Sil.

Servant,—

Val.

Mistress?

Speed.

Master, Sir Thurio frowns on you.

Val.

Ay, boy, it's for love.

Speed.

Not of you.

Val.

Of my mistress then.

Speed.

'Twere good, you knockt him.

Sil.

Servant, you are sad.

Val.

Indeed, madam, I seem so.

Thu.

Seem you that you are not?

Val.

Haply, I do.

Thu.

So do counterfeits.

Val.

So do you.

Thu.

What seem I, that I am not?

Val.

Wise.

Thu.

What instance of the contrary?

Val.

Your folly.

Thu.

And how quote you my folly?

Val.

I quote it in your jerkin.

Thu.

My jerkin is a doublet.

Val.

Well then, I'll double your folly.

Thu.

How?

Sil.

What angry, Sir Thurio? do you change colour?

Val.

Give him leave, madam; he is a kind of Cameleon.

Thu.

That hath more mind to feed on your blood, than live in your air.

Val.

You have said, Sir.

Thu.

Ay, Sir, and done too, for this time.

Val.

I know it well, Sir; you always end, ere you begin.

Sil.

A fine volly of words, gentlemen, and quickly shot off.

Val.

'Tis, indeed, madam; we thank the giver.

Sil.

Who is that, servant?

Val.

Your self, sweet lady, for you gave the fire: Sir Thurio borrows his wit from your ladyship's looks, and spends, what he borrows, kindly in your company.

Thu.

Sir, if you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt.

Val.

I know it well, Sir; you have an exchequer of words, and, I think, no other treasure to give your followers: for it appears, by their bare liveries, that they live by your bare words.

Sil.

No more, gentlemen, no more: Here comes my father.

Duke.
Now, daughter Silvia, you are hard beset.
Sir Valentine, your father's in good health:
What say you to a letter from your friends
Of much good news?

Val.
My lord, I will be thankful
To any happy messenger from thence.

Duke.
Know you Don Anthonio, your countryman?

Val.
Ay, my good lord, I know the gentleman
To be of worth and worthy estimation;
And, not without desert, so well reputed.

Duke.
Hath he not a son?

Val.
Ay, my good lord, a son that well deserves
The honour and regard of such a father.

Duke.
You know him well?

Val.
I knew him, as my self; for from our infancy
We have converst, and spent our hours together:
And tho' my self have been an idle truant,

Omitting the sweet benefit of time,
To cloathe mine age with angel-like perfection;
Yet hath Sir Protheus, for that's his name,
Made use and fair advantage of his days;
His years but young, but his experience old;
His head unmellow'd, but his judgment ripe;
And, in a word, (for far behind his worth
Come all the praises, that I now bestow;)
He is compleat in feature and in mind,
With all good grace to grace a gentleman.

Duke.
Beshrew me, Sir, but if he makes this good,
He is as worthy for an empress' love,
As meet to be an Emperor's counsellor:
Well, Sir, this gentleman is come to me,
With commendations from great potentates;
And here he means to spend his time a while.
I think, 'tis no unwelcome news to you.

Val.
Should I have wish'd a thing, it had been he.

Duke.
Welcome him then according to his worth:
Silvia, I speak to you; and you, Sir Thurio;
For Valentine, I need not cite him to it:
I'll send him hither to you presently. [Exit Duke.

Val.
This is the gentleman, I told your ladyship,
Had come along with me, but that his mistress
Did hold his eyes lockt in her crystal looks.

Sil.
Belike, that now she hath enfranchis'd them
Upon some other pawn for fealty.

Val.
Nay, sure, I think, she holds them pris'ners still.

Sil.
Nay, then he should be blind; and, being blind,
How could he see his way to seek out you?

Val.
Why, lady, love hath twenty pair of eyes.

Thu.
They say, that love hath not an eye at all.

Val.
To see such lovers, Thurio, as your self:
Upon a homely object love can wink. Enter Protheus.

Sil.
Have done, have done; here comes the gentleman.

Val.
Welcome, dear Protheus: mistress, I beseech you,
Confirm his welcome with some special favour.

Sil.
His worth is warrant for his welcome hither,

If this be he, you oft have wish'd to hear from.

Val.
Mistress, it is: Sweet lady, entertain him
To be my fellow-servant to your ladyship.

Sil.
Too low a mistress for so high a servant.

Pro.
Not so, sweet lady; but too mean a servant,
To have a look of such a worthy mistress.

Val.
Leave off discourse of disability:
Sweet lady, entertain him for your servant.

Pro.
My duty will I boast of, nothing else.

