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Billings, Josh, 1818-1885 [1866], Josh Billings, hiz sayings. With comic illustrations. (Carleton, New York) [word count] [eaf674T]. To look up a word in a dictionary, select the word with your mouse and press 'd' on your keyboard.
I kum to the conclusion, lately, that life waz so QUESTIONS. 1st—Are yu mail or femail? if so, Pleze state 2d—Are yu subjec tu fits, and if so, do yu hav 3d—What is yure precise fiteing weight? 4th—Did yu ever have enny ancestors, and if
5th—What iz yure legal opinion ov the constitutionality 6th—Du yu ever hav enny nite mares? 7th—Are you married and single, or are yu a 8th — Do yu beleave in a futer state? if yu du, 9th—What are yure private sentiments about a 10th—Hav yu ever committed suiside, and if so, After answering the above questions, like a man
Billings, Josh, 1818-1885 [1866], Josh Billings, hiz sayings. With comic illustrations. (Carleton, New York) [word count] [eaf674T]. |