Q. Mar.
Believe me, lords, for flying at the brook,

I saw not better sport these seven years' day:
Yet, by your leave, the wind was very high,
And, ten to one, old Joan had not gone out.

K. Hen.
But what a point, my lord, your falcon made,
And what a pitch she flew above the rest.
To see how God in all his creatures works!
Yea, man and birds, are fain of climbing high.

Suf.
No marvel, an it like your majesty,
My lord protector's hawks do tower so well:
They know their master loves to be aloft,
And bears his thoughts above his falcon's pitch.

Glo.
My lord, 'tis but a base ignoble mind,
That mounts no higher than a bird can soar.

Car.
I thought as much: he'd be above the clouds.

Glo.
Ay, my lord cardinal; how think you by that?
Were it not good your grace could fly to heaven?

K. Hen.
The treasury of everlasting joy!

Car.
Thy heaven is on earth; thine eyes and thoughts
Beat on a crown, the treasure of thy heart:
Pernicious protector, dangerous peer,
That smooth'st it so with king and commonweal!

Glo.
What, cardinal, is your priesthood grown peremptory?
Tantæne animis cœlestibus iræ?
Churchmen so hot? good uncle, hide such malice;
With such holiness can you do it. 11Q0723

Suf.
No malice, sir; no more than well becomes
So good a quarrel, and so bad a peer.

Glo.
As who, my lord?

Suf.
Why, as you, my lord;
An't like your lordly lord-protectorship.

Glo.
Why, Suffolk, England knows thine insolence.

Q. Mar.
And thy ambition, Gloster.

K. Hen.
I pr'ythee, peace,
Good queen; and whet not on these furious peers,
For blessed are the peacemakers on earth.

Car.
Let me be blessed for the peace I make
Against this proud protector with my sword.

Glo.
'Faith, holy uncle, would 'twere come to that! [Aside to the Cardinal.

Car.
Marry, when thou dar'st. [Aside.

Glo.
Make up no factious numbers for the matter;
In thine own person answer thy abuse. [Aside.

Car.
Ay, where thou dar'st not peep: an if thou dar'st,
This evening on the east side of the grove. [Aside.

K. Hen.
How now, my lords!

Car.
Believe me, cousin Gloster,
Had not your man put up the fowl so suddenly,
We had had more sport.—Come with thy two-hand sword. [Aside to Glo.

Glo.
True, uncle.

Car.
Are you advis'd?—the east side of the grove.

Glo.
Cardinal, I am with you^{5 note}. [Aside.

K. Hen.
Why, how now, uncle Gloster!

Glo.
Talking of hawking; nothing else, my lord.—
Now, by God's mother, priest, I'll shave your crown
For this, or all my fence shall fail. [Aside.

Car.
Medice teipsum:
Protector, see to't well, protect yourself. [Aside.

K. Hen.
The winds grow high; so do your stomachs, lords.
How irksome is this music to my heart!
When such strings jar, what hope of harmony?
I pray, my lords, let me compound this strife.

Enter one, crying, “A Miracle^{6 note}!”

Glo.
What means this noise?
Fellow, what miracle dost thou proclaim?

One.
A miracle! a miracle!

Suf.
Come to the king, and tell him what miracle.

One.
Forsooth, a blind man at Saint Alban's shrine,
Within this half hour hath receiv'd his sight;
A man that ne'er saw in his life before.

K. Hen.
Now, God be prais'd, that to believing souls
Gives light in darkness, comfort in despair! Enter the Mayor of Saint Albans, and his Brethren^{7 note}; and Simpcox, borne between two persons in a Chair; his Wife and a great Multitude following.

Car.
Here come the townsmen on procession,
To present your highness with the man.

K. Hen.
Great is his comfort in this earthly vale,
Although by his sight his sin be multiplied.

Glo.
Stand by, my masters; bring him near the king:
His highness' pleasure is to talk with him.

K. Hen.
Good fellow, tell us here the circumstance,
That we for thee may glorify the Lord.
What! hast thou been long blind, and now restor'd?

Simp.
Born blind, an't please your grace.

Wife.
Ay, indeed, was he.

Suf.
What woman is this?

