I. JOSH BILLINGS ON THE MULE. 13

II. JOSH BILLINGS INSURES HIS LIFE. 15

III. REMARKS. 17

IV. ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS. 19

V. A TABLOWS IN 4 ACKS. 22

VI. FEMALE EDDIKASHUN. 25

VII. DEPOZETIONS. 28

VIII. WAR AND ARMY PHRAZES. 31

IX. PASHUNCE OV JOB. 34

X. FRIENDLY LETTER. 35

XI. AFFURISIMS. 37

XII. JOSH BILLINGS ON CATS. 40

XIII. REMARKS. 43

XIV. JOSH BILLINGS ADDRESSES THE BILLINGSVILLE SOWING SOSIETY. 45

XV. NOSHUNS. 47

XVI. SAYINS. 51

XVII. REMARKS. 53

XVIII. THE DEVIL'S PUTTY AND VARNISH. 56

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XIX. MANIFEST DESTINY. 59

XX. ANSWERS TO CONTRIBUTORS. 62

XXI. ON DOGS. 64

XXII. SAYINGS OF JOSH BILLINGS. 67

XXIII. FASHION. 70

XXIV. REMARKS. 73

XXV. PROVERBIAL PIG. 75

XXVI. PROVERBS. 77

XXVII. ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS. 79

XXVIII. PROVERBS OF THE BILLINGS FAMILY. 82

XXIX. A FU REMARKS. 85

XXX. A LEKTURE TEW MALE YUNG MEN ONLY. 87

XXXI. CLEVER FELLOWS. 90

XXXII. AFFERISIMS 92

XXXIII. ANSWERS TO CONTRIBUTORS. 94

XXXIV. A SHORT AND VERY AFFEKTING ESSA
ON MAN. 97

XXXV. THE RASE KOARSE. 100

XXXVI. “GIV THE DEVIL HIZ DUE.” 106

XXXVII. WATCH DOGS. 108

XXXVIII. ANSWERS TO CONTRIBUTORS. 110

XXXIX. REMARKS. 113

XL. AN ESSA ONTO MUSIK. 117

XLI. “MAN WAZ MADE TEW MOURN.” 120

XLII. PROVERBS. 122

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XLIII. KISSING CONSIDERED. 124

XLIV. FOR A FU MINNITS AMONG THE SPEERITS. 128

XLV. SAYINGS. 131

XLVI. JOSH GOES TO LONG BRANCH. 133

XLVII. TO MY LADY CORRESPONDENTS. 137

XLVIII. ON WIDDERS. 140

XLIX. THINGS THAT I DON'T HANKER AFTER
TO SEE. 143

L. ON COURTING. 145

LI. REMARKS. 149

LII. THE FAULT FINDER. 152

LIII. PROVERBS. 154

LIV. KOLIDING. 156

LV. ON SNAIKS AND MUDTURKLES. 157

LVI. TRUE BILLS. 161

LVII. NARRATIF. 163

LVIII. PHOTOGRAPHS. 167

LIX. AFFERISIMS. 169

LX. JOSH GITS ORFULLY BIT. 172

LXI. THINGS THAT SUIT ME. 174

LXII. MY FIRST GONG. 176

LXIII. PROVERBS. 178

LXIV. DISIPLIN IZ EVRATHING — IN 2 PARTS. 181

LXV. CORRESPONDENTS. 183

LXVI. JOSH BILLINGS AT SARATOGA SPRINGS. 186

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LXVII. NOT ENNY SHANGHI FOR ME. 189

LXVIII. IS DISPOSING OF THINGS FOR CHARITABLE
PURPOSES BI “LOT” A SIN. 191

LXIX. ADVERTIZEMENT. 193

LXX. OUT WEST. 196

LXXI. SAYINS. 198

LXXII. A WIMMIN'S LEAGUE MEETIN. 200

LXXIII. A TRUE FISH STORY FOUNDED ON FAK. 203

LXXIV. AT SARATOGA SPRINGS. 205

LXXV. SPIRITUAL BELIEF OV THE BILLINGSES. 208

LXXVI. JOSH BILLINGS CORRESPONDS WITH A
“HAIR OIL AND VEGETABLE BITTERS MAN.” 209

LXXVII. PROVERBS 213

LXXVIII. DOMESTIK RECEIPTS IN FULL. 216

LXXIX. FAKS. 218

LXXX. ON LECTURES. 219

LXXXI. YANKEE NOSHUNS. 222

LXXXII. ATTENTION! SQUAD! 224

LXXXIII. THE FUST BABY. 226

LXXXIV. LAUGHING. 228

LXXXV. PIONEERS. 229