John Falstaff.
K. Hen.
How bloodily the sun begins to peer
Above yond' busky hill10 note: the day looks pale
At his distemperature.
P. Hen.
The southern wind
-- 317 --
Doth play the trumpet to his purposes;
And by his hollow whistling in the leaves
Foretels a tempest, and a blustering day.
K. Hen.
Then, with the losers let it sympathise,
For nothing can seem foul to those that win.—
[Trumpet sounds.
Enter Worcester and Vernon.
How now, my lord of Worcester! 'tis not well,
That you and I should meet upon such terms
As now we meet. You have deceiv'd our trust,
And made us doff our easy robes of peace,
To crush our old limbs in ungentle steel:
This is not well, my lord; this is not well.
What say you to it? will you again unknit
This churlish knot of all-abhorred war,
And move in that obedient orb again,
Where you did give a fair and natural light;
And be no more an exhal'd meteor,
A prodigy of fear, and a portent
Of broached mischief to the unborn times?
Wor.
Hear me, my liege.
For mine own part, I could be well content
To entertain the lag-end of my life
With quiet hours; for, I do protest1 note,
I have not sought the day of this dislike.
K. Hen.
You have not sought it! how comes it then? 11Q0604
Fal.
Rebellion lay in his way, and he found it.
P. Hen.
Peace, chewet, peace2 note!
Wor.
It pleas'd your majesty, to turn your looks
-- 318 --
Of favour, from myself, and all our house;
And yet I must remember you, my lord,
We were the first and dearest of your friends.
For you my staff of office did I break
In Richard's time; and posted day and night
To meet you on the way, and kiss your hand,
When yet you were in place, and in account,
Nothing so strong and fortunate as I.
It was myself, my brother, and his son,
That brought you home, and boldly did outdare
The dangers of the time. You swore to us,
And you did swear that oath at Doncaster,
That you did nothing purpose 'gainst the state,
Nor claim no farther than your new-fall'n right,
The seat of Gaunt, dukedom of Lancaster.
To this we swore our aid; but, in short space,
It rain'd down fortune showering on your head,
And such a flood of greatness fell on you,
What with our help, what with the absent king,
What with the injuries of a wanton time,
The seeming sufferances that you had borne,
And the contrarious winds that held the king
So long in his unlucky Irish wars,
That all in England did repute him dead:
And, from this swarm of fair advantages,
You took occasion to be quickly woo'd
To gripe the general sway into your hand;
Forgot your oath to us at Doncaster,
And, being fed by us, you us'd us so
As that ungentle gull, the cuckoo's bird,
Useth the sparrow, did oppress our nest,
Grew by our feeding to so great a bulk,
That even our love durst not come near your sight,
For fear of swallowing; but with nimble wing
We were enforc'd, for safety sake, to fly
Out of your sight, and raise this present head:
Whereby we stand opposed by such means
-- 319 --
As you yourself have forg'd against yourself,
By unkind usage, dangerous countenance,
And violation of all faith and troth
Sworn to us in your younger enterprize. 11Q0605
K. Hen.
These things, indeed, you have articulate3 note,
Proclaim'd at market-crosses, read in churches,
To face the garment of rebellion
With some fine colour, that may please the eye
Of fickle changelings, and poor discontents,
Which gape, and rub the elbow, at the news
Of hurlyburly innovation:
And never yet did insurrection want
Such water-colours to impaint his cause;
Nor moody beggars, starving for a time
Of pellmell havoc and confusion.
P. Hen.
In both our armies, there is many a soul
Shall pay full dearly for this encounter,
If once they join in trial. Tell your nephew,
The prince of Wales doth join with all the world
In praise of Henry Percy: by my hopes,
This present enterprize set off his head,
I do not think, a braver gentleman,
More active-valiant, or more valiant-young,
More daring, or more bold, is now alive
To grace this latter age with noble deeds.
For my part, I may speak it to my shame,
I have a truant been to chivalry,
And so, I hear, he doth account me too;
Yet this before my father's majesty:
I am content, that he shall take the odds
Of his great name and estimation,
And will, to save the blood on either side,
Try fortune with him in a single fight.
-- 320 --
K. Hen.
And, prince of Wales, so dare we venture thee.
