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J. Payne Collier [1842–1844], The works of William Shakespeare. The text formed from an entirely new collation of the old editions: with the various readings, notes, a life of the poet, and a history of the Early English stage. By J. Payne Collier, Esq. F.S.A. In eight volumes (Whittaker & Co. [etc.], London) [word count] [S10101].
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HAMLET.

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Introductory matter note

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INTRODUCTION.

The story upon which, there is reason to believe, Shakespeare founded his tragedy of “Hamlet,” has recently been reprinted, from the only known perfect copy1 note, as part of a work called “Shakespeare's Library;” and there is, perhaps, nothing more remarkable than the manner in which our great dramatist wrought these barbarous, uncouth, and scanty materials into the magnificent structure he left behind him. A comparison of “The Historie of Hamblet,” as it was translated at an early date from the French of Belleforest2 note, with “The Tragedy of Hamlet,” is calculated to give us the most exalted notion of, and profound reverence for, the genius of Shakespeare: his vast superiority to Greene and Lodge was obvious in “The Winter's Tale,” and “As You Like It;” but the novels of “Pandosto” and “Rosalynde,” as narratives, were perhaps as far above “The Historie of Hamblet,” as “The Winter's Tale” and “As You Like It” were above the originals from which their main incidents were derived. Nothing, in point of fact, can be much more worthless, in story and style, than the production to which it is supposed Shakespeare was indebted for the foundation of his “Hamlet.”

There is, however, some ground for thinking, that a lost play upon similar incidents preceded the work of Shakespeare: how far that lost play might be an improvement upon the old translated “Historie” we have no means of deciding, nor to what extent Shakespeare availed himself of such improvement. A drama, of which Hamlet was the hero, was certainly in being prior to the year 1587, (in all probability too early a date for Shakespeare to have been the writer of it) for we find it thus alluded to by Thomas Nash, in his preliminary epistle to the “Menaphon” of Robert Greene, published in that year:3 note:—“Yet English Seneca, read by candlelight,

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yeelds many good sentences, as blood is a beggar, and so forth; and if you entreat him fair in a frosty morning, he will afford you whole Hamlets, I should say handfuls, of tragical speeches.” The writer is referring to play-poets and their productions at that period, and he seems to have gone out of his way, in order to introduce the very name of the performance against which he was directing ridicule. Another piece of evidence, to the same effect, but of a more questionable kind, is to be found in Henslowe's Diary, under the date of June 9th, 1594, when a “Hamlet” was represented at the theatre at Newington Butts: that it was then an old play is ascertained from the absence of the mark, which the old manager usually prefixed to first performances, and from the fact that his share of the receipts was only nine shillings. At that date, however, the company to which Shakespeare belonged was in joint occupation of the same theatre, and it is certainly possible, though improbable, that the drama represented on June 9th, 1594, was Shakespeare's “Hamlet.”

We feel confident, however, that the “Hamlet” which has come down to us in at least six quarto impressions, in the folio of 1623, and in the later impressions in that form, was not written until the winter of 1601, or the spring of 1602.

Malone, Steevens, and the other commentators, were acquainted with no edition of the tragedy anterior to the quarto of 1604, which professes to be “enlarged to almost as much again as it was:” they, therefore, reasonably suspected that it had been printed before; and within the last twenty years a single copy of an edition in 1603 has been discovered. This, in fact, seems to have been the abbreviated and imperfect edition, consisting of only about half as much as the impression of 1604. It belongs to the Duke of Devonshire, and, by the favour of his Grace, is now before us. From whose press it came we have no information, but it professed to be “printed for N. L. and Iohn Trundell.” The edition of the following year was printed by I. R. for N. L. only; and why Trundell ceased to have any interest in the publication we know not. N. L. was Nicholas Ling; and I. R., the printer of the edition of 1604, was, no doubt, James Roberts, who, two years before, had made the following entry in the Registers of the Stationers' Company:—

“26 July 1602.
James Roberts] A booke, The Revenge of Hamlett prince of Denmarke, as yt was latelie acted by the Lord Chamberlayn his servantes.”

The words, “as it was lately acted,” are important upon the

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question of date, and the entry farther proves, that the tragedy had been performed by the company to which Shakespeare belonged. In the spring of 1603 “the Lord Chamberlain's servants” became the King's players; and on the title-page of the quarto of 1603 it is asserted that it had been acted “by his Highness' servants.” On the title-page of the quarto of 1604 we are not informed that the tragedy had been acted by any company.

Thus we see, that in July, 1602, there was an intention to print and publish a play called “The Revenge of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark,” and this intention, we may fairly conclude, arose out of the popularity of the piece, as it was then acted by “the Lord Chamberlain's servants,” who, in May following, obtained the title of “the King's players.” The object of Roberts in making the entry, already quoted, was to secure it to himself, being, no doubt, aware that other printers and booksellers would endeavour to anticipate him. It seems probable, that he was unable to obtain such a copy of “Hamlet” as he would put his name to; but some inferior and nameless printer, who was not so scrupulous, having surreptitiously secured a manuscript of the play, however imperfect, which would answer the purpose, and gratify public curiosity, the edition bearing date in 1603 was published. Such, we have little doubt, was the origin of the impression of which only a single copy has reached our day, and of which, probably, but a few were sold, as its worthlessness was soon discovered, and it was quickly entirely superseded by the enlarged impression of 1604.

As an accurate reprint was made in 1825 of “The Tragicall Historie of Hamlet Prince of Denmarke,” 1603, it will be unnecessary to go in detail into proofs to establish, as we could do without much difficulty, the following points:—1. That great part of the play, as it there stands, was taken down in short-hand. 2. That where mechanical skill failed the short-hand writer, he either filled up the blanks from memory, or employed an inferior writer to assist him. 3. That although some of the scenes were carelessly transposed, and others entirely omitted in the edition of 1603, the drama, as it was acted while the short-hand writer was employed in taking it down, was, in all its main features, the same as the more perfect copy of the tragedy printed with the date of 1604. It is true that in the edition of 1603 Polonius is called Corambis, and his servant Montano, and we may not be able to determine why these changes were made in the immediately subsequent impression; but we may perhaps conjecture that they were names in the older play on the same story, or names which Shakespeare at first introduced, and subsequently thought fit to reject. We know that Ben Jonson changed the whole dramatis personæ of his “Every Man in his Humour.”

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But although we entirely reject the quarto of 1603 as an authentic “Hamlet,” it is of high value in enabling us to settle the text of various important passages. It proves, besides, that certain portions of the play, as it appears in the folio of 1623, which do not form part of the quarto of 1604, were originally acted, and were not, as has been hitherto imagined, subsequent introductions. We have pointed out these and other peculiarities so fully in our notes, that we need not dwell upon them here; but we may mention, that in Act iii. sc. 4, the quarto of 1603 explains a curious point of stage-business, which puzzled all the commentators. Just as the Ghost is departing from the Queen's closet, Hamlet exclaims,
“Look, how it steals away!
My father, in his habit as he lived!”

Malone, Steevens, and Monck Mason argue the question, whether in this scene the Ghost, as in former scenes, ought to wear armour, or to be dressed in “his own familiar habit;” and they conclude, either that Shakespeare had “forgotten himself,” or had meant “to vary the dress of the Ghost at this his last appearance.” The quarto of 1603, shows exactly how the poet's intention was carried into effect, for there we meet with the stage-direction, “Enter the Ghost in his night-gown,” and such was unquestionably the appearance of the performer of the part when the short-hand writer saw the tragedy, with a view to the speedy publication of a fraudulent impression. “My father, in the habit as he lived,” are the words he recorded from the mouth of the actor of Hamlet.

The impression of 1604 being intended to supersede that of 1603, which gave a most mangled and imperfect notion of the drama in its true state, we may perhaps presume that the quarto of 1604 was, at least, as authentic a copy of “Hamlet” as the editions of any of Shakespeare's plays that came from the press during his lifetime. It contains various passages, some of them of great importance to the conduct and character of the hero, not to be found in the folio of 1623; while the folio includes other passages which are left out in the quarto of 1604, although, as before remarked, we have the evidence of the quarto of 1603, that they were originally acted. The different quarto impressions were printed from each other, and even that of 1637, though it makes some verbal changes, contains no distinct indication that the printer had resorted to the folios.

The three later folios, in this instance as in others, were printed from the immediately preceding edition in the same form; but we are inclined to think, that if “Hamlet,” in the folio of 1623, were not composed from some now unknown quarto, it was derived from a manuscript obtained by Heminge and Condell from the theatre. The Acts and Scenes are, however, marked only in the first and second Acts, after which no divisions of the kind are noticed, and where Act

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iii. commences is merely matter of modern conjecture. Some large portions of the play appear to have been omitted for the sake of shortening the performance; and any editor who should content himself with reprinting the folio, without large additions from the quartos, would present but an imperfect notion of the drama as it came from the hand of the poet. The text of “Hamlet” is, in fact, only to be obtained from a comparison of the editions in quarto and folio, but the misprints in the latter are quite as numerous and glaring as in the former. In various instances we have been able to correct the one by the other, and it is in this respect chiefly that the quarto of 1603 is of intrinsic value.

Coleridge, after vindicating himself from the accusation that he had derived his ideas of Hamlet from Schlegel, (and we heard him broach them some years before the Lectures Ueber Dramatische Kunst and Litteratur were published) note thus, in a few sentences, sums up the character of Hamlet. “In Hamlet Shakespeare seems to have wished to exemplify the moral necessity of a due balance between our attention to the objects of our senses, and our meditation on the workings of our minds,—an equilibrium between the real and the imaginary worlds. In Hamlet this balance is disturbed: his thoughts and the images of his fancy are far more vivid than his actual perceptions, and his very perceptions, instantly passing through the medium of his contemplations, acquire, as they pass, a form and a colour not naturally their own. Hence we see a great, an almost enormous, intellectual activity, and a proportionate aversion to real action consequent upon it, with all its symptoms and accompanying qualities. This character Shakespeare places in circumstances under which it is obliged to act on the spur of the moment. Hamlet is brave, and careless of death; but he vacillates from sensibility, and procrastinates from thought, and loses the power of action in the energy of resolve.” (Lit. Rem. vol. ii. p. 205.)

It has generally been supposed that Joseph Taylor was the original actor of Hamlet, and Wright, in his “Historia Histrionica,” 1699, certainly speaks of him as having performed the part. This, however, must have been after the death of Richard Burbage, which happened precisely eighty years before Wright published his tract: we know from the manuscript Elegy upon Burbage, sold among Heber's books, that he was the earliest representative of Hamlet; and there the circumstance of his being “fat and scant of breath,” in the fencing scene, is noticed in the very words of Shakespeare. Taylor did not belong to the company for which Shakespeare wrote at the date when “Hamlet” was produced.

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1 note.

DRAMATIS PERSONÆ CLAUDIUS, King of Denmark. HAMLET, Son to the former, and Nephew to the present King. HORATIO, Friend to Hamlet. POLONIUS, Lord Chamberlain. LAERTES, his Son. VOLTIMAND [Voltemand], Courtier. CORNELIUS, Courtier. ROSENCRANTZ, Courtier. GUILDENSTERN, Courtier. OSRICK [Osric], a Courtier. Another Courtier. [Lord] A Priest. [Priest 1] MARCELLUS, An Officer. BERNARDO, An Officer. FRANCISCO, a Soldier. REYNALDO, Servant to Polonius. A Captain. Ambassadors. Ghost of Hamlet's Father. FORTINBRAS, Prince of Norway. Two Clowns, Grave-diggers. [Clown 1], [Clown 2]. GERTRUDE, Queen of Denmark, and Mother to Hamlet. OPHELIA, Daughter to Polonius. Lords, Ladies, Officers, Soldiers, Players, Sailors, Messengers, and Attendants. [Player 1], [Prologue], [Player King], [Player Queen], [Gentleman], [Danes], [Servant], [Sailor], [Messenger] SCENE, Elsinore.

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PRINCE OF DENMARK.

HAMLET, ACT I. [Notes and Emendations to the 1632 Folio]11Q1007 SCENE I. Elsinore. A Platform before the Castle. Francisco on his Post. Enter to him Bernardo.

Ber.
Who's there?

Fran.
Nay, answer me: stand, and unfold
Yourself.

Ber.
Long live the king1 note!

Fran.
Bernardo?

Ber.
He.

Fran.
You come most carefully upon your hour. 11Q1008

Ber.
'Tis now struck twelve: get thee to bed, Francisco.

Fran.
For this relief much thanks. 'Tis bitter cold,
And I am sick at heart.

Ber.
Have you had quiet guard?

Fran.
Not a mouse stirring.

Ber.
Well, good night.
If you do meet Horatio and Marcellus,
The rivals of my watch, bid them make haste.

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Enter Horatio and Marcellus.

Fran.
I think I hear them.—Stand, ho! Who is there2 note!

Hor.
Friends to this ground.

Mar.
And liegemen to the Dane.

Fran.
Give you good night.

Mar.
O! farewell, honest soldier3 note:
Who hath reliev'd you?

Fran.
Bernardo has my place.
Give you good night.
[Exit Francisco.

Mar.
Holla! Bernardo!

Ber.
Say.
What! is Horatio there?

Hor.
A piece of him.

Ber.
Welcome, Horatio: welcome, good Marcellus.

Hor.
What, has this thing appear'd again to-night4 note?

Ber.
I have seen nothing.

Mar.
Horatio says, 'tis but our fantasy,
And will not let belief take hold of him,
Touching this dreaded sight twice seen of us:
Therefore, I have entreated him along
With us, to watch the minutes of this night;
That, if again this apparition come,
He may approve our eyes, and speak to it.

Hor.
Tush, tush! 'twill not appear.

Ber.
Sit down awhile;
And let us once again assail your ears,
That are so fortified against our story,
What we two nights have seen.

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Hor.
Well, sit we down,
and let us hear Bernardo speak of this.

Ber.
Last night of all,
When yond' same star, that's westward from the pole,
Had made his course t' illume that part of heaven
Where now it burns, Marcellus, and myself,
The bell then beating one,—

Mar.
Peace! break thee off: look, where it comes again!
Enter Ghost.

Ber.
In the same figure, like the king that's dead.

Mar.
Thou art a scholar; speak to it, Horatio.

Ber.
Looks it not like the king? mark it, Horatio.

Hor.
Most like:—it harrows me5 note with fear, and wonder.

Ber.
It would be spoke to.

Mar.
Question it, Horatio.

Hor.
What art thou, that usurp'st this time of night,
Together with that fair and warlike form,
In which the majesty of buried Denmark
Did sometimes march? by heaven I charge thee, speak!

Mar.
It is offended.

Ber.
See! it stalks away.

Hor.
Stay! speak, speak! I charge thee, speak!
[Exit Ghost.

Mar.
'Tis gone, and will not answer.

Ber.
How now, Horatio! you tremble, and look pale.
Is not this something more than fantasy?
What think you on't?

Hor.
Before my God, I might not this believe,
Without the sensible and true avouch
Of mine own eyes.

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Mar.
Is it not like the king?

Hor.
As thou art to thyself.
Such was the very armour he had on,
When he th' ambitious Norway combated:
So frown'd he once, when, in an angry parle,
He smote the sledded Polacks6 note on the ice.
'Tis strange.

Mar.
Thus, twice before, and jump at this dead hour7 note
,
With martial stalk hath he gone by our watch.

Hor.
In what particular thought to work, I know not;
But in the gross and scope of mine opinion,
This bodes some strange eruption to our state.

Mar.
Good now, sit down; and tell me, he that knows,
Why this same strict and most observant watch
So nightly toils the subject of the land?
And why such daily cast8 note of brazen cannon,
And foreign mart for implements of war?
Why such impress of shipwrights, whose sore task
Does not divide the Sunday from the week?
What might be toward, that this sweaty haste
Doth make the night joint labourer with the day?
Who is't, that can inform me?

Hor.
That can I;
At least, the whisper goes so. Our last king,
Whose image even but now appear'd to us,
Was, as you know, by Fortinbras of Norway,
Thereto prick'd on by a most emulate pride,
Dar'd to the combat; in which our valiant Hamlet

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(For so this side of our known world esteem'd him)
Did slay this Fortinbras; who, by a seal'd compact,
Well ratified by law and heraldry,
Did forfeit with his life all those his lands,
Which he stood seiz'd of, to the conqueror:
Against the which, a moiety competent
Was gaged by our king; which had return'd
To the inheritance of Fortinbras,
Had he been vanquisher; as, by the same co-mart,
And carriage of the article design'd9 note
,
His fell to Hamlet. Now, sir, young Fortinbras,
Of unimproved mettle1 note hot and full,
Hath in the skirts of Norway, here and there,
Shark'd up a list of lawless resolutes 11Q10092 note,
For food and diet, to some enterprize
That hath a stomach in't: which is no other
(As it doth well appear unto our state)
But to recover of us, by strong hand
And terms compulsative3 note, those 'foresaid lands
So by his father lost. And this, I take it,
Is the main motive of our preparations,
The source of this our watch, and the chief head
Of this post-haste and romage in the land.

Ber.
I think, it be no other, but e'en so4 note:
Well may it sort5 note, that this portentous figure

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Comes armed through our watch; so like the king
That was, and is, the question of these wars.

Hor.
A mote it is to trouble the mind's eye.
In the most high and palmy state of Rome,
A little ere the mightiest Julius fell,
The graves stood tenantless, and the sheeted dead
Did squeak and gibber in the Roman streets:
As, stars with trains of fire and dews of blood,
Disasters in the sun6 note
; and the moist star,
Upon whose influence Neptune's empire stands,
Was sick almost to dooms-day with eclipse:
And even the like precurse of fierce events7 note
As harbingers preceding still the fates,
And prologue to the omen coming on—
Have heaven and earth together demonstrated
Unto our climatures and countrymen.— Re-enter Ghost.
But, soft! behold! lo, where it comes again!
I'll cross it, though it blast me.—Stay, illusion8 note!
If thou hast any sound, or use of voice,
Speak to me:
If there be any good thing to be done,
That may to thee do ease, and grace to me,
Speak to me:
If thou art privy to thy country's fate,
Which happily foreknowing may avoid,

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O, speak!
Or, if thou hast uphoarded in thy life
Extorted treasure in the womb of earth,
For which, they say, you spirits oft walk in death, [Cock crows.
Speak of it:—stay, and speak!—Stop it, Marcellus.

Mar.
Shall I strike at it9 note with my partisan?

Hor.
Do, if it will not stand.

Ber.
'Tis here!

Hor.
'Tis here!

Mar.
'Tis gone. [Exit Ghost.
We do it wrong, being so majestical,
To offer it the show of violence;
For it is, as the air, invulnerable,
And our vain blows malicious mockery.

Ber.
It was about to speak, when the cock crew.

Hor.
And then it started, like a guilty thing
Upon a fearful summons. I have heard,
The cock, that is the trumpet to the morn10 note,
Doth with his lofty and shrill-sounding throat
Awake the god of day; and at his warning,
Whether in sea or fire, in earth or air,
Th' extravagant and erring spirit hies
To his confine; and of the truth herein
This present object made probation.

Mar.
It faded on the crowing of the cock.
Some say, that ever 'gainst that season comes
Wherein our Saviour's birth is celebrated,
This bird of dawning singeth all night long:
And then, they say, no spirit dares stir abroad1 note;

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The nights are wholesome; then no planets strike,
No fairy takes2 note, nor witch hath power to charm,
So hallow'd and so gracious is that time.

Hor.
So have I heard, and do in part believe it.
But, look, the morn, in russet mantle clad,
Walks o'er the dew of yond' high eastern hill.
Break we our watch up; and, by my advice,
Let us impart what we have seen to-night
Unto young Hamlet; for, upon my life,
This spirit, dumb to us, will speak to him.
Do you consent we shall acquaint him with it,
As needful in our loves, fitting our duty?

Mar.
Let's do't, I pray; and I this morning know
Where we shall find him most conveniently.
[Exeunt. SCENE II. 11Q1010 The Same. A Room of State. Enter the King, Queen, Hamlet, Polonius, Laertes, Voltimand, Cornelius, Lords, and Attendants.

King.
Though yet of Hamlet our dear brother's death
The memory be green, and that it us befitted
To bear our hearts in grief, and our whole kingdom
To be contracted in one brow of woe;
Yet so far hath discretion fought with nature,
That we with wisest sorrow think on him,
Together with remembrance of ourselves.
Therefore, our sometime sister, now our queen,
Th' imperial jointress of this warlike state3 note,
Have we, as 'twere, with a defeated joy,—
With one auspicious, and one dropping eye,

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With mirth in funeral, and with dirge in marriage,
In equal scale weighing delight and dole,—
Taken to wife: nor have we herein barr'd
Your better wisdoms, which have freely gone
With this affair along: for all, our thanks.
Now follows, that you know, young Fortinbras,
Holding a weak supposal of our worth,
Or thinking, by our late dear brother's death
Our state to be disjoint and out of frame,
Colleagued with the dream of his advantage,
He hath not fail'd to pester us with message,
Importing the surrender of those lands
Lost by his father, with all bands of law,
To our most valiant brother.—So much for him.
Now for ourself, and for this time of meeting.
Thus much the business is4 note: we have here writ
To Norway, uncle of young Fortinbras,—
Who, impotent and bed-rid, scarcely hears
Of this his nephew's purpose,—to suppress
His farther gait herein, in that the levies,
The lists, and full proportions, are all made
Out of his subject: and we here despatch
You, good Cornelius, and you, Voltimand,
For bearers of this greeting5 note to old Norway;
Giving to you no farther personal power
To business with the king, more than the scope
Of these dilated articles allow.
Farewell; and let your haste commend your duty.

Cor. Vol.
In that, and all things, will we show our duty.

King.
We doubt it nothing: heartily farewell. [Exeunt Voltimand and Cornelius.
And now, Laertes, what's the news with you?

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You told us of some suit; what is't, Laertes?
You cannot speak of reason to the Dane,
And lose your voice: what would'st thou beg, Laertes,
That shall not be my offer, not thy asking?
The head is not more native to the heart,
The hand more instrumental to the mouth,
Than is the throne of Denmark to thy father.
What would'st thou have, Laertes?

Laer.
My dread lord6 note,
Your leave and favour to return to France;
From whence though willingly I came to Denmark,
To show my duty in your coronation,
Yet now, I must confess, that duty done,
My thoughts and wishes bend again toward France,
And bow them to your gracious leave and pardon.

King.
Have you your father's leave? What says Polonius?

Pol.
He hath, my lord, wrung from me my slow leave7 note

,
By laboursome petition; and, at last,
Upon his will I seal'd my hard consent:
I do beseech you, give him leave to go.

King.
Take thy fair hour, Laertes; time be thine,
And thy best graces: spend it at thy will.—
But now, my cousin Hamlet, and my son,—

Ham.
A little more than kin, and less than kind8 note.
[Aside.

King.
How is it that the clouds still hang on you?

