I. —ARTEMUS WRITING HIS TRAVELS 1

II. —ARTEMUS AND THE DISTINGUISHED ARTIST 15

III. —BETSEY JANE AND HER WARRIORS 19

IV. —AN OBJECK WHO WON'T GO TO THE WAR 39

V. —THE NOBLE RED MAN AND PRETTY WAITER GIRL 48

VI. —REGINALD ON THE DIE 81

VII. —HAMLET DYING TO SLOW MUSIC 97

VIII. —ARTEMUS STROLLING ABOUT HIS FARM 116

IX. —AN ANGELIC CALIFORNIA MINER 131

X. —HORACE GREELEY'S MEMORABLE RIDE 156

XI. —THE BOSTON MAN GETS AGITATED 178

XII. —THE NOBLE RED MAN BECOMES CIVILIZED 208