Wife.
His wife, an't like your worship.

Glo.
Hadst thou been his mother, thou could'st have better told.

K. Hen.
Where wert thou born?

Simp.
At Berwick in the north, an't like your grace.

K. Hen.
Poor soul! God's goodness hath been great to thee:
Let never day nor night unhallow'd pass,
But still remember what the Lord hath done.

Q. Mar.
Tell me, good fellow, cam'st thou here by chance,
Or of devotion, to this holy shrine?

Simp.
God knows, of pure devotion; being call'd
A hundred times, and oft'ner, in my sleep,
By good Saint Alban; who said,—“Simpcox, come^{8 note};
Come, offer at my shrine, and I will help thee.”

Wife.
Most true, forsooth; and many time and oft
Myself have heard a voice to call him so.

Car.
What! art thou lame?

Simp.
Ay, God Almighty help me!

Suf.
How cam'st thou so?

Simp.
A fall off of a tree.

Wife.
A plum-tree, master.

Glo.
How long hast thou been blind?

Simp.
O! born so, master.

Glo.
What! and would'st climb a tree?

Simp.
But that in all my life, when I was a youth.

Wife.
Too true; and bought his climbing very dear.

Glo.
'Mass, thou lov'dst plums well, that would'st venture so.

Simp.
Alas, good master, my wife desir'd some damsons,
And made me climb with danger of my life.

Glo.
A subtle knave; but yet it shall not serve.—
Let me see thine eyes:—wink now;—now open them.—
In my opinion yet thou seest not well.

Simp.
Yes, master, clear as day; I thank God, and Saint Alban.

Glo.
Say'st thou me so? What colour is this cloak of?

Simp.
Red, master; red as blood.

Glo.
Why, that's well said. What colour is my gown of?

Simp.
Black, forsooth; coal-black as jet.

K. Hen.
Why then, thou know'st what colour jet is of?

Suf.
And yet, I think, jet did he never see.

Glo.
But cloaks, and gowns, before this day a many.

Wife.
Never, before this day, in all his life.

Glo.
Tell me, sirrah, what's my name?

Simp.
Alas! master, I know not.

Glo.
What's his name?

Simp.
I know not.

Glo.
Nor his?

Simp.
No, indeed, master.

Glo.
What's thine own name?

Simp.
Saunder Simpcox, an if it please you, master.

Glo.
Then, Saunder, sit there, the lyingest knave
In Christendom. If thou hadst been born blind,
Thou might'st as well have known all our names, as thus
To name the several colours we do wear.
Sight may distinguish of colours; but suddenly
To nominate them all, it is impossible.—
My lords, Saint Alban here hath done a miracle;
And would ye not think that cunning to be great^{9 note},
That could restore this cripple to his legs again?

Simp.

O, master, that you could!

Glo.

My masters of Saint Albans, have you not beadles in your town, and things called whips?

May.

Yes, my lord, if it please your grace.

Glo.

Then send for one presently.

May.

Sirrah, go fetch the beadle hither straight.

Glo.

Now fetch me a stool hither by and by. [A Stool brought out.] Now, sirrah, if you mean to save yourself from whipping, leap me over this stool, and run away.

Simp.

Alas! master, I am not able to stand alone: You go about to torture me in vain.

Glo.

Well, sir, we must have you find your legs. Sirrah beadle, whip him till he leap over that same stool.

Bead.

I will, my lord.—Come on, sirrah; off with your doublet quickly.

Simp.

Alas! master, what shall I do? I am not able to stand.

K. Hen.
O God! seest thou this, and bearest so long?

Q. Mar.
It made me laugh to see the villain run.

Glo.
Follow the knave; and take this drab away.

Wife.
Alas! sir, we did it for pure need.

Glo.
Let them be whipp'd through every market town,
Till they come to Berwick, from whence they came. [Exeunt Mayor, Beadle, Wife, &c.

Car.
Duke Humphrey has done a miracle to day.

Suf.
True; made the lame to leap, and fly away.

Glo.
But you have done more miracles than I;
You made in a day, my lord, whole towns to fly. Enter Buckingham.