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Ham.
Not so, my lord; I am too much i'the sun.

Queen.
Good Hamlet, cast thy nighted colour off 11Q10119 note,
And let thine eye look like a friend on Denmark.
Do not, for ever, with thy vailed lids1 note
Seek for thy noble father in the dust:
Thou know'st, 'tis common; all that live must die,
Passing through nature to eternity.

Ham.
Ay, madam, it is common.

Queen.
If it be,
Why seems it so particular with thee?

Ham.
Seems, madam! nay, it is; I know not seems.
'Tis not alone my inky cloak, good mother2 note,
Nor customary suits of solemn black,
Nor windy suspiration of forc'd breath,
No, nor the fruitful river in the eye,
Nor the dejected haviour of the visage,
Together with all forms, moods, shows of grief,
That can denote me truly: these, indeed, seem,
For they are actions that a man might play;
But I have that within, which passeth show,
These but the trappings and the suits of woe.

King.
'Tis sweet and commendable in your nature, Hamlet,
To give these mourning duties to your father:
But, you must know, your father lost a father;
That father lost, lost his; and the survivor bound

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In filial obligation, for some term,
To do obsequious sorrow3 note: but to persevere
In obstinate condolement is a course
Of impious stubbornness; 'tis unmanly grief:
It shows a will most incorrect to heaven;
A heart unfortified, a mind impatient,
An understanding simple and unschool'd:
For what, we know, must be, and is as common
As any the most vulgar thing to sense,
Why should we, in our peevish opposition,
Take it to heart? Fie! 'tis a fault to heaven,
A fault against the dead, a fault to nature,
To reason most absurd, whose common theme
Is death of fathers, and who still hath cried,
From the first corse till he that died to-day,
“This must be so.” We pray you, throw to earth
This unprevailing woe, and think of us
As of a father; for let the world take note,
You are the most immediate to our throne;
And, with no less nobility of love
Than that which dearest father bears his son,
Do I impart toward you. For your intent
In going back to school in Wittenberg
It is most retrograde to our desire;
And, we beseech you, bend you to remain
Here, in the cheer and comfort of our eye,
Our chiefest courtier, cousin, and our son.

Queen.
Let not thy mother lose her prayers, Hamlet:
I pray thee, stay with us; go not to Wittenberg.

Ham.
I shall in all my best obey you, madam.

King.
Why, 'tis a loving and a fair reply:
Be as ourself in Denmark.—Madam, come;
This gentle and unforc'd accord of Hamlet
Sits smiling to my heart; in grace whereof,
No jocund health that Denmark drinks to-day,

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But the great cannon to the clouds shall tell,
And the king's rouse4 note the heaven shall bruit again,
Re-speaking earthly thunder. Come away. [Flourish. Exeunt King, Queen, Lords, &c. Polonius, and Laertes.

Ham.
O! that this too, too solid flesh would melt,
Thaw, and resolve itself into a dew5 note;
Or that the Everlasting had not fix'd
His canon 'gainst self-slaughter6 note. O God! O God!
How weary, stale, flat, and unprofitable
Seem to me all the uses of this world!
Fie on't! O fie7 note! 'tis an unweeded garden,
That grows to seed; things rank, and gross in nature,
Possess it merely. That it should come to this!
But two months dead!—nay, not so much, not two:
So excellent a king; that was, to this,
Hyperion to a satyr: so loving to my mother,
That he might not beteem the winds of heaven8 note
Visit her face too roughly. Heaven and earth!
Must I remember? why, she would hang on him,
As if increase of appetite had grown
By what it fed on; and yet, within a month,—
Let me not think on't.—Frailty, thy name is woman!—
A little month; or ere those shoes were old,

-- 208 --


With which she follow'd my poor father's body,
Like Niobe, all tears;—why she, even she,
(O God! a beast, that wants discourse of reason,
Would have mourn'd longer)—married with my uncle,
My father's brother, but no more like my father,
Than I to Hercules: within a month;
Ere yet the salt of most unrighteous tears
Had left the flushing in her galled eyes,
She married.—O, most wicked speed, to post
With such dexterity to incestuous sheets!
It is not, nor it cannot come to, good;
But break, my heart, for I must hold my tongue! Enter Horatio, Bernardo, and Marcellus.

Hor.
Hail to your lordship!

Ham.
I am glad to see you well:
Horatio,—or I do forget myself.

Hor.
The same, my lord, and your poor servant ever.

Ham.
Sir, my good friend; I'll change that name with you.
And what make you from Wittenberg, Horatio?—
Marcellus?

Mar.
My good lord,—

Ham.
I am very glad to see you; good even, sir.—
But what, in faith, make you from Wittenberg?

Hor.
A truant disposition, good my lord.

Ham.
I would not hear9 note your enemy say so;
Nor shall you do mine ear that violence,
To make it truster of your own report
Against yourself: I know, you are no truant.
But what is your affair in Elsinore?
We'll teach you to drink deep, ere you depart1 note
.

-- 209 --

Hor.
My lord, I came to see your father's funeral.

Ham.
I pray thee, do not mock me, fellow-student;
I think, it was to see my mother's wedding.

Hor.
Indeed, my lord, it follow'd hard upon.

Ham.
Thrift, thrift, Horatio! the funeral bak'd meats
Did coldly furnish forth the marriage tables.
'Would I had met my dearest foe in heaven2 note
Ere ever I had seen3 note that day, Horatio!—
My father,—methinks, I see my father.

Hor.
O! where, my lord?

Ham.
In my mind's eye, Horatio.

Hor.
I saw him once: he was a goodly king.

Ham.
He was a man, take him for all in all,
I shall not look upon his like again.

Hor.
My lord, I think I saw him yesternight.

Ham.
Saw! who?

Hor.
My lord, the king your father.

Ham.
The king my father!

Hor.
Season your admiration for a while
With an attent ear, till I may deliver,
Upon the witness of these gentlemen,
This marvel to you.

Ham.
For God's love, let me hear.

Hor.
Two nights together, had these gentlemen,
Marcellus and Bernardo, on their watch,
In the dead vast and middle of the night4 note


,

-- 210 --


Been thus encounter'd. A figure like your father,
Armed at point5 note, exactly, cap-à-pié,
Appears before them, and with solemn march
Goes slow and stately by them: thrice he walk'd,
By their oppress'd and fear-surprised eyes,
Within his truncheon's length; whilst they, distill'd6 note
Almost to jelly with the act of fear,
Stand dumb, and speak not to him. 11Q1012 This to me
In dreadful secrecy impart they did,
And I with them the third night kept the watch;
Where, as they had deliver'd, both in time,
Form of the thing, each word made true and good,
The apparition comes. I knew your father;
These hands are not more like.

Ham.
But where was this?

Mar.
My lord, upon the platform where we watch'd.

Ham.
Did you not speak to it?

Hor.
My lord, I did,
But answer made it none; yet once, methought,
It lifted up its head, and did address
Itself to motion, like as it would speak:
But, even then, the morning cock crew loud,
And at the sound it shrunk in haste away,
And vanish'd from our sight.

Ham.
'Tis very strange.

-- 211 --

Hor.
As I do live, my honour'd lord, 'tis true;
And we did think it writ down in our duty,
To let you know of it.

Ham.
Indeed, indeed, sirs7 note, but this troubles me.
Hold you the watch to-night?

All.
We do, my lord.

Ham.
Arm'd, say you?

All.
Arm'd, my lord.

Ham.
From top to toe?

All.
My lord, from head to foot.

Ham.
Then, saw you not his face?

Hor.
O! yes, my lord; he wore his beaver up. note

Ham.
What! look'd he frowningly?

Hor.
A countenance more
In sorrow than in anger.

Ham.
Pale, or red?

Hor.
Nay, very pale.

Ham.
And fix'd his eyes upon you?

Hor.
Most constantly.

Ham.
I would I had been there.

Hor.
It would have much amaz'd you.

Ham.
Very like,
Very like. Stay'd it long?

Hor.
While one with moderate haste might tell a hundred.

Mar., Ber.
Longer, longer.

Hor.
Not when I saw it.

Ham.
His beard was grizzled8 note? no?

Hor.
It was, as I have seen it in his life,
A sable silver'd.

Ham.
I will watch to-night:
Perchance, 'twill walk again.

Hor.
I warrant it will9 note.

-- 212 --

Ham.
If it assume my noble father's person,
I'll speak to it, though hell itself should gape,
And bid me hold my peace. I pray you all,
If you have hitherto conceal'd this sight,
Let it be tenable in your silence still1 note;
And whatsoever else shall hap to-night,
Give it an understanding, but no tongue:
I will requite your loves. So, fare you well:
Upon the platform, 'twixt eleven and twelve,
I'll visit you.

All.
Our duty to your honour.

Ham.
Your loves, as mine to you. Farewell. [Exeunt Horatio, Marcellus, and Bernardo.
My father's spirit in arms! all is not well;
I doubt some foul play: would the night were come!
Till then sit still, my soul. Foul deeds will rise,
Though all the earth o'erwhelm them, to men's eyes.
[Exit. SCENE III. A Room in Polonius' House. Enter Laertes and Ophelia.

Laer.
My necessaries are embark'd; farewell:
And, sister, as the winds give benefit,
And convoy is assistant, do not sleep,
But let me hear from you.

Oph.
Do you doubt that?

Laer. 11Q1013
For Hamlet, and the trifling of his favour,
Hold it a fashion, and a toy in blood;

-- 213 --


A violet in the youth of primy nature,
Forward, not permanent, sweet, not lasting,
The perfume and suppliance of a minute2 note;
No more.

Oph.
No more but so?

Laer.
Think it no more:
For nature, crescent, does not grow alone
In thews, and bulk; but, as this temple waxes,
The inward service of the mind and soul
Grows wide withal. Perhaps, he loves you now;
And now no soil, nor cautel, doth besmirch
The virtue of his will3 note: but you must fear,
His greatness weigh'd, his will is not his own,
For he himself is subject to his birth4 note:
He may not, as unvalued persons do,
Carve for himself; for on his choice depends
The safety and health of this whole state5 note;
And therefore must his choice be circumscrib'd
Unto the voice and yielding of that body,
Whereof he is the head. Then, if he says he loves you,
It fits your wisdom so far to believe it,
As he in his particular act and place6 note
May give his saying deed; which is no farther,

-- 214 --


Than the main voice of Denmark goes withal.
Then, weigh what loss your honour may sustain,
If with too credent ear you list his songs,
Or lose your heart, or your chaste treasure open
To his unmaster'd importunity.
Fear it, Ophelia, fear it, my dear sister;
And keep you in the rear of your affection,
Out of the shot and danger of desire.
The chariest maid is prodigal enough,
If she unmask her beauty to the moon.
Virtue itself scapes not calumnious strokes:
The canker galls the infants of the spring,
Too oft before their buttons be disclos'd;
And in the morn and liquid dew of youth
Contagious blastments are most imminent.
Be wary, then; best safety lies in fear:
Youth to itself rebels, though none else near.

Oph.
I shall th' effect of this good lesson keep,
As watchman to my heart. But, good my brother,
Do not, as some ungracious pastors do,
Show me the steep and thorny way to heaven,
Whilst, like a puff'd and reckless libertine,
Himself the primrose path of dalliance treads,
And recks not his own read7 note.

Laer.
O! fear me not.
I stay too long;—but here my father comes. Enter Polonius.
A double blessing is a double grace;
Occasion smiles upon a second leave.

Pol.
Yet here, Laertes? aboard, aboard, for shame!
The wind sits in the shoulder of your sail,
And you are stay'd for. There,—my blessing with you; [Laying his Hand on Laertes' Head.
And these few precepts in thy memory

-- 215 --


Look thou character8 note. Give thy thoughts no tongue,
Nor any unproportion'd thought his act.
Be thou familiar, but by no means vulgar:
The friends thou hast, and their adoption tried,
Grapple them to thy soul with hoops of steel9 note;
But do not dull thy palm with entertainment
Of each new-hatch'd, unfledg'd comrade. Beware
Of entrance to a quarrel; but, being in,
Bear't, that th' opposed may beware of thee.
Give every man thine ear, but few thy voice;
Take each man's censure, but reserve thy judgment.
Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy,
But not express'd in fancy; rich, not gaudy:
For the apparel oft proclaims the man;
And they in France, of the best rank and station,
Are of a most select and generous chief in that11Q10141 note.
Neither a borrower, nor a lender be;
For loan oft loses both itself and friend,
And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.
This above all,—to thine ownself be true;
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man.
Farewell: my blessing season this in thee!

Laer.
Most humbly do I take my leave, my lord.

Pol.
The time invites you2 note: go; your servants tend.

Laer.
Farewell, Ophelia; and remember well
What I have said to you.

Oph.
'Tis in my memory lock'd,
And you yourself shall keep the key of it.

-- 216 --

Laer.
Farewell.
[Exit Laertes.

Pol.
What is't, Ophelia, he hath said to you?

Oph.
So please you, something touching the lord Hamlet.

Pol.
Marry, well bethought:
'Tis told me, he hath very oft of late
Given private time to you; and you yourself
Have of your audience been most free and bounteous.
If it be so, (as so 'tis put on me,
And that in way of caution) I must tell you,
You do not understand yourself so clearly,
As it behoves my daughter, and your honour.
What is between you? give me up the truth.

Oph.
He hath, my lord, of late made many tenders
Of his affection to me.

Pol.
Affection? pooh! you speak like a green girl,
Unsifted in such perilous circumstance.
Do you believe his tenders, as you call them?

Oph.
I do not know, my lord, what I should think.

Pol.
Marry, I'll teach you: think yourself a baby;
That you have ta'en these tenders for true pay,
Which are not sterling. Tender yourself more dearly;
Or, not to crack the wind of the poor phrase,
Wronging it thus3 note, you'll tender me a fool.

Oph.
My lord, he hath importun'd me with love,
In honourable fashion.

Pol.
Ay, fashion you may call it; go to, go to.

Oph.
And hath given countenance to his speech, my lord,
With almost all the holy vows of heaven4 note.

Pol.
Ay, springes to catch woodcocks. I do know,

-- 217 --


When the blood burns, how prodigal the soul
Lends the tongue vows: these blazes, daughter5 note,
Giving more light than heat,—extinct in both,
Even in their promise, as it is a making,—
You must not take for fire. From this time6 note,
Be somewhat scanter of your maiden presence:
Set your entreatments at a higher rate,
Than a command to parley. For lord Hamlet,
Believe so much in him, that he is young;
And with a larger tether may he walk,
Than may be given you. In few, Ophelia,
Do not believe his vows, for they are brokers
Not of that die7 note which their investments show,
But mere implorators of unholy suits,
Breathing like sanctified and pious bonds8 note,
The better to beguile. This is for all,—
I would not, in plain terms, from this time forth,
Have you so slander any moment leisure9 note,
As to give words or talk with the lord Hamlet. 11Q1015
Look to't, I charge you; come your ways.

Oph.
I shall obey, my lord.
[Exeunt.

-- 218 --

SCENE IV. The Platform. Enter Hamlet, Horatio, and Marcellus.

Ham.
The air bites shrewdly; it is very cold10 note.

Hor.
It is a nipping, and an eager air.

Ham.
What hour now?

Hor.
I think, it lacks of twelve.

Mar.
No, it is struck.

Hor.
Indeed? I heard it not: it then draws near the season,
Wherein the spirit held his wont to walk. [A Flourish of Trumpets, and Ordnance shot off, within1 note.
What does this mean, my lord?

Ham.
The king doth wake to-night, and takes his rouse,
Keeps wassel, and the swaggering up-spring reels;
And as he drains his draughts of Rhenish down,
The kettle-drum and trumpet thus bray out
The triumph of his pledge.

Hor.
Is it a custom?

Ham.
Ay, marry, is't:
But to my mind,—though I am native here,
And to the manner born,—it is a custom
More honour'd in the breach, than the observance.
This heavy-headed revel, east and west2 note

-- 219 --


Makes us traduc'd and tax'd of other nations:
They clepe us drunkards3 note, and with swinish phrase
Soil our addition; and, indeed, it takes
From our achievements, though perform'd at height,
The pith and marrow of our attribute.
So, oft it chances in particular men,
That for some vicious mole of nature in them,
As, in their birth, (wherein they are not guilty,
Since nature cannot choose his origin)
By their o'ergrowth of some complexion,
Oft breaking down the pales and forts of reason;
Or by some habit, that too much o'er-leavens
The form of plausive manners;—that these men,—
Carrying, I say, the stamp of one defect
Being nature's livery, or fortune's star,—
Their virtues else4 note, be they as pure as grace,
As infinite as man may undergo,
Shall in the general censure take corruption
From that particular fault: the dram of ill
Doth all the noble substance often dout,
To his own scandal5 note


.

-- 220 --

Enter Ghost.

Hor.
Look, my lord! it comes.

Ham.
Angels and ministers of grace defend us! 11Q1016
Be thou a spirit of health, or goblin damn'd,
Bring with thee airs from heaven, or blasts from hell,
Be thy intents6 note wicked, or charitable,
Thou com'st in such a questionable shape,
That I will speak to thee. I'll call thee, Hamlet,
King, Father, Royal Dane: O! answer me7 note:
Let me not burst in ignorance; but tell,
Why thy canoniz'd bones, hearsed in death,
Have burst their cerements? why the sepulchre,
Wherein we saw thee quietly in-urn'd8 note,
Hath op'd his ponderous and marble jaws,
To cast thee up again? What may this mean,
That thou, dead corse, again, in complete steel,
Revisit'st thus the glimpses of the moon,
Making night hideous; and we fools of nature,
So horridly to shake our disposition,
With thoughts beyond the reaches of our souls?
Say, why is this? wherefore? what should we do?
[The Ghost beckons Hamlet9 note.

Hor.
It beckons you to go away with it,
As if it some impartment did desire
To you alone.

Mar.
Look, with what courteous action
It waves you1 note to a more removed ground:
But do not go with it.

-- 221 --

Hor.
No, by no means.

Ham.
It will not speak; then, will I follow it2 note.

Hor.
Do not, my lord.

Ham.
Why, what should be the fear?
I do not set my life at a pin's fee;
And, for my soul, what can it do to that,
Being a thing immortal as itself?
It waves me forth again:—I'll follow it.

Hor.
What, if it tempt you toward the flood, my lord,
Or to the dreadful summit of the cliff,
That beetles o'er his base into the sea,
And there assume some other horrible form,
Which might deprive your sovereignty of reason,
And draw you into madness? think of it:
The very place puts toys of desperation,
Without more motive, into every brain
That looks so many fathoms to the sea,
And hears it roar beneath3 note.

Ham.
It waves me still:—Go on, I'll follow thee.

Mar.
You shall not go, my lord.

Ham.
Hold off your hands.

Hor.
Be rul'd: you shall not go.

Ham.
My fate cries out,
And makes each petty artery in this body
As hardy as the Nemean lion's nerve. [Ghost beckons.
Still am I call'd.—Unhand me, gentlemen,— [Breaking from them.
By heaven, I'll make a ghost of him that lets me4 note:—
I say, away!—Go on, I'll follow thee.
[Exeunt Ghost and Hamlet.

-- 222 --

Hor.
He waxes desperate with imagination.

Mar.
Let's follow; 'tis not fit thus to obey him.

Hor.
Have after.—To what issue will this come?

Mar.
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.

Hor.
Heaven will direct it.

Mar.
Nay, let's follow him.
[Exeunt. SCENE V. 11Q1017 A more remote Part of the Platform. Enter Ghost and Hamlet.

Ham.
Whither wilt thou lead me5 note? speak, I'll go no farther.

Ghost.
Mark me.

Ham.
I will.

Ghost.
My hour is almost come,
When I to sulphurous and tormenting flames
Must render up myself.

Ham.
Alas, poor ghost!

Ghost.
Pity me not; but lend thy serious hearing
To what I shall unfold.

Ham.
Speak, I am bound to hear.

Ghost.
So art thou to revenge, when thou shalt hear6 note.

Ham.
What?

Ghost.
I am thy father's spirit;
Doom'd for a certain term to walk the night,
And for the day confin'd to fast in fires,

-- 223 --


Till the foul crimes, done in my days of nature,
Are burnt and purg'd away. But that I am forbid
To tell the secrets of my prison-house,
I could a tale unfold, whose lightest word
Would harrow up thy soul, freeze thy young blood,
Make thy two eyes, like stars, start from their spheres,
Thy knotted7 note and combined locks to part,
And each particular hair to stand an-end,
Like quills upon the fretful porcupine8 note:
But this eternal blazon must not be
To ears of flesh and blood.—List, list, O list9 note!—
If thou didst ever thy dear father love,—

Ham.
O God!

Ghost.
Revenge his foul and most unnatural murder.

Ham.
Murder?

Ghost.
Murder most foul, as in the best it is;
But this most foul, strange, and unnatural.

Ham.
Haste me to know't, that I, with wings as swift10 note
As meditation, or the thoughts of love,
May sweep to my revenge.

Ghost.
I find thee apt;
And duller should'st thou be, than the fat weed
That roots itself1 note in ease on Lethe wharf,
Would'st thou not stir in this: now, Hamlet, hear.
'Tis given out, that sleeping in mine orchard,
A serpent stung me: so the whole ear of Denmark
Is by a forged process of my death
Rankly abus'd; but know, thou noble youth,

-- 224 --


The serpent that did sting thy father's life
Now wears his crown.

Ham.
O, my prophetic soul! my uncle!

Ghost.
Ay, that incestuous, that adulterate beast,
With witchcraft of his wit, with traitorous gifts2 note,
(O wicked wit, and gifts, that have the power
So to seduce!) won to his shameful lust
The will of my most seeming virtuous queen.
O, Hamlet, what a falling-off was there3 note!
From me, whose love was of that dignity,
That it went hand in hand even with the vow
I made to her in marriage; and to decline
Upon a wretch, whose natural gifts were poor
To those of mine!
But virtue, as it never will be mov'd,
Though lewdness court it in a shape of heaven,
So lust, though to a radiant angel link'd,
Will sate itself4 note in a celestial bed,
And prey on garbage.
But, soft! methinks, I scent the morning air:
Brief let me be.—Sleeping within mine orchard,
My custom always in the afternoon5 note,
Upon my secure hour thy uncle stole,
With juice of cursed hebenon in a phial,
And in the porches of mine ears did pour
The leperous distilment; whose effect
Holds such an enmity with blood of man,
That, swift as quicksilver, it courses through
The natural gates and alleys of the body;

-- 225 --


And with a sudden vigour it doth posset6 note,
And curd, like eager droppings7 note into milk,
The thin and wholesome blood: so did it mine;
And a most instant tetter bark'd about8 note,
Most lazar-like, with vile and loathsome crust
All my smooth body.
Thus was I, sleeping, by a brother's hand,
Of life, of crown, of queen, at once despatch'd 11Q10189 note:
Cut off even in the blossoms of my sin,
Unhousel'd, disappointed, unanel'd1 note;
No reckoning made, but sent to my account
With all my imperfections on my head:
O, horrible! O, horrible! most horrible2 note!
If thou hast nature in thee, bear it not;
Let not the royal bed of Denmark be
A couch for luxury and damned incest.
But, howsoever thou pursuest this act,
Taint not thy mind, nor let thy soul contrive
Against thy mother aught: leave her to heaven,
And to those thorns that in her bosom lodge,
To prick and sting her. Fare thee well at once.

