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Melville, Herman, 1819-1891 [1849], Mardi and a voyage thither, volume 1 (Harper & Brothers, New York) [word count] [eaf275v1].
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CHAPTER XCVIII. THE TALE OF A TRAVELER.

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It was Samoa, who told the incredible tale; and he told
it as a traveler. But stay-at-homes say travelers lie. Yet
a voyage to Ethiopia would cure them of that; for few
skeptics are travelers; fewer travelers liars, though the
proverb respecting them lies. It is false, as some say, that
Bruce was cousin-german to Baron Munchausen; but true,
as Bruce said, that the Abysinnians cut live steaks from
their cattle. It was, in good part, his villainous transcribers,
who made monstrosities of Mandeville's travels. And
though all liars go to Gehenna; yet, assuming that Mandeville
died before Dante; still, though Dante took the census
of Hell, we find not Sir John, under the likeness of a roasted
neat's tongue, in that infernalest of infernos, The Inferno.

But let not the truth be postponed. To the stand, Samoa,
and through your interpreter, speak.

Once upon a time, during his endless sea-rovings, the
Upoluan was called upon to cobble the head of a friend,
grievously hurt in a desperate fight of slings.

Upon examination, that part of the brain proving as much
injured as the cranium itself, a young pig was obtained; and
preliminaries being over, part of its live brain was placed in
the cavity, the trepan accomplished with cocoanut shell, and
the scalp drawn over and secured.

This man died not, but lived. But from being a warrior
of great sense and spirit, he became a perverse-minded and
piggish fellow, showing many of the characteristics of his
swinish grafting. He survived the operation more than a

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year; at the end of that period, however, going mad, and
dying in his delirium.

Stoutly backed by the narrator, this anecdote was credited
by some present. But Babbalanja held out to the last.

“Yet, if this story be true,” said he, “and since it is well
settled, that our brains are somehow the organs of sense;
then, I see not why human reason could not be put into a
pig, by letting into its cranium the contents of a man's. I
have long thought, that men, pigs, and plants, are but curious
physiological experiments; and that science would at last
enable philosophers to produce new species of beings, by
somehow mixing, and concocting the essential ingredients of
various creatures; and so forming new combinations. My
friend Atahalpa, the astrologer and alchymist, has long had
a jar, in which he has been endeavoring to hatch a fairy,
the ingredients being compounded according to a receipt of
his own.”

But little they heeded Babbalanja. It was the traveler's
tale that most arrested attention.

Tough the thews, and tough the tales of Samoa.

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Melville, Herman, 1819-1891 [1849], Mardi and a voyage thither, volume 1 (Harper & Brothers, New York) [word count] [eaf275v1].
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