K. Hen.
What tidings with our cousin Buckingham?

Buck.
Such as my heart doth tremble to unfold.
A sort of naughty persons, lewdly bent^{1 note},
Under the countenance and confederacy
Of lady Eleanor, the protector's wife,
The ringleader and head of all this rout,
Have practis'd dangerously against your state,
Dealing with witches, and with conjurers:
Whom we have apprehended in the fact;
Raising up wicked spirits from under ground,
Demanding of king Henry's life and death,
And other of your highness' privy council,
As more at large your grace shall understand.

Car.
And so, my lord protector, by this means
Your lady is forthcoming^{2 note} yet at London.
This news, I think, hath turn'd your weapon's edge;
'Tis like, my lord, you will not keep your hour.

Glo.
Ambitious churchman, leave to afflict my heart.
Sorrow and grief have vanquish'd all my powers;
And, vanquish'd as I am, I yield to thee,
Or to the meanest groom.

K. Hen.
O God! what mischiefs work the wicked ones;
Heaping confusion on their own heads thereby.

Q. Mar.
Gloster, see here the tainture of thy nest;
And look thyself be faultless, thou wert best.

Glo.
Madam, for myself, to heaven I do appeal,
How I have lov'd my king, and commonweal;
And, for my wife, I know not how it stands.
Sorry I am to hear what I have heard;
Noble she is, but if she have forgot
Honour, and virtue, and convers'd with such
As like to pitch defile nobility,
I banish her, my bed, and company,

And give her, as a prey, to law, and shame,
That hath dishonour'd Gloster's honest name.

K. Hen.
Well, for this night, we will repose us here:
To-morrow, toward London, back again,
To look into this business thoroughly,
And call these foul offenders to their answers;
And poise the cause in justice' equal scales,
Whose beam stands sure, whose rightful cause prevails. [Flourish. Exeunt. SCENE II. London. The Duke of York's Garden. Enter York, Salisbury, and Warwick.

York.
Now, my good lords of Salisbury and Warwick,
Our simple supper ended, give me leave,
In this close walk, to satisfy myself,
In craving your opinion of my title,
Which is infallible, to England's crown.

Sal.
My lord, I long to hear it at full.

War.
Sweet York, begin; and if thy claim be good,
The Nevils are thy subjects to command.

York.
Then thus:—
Edward the third, my lords, had seven sons:
The first, Edward the Black Prince, prince of Wales;
The second, William of Hatfield; and the third,
Lionel, duke of Clarence; next to whom,
Was John of Gaunt, the duke of Lancaster;
The fifth was Edmond Langley, duke of York;
The sixth was Thomas of Woodstock, duke of Gloster;
William of Windsor was the seventh, and last.
Edward, the Black Prince, died before his father,
And left behind him Richard, his only son;
Who, after Edward the third's death, reign'd as king,

Till Henry Bolingbroke, duke of Lancaster,
The eldest son and heir of John of Gaunt,
Crown'd by the name of Henry the fourth,
Seized on the realm; depos'd the rightful king;
Sent his poor queen to France, from whence she came,
And him to Pomfret; where, as all you know,
Harmless Richard was murder'd traitorously.

War.
Father, the duke hath told the truth:
Thus got the house of Lancaster the crown.

York.
Which now they hold by force, and not by right;
For Richard, the first son's heir being dead,
The issue of the next son should have reign'd.

Sal.
But William of Hatfield died without an heir.

York.
The third son, duke of Clarence, from whose line
I claim the crown, had issue—Philippe, a daughter,
Who married Edmond Mortimer, earl of March,
Edmond had issue—Roger, earl of March:
Roger had issue—Edmond, Anne, and Eleanor.

Sal.
This Edmond, in the reign of Bolingbroke,
As I have read, laid claim unto the crown;
And but for Owen Glendower had been king,
Who kept him in captivity, till he died.
But to the rest.

York.
His eldest sister, Anne,
My mother, being heir unto the crown,
Married Richard, earl of Cambridge; who was
To Edmond Langley, Edward the third's fifth son, son^{3 note}.
By her I claim the kingdom: she was heir
To Roger, earl of March; who was the son
Of Edmund Mortimer; who married Philippe,
Sole daughter unto Lionel, duke of Clarence:
So, if the issue of the elder son

Succeed before the younger, I am king.