-- 226 --


The glow-worm shows the matin to be near,
And 'gins to pale his uneffectual fire:
Adieu, adieu! Hamlet, remember me3 note. [Exit.

Ham.
O, all you host of heaven! O earth! What else?
And shall I couple hell?—O fie!—Hold, hold, my heart;
And you, my sinews, grow not instant old,
But bear me stiffly up4 note!—Remember thee?
Ay, thou poor ghost, while memory holds a seat
In this distracted globe. Remember thee?
Yea, from the table of my memory
I'll wipe away all trivial fond records,
All saws of books, all forms, all pressures past,
That youth and observation copied there,
And thy commandment all alone shall live
Within the book and volume of my brain,
Unmix'd with baser matter: yes, by heaven.
O, most pernicious woman!
O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!
My tables,—meet it is, I set it down5 note,
That one may smile, and smile, and be a villain;
At least, I am sure, it may be so in Denmark: [Writing.
So, uncle, there you are. Now to my word;
It is, “Adieu, adieu! remember me.”
I have sworn't.

Hor. [Within.]
My lord! my lord!

Mar. [Within.]
Lord Hamlet!

Hor. [Within.]
Heaven secure him!

-- 227 --

Mar. [Within.]
So be it!

Hor. [Within.]
Illo, ho, ho, my lord!

Ham.
Hillo, ho, ho, boy! come, bird, come6 note.
Enter Horatio and Marcellus.

Mar.
How is't, my noble lord?

Hor.
What news, my lord?

Ham.
O, wonderful!

Hor.
Good my lord, tell it.

Ham.
No;
You'll reveal it.

Hor.
Not I, my lord, by heaven.

Mar.
Nor I, my lord.

Ham.
How say you, then; would heart of man once think it?—
But you'll be secret.

Hor. Mar.
Ay, by heaven, my lord.

Ham.
There's ne'er a villain dwelling in all Denmark,
But he's an arrant knave.

Hor.
There needs no ghost, my lord, come from the grave
To tell us this.

Ham.
Why, right; you are i' the right;
And so, without more circumstance at all,
I hold it fit that we shake hands and part:
You, as your business and desire shall point you,
For every man hath business and desire,
Such as it is; and, for mine own poor part,
Look you7 note, I'll go pray.

Hor.
These are but wild and whirling words8 note, my lord.

-- 228 --

Ham.
I am sorry they offend you, heartily; yes,
'Faith, heartily.

Hor.
There's no offence, my lord.

Ham.
Yes, by Saint Patrick, but there is, Horatio,
And much offence too. Touching this vision here,
It is an honest ghost, that let me tell you:
For your desire to know what is between us,
O'er-master 't as you may. And now, good friends,
As you are friends, scholars, and soldiers,
Give me one poor request.

Hor.
What is't, my lord? we will.

Ham.
Never make known what you have seen to-night.

Hor. Mar.
My lord, we will not.

Ham.
Nay, but swear't.

Hor.
In faith,
My lord, not I.

Mar.
Nor I, my lord, in faith.

Ham.
Upon my sword.

Mar.
We have sworn, my lord, already.

Ham.
Indeed, upon my sword, indeed.

Ghost. [Beneath.]
Swear.

Ham.
Ha, ha, boy! say'st thou so? art thou there, true-penny9 note?
Come on,—you hear this fellow in the cellarage,—
Consent to swear.

Hor.
Propose the oath, my lord.

Ham.
Never to speak of this that you have seen,
Swear by my sword.

Ghost. [Beneath.]
Swear.

Ham.
Hic et ubique? then, we'll shift our ground.—

-- 229 --


Come hither, gentlemen,
And lay your hands again upon my sword:
Never to speak of this that you have heard,
Swear by my sword1 note
.

Ghost. [Beneath.]
Swear.

Ham.
Well said, old mole! can'st work i'the earth so fast?
A worthy pioneer!—Once more remove, good friends.

Hor.
O day and night, but this is wondrous strange!

Ham.
And therefore as a stranger give it welcome.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy2 note. But come;—
Here, as before, never, so help you mercy,
How strange or odd soe'er I bear myself,—
As I, perchance, hereafter shall think meet
To put an antic disposition on,—
That you, at such times seeing me, never shall,
With arms encumber'd thus, or this head-shake,
Or by pronouncing of some doubtful phrase,
As, “Well, well, we know;”—or, “We could, an if we would;”—
Or, “If we list to speak;”—or, “There be, an if they might;”—
Or such ambiguous giving out, to note
That you know aught of me:—this not to do3 note,
So grace and mercy at your most need help you,
Swear.

Ghost. [Beneath.]
Swear.

Ham.
Rest, rest, perturbed spirit!—So, gentlemen,

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With all my love I do commend me to you:
And what so poor a man as Hamlet is
May do, t' express his love and friending to you,
God willing, shall not lack. Let us go in together;
And still your fingers on your lips, I pray.
The time is out of joint;—O cursed spite!
That ever I was born to set it right.
Nay, come; let's go together. [Exeunt. ACT II. SCENE I. A Room in Polonius's House. Enter Polonius and Reynaldo4 note.

Pol.
Give him this money, and these notes, Reynaldo.

Rey.
I will, my lord.

Pol.
You shall do marvellous wisely, good Reynaldo,
Before you visit him, to make inquiry
Of his behaviour.

Rey.
My lord, I did intend it.

Pol.
Marry, well said: very well said. Look you, sir,
Inquire me first what Danskers are in Paris;
And how, and who, what means, and where they keep,
What company, at what expense; and finding,
By this encompassment and drift of question,
That they do know my son, come you more nearer
Than your particular demands will touch it.
Take you, as 'twere, some distant knowledge of him;
As thus,—“I know his father, and his friends,
And, in part, him:”—do you mark this, Reynaldo?

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Rey.
Ay, very well, my lord.

Pol.
“And, in part, him; but,” you may say, “not well:
But, if't be he I mean, he's very wild,
Addicted so and so;”—and there put on him
What forgeries you please; marry, none so rank
As may dishonour him: take heed of that;
But, sir, such wanton, wild, and usual slips,
As are companions noted and most known
To youth and liberty.

Rey.
As gaming, my lord.

Pol.
Ay, or drinking, fencing, swearing, quarrelling,
Drabbing:—you may go so far.

Rey.
My lord, that would dishonour him.

Pol.
'Faith, no5 note; as you may season it in the charge.
You must not put another scandal on him,
That he is open to incontinency:
That's not my meaning; but breathe his faults so quaintly,
That they may seem the taints of liberty;
The flash and out-break of a fiery mind;
A savageness in unreclaimed blood,
Of general assault.

Rey.
But, my good lord,—

Pol.
Wherefore should you do this?

Rey.
Ay, my lord,
I would know that.

Pol.
Marry, sir, here's my drift;
And, I believe, it is a fetch of warrant6 note.
You laying these slight sullies on my son,
As 'twere a thing a little soil'd i'the working,
Mark you,
Your party in converse, him you would sound,
Having ever seen in the prenominate crimes

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The youth you breathe of guilty, be assur'd,
He closes with you in this consequence:
“Good sir,” or so; or “friend,” or “gentleman,”—
According to the phrase, or the addition,
Of man, and country.

Rey.
Very good, my lord.

Pol.
And then, sir, does he this,—he does—
What was I about to say?—By the mass7 note, I was
About to say something:—where did I leave?

Rey.
At closes in the consequence,
As “friend or so,” and “gentleman8 note.”

Pol.
At, closes in the consequence,—ay, marry;
He closes thus:—“I know the gentleman;
I saw him yesterday, or t'other day,
Or then, or then; with such, or such; and, as you say,
There was he gaming; there o'ertook in's rouse;
There falling out at tennis: or perchance,
I saw him enter such a house of sale,
Videlicet, a brothel” or so forth.—
See you now;
Your bait of falsehood takes this carp of truth9 note:
And thus do we of wisdom and of reach,
With windlaces, and with assays of bias,
By indirections find directions out:
So, by my former lecture and advice,
Shall you my son. You have me, have you not?

Rey.
My lord, I have.

Pol.
God be wi' you; fare you well.

Rey.
Good my lord.

Pol.
Observe his inclination in yourself.

Rey.
I shall, my lord.

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Pol.
And let him ply his music.

Rey.
Well, my lord.
[Exit. Enter Ophelia.

Pol.
Farewell!—How now, Ophelia? what's the matter?

Oph.
Alas, my lord10 note! I have been so affrighted!

Pol.
With what, in the name of God?

Oph.
My lord, as I was sewing in my chamber,
Lord Hamlet,—with his doublet all unbrac'd;
No hat upon his head; his stockings foul'd,
Ungarter'd, and down-gyved to his ancle;
Pale as his shirt; his knees knocking each other;
And with a look so piteous in purport,
As if he had been loosed out of hell,
To speak of horrors,—he comes before me.

Pol.
Mad for thy love?

Oph.
My lord, I do not know;
But, truly, I do fear it.

Pol.
What said he?

Oph.
He took me by the wrist, and held me hard;
Then goes he to the length of all his arm,
And, with his other hand thus o'er his brow,
He falls to such perusal of my face,
As he would draw it. Long stay'd he so:
At last,—a little shaking of mine arm,
And thrice his head thus waving up and down,—
He rais'd a sigh so piteous and profound,
That it did seem to shatter all his bulk,
And end his being. That done, he lets me go,
And, with his head over his shoulder turn'd,
He seem'd to find his way without his eyes;
For out o' doors he went without their help,
And to the last bended their light on me.

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Pol.
Come, go with me1 note: I will go seek the king.
This is the very ecstasy of love;
Whose violent property fordoes itself,
And leads the will to desperate undertakings,
As oft as any passion under heaven,
That does afflict our natures. I am sorry,—
What! have you given him any hard words of late?

Oph.
No, my good lord; but, as you did command,
I did repel his letters, and denied
His access to me.

Pol.
That hath made him mad.
I am sorry that with better heed and judgment
I had not quoted him2 note: I fear'd, he did but trifle,
And meant to wreck thee; but, beshrew my jealousy!
By heaven3 note, it is as proper to our age
To cast beyond ourselves in our opinions,
As it is common for the younger sort
To lack discretion. Come, go we to the king:
This must be known; which, being kept close, might move
More grief to hide, than hate to utter love4 note.
[Exeunt. SCENE II. A Room in the Castle. Enter King, Queen, Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, and Attendants.

King.
Welcome, dear Rosencrantz, and Guildenstern:

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Moreover, that we much did long to see you,
The need we have to use you, did provoke
Our hasty sending. Something have you heard
Of Hamlet's transformation; so I call it,
Sith nor th' exterior nor the inward man
Resembles that it was. What it should be,
More than his father's death, that thus hath put him
So much from the understanding of himself,
I cannot dream of5 note: I entreat you both,
That, being of so young days brought up with him,
And since so neighbour'd to his youth and humour,
That you vouchsafe your rest here in our court
Some little time; so by your companies
To draw him on to pleasures, and to gather,
So much as from occasion you may glean,
Whether aught, to us unknown, afflicts him thus6 note,
That, open'd, lies within our remedy.

Queen.
Good gentlemen, he hath much talk'd of you;
And, sure I am, two men there are not living,
To whom he more adheres. If it will please you
To show us so much gentry, and good will,
As to expend your time with us a while,
For the supply and profit of our hope,
Your visitation shall receive such thanks
As fits a king's remembrance.

Ros.
Both your majesties
Might, by the sovereign power you have of us,
Put your dread pleasures more into command
Than to entreaty.

Guil.
But we both obey7 note;

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And here give up ourselves, in the full bent,
To lay our service freely at your feet,
To be commanded.

King.
Thanks, Rosencrantz, and gentle Guildenstern.

Queen.
Thanks, Guildenstern, and gentle Rosencrantz:
And I beseech you instantly to visit
My too much changed son.—Go, some of you,
And bring these gentlemen where Hamlet is.

Guil.
Heavens make our presence, and our practices,
Pleasant and helpful to him!

Queen.
Ay, amen8 note!
[Exeunt Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, and some Attendants. Enter Polonius.

Pol.
Th' ambassadors from Norway, my good lord,
Are joyfully return'd.

King.
Thou still hast been the father of good news.

Pol.
Have I, my lord? Assure you, my good liege,
I hold my duty, as I hold my soul,
Both to my God, one to my gracious king9 note:
And I do think, (or else this brain of mine
Hunts not the trail of policy so sure
As it hath us'd to do1 note) that I have found
The very cause of Hamlet's lunacy.

King.
O! speak of that; that do I long to hear.

Pol.
Give first admittance to th' ambassadors;
My news shall be the fruit to that great feast 11Q10192 note.

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King.
Thyself do grace to them, and bring them in. [Exit Polonius.
He tells me, my dear Gertrude3 note, he hath found
The head and source of all your son's distemper.

Queen.
I doubt, it is no other but the main;
His father's death, and our o'erhasty marriage4 note.
Re-enter Polonius, with Voltimand and Cornelius.

King.
Well, we shall sift him.—Welcome, my good friends.
Say, Voltimand, what from our brother Norway?

Volt.
Most fair return of greetings, and desires.
Upon our first, he sent out to suppress
His nephew's levies; which to him appear'd
To be a preparation 'gainst the Polack,
But, better look'd into, he truly found
It was against your highness: whereat griev'd,—
That so his sickness, age, and impotence,
Was falsely borne in hand,—sends out arrests
On Fortinbras; which he in brief obeys,
Receives rebuke from Norway, and, in fine,
Makes vow before his uncle, never more
To give th' assay of arms against your majesty.
Whereon old Norway, overcome with joy,
Gives him three thousand crowns in annual fee;
And his commission to employ those soldiers,
So levied as before, against the Polack:
With an entreaty, herein farther shown, [Giving a Paper.
That it might please you to give quiet pass
Through your dominions for this enterprize;
On such regards of safety, and allowance,
As therein are set down.

King.
It likes us well;
And, at our more consider'd time, we'll read,

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Answer, and think upon this business:
Mean time, we thank you for your well-took labour.
Go to your rest; at night we'll feast together:
Most welcome home. [Exeunt Voltimand and Cornelius.

Pol.
This business is well ended.
My liege, and madam; to expostulate
What majesty should be, what duty is,
Why day is day, night, night, and time is time,
Were nothing but to waste night, day, and time.
Therefore, since brevity5 note is the soul of wit,
And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes,
I will be brief. Your noble son is mad:
Mad call I it; for, to define true madness,
What is't, but to be nothing else but mad:
But let that go.

Queen.
More matter, with less art.

Pol.
Madam, I swear, I use no art at all.
That he is mad, 'tis true: 'tis true 'tis pity,
And pity 'tis 'tis true: a foolish figure;
But farewell it, for I will use no art.
Mad let us grant him, then; and now remains,
That we find out the cause of this effect;
Or rather say, the cause of this defect,
For this effect defective comes by cause:
Thus it remains, and the remainder thus.
Perpend.
I have a daughter; have, while she is mine;
Who, in her duty and obedience, mark,
Hath given me this. Now gather, and surmise.

—“To the celestial, and my soul's idol, the most beautified Ophelia,”—

That's an ill phrase, a vile phrase; “beautified” is a vile phrase; but you shall hear.—Thus6 note:

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  “In her excellent white bosom, these,” &c.—

Queen.
Came this from Hamlet to her?

Pol.
Good madam, stay awhile; I will be faithful.—


“Doubt thou the stars are fire, [Reads.
  Doubt, that the sun doth move;
Doubt truth to be a liar,
  But never doubt I love.

“O dear Ophelia! I am ill at these numbers: I have not art to reckon my groans; but that I love thee best, O most best! believe it. Adieu.

Thine evermore, most dear lady, whilst this machine is to him, Hamlet.”


This in obedience hath my daughter shown me;
And more above, hath his solicitings,
As they fell out by time, by means, and place,
All given to mine ear.

King.
But how hath she
Receiv'd his love?

Pol.
What do you think of me?

King.
As of a man faithful, and honourable.

Pol.
I would fain prove so. But what might you think,
When I had seen this hot love on the wing,
(As I perceiv'd it, I must tell you that,
Before my daughter told me) what might you,
Or my dear majesty, your queen here, think,
If I had play'd the desk, or table-book;
Or given my heart a winking7 note, mute and dumb;
Or look'd upon this love with idle sight;
What might you think? no, I went round to work,
And my young mistress thus I did bespeak:
“Lord Hamlet is a prince, out of thy star8 note;

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This must not be:” and then I precepts gave her,
That she should lock herself from his resort,
Admit no messengers, receive no tokens.
Which done, she took the fruits of my advice;
And he, repulsed, a short tale to make,
Fell into a sadness; then into a fast;
Thence to a watch; thence into a weakness;
Thence to a lightness; and by this declension,
Into the madness wherein now he raves,
And all we wail for9 note.

King.
Do you think 'tis this?

Queen.
It may be, very likely.

Pol.
Hath there been such a time, I'd fain know that,
That I have positively said, “'Tis so,”
When it prov'd otherwise?

King.
Not that I know.

Pol.
Take this from this, if this be otherwise. [Pointing to his Head and Shoulder.
If circumstances lead me, I will find
Where truth is hid, though it were hid indeed
Within the centre.

King.
How may we try it farther?

Pol.
You know, sometimes he walks four hours together,
Here in the lobby.

Queen.
So he does, indeed.

Pol.
At such a time I'll loose my daughter to him:
Be you and I behind an arras, then:
Mark the encounter; if he love her not,
And be not from his reason fallen thereon,

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Let me be no assistant for a state,
But keep a farm9 note, and carters.

King.
We will try it.
Enter Hamlet, reading.

Queen.
But, look, where sadly the poor wretch comes reading.

Pol.
Away! I do beseech you, both away.
I'll board him presently:—O! give me leave.— [Exeunt King, Queen, and Attendants.
How does my good lord Hamlet?

Ham.

Well, god-'a-mercy.

Pol.

Do you know me, my lord?

Ham.

Excellent well1 note; you are a fishmonger.

Pol.

Not I, my lord.

Ham.

Then, I would you were so honest a man.

Pol.

Honest, my lord?

Ham.

Ay, sir: to be honest, as this world goes, is to be one man picked out of ten thousand2 note.

Pol.

That's very true, my lord.

Ham.

For if the sun breed maggots in a dead dog, being a good kissing carrion3 note,—Have you a daughter?

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Pol.

I have, my lord.

Ham.

Let her not walk i' the sun: conception is a blessing; but not as your daughter may conceive4 note:— friend, look to't.

Pol. [Aside.]

How say you by that? Still harping on my daughter:—yet he knew me not at first; he said, I was a fishmonger. He is far gone, far gone: and truly in my youth I suffered much extremity for love; very near this. I'll speak to him again.—What do you read, my lord?

Ham.

Words, words, words.

Pol.

What is the matter, my lord?

Ham.

Between whom?

Pol.

I mean, the matter that you read 11Q10205 note, my lord.

Ham.

Slanders, sir: for the satirical rogue says here, that old men have grey beards; that their faces are wrinkled; their eyes purging thick amber, and plumtree gum; and that they have a plentiful lack of wit, together with most weak hams: all of which, sir, though I most powerfully and potently believe, yet I hold it not honesty to have it thus set down; for you yourself, sir, should be6 note old as I am, if like a crab you could go backward.

Pol.

Though this be madness, yet there is method in't. [Aside.] Will you walk out of the air, my lord?

Ham.

Into my grave?

Pol.

Indeed, that is out o' the air.—How pregnant

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sometimes his replies are! a happiness that often madness hits on, which reason and sanity could not so prosperously be delivered of. I will leave him, and suddenly contrive the means of meeting between him and my daughter.—My honourable lord, I will most humbly take my leave of you7 note.

Ham.

You cannot, sir, take from me any thing that I will more willingly part withal; except my life, except my life, except my life8 note.

Pol.

Fare you well, my lord.

Ham.

These tedious old fools!

Enter Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.

Pol.

You go to seek the lord Hamlet; there he is.

Ros.

God save you, sir!

[To Polonius. [Exit Polonius.

Guil.

Mine honour'd lord!—

Ros.

My most dear lord!

Ham.

My excellent good friends! How dost thou, Guildenstern? Ah, Rosencrantz! Good lads, how do ye both?

Ros.
As the indifferent children of the earth.

Guil.
Happy, in that we are not overhappy;
On fortune's cap we are not the very button9 note.

Ham.
Nor the soles of her shoe?

Ros.
Neither, my lord.

Ham.

Then you live about her waist, or in the middle of her favours?

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Guil.

'Faith, her privates we.

Ham.

In the secret parts of fortune? O! most true; she is a strumpet. What news?

Ros.

None, my lord, but that the world's grown honest.

Ham.

Then is dooms-day near; but your news is not true. Let me question more in particular: what have you, my good friends, deserved at the hands of fortune, that she sends you to prison hither?

Guil.

Prison, my lord!

Ham.

Denmark's a prison.

Ros.

Then, is the world one.

Ham.

A goodly one; in which there are many confines, wards, and dungeons, Denmark being one of the worst.

Ros.

We think not so, my lord.

Ham.

Why, then 'tis none to you; for there is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so: to me it is a prison.

Ros.

Why, then your ambition makes it one: 'tis too narrow for your mind.

Ham.

O God! I could be bounded in a nut-shell, and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams.

Guil.

Which dreams, indeed, are ambition; for the very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream.

Ham.

A dream itself is but a shadow.

Ros.

Truly, and I hold ambition of so airy and light a quality, that it is but a shadow's shadow.

Ham.

Then are our beggars bodies, and our monarchs, and outstretched heroes, the beggars' shadows. Shall we to the court? for, by my fay, I cannot reason.

Ros., Guil.

We'll wait upon you.

Ham.

No such matter: I will not sort you with the rest of my servants; for, to speak to you like an honest

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man, I am most dreadfully attended1 note. But, in the beaten way of friendship, what make you at Elsinore?

Ros.

To visit you, my lord; no other occasion.

Ham.

Beggar that I am, I am even poor in thanks; but I thank you: and sure, dear friends, my thanks are too dear, a halfpenny. Were you not sent for? Is it your own inclining? Is it a free visitation? Come, come; deal justly with me: come, come; nay, speak.

Guil.

What should we say, my lord?

Ham.

Why any thing, but to the purpose. You were sent for; and there is a kind of confession in your looks, which your modesties have not craft enough to colour: I know, the good king and queen have sent for you.

Ros.

To what end, my lord?

Ham.

That you must teach me. But let me conjure you, by the rights of our fellowship, by the consonancy of our youth, by the obligation of our ever-preserved love, and by what more dear a better proposer could charge you withal, be even and direct with me, whether you were sent for, or no?

