Cel.

Didst thou hear these verses?

Ros.

O yes, I heard them all, and more too, for some of them had in them more feet than the verses would bear.

Cel.

That's no matter; the feet might bear the verses.

Ros.

Ay, but the feet were lame, and could not bear themselves without the verse, and therefore stood lamely in the verse.

Cel.

But didst thou hear without wondring, how thy name should be hang'd and carv'd upon these trees?

Ros.

I was seven of the nine days out of wonder, before you came: for look here what I found on a palm-tree; I was never so be-rhimed since Pythagoras's time, that I was an Irish rat, which I can hardly remember.

Cel.

Tro you who hath done this?

Ros.

Is it a man?

Cel.

And a chain that you once wore, about his neck: Change you colour?

Ros.

I pr'ythee who?

Cel.

O Lord, Lord, it is a hard matter for friends to meet; but mountains may be removed with earthquakes, and so encounter.

Ros.

Nay, but who is it?

Cel.

Is it possible?

Ros.

Nay, I pr'ythee now, with most petitionary vehemence, tell me who it is.

Cel.

O wonderful, wonderful, and most wonderful wonderful, and yet again wonderful, and after that out of all hooping—

Ros.

Good my complexion, dost thou think, though I am caparison'd like a man, I have a doublet and a hose in my disposition? one inch of delay more, is a south-sea of discovery. I pr'ythee tell me, who is it, quickly, and speak apace? I would thou could'st stammer, that thou might'st pour this concealed man out of thy mouth, as wine comes out of a narrow-mouth'd bottle; either too much at once, or none at all. I pr'ythee take the cork out of thy mouth, that I may drink thy tidings.

Cel.

So you may put a man in your belly.

Ros.

Is he of God's making? what manner of man? is his head worth a hat? or his chin worth a beard?

Cel.

Nay, he hath but a little beard?

Ros.

Why God will send more, if the man will be thankful; let me stay the growth of his beard, if thou delay me not the knowledge of his chin.

Cel.

It is young Orlando, that trip'd up the wrestler's heels and your heart both in an instant.

Ros.

Nay, but the devil take mocking; speak, sad brow, and true maid.

Cel.

I'faith, coz, 'tis he.

Ros.

Orlando!

Cel.

Orlando.

Ros.

Alas the day, what shall I do with my doublet and hose? what did he, when thou saw'st him? what said he? how look'd he? wherein went he? what makes he here? did he ask

for me? where remains he? how parted he with thee? and when shalt thou see him again? answer me in one word.

Cel.

You must borrow me Garagantua's mouth first; 'tis a word too great for any mouth of this age's size: to say ay and no to these particulars, is more than to answer in a catechism.

Ros.

But doth he know that I am in this forest, and in man's apparel? looks he as freshly as he did the day he wrestled?

Cel.

It is as easie to count atoms as to resolve the propositions of a lover: but take a taste of my finding him, and relish it with good observance. I found him under a tree like a dropp'd acorn.

Ros.

It may well be call'd Jove's tree, when it drops forth such fruit.

Cel.

Give me audience, good madam.

Ros.

Proceed.

Cel.

There lay he stretch'd along like a wounded Knight.

Ros.

Tho' it be pity to see such a sight, it well becomes the ground.

Cel.

Cry holla to thy tongue, I pr'ythee; it curvets unseasonably. He was furnish'd like a hunter.

Ros.

O ominous, he comes to kill my hart.

Cel.

I would sing my song without a burthen, thou bring'st me out of tune.

Ros.

Do you not know I am a woman, when I think I must speak: sweet, say on.