So, get you gone—if this penetrate, I will consider your musick the better: if it do not, it is a vice in her ears; which horse-hairs, and cats-guts, nor the voice of unpav'd eunuch to boot, can never amend.

2 Lord.

Here comes the King.

Clot.

I am glad I was up so late, for that's the reason I was up so early: he cannot chuse but take this service I have done, fatherly. Good-morrow to your majesty, and to my gracious mother.

Cym.
Attend you here the door of our stern daughter?
Will she not forth?

Clot.

I have assail'd her with musicks, but she vouchsafes no notice.

Cym.
The exile of her minion is too new.
She hath not yet forgot him: some more time
Must wear the print of his remembrance out,
And then she's yours.

Queen.
You are most bound to th' King,
Who lets go by no vantages, that may
Prefer you to his daughter. Frame your self
To orderly solicits; and befriended
With aptness of the season, make denials
Encrease your services; so seem, as if
You are inspir'd to do those duties which
You tender to her: that you in all obey her,
Save when command to your dismission tends,
And therein you are senseless.

Clot.
Senseless? not so. Enter a Messenger.

Mes.
So like you, Sir, ambassadors from Rome;
The one is Caius Lucius.

Cym.
A worthy fellow,
Albeit he comes on angry purpose now;

But that's no fault of his: we must receive him
According to the honour of his sender;
And towards himself, his goodness fore-spent on
We must extend our notice: our dear son,
When you have giv'n good-morning to your mistress,
Attend the Queen and us; we shall have need
T' employ you towards this Roman. Come, our Queen. [Exeunt. SCENE IV.

Clot.
If she be up, I'll speak with her; if not,
Let her lye still, and dream. By your leave ho!
I know her women are about her—what
If I do line one of their hands?—'tis gold
Which buy admittance, oft it doth, yea makes
Diana's rangers false themselves, and yield
Their deer to th' stand o'th' stealer: and 'tis gold
Which makes the true man kill'd, and saves the thief;
Nay, sometimes hangs both thief and true-man: what
Can it not do, and undo? I will make
One of her women lawyer to me, for
I yet not understand the case my self.
By your leave. [knocks. Enter a Lady.

Lady.
Who's there that knocks?

Clot.
A gentleman.

Lady.
No more?

Clot.
Yes, and a gentlewoman's son.

Lady.
That's more
Than some whose tailors are as dear as yours,
Can justly boast of: what's your lordship's pleasure?

Clot.
Your lady's person, is she ready?

Lady.
Ay, to keep her chamber.

Clot.
There is gold for you, sell me your good report.

Lady.
How, my good name? or to report of you
What I shall think is good? The princess— Enter Imogen.

Clot.
Good-morrow fairest, sister your sweet hand.

Imo.
Good-morrow, Sir; you lay out too much pains
For purchasing but trouble: the thanks I give
Is telling you that I am poor of thanks,
And scarce can spare them.

Clot.
Still I swear I love you.

Imo.
If you but said so, 'twere as deep with me:
If you swear still, your recompence is still
That I regard it not.

Clot.
This is no answer.

Imo.
But that you shall not say I yield, being silent,
I would not speak. I pray you spare me, faith
I shall unfold equal discourtesie
To your best kindness: one of your great knowing
Should learn, being taught, forbearance.

Clot.
To leave you in your madness, 'twere my sin,
I will not.

Imo.
Fools are not mad folks.

Clot.
Do you call me fool?

Imo.
As I am mad I do:
If you'll be patient, I'll no more be mad,
That cures us both. I am much sorry, Sir,
You put me to forget a lady's manners
By being so verbal: and learn now for all,
That I who know my heart, do here pronounce
By th' very truth of it, I care not for you:
And am so near the lack of charity
T' accuse my self, I hate you: which I had rather

You felt, than make my boast.

Clot.
You sin against
Obedience, which you owe your father; for
The contract you pretend with that base wretch,
(One, bred of alms, and foster'd with cold dishes,
With scraps o'th' court,) it is no contract, none:
And though it be allow'd in meaner parties,
(Yet who than he more mean?) to knit their souls
On whom there is no more dependency
But brats and beggary, in self-figur'd knot;
Yet you are curb'd from that enlargement, by
The consequence o'th' crown, and must not foil
The precious note of it with a base slave,
A hilding for a livery, a squire's cloth,
A pantler; not so eminent.

Imo.
Prophane fellow!
Wert thou the son of Jupiter, and no more
But what thou art besides, thou wert too base
To be his groom: thou wert dignify'd enough,
Ev'n to the point of envy, if 'twere made
Comparative for your virtues to be stil'd
The under hangman of his realm; and hated
For being preferr'd so well.

Clot.
The south-fog rot him!

Imo.
He never can meet more mischance, than come
To be but nam'd of thee. His meanest garment
That ever hath but clipt his body,'s dearer
In my respect, than all the hairs above thee,
Were they all made such men. How now, Pisanio? Enter Pisanio.

Clot.
His garment? now the devil.

Imo.
To Dorothy, my woman, hye thee presently.