Sil.
And duty never yet did want his meed:
Servant, you're welcome to a worthless mistress.

Pro.
I'll die on him that says so, but your self.

Sil.
That you are welcome?

Pro.
That you are worthless. Enter Servant.

Serv.
Madam, my lord your father would speak with you.(10) ^note

Sil.
I'll wait upon his pleasure: [Exit Serv.] Come, Sir Thurio,
Go with me. Once more, my new servant, welcome:
I'll leave you to confer of home-affairs;
When you have done, we look to hear from you.

Pro.
We'll both attend upon your ladyship. [Ex. Sil. and Thu.

Val.
Now tell me, how do all from whence you came?

Pro.
Your friends are well, and have them much commended.

Val.
And how do yours?

Pro.
I left them all in health.

Val.
How does your lady? and how thrives your love?

Pro.
My tales of love were wont to weary you;
I know, you joy not in a love-discourse.

Val.
Ay, Protheus, but that life is alter'd now;
I have done penance for contemning love;
Whose high imperious thoughts have punish'd me
With bitter fasts, with penitential groans;
With nightly tears, and daily heart-sore sighs.
For, in revenge of my contempt of love,
Love hath chac'd sleep from my enthralled eyes,
And made them watchers of mine own heart's sorrow.
O gentle Protheus, love's a mighty lord;
And hath so humbled me, as, I confess,
There is no wo to his correction;
Nor to his service, no such joy on earth.
Now no discourse, except it be of love;
Now can I break my fast, dine, sup, and sleep
Upon the very naked name of love.

Pro.
Enough: I read your fortune in your eye.
Was this the idol, that you worship so?

Val.
Even she; and is she not a heav'nly saint?

Pro.
No; but she is an earthly paragon.

Val.
Call her divine.

Pro.
I will not flatter her.

Val.
O, flatter me; for love delights in praise.

Pro.
When I was sick, you gave me bitter pills;
And I must minister the like to you.

Val.
Then speak the truth by her; if not divine,
Yet let her be a principality,
Sov'raign to all the creatures on the earth.

Pro.
Except my mistress.

Val.
Sweet, except not any;
Except thou wilt except against my love.

Pro.
Have I not reason to prefer mine own?

Val.
And I will help thee to prefer her too:
She shall be dignify'd with this high honour,
To bear my lady's train, lest the base earth
Should from her vesture chance to steal a kiss;
And, of so great a favour growing proud,
Disdain to root the summer-swelling flower;
And make rough winter everlastingly.

Pro.
Why, Valentine, what bragadism is this?

Val.
Pardon me, Protheus; all I can, is nothing

To her, whose worth makes other worthies nothing;
She is alone—

Pro.
Then let her alone.

Val.
Not for the world: why, man, she is mine own;
And I as rich in having such a jewel,
As twenty seas, if all their sand were pearl,
The water nectar, and the rocks pure gold.
Forgive me, that I do not dream on thee,
Because thou seest me doat upon my love.
My foolish rival, that her father likes,
Only for his possessions are so huge,
Is gone with her along, and I must after;
For love, thou know'st, is full of jealousie.

Pro.
But she loves you?

Val.
Ay, and we are betroth'd; nay more, our marriage hour,
With all the cunning manner of our flight,
Determin'd of; how I must climb her window,
The ladder made of cords, and all the means
Plotted and 'greed on for my happiness.
Good Protheus, go with me to my Chamber,
In these affairs to aid me with thy counsel.

Pro.
Go on before; I shall enquire you forth.
I must unto the road, to disembark
Some necessaries that I needs must use;
And then I'll presently attend you.

Val.
Will you make haste?

Pro.
I will. [Exit Val.
Ev'n as one heat another heat expels,
Or as one nail by strength drives out another;
So the remembrance of my former love
Is by a newer object quite forgotten.
Is it mine Eye, or Valentino's Praise,(11) ^note

Her true perfection, or my false transgression,
That makes me, reasonless, to reason thus?
She's fair; and so is Julia, that I love;
That I did love, for now my love is thaw'd;
Which, like a waxen image 'gainst a fire,
Bears no impression of the thing it was.
Methinks, my zeal to Valentine is cold;
And that I love him not, as I was wont.
O! but I love his lady too, too, much;
And that's the reason, I love him so little.
How shall I doat on her with more advice,
That thus without advice begin to love her?
'Tis but her picture I have yet beheld,
And that hath dazled so my reason's light:
But when I look on her perfections,
There is no reason, but I shall be blind.
If I can check my erring love, I will;
If not, to compass her I'll use my skill. [Exit.

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