Dogb.

Are you good men and true?

Verg.

Yea, or else it were pity but they should suffer salvation, body and soul.

Dogb.

Nay that were a punishment too good for them, if they should have any allegiance in them, being chosen for the Prince's watch.

Verg.

Well, give them their charge, neighbour Dogberry.

Dogb.

First, who think you the most disartless man to be constable?

1 Watch.

Hugh Oatecake, Sir, or George Seacole; for they can write and read.

Dogb.

Come hither neighbour Seacoal: God hath blest you with a good name; to be a well-favour'd man is the gift of fortune, but to write and read comes by nature.

2 Watch.

Both which, master constable—

Dogb.

You have: I knew it would be your answer. Well, for your favour, Sir, why give God thanks, and make no boast of it; and for your writing and reading, let that appear when there is no need of such vanity: you are thought here to be the most senseless and fit man for the constable of the watch, therefore bear you the lanthorn; this is your charge: you shall comprehend all vagrom men, you are to bid any man stand in the Prince's name.

2 Watch.

How if he will not stand?

Dogb.

Why then take no note of him, but let him go, and presently call the rest of the watch together, and thank God you are rid of a knave.

Verg.

If he will not stand when he is bidden, he is none of the Prince's subjects.

Dogb.

True, and they are to meddle with none but the Prince's subjects: you shall also make no noise in the streets; for, for the watch to babble and talk, is most tolerable, and not to be endur'd.

2 Watch.

We will rather sleep than talk; we know what belongs to a watch.

Dogb.

Why you speak like an ancient and most quiet watchman, for I cannot see how sleeping should offend; only have a care that your bills be not stollen: well, you are to call at all the alehouses, and bid them that are drunk get them to bed.

2 Watch.

How if they will not?

Dogb.

Why then let them alone 'till they are sober; if they

make you not then the better answer, you may say they are not the men you took them for.

2 Watch.

Well, Sir.

Dogb.

If you meet a thief, you may suspect him by vertue of your office to be no true man; and for such kind of men, the less you meddle or make with them, why the more is for your honesty.

2 Watch.

If we know him to be a thief, shall we not lay hands on him?

Dogb.

Truly by your office you may; but I think they that touch pitch will be defil'd: the most peaceable way for you, if you do take a thief, is to let him shew himself what he is, and steal out of your company.

Verg.

You have been always call'd a merciful man, partner.

Dogb.

Truly I would not hang a dog by my will, much more a man who hath any honesty in him.

Verg.

If you hear a child cry in the night, you must call to the nurse and bid her still it.

2 Watch.

How if the nurse be asleep, and will not hear us?

Dogb.

Why then depart in peace, and let the child wake her with crying: for the ewe that will not hear her lamb when it baes, will never answer a calf when he bleats.

Verg.

'Tis very true.

Dogb.

This is the end of the charge: you, constable, are to present the Prince's own person, if you meet the Prince in the night you may stay him.

Verg.

Nay birlady, that I think he cannot.

Dogb.

Five shillings to one on't with any man that knows the statues, he may stay him; marry, not without the Prince be willing: for indeed the watch ought to offend no man; and it is an offence to stay a man against his will.

Verg.

Birlady, I think it be so.

Dogb.

Ha, ha, ha! well, masters, good night; an there be

any matter of weight chances, call up me; keep your fellow's counsel and your own, and good night; come neighbour.

2 Watch.

Well, masters, we hear our charge; let us go sit here upon the church bench 'till two, and then all to bed.

Dogb.

One word more, honest neighbours. I pray you watch about Signior Leonato's door, for the wedding being there tomorrow, there is a great coil to-night; adieu; be vigilant I beseech you.