Starveling.
The Queen of Fairies lying asleep.
Bot.
Are we all met?
Quin.
Pat, pat! and here's a marvellous
convenient place for our rehearsal. This green plot
shall be our stage, this hawthorn brake our tyring
house, and we will do it in action, as we will do it
before the Duke.
Bot.
Peter Quince.
Quin.
What say'st thou, Bully Bottom?
Bot.
There are things in this Comedy of Pyramus
and Thisby, that will never please. First, Pyramus
must draw a sword to kill himself, which the Ladies
cannot abide. How answer you that?
Snout.
By'rlaken, a parlous fear!
Starv.
I believe we must leave the killing out,
when all is done.
Bot.
Not a whit; I have a device to make all well;
write me a prologue, and let the prologue seem to
say, we will do no harm with our swords, and that
Pyramus is not kill'd indeed; and for more better
assurance tell them, that I Pyramus am not Pyramus,
but Bottom the weaver: this will put them
out of fear.
-- 17 --
Quin.
Well, we will have such a prologue, and it
shall be written in eight and six.
Bot.
No, make it two more; let it be written in
eight and eight.
Snout.
Will not the Ladies be afraid of the Lion?
Starv.
I fear it, I promise you.
Bot.
Masters, you ought to consider with yourselves;
to bring in, heaven shield us! a Lion among
Ladies, is a most dreadful thing; for there is not a
more fearful wildfowl than your Lion, living; and
we ought to look to it.
Snout.
Therefore another prologue must tell he is
not a Lion.
Bot.
Nay, you must name his name, and half
his face must be seen through the lion's neck; and
he himself must speak through, saying thus, or
to the same defect: Ladies, or fair Ladies, I
would wish you, or I would request you, or I
would intreat you, not to fear, not to tremble;
my life for yours; if you think I come hither
as a lion, it were pity of my life; no, I am
no such thing; I am a man as other men are; and
there indeed let him name his name, and tell them
plainly, He is Snug the Joiner.
Quin.
Well, it shall be so; but there is two hard
things, that is, to bring the moon-light into a
chamber;
for you know Pyramus, and Thisby met by
moon-light.
Snug.
Doth the moon shine that night we play
our play?
Bot.
A kalendar, a kalendar! look into the almanack;
find out moon-shine, find out moon-shine.
Quin.
Yes, it doth shine that night.
Bot.
Why then may you leave a casement of the
great chamber window, where we play, open, and
the moon may shine in at the casement.
-- 18 --
Quin.
Ay, or else one must come in with a bush
of throns and a lanthern; and say he comes to disfigure
or to present the person of moon-shine. Then
there is another thing; we must have a wall in the
great chamber, for Pyramus and Thisby (says the
story) did talk through the chink of a wall.
Snug.
You can never bring in a wall. What say
you, Bottom?
Bot.
Some man or other must present wall; and
let him have some plaster, or some loome, or some
rough-cast, about him, to signify wall: Or let him
hold his fingers thus, and through the cranny shall
Pyramus and Thisby whisper.
Quin.
If that may be, then all is well. Come,
sit down every mother's son, and rehearse your parts.
Pyramus, you begin; and when you have spoken
your speech, enter into that brake, and so every one
according to his cue.
Enter Puck.
Puck.
What hempen homespuns have we swaggering
here, so near the cradle of the Fairy Queen?
What, a play tow'rd; I'll be an auditor;
An actor too, perhaps, if I see cause.
Quin.
Speak, Pyramus. Thisby, stand forth.
Pyr.
Thisby, the flower of odious favours sweet.
Quin.
Odours, odours.
Pyr.
Odours savours sweet;
So doth thy breath, my dearest Thisby dear:
But hark, a voice! Stay thou but here a while,
And by-and-by I will to thee appear.
Puck.
A stranger Pyramus than e'er play'd here!
[Aside.
Now for a storm to drive these patches hence.
[He waves his wand.]
Thunder and Lightning.
-- 19 --
Quin.
O monstrous! O strange! We are haunted:
Pray masters, fly masters, help!
[Exeunt Clowns.
Puck.
I'll follow you, I'll lead you about 'a round,
Thro' bog, thro' bush, thro' brake, thro' briar;
Sometimes a horse I'll be, sometimes a hound,
A hog, a headless bear, sometimes a fire,
And neigh, and bark, and grunt, and roar, and burn,
Like horse, hound, hog, bear, fire, at every turn.
[Exit.
Enter Bottom.
Bot.
Why do they let a little thunder frighten
them away? But I will not stir from this place, do
what they can: I will walk up and down here, and
I will sing, that they shall hear I am not afraid.
[Sings.
AIR.
The ousel-cock, so black of hue,
With orange-tawny bill,
The throstle, with his note so true,
The wren with little quill.
Queen.
What angel wakes me from my flow'ry bed?
Bot. (Sings.)
The finch, the sparrow, and the lark,
The plain-song cuckow grey,
Whose note full many a man doth mark,
And dares not answer nay.
Queen.
I pray thee, gentle mortal, sing again,
Mine ear is much enamour'd of thy note;
So is mine eye enthralled to thy shape,
On the first view to say, to swear, I love thee.
Bot.
Methinks, mistress, you should have little
reason for that; and yet, to say the truth, reason
-- 20 --
and love keep little company together now-a-days.
The more the pity, that some honest neighbours will
not make them friends. Nay I can gleek upon occasion.
Queen.
Thou art as wise as thou art beautiful.
Bot.
Not so neither: But if I had wit enough to
get out of this wood, I have enough to serve mine
own turn.