Ros.

What say you?

[To Guildenstern.

Ham.

Nay, then I have an eye of you2 note. [Aside.]—If you love me, hold not off.

Guil.

My lord, we were sent for.

Ham.

I will tell you why; so shall my anticipation prevent your discovery, and your secresy3 note to the king and queen moult no feather. I have of late, (but wherefore I know not) lost all my mirth, foregone all custom of exercises; and, indeed, it goes so heavily with my disposition4 note, that this goodly frame, the earth,

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seems to me a sterile promontory; this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appeareth nothing to me, but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. What a piece of work is a man! How noble in reason! how infinite in faculties! in form, and moving, how express and admirable! in action, how like an angel! in apprehension, how like a god! the beauty of the world! the paragon of animals! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? man delights not me; no, nor woman neither 11Q1021, though by your smiling you seem to say so.

Ros.

My lord, there was no such stuff in my thoughts.

Ham.

Why did you laugh, then, when I said, man delights not me?

Ros.

To think, my lord, if you delight not in man, what lenten entertainment5 note the players shall receive from you: we coted them on the way6 note, and hither are they coming to offer you service.

Ham.

He that plays the king, shall be welcome; his majesty shall have tribute of me: the adventurous knight shall use his foil, and target: the lover shall not sigh gratis: the humorous man shall end his part in peace: the clown shall make those laugh, whose lungs are tickled o' the sere7 note; and the lady shall say

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her mind freely, or the blank verse shall halt for't.— What players are they?

Ros.

Even those you were wont to take such delight in, the tragedians of the city.

Ham.

How chances it, they travel? their residence, both in reputation and profit, was better both ways.

Ros.

I think, their inhibition comes by the means of the late innovation8 note.

Ham.

Do they hold the same estimation they did when I was in the city? Are they so followed?

Ros.

No, indeed, they are not.

Ham.

How comes it? Do they grow rusty?

Ros.

Nay, their endeavour keeps in the wonted pace: but there is, sir, an eyry of children, little eyases, that cry out on the top of question9 note, and are most tyrannically clapped for't: these are now the fashion; and so berattle the common stages, (so they call them) that many, wearing rapiers, are afraid of goose quills, and dare scarce come thither.

Ham.

What! are they children? who maintains them?

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how are they escoted1 note? Will they pursue the quality no longer than they can sing? will they not say afterwards, if they should grow themselves to common players, (as it is most like, if their means are not better) their writers do them wrong, to make them exclaim against their own succession?

Ros.

'Faith, there has been much to do on both sides; and the nation holds it no sin, to tarre them to controversy2 note: there was, for a while, no money bid for argument, unless the poet and the player went to cuffs in the question.

Ham.

Is it possible?

Guil.

O! there has been much throwing about of brains.

Ham.

Do the boys carry it away?

Ros.

Ay, that they do, my lord; Hercules, and his load too3 note.

Ham.

It is not very strange4 note; for my uncle is king of Denmark, and those, that would make mowes at him5 note while my father lived, give twenty, forty, fifty, an hundred ducats a-piece, for his picture in little. 'Sblood, there is something in this more than natural, if philosophy could find it out.

[Flourish of Trumpets within.

Guil.

There are the players.

Ham.

Gentlemen, you are welcome to Elsinore. Your hands. Come, then; the appurtenance of welcome is fashion and ceremony: let me comply with

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you in this garb, lest my extent to the players, (which, I tell you, must show fairly outward) should more appear like entertainment than yours. You are welcome; but my uncle-father, and aunt-mother, are deceived.

Guil.

In what, my dear lord?

Ham.

I am but mad north-north-west: when the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a handsaw6 note.

Enter Polonius.

Pol.

Well be with you, gentlemen!

Ham.

Hark you, Guildenstern;—and you too;—at each ear a hearer: that great baby, you see there, is not yet out of his swathing-clouts.

Ros.

Haply, he's the second time come to them; for, they say, an old man is twice a child.

Ham.

I will prophesy, he comes to tell me of the players; mark it.—You say right, sir: o' Monday morning; 'twas then, indeed.

Pol.

My lord, I have news to tell you.

Ham.

My lord, I have news to tell you. When Roscius was an actor in Rome7 note,—

Pol.

The actors are come hither, my lord.

Ham.

Buz, buz!

Pol.

Upon my honour,—

Ham.

Then came each actor on his ass,—

Pol.

The best actors in the world, either for tragedy, comedy, history, pastoral, pastoral-comical, historical-pastoral, tragical-historical, tragical-comical-historical-pastoral8 note, scene individable, or poem unlimited: Seneca

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cannot be too heavy, nor Plautus too light. For the law of writ, and the liberty9 note, these are the only men.

Ham.

O Jephthah, Judge of Israel, what a treasure hadst thou!

Pol.

What a treasure had he, my lord?

Ham.

Why—


“One fair daughter, and no more,
  The which he loved passing well.”

Pol.

Still on my daughter.

[Aside.

Ham.

Am I not i' the right, old Jephthah?

Pol.

If you call me Jephthah, my lord, I have a daughter that I love passing well.

Ham.

Nay, that follows not.

Pol.

What follows, then, my lord?

Ham.

Why,


“As by lot, God wot,”

And then, you know,


“It came to pass, as most like it was10 note,”—

The first row of the pious chanson will show you more; for look, where my abridgment comes.

Enter Four or Five Players.

You are welcome, masters; welcome, all.—I am glad to see thee well:—welcome, good friends.—O, old friend! Why, thy face is valanced11 note since I saw thee

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last: com'st thou to beard me in Denmark?—What! my young lady and mistress! By-'r-lady, your ladyship is nearer to heaven, than when I saw you last, by the altitude of a chopine10 note. Pray God, your voice, like a piece of uncurrent gold, be not cracked within the ring1 note.—Masters, you are all welcome. We'll e'en to't like French falconers2 note, fly at any thing we see: we'll have a speech straight. Come, give us a taste of your quality; come, a passionate speech.

1 Play.

What speech, my good lord3 note?

Ham.

I heard thee speak me a speech once,—but it was never acted; or, if it was, not above once, for the play, I remember, pleased not the million; 'twas caviare to the general4 note: but it was (as I received it, and others, whose judgments in such matters cried in the top of mine) an excellent play; well digested in the scenes, set down with as much modesty as cunning. I remember, one said, there were no sallets in the lines 11Q10225 note to make the matter savoury, nor no matter in the phrase that might indict the author of affectation6 note, but called

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it an honest method, as wholesome as sweet, and by very much more handsome than fine7 note. One speech in it I chiefly loved: 'twas Æneas' tale to Dido8 note; and thereabout of it especially, where he speaks of Priam's slaughter. If it live in your memory, begin at this line:—let me see, let me see;—


“The rugged Pyrrhus, like the Hyrcanian beast,”
—'tis not so; it begins with Pyrrhus.
“The rugged Pyrrhus,—he, whose sable arms,
“Black as his purpose, did the night resemble
“When he lay couched in the ominous horse,
“Hath now this dread and black complexion smear'd
“With heraldry more dismal; head to foot
“Now is he total gules; horridly trick'd
“With blood of fathers, mothers, daughters, sons;
“Bak'd and impasted with the parching streets,
“That lend a tyrannous and a damned light
“To their lord's murder9 note: Roasted in wrath, and fire,
“And thus o'er-sized with coagulate gore,
“With eyes like carbuncles, the hellish Pyrrhus
“Old grandsire Priam seeks;”—
So proceed you.

Pol.

'Fore God, my lord, well spoken; with good accent, and good discretion.

1 Play.
“Anon he finds him
“Striking too short at Greeks: his antique sword,
“Rebellious to his arm, lies where it falls,
“Repugnant to command. Unequal match'd10 note,
“Pyrrhus at Priam drives; in rage, strikes wide;
“But with the whiff and wind of his fell sword

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“The unnerved father falls. Then senseless Ilium,
“Seeming to feel this blow, with flaming top
“Stoops to his base; and with a hideous crash
“Takes prisoner Pyrrhus' ear: for, lo! his sword
“Which was declining on the milky head
“Of reverend Priam, seem'd i' the air to stick:
“So, as a painted tyrant, Pyrrhus stood;
“And, like a neutral1 note to his will and matter,
“Did nothing.
“But, as we often see, against some storm,
“A silence in the heavens, the rack stand still,
“The bold winds speechless, and the orb below
“As hush as death, anon the dreadful thunder
“Doth rend the region; so, after Pyrrhus' pause,
“Aroused vengeance sets him new a-work,
“And never did the Cyclops' hammers fall
“On Mars's armour, forg'd for proof eterne,
“With less remorse than Pyrrhus' bleeding sword
“Now falls on Priam.—
“Out, out, thou strumpet, Fortune! All you gods,
“In general synod, take away her power;
“Break all the spokes and fellies from her wheel,
“And bowl the round nave down the hill of heaven,
“As low as to the fiends!”

Pol.

This is too long.

Ham.

It shall to the barber's, with your beard.— Pr'ythee, say on:—he's for a jig2 note, or a tale of bawdry, or he sleeps.—Say on: come to Hecuba.

1 Play.
“But who, O! who had seen the mobled queen3 note”—

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Ham.
The mobled queen?

Pol.
That's good; mobled queen is good.

1 Play.
“Run barefoot up and down, threat'ning the flames
“With bisson rheum4 note; a clout upon that head,
“Where late the diadem stood; and, for a robe,
“About her lank and all o'erteemed loins,
“A blanket, in th' alarm of fear caught up;
“Who this had seen, with tongue in venom steep'd
“'Gainst fortune's state would treason have pronounc'd:
“But if the gods themselves did see her then,
“When she saw Pyrrhus make malicious sport
“In mincing with his sword her husband's limbs,
“The instant burst of clamour that she made,
“(Unless things mortal move them not at all)
“Would have made milch the burning eyes of heaven,
“And passion in the gods. 11Q1023

Pol.

Look, whether he has not turned his colour, and has tears in's eyes!—Pr'ythee, no more.

Ham.

'Tis well; I'll have thee speak out the rest of this soon5 note.—Good my lord, will you see the players well bestowed? Do you hear, let them be well used; for they are the abstracts6 note, and brief chronicles, of the time: after your death you were better have a bad epitaph, than their ill report while you live.

Pol.

My lord, I will use them according to their desert.

Ham.

God's bodkin7 note, man, much better: use every

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man after his desert, and who should 'scape whipping? Use them after your own honour and dignity: the less they deserve, the more merit is in your bounty. Take them in.

Pol.

Come, sirs.

[Exit Polonius, with some of the Players.

Ham.

Follow him, friends: we'll hear a play to-morrow.— Dost thou hear me, old friend? can you play the murder of Gonzago?

1 Play.

Ay, my lord.

Ham.

We'll have it to-morrow night. You could, for a need, study a speech of some dozen or sixteen lines, which I would set down and insert in't, could you not?

1 Play.

Ay, my lord.

Ham.

Very well.—Follow that lord; and look you mock him not. [Exit Player.] My good friends, [To Ros. and Guil.] I'll leave you till night: you are welcome to Elsinore.

Ros.

Good my lord!

[Exeunt Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.

Ham.
Ay, so, good bye you8 note.—Now I am alone.
O, what a rogue and peasant slave am I!
Is it not monstrous, that this player here,
But in a fiction, in a dream of passion,
Could force his soul so to his own conceit,
That, from her working, all his visage wann'd9 note;
Tears in his eyes, distraction in his aspect,
A broken voice, and his whole function suiting
With forms to his conceit? and all for nothing!
For Hecuba?
What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba10 note,

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That he should weep for her? What would he do,
Had he the motive and the cue for passion,
That I have? He would drown the stage with tears,
And cleave the general ear with horrid speech;
Make mad the guilty, and appal the free1 note,
Confound the ignorant; and amaze, indeed,
The very faculties of eyes and ears2 note. Yet I,
A dull and muddy-mettled rascal, peak,
Like John a-dreams3 note, unpregnant of my cause,
And can say nothing; no, not for a king,
Upon whose property, and most dear life,
A damn'd defeat was made. Am I a coward?
Who calls me villain? breaks my pate across?
Plucks off my beard, and blows it in my face?
Tweaks me by the nose? gives me the lie i'the throat,
As deep as to the lungs? Who does me this? Ha!
'Swounds! I should take it; for it cannot be,
But I am pigeon-liver'd, and lack gall
To make oppression bitter, 11Q1024 or ere this
I should have fatted all the region kites
With this slave's offal. Bloody, bawdy villain!
Remorseless, treacherous, lecherous, kindless villain!
O, vengeance4 note
!

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Why, what an ass am I! This is most brave;
That I, the son of a dear father murder'd5 note
,
Prompted to my revenge by heaven and hell,
Must, like a whore, unpack my heart with words,
And fall a cursing, like a very drab,
A scullion!
Fie upon't! foh! About my brain! I have heard,
That guilty creatures, sitting at a play,
Have by the very cunning of the scene
Been struck so to the soul, that presently
They have proclaim'd their malefactions6 note;
For murder, though it have no tongue, will speak
With most miraculous organ. I'll have these players
Play something like the murder of my father,
Before mine uncle: I'll observe his looks;
I'll tent him to the quick: if he but blench7 note,
I know my course. The spirit, that I have seen,
May be the devil8 note: and the devil hath power
T' assume a pleasing shape; yea, and, perhaps,
Out of my weakness, and my melancholy,

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As he is very potent with such spirits,
Abuses me to damn me. I'll have grounds
More relative than this: the play's the thing,
Wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king. [Exit. ACT III. SCENE I. A Room in the Castle. Enter King, Queen, Polonius, Ophelia, Rosencrantz, and Guildenstern.

King.
And can you, by no drift of conference9 note,
Get from him, why he puts on this confusion,
Grating so harshly all his days of quiet
With turbulent and dangerous lunacy?

Ros.
He does confess, he feels himself distracted;
But from what cause he will by no means speak.

Guil.
Nor do we find him forward to be sounded,
But with a crafty madness keeps aloof,
When we would bring him on to some confession
Of his true state.

Queen.
Did he receive you well?

Ros.
Most like a gentleman.

Guil.
But with much forcing of his disposition.

Ros.
Niggard of question; but, of our demands,
Most free in his reply.

Queen.
Did you assay him
To any pastime?

Ros.
Madam, it so fell out, that certain players
We o'er-raught on the way1 note: of these we told him;
And there did seem in him a kind of joy

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To hear of it. They are about the court2 note;
And, as I think, they have already order
This night to play before him.

Pol.
'Tis most true:
And he beseech'd me to entreat your majesties,
To hear and see the matter.

King.
With all my heart; and it doth much content me
To hear him so inclin'd.
Good gentlemen, give him a farther edge,
And drive his purpose on to these delights.

Ros.
We shall, my lord.
[Exeunt Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.

King.
Sweet Gertrude, leave us too;
For we have closely sent for Hamlet hither,
That he, as 'twere by accident, may here
Affront Ophelia3 note: her father, and myself (lawful espials)
Will so bestow ourselves, that, seeing, unseen,
We may of their encounter frankly judge;
And gather by him, as he is behav'd,
If't be th' affliction of his love, or no,
That thus he suffers for.

Queen.
I shall obey you.—
And, for your part, Ophelia, I do wish,
That your good beauties be the happy cause
Of Hamlet's wildness; so shall I hope, your virtues
Will bring him to his wonted way again,
To both your honours.

Oph.
Madam, I wish it may.
[Exit Queen.

Pol.
Ophelia, walk you here.—Gracious, so please you,

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We will bestow ourselves.—Read on this book; [To Ophelia.
That show of such an exercise may colour
Your loneliness4 note.—We are oft to blame in this,—
'Tis too much prov'd,—that, with devotion's visage,
And pious action, we do sugar o'er5 note
The devil himself.

King.
O! 'tis too true: [Aside.] how smart
A lash that speech doth give my conscience!
The harlot's cheek, beautied with plastering art,
Is not more ugly to the thing that helps it,
Than is my deed to my most painted word.
O heavy burden!

Pol.
I hear him coming: let's withdraw, my lord.
[Exeunt King and Polonius. Enter Hamlet. 11Q1025

Ham.
To be, or not to be; that is the question:—
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind, to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune;
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?—To die,—to sleep,—
No more;—and, by a sleep, to say we end
The heart-ache, and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to,—'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die;—to sleep:—
To sleep! perchance to dream:—ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause. There's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life:
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,

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The pangs of despis'd love6 note, the law's delay,
The insolence of office, and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin7 note? who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,—
The undiscover'd country, from whose bourn
No traveller returns,—puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have,
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all8 note;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment9 note,
With this regard their currents turn awry1 note,
And lose the name of action.—Soft you, now!
The fair Ophelia.—Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remember'd.

Oph.
Good my lord,
How does your honour for this many a day?

Ham.
I humbly thank you; well, well, well2 note.

Oph.
My lord, I have remembrances of yours,
That I have longed long to re-deliver;

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I pray you, now receive them.

Ham.
No, not I3 note;
I never gave you aught.

Oph.
My honour'd lord, I know right well you did;
And with them, words of so sweet breath compos'd,
As made the things more rich: their perfume lost4 note,
Take these again; for to the noble mind,
Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind.
There, my lord.

Ham.

Ha, ha! are you honest?

Oph.

My lord!

Ham.

Are you fair?

Oph.

What means your lordship?

Ham.

That if you be honest, and fair, your honesty should admit5 note no discourse to your beauty.

Oph.

Could beauty, my lord, have better commerce than with honesty?

Ham.

Ay, truly; for the power of beauty will sooner transform honesty from what it is to a bawd, than the force of honesty can translate beauty into his likeness: this was some time a paradox, but now the time gives it proof. I did love you once.

Oph.

Indeed, my lord, you made me believe so.

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Ham.

You should not have believed me; for virtue cannot so inoculate6 note our old stock, but we shall relish of it. I love you not.

Oph.

I was the more deceived.

Ham.

Get thee to a nunnery: why would'st thou be a breeder of sinners? I am myself indifferent honest: but yet I could accuse me of such things, that it were better, my mother had not borne me. I am very proud, revengeful, ambitious; with more offences at my beck, 11Q1026 than I have thoughts to put them in, imagination to give them shape, or time to act them in. What should such fellows as I do crawling between heaven and earth? We are arrant knaves, all; believe none of us. Go thy ways to a nunnery. Where's your father?

Oph.

At home, my lord.

Ham.

Let the doors be shut upon him, that he may play the fool on where7 note but in's own house. Farewell.

Oph.

O! help him, you sweet heavens!

Ham.

If thou dost marry, I'll give thee this plague for thy dowry: be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as snow, thou shalt not escape calumny. Get thee to a nunnery; farewell8 note. Or, if thou wilt needs marry, marry a fool, for wise men know well enough what monsters you make of them. To a nunnery, go; and quickly too. Farewell.

Oph.

Heavenly powers, restore him!

Ham.

I have heard of your paintings too, well enough: God hath given you one face9 note, and you make

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yourselves another: you jig, you amble, and you lisp1 note, and nickname God's creatures, and make your wantonness your ignorance2 note. Go to; I'll no more on't: it hath made me mad. I say, we will have no more marriages: those that are married already, all but one, shall live; the rest shall keep as they are. To a nunnery, go.

[Exit Hamlet.

Oph.
O, what a noble mind is here o'erthrown!
The courtier's, soldier's, scholar's, eye, tongue, sword:
Th' expectancy3 note and rose of the fair state,
The glass of fashion, and the mould of form,
Th' observ'd of all observers, quite, quite down!
And I4 note, of ladies most deject and wretched,
That suck'd the honey of his music vows,
Now see that noble5 note and most sovereign reason,
Like sweet bells jangled, out of tune and harsh;
That unmatch'd form and feature6 note of blown youth,
Blasted with ecstasy. O, woe is me!
To have seen what I have seen, see what I see!
Re-enter King and Polonius.

King.
Love! his affections do not that way tend;
Nor what he spake, though it lack'd form a little,
Was not like madness. There's something in his soul,
O'er which his melancholy sits on brood;
And, I do doubt, the hatch, and the disclose,
Will be some danger: which for to prevent,
I have, in quick determination,
Thus set it down. He shall with speed to England,
For the demand of our neglected tribute:

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Haply, the seas, and countries different,
With variable objects, shall expel
This something settled matter in his heart;
Whereon his brains still beating puts him thus
From fashion of himself. What think you on't?

Pol
It shall do well: but yet do I believe,
The origin and commencement of his grief7 note
Sprung from neglected love.—How now, Ophelia!
You need not tell us what lord Hamlet said;
We heard it all.—My lord, do as you please;
But, if you hold it fit, after the play
Let his queen mother all alone entreat him
To show his griefs: let her be round with him8 note;
And I'll be plac'd, so please you, in the ear
Of all their conference. If she find him not,
To England send him; or confine him where
Your wisdom best shall think.

King.
It shall be so:
Madness in great ones must not unwatch'd go.
[Exeunt. SCENE II. A Hall in the Same. Enter Hamlet, and certain Players.

Ham.

Speak the speech, I pray you, as I pronounced it to you, trippingly on the tongue; but if you mouth it, as many of your players do9 note, I had as lief the town-crier spoke my lines. Nor do not saw the air too

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much with your hand, thus; but use all gently: for in the very torrent, tempest, and (as I may say) whirlwind of passion1 note, you must acquire and beget a temperance, that may give it smoothness. O! it offends me to the soul, to hear2 note a robustious periwig-pated fellow tear a passion to tatters, to very rags, to split the ears of the groundlings; who, for the most part, are capable of nothing but inexplicable dumb shows, and noise: I would have such a fellow whipped for o'er-doing Termagant; it out-herods Herod3 note: pray you avoid it.

1 Play.

I warrant your honour.

Ham.

Be not too tame neither, but let your own discretion be your tutor: suit the action to the word, the word to the action, with this special observance, that you o'erstep not the modesty of nature; for any thing so overdone is from the purpose of playing, whose end, both at the first, and now, was, and is, to hold, as 'twere, the mirror up to nature; to show virtue her own feature, scorn her own image, and the very age and body of the time, his form and pressure. Now, this overdone, or come tardy off, though it make the unskilful laugh, cannot but make the judicious grieve; the censure of which one4 note must, in your allowance, o'er-weigh a whole theatre of others. O! there be players, that I have seen play,—and heard others praise, and that highly,—not to speak it profanely, that, neither having the accent of Christians, nor the gait of Christian, pagan, nor man5 note 11Q1027, have so strutted, and bellowed,

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that I have thought some of nature's journeymen had made men, and not made them well, they imitated humanity so abominably.

1 Play.

I hope, we have reformed that indifferently with us.

Ham.

O! reform it altogether. And let those, that play your clowns, speak no more than is set down for them: for there be of them, that will themselves laugh, to set on some quantity of barren spectators to laugh too; though in the mean time some necessary question of the play be then to be considered: that's villainous, and shows a most pitiful ambition in the fool that uses it. Go, make you ready.—

[Exeunt Players. Enter Polonius, Rosencrantz, and Guildenstern.

