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George Sewell [1723–5], The works of Shakespear in six [seven] volumes. Collated and Corrected by the former Editions, By Mr. Pope ([Vol. 7] Printed by J. Darby, for A. Bettesworth [and] F. Fayram [etc.], London) [word count] [S11101].
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SCENE III. Enter Falstaff.

Fal.

The Windsor bell hath struck twelve, the minute draws on; now the hot-blooded gods assist me. Remember Jove thou wast a bull for thy Europa; love set on thy horns. Oh powerful love! that in some respects makes a beast a man; in some other, a man a beast. You were also, Jupiter, a swan, for the love of Leda: oh omnipotent love! how near the god drew to the complexion of a goose? A fault done first in the form of a beast, O Jove, a beastly fault; and then another fault in the

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semblance of a fowl; think on't, Jove, a foul fault. When gods have hot backs, what shall poor men do? for me, I am here a Windsor stag, and the fattest, I think, i'th' forest. Send me a cool rut-time, Jove, or who can blame me to piss my tallow? who comes here? my doe?

Enter Mistress Ford and Mistress Page.

Mrs. Ford.

Sir John? art thou, there my deer? my male-deer?

Fal.

My doe with the black scut? let the sky rain potatoes, let it thunder to the tune of Green-Sleeves, hail kissing-comfits, and snow eringoes; let there come a tempest of provocation, I will shelter me here.

Mrs. Ford.

Mistress Page is come with me, sweet heart.

Fal.

Divide me like a brib'd buck, each a haunch; I will keep my sides to my self, my shoulders for the fellow of this walk, and my horns I bequeath your husbands. Am I a woodman, ha? Speak I like Herne the hunter? why, now is Cupid a child of conscience, he makes restitution. As I am a true spirit, welcome.

[Noise within.

Mrs. Page.

Alas! what noise?

Mrs. Ford.

Heav'n forgive our sins.

Fal.

What should this be?

Mrs. Ford.

Mrs. Page. Away, away.

[The women run out.

Fal.

I think the devil will not have me damn'd, lest the oil that is in me should set hell on fire; he would never else cross me thus.

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George Sewell [1723–5], The works of Shakespear in six [seven] volumes. Collated and Corrected by the former Editions, By Mr. Pope ([Vol. 7] Printed by J. Darby, for A. Bettesworth [and] F. Fayram [etc.], London) [word count] [S11101].
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