Clot.
His garment?

Imo.
I am sprighted with a fool,
Frighted, and angred worse—go bid my woman
Search for a jewel, that too casually
Hath left mine arm—it was thy master's. Shrew me
If I would lose it for a revenue
Of any king in Europe. I do think
I saw't this morning; confident I am,
Last night 'twas on my arm; I kissed it.
I hope it be not gone, to tell my lord
That I kiss ought but him.

Pis.
'Twill not be lost.

Imo.
I hope so; go and search.

Clot.
You have abused me—his meanest garment?—

Imo.
Ay, I said so, Sir,
If you will make't an action, call witness to't.

Clot.
I will inform your father.

Imo.
Your mother too;
She's my good lady; and will conceive, I hope,
But the worst of me. So I leave you, Sir,
To th' worst of discontent. [Exit.

Clot.
I'll be reveng'd;
His meanest garment?—well. [Exit. SCENE V. ROME. Enter Posthumus, and Philario.

Post.
Fear it not, Sir; I would I were so sure
To win the king, as I am bold her honour
Will remain hers.

Phi.
What means do you make to him?

Post.
Not any, but abide the change of time,
Quake in the present winter's state, and wish
That warmer days would come; in these fear'd hopes
Ibarely gratifie your love; they failing,
I must die much your debtor.

Phi.
Your very goodness, and your company,
O'er-pays all I can do. By this, your king
Hath heard of great Augustus; Caius Lucius
Will do's commission throughly. And I think
He'll grant the tribute; send th' arrearages,
Or look upon our Romans, whose remembrance
Is yet fresh in their grief.

Post.
I do believe,
(Statist though I am none, nor like to be,)
That this will prove a war; and you shall hear
The legion now in Gallia, sooner landed
In our not-fearing Britain, than have tidings
Of any penny tribute paid. Our countrymen
Are men more order'd than when Julius Cæsar
Smil'd at their lack of skill, but found their courage
Worthy his frowning at. Their discipline
Now mingled with their courages, will make known
To their approvers, they are people such
As mend upon the world. SCENE VI. Enter Iachimo.

Phi.
See Iachimo.

Post.
Sure the swift harts have posted you by land;
And winds of all the corners kiss'd your sails,
To make your vessel nimble.

Phi.
Welcome, Sir.

Post.
I hope the briefness of your answer, made
The speediness of your return.

Iach.
Your lady,
Is of the fairest I e'er look'd upon.

Post.
And therewithal the best, or let her beauty
Look through a casement to allure false hearts,
And be false with them.

Iach.
Here are letters for you.

Post.
Their tenure good, I trust.

Iach.
'Tis very like.

Post.
Was Caius Lucius in the Britain court,
When you were there?

Iach.
He was expected then,
But not approach'd.

Post.
All is well yet.
Sparkles this stone as it was wont, or is't not
Too dull for your good wearing?

Iach.
If I've lost it,
I should have lost the worth of it in gold;
I'll make a journey twice as far, Penjoy
A second night of such sweet shortness, which
Was mine in Britain, for the ring is won.

Post.
The stone's too hard to come by.

Iach.
Not a whit,
Your lady being so easie.

Post.
Make not, Sir,
Your loss your sport; I hope you know that we
Must not continue friends.

Iach.
Good Sir, we must,
If you keep covenant; had I not brought
The knowledge of your mistress home, I grant
We were to question farther; but I now

Profess my self the winner of her honour,
Together with your ring; and not the wronger
Of her, or you, having proceeded but
By both your wills.

Post.
If you can make't apparent
That you have tasted her in bed; my hand,
And ring is yours. If not, the foul opinion
You had of her poor honour, gains, or loses
Your sword or mine, or masterless leaves both
To who shall find them.

Iach.
Sir, my circumstances
Being so near the truth, as I will make them,
Must first induce you to believe; whose strength
I will confirm with oath, which I doubt not
You'll give me leave to spare, when you shall find
You need it not.

Post.
Proceed.

Iach.
First, her bed-chamber,
(Where I confess I slept not, but profess
Had that was well worth watching) it was hang'd
With tapestry of silver and silk; the story
Proud Cleopatra, when she met her Roman,
And Cidnus swell'd above the banks or for
The press of boats, or pride: a piece of work
So bravely done, so rich, that it did strive
In workmanship, and value; which I wonder'd
Could be so rarely and exactly wrought,
Since the true life on't was—

Post.
This is true;
And this you might have heard of here, by me,
Or by some other.

Iach.
More particulars
Must justifie my knowledge.

Post.
So they must,
Or do your honour injury.

Iach.
The chimney
Is south the chamber, and the chimney-piece
Chast Dian, bathing; never saw I figures
So likely to report themselves; the cutter
Was as another nature dumb, out-went her,
Motion and breath left out.

Post.
This is a thing
Which you might from relation likewise read;
Being, as it is, much spoke of.

Iach.
The roof o'th' chamber
With golden cherubims is fretted. Her andirons,
(I had forgot them) were two winking Cupids
Of silver, each on one foot standing, nicely
Depending on their brands.

