Quic.

From the two parties, forsooth.

Fal.

The devil take one party, and his dam the other, and so they shall be both bestow'd. I have suffer'd more for their sakes, more than the villainous inconstancy of man's disposition is able to bear.

Quic.

And have not they suffer'd? yes I warrant, speciously one of them; mistress Ford, good heart, is beaten black and blue, that you cannot see a white spot about her.

Fal.

What tell'st thou me of black and blue? I was beaten my self into all the colours of the rain-bow; and I was like to be apprehended for the witch of Brainford, but that my admirable dexterity of wit, counterfeiting the action of an old woman deliver'd me, the knave constable had set me i'th' stocks, i'th' common stocks for a witch.

Quic.

Sir, let me speak with you in your chamber, you shall hear how things go, and, I warrant, to your content. Here is a letter will say somewhat. Good hearts, what ado is here to bring you together? sure one of you does not serve heav'n well, that you are so cross'd.

Fal.

Come up into my chamber.