Albeit considerations infinite
Do make against it.—No, good Worcester, no,
We love our people well; even those we love,
That are misled upon your cousin's part;
And, will they take the offer of our grace,
Both he, and they, and you, yea, every man
Shall be my friend again, and I'll be his.
So tell your cousin, and bring me word
What he will do; but if he will not yield,
Rebuke and dread correction wait on us,
And they shall do their office. So, be gone.
We will not now be troubled with reply:
We offer fair, take it advisedly.
[Exeunt Worcester and Vernon.
P. Hen.
It will not be accepted, on my life.
The Douglas and the Hotspur both together
Are confident against the world in arms.
K. Hen.
Hence, therefore, every leader to his charge,
For, on their answer, will we set on them;
And God befriend us, as our cause is just!
[Exeunt King, Blunt, and Prince John.
Fal.
Hal, if thou see me down in the battle, and
bestride me, so; 'tis a point of friendship.
P. Hen.
Nothing but a colossus can do thee that
friendship. Say thy prayers, and farewell.
Fal.
I would it were bed-time, Hal, and all well.
P. Hen.
Why, thou owest God a death.
[Exit.
Fal.
'Tis not due yet: I would be loath to pay him
before his day. What need I be so forward with him
that calls not on me? Well, 'tis no matter; honour
pricks me on. Yea, but how if honour prick me off
when I come on? how then? Can honour set to a
leg? No. Or an arm? No. Or take away the grief
of a wound? No. Honour hath no skill in surgery,
then? No. What is honour? A word. What is in
-- 321 --
that word, honour? What is that honour? Air4 note. A
trim reckoning!—Who hath it? He that died o' Wednesday.
Doth he feel it? No. Doth he hear it? No.
Is it insensible, then? Yea, to the dead. But will it
not live with the living? No. Why? Detraction
will not suffer it:—therefore, I'll none of it: honour is
a mere scutcheon, and so ends my catechism.
[Exit.
SCENE II.
The Rebel Camp.
Enter Worcester and Vernon.
Wor.
O, no! my nephew must not know, sir Richard,
The liberal kind offer of the king.
Ver.
'Twere best, he did.
Wor.
Then are we all undone.
It is not possible, it cannot be,
The king should keep his word in loving us;
He will suspect us still, and find a time
To punish this offence in other faults:
Suspicion all our lives5 note shall be stuck full of eyes;
For treason is but trusted like the fox,
Who, ne'er so tame, so cherish'd, and lock'd up,
Will have a wild trick of his ancestors.
Look how we can, or sad, or merrily,
Interpretation will misquote our looks;
And we shall feed like oxen at a stall,
-- 322 --
The better cherish'd, still the nearer death.
My nephew's trespass may be well forgot,
It hath the excuse of youth, and heat of blood;
And an adopted name of privilege,
A hare-brain'd Hotspur, govern'd by a spleen.
All his offences live upon my head,
And on his father's: we did train him on;
And, his corruption being ta'en from us,
We, as the spring of all, shall pay for all.
Therefore, good cousin, let not Harry know
In any case the offer of the king.
Ver.
Deliver what you will, I'll say, 'tis so.
Here comes your cousin.
Enter Hotspur and Douglas; Officers and Soldiers, behind.
Hot.
My uncle is return'd:—Deliver up
My lord of Westmoreland6 note.—Uncle, what news?
Wor.
The king will bid you battle presently.
Doug.
Defy him by the lord of Westmoreland.
Hot.
Lord Douglas, go you and tell him so.
Doug.
Marry, and shall, and very willingly.
[Exit.
Wor.
There is no seeming mercy in the king.
Hot.
Did you beg any? God forbid!
Wor.
I told him gently of our grievances,
Of his oath-breaking; which he mended thus,
By now forswearing that he is forsworn:
He calls us rebels, traitors; and will scourge
With haughty arms this hateful name in us.
Re-enter Douglas.
Doug.
Arm, gentlemen! to arms! for I have thrown
A brave defiance in King Henry's teeth,
And Westmoreland, that was engag'd, did bear it,
-- 323 --
Which cannot choose but bring him quickly on.
Wor.
The prince of Wales stepp'd forth before the king,
And, nephew, challeng'd you to single fight.
