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Thomas, Frederick William, 1806-1866 [1853], John Randolph, of Roanoke; and other sketches of character, including William Wirt; together with tales of real life (A. Hart, Philadelphia) [word count] [eaf717T].
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OLD NAT. A FACT.

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In my boyhood, while dwelling at my uncle's,
about three miles from Baltimore, on the York
turnpike road, I remember to have been deeply
grieved by the invitation to our household to attend
the funeral of our neighbor and friend, Mr. Richardson.
The deceased dwelt about half a mile
from my uncle's, between the Falls and York turnpike
roads, in a broad strip of bottom-land, where
he cultivated a farm and carried on a mill. The
mill-dam, to my boyish ideas, was an ocean! How
rankly the weeds and long grass grew upon its
sides. The water-snakes therein were only out-numbered
by the bull-frogs thereof, while the mudturtles,
like a neutral party, with the assistance of
the floating chips that looked like them, would
have polled somewhat more than either. The summer
barks that I have set afloat there, and which

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the sweeping breeze bore to a returnless distance,
and which went down, like Tom Moore's (though
not “at sea”), when heaven was all tranquillity—
well do I remember them! Often have my school-mates
and I there proved Cardinal Wolsey's illustration
of “Little wanton boys that swim on bladders.”
By the mill-race, how it delighted me to
loll and throw chips into the rushing waters! I
thought then, and the simile came to me from nature,
as it has many times since from books that
were a thousand years older than either myself or
the mill-race, that, like those pent-up waters breaking
forth, was the outbreak of human passions.

The house stood on a gentle knoll beside the
dam, and multitudinous were the numbers of geese,
ducks, chickens, and turkeys, which the frugal
housewife exulted in raising. Here the two latter
races wandered and worried, when the two former
paddled and plashed in the mill-dam. And while
chickens and hens, with the rooster in their midst,
or at their flank, or in their rear, and the turkeys
with their grand seignior, the gobler, in similar
fashion, would take up a scattering trail for the
barnyard or the woods—it was amusing to observe
with what regular solemnity, in contrast, the ducks,
with the drake at their head, but more especially
the geese with the truculent and burly gander in
advance, would parade in Indian file, along the
devious, narrow race-path to the mill-dam. In my

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mind's eye I “see them on their winding way,”
now. Well may I remember the first time I saw
them. I was then but a child, and was sent on the
farthest adventure I had ever made from home
alone, on an errand to Mr. Richardson's. I passed
the graveyard tremulously; the rustling leaves
whispered ghost stories to me, and the booming
beetle struck against me like a rushing train of
funeral spirits met in mid career, but I got safe
through the bars which inclosed the dam. There
I thought I might be lost in the hazel-bushes, or
that some Georgia man, as the negroes then called
the slave-dealers—for to Georgia many of the
negroes were then sold, and it was their horror—
would leap upon me from the woods, paint me
black, and forthwith sell me into slavery. But the
bushes were passed safely, though an old stump,
which glanced at me on the side of the road, had
hastened me through them. I had now but to turn
a sudden angle in the race-path, and the house of
Mr. Richardson would be full in view and near by.
I trod upon it, with my little crutch under my arm,
bravely. Lo, as I turned the angle, I beheld, not
ten feet from me, the old gander, at the head of a
considerable troop, making a dignified descent on
the mill-dam. The path was of the narrowest,
made by the footsteps of those who attended to
the dam, and it was closely girt by high thick
grass and alder-bushes; it was evident that either

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the gander and train or myself must turn out into
them. Numbers were against me; but I, who had
passed graveyard and Georgia men all alone, I, it
was certain, could not nor would not be such a
goose as to give way to a gander. Through the
trees I saw the slaves of Mr. Richardson at play
about the house, and I resolved, notwithstanding
the democracy of numbers was against me,
to maintain my path. The gander condescended
not to notice me until we had got within
five feet of each other. He then raised his head
with a hissing sound; I waved my hand mechanically,
and ejaculated “shoo!” The gander
stood for a moment at bay, expanding his wings
and protruding his neck, then, with a hiss, hiss,
hiss, malignant as a viper's, he made right at me.
The suddenness, and, I may say, the unexpectedness
of the assault, rather than fear, caused me to
recoil, and, as I did so, my crutch slipped, and I
tumbled on my side and rolled over on my face on
my way down the hill. In that position I seized
an alder-bush, with the intention of maintaining
my ground and regaining an upright position, when,
just as I did so, the gander's hiss ceased, and for a
good reason. On the skirt of my jacket the gander
seized murderously—over and upon me he flapped
his wings with diabolical energy, tightening,
as he did so, his grapple, while his whole bevy
raised such a clatter that I felt myself in a