How now, my lord! will the king hear this piece of work?

Pol.

And the queen too, and that presently.

Ham.
Bid the players make haste.— [Exit Polonius.
Will you two help to hasten them?

Both.
We will, my lord6 note.
[Exeunt Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.

Ham.
What, ho! Horatio!
Enter Horatio.

Hor.
Here, sweet lord, at your service.

Ham.
Horatio, thou art e'en as just a man
As e'er my conversation cop'd withal.

Hor.
O! my dear lord,—

Ham.
Nay, do not think I flatter;

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For what advancement may I hope from thee,
That no revenue hast, but thy good spirits,
To feed and clothe thee? Why should the poor be flatter'd?
No; let the candied tongue lick absurd pomp,
And crook the pregnant hinges of the knee,
Where thrift may follow fawning7 note. Dost thou hear?
Since my dear soul was mistress of her choice,
And could of men distinguish, her election
Hath seal'd thee for herself8 note: for thou hast been
As one, in suffering all, that suffers nothing;
A man, that fortune's buffets and rewards
Hast ta'en with equal thanks: and bless'd are those,
Whose blood and judgment are so well co-mingled9 note,
That they are not a pipe for fortune's finger
To sound what stop she please. Give me that man
That is not passion's slave, and I will wear him
In my heart's core, ay, in my heart of heart,
As I do thee.—Something too much of this.—
There is a play to-night before the king;
One scene of it comes near the circumstance,
Which I have told thee, of my father's death:
I pr'ythee, when thou seest that act a-foot,
Even with the very comment of my soul1 note
Observe mine uncle: if his occulted guilt
Do not itself unkennel in one speech,

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It is a damned ghost that we have seen,
And my imaginations are as foul
As Vulcan's stithy2 note. Give him heedful note;
For I mine eyes will rivet to his face,
And, after, we will both our judgments join
In censure of his seeming.

Hor.
Well, my lord;
If he steal aught the whilst this play is playing,
And 'scape detecting, I will pay the theft.

Ham.
They are coming to the play: I must be idle;
Get you a place.
Danish March. A Flourish. Enter King, Queen, Polonius, Ophelia, Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, and Others.

King.

How fares our cousin Hamlet?

Ham.

Excellent, i' faith; of the camelion's dish: I eat the air, promise-crammed. You cannot feed capons so.

King.

I have nothing with this answer, Hamlet: these words are not mine.

Ham.

No, nor mine now.—My lord, you played once in the university, you say?

[To Polonius.

Pol.

That did I, my lord; and was accounted a good actor.

Ham.

And what did you enact?

Pol.

I did enact Julius Cæsar3 note: I was killed i' the Capitol; Brutus killed me.

Ham.

It was a brute part of him to kill so capital a calf there.—Be the players ready?

Ros.

Ay, my lord; they stay upon your patience.

Queen.

Come hither, my dear Hamlet4 note, sit by me.

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Ham.

No, good mother, here's metal more attractive.

Pol.

O ho! do you mark that?

[To the King.

Ham.

Lady, shall I lie in your lap?

[Lying down at Ophelia's Feet.

Oph.

No, my lord.

Ham.

I mean, my head upon your lap?

Oph.

Ay, my lord5 note.

Ham.

Do you think, I meant country matters?

Oph.

I think nothing, my lord.

Ham.

That's a fair thought to lie between maids' legs.

Oph.

What is, my lord?

Ham.

Nothing.

Oph.

You are merry, my lord.

Ham.

Who, I?

Oph.

Ay, my lord.

Ham.

O God! your only jig-maker6 note. What should a man do, but be merry? for, look you, how cheerfully my mother looks, and my father died within these two hours.

Oph.

Nay, 'tis twice two months, my lord.

Ham.

So long? Nay then, let the devil wear black, for I'll have a suit of sables. O heavens! die two months ago, and not forgotten yet? Then there's hope, a great man's memory may outlive his life half a year; but, by'r-lady, he must build churches then, or else shall he suffer not thinking on, with the hobby-horse; whose epitaph is, “For, O! for, O! the hobby-horse is forgot7 note.” 11Q1028

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Trumpets sound. The dumb Show enters. Enter a King and Queen8 note, very lovingly; the Queen embracing him. She kneels, and makes show of protestation unto him. He takes her up, and declines his head upon her neck; lays him down upon a bank of flowers: she, seeing him asleep, leaves him. Anon comes in a fellow, takes off his crown, kisses it, and pours poison in the King's ears, and exit. The Queen returns, finds the King dead, and makes passionate action. The poisoner, with some two or three Mutes, comes in again, seeming to lament with her. The dead body is carried away. The poisoner woos the Queen with gifts: she seems loath and unwilling awhile; but in the end accepts his love. [Exeunt.

Oph.

What means this, my lord?

Ham.

Marry, this is miching mallecho; it means mischief9 note.

Oph.

Belike, this show imports the argument of the play.

Enter Prologue.

Ham.

We shall know by this fellow10 note: the players cannot keep counsel; they'll tell all.

Oph.

Will he tell us what this show meant?

Ham.

Ay, or any show that you will show him: be not you ashamed to show, he'll not shame to tell you what it means.

Oph.

You are naught, you are naught. I'll mark the play.

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Pro.
“For us, and for our tragedy,
Here stooping to your clemency,
We beg your hearing patiently.”

Ham.
Is this a prologue, or the poesy of a ring?

Oph.
'Tis brief, my lord.

Ham.
As woman's love.
Enter a King and a Queen.

P. King.
Full thirty times hath Phœbus' cart gone round
Neptune's salt wash, and Tellus' orbed ground;
And thirty dozen moons, with borrow'd sheen,
About the world have times twelve thirties been;
Since love our hearts, and Hymen did our hands,
Unite commutual in most sacred bands.

P. Queen.
So many journeys may the sun and moon
Make us again count o'er, ere love be done.
But, woe is me! you are so sick of late,
So far from cheer, and from your former state,
That I distrust you. Yet, though I distrust,
Discomfort you, my lord, it nothing must;
For women's fear and love hold quantity,
In neither aught, or in extremity1 note


.
Now, what my love is, proof hath made you know,
And as my love is siz'd, my fear is so.
Where love is great, the littlest doubts are fear;
Where little fears grow great, great love grows there.

-- 273 --

P. King.
'Faith, I must leave thee, love, and shortly too;
My operant powers their functions2 note leave to do:
And thou shalt live in this fair world behind,
Honour'd, belov'd; and haply, one as kind
For husband shalt thou—

P. Queen.
O, confound the rest!
Such love must needs be treason in my breast:
In second husband let me be accurst;
None wed the second, but who kill'd the first.

Ham. [Aside.]
Wormwood, wormwood3 note.

P. Queen.
The instances, that second marriage move,
Are base respects of thrift, but none of love:
A second time I kill my husband dead,
When second husband kisses me in bed.

P. King.
I do believe you think what now you speak,
But what we do determine oft we break.
Purpose is but the slave to memory,
Of violent birth, but poor validity;
Which now, like fruit unripe, sticks on the tree,
But fall, unshaken, when they mellow be.
Most necessary 'tis, that we forget
To pay ourselves what to ourselves is debt:
What to ourselves in passion we propose,
The passion ending, doth the purpose lose.
The violence of either grief or joy
Their own enactures4 note with themselves destroy:
Where joy most revels, grief doth most lament;
Grief joys, joy grieves, on slender accident.
This world is not for aye; nor 'tis not strange,

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That even our loves should with our fortunes change;
For 'tis a question left us yet to prove,
Whether love lead fortune, or else fortune love.
The great man down, you mark his favourite flies;
The poor advanc'd makes friends of enemies:
And hitherto doth love on fortune tend,
For who not needs shall never lack a friend;
And who in want a hollow friend doth try,
Directly seasons him his enemy.
But, orderly to end where I begun,
Our wills and fates do so contrary run,
That our devices still are overthrown;
Our thoughts are ours, their ends none of our own:
So think thou wilt no second husband wed,
But die thy thoughts, when thy first lord is dead.

P. Queen.
Nor earth to me give food5 note, nor heaven light!
Sport and repose lock from me, day and night!
To desperation turn my trust and hope!
An anchor's cheer in prison be my scope6 note!
Each opposite, that blanks the face of joy,
Meet what I would have well, and it destroy!
Both here, and hence, pursue me lasting strife,
If, once a widow, ever I be wife!

Ham.
If she should break it now,—

P. King.
'Tis deeply sworn. Sweet, leave me here a while:
My spirits grow dull, and fain I would beguile
The tedious day with sleep.
[Sleeps.

P. Queen.
Sleep rock thy brain;
And never come mischance between us twain!
[Exit.

Ham.
Madam, how like you this play?

-- 275 --

Queen.
The lady doth protest7 note too much, methinks.

Ham.

O! but she'll keep her word.

King.

Have you heard the argument? Is there no offence in't?

Ham.

No, no; they do but jest, poison in jest: no offence i'the world.

King.

What do you call the play?

Ham.

The mouse-trap. Marry, how? Tropically. This play is the image of a murder done in Vienna: Gonzago is the duke's name8 note; his wife, Baptista. You shall see anon: 'tis a knavish piece of work; but what of that? your majesty, and we that have free souls, it touches us not: let the galled jade wince, our withers are unwrung.

Enter Lucianus.

This is one Lucianus, nephew to the king.

Oph.

You are as good as a chorus, my lord9 note.

Ham.

I could interpret between you and your love, if I could see the puppets dallying.

Oph.

You are keen, my lord, you are keen.

Ham.

It would cost you a groaning to take off my edge.

Oph.

Still better, and worse. 11Q1029

Ham.

So you must take your husbands1 note.—Begin, murderer: leave thy damnable faces, and begin.

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Come:—The croaking raven doth bellow for revenge2 note.

Luc.
Thoughts black, hands apt, drugs fit, and time agreeing;
Confederate season3 note, else no creature seeing;
Thou mixture rank, of midnight weeds collected,
With Hecate's ban thrice blasted, thrice infected,
Thy natural magic and dire property,
On wholesome life usurp immediately.
[Pours the Poison into the Sleeper's Ears.

Ham.

He poisons him i'the garden for his estate. His name's Gonzago: the story is extant, and written in very choice Italian4 note. You shall see anon, how the murderer gets the love of Gonzago's wife.

Oph.

The king rises.

Ham.

What! frighted with false fire5 note?

Queen.

How fares my lord?

Pol.

Give o'er the play.

King.

Give me some light!—away!

All.

Lights, lights, lights6 note!

[Exeunt all but Hamlet and Horatio.

Ham.



Why, let the stricken deer go weep,
  The hart ungalled play;
For some must watch, while some must sleep:
  Thus runs the world away.—

Would not this, sir, and a forest of feathers, (if the rest of my fortunes turn Turk with me7 note) with two Provincial

-- 277 --

roses on my razed shoes8 note, get me a fellowship in a cry of players, sir?

Hor.

Half a share.

Ham.

A whole one, I9 note.



For thou dost know, O Damon dear10 note!
  This realm dismantled was
Of Jove himself; and now reigns here
  A very, very—peacock1 note.

Hor.

You might have rhymed.

Ham.

O good Horatio! I'll take the ghost's word for a thousand pound. Didst perceive?

Hor.

Very well, my lord.

Ham.

Upon the talk of the poisoning,—

Hor.

I did very well note him.

Ham.

Ah, ha!—Come; some music! come; the recorders!


  For if the king like not the comedy,
  Why then, belike,—he likes it not, perdy 11Q10302 note.—

-- 278 --

Enter Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.

Come; some music!

Guil.

Good my lord, vouchsafe me a word with you.

Ham.

Sir, a whole history.

Guil.

The king, sir,—

Ham.

Ay, sir, what of him?

Guil.

Is in his retirement marvellous distempered.

Ham.

With drink, sir?

Guil.

No, my lord, with choler3 note.

Ham.

Your wisdom should show itself more richer, to signify this to his doctor; for, for me to put him to his purgation would, perhaps, plunge him into more choler.

Guil.

Good my lord, put your discourse into some frame, and start not so wildly from my affair.

Ham.

I am tame, sir:—pronounce.

Guil.

The queen your mother, in most great affliction of spirit, hath sent me to you.

Ham.

You are welcome.

Guil.

Nay, good my lord, this courtesy is not of the right breed. If it shall please you to make me a wholesome answer, I will do your mother's commandment; if not, your pardon and my return shall be the end of my business.

Ham.

Sir, I cannot.

Guil.

What, my lord?

Ham.

Make you a wholesome answer; my wit's diseased: but, sir, such answer as I can make, you shall command; or, rather, as you say, my mother: therefore no more, but to the matter. My mother, you say,—

Ros.

Then, thus she says. Your behaviour hath struck her into amazement and admiration.

Ham.

O wonderful son, that can so astonish a

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mother!—But is there no sequel at the heels of this mother's admiration? impart4 note.

Ros.

She desires to speak with you in her closet, ere you go to bed.

Ham.
We shall obey, were she ten times our mother.
Have you any farther trade with us?

Ros.
My lord, you once did love me.

Ham.
And do still, by these pickers and stealers.

Ros.

Good my lord, what is your cause of distemper? you do, surely, but bar the door upon your own liberty5 note, if you deny your griefs to your friend.

Ham.

Sir, I lack advancement.

Ros.

How can that be, when you have the voice of the king himself for your succession in Denmark?

Ham.

Ay, sir, but “while the grass grows,”—the proverb is something musty.

Enter the Players, with Recorders6 note.

O! the recorders:—let me see one.—To withdraw with you:—why do you go about to recover the wind of me, as if you would drive me into a toil?

Guil.

O, my lord! if my duty be too bold, my love is too unmannerly.

Ham.

I do not well understand that. Will you play upon this pipe?

Guil.

My lord, I cannot.

Ham.

I pray you.

Guil.

Believe me, I cannot.

Ham.

I do beseech you.

Guil.

I know no touch of it, my lord.

Ham.

It is as easy as lying: govern these ventages

-- 280 --

with your finger and thumb7 note, give it breath with your mouth, and it will discourse most eloquent music8 note. Look you, these are the stops.

Guil.

But these cannot I command to any utterance of harmony: I have not the skill.

Ham.

Why look you now, how unworthy a thing you make of me. You would play upon me; you would seem to know my stops; you would pluck out the heart of my mystery; you would sound me from my lowest note to the top of my compass; and there is much music, excellent voice, in this little organ, yet cannot you make it speak9 note. 'Sblood! do you think I am easier to be played on than a pipe? Call me what instrument you will, though you can fret me, you cannot play upon me.—

Enter Polonius.

God bless you sir,

Pol.

My lord, the queen would speak with you, and presently.

Ham.

Do you see yonder cloud, that's almost in shape of a camel10 note?

Pol.

By the mass, and 'tis like a camel, indeed.

Ham.

Methinks, it is like a weasel.

Pol.

It is backed like a weasel.

Ham.

Or, like a whale?

Pol.

Very like a whale.

Ham.

Then, will I come to my mother by and by.— They fool me to the top of my bent.—I will come by and by.

-- 281 --

Pol.

I will say so1 note.

[Exit Polonius.

Ham.
By and by is easily said.—Leave me, friends. [Exeunt Ros., Guil., Hor., &c.
'Tis now the very witching time of night,
When churchyards yawn, and hell itself breathes out2 note
Contagion to this world: now could I drink hot blood,
And do such bitter business as the day3 note
Would quake to look on. Soft! now to my mother.—
O, heart! lose not thy nature; let not ever
The soul of Nero enter this firm bosom:
Let me be cruel, not unnatural.
I will speak daggers to her, but use none;
My tongue and soul in this be hypocrites:
How in my words soever she be shent4 note,
To give them seals never, my soul, consent!
[Exit. SCENE III. A Room in the Same. Enter King, Rosencrantz, and Guildenstern.

King.
I like him not; nor stands it safe with us,
To let his madness range. Therefore, prepare you:
I your commission will forthwith despatch,
And he to England shall along with you.
The terms of our estate may not endure
Hazard so dangerous, as doth hourly grow

-- 282 --


Out of his lunacies5 note
.

Guil.
We will ourselves provide.
Most holy and religious fear it is,
To keep those many many bodies safe,
That live, and feed, upon your majesty.

Ros.
The single and peculiar life is bound,
With all the strength and armour of the mind,
To keep itself from 'noyance; but much more
That spirit, upon whose weal6 note depend and rest
The lives of many. The cease of majesty
Dies not alone; but like a gulf doth draw
What's near it with it: it is a massy wheel,
Fix'd on the summit of the highest mount,
To whose huge spokes ten thousand lesser things
Are mortis'd and adjoin'd; which, when it falls,
Each small annexment, petty consequence,
Attends the boisterous ruin. Never alone
Did the king sigh, but with a general groan.

King.
Arm you, I pray you, to this speedy voyage;
For we will fetters put upon this fear,
Which now goes too free-footed.

Ros. and Guil.
We will haste us.
[Exeunt Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. Enter Polonius.

Pol.
My lord, he's going to his mother's closet.
Behind the arras I'll convey myself,
To hear the process: I'll warrant, she'll tax him home;
And, as you said, and wisely was it said,
'Tis meet that some more audience than a mother,

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Since nature makes them partial, should o'erhear
The speech, of vantage. Fare you well, my liege:
I'll call upon you ere you go to bed,
And tell you what I know.

King.
Thanks, dear my lord. [Exit Polonius.
O! my offence is rank, it smells to heaven;
It hath the primal eldest curse upon't,
A brother's murder!—Pray can I not,
Though inclination be as sharp as will:
My stronger guilt defeats my strong intent;
And, like a man to double business bound,
I stand in pause where I shall first begin,
And both neglect. What if this cursed hand
Were thicker than itself with brother's blood,
Is there not rain enough in the sweet heavens,
To wash it white as snow? Whereto serves mercy,
But to confront the visage of offence?
And what's in prayer, but this two-fold force,—
To be forestalled, ere we come to fall,
Or pardon'd, being down? Then, I'll look up:
My fault is past. But, O! what form of prayer
Can serve my turn? Forgive me my foul murder!—
That cannot be; since I am still possess'd
Of those effects for which I did the murder,
My crown, mine own ambition, and my queen.
May one be pardon'd, and retain th' offence?
In the corrupted currents of this world,
Offence's gilded hand may shove by justice,
And oft 'tis seen, the wicked prize itself
Buys out the law; 11Q1031 but 'tis not so above:
There is no shuffling, there the action lies
In his true nature; and we ourselves compell'd,
Even to the teeth and forehead of our faults,
To give in evidence. What then? what rests?
Try what repentance can: what can it not?
Yet what can it, when one can not repent?

-- 284 --


O wretched state! O bosom, black as death!
O limed soul, that struggling to be free,
Art more engaged! Help, angels! make assay:
Bow, stubborn knees; and, heart, with strings of steel,
Be soft as sinews of the new-born babe.
All may be well. [Retires and kneels. Enter Hamlet.

Ham.
Now might I do it, pat, now he is praying7 note;
And now I'll do't:—and so he goes to heaven,
And so am I reveng'd? That would be scann'd:
A villain kills my father; and for that,
I, his sole son8 note, do this same villain send
To heaven.
Why, this is hire and salary9 note, not revenge.
He took my father grossly, full of bread;
With all his crimes broad blown, as flush as May10 note,
And how his audit stands, who knows, save heaven?
But, in our circumstance and course of thought,
'Tis heavy with him; and am I then reveng'd,
To take him in the purging of his soul,
When he is fit and season'd for his passage?
No.
Up, sword; and know thou a more horrid hent1 note.
When he is drunk, asleep, or in his rage;
Or in th' incestuous pleasures of his bed;
At gaming, swearing; or about some act,
That has no relish of salvation in't;
Then trip him, that his heels may kick at heaven,

-- 285 --


And that his soul may be as damn'd, and black,
As hell, whereto it goes. My mother stays:
This physic but prolongs thy sickly days. [Exit. The King rises and advances.

King.
My words fly up, my thoughts remain below:
Words without thoughts never to heaven go.
[Exit. SCENE IV. A Room in the Same. Enter Queen and Polonius.

Pol.
He will come straight. Look, you lay home to him;
Tell him, his pranks have been too broad to bear with,
And that your grace hath screen'd and stood between
Much heat and him. I'll silence me e'en here. 11Q1032
Pray you, be round with him2 note.

Ham. [Within.]
Mother, mother, mother3 note!

Queen.
I'll warrant you4 note;
Fear me not:—withdraw, I hear him coming.
[Polonius hides himself. Enter Hamlet.

Ham.
Now, mother! what's the matter?

Queen.
Hamlet, thou hast thy father much offended.

Ham.
Mother, you have my father much offended.

Queen.
Come, come; you answer with an idle tongue.

Ham.
Go, go; you question with a wicked tongue5 note.

-- 286 --

Queen.
Why, how now, Hamlet!

Ham.
What's the matter now?

Queen.
Have you forgot me?

Ham.
No, by the rood, not so:
You are the queen, your husband's brother's wife;
And,—would it were not so6 note!—you are my mother.

Queen.
Nay then, I'll set those to you that can speak.

Ham.
Come, come, and sit you down; you shall not budge:
You go not, till I set you up a glass
Where you may see the inmost part of you.

Queen.
What wilt thou do? thou wilt not murder me.
Help, help, ho!

Pol. [Behind.]
What, ho! help! help! help!

Ham.
How now! a rat7 note? [Draws.] Dead for a ducat, dead.
[Hamlet makes a pass through the Arras.

Pol. [Behind.]
O! I am slain.
[Falls and dies.

Queen.
O me! what hast thou done?

Ham.
Nay, I know not:
Is it the king?
[Lifts up the Arras, and draws forth Polonius.

Queen.
O, what a rash and bloody deed is this!

Ham.
A bloody deed; almost as bad, good mother,
As kill a king, and marry with his brother.

Queen.
As kill a king!

Ham.
Ay, lady, 'twas my word.—
Thou wretched, rash, intruding fool, farewell. [To Polonius.
I took thee for thy better; take thy fortune:
Thou find'st to be too busy is some danger.—
Leave wringing of your hands. Peace! sit you down,
And let me wring your heart: for so I shall,
If it be made of penetrable stuff;

-- 287 --


If damned custom have not braz'd it so,
That it is proof and bulwark against sense.

Queen.
What have I done, that thou dar'st wag thy tongue
In noise so rude against me?

Ham.
Such an act,
That blurs the grace and blush of modesty;
Calls virtue, hypocrite; takes off the rose
From the fair forehead of an innocent love,
And sets a blister there8 note; makes marriage vows
As false as dicers' oaths: O! such a deed,
As from the body of contraction9 note plucks
The very soul; and sweet religion makes
A rhapsody of words: Heaven's face doth glow,
Yea, this solidity and compound mass,
With tristful visage, as against the doom,
Is thought-sick at the act1 note


.