Hot.
O! would the quarrel lay upon our heads;
And that no man might draw short breath to-day,
But I, and Harry Monmouth! Tell me, tell me,
How show'd his tasking7 note? seem'd it in contempt?
Ver.
No, by my soul: I never in my life
Did hear a challenge urg'd more modestly,
Unless a brother should a brother dare
To gentle exercise and proof of arms.
He gave you all the duties of a man,
Trimm'd up your praises with a princely tongue,
Spoke your deservings like a chronicle,
Making you ever better than his praise,
By still dispraising praise, valued with you;
And, which became him like a prince indeed,
He made a blushing cital8 note of himself;
And chid his truant youth with such a grace,
As if he master'd there a double spirit,
Of teaching, and of learning, instantly9 note.
There did he pause: but let me tell the world,—
If he outlive the envy of this day,
England did never owe so sweet a hope,
So much misconstrued in his wantonness.
Hot.
Cousin, I think thou art enamoured
On his follies: never did I hear
Of any prince so wild o' liberty1 note.
-- 324 --
But be he as he will, yet once ere night
I will embrace him with a soldier's arm,
That he shall shrink under my courtesy.—
Arm, arm, with speed!—And, fellows, soldiers, friends,
Better consider what you have to do,
Than I2 note, that have not well the gift of tongue,
Can lift your blood up with persuasion.
Enter a Messenger.
Mess.
My lord, here are letters for you.
Hot.
I cannot read them now.—
O gentlemen! the time of life is short;
To spend that shortness basely, were too long,
If life did ride upon a dial's point,
Still ending at the arrival of an hour.
An if we live, we live to tread on kings;
If die, brave death, when princes die with us.
Now, for our consciences, the arms are fair,
When the intent of bearing them is just.
Enter another Messenger.
Mess.
My lord, prepare; the king comes on apace.
Hot.
I thank him, that he cuts me from my tale,
For I profess not talking. Only this—
Let each man do his best: and here draw I
A sword, whose temper3 note I intend to stain
With the best blood that I can meet withal
In the adventure of this perilous day.
Now,—Esperance!—Percy!—and set on!—
Sound all the lofty instruments of war,
And by that music let us all embrace;
For, heaven to earth, some of us never shall
A second time do such a courtesy. 11Q0607
[The Trumpets sound. They embrace, and exeunt.
-- 325 --
4 note
SCENE III.
Plain near Shrewsbury.
Excursions, and Parties fighting. Alarum to the Battle.
Then enter Douglas and Blunt, meeting.
Blunt.
What is thy name, that in battle thus
Thou crossest me? what honour dost thou seek
Upon my head?
Doug.
Know, then, my name is Douglas;
And I do haunt thee in the battle thus,
Because some tell me that thou art a king.
Blunt.
They tell thee true.
Doug.
The lord of Stafford dear to-day hath bought
Thy likeness; for, instead of thee, king Harry,
This sword hath ended him: so shall it thee,
Unless thou yield thee as my prisoner5 note.
Blunt.
I was not born a yielder, thou proud Scot6 note
;
And thou shalt find a king that will revenge
Lord Stafford's death.
[They fight, and Blunt is slain.
Enter Hotspur.
Hot.
O Douglas! hadst thou fought at Holmedon thus,
I never had triumph'd upon a Scot7 note.
-- 326 --
Doug.
All's done, all's won: here breathless lies the king.
Hot.
Where?
Doug.
Here.
Hot.
This, Douglas? no; I know this face full well:
A gallant knight he was, his name was Blunt,
Semblably furnish'd like the king himself.
Doug.
A fool go with thy soul, whither it goes8 note!
A borrow'd title hast thou bought too dear:
Why didst thou tell me that thou wert a king?
Hot.
The king hath many marching in his coats. 11Q0608
Doug.
Now, by my sword, I will kill all his coats;
I'll murder all his wardrobe, piece by piece,
Until I meet the king.
Hot.
Up, and away!
Our soldiers stand full fairly for the day.
[Exeunt.
Alarums. Enter Falstaff.
Fal.
Though I could 'scape shot-free at London, I
fear the shot here; here's no scoring, but upon the
pate.—Soft! who art thou? Sir Walter Blunt:—
there's honour for you; here's no vanity.—I am as hot
as molten lead, and as heavy too: God keep lead out
of me! I need no more weight than mine own bowels.