War.
What plain proceeding is more plain than this?
Henry doth claim the crown from John of Gaunt,
The fourth son; York claims it from the third.
Till Lionel's issue fails, his should not reign:
It fails not yet, but flourishes in thee,
And in thy sons, fair slips of such a stock.—
Then, father Salisbury, kneel we together;
And, in this private plot, be we the first,
That shall salute our rightful sovereign
With honour of his birthright to the crown.

Both.
Long live our sovereign Richard, England's king!

York.
We thank you, lords! But I am not your king,
Till I be crown'd, and that my sword be stain'd
With heart-blood of the house of Lancaster;
And that's not suddenly to be perform'd,
But with advice, and silent secrecy.
Do you, as I do, in these dangerous days,
Wink at the duke of Suffolk's insolence,
At Beaufort's pride, at Somerset's ambition,
At Buckingham, and all the crew of them,
Till they have snar'd the shepherd of the flock,
That virtuous prince, the good duke Humphrey.
'Tis that they seek; and they, in seeking that,
Shall find their deaths, if York can prophesy.

Sal.
My lord, break we off: we know your mind at full.

War.
My heart assures me, that the earl of Warwick
Shall one day make the duke of York a king.

York.
And, Nevil, this I do assure myself,
Richard shall live to make the earl of Warwick
The greatest man in England, but the king. [Exeunt.

SCENE III. The Same. A Hall of Justice. Trumpets sounded. Enter King Henry, Queen Margaret, Gloster, York, Suffolk, and Salisbury; the Duchess of Gloster, Margery Jourdain, Southwell, Hume, and Bolingbroke, under guard.

K. Hen.
Stand forth, dame Eleanor Cobham, Gloster's wife.
In sight of God, and us, your guilt is great:
Receive the sentence of the law, for sins
Such as by God's book are adjudg'd to death.—
You four, from hence to prison back again; [To Jourd., &c.
From thence, unto the place of execution:
The witch in Smithfield shall be burn'd to ashes,
And you three shall be strangled on the gallows.—
You, madam, for you are more nobly born,
Despoiled of your honour in your life,
Shall, after three days' open penance done,
Live in your country here, in banishment,
With sir John Stanley in the Isle of Man.

Duch.
Welcome is banishment; welcome were my death.

Glo.
Eleanor, the law, thou seest, hath judged thee:
I cannot justify whom the law condemns.— [Exeunt the Duchess, and the other Prisoners, guarded.
Mine eyes are full of tears, my heart of grief.
Ah, Humphrey! this dishonour in thine age
Will bring thy head with sorrow to the ground.—
I beseech your majesty, give me leave to go;
Sorrow would solace, and mine age would ease.

K. Hen.
Stay, Humphrey duke of Gloster. Ere thou go,
Give up thy staff: Henry will to himself

Protector be; and God shall be my hope,
My stay, my guide, and lantern to my feet.
And go in peace, Humphrey; no less belov'd,
Than when thou wert protector to thy king.

Q. Mar.
I see no reason why a king of years
Should be to be protected like a child.—
God and king Henry govern England's realm^{4 note}.
Give up you staff, sir, and the king his realm.

Glo.
My staff?—here, noble Henry, is my staff;
As willingly do I the same resign,
As e'er thy father Henry made it mine: 11Q0724
And even as willingly at thy feet I leave it,
As others would ambitiously receive it.
Farewell, good king: when I am dead and gone,
May honourable peace attend thy throne. [Exit.

Q. Mar.
Why, now is Henry king, and Margaret queen;
And Humphrey, duke of Gloster, scarce himself,
That bears so shrew'd a maim: two pulls at once,—
His lady banish'd, and a limb lopp'd off;
This staff of honour raught^{5 note}:—there let it stand,
Where it best fits to be, in Henry's hand.

Suf.
Thus droops this lofty pine, and hangs his sprays;
Thus Eleanor's pride dies in her youngest days.