Queen.
Ah me! what act,
That roars so loud, and thunders in the index2 note?

Ham.
Look here, upon this picture, and on this;
The counterfeit presentment of two brothers.
See, what a grace was seated on this brow:
Hyperion's curls; the front of Jove himself;
An eye like Mars, to threaten and command;
A station like the herald Mercury,
New-lighted on a heaven-kissing hill;

-- 288 --


A combination, and a form, indeed,
Where every god did seem to set his seal,
To give the world assurance of a man.
This was your husband: look you now, what follows.
Here is your husband; like a mildew'd ear,
Blasting his wholesome brother3 note. Have you eyes?
Could you on this fair mountain leave to feed,
And batten on this moor4 note? Ha! have you eyes?
You cannot call it, love; for, at your age,
The hey-day in the blood is tame, it's humble,
And waits upon the judgment; and what judgment
Would step from this to this? 11Q1033 Sense, sure, you have,
Else, could you not have motion; but, sure, that sense
Is apoplex'd; for madness would not err,
Nor sense to ecstasy was ne'er so thrall'd,
But it reserv'd some quantity of choice,
To serve in such a difference5 note. What devil was't,
That thus hath cozen'd you at hoodman-blind6 note?
Eyes without feeling, feeling without sight,
Ears without hands or eyes, smelling sans all,
Or but a sickly part of one true sense
Could not so mope7 note.
O shame! where is thy blush? Rebellious hell,
If thou canst mutine8 note in a matron's bones,
To flaming youth let virtue be as wax,
And melt in her own fire: proclaim no shame,
When the compulsive ardour gives the charge,

-- 289 --


Since frost itself as actively doth burn,
And reason panders will9 note.

Queen.
O Hamlet! speak no more!
Thou turn'st mine eyes into my very soul1 note;
And there I see such black and grained spots,
As will not leave their tinct.

Ham.
Nay, but to live
In the rank sweat of an enseamed bed2 note;
Stew'd in corruption; honeying, and making love
Over the nasty stye;—

Queen.
O, speak to me no more!
These words, like daggers enter in mine ears:
No more, sweet Hamlet.

Ham.
A murderer, and a villain;
A slave, that is not twentieth part the tithe
Of your precedent lord:—a vice of kings3 note!
A cutpurse of the empire and the rule,
That from a shelf the precious diadem stole,
And put it in his pocket!

Queen.
No more!
Enter Ghost4 note.

Ham.
A king of shreds and patches.—
Save me, and hover o'er me with your wings,

-- 290 --


You heavenly guards!—What would you, gracious figure?

Queen.
Alas! he's mad.

Ham.
Do you not come your tardy son to chide,
That, laps'd in time and passion, lets go by
Th' important acting of your dread command? 11Q1034
O, say!

Ghost.
Do not forget. This visitation
Is but to whet thy almost blunted purpose.
But, look! amazement on thy mother sits:
O! step between her and her fighting soul;
Conceit in weakest bodies strongest works.
Speak to her, Hamlet.

Ham.
How is it with you, lady?

Queen.
Alas! how is't with you,
That you do bend your eye on vacancy,
And with th' incorporal air5 note do hold discourse?
Forth at your eyes your spirits wildly peep;
And, as the sleeping soldiers in th' alarm,
Your bedded hair, like life in excrements6 note,
Starts up, and stands on end. O gentle son!
Upon the heat and flame of thy distemper
Sprinkle cool patience. Whereon do you look?

Ham.
On him, on him!—Look you, how pale he glares!
His form and cause conjoin'd, preaching to stones,
Would make them capable.—Do not look upon me;
Lest with this piteous action you convert
My stern effects: then, what I have to do
Will want true colour; tears, perchance, for blood.

Queen.
To whom do you speak this?

Ham.
Do you see nothing there?

-- 291 --

Queen.
Nothing at all; yet all, that is, I see.

Ham.
Nor did you nothing hear?

Queen.
No, nothing but ourselves.

Ham.
Why, look you there! look, how it steals away!
My father, in his habit as he liv'd!
Look, where he goes, even now, out at the portal!
[Exit Ghost.

Queen.
This is the very coinage of your brain:
This bodily creation ecstasy
Is very cunning in.

Ham.
Ecstasy7 note!
My pulse, as yours, doth temperately keep time,
And makes as healthful music. It is not madness,
That I have utter'd: bring me to the test,
And I the matter will re-word, which madness
Would gambol from. Mother, for love of grace,
Lay not that flattering unction8 note to your soul,
That not your trespass, but my madness speaks:
It will but skin and film the ulcerous place,
Whilst rank corruption, mining all within,
Infects unseen. Confess yourself to heaven;
Repent what's past; avoid what is to come,
And do not spread the compost on the weeds,
To make them ranker9 note. Forgive me this my virtue;
For in the fatness of these pursy times,
Virtue itself of vice must pardon beg,
Yea, curb1 note and woo, for leave to do him good.

Queen.
O Hamlet! thou hast cleft my heart in twain.

Ham.
O throw away the worser part of it,
And live the purer with the other half.
Good night; but go not to mine uncle's bed:

-- 292 --


Assume a virtue, if you have it not.
That monster, custom, who all sense doth eat
Of habits, devil2 note
, is angel yet in this;
That to the use of actions fair and good
He likewise gives a frock, or livery,
That aptly is put on: refrain to-night;
And that shall lend a kind of easiness
To the next abstinence: the next more easy3 note;
For use almost can change the stamp of nature,
And master the devil4 note, or throw him out
With wondrous potency. Once more, good night:
And when you are desirous to be bless'd,
I'll blessing beg of you.—For this same lord, [Pointing to Polonius.
I do repent: but heaven hath pleas'd it so,—
To punish me with this, and this with me,
That I must be their scourge and minister.
I will bestow him, and will answer well
The death I gave him. So, again, good night.—
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins, and worse remains behind.—
One word more, good lady5 note.

Queen.
What shall I do?

Ham.
Not this, by no means, that I bid you do:
Let the bloat king6 note tempt you again to bed;
Pinch wanton on your cheek; call you his mouse;

-- 293 --


And let him, for a pair of reechy kisses7 note,
Or paddling in your neck with his damn'd fingers,
Make you to ravel all this matter out,
That I essentially am not in madness,
But mad in craft. 'Twere good, you let him know;
For who, that's but a queen, fair, sober, wise,
Would from a paddock, from a bat, a gib8 note,
Such dear concernings hide? who would do so?
No, in despite of sense, and secresy,
Unpeg the basket on the house's top,
Let the birds fly, and, like the famous ape,
To try conclusions in the basket creep,
And break your own neck down.

Queen.
Be thou assur'd, if words be made of breath,
And breath of life, I have no life to breathe
What thou hast said to me.

Ham.
I must to England; you know that.

Queen.
Alack!
I had forgot: 'tis so concluded on.

Ham.
There's letters seal'd, and my two school-fellows,—
Whom I will trust, as I will adders fang'd,—
They bear the mandate; they must sweep my way,
And marshal me to knavery. Let it work;
For 'tis the sport, to have the enginer
Hoist with his own petar, and it shall go hard,
But I will delve one yard below their mines,
And blow them at the moon. O! 'tis most sweet,
When in one line two crafts directly meet9 note.—
This man shall set me packing:

-- 294 --


I'll lug the guts into the neighbour room.—
Mother, good night.—Indeed, this counsellor
Is now most still, most secret, and most grave,
Who was in life a foolish10 note prating knave.
Come, sir, to draw toward an end with you.
Good night, mother. [Exeunt severally; Hamlet dragging in Polonius1 note. ACT IV. SCENE I. The Same. Enter King, Queen, Rosencrantz, and Guildenstern2 note.

King.
There's matter in these sighs: these profound heaves
You must translate; 'tis fit we understand them.
Where is your son?

Queen.
Bestow this place on us a little while3 note.— [Exeunt Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.
Ah, my good lord, what have I seen to-night!

King.
What, Gertrude? How does Hamlet?

Queen.
Mad as the sea, and wind, when both contend
Which is the mightier. In his lawless fit,
Behind the arras hearing something stir,

-- 295 --


He whips his rapier out, and cries4 note, “A rat! a rat!”
And in his brainish apprehension kills
The unseen good old man.

King.
O heavy deed!
It had been so with us, had we been there.
His liberty is full of threats to all;
To you yourself, to us, to every one.
Alas! how shall this bloody deed be answer'd?
It will be laid to us, whose providence
Should have kept short, restrain'd, and out of haunt,
This mad young man; but so much was our love,
We would not understand what was most fit,
But, like the owner of a foul disease,
To keep it from divulging, let it feed
Even on the pith of life. Where is he gone?

Queen.
To draw apart the body he hath kill'd;
O'er whom his very madness, like some ore
Among a mineral of metals base,
Shows itself pure: he weeps for what is done.

King.
O, Gertrude! come away.
The sun no sooner shall the mountains touch,
But we will ship him hence; and this vile deed
We must, with all our majesty and skill,
Both countenance and excuse.—Ho! Guildenstern! Enter Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.
Friends both, go join you with some farther aid.
Hamlet in madness hath Polonius slain,
And from his mother's closet hath he dragg'd him:
Go, seek him out; speak fair, and bring the body
Into the chapel. I pray you, haste in this. [Exeunt Ros. and Guil.
Come, Gertrude, we'll call up our wisest friends;
And let them know, both what we mean to do,

-- 296 --


And what's untimely done: so, haply, slander5 note,—
Whose whisper o'er the world's diameter,
As level as the cannon to his blank,
Transports his poison'd shot,—may miss our name,
And hit the woundless air.—O, come away!
My soul is full of discord, and dismay. [Exeunt. SCENE II. Another Room in the Same. Enter Hamlet.

Ham.

—Safely stowed.—

[Ros. &c. within.

Hamlet! lord Hamlet!]

But soft6 note!—what noise? who calls on Hamlet? O! here they come.

Enter Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.

Ros.
What have you done, my lord, with the dead body?

Ham.
Compounded it with dust, whereto 'tis kin.

Ros.
Tell us where 'tis; that we may take it thence,
And bear it to the chapel.

Ham.

Do not believe it.

Ros.

Believe what?

Ham.

That I can keep your counsel, and not mine own. Besides, to be demanded of a sponge, what replication should be made by the son of a king?

-- 297 --

Ros.

Take you me for a sponge, my lord?

Ham.

Ay, sir; that soaks up the king's countenance, his rewards, his authorities. But such officers do the king best service in the end: he keeps them, like an ape7 note, in the corner of his jaw, first mouthed, to be last swallowed: when he needs what you have gleaned, it is but squeezing you, and, sponge, you shall be dry again.

Ros.

I understand you not, my lord.

Ham.

I am glad of it: a knavish speech sleeps in a foolish ear.

Ros.

My lord, you must tell us where the body is, and go with us to the king.

Ham.

The body is with the king, but the king is not with the body. The king is a thing—

Guil.

A thing, my lord!

Ham.

Of nothing: bring me to him. Hide fox, and all after8 note.

[Exeunt. SCENE III. Another Room in the Same. Enter King, attended.

King.
I have sent to seek him, and to find the body.
How dangerous is it, that this man goes loose!
Yet must not we put the strong law on him:
He's lov'd of the distracted multitude,
Who like not in their judgment, but their eyes;

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And where 'tis so, th' offender's scourge is weigh'd,
But never the offence. To bear all smooth and even,
This sudden sending him away must seem
Deliberate pause: diseases, desperate grown,
By desperate appliance are reliev'd, Enter Rosencrantz.
Or not at all.—How now! what hath befallen?

Ros.
Where the dead body is bestow'd, my lord,
We cannot get from him.

King.
But where is he?

Ros.
Without, my lord; guarded, to know your pleasure.

King.

Bring him before us.

Ros.

Ho, Guildenstern! bring in my lord.

Enter Hamlet and Guildenstern.

King.

Now, Hamlet, where's Polonius?

Ham.

At supper.

King.

At supper! Where?

Ham.

Not where he eats, but where he is eaten: a certain convocation of politic worms are e'en at him. Your worm is your only emperor for diet: 11Q1035 we fat all creatures else to fat us, and we fat ourselves for maggots: your fat king, and your lean beggar, is but variable service; two dishes, but to one table: that's the end.

King.

Alas, alas!

Ham.

A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king; and eat of the fish that hath fed of that worm1 note.

King.

What dost thou mean by this?

Ham.

Nothing, but to show you how a king may go a progress through the guts of a beggar.

-- 299 --

King.

Where is Polonius?

Ham.

In heaven: send thither to see; if your messenger find him not there, seek him i'the other place yourself. But, indeed, if you find him not within this month, you shall nose him as you go up the stairs into the lobby.

King.

Go seek him there.

[To some Attendants.

Ham.

He will stay till you come.

[Exeunt Attendants.

King.
Hamlet, this deed2 note, for thine especial safety,—
Which we do tender, as we dearly grieve
For that which thou hast done,—must send thee hence
With fiery quickness: therefore, prepare thyself.
The bark is ready, and the wind at help,
Th' associates tend, and every thing is bent
For England.

Ham.
For England?

King.
Ay, Hamlet.

Ham.
Good.

King.
So is it, if thou knew'st our purposes.

Ham.

I see a cherub that sees them3 note.—But, come; for England!—Farewell, dear mother.

King.

Thy loving father, Hamlet.

Ham.

My mother: father and mother is man and wife, man and wife is one flesh; and so, my mother. Come, for England.

[Exit.

King.
Follow him at foot; tempt him with speed aboard:
Delay it not, I'll have him hence to-night.
Away, for every thing is seal'd and done,
That else leans on th' affair: pray you, make haste. [Exeunt Ros. and Guil.

-- 300 --


And, England, if my love thou hold'st at aught,
(As my great power thereof may give thee sense,
Since yet thy cicatrice looks raw and red
After the Danish sword, and thy free awe
Pays homage to us) thou may'st not coldly set
Our sovereign process, which imports at full,
By letters conjuring4 note to that effect,
The present death of Hamlet. Do it, England;
For like the hectic in my blood he rages,
And thou must cure me. Till I know 'tis done,
Howe'er my haps, my joys were ne'er begun5 note. [Exit. SCENE IV. A Plain in Denmark. Enter Fortinbras, and Forces, marching.

For.
Go, captain; from me greet the Danish king:
Tell him, that by his licence Fortinbras
Claims the conveyance6 note of a promis'd march
Over his kingdom. You know the rendezvous.
If that his majesty would aught with us,
We shall express our duty in his eye;
And let him know so.

Cap.
I will do't, my lord.

For.
Go softly on7 note.
[Exeunt Fortinbras and Forces.

-- 301 --

Enter Hamlet, Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, &c.8 note

Ham.
Good sir, whose powers are these?

Cap.
They are of Norway, sir.

Ham.
How purpos'd, sir,
I pray you?

Cap.
Against some part of Poland.

Ham.
Who
Commands them, sir?

Cap.
The nephew to old Norway, Fortinbras.

Ham.
Goes it against the main of Poland, sir,
Or for some frontier?

Cap.
Truly to speak, and with no addition,
We go to gain a little patch of ground,
That hath in it no profit but the name.
To pay five ducats, five, I would not farm it;
Nor will it yield to Norway, or the Pole,
A ranker rate, should it be sold in fee.

Ham.
Why, then the Polack never will defend it.

Cap.
Yes, 'tis already garrison'd.

Ham.
Two thousand souls, and twenty thousand ducats,
Will not debate the question of this straw:
This is th' imposthume of much wealth and peace,
That inward breaks, and shows no cause without
Why the man dies.—I humbly thank you, sir.

Cap.
God be wi'you, sir.
[Exit Captain.

Ros.
Will't please you go, my lord?

Ham.
I'll be with you straight. Go a little before. [Exeunt Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.
How all occasions do inform against me,
And spur my dull revenge! What is a man,
If his chief good, and market of his time,
Be but to sleep, and feed? a beast, no more.
Sure, he, that made us with such large discourse,

-- 302 --


Looking before and after, gave us not
That capability and godlike reason,
To fust in us unus'd. Now, whether it be
Bestial oblivion, or some craven scruple
Of thinking too precisely on th' event,—
A thought, which, quarter'd, hath but one part wisdom,
And ever three parts coward9 note,—I do not know
Why yet I live to say, “This thing's to do;”
Sith I have cause, and will, and strength, and means,
To do't. Examples, gross as earth, exhort me:
Witness this army, of such mass and charge,
Led by a delicate and tender prince,
Whose spirit, with divine ambition puff'd,
Makes mouths at the invisible event;
Exposing what is mortal, and unsure,
To all that fortune, death, and danger, dare,
Even for an egg-shell. Rightly to be great,
Is not to stir without great argument,
But greatly to find quarrel in a straw,
When honour's at the stake. How stand I, then,
That have a father kill'd, a mother stain'd,
Excitements of my reason, and my blood,
And let all sleep? while, to my shame, I see
The imminent death of twenty thousand men,
That for a fantasy, and trick of fame,
Go to their graves like beds; fight for a plot
Whereon the numbers cannot try the cause;
Which is not tomb enough, and continent,
To hide the slain?—O! from this time forth,
My thoughts be bloody, or be nothing worth! [Exit.

-- 303 --

SCENE V. Elsinore. A Room in the Castle. Enter Queen, Horatio, and a Gentleman10 note.

Queen.
I will not speak with her.

Gent.
She is importunate; indeed, distract:
Her mood will needs be pitied.

Queen.
What would she have?

Gent.
She speaks much of her father; says, she hears,
There's tricks i' the world; and hems, and beats her heart;
Spurns enviously at straws; speaks things in doubt,
That carry but half sense: her speech is nothing,
Yet the unshaped use of it doth move
The hearers to collection; they aim at it1 note,
And botch the words up fit to their own thoughts;
Which, as her winks, and nods, and gesture yield them,
Indeed would make one think, there might be thought,
Though nothing sure, yet much unhappily.

Hor.
'Twere good she were spoken with2 note, for she may strew
Dangerous conjectures in ill-breeding minds.

Queen.
Let her come in. [Exit Horatio.

-- 304 --


To my sick soul, as sin's true nature is,
Each toy seems prologue to some great amiss:
So full of artless jealousy is guilt,
It spills itself in fearing to be spilt3 note. Re-enter Horatio, with Ophelia4 note.

Oph.
Where is the beauteous majesty of Denmark?

Queen.
How now, Ophelia?

Oph.
How should I your true love know [Singing.
  From another one?
By his cockle hat and staff,
  And his sandal shoon.

Queen.
Alas, sweet lady! what imports this song?

Oph.
Say you? nay, pray you, mark.

He is dead and gone, lady, [Singing.
  He is dead and gone;
At his head a grass-green turf, 11Q1036
  At his heels a stone.

O, ho5 note!

Queen.
Nay, but Ophelia,—

Oph.
Pray you, mark.

White his shroud as the mountain snow, [Singing.
Enter King.

Queen.
Alas! look here, my lord.

Oph.
  Larded with sweet flowers6 note;

-- 305 --


Which bewept to the grave did not go7 note,
  With true-love showers.

King.

How do you, pretty lady?

Oph.

Well, God'ild you8 note! They say, the owl was a baker's daughter. Lord! we know what we are, but know not what we may be. God be at your table!

King.

Conceit upon her father.

Oph.

Pray you, let's have no words of this; but when they ask you what it means, say you this:



To-morrow is Saint Valentine's day,
  All in the morning betime,
And I a maid at your window,
  To be your Valentine:
Then, up he rose, and don'd his clothes,
  And dupp'd the chamber door;
Let in the maid, that out a maid
  Never departed more.

King.

Pretty Ophelia!

Oph.

Indeed, la! without an oath, I'll make an end on't:



By Gis, and by Saint Charity,
  Alack, and fie for shame!
Young men will do't, if they come to't;
  By cock, they are to blame.
Quoth she, before you tumbled me,
  You promis'd me to wed:

He answers9 note.

-- 306 --


So would I ha' done, by yonder sun,
  An thou hadst not come to my bed.

King.

How long hath she been thus?

Oph.

I hope, all will be well. We must be patient; but I cannot choose but weep, to think, they would lay him1 note i'the cold ground. My brother shall know of it, and so I thank you for your good counsel. Come, my coach! Good night, ladies; good night, sweet ladies: good night, good night.

[Exit.

King.
Follow her close; give her good watch, I pray you. [Exit Horatio.
O! this is the poison of deep grief; it springs
All from her father's death. And now, behold2 note,
O Gertrude, Gertrude!
When sorrows come, they come not single spies,
But in battalions. First, her father slain;
Next, your son gone; and he most violent author
Of his own just remove: the people muddied,
Thick and unwholesome in their thoughts and whispers,
For good Polonius' death; and we have done but greenly,
In hugger-mugger to inter him3 note: poor Ophelia,
Divided from herself, and her fair judgment,
Without the which we are pictures, or mere beasts:
Last, and as much containing as all these,
Her brother is in secret come from France,
Feeds on his wonder4 note, keeps himself in clouds,
And wants not buzzers to infect his ear
With pestilent speeches of his father's death;
Wherein necessity, of matter beggar'd,

-- 307 --


Will nothing stick our persons to arraign
In ear and ear. O, my dear Gertrude! this,
Like to a murdering piece, in many places
Gives me superfluous death. [A noise within.

Queen.
Alack! what noise is this5 note?
Enter a Gentleman.

King.
Attend!
Where are my Switzers? Let them guard the door.
What is the matter?

Gent.
Save yourself, my lord;
The ocean, overpeering of his list6 note,
Eats not the flats with more impetuous haste7 note,
Than young Laertes, in a riotous head,
O'erbears your officers! The rabble call him, lord;
And, as the world were now but to begin,
Antiquity forgot, custom not known,
The ratifiers and props of every word,
They cry, “Choose we; Laertes shall be king!”
Caps, hands, and tongues, applaud it to the clouds,
“Laertes shall be king, Laertes king!”

Queen.
How cheerfully on the false trail they cry!
O! this is counter8 note, you false Danish dogs.

King.
The doors are broke.
[Noise within. Enter Laertes, armed; Danes following.

Laer.
Where is this king?—Sirs, stand you all without.

Dan.
No, let's come in.

Laer.
I pray you, give me leave.

-- 308 --

Dan.
We will, we will.
[They retire without the Door.

Laer.
I thank you: keep the door.—O thou vile king,
Give me my father.

Queen.
Calmly, good Laertes.

Laer.
That drop of blood that's calm9 note proclaims me bastard;
Cries, cuckold, to my father; brands the harlot
Even here, between the chaste unsmirched brow1 note
Of my true mother.

King.
What is the cause, Laertes,
That thy rebellion looks so giant-like?—
Let him go, Gertrude; do not fear our person:
There's such divinity doth hedge a king,
That treason can but peep to what it would,
Acts little of his will.—Tell me, Laertes,
Why thou art thus incens'd.—Let him go, Gertrude.—
Speak, man.

Laer.
Where is my father?

King.
Dead.

Queen.
But not by him.