—I have led my raggamuffins where they are peppered:
there's not three of my hundred and fifty left alive9 note,
and they are for the town's end, to beg during life.
But who comes here?
Enter Prince Henry.
P. Hen.
What! stand'st thou idle here? lend me thy sword:
-- 327 --
Many a nobleman lies stark and stiff
Under the hoofs of vaunting enemies,
Whose deaths are yet unreveng'd1 note. I pr'ythee, lend me thy sword.
Fal.
O Hal! I pr'ythee, give me leave to breathe
a while.—Turk Gregory never did such deeds in arms2 note,
as I have done this day. I have paid Percy, I have
made him sure.
P. Hen.
He is, indeed; and living to kill thee.
I pr'ythee lend me thy sword.
Fal.
Nay, before God, Hal, if Percy be alive, thou
get'st not my sword; but take my pistol, if thou
wilt.
P. Hen.
Give it me. What, is it in the case?
Fal.
Ay, Hal; 'tis hot, 'tis hot: there's that will
sack a city.
[The Prince draws out a bottle of sack.
P. Hen.
What! is't a time to jest and dally now?
[Throws it at him, and exit.
Fal.
Well, if Percy be alive, I'll pierce him. If he
do come in my way, so: if he do not, if I come in his,
willingly, let him make a carbonado of me3 note. I like not
such grinning honour as sir Walter hath: give me life;
which if I can save, so; if not, honour comes unlooked
for, and there's an end.
[Exit.
-- 328 --
SCENE IV.
Another Part of the Field.
Alarums. Excursions. Enter the King, Prince
Henry, Prince John, and Westmoreland.
K. Hen.
I pr'ythee,
Harry, withdraw thyself; thou bleed'st too much.—
Lord John of Lancaster, go you with him.
P. John.
Not I, my lord, unless I did bleed too.
P. Hen.
I beseech your majesty, make up,
Lest your retirement do amaze your friends.
K. Hen.
I will do so.—My lord of Westmoreland,
Lead him to his tent.
West.
Come, my lord, I'll lead you to your tent.
P. Hen.
Lead me, my lord? I do not need your help:
And heaven forbid, a shallow scratch should drive
The prince of Wales from such a field as this,
Where stain'd nobility lies trodden on,
And rebels' arms triumph in massacres!
P. John.
We breathe too long.—Come, cousin Westmoreland,
Our duty this way lies: for God's sake, come.
[Exeunt Prince John and Westmoreland.
P. Hen.
By God thou hast deceiv'd me, Lancaster,
I did not think thee lord of such a spirit:
Before, I lov'd thee as a brother, John,
But now, I do respect thee as my soul.
K. Hen.
I saw him hold lord Percy at the point,
With lustier maintenance than I did look for
Of such an ungrown warrior.
P. Hen.
O! this boy
Lends mettle to us all.
[Exit.
-- 329 --
Alarums. Enter Douglas.
Doug.
Another king! they grow like Hydra's heads.
I am the Douglas, fatal to all those
That wear those colours on them:—what art thou,
That counterfeit'st the person of a king?
K. Hen.
The king himself; who, Douglas, grieves at heart,
So many of his shadows thou hast met,
And not the very king. I have two boys
Seek Percy, and thyself, about the field:
But, seeing thou fall'st on me so luckily,
I will assay thee; and defend thyself.
Doug.
I fear thou art another counterfeit,
And yet, in faith, thou bear'st thee like a king:
But mine I am sure thou art, whoe'er thou be,
And thus I win thee.
They fight: the King being in danger, enter P. Henry.
P. Hen.
Hold up thy head, vile Scot, or thou art like
Never to hold it up again! the spirits
Of valiant Shirley, Stafford, Blunt, are in my arms:
It is the prince of Wales, that threatens thee,
Who never promiseth, but he means to pay.—
[They fight: Douglas flies.
Cheerly, my lord: how fares your grace?—
Sir Nicholas Gawsey hath for succour sent,
And so hath Clifton; I'll to Clifton straight.
K. Hen.
Stay, and breathe a while.