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whirl-wind of unappeasable wrath, and thought my death
hour had come. Oh, the agony of dying away
from home! I lifted my voice and screamed aloud.
The progenitors of this race saved Rome, but they
certainly would have done for me, had not “Old
Nat” arrived at this instant, and most valorously
rescued me.

This was my first acquaintance with old Nat.
He wiped the dust and dirt from my face and
hands, readjusted my disordered habiliments, and
led me to the house. I delivered my message, and
departed for home, where I arrived in safety, but
not by the mill-race path.

I never saw Nat after this until I saw him at
his master's grave. My uncle had been down to
Mr. Richardson's, offering all the consolation and
assistance in his power. It was rather late for us
to get to the dwelling of the deceased before the
funeral-train should leave it, when my relative returned
for us; and, as the ceremony was to be performed
at the grave, which was between Mr.
Richardson's and our residence, it was agreed that
we should go directly to the graveyard. In fact,
it lay on the side of the road which communicated
between the two estates. As it was not more than
a quarter of a mile off, my uncle took me by the
hand, and, with his wife on his arm, we repaired
thither. We found ourselves somewhat late when
we approached the graveyard, for the coffin had

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been lowered into its earthly receptacle, and the
clergyman was performing his last offices. The
widow did not attend, but the children of the
deceased stood weeping over him, and the grief of
one of them, John, a playmate of mine, was
touching in the extreme.

That we might not disturb the hallowed feelings
of the mourners, my uncle stopped with us on the
outskirts of the group. I saw him directing the
attention of my aunt to Nat, and my eye followed
hers. Nat's mother was a dark mulatto, and his
father a negro; there was, therefore, a slight admixture
of the races in his veins.

He was tall, raw-boned, and erect, with very long
arms. His mouth was small, considering the predominance
of his African blood, and his nose
straight, but with very big nostrils; and he had a
quick, shrewd eye, which wore generally any but
a sad expression.

Now it was far different; and any one who might
have looked at him, would have known, at a glance,
that the deceased was a kind master, for Nat
leaned with both hands upon his spade, with which
he was to throw the earth upon the coffin, while
the big round tears gushed down his cheeks. He
looked at my schoolmate, and then into the grave,
and, stepping to his side, said:—

“Oh, Master John, look here, now; don't take
on so.”

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“Susan,” said my uncle to my aunt, as he
dashed a tear from his eye, “Mr. Richardson's
servants are to be free after they have served a
certain time for which they are to be sold, according
to his will, and I shall certainly buy Nat.”

On the day of sale, in fulfilment of the purpose
which my uncle expressed at the grave, he
attended, taking me with him in his gig. Nat
was forty years of age, and was sold for five
years, at the expiration of which he was to be free.
He expressed great gratitude when my uncle told
him he meant to purchase him, saying that he was
glad he was not to leave the neighborhood where
he had worked so long with his old master.

As soon as the bidding had ceased, and Nat was
struck down to my relative, a broad grin broke
over his countenance, and, stepping up to him, he
said: “Master, I'll go to my new home now, if you
say so.”

My uncle nodded assent, and, after shaking
hands all around with his fellow-slaves, he departed
with alacrity. Having no other purpose at
the sale but the purchase of Nat, my uncle soon
followed that worthy homeward. Our route lay
directly by the graveyard where Mr. Richardson
was buried, and, as we approached it, we beheld
Nat, leaning with his arms on the top of the fence,
and gazing wistfully at the grave. As soon as he

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saw us, he took a by-path to my uncle's, where we
found him on our arrival.