King.
Let him demand his fill.

Laer.
How came he dead? I'll not be juggled with.
To hell, allegiance! vows, to the blackest devil!
Conscience, and grace, to the profoundest pit!
I dare damnation. To this point I stand,
That both the worlds I give to negligence,
Let come what comes, only I'll be reveng'd
Most throughly for my father.

King.
Who shall stay you?

Laer.
My will, not all the world's:
And, for my means, I'll husband them so well,
They shall go far with little.

-- 309 --

King.
Good Laertes,
If you desire to know the certainty
Of your dear father's death, is't writ in your revenge,
That, sweepstake, you will draw both friend and foe,
Winner and loser?

Laer.
None but his enemies.

King.
Will you know them, then?

Laer.
To his good friends thus wide I'll ope my arms;
And, like the kind life-rendering pelican2 note,
Repast them with my blood.

King.
Why, now you speak
Like a good child, and a true gentleman.
That I am guiltless of your father's death,
And am most sensibly in grief for it,
It shall as level to your judgment 'pear3 note,
As day does to your eye.

Danes. [Within.]
Let her come in4 note.

Laer.
How now! what noise is that? Re-enter Ophelia5 note.
O heat, dry up my brains! tears seven times salt,
Burn out the sense and virtue of mine eye!—
By heaven, thy madness shall be paid by weight,
Till our scale turns the beam. O rose of May!
Dear maid, kind sister, sweet Ophelia!—
O heavens! is't possible, a young maid's wits

-- 310 --


Should be as mortal as an old man's life?
Nature is fine in love; and, where 'tis fine,
It sends some precious instance of itself
After the thing it loves6 note.

Oph.

They bore him barefac'd on the bier;
Hey non nonny, nonny, hey nonny7 note:
And in his grave rain'd many a tear;—
Fare you well, my dove8 note!

Laer.
Hadst thou thy wits, and didst persuade revenge,
It could not move thus.

Oph.

You must sing, Down a-down, an you call him a-down-a. O, how the wheel becomes it! It is the false steward, that stole his master's daughter9 note.

Laer.

This nothing's more than matter.

Oph.

There's rosemary, that's for remembrance; pray you, love, remember: and there is pansies1 note, that's for thoughts.

Laer.

A document in madness; thoughts and remembrance fitted.

Oph.

There's fennel for you, and columbines:— there's rue for you; and here's some for me: we may call it, herb of grace o'Sundays2 note
:—you may wear3 note your

-- 311 --

rue with a difference.—There's a daisy: I would give you some violets; but they withered all when my father died.—They say, he made a good end,—



For bonny sweet Robin is all my joy,— [Sings.

Laer.
Thought and affliction, passion, hell itself,
She turns to favour, and to prettiness.

Oph.

And will he not come again? [Sings.
And will he not come again?
  No, no, he is dead;
  Go to thy death-bed,
He never will come again.

His beard was as white as snow,
All flaxen was his poll;
  He is gone, he is gone,
  And we cast away moan:
God ha' mercy on his soul4 note!

And of all christian souls! I pray God5 note. God be wi' you!

[Exit Ophelia.

Laer.

Do you see this, O God?

King.
Laertes, I must commune with your grief,
Or you deny me right. Go but apart,
Make choice of whom your wisest friends you will,
And they shall hear and judge 'twixt you and me.
If by direct, or by collateral hand
They find us touch'd, we will our kingdom give,
Our crown, our life, and all that we call ours,
To you in satisfaction; but if not,
Be you content to lend your patience to us,

-- 312 --


And we shall jointly labour with your soul
To give it due content.

Laer.
Let this be so:
His means of death, his obscure funeral6 note,
No trophy, sword, nor hatchment, o'er his bones,
No noble rite, nor formal ostentation,
Cry to be heard, as 'twere from heaven to earth,
That I must call't in question.

King.
So you shall;
And, where th' offence is, let the great axe fall.
I pray you, go with me.
[Exeunt. SCENE VI. Another Room in the Same. Enter Horatio, and a Servant.

Hor.
What are they, that would speak with me?

Serv.
Sailors, sir7 note: they say, they have letters for you.

Hor.
Let them come in.— [Exit Servant.
I do not know from what part of the world
I should be greeted, if not from lord Hamlet.
Enter Sailors.

1 Sail.

God bless you, sir.

Hor.

Let him bless thee too.

1 Sail.

He shall, sir, an't please him. There's a letter for you, sir: it comes from the ambassador that

-- 313 --

was bound for England, if your name be Horatio, as I am let to know it is.

Hor. [Reads.]

“Horatio, when thou shalt have overlooked this, give these fellows some means to the king: they have letters for him. Ere we were two days old at sea, a pirate of very warlike appointment gave us chase. Finding ourselves too slow of sail, we put on a compelled valour; and in the grapple I boarded them: on the instant they got clear of our ship, so I alone became their prisoner. They have dealt with me, like thieves of mercy; but they knew what they did; I am to do a good turn for them8 note. Let the king have the letters I have sent; and repair thou to me with as much haste as thou would'st fly death. I have words to speak in thine ear will make thee dumb; yet are they much too light for the bore of the matter. These good fellows will bring thee where I am. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern hold their course for England: of them I have much to tell thee. Farewell;

He that thou knowest thine, Hamlet.”


Come, I will give you way for these your letters;
And do't the speedier, that you may direct me
To him from whom you brought them. [Exeunt. SCENE VII. Another Room in the Same. Enter King and Laertes.

King.
Now must your conscience my acquittance seal,

-- 314 --


And you must put me in your heart for friend,
Sith you have heard, and with a knowing ear,
That he, which hath your noble father slain,
Pursu'd my life.

Laer.
It well appears: but tell me,
Why you proceeded not against these feats,
So criminal and so capital in nature,
As by your safety, greatness, wisdom, all things else9 note
,
You mainly were stirr'd up.

King.
O! for two special reasons,
Which may to you, perhaps, seem much unsinew'd,
But yet to me they are strong. The queen, his mother,
Lives almost by his looks; and for myself,
(My virtue, or my plague, be it either which)
She's so conjunctive10 note to my life and soul,
That, as the star moves not but in his sphere,
I could not but by her. The other motive,
Why to a public count I might not go,
Is the great love the general gender bear him;
Who, dipping all his faults in their affection,
Work like the spring that turneth wood to stone,
Convert his gyves to graces; so that my arrows,
Too slightly timber'd for so loud a wind1 note,
Would have reverted to my bow again,
And not where I had aim'd them.

Laer.
And so have I a noble father lost,
A sister driven into desperate terms;
Whose worth2 note, if praises may go back again,

-- 315 --


Stood challenger on mount of all the age
For her perfections. But my revenge will come.

King.
Break not your sleeps for that: you must not think,
That we are made of stuff so flat and dull,
That we can let our beard be shook with danger,
And think it pastime. You shortly shall hear more:
I loved your father, and we love ourself;
And that, I hope, will teach you to imagine,—
How now! what news3 note?
Enter a Messenger.

Mess.
Letters, my lord, from Hamlet.
This to your majesty: this to the queen.

King.
From Hamlet! who brought them?

Mess.
Sailors, my lord, they say; I saw them not:
They were given me by Claudio, he receiv'd them
Of him that brought them4 note.

King.


Laertes, you shall hear them.—
Leave us. [Exit Messenger. [Reads.]

“High and mighty, you shall know, I am set naked on your kingdom. To-morrow shall I beg leave to see your kingly eyes; when I shall, first asking your pardon thereunto, recount the occasions of my sudden and more strange5 note return.

Hamlet.”


What should this mean? Are all the rest come back?
Or is it some abuse, and no such thing?

Laer.
Know you the hand?

King.
'Tis Hamlet's character. “Naked,”—
And, in a postscript here, he says, “alone:”
Can you advise me?

-- 316 --

Laer.
I'm lost in it, my lord. But let him come:
It warms the very sickness in my heart,
That I shall live and tell him to his teeth,
“Thus diddest thou.”

King.
If it be so, Laertes,
(As how should it be so? how otherwise?)
Will you be ruled by me?

Laer.
Ay, my lord;
So you will not o'er-rule me to a peace6 note
.

King.
To thine own peace. If he be now return'd,—
As liking not his voyage7 note, and that he means
No more to undertake it,—I will work him
To an exploit, now ripe in my device,
Under the which he shall not choose but fall;
And for his death no wind of blame shall breathe,
But even his mother shall uncharge the practice,
And call it, accident.

Laer.
My lord, I will be rul'd;
The rather, if you could devise it so,
That I might be the organ.

King.
It falls right.
You have been talk'd of since your travel much,
And that in Hamlet's hearing, for a quality
Wherein, they say, you shine: your sum of parts
Did not together pluck such envy from him,
As did that one; and that, in my regard,
Of the unworthiest siege8 note.

Laer.
What part is that, my lord?

-- 317 --

King.
A very riband in the cap of youth,
Yet needful too; for youth no less becomes
The light and careless livery that it wears,
Than settled age his sables, and his weeds,
Importing health and graveness9 note.—Two months since,
Here was a gentleman of Normandy,—
I have seen myself, and serv'd against the French,
And they can well on horseback1 note; but this gallant
Had witchcraft in't; he grew unto his seat;
And to such wond'rous doing brought his horse,
As he had been incorps'd and demi-natur'd
With the brave beast: so far he topp'd2 note my thought,
That I, in forgery of shapes and tricks,
Come short of what he did.

Laer.
A Norman, was't?

King.
A Norman.

Laer.
Upon my life, Lamord3 note.

King.
The very same.

Laer.
I know him well: he is the brooch, indeed,
And gem of all the nation.

King.
He made confession of you;
And gave you such a masterly report,
For art and exercise in your defence,
And for your rapier most especially,
That he cried out, 'twould be a sight indeed,
If one could match you: the scrimers of their nation4 note,
He swore, had neither motion, guard, nor eye,
If you oppos'd them. Sir, this report of his
Did Hamlet so envenom with his envy,

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That he could nothing do, but wish and beg
Your sudden coming o'er, to play with you.
Now, out of this,—

Laer.
What out of this, my lord5 note?

King.
Laertes, was your father dear to you?
Or are you like the painting of a sorrow,
A face without a heart?

Laer.
Why ask you this?

King.
Not that I think you did not love your father,
But that I know love is begun by time;
And that I see, in passages of proof,
Time qualifies the spark and fire of it.
There lives within the very flame of love6 note
A kind of wick, or snuff, that will abate it,
And nothing is at a like goodness still;
For goodness, growing to a pleurisy,
Dies in his own too-much. That we would do,
We should do when we would; for this “would” changes,
And hath abatements and delays as many,
As there are tongues, are hands, are accidents;
And then this “should” is like a spendthrift's sigh7 note,
That hurts by easing. But, to the quick o' the ulcer.
Hamlet comes back: what would you undertake,
To show yourself your father's son in deed8 note,
More than in words?

Laer.
To cut his throat i'the church.

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King.
No place, indeed, should murder sanctuarize;
Revenge should have no bounds. But, good Laertes,
Will you do this, keep close within your chamber.
Hamlet, return'd, shall know you are come home:
We'll put on those shall praise your excellence,
And set a double varnish on the fame
The Frenchman gave you; bring you in fine together,
And wager on your heads: he, being remiss,
Most generous, and free from all contriving,
Will not peruse the foils; so that with ease,
Or with a little shuffling, you may choose
A sword unbated9 note
, and in a pass of practice
Requite him for your father.

Laer.
I will do't;
And, for that purpose, I'll anoint my sword.
I bought an unction of a mountebank,
So mortal, that but dip a knife in it10 note,
Where it draws blood no cataplasm so rare,
Collected from all simples that have virtue
Under the moon, can save the thing from death,
That is but scratch'd withal: I'll touch my point
With this contagion, that if I gall him slightly,
It may be death.

King.
Let's farther think of this;
Weigh, what convenience, both of time and means,
May fit us to our shape. If this should fail,
And that our drift look through our bad performance,
'Twere better not assay'd: therefore, this project
Should have a back, or second, that might hold,
If this should blast in proof. Soft!—let me see:—
We'll make a solemn wager on your cunnings1 note,—

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I ha't:
When in your motion you are hot and dry,
(As make your bouts more violent to that end)
And that he calls for drink, I'll have preferr'd him
A chalice for the nonce; whereon but sipping,
If he by chance escape your venom'd stuck2 note,
Our purpose may hold there. But stay! what noise? Enter Queen.
How, sweet queen!

Queen.
One woe doth tread upon another's heel,
So fast they follow.—Your sister's drown'd, Laertes.

Laer.
Drown'd! O, where?

Queen.
There is a willow grows ascaunt the brook3 note,
That shows his hoar leaves in the glassy stream;
Therewith fantastic garlands did she make
Of crow-flowers, nettles, daisies, and long purples,
That liberal shepherds give a grosser name,
But our cold maids do dead men's fingers call them:
There, on the pendent boughs her coronet weeds
Clambering to hang, an envious sliver broke,
When down her weedy trophies, and herself,
Fell in the weeping brook. Her clothes spread wide,
And, mermaid-like, a while they bore her up;
Which time, she chanted snatches of old lauds4 note;
As one incapable of her own distress,
Or like a creature native and indu'd

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Unto that element: but long it could not be,
Till that her garments, heavy with their drink,
Pull'd the poor wretch from her melodious lay
To muddy death.

Laer.
Alas! then, is she drown'd?

Queen.
Drown'd, drown'd.

Laer.
Too much of water hast thou, poor Ophelia,
And therefore I forbid my tears: but yet
It is our trick; nature her custom holds,
Let shame say what it will: when these are gone,
The woman will be out.—Adieu, my lord!
I have a speech of fire, that fain would blaze,
But that this folly drowns it5 note.
[Exit.

King.
Let's follow, Gertrude.
How much I had to do to calm his rage!
Now fear I, this will give it start again;
Therefore, let's follow.
[Exeunt. ACT V. SCENE I. 11Q1038 A Church Yard. Enter Two Clowns, with Spades, &c.

1 Clo.

Is she to be buried in Christian burial, that wilfully seeks6 note her own salvation?

2 Clo.

I tell thee, she is; and therefore make her grave straight: the crowner hath set on her, and finds it Christian burial.

1 Clo.

How can that be, unless she drowned herself in her own defence?

2 Clo.

Why, 'tis found so.

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1 Clo.

It must be se offendendo7 note; it cannot be else. For here lies the point: if I drown myself wittingly, it argues an act, and an act hath three branches; it is, to act, to do, and to perform: argal, she drowned herself wittingly.

2 Clo.

Nay, but hear you, goodman delver.

1 Clo.

Give me leave. Here lies the water; good: here stands the man; good: if the man go to this water, and drown himself, it is, will he, nill he, he goes, mark you that; but if the water come to him, and drown him, he drowns not himself: argal, he that is not guilty of his own death shortens not his own life.

2 Clo.

But is this law?

1 Clo.

Ay, marry, is't; crowner's quest-law.

2 Clo.

Will you ha' the truth on't? If this had not been a gentlewoman, she should have been buried out of Christian burial.

1 Clo.

Why, there thou say'st; and the more pity, that great folk shall have countenance in this world to drown or hang themselves, more than their even Christian8 note. Come, my spade. There is no ancient gentlemen but gardeners, ditchers, and grave-makers; they hold up Adam's profession.

2 Clo.

Was he a gentleman?

1 Clo.

He was the first that ever bore arms.

2 Clo.

Why, he had none.

1 Clo.

What, art a heathen? How dost thou understand the Scripture? The Scripture says, Adam digged: could he dig without arms9 note? I'll put another question

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to thee: if thou answerest me not to the purpose, confess thyself—

2 Clo.

Go to.

1 Clo.

What is he, that builds stronger than either the mason, the shipwright, or the carpenter?

2 Clo.

The gallows-maker; for that frame1 note outlives a thousand tenants.

1 Clo.

I like thy wit well, in good faith: the gallows does well; but how does it well? it does well to those that do ill: now, thou dost ill to say the gallows is built stronger than the church: argal, the gallows may do well to thee. To't again; come.

2 Clo.

Who builds stronger than a mason, a shipwright, or a carpenter?

1 Clo.

Ay, tell me that, and unyoke.

2 Clo.

Marry, now I can tell.

1 Clo.

To't.

2 Clo.

Mass, I cannot tell.

Enter Hamlet and Horatio, at a distance.

1 Clo.

Cudgel thy brains no more about it, for your dull ass will not mend his pace with beating; and, when you are asked this question next, say, a grave-maker: the houses that he makes, last till doomsday. Go, get thee to Yaughan2 note; fetch me a stoop of liquor.

[Exit 2 Clown.
1 Clown digs, and sings.
In youth, when I did love, did love3 note



,
  Methought it was very sweet,

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To contract, O! the time, for, ah! my behove4 note,
  O methought, there was nothing meet.

Ham.

Has this fellow no feeling of his business, that he sings at grave-making?

Hor.

Custom hath made it in him a property of easiness.

Ham.

'Tis e'en so: the hand of little employment hath the daintier sense.


1 Clo.
But age, with his stealing steps,
  Hath claw'd me in his clutch5 note,
And hath shipped me intill the land,
  As if I had never been such.
[Throws up a scull.

Ham.

That scull had a tongue in it, and could sing once: how the knave jowls it to the ground, as if it were Cain's jaw-bone, that did the first murder! This might be the pate of a politician, which this ass now o'er-reaches6 note, one that would circumvent God, might it not?

Hor.

It might, my lord.

Ham.

Or of a courtier, which could say, “Good-morrow, sweet lord! How dost thou, good lord?” This might be my lord such-a-one, that praised my

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lord such-a-one's horse, when he meant to beg it, might it not?

Hor.

Ay, my lord.

Ham.

Why, e'en so, and now my lady Worn's; chapless, and knocked about the mazzard with a sextion's spade. Here's fine revolution, an we had the trick to see't. Did these bones cost no more the breeding, but to play at loggats with them7 note? mine ache to think on't.


1 Clo.
A pick-axe, and a spade, a spade, [Sings.
  For—and a shrouding sheet:
O! a pit of clay for to be made
  For such a guest is meet.
[Throws up another scull.

Ham.

There's another: why may not that be the scull of a lawyer? Where be his quiddits now, his quillets, his cases, his tenures, and his tricks? why does he suffer this rude knave8 note now to knock him about the sconce with a dirty shovel, and will not tell him of his action of battery? Humph! This fellow might be in's time a great buyer of land, with his statutes, his recognizances, his fines, his double vouchers, his recoveries: is this the fine of his fines, and the recovery of his recoveries, to have his fine pate full of fine dirt? will his vouchers vouch him no more of his purchases, and double ones too9 note, than the length and breadth of a pair of indentures? The very conveyances of his lands

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will hardly lie in this box, and must the inheritor himself have no more? ha?

Hor.

Not a jot more, my lord.

Ham.

Is not parchment made of sheep-skins?

Hor.

Ay, my lord, and of calf-skins too.

Ham.

They are sheep, and calves, which seek out assurance in that. I will speak to this fellow.—Whose grave's this, sir?

1 Clo.

Mine, sir.—



O, a pit of clay for to be made [Sings.
  For such a guest is meet.

Ham.

I think it be thine, indeed; for thou liest in't.

1 Clo.

You lie out on't, sir, and therefore it is not yours: for my part, I do not lie in't, and yet it is mine.

Ham.

Thou dost lie in't, to be in't, and say it is thine: 'tis for the dead, not for the quick; therefore, thou liest.

1 Clo.

'Tis a quick lie, sir; 'twill away again, from me to you.

Ham.

What man dost thou dig it for?

1 Clo.

For no man, sir.

Ham.

What woman, then?

1 Clo.

For none, neither.

Ham.

Who is to be buried in't?

1 Clo.

One, that was a woman, sir; but, rest her soul, she's dead.

Ham.

How absolute the knave is! we must speak by the card, or equivocation will undo us. By the lord, Horatio, these three years I have taken note of it; the age is grown so picked, that the toe of the peasant comes so near the heel of the courtier1 note, he galls his kibe.—How long hast thou been a grave-maker?

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1 Clo.

Of all the days i' the year, I came to't that day that our last king Hamlet overcame Fortinbras.

Ham.

How long is that since?

1 Clo.

Cannot you tell that? every fool can tell that. It was the very day that young Hamlet was born; he that is mad, and sent into England.

Ham.

Ay, marry; why was he sent into England?

1 Clo.

Why, because he was mad: he shall recover his wits there; or, if he do not, 'tis no great matter there.

Ham.

Why?

1 Clo.

'Twill not be seen in him there; there, the men are as mad as he.

Ham.

How came he mad?

1 Clo.

Very strangely, they say.

Ham.

How strangely?

1 Clo.

'Faith, e'en with losing his wits.

Ham.

Upon what ground?

1 Clo.

Why, here in Denmark: I have been sexton here2 note, man, and boy, thirty years.

Ham.

How long will a man lie i'the earth ere he rot?

1 Clo.

'Faith, if he be not rotten before he die, (as we have many pocky corses now-a-days3 note, that will scarce hold the laying in) he will last you some eight year, or nine year: a tanner will last you nine year.

Ham.

Why he more than another?

1 Clo.

Why, sir, his hide is so tanned with his trade, that he will keep out water a great while, and your water is a sore decayer of your whoreson dead body. Here's a scull now; this scull hath lain you i'the earth three-and-twenty years.

Ham.

Whose was it?

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1 Clo.

A whoreson mad fellow's it was: whose do you think it was?

Ham.

Nay, I know not.

1 Clo.

A pestilence on him for a mad rogue! a' poured a flagon of Rhenish on my head once. This same scull, sir, this same scull, sir, was Yorick's scull, the king's jester.

Ham.

This?

[Takes the Scull.

1 Clo.

E'en that.

Ham.

Let me see4 note. Alas, poor Yorick!—I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is5 note! my gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips, that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one now, to mock your own grinning6 note? quite chap-fallen? Now, get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must come; make her laugh at that.—Pr'ythee, Horatio, tell me one thing.

Hor.

What's that, my lord?

Ham.

Dost thou think, Alexander looked o'this fashion i'the earth?

Hor.

E'en so.

Ham.

And smelt so? pah!

[Puts down the Scull.

Hor.

E'en so, my lord.

Ham.

To what base uses we may return, Horatio! Why may not imagination trace the noble dust of Alexander, till he find it stopping a bung-hole?

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Hor.

'Twere to consider too curiously, to consider so.

Ham.

No, faith, not a jot; but to follow him thither with modesty enough, and likelihood to lead it: as thus7 note; Alexander died, Alexander was buried, Alexander returneth into dust; the dust is earth; of earth we make loam, and why of that loam, whereto he was converted, might they not stop a beer-barrel?