Post.
This is her honour;
Let it be granted you have seen all this,
Praise be to your remembrance, the description
Of what is in her chamber nothing saves
The wager you have laid.

Iach.
Then if you can [Pulling out the Bracelet.
Be pale, I beg but leave to air this jewel: see!—
And now 'tis up again; it must be married
To that your diamond. I'll keep them.

Post.
Jove!—
Once more let me behold it: Is it that
Which I left with her?

Iach.
Sir, I thank her, that:
She strip'd it from her arm, I see her yet,
Her pretty action did out-sell her gift,
And yet enrich'd it too; she gave it me,
And said she priz'd it once.

Post.
May be, she pluck'd it off
To send it me.

Iach.
She writes so to you? doth she?

Post.
O no, no, no, 'tis true. Here take this too,
It is a basilisk unto mine eye,
Kills me to look on't: let there be no honour,
Where there is beauty; truth, where semblance; love,
Where there's another man. The vows of women
Of no more bondage be, to where they're made,
Then they are to their virtues, which is nothing;
O, above measure false!—

Phi.
Have patience, Sir,
And take your ring again: 'tis not yet won;
It may be probable she lost it; or
Who knows, one of her women, being corrupted,
Might stoln it from her.

Post.
Very true,
And so I hope he came by't; back my ring,
Render to me some corporal sign about her
More evident than this; for this was stole.

Iach.
By Jupiter, I had it from her arm.

Post.
Hark you, he swears; by Jupiter he swears.
'Tis true—nay keep the ring—'tis true; I'm sure
She could not lose it; her attendants are
All honourable; they induc'd to steal it!
And by a stranger!—no, he hath enjoy'd her.
The cognizance of her incontinency
Is this: sh'hath bought the name of whore thus dearly.
There, take thy hire, and all the fiends of hell
Divide themselves between you.

Phi.
Sir, be patient;
This is not strong enough to be believ'd,
Of one persuaded well of—

Post.
Never talk on't;
She hath been colted by him.

Iach.
If you seek
For further satisfying; under her breast,
Worthy the pressing, lyes a mole, right proud
Of that most delicate lodging. By my life
I kist it, and it gave me present hunger
To feed again, though full. You do remember
This stain upon her?

Post.
Ay, and it doth confirm
Another stain, as big as hell can hold,
Were there no more but it.

Iach.
Will you hear more?

Post.
Spare your arithmetick.
Count not the turns: once, and a million!

Iach.
I'll be sworn—

Post.
No swearing:
If you will swear you have not done't, you lie.
And I will kill thee if thou dost deny
Thou'st made me cuckold.

Iach.
I'll deny nothing.

Post.
O that I had her here, to tear her limb-meal;
I will go there and do't i'th' court, before
Her father—I'll do something— [Exit.

Phi.
Quite besides
The government of patience! you have won;
Let's follow him, and pervert the present wrath
He hath against himself.

Iach.
With all my heart. [Exeunt.

SCENE VII. Enter Posthumus.

&plquo;Post.
&plquo;Is there no way for men to be, but women
&plquo;Must be half-workers? we are bastards all,
&plquo;And that most venerable man which I
&plquo;Did call my father, was I know not where,
&plquo;When I was stampt. Some coyner with his tools
&plquo;Made me a counterfeit; yet my mother seem'd
&plquo;The Dian of that time; so doth my wife
&plquo;The non-pareil of this—Oh vengeance, vengeance!
&plquo;Me of my lawful pleasure she restrain'd,
&plquo;And pray'd me oft forbearance; did it with
&plquo;A pudency so rosie, the sweet view on't
&plquo;Might well have warm'd old Saturn—that I thought her
&plquo;As chaste, as unsunn'd snow. Oh, all the devils!
&plquo;This yellow Iachimo in an hour—was't not?—
&plquo;Or less; at first? perchance he spoke not, but
&plquo;Like a full-acorn'd boar, ^{a note}a-churning on,
&plquo;Cry'd oh! and mounted; found no opposition
&plquo;But what he look'd for should oppose, and she
&plquo;Should from encounter guard. Could I find out
&plquo;The woman's part in me—for there's no motion
&plquo;That tends to vice in man, but I affirm
&plquo;It is the woman's part; be't lying, note it,
&plquo;The woman's; flattering, hers; deceiving, hers;
&plquo;Lust, and rank thoughts, hers, hers; revenges, hers;
&plquo;Ambitions, covetings, change of prides, disdain,
&plquo;Nice-longings, slanders, mutability:
&plquo;All faults that may be nam'd, nay that hell knows,
&plquo;Why hers, in part, or all; but rather all—for even to vice
&plquo;They are not constant, but are changing still;
&plquo;One vice, but of a minute old, for one

&plquo;Not half so old as that. I'll write against them,
&plquo;Detest them, curse them—yet 'tis greater skill
&plquo;In a true hate, to pray they have their will;
&plquo;The very devils cannot plague them better. [Exit.

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