

Undone, and forfeited to cares for ever!

Par.

What is the matter, sweet heart?

Ber.
Although before the solemn priest I have sworn,
I will not bed her.

Par.
What? what, sweet heart?

Ber.
O my Parolles, they have married me:—
I'll to the Tuscan wars, and never bed her.

Par.
France is a dog-hole, and it no more merits
The tread of a man's foot: to the wars!

Ber.
There's letters from my mother; what the import is,
I know not yet.

Par.
Ay, that would be known: To the wars, my boy, to the wars!
He wears his honour in a box unseen,
^{7 note}That hugs his kicksy-wicksy here at home;
Spending his manly marrow in her arms,

Which should sustain the bound and high curvet
Of Mars's fiery steed: To other regions!
France is a stable; we that dwell in't, jades;
Therefore, to the war!

Ber.
It shall be so; I'll send her to my house,
Acquaint my mother with my hate to her,
And wherefore I am fled; write to the king
That which I durst not speak: His present gift
Shall furnish me to those Italian fields,
Where noble fellows strike: War is no strife
To the dark house^{8 note}

Par.
Will this capricio hold in thee, art sure?

Ber.
Go with me to my chamber, and advise me.
I'll send her straight away: To-morrow
I'll to the wars, she to her single sorrow.

Par.
Why, these balls bound; there's noise in it.—'Tis hard;
A young man, married, is a man that's marr'd:
Therefore away, and leave her bravely; go:
The king has done you wrong; but, hush! 'tis so. [Exeunt.

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