Thou hast redeem'd thy lost opinion;
And show'd thou mak'st some tender of my life,
In this fair rescue thou hast brought to me.
P. Hen.
O God! they did me too much injury,
That ever said I hearken'd for your death.
If it were so, I might have let alone
-- 330 --
The insulting hand of Douglas over you;
Which would have been as speedy in your end,
As all the poisonous potions in the world,
And sav'd the treacherous labour of your son.
K. Hen.
Make up to Clifton: I'll to sir Nicholas Gawsey.
[Exit King Henry.
Enter Hotspur.
Hot.
If I mistake not, thou art Harry Monmouth.
P. Hen.
Thou speak'st as if I would deny my name.
Hot.
My name is Harry Percy.
P. Hen.
Why, then I see
A very valiant rebel of that name.
I am the prince of Wales; and think not, Percy,
To share with me in glory any more:
Two stars keep not their motion in one sphere;
Nor can one England brook a double reign,
Of Harry Percy, and the prince of Wales.
Hot.
Nor shall it, Harry4 note, for the hour is come
To end the one of us; and would to God,
Thy name in arms were now as great as mine!
P. Hen.
I'll make it greater, ere I part from thee;
And all the budding honours on thy crest
I'll crop, to make a garland for my head.
Hot.
I can no longer brook thy vanities.
[They fight.
Enter Falstaff.
Fal.
Well said, Hal5 note! to it, Hal!—Nay, you shall
find no boy's play here, I can tell you.
-- 331 --
Enter Douglas; he fights with Falstaff, who falls down
as if he were dead, and exit Douglas. Hotspur is
wounded, and falls.
Hot.
O, Harry! thou hast robb'd me of my youth.
I better brook the loss of brittle life,
Than those proud titles thou hast won of me;
They wound my thoughts worse than thy sword my flesh6 note:—
But thought's the slave of life, and life time's fool;
And time, that takes survey of all the world,
Must have a stop. O! I could prophesy,
But that the earthy and cold hand of death7 note
Lies on my tongue.—No, Percy, thou art dust,
And food for—
[Dies.
P. Hen.
For worms, brave Percy. Fare thee well8 note, great heart!—
Ill-weav'd ambition, how much art thou shrunk!
When that this body did contain a spirit,
A kingdom for it was too small a bound;
But now, two paces of the vilest earth
Is room enough:—this earth that bears thee dead9 note,
Bears not alive so stout a gentleman.
If thou wert sensible of courtesy,
I should not make so dear a show of zeal1 note:—
-- 332 --
But let my favours hide thy mangled face,
And, even in thy behalf, I'll thank myself
For doing these fair rites of tenderness.
Adieu, and take thy praise with thee to heaven:
Thy ignomy2 note
note sleep with thee in the grave,
But not remember'd in thy epitaph!—
[He sees Falstaff on the ground.
What! old acquaintance! could not all this flesh
Keep in a little life? Poor Jack, farewell:
I could have better spar'd a better man.
O! I should have a heavy miss of thee,
If I were much in love with vanity.
Death hath not struck so fat a deer to-day,
Though many dearer, in this bloody fray.—
Embowell'd will I see thee by and by;
Till then, in blood by noble Percy lie.
[Exit.
Fal. [Rising.]
Embowelled! if thou embowel me
to-day, I'll give you leave to powder me3 note, and eat me
too, to-morrow. 'Sblood! 'twas time to counterfeit, or
that hot termagant Scot had paid me scot and lot too.
Counterfeit? I lie; I am no counterfeit4 note: to die, is to
be a counterfeit; for he is but the counterfeit of a
man, who hath not the life of a man; but to counterfeit
dying, when a man thereby liveth, is to be no
counterfeit, but the true and perfect image of life
indeed. The better part of valour is discretion, in the
which better part, I have saved my life. 'Zounds! I
am afraid of this gunpowder Percy, though he be dead.
-- 333 --
How, if he should counterfeit too, and rise? By my
faith5 note, I am afraid he would prove the better counterfeit.
Therefore I'll make him sure; yea, and I'll swear
I killed him. Why may not he rise, as well as I?
Nothing confutes me but eyes, and nobody sees me:
therefore, sirrah, with a new wound in your thigh come
you along with me.