My uncle's dwelling was a long one-story mansion,
with immense windows, that made it look, at a
distance, like a large country church, for which, in
fact, it has been more than once mistaken. It had
a basement story, where were the sleeping apartments
of many of the slaves, together with the
kitchen. As soon as I had finished my tea—for the
sale took place in the afternoon, and we found the
table set when we got home—I descended into the
kitchen, with the wish to see my old acquaintance,
Nat, and, by recognizing him, do my boyish best
to make him feel at home in his new quarters.

Nat needed not my welcome to place him at
home. He was seated quietly in the chimney-corner,
smoking a pipe with the ease of a Turk in
his own especial sanctum. The cook, Viney, who
had a race of nearly a dozen about her, was
listening respectfully to the new-comer, as was also
Cuffy, an African, whom my uncle's brother had
purchased in one of the slave-markets of the West
Indies. One day my uncle's brother was passing
through the slave-market in Cuba, I think, when
the poor fellow sprang from among the gang, and,
throwing himself on his knees before him, implored
him, by signs most impressive, to become his purchaser.
Touched by the scene, he purchased him,
and a deep attachment had grown up between the

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master and the slave. “Master John,” as Cuffy
always called him, was now on a visit to the United
States, and had brought Cuffy with him.

Lem, or, as he preferred being called, in full,
Lemuel, the coachman, was pretending to busy
himself with something or other by the dresser, as
it was called, in which the dishes were spread out
on shelves; but he was evidently listening to, and
scrutinizing Nat, with the desire of not being
observed.

Lem wore livery, drove the carriage, and waited
on the table, and, of course, held himself in aristocratic
elevation above the field-hands. He was a
short, duck-legged negro, with a forehead slanting
directly back from his eyebrows. It was short, and,
to make the most of it, Lem combed, with much
care, every bit of wool back from it. His nose
turned up, as if to take a view over the top of his
head, or, perhaps, to avoid the chasm of his immense
mouth, which was garnished with two rows
of dusky teeth, that were not half as white as
Cuffy's, though Lem, every morning, in imitation
of his master, used a toothbrush. My uncle was
a dyspeptic, and Lem was a dyspeptic, too. He
was an envious, conceited fellow, and nothing would
have pleased him more, had he been farther south,
than to have been placed, whip in hand, as a driver
over his fellows. “Sarvant, master William,” said
Nat, offering me a chair, and taking a seat on a

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stool that stood beside him. “I hope old master's
things sold well, for missus and the children's sake.
I suppose you didn't notice, though.”

“Uncle says they did, Nat,” I replied. “What
were you talking about?”

“Whether or not spirits walk, sir; an' I maintains
it as how they does, sir.”

“Why?” asked I, with boyish fear, approaching
nearer to him.

“Because I seed my old master the other night
as plainly as I see you. I had been sent in town
by missus, to market, the Saturday master died,
and, feeling sad like, I had to take my bitters
pretty often. I felt something was going to happen
to me; and that night, after I got home, I
spent mighty uneasy. The next day, being Sunday,
I had to myself, and, by way of breaking the
spell, I goes down on to the road, right by here,
and spent my time with the boys. I stayed there
all day, and just after night-time I starts for home.
I had always tried to do what was right by old
master, so I took my way by the graveyard, a kind
o' sorrowing for him, but not afeard for myself,
though I felt rather awful for all. You know the
graveyard comes right to a pint as you are agwine
down the hill. I kind of looks over at the grave,
and there, after I looked steady a moment, something
white rises. I knew it must be old master,
for right at once it come over me that I had been

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taking too much lately, and he always 'posed it in
everybody, might and main. I tell you, my hair
riz as straight as yourn. I walked right on, as
hard as I could go; it followed. You know the
fence leads right straight down to the barn, by the
big grape-vine, whar' you go into the mill; it followed
to thar. I couldn't look round—I heer'd
it; but, as I got over the fence, I looked, an' I saw
master. It was him. I saw him, as plain as I see
you, turn into a little white dog, an'—”

“It was the dog that followed you,” said Lem,
from the graveyard; “you must have been intoxhacated.”

“Intoxhacated!” re-echoed Nat: “I thanks you,
sir, for your manners to a strange gentleman.
If it had been a dog,” resumed Nat, turning to
me, but answering Lem, “how comes I to hear it
walk with two heavy feet, like master used to
walk afore me, and hear nothing when it walked
away?”

