SCENE III.
Claud.
Benedick, didst thou note the daughter of
Signior Leonato?
Bene.
I noted her not, but I look'd on her.
Claud.
Is she not a modest young lady?
Bene.
Do you question me, as an honest man should
do, for my simple true judgment? or would you have
me speak after my custom, as being a professed tyrant
to their sex?
Claud.
No, I pr'ythee, speak in sober judgment.
Bene.
Why, i'faith, methinks, she is too low for
an high praise, too brown for a fair praise, and too
little for a great praise; only this commendation I can
afford her, that were she other than she is, she were
unhandsome; and being no other but as she is, I do
not like her.
Claud.
Thou think'st, I am in sport; I pray thee,
tell me truly how thou lik'st her.
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Bene.
Would you buy her, that you enquire after
her?
Claud.
Can the world buy such a jewel?
Bene.
Yea, and a case to put it into. But speak you
this with a sad brow? or do you play the flouting Jack,
to tell us Cupid is4 note a good hare-finder, and Vulcan a
rare carpenter? come, in what key shall a man take
you to go in the Song?
Claud.
In mine eye, she is the sweetest lady that I
ever look'd on.
Bene.
I can see yet without spectacles, and I see no
such matter; there's her Cousin, if she were not possest
with such a fury, exceeds her as much in beauty,
as the first of May doth the last of December: but I
hope, you have no intent to turn husband, have you?
Claud.
I would scarce trust myself, tho' I had sworn
the contrary, if Hero would be my wife.
Bene.
Is't come to this, in faith? hath not the world
one man, but he will wear5 note his cap with suspicion? shall
I never see a batchelor of threescore again? go to,
i'faith, if thou wilt needs thrust thy neck into a yoke,
wear the print of it, and 6 notesigh away Sundays: look,
Don Pedro is return'd to seek you.
-- 181 --
Samuel Johnson [1765], The plays of William Shakespeare, in eight volumes, with the corrections and illustrations of Various Commentators; To which are added notes by Sam. Johnson (Printed for J. and R. Tonson [and] C. Corbet [etc.], London) [word count] [S11001].