York.
Lords, let him go^{6 note}.—Please it your majesty,
This is the day appointed for the combat;
And ready are the appellant and defendant,
The armourer and his man, to enter the lists,

So please your highness to behold the fight.

Q. Mar.
Ay, good my lord; for purposely, therefore,
Left I the court to see this quarrel tried.

K. Hen.
O' God's name, see the lists and all things fit:
Here let them end it, and God defend the right!

York.
I never saw a fellow worse bestead,
Or more afraid to fight, than is the appellant,
The servant of this armourer, my lords. Enter, on one side, Horner, and his Neighbours, drinking to him so much that he is drunk; and he enters bearing his staff with a sand-bag fastened to it; a drum before him: at the other side, Peter, with a drum and a similar staff; accompanied by Prentices drinking to him.

1 Neigh.

Here, neighbour Horner, I drink to you in a cup of sack. And fear not, neighbour, you shall do well enough.

2 Neigh.

And here, neighbour, here's a cup of charneco^{7 note}.

3 Neigh.

And here's a pot of good double beer, neighbour: drink, and fear not your man.

Hor.

Let it come, i' faith, and I'll pledge you all; and a fig for Peter!

1 Pren.

Here, Peter, I drink to thee; and be not afraid.

2 Pren.

Be merry, Peter, and fear not thy master: fight for credit of the prentices.

Peter.

I thank you all: drink, and pray for me, I pray you, for, I think, I have taken my last draught in this world.—Here, Robin, an if I die, I give thee my apron; and, Will, thou shalt have my hammer:—and here, Tom, take all the money that I have.—O Lord,

bless me! I pray God, for I am never able to deal with my master, he hath learnt so much fence already.

Sal.

Come, leave your drinking, and fall to blows.— Sirrah, what's thy name?

Peter.

Peter, forsooth.

Sal.

Peter! what more?

Peter.

Thump.

Sal.

Thump! then see thou thump thy master well.

Hor.

Masters, I am come hither, as it were, upon my man's instigation, to prove him a knave, and myself an honest man: and touching the duke of York, I will take my death, I never meant him any ill, nor the king, nor the queen: and therefore, Peter, have at thee with a downright blow^{8 note}.

York.
Despatch: this knave's tongue begins to double.
Sound, trumpets, alarum to the combatants. [Alarum, They fight, and Peter strikes down his Master.

Hor.
Hold, Peter, hold! I confess, I confess treason. [Dies.

York.

Take away his weapon.—Fellow, thank God, and the good wine in thy master's way.

Peter.

O God! have I overcome mine enemies in this presence? O Peter! thou hast prevailed in right.

K. Hen.
Go, take hence that traitor from our sight;
For, by his death, we do perceive his guilt:
And God in justice hath reveal'd to us
The truth and innocence of this poor fellow,
Which he had thought to have murder'd wrongfully.—
Come, fellow; follow us for thy reward. [Exeunt.

SCENE IV. The Same. A Street. Enter Gloster and Servants, in mourning Cloaks.

Glo.
Thus, sometimes hath the brightest day a cloud;
And after summer evermore succeeds
Barren winter, with his wrathful nipping cold:
So, cares and joys abound, as seasons fleet.—
Sirs, what's o'clock?

Serv.
Ten, my lord.

Glo.
Ten is the hour that was appointed me
To watch the coming of my punish'd duchess:
Uneath may she endure^{9 note} the flinty streets,
To tread them with her tender-feeling feet.
Sweet Nell, ill can thy noble mind abrook
The abject people, gazing on thy face
With envious looks, laughing at thy shame^{1 note},
That erst did follow thy proud chariot wheels,
When thou didst ride in triumph through the streets.
But, soft! I think, she comes; and I'll prepare
My tear-stain'd eyes to see her miseries. Enter the Duchess of Gloster, in a white sheet, with verses written upon her back^{2 note}, her feet bare, and a taper burning in her hand; Sir John Stanley, a Sheriff, and Officers.

Serv.
So please your grace, we'll take her from the sheriff.

Glo.
No, stir not, for your lives: let her pass by.