Lem's interruption discomposed Nat's dignity,
and he resumed his pipe and quitted his story.
Lem's notion was no doubt, however, correct, for
Nat, who was given to the bottle, was a great seer
of sights when he had over-indulged himself. Nat
and Lem never became friends, and I always attributed
it to this little circumstance.

Lem, as I have said, imitated his master in
everything, even in his complaints.

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My uncle was very dyspeptic; he took a great
many nostrums, without their producing any good
effect upon him (of course). At last, however, he
fancied that old Doctor Mann, a French physician,
who kept at the corner of Calvert and Market
streets, had compounded certain pills which gave
him relief. My uncle generally obtained them
through Nat, whom he sent into the city to market
regularly twice a week, and who hauled at other
times wood to the city, and manure for the farm
from it. The coach was not often used, except on
Sundays, when the family went to church, so that
Nat went much oftener to the city than Lem. Lem
though was quite a moneyed man, for he was always
in waiting to hold the horses of the friends of my
uncle when they visited us, and he was sure to obtain
a piece of silver when they remounted.

One day I overheard Lem say very pompously
to Nat (slaves with each other generally bear the
names of their masters, as the servants in the admirable
farce of “High Life below Stairs,” become
dukes and lords with each other, and Nat retained
his old master's name), “Mr. Richardson,
you would obligate me if with this money,” putting
a twenty-five cent piece into Nat's hand, “you would
obtain for me from Doctor Mann a box of his dispeptus
pills. My bowels is terribly disordered,
and there's nothin' that takes me to town to-day.

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Master says them pills helps him, and I think
they'll help me too.”

Nat took the money, and said he would do so.
About half an hour afterwards he came to me and
said,

“Master William, if you will give me some of
them old pill-boxes of master's, what I seed you
have, I'll get you all the chestnuts you want.”

That I esteemed a most liberal offer on the part
of Nat, and I was not slow in closing the bargain,
by handing him several of the empty boxes. I
heard no more about the pills for three or four
weeks, during which time Nat had obtained several
boxes of them for Lem, until one day Nat asked
him how they operated.

“To a fraction,” replied Lem, with dignity, “and
they am not hard to take, only they 'casion a little
nauseum on account of their tasting a leetle fishy.”

“Master William,” said Nat, slyly to me, when
Lem was out of hearing, “I tells you something if
you says nothing about it.”

“Not a word.”

“Them old pill-boxes of master's you got for me,
I rubs mackerel eyes in flour—them's the pills, and
I spends Lem's quarters drinking his health, and
a hoping they may do him much good.”

Nat was an active muscular fellow, and a great
walker. I was passionately fond of attending husking
matches; so was Nat. I had accompanied him

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to several, and whenever I got tired of walking,
and I could not go far at night on my crutch, unless
I knew the road, and not even then if the
ground was soft, Nat would stoop down, and placing
his hands for stirrups, with the left arm shorter
than the other, I would mount, and he would jog
along as easily as if I were not heavier than his
axe—in truth, I was not much heavier. In this
way I have gone with him five or six miles to a
husking frolic, and back again the same night.
There was one stipulation between us always upon
these occasions, namely, that Nat was not to get
drunk, which would have prevented my getting
home, and that I, when we got home, was to supply
him with as much whiskey as he wanted. This
I could easily do, as the keys of the storeroom,
which was in the basement, were, when not in use,
always hung up in the sitting-room, and my uncle
and aunt indulged me in everything.

One night, though Nat religiously kept his
promise with me, I broke mine with him. He
revenged himself. We were late on the next occasion
in starting to the husking, which was some
five miles off. I walked about a hundred yards,
and then mounted on Nat's back. Away we went,
over meadow and ploughed land, and through the
woods. Who more full of fun than I? With my
handkerchief around Nat's neck, for the rein,
sometimes I would lean away back, and press my

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feet in his palms, like a rider who restrains the impatience
of his fiery steed, while Nat, humoring the
notion, would prance, caper, neigh, and play the
Bucephalus entirely to my admiration. Then again
I would be seized with the fear that he would
throw me, and would pat his big ears and cheeks,
and coax him into a walk. I even went so far on
this occasion as to introduce two large pins into
the heels of my shoes, spur-like; but, upon my
applying them, my steed, like Balaam's ass, not
only became endowed with speech, but laid me right
flat down upon my back in the woods, nor would
he suffer me to remount until I had placed my evidences
of knighthood in his possession. After this,
we got to the husking-match safe, and Nat showed
forth conspicuously. His companions pressed him
over and over to drink, and, amidst the uproarious
conviviality, he laid no restraint upon himself, and
soon broke loose from the bounds of sobriety.