  Imperial Cæsar8 note, dead, and turn'd to clay, 11Q1039
  Might stop a hole to keep the wind away:
  O that that earth, which kept the world in awe,
  Should patch a wall t' expel the winter's flaw9 note!
But soft! but soft! aside:—here comes the king, Enter Priests, &c. in Procession; the Corpse of Ophelia, Laertes and Mourners following; King, Queen, their Trains, &c.
The queen, the courtiers. Who is that they follow,
And with such maimed rites? This doth betoken,
The corse they follow did with desperate hand
Fordo its own life: 'twas of some estate10 note.
Couch we a while, and mark. [Retiring with Horatio.

Laer.
What ceremony else?

Ham.
That is Laertes,
A very noble youth: mark.

Laer.
What ceremony else?

1 Priest1 note.
Her obsequies have been as far enlarg'd
As we have warranty: her death was doubtful;

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And but that great command o'ersways the order,
She should in ground unsanctified have lodg'd,
Till the last trumpet; for charitable prayers,
Shards2 note, flints, and pebbles, should be thrown on her;
Yet here she is allow'd her virgin crants3 note,
Her maiden strewments, and the bringing home
Of bell and burial.

Laer.
Must there no more be done?

1 Priest.
No more be done.
We should profane the service of the dead,
To sing a requiem4 note, and such rest to her
As to peace-parted souls.

Laer.
Lay her i'the earth;
And from her fair and unpolluted flesh,
May violets spring!—I tell thee, churlish priest,
A ministering angel shall my sister be,
When thou liest howling.

Ham.
What! the fair Ophelia?

Queen.
Sweets to the sweet: farewell. [Scattering flowers.
I hop'd thou should'st have been my Hamlet's wife:
I thought thy bride-bed to have deck'd, sweet maid,
And not to have strew'd thy grave.

Laer.
O! treble woe5 note
Fall ten times treble on that cursed head,
Whose wicked deed thy most ingenious sense
Depriv'd thee of!—Hold off the earth awhile,
Till I have caught her once more in mine arms. [Leaping into the Grave.

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Now pile your dust upon the quick and dead,
Till of this flat a mountain you have made,
To o'er-top old Pelion, or the skyish head
Of blue Olympus.

Ham. [Advancing.]
What is he, whose grief
Bears such an emphasis? whose phrase of sorrow
Conjures the wandering stars, and makes them stand,
Like wonder-wounded hearers? this is I,
Hamlet the Dane.
[Leaping into the Grave.

Laer.
The devil take thy soul!
[Grappling with him.

Ham.
Thou pray'st not well.
I pr'ythee, take thy fingers from my throat;
For though I am not6 note splenetive and rash,
Yet have I in me something dangerous,
Which let thy wisdom fear. Hold off thy hand7 note.

King.
Pluck them asunder.

Queen.
Hamlet! Hamlet!

All.
Gentlemen8 note,—

Hor.
Good my lord, be quiet.
[The Attendants part them, and they come out of the Grave.

Ham.
Why, I will fight with him upon this theme,
Until my eyelids will no longer wag.

Queen.
O my son! what theme?

Ham.
I lov'd Ophelia: forty thousand brothers
Could not, with all their quantity of love,
Make up my sum.—What wilt thou do for her?

King.
O! he is mad, Laertes.

Queen.
For love of God, forbear him.

Ham.
'Swounds9 note! show me what thou'lt do:

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Woul't weep? woul't fight? woul't fast? woul't tear thyself?
Woul't drink up Esill1 note? eat a crocodile?
I'll do't.—Dost thou come here to whine? 11Q1040
To outface me with leaping in her grave?
Be buried quick with her, and so will I:
And, if thou prate of mountains, let them throw
Millions of acres on us; till our ground,
Singeing his pate against the burning zone,
Make Ossa like a wart! Nay, an thou'lt mouth,
I'll rant as well as thou.

Queen.
This is mere madness2 note:
And thus a while the fit will work on him;
Anon, as patient as the female dove,
When that her golden couplets are disclos'd3 note,
His silence will sit drooping.

Ham.
Hear you, sir:
What is the reason that you use me thus?
I lov'd you ever: but it is no matter;
Let Hercules himself do what he may,
The cat will mew, and dog will have his day.
[Exit.

King.
I pray you, good Horatio, wait upon him.— [Exit Horatio. [To Laertes.]
Strengthen your patience in our last night's speech;
We'll put the matter to the present push.—
Good Gertrude, set some watch over your son.—
This grave shall have a living monument:

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An hour of quiet thereby shall we see4 note;
Till then, in patience our proceeding be. [Exeunt. SCENE II. 11Q1041 A Hall in the Castle. Enter Hamlet and Horatio.

Ham.
So much for this, sir: now shall you see the other5 note.—
You do remember all the circumstance.

Hor.
Remember it, my lord!

Ham.
Sir, in my heart there was a kind of fighting,
That would not let me sleep: methought, I lay
Worse than the mutines in the bilboes6 note. Rashly,—
And prais'd be rashness for it,—let us know,
Our indiscretion sometimes serves us well,
When our deep plots do pall; and that should teach us7 note,
There's a divinity that shapes our ends,
Rough-hew them how we will.

Hor.
That is most certain.

Ham.
Up from my cabin,
My sea-gown scarf'd about me, in the dark

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Grop'd I to find out them; had my desire;
Finger'd their packet; and, in fine, withdrew
To mine own room again: making so bold,
My fears forgetting manners, to unfold8 note
Their grand commission; where I found, Horatio,
O royal knavery9 note! an exact command,—
Larded with many several sorts of reasons,
Importing Denmark's health, and England's too,
With, ho! such bugs and goblins in my life,—
That on the supervise, no leisure bated,
No, not to stay the grinding of the axe,
My head should be struck off.

Hor.
Is't possible?

Ham.
Here's the commission: read it at more leisure.
But wilt thou hear me10 note how I did proceed?

Hor.
I beseech you.

Ham.
Being thus benetted round with villains,—
Ere I could make a prologue to my brains,
They had begun the play,—I sat me down,
Devis'd a new commission; wrote it fair.
I once did hold it, as our statists do,
A baseness to write fair, and labour'd much
How to forget that learning; but, sir, now
It did me yeoman's service. Wilt thou know
The effect of what I wrote?

Hor.
Ay, good my lord.

Ham.
An earnest conjuration from the king,—
As England was his faithful tributary,
As love between them like the palm might flourish,
As peace should still her wheaten garland wear,
And stand a comma 'tween their amities1 note,

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And many such like as's of great charge2 note,—
That on the view and know of these contents,
Without debatement farther, more or less,
He should the bearers put to sudden death,
Not shriving-time allow'd.

Hor.
How was this seal'd?

Ham.
Why, even in that was heaven ordinant3 note.
I had my father's signet in my purse,
Which was the model of that Danish seal;
Folded the writ up in form of the other;
Subscrib'd it; gave't th' impression; plac'd it safely,
The changeling never known. Now, the next day
Was our sea-fight, and what to this was sequent
Thou know'st already.

Hor.
So Guildenstern and Rosencrantz go to't.

Ham.
Why, man, they did make love to this employment4 note:
They are not near my conscience; their defeat
Does by their own insinuation grow.
'Tis dangerous, when the baser nature comes
Between the pass and fell incensed points
Of mighty opposites.

Hor.
Why, what a king is this!

Ham.
Does it not, think thee, stand me now upon—
He that hath kill'd my king, and whor'd my mother;
Popp'd in between th' election and my hopes;
Thrown out his angle for my proper life,
And with such cozenage—is't not perfect conscience,

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To quit him with this arm5 note? and is't not to be damn'd,
To let this canker of our nature come
In farther evil?

Hor.
It must be shortly known to him from England,
What is the issue of the business there.

Ham.
It will be short: the interim is mine;
And a man's life no more than to say, one.
But I am very sorry, good Horatio,
That to Laertes I forgot myself,
For by the image of my cause I see
The portraiture of his: I'll count his favours6 note:
But, sure, the bravery of his grief did put me
Into a towering passion.

Hor.
Peace! who comes here?
Enter Osrick7 note.

Osr.

Your lordship is right welcome back to Denmark.

Ham.

I humbly thank you, sir.—Dost know this water-fly?

Hor.

No, my good lord.

Ham.

Thy state is the more gracious, for 'tis a vice to know him. He hath much land, and fertile: let a beast be lord of beasts, and his crib shall stand at the king's mess: 'tis a chough; but, as I say8 note, spacious in the possession of dirt.

Osr.

Sweet lord, if your lordship were at leisure, 11Q1042 should impart a thing to you from his majesty.

Ham.

I will receive it, sir, with all diligence of spirit. Your bonnet to his right use; 'tis for the head.

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Osr.

I thank your lordship, 'tis very hot.

Ham.

No, believe me, 'tis very cold: the wind is northerly.

Osr.

It is indifferent cold, my lord, indeed.

Ham.

But yet, methinks, it is very sultry, and hot for my complexion9 note.

Osr.

Exceedingly, my lord; it is very sultry,—as 'twere,—I cannot tell how.—But my lord, his majesty bade me signify to you, that he has laid a great wager on your head. Sir, this is the matter,—

Ham.

I beseech you, remember—

[Hamlet moves him to put on his Hat.

Osr.

Nay, in good faith; for mine ease, in good faith. Sir, here is newly come to court1 note, Laertes; believe me, an absolute gentleman, full of most excellent differences, of very soft society, and great showing: indeed, to speak feelingly of him2 note, he is the card or calendar of gentry, for you shall find in him the continent of what part a gentleman would see.

Ham.

Sir, his definement suffers no perdition in you; though, I know, to divide him inventorially, would dizzy3 note the arithmetic of memory; and yet but raw neither, in respect of his quick sail. But, in the verity of extolment, I take him to be a soul of great article; and his infusion of such dearth and rareness, as, to make true diction of him, his semblable is his mirror; and who else would trace him, his umbrage, nothing more.

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Osr.

Your lordship speaks most infallibly of him.

Ham.

The concernancy, sir? why do we wrap the gentleman in our more rawer breath?

Osr.

Sir?

Hor.

Is't not possible to understand in another tongue4 note? You will do't, sir, really.

Ham.

What imports the nomination of this gentleman?

Osr.

Of Laertes?

Hor.

His purse is empty already; all his golden words are spent.

Ham.

Of him, sir.

Osr.

I know, you are not ignorant—

Ham.

I would, you did, sir; yet, in faith, if you did, it would not much approve me.—Well, sir.

Osr.

You are not ignorant of what excellence Laertes is—

Ham.

I dare not confess that, lest I should compare with him in excellence; but to know a man well were to know himself.

Osr.

I mean, sir, for his weapon; but in the imputation laid on him by them, in his meed he's unfellowed5 note.

Ham.

What's his weapon?

Osr.

Rapier and dagger.

Ham.

That's two of his weapons: but, well.

Osr.

The king, sir, hath wagered with him six Barbary horses: against the which he has imponed6 note, as I take it, six French rapiers and poniards, with their

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assigns, as girdle, hangers, and so. Three of the carriages, in faith, are very dear to fancy, very responsive to the hilts, most delicate carriages, and of very liberal conceit.

Ham.

What call you the carriages?

Hor.

I knew, you must be edified by the margin, ere you had done7 note.

Osr.

The carriages, sir, are the hangers.

Ham.

The phrase would be more german to the matter, if we could carry a cannon by our sides: I would, it might be hangers till then. But, on: six Barbary horses against six French swords, their assigns, and three liberal-conceited carriages; that's the French bet against the Danish. Why is this imponed, as you call it8 note?

Osr.

The king, sir, hath laid, sir, that in a dozen passes between yourself and him, he shall not exceed you three hits: he hath laid, on twelve for nine; and that would come to immediate trial, if your lordship would vouchsafe the answer.

Ham.

How, if I answer, no?

Osr.

I mean, my lord, the opposition of your person in trial.

Ham.

Sir, I will walk here in the hall: if it please his majesty, it is the breathing time of day with me, let the foils be brought, the gentleman willing, and the king hold his purpose, I will win for him, if I can; if not, I will gain nothing but my shame, and the odd hits.

Osr.

Shall I deliver you so9 note?

Ham.

To this effect, sir; after what flourish your nature will.

Osr.

I commend my duty to your lordship.

[Exit.

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Ham.

Yours, yours.—He does well to commend it himself; there are no tongues else for's turn10 note.

Hor.

This lapwing runs away with the shell on his head.

Ham.

He did comply with his dug before he sucked it1 note. Thus has he (and many more of the same breed2 note, that, I know, the drossy age dotes on) only got the tune of the time, and outward habit of encounter, a kind of yesty collection, which carries them through and through the most fond and winnowed opinions3 note; and do but blow them to their trial, the bubbles are out.

Enter a Lord4 note.

Lord.

My lord, his majesty commended him to you by young Osrick, who brings back to him, that you attend him in the hall: he sends to know, if your pleasure hold to play with Laertes, or that you will take longer time.

Ham.

I am constant to my purposes; they follow the king's pleasure: if his fitness speaks, mine is ready; now, or whensoever, provided I be so able as now.

Lord.

The king, and queen, and all are coming down.

Ham.

In happy time.

Lord.

The queen desires you to use some gentle entertainment to Laertes, before you fall to play.

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Ham.

She well instructs me.

[Exit Lord.

Hor.

You will lose this wager5 note, my lord.

Ham.

I do not think so: since he went into France, I have been in continual practice; I shall win at the odds. Thou would'st not think, how ill all's here about my heart; but it is no matter.

Hor.

Nay, good my lord,—

Ham.

It is but foolery; but it is such a kind of gain-giving6 note, as would, perhaps, trouble a woman.

Hor.

If your mind dislike any thing, obey it: I will forestall their repair hither, and say you are not fit.

Ham.

Not a whit, we defy augury: there is a special providence in the fall of a sparrow. If it be now, 'tis not to come; if it be not to come, it will be now; if it be not now, yet it will come: the readiness is all. Since no man, of aught he leaves, knows, what is't to leave betimes? Let be7 note.

Enter King, Queen, Laertes, Lords, Osrick, and Attendants with Foils, &c.

King.
Come, Hamlet, come, and take this hand from me.
[The King puts the Hand of Laertes into that of Hamlet.

Ham.
Give me your pardon, sir: I've done you wrong;
But pardon't, as you are a gentleman.
This presence knows,
And you must needs have heard, how I am punish'd
With sore distraction. What I have done,

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That might your nature, honour, and exception,
Roughly awake, I here proclaim was madness.
Was't Hamlet wrong'd Laertes? Never, Hamlet:
If Hamlet from himself be ta'en away,
And when he's not himself does wrong Laertes,
Then Hamlet does it not; Hamlet denies it.
Who does it then? His madness. If't be so,
Hamlet is of the faction that is wrong'd;
His madness is poor Hamlet's enemy.
Sir, in this audience8 note,
Let my disclaiming from a purpos'd evil
Free me so far in your most generous thoughts,
That I have shot mine arrow o'er the house,
And hurt my brother9 note.

Laer.
I am satisfied in nature,
Whose motive, in this case, should stir me most
To my revenge: but in my terms of honour,
I stand aloof, and will no reconcilement,
Till by some elder masters, of known honour,
I have a voice and precedent of peace,
To keep my name ungor'd. But till that time,
I do receive your offer'd love like love,
And will not wrong it.

Ham.
I embrace it freely;
And will this brother's wager frankly play.—
Give us the foils; come on1 note.

Laer.
Come; one for me.

Ham.
I'll be your foil, Laertes: in mine ignorance
Your skill shall, like a star i'the darkest night,
Stick fiery off indeed.

Laer.
You mock me, sir.

Ham.
No, by this hand.

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King.
Give them the foils, young Osrick.—Cousin Hamlet,
You know the wager?

Ham.
Very well, my lord;
Your grace hath laid the odds o'the weaker side.

King.
I do not fear it: I have seen you both;
But since he is better'd, we have therefore odds.

Laer.
This is too heavy; let me see another.

Ham.
This likes me well. These foils have all a length?
[They prepare to play.

Osr.
Ay, my good lord.

King.
Set me the stoops of wine upon that table.—
If Hamlet give the first or second hit,
Or quit in answer of the third exchange,
Let all the battlements their ordnance fire;
The king shall drink to Hamlet's better breath:
And in the cup an union shall he throw2 note,
Richer than that which four successive kings
In Denmark's crown have worn. Give me the cups;
And let the kettle to the trumpet speak,
The trumpet to the cannoneer without,
The cannons to the heavens, the heavens to earth,
“Now the king drinks to Hamlet!”—Come, begin;—
And you, the judges, bear a wary eye.

Ham.
Come on, sir.

Laer.
Come, my lord.
[They play.

Ham.
One.

Laer.
No.

Ham.
Judgment.

Osr.
A hit, a very palpable hit.

Laer.
Well:—again.

King.
Stay; give me drink. Hamlet, this pearl is thine;

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Here's to thy health.—Give him the cup. [Trumpets sound; and Cannon shot off within.

Ham.
I'll play this bout first; set it by awhile3 note.
Come.—Another hit; what say you?
[They play.

Laer.
A touch; a touch, I do confess.

King.
Our son shall win.

Queen.
He's fat, and scant of breath4 note

.—
Here, Hamlet, take my napkin, rub thy brows 11Q10435 note:
The queen carouses to thy fortune, Hamlet.

Ham.
Good madam,—

King.
Gertrude, do not drink.

Queen.
I will, my lord: I pray you, pardon me.

King.
It is the poison'd cup! it is too late.
[Aside.

Ham.
I dare not drink yet, madam; by and by.

Queen.
Come, let me wipe thy face.

Laer.
My lord, I'll hit him now.

King.
I do not think it.

Laer.
And yet it is almost against my conscience.
[Aside.

Ham.
Come, for the third, Laertes. You but dally:
I pray you, pass with your best violence.
I am afeard, you make a wanton of me6 note.

Laer.
Say you so? come on.
[They play.

Osr.
Nothing, neither way.

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Laer.
Have at you now.
[Laertes wounds Hamlet; then, in scuffling they change Rapiers, and Hamlet wounds Laertes.

King.
Part them! they are incens'd.

Ham.
Nay, come again.
[The Queen falls.

Osr.
Look to the queen there, ho!

Hor.
They bleed on both sides.—How is it, my lord?

Osr.
How is't, Laertes?

Laer.
Why, as a woodcock to mine own springe, Osrick7 note;
I am justly kill'd with mine own treachery.

Ham.
How does the queen?

King.
She swoons to see them bleed.

Queen.
No, no, the drink, the drink,—O my dear Hamlet!—
The drink, the drink: I am poison'd.
[Dies.

Ham.
O villainy!—How? let the door be lock'd:
Treachery! seek it out.
[Laertes falls.

Laer.
It is here, Hamlet. Hamlet, thou art slain;
No medicine in the world can do thee good:
In thee there is not half an hour of life8 note;
The treacherous instrument is in thy hand,
Unbated, and envenom'd. The foul practice
Hath turn'd itself on me: lo! here I lie,
Never to rise again. Thy mother's poison'd;
I can no more. The king, the king's to blame.

Ham.
The point
Envenom'd too!—Then, venom, to thy work.
[Stabs the King.

All.
Treason! treason!

King.
O! yet defend me, friends; I am but hurt.

Ham.
Here, thou incestuous, murderous, damned Dane,
Drink off this potion:—is thy union here?

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Follow my mother. [King dies.

Laer.
He is justly serv'd;
It is a poison temper'd by himself.—
Exchange forgiveness with me, noble Hamlet:
Mine and my father's death come not upon thee;
Nor thine on me!
[Dies.

Ham.
Heaven make thee free of it! I follow thee.
I am dead, Horatio.—Wretched queen, adieu!—
You that look pale and tremble at this chance,
That are but mutes or audience to this act,
Had I but time, (as this fell sergeant, death,
Is strict in his arrest) O! I could tell you,—
But let it be.—Horatio, I am dead;
Thou liv'st: report me and my cause aright9 note
To the unsatisfied.

Hor.
Never believe it:
I am more an antique Roman than a Dane:
Here's yet some liquor left.

Ham.
As thou'rt a man,
Give me the cup: let go; by heaven I'll have it.—
O God!—Horatio1 note, what a wounded name,
Things standing thus unknown, shall live behind me?
If thou didst ever hold me in thy heart,
Absent thee from felicity awhile,
And in this harsh world draw thy breath in pain,
To tell my story.— [March afar off, and Shot within2 note.
What warlike noise is this?

Osr.
Young Fortinbras, with conquest come from Poland,
To the ambassadors of England gives
This warlike volley.

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Ham.
O! I die, Horatio;
The potent poison quite o'er-crows my spirit3 note:
I cannot live to hear the news from England;
But I do prophesy the election lights
On Fortinbras: he has my dying voice;
So tell him, with the occurrents, more and less,
Which have solicited—The rest is silence4 note.
[Dies.

Hor.
Now cracks a noble heart.—Good night, sweet prince;
And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest! 11Q1044
Why does the drum come hither?
[March within. Enter Fortinbras, the English Ambassadors, and Others.

Fort.
Where is this sight?

Hor.
What is it ye would see?
If aught of woe, or wonder, cease your search.

Fort.
This quarry cries on havock.—O proud death!
What feast is toward in thine eternal cell,
That thou so many princes at a shot
So bloodily hast struck?

1 Amb.
The sight is dismal,
And our affairs from England come too late:
The ears are senseless that should give us hearing,
To tell him his commandment is fulfill'd,
That Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead.
Where should we have our thanks?

Hor.
Not from his mouth,
Had it th' ability of life to thank you:
He never gave commandment for their death.
But since, so jump upon this bloody question,
You from the Polack wars, and you from England,
Are here arriv'd, give order that these bodies

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High on a stage be placed to the view;
And let me speak to the yet unknowing world,
How these things came about: so shall you hear
Of carnal, bloody, and unnatural acts,
Of accidental judgments, casual slaughters,
Of deaths put on by cunning, and forc'd cause5 note,
And, in this upshot, purposes mistook
Fall'n on the inventors' heads: all this can I
Truly deliver.

Fort.
Let us haste to hear it,
And call the noblest to the audience.
For me, with sorrow I embrace my fortune:
I have some rights of memory in this kingdom,
Which now to claim my vantage doth invite me. 11Q1045

Hor.
Of that I shall have also cause to speak,
And from his mouth whose voice will draw on more6 note:
But let this same be presently perform'd,
Even while men's minds are wild, lest more mischance,
On plots and errors, happen.

Fort.
Let four captains
Bear Hamlet, like a soldier, to the stage;
For he was likely, had he been put on,
To have prov'd most royally: and for his passage,
The soldiers' music, and the rites of war,
Speak loudly for him.—
Take up the body.—Such a sight as this
Becomes the field, but here shows much amiss.
Go, bid the soldiers shoot.
[A dead March. [Exeunt, marching; after which, a Peal of Ordnance is shot off.

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J. Payne Collier [1842–1844], The works of William Shakespeare. The text formed from an entirely new collation of the old editions: with the various readings, notes, a life of the poet, and a history of the Early English stage. By J. Payne Collier, Esq. F.S.A. In eight volumes (Whittaker & Co. [etc.], London) [word count] [S10101].
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