Duch.
Come you, my lord, to see my open shame?
Now thou dost penance too. Look, how they gaze:
See, how the giddy multitude do point,
And nod their heads, and throw their eyes on thee.
Ah, Gloster, hide thee from their hateful looks;
And in thy closet pent up rue my shame,
And ban thine enemies^{3 note}, both mine and thine.

Glo.
Be patient, gentle Nell: forget this grief.

Duch.
Ah, Gloster! teach me to forget myself;
For, whilst I think I am thy married wife,
And thou a prince, protector of this land,
Methinks, I should not thus be led along,
Mail'd up in shame^{4 note}, with papers on my back,
And follow'd with a rabble, that rejoice
To see my tears, and hear my deep-fet groans.
The ruthless flint doth cut my tender feet;
And when I start the envious people laugh,
And bid me be advised how I tread.
Ah, Humphrey! can I bear this shameful yoke?
Trow'st thou, that e'er I'll look upon the world,
Or count them happy that enjoy the sun?
No; dark shall be my light, and night my day:
To think upon my pomp, shall be my hell.
Sometime I'll say I am duke Humphrey's wife,
And he a prince, and ruler of the land;
Yet so he rul'd, and such a prince he was,
As he stood by, whilst I, his forlorn duchess,

Was made a wonder, and a pointing-stock,
To every idle rascal follower.
But be thou mild, and blush not at my shame:
Nor stir at nothing, till the axe of death
Hang over thee, as, sure, it shortly will;
For Suffolk,—he that can do all in all
With her, that hateth thee, and hates us all,—
And York, and impious Beaufort, that false priest,
Have all lim'd bushes to betray thy wings;
And, fly thou how thou canst, they'll tangle thee.
But fear not thou, until thy foot be snar'd,
Nor never seek prevention of thy foes.

Glo.
Ah, Nell! forbear; thou aimest all awry:
I must offend before I be attainted;
And had I twenty times so many foes,
And each of them had twenty times their power,
All these could not procure me any scathe,
So long as I am loyal, true, and crimeless.
Would'st have me rescue thee from this reproach?
Why, yet thy scandal were not wip'd away,
But I in danger for the breach of law.
Thy greatest help is quiet, gentle Nell;
I pray thee, sort thy heart to patience:
These few days' wonder will be quickly worn. Enter a Herald.

Her.

I summon your grace to his majesty's parliament, holden at Bury the first of this next month.

Glo.
And my consent ne'er ask'd herein before?
This is close dealing.—Well, I will be there. [Exit Herald.
My Nell, I take my leave:—and, master sheriff,
Let not her penance exceed the king's commission.

Sher.
An't please your grace, here my commission stays;
And sir John Stanley is appointed now
To take her with him to the isle of Man.

Glo.
Must you, sir John, protect my lady here?

Stan.
So am I given in charge, may't please your grace.

Glo.
Entreat her not the worse^{5 note}, in that I pray
You use her well. The world may laugh again;
And I may live to do you kindness, if
You do it her: and so, sir John, farewell.

Duch.
What! gone, my lord, and bid me not farewell?

Glo.
Witness my tears, I cannot stay to speak. [Exeunt Gloster and Servants.

Duch.
Art thou gone too? All comfort go with thee,
For none abides with me: my joy is—death;
Death, at whose name I oft have been afear'd,
Because I wish'd this world's eternity.—
Stanley, I pr'ythee, go, and take me hence;
I care not whither, for I beg no favour,
Only convey me where thou art commanded.

Stan.
Why, madam, that is to the isle of Man;
There to be us'd according to your state.

Duch.
That's bad enough, for I am but reproach:
And shall I, then, be us'd reproachfully?

Stan.
Like to a duchess, and duke Humphrey's lady:
According to that state you shall be used.

Duch.
Sheriff, farewell, and better than I fare,
Although thou hast been conduct of my shame!

Sher.
It is my office; and, madam, pardon me.

Duch.
Ay, ay, farewell: thy office is discharg'd.—
Come, Stanley, shall we go?

Stan.
Madam, your penance done, throw off this sheet,
And go we to attire you for our journey.

Duch.
My shame will not be shifted with my sheet:

No; it will hang upon my richest robes,
And show itself, attire me how I can.
Go, lead the way: I long to see my prison. [Exeunt.

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