Queen.
Out of this wood do not desire to go;
Thou shalt remain here, whether thou wilt or no.
I am a spirit of no common rate;
The summer still doth tend upon my state,
And I do love thee; therefore go with me,
I'll give thee Fairies to attend on thee;
And they shall fetch thee jewels from the deep,
And sing, while thou on pressed flow'rs doth sleep:
And I will purge thy mortal grossness so,
That thou shalt like an airy Spirit go.
Peaseblossom, Cob, Moth, Mustardseed!
Enter Peaseblossom, Cobweb, Moth, Mustardseed. Four Fairies.
Pease.
Ready.
Cob.
And I.
Moth.
And I.
Must.
And I. Where shall we go?
Queen.
Be kind and courteous to this Gentleman;
Hop in his walks, and gambol in his eyes;
Feed him with apricots and dewberries;
With purple grapes, green figs, and mulberries;
The honey-bags steal from the humble bees,
And for night-tapers, crop their waxen thighs,
And light them at the fiery glow-worms eyes,
To have my love to-bed, and to arise:
Nod to him, Elves, and do him courtesies.
Pease.
Hail, mortal, hail!
-- 21 --
Cob.
Hail!
Moth.
Hail!
Queen.
Come, wait upon him, lead him to my bow'r.
The moon, methinks, looks with a watry eye,
And when she weeps, weep ev'ry little flower,
Lamenting some enforced chastity.
Tie up my love's tongue, bring him silently.
[Exeunt.
Scene 2
SCENE Another part of the Wood.
Enter Oberon.
Ob.
I wonder if Titania be awak'd:
Then what it was that next came in her eye,
Which she must doat on in extremity?
Enter Puck.
Here comes my messenger! how now, mad sprite!
What night-rule now about this haunted grove?
Puck.
My mistress with a mortal is in love.
Ob.
This falls out well and fortunate in truth;
Now to my Queen, and beg her Indian youth:
And then I will her charmed eye release
From mortals view, and all things shall be peace.
Away, away, make no delay,
We may effect this business yet ere day.
[Exit Puck.
AIR.
Up and down, up and down,
We will trip it up and down.
We will go through field and town.
We will trip it up and down.
[Exit Oberon.
-- 22 --
Scene 3
SCENE The Wood and Bower.
Enter Queen of Fairies, Bottom; Fairies attending, and the King behind them.
Queen.
Come, sit thee down upon this flowery bed.
Say wilt thou hear some music sweet dove.
Bot.
I have a reasonable good ear in music.
DUET. By 1st and 2d Fairy.
Welcome, welcome to this place,
Fav'rite of the Fairy Queen;
Zephyrs, play around his face,
Wash, ye dews, his graceful mien.
Pluck the wings from butterflies,
To fan the moon-beams from his eyes;
Round him in eternal spring
Grashoppers and crickets sing.
By the spangled starlight sheen,
Nature's joy he walks the green;
Sweet voice, fine shape, and graceful mien,
Speak him thine, O Fairy Queen!
Queen.
Or say, sweet love, what thou desir'st to eat.
I have a ventrous Fairy that shall seek
The squirrels hoard, and fetch thee new nuts.
Bot.
I pray you, let none of your people stir me;
I have an exposition of sleep come upon me.
Queen.
Sleep thou, and I will wind thee in my arms;
Fairies begone, and be always away.
So doth the woodbine the sweet honeysuckle
Gently entwist.
-- 23 --
O how I love thee! how I doat on thee!
[They sleep.
Enter Puck, at one door, Oberon and 1st Fairy at another.
Ob.
Welcome, good Robin! See'st thou this sweet sight?
Her dotage now I do begin to pity:
For meeting her of late behind the wood,
I then did ask of her her changeling child,
Which strait she gave me; wherefore I'll undo
This hateful imperfection of her eyes:
[He strokes her eyes with the flower.
Now, Fairy, sing the charm.
AIR.
1st Fai.
Flower, of this purple dye,
Hit with cupid's archery,
Sink in apple of her eye!
When her lord she doth espy,
Let him shine as gloriously
As the Phœbus of the sky.
When thou wak'st, if he be by,
Beg of him for remedy.
[Exit Fairy.
Now, my Titania, wake you, my sweet queen.
Queen.
My Oberon! What visions have I seen!
Methought I was enamour'd of a mortal.
Ob.
There lies your love.
Queen.
How came these things to pass?
O how mine eyes do loath this visage now!
Ob.
Silence awhile. Robin, remove the man,
And you mean while, Titania, music call,
And strike more dead than common sleep his senses.
Queen.
Musick, ho, musick! such as charmeth sleep.
-- 24 --
AIR.
2d Fai.
Orpheus, with his lute, made trees,
And the mountain tops that freeze,
Bow themselves when he did sing;
To his musick, plants and flowers
Ever spring, as sun and showers
There had made a lasting spring.
[During this song the body is removed.
Ob.
Come, my Queen, take hand with me,
Now thou and I are new in amity.
AIR.
2d Fai.
Sigh no more, lady, sigh no more,
Be not inconstant ever,
One foot on sea, and one on shore,
You can be happy never.
[Lark sings.
Puck.
Fairy king, attend and mark,
I do hear the morning lark.
Ob.
Then, my Queen, in silence sad,
Trip we after the night's shade;
We the globe can compass soon,
Swifter than the wand'ring moon.
Queen.
Come, my lord, and in our flight,
Tell me, how it came this night,
That I sleeping here was found,
With you mortal on the ground.
A Dance of Fairies.
