SCENE VIII.
Enter Falstaff.
Fal.
Have I caught thee, my heav'nly jewel? why, now let
me die; for I have liv'd long enough: this is the period of my
ambition: O this blessed hour!
Mrs. Ford.
O sweet Sir John!
Fal.
Mrs. Ford, I cannot cog, I cannot prate, mistress Ford:
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now shall I sin in my wish. I would thy husband were dead,
I'll speak it before the best lord, I would make thee my lady.
Mrs. Ford.
I your lady, Sir John? alas, I should be a pitiful
lady.
Fal.
Let the court of France shew me such another; I see
how thine eye would emulate the diamond: thou hast the right
arched bent of the brow, that becomes the ship-tire, the tire-valiant,
or any b noteVenetian attire.
Mrs. Ford.
A plain kerchiffe, Sir John: my brows become
nothing else, nor that well neither.
Fal.
Thou art a tyrant to say so; thou would'st make an absolute
courtier, and the firm fixure of thy foot would give an
excellent motion to thy gate, in a semi-circled farthingale. I
see what thou wert, if fortune thy foe were not, nature is
thy friend: come, thou canst not hide it.
Mrs. Ford.
Believe me, there's no such thing in me.
Fal.
What made me love thee? let that persuade thee. There's
something extraordinary in thee. Come, I cannot cog, and
say thou art this and that, like many of these lisping haw-thorn
buds, that come like women in men's apparel, and smell like
Bucklers-Berry in simpling-time; I cannot: but I love thee, none
but thee; and thou deservest it.
Mrs. Ford.
Do not betray me, Sir; I fear you love mistress Page.
Fal.
Thou might'st as well say, I love to walk by the Counter-gate,
which is as hateful to me as the reek of a lime-kiln.
Mrs. Ford.
Well, heav'n knows how I love you, and you
shall one day find it.
Fal.
Keep in that mind; I'll deserve it.
Mrs. Ford.
Nay I must tell you, so you do; or else I could
not be in that mind.
Rob. [within.]
Mistress Ford, mistress Ford, here's mistress
Page at the door, sweating, and blowing, and looking wildly,
and would needs speak with you presently.
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Fal.
She shall not see me; I will ensconce me behind the
arras.
Mrs. Ford.
Pray you do so; she's a very tatling woman.
George Sewell [1723–5], The works of Shakespear in six [seven] volumes. Collated and Corrected by the former Editions, By Mr. Pope ([Vol. 7] Printed by J. Darby, for A. Bettesworth [and] F. Fayram [etc.], London) [word count] [S11101].