SCENE IV.
Come you hither to me, master tapster, what's your name, master
tapster?
Clown.
Pompey.
Escal.
What else?
Clown.
Bum, Sir.
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Escal.
Troth, and your bum is the greatest thing about you,
so that in the beastliest sense, you are Pompey the great. Pompey,
you are partly a bawd, Pompey; howsoever you colour it in being
a tapster; are you not? come, tell me true, it shall be the better
for you.
Clown.
Truly, Sir, I am a poor fellow that would live.
Escal.
How would you live, Pompey? by being a bawd? what
do you think of the trade, Pompey? is it a lawful trade?
Clown.
If the law will allow it, Sir.
Escal.
But the law will not allow it, Pompey, and it shall not
be allowed in Vienna.
Clown.
Does your worship mean to geld and splay all the
youth in the city?
Escal.
No, Pompey.
Clown.
Truly Sir, in my poor opinion, they will to't then.
If your worship will take order for the drabs and knaves, you need
not to fear the bawds.
Escal.
There are pretty orders beginning, I can tell you: it
is but heading and hanging.
Clown.
If you head and hang all that offend that way but for
ten years together, you'll be glad to give out a commission for
more heads: if this law hold in Vienna ten years, I'll rent the
fairest house in it after three pence a day: if you live to see this
come to pass, say Pompey told you so.
Escal.
Thank you, good Pompey; and in requital of your
prophecy, hark you. I advise you let me not find you before me
again upon any complaint whatsoever; no, not for dwelling where
you do: if I do, Pompey, I shall beat you to your tent, and prove
a shrewd Cæsar to you: in plain dealing Pompey, I shall have
you whipt: so for this time, Pompey, fare you well.
Clown.
I thank your worship for your good counsel; but I
shall follow it, as the flesh and fortune shall better determine.
Whip me? no, no; let carman whip his jade;
The valiant heart's not whipt out of his trade.
[Exit.
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George Sewell [1723–5], The works of Shakespear in six [seven] volumes. Collated and Corrected by the former Editions, By Mr. Pope ([Vol. 7] Printed by J. Darby, for A. Bettesworth [and] F. Fayram [etc.], London) [word count] [S11101].