When I again mounted for home, I found that
no spur was necessary. I tied my crutch with my
handkerchief, so as to fix it to my arm, and seized
with both hands the collar of Nat's linsey-woolsey
jacket, in right-down earnest. It was necessary,
for Nat pitched and heaved like a war-steed when
stricken a desperate blow by the foe. It was quite
natural, for Nat was combating his worst enemy.
We got in this way into the woods. He staggered
fore and aft, brought up against a huge tree, with

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an oath, and, expanding his palms, gave me a
tumble into the leaves at his feet, while he grasped
the trunk. Steadying himself thereby, he looked
down at me, and hiccoughed out—

“You sees the konsekense, Master Billy, of
breaking bargains. I kept every word of my word
to you on drinking, refusing the fellows, and
awaiting till we got home, and there was no liquor.
I've got my liquor now, because I could not get it
at home, and you knows whose fault it is.”

So speaking, the old fellow tumbled down in the
leaves at my feet, and, all I could do, I could not
rouse him, except to an inarticulate remark. In
two minutes he was fast asleep.

Though I felt provoked, I reflected that old Nat
had served me right, and I sank down by his side,
hoping that in a half hour or so he would recover.
While waiting for that event, I changed my sitting
to a recumbent position, and was soon as fast asleep
as himself. I did not awake until he himself
aroused me at daybreak, and hurried with me off
home. After that I broke no bargains with Nat.

Nat was a lover of the sex, a kind of colored
Lothario. One day, as I was playing in front of
the house, I cast my eyes down the road, and beheld
Nat seated on a board in front of the cart,
returning from town, with a perfect specimen of
one of Africa's daughters beside him. She was a
likely slave of some eighteen or upwards, whom my

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uncle had purchased. It was a sight, that pair.
Nat was seated bolt upright beside her, with an
inclination of his person towards the damsel, after
the fashion which he had witnessed in the most
splendid vehicles of the city, as their lords drove
out with the fair. The damsel, whose name was
Becky, had less of art, and more of nature in her
manner. She was dressed in her best, which was
a spotted-muslin gown, with an old lace cape, that
her former mistress had given her. A flaming
bandanna was tastefully tied round her head, and
she looked tidy, attentive, and neat, but not without
a consciousness. Nat was explaining the localities
of the farm to her, having no doubt previously
satisfied her of the kind qualities of her new master.
I had certainly come in for a share of panegyric,
for I saw him point me out to her, and a broad grin
of satisfaction broke over her countenance.

At the back door Nat descended first from
the cart, according to fashion, and then handed
down Miss Becky. From the side door my aunt
spoke to her kindly, and desired her to hand some
of the bundles into the house. When they were
disposed of, Nat resumed his seat, and I took
Becky's beside him, for the purpose of riding to
the stable, and hearing his opinion of the new-comer.
To my inquiry he replied—

“Master bought her to-day, from the widow
Bushrod, Master William. She is a likely colored

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person. I have been telling her all about our folks,
and a kind of eased her mind as to her new master
and mistress. She is not married, quite a gal like,
an' I s'pose the next thing we shall know, Mr. Lem
will be dodging round, and axing old master for
her for a wife.”

“Nat, as you are not married either, why don't
you get uncle to give her to you?”

“Master William,” replied Nat quickly, “I have
been thinking of that; but in course old master will
give her to the one she likes, an' you know what a
fooling way Lem has. I'm a getting on to the outskirts
of the vale of years, as the preacher says,
an' Lem's not twenty-three. Anyhow, I'm a free
man in six months from this; my time will be out
then, for which my first master sold me. My master,
that's now, may-be though would hire me, if I
was to get Becky, so I could stay about the place.”

“You knew Becky before?” I remarked.