[He takes Hotspur on his back.
Re-enter Prince Henry and Prince John.
P. Hen.
Come, brother John; full bravely hast thou flesh'd
Thy maiden sword.
P. John.
But, soft! whom have we here?
Did you not tell me this fat man was dead?
P. Hen.
I did; I saw him dead, breathless, and bleeding
On the ground.—
Art thou alive? or is it phantasy
That plays upon our eyesight? I pr'ythee, speak;
We will not trust our eyes, without our ears.
Thou art not what thou seem'st.
Fal.
No, that's certain: I am not a double man6 note;
but if I be not Jack Falstaff, then am I a Jack. There
is Percy: if your father will do me any honour, so; if
not, let him kill the next Percy himself. I look to be
either earl or duke, I can assure you.
P. Hen.
Why, Percy I killed myself, and saw thee
dead.
Fal.
Didst thou?— Lord, lord, how this world is
given to lying!—I grant you I was down and out of
breath, and so was he; but we rose both at an instant,
-- 334 --
and fought a long hour by Shrewsbury clock. If I
may be believed, so; if not, let them that should reward
valour bear the sin upon their own heads. I'll
take it upon my death, I gave him this wound in the
thigh: if the man were alive, and would deny it,
'zounds! I would make him eat a piece of my sword.
P. John.
This is the strangest tale that e'er I heard.
P. Hen.
This is the strangest fellow, brother John.—
Come, bring your luggage nobly on your back:
For my part, if a lie may do thee grace,
I'll gild it with the happiest terms I have.
[A Retreat is sounded.
The trumpet sounds retreat; the day is ours.
Come, brother, let us to the highest of the field,
To see what friends are living, who are dead.
[Exeunt Prince Henry and Prince John.
Fal.
I'll follow, as they say, for reward. He that
rewards me, God reward him! If I do grow great7 note, I'll
grow less; for I'll purge, and leave sack, and live
cleanly, as a nobleman should do.
[Exit, bearing off the Body. 11Q0610
SCENE V.
Another Part of the Field.
The Trumpets sound. Enter King Henry, Prince
Henry, Prince John, Westmorelad, and Others,
with Worcester, and Vernon, prisoners.
K. Hen.
Thus ever did rebellion find rebuke.—
Ill-spirited Worcester, did we not send grace,
Pardon, and terms of love to all of you?
And would'st thou turn our offers contrary?
-- 335 --
Misuse the tenor of thy kinsman's trust?
Three knights upon our party slain to-day,
A noble earl, and many a creature else,
Had been alive this hour,
If, like a Christian, thou hadst truly borne
Betwixt our armies true intelligence.
Wor.
What I have done, my safety urg'd me to,
And I embrace this fortune patiently,
Since not to be avoided it falls on me. 11Q0611
K. Hen.
Bear Worcester to the death8 note, and Vernon too:
Other offenders we will pause upon.—
[Exeunt Worcester and Vernon, guarded.
How goes the field?
P. Hen.
The noble Scot, lord Douglas, when he saw
The fortune of the day quite turn'd from him,
The noble Percy slain, and all his men
Upon the foot of fear, fled with the rest;
And falling from a hill he was so bruis'd,
That the pursuers took him. At my tent
The Douglas is, and I beseech your grace,
I may dispose of him.
K. Hen.
With all my heart.
P. Hen.
Then, brother John of Lancaster, to you
This honourable bounty shall belong.
Go to the Douglas, and deliver him
Up to his pleasure, ransomless, and free:
His valour, shown upon our crests to-day,
Hath taught us how to cherish such high deeds9 note,
Even in the bosom of our adversaries.
-- 336 --
P. John.
I thank your grace for this high courtesy,
Which I shall give away immediately1 note
.
K. Hen.
Then this remains,—that we divide our power.—
You, son John, and my cousin Westmoreland,
Towards York shall bend you, with your dearest speed,
To meet Northumberland, and the prelate Scroop,
Who, as we hear, are busily in arms:
Myself, and you, son Harry, will towards Wales,
To fight with Glendower and the earl of March.
Rebellion in this land shall lose his sway,
Meeting the check of such another day:
And since this business so fair is done,
Let us not leave till all our own be won.
[Exeunt.
