Quickly.
Shal.
Break their talk, mistress Quickly; my kinsman shall
speak for himself.
Slen.
I'll make a shaft or a bolt on't: 'd'slid 'tis but venturing.
Shal.
Be not dismaid.
Slen.
No, she shall not dismay me: I care not for that, but
I am affeard.
Quic.
Hark ye; Mr. Slender would speak a word with you.
Anne.
I come to him. This is my father's choice.
O, what a world of vile ill-favour'd faults
Look handsome in three hundred pounds a year?
Quic.
And how does good master Fenton? pray you a word
with you.
Shal.
She's coming; to her, coz. O boy, thou hadst a
father!
Slen.
I had a father, Mrs. Anne; my uncle can tell you good
jests of him. Pray you, uncle, tell Mrs. Anne the jest, how
my father stole two geese out of a pen, good uncle.
Shal.
Mistress Anne, my cousin loves you.
Slen.
Ay that I do, as well as I love any woman in Glocestershire.
Shal.
He will maintain you like a gentlewoman.
Slen.
Ay, that I will; come cut and long-tail, under the degree
of a Squire.
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Shal.
He will make you a hundred and fifty pounds jointure.
Anne.
Good master Shallow, let him woo for himself.
Shal.
Marry, I thank you for it; I thank you for that. Good
comfort; she calls you, coz: I'll leave you.
Anne.
Now master Slender.
Slen.
Now good mistress Anne.
Anne.
What is your will?
Slen.
My will? od's-heart-lings, that's a pretty jest indeed,
I ne'er made my will yet, I thank heav'n; I am not such a sickly
creature, I give heav'n praise.
Anne.
I mean, Mr. Slender, what would you with me?
Slen.
Truly for my own part, I would little or nothing with
you; your father and my uncle have made motions; if it be
my luck, so; if not, happy man be his dole; they can tell you
how things go better than I can; you may ask your father; here
he comes.
George Sewell [1723–5], The works of Shakespear in six [seven] volumes. Collated and Corrected by the former Editions, By Mr. Pope ([Vol. 7] Printed by J. Darby, for A. Bettesworth [and] F. Fayram [etc.], London) [word count] [S11101].