“Yes, slightly, as you'd say, Master William;
an' Lem never seed her before.”

A fierce rivalry forthwith commenced between
Lem and Nat for Miss Becky's favor. Well do I
remember the tactics practised by either party, and
many a lover whom I have met in society practised
his arts with not half the tact of these
colored gentlemen. As for Becky, she proved that
the gift of coquetry was not confined exclusively
to the fairer portion of Adam's race of her sex.

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It was my wont to go into the kitchen on winter
evenings, to discourse with Nat upon the intricate
subject of bird and rabbit-catching; and there I
witnessed man-catching practised with equal adroitness.
Lem was coachman; so he considered himself
Nat's superior. Nat was possessed of a great
deal of ingenuity, could do almost anything about
a farm, and often, when Lem was otherwise employed,
drove the coach; therefore he was disposed
not at all to yield to Lem on the score of personal
pretension, except as regarded years, and they,
Nat said, when not conversing with me on the subject,
but to his fellows, entitled him to the greater
respect; a consideration which a prudent personage
would not certainly press upon the sex in a love-affair.
In the progress of events, it appeared certain
that Lem was about to be victor. He had
greater facilities for obtaining money than his
rival, from the fact that he held the horses, and
waited on my uncle's visitors; and much of it he
spent in making propitiatory sacrifices to the goddess
of his idolatry. While affairs were in this
posture, the time for which Nat was sold expired.
He was a free man. Struck with jealousy at the
success of his more fortunate rival, he determined,
like Ernest Maltravers, the Bulwerian hero, when
he thought Vasgrave about to be the happy man,
to exile himself from the presence of the charmer.
Accordingly, Nat announced his determination to

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my uncle to go back to Harford County, where he
was raised. Now, Nat was my uncle's man-of-all-work,
his man Friday, and my relative felt that he
should be at great loss without him. Besides, my
uncle was much older than my aunt, and, notwithstanding
this, and in spite of many rivals, he had
succeeded in his suit. He was aware of the rivalry
which existed between Lem and Nat, and, I believe,
from a fellow-feeling, he entertained a sly wish
that Nat should outgeneral his compeer. Controlled,
I think, by these feelings, my uncle offered
Nat fifteen dollars a month to stay with him, which
our colored worthy most thankfully accepted.

A few days after Nat's first monthly payment,
Lem's star paled, for Nat was as generous as a
prince, and rivalry, as well as love and generosity,
combined to make him open his purse-strings to
Miss Becky.

My uncle paid Nat his fifteen dollars in silver
one Saturday night, no doubt with a purpose, for
he was full of sly humor, and was fond of observing
the characters of those about him. Becky had
been engaged to go with Lem to the country
Methodist Church on Sunday, but she suddenly
declined, and was all smiles upon Nat during the
day. The next Sunday she appeared at church,
attended by Nat, in habiliments that far outshone
the gorgeous daughters of Africa in the throng.
From that day forth, Lem's case was hopeless.

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It had a speedy termination in despair, for the
following Sunday Nat and Becky appeared together
at church as man and wife, after the fashion
of their people.

By way of revenge, Lem broke open a blacksmith-shop
down on the road, stole the tools, and
buried them in a patch of ground which my uncle
allowed Nat to cultivate for himself. Search
was made for the tools, and Lem, with an accomplice
and backer, named Toney, who belonged to a
neighbor, asserted that they had seen Nat secreting
them in the patch, one night. Luckily, Nat proved
an alibi conclusively. Alas for Lem! it was decided
that he should receive thirty-nine lashes on
the bare back, and, by way of preventing mistakes,
he was compelled to count them himself. This
was not all; he was degraded from the coach-box
into the field-service, in which he speedily recovered
of his dyspepsia, and became a hale, hearty fellow.
And yet this circumstance, which placed Nat in
the ascendant, was, after all, his ruin. He was
elevated to the coach-box. As my cousins were
growing up, the carriage was called into frequent
requisition, and Nat was driving to and from town
constantly. His opportunities for the obtaining of
liquor were frequent, and also, like many a better
man, he not only availed himself of every opportunity
to drink, but he exhibited a great deal of
tact in making them. No matter how drunk, he

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could drive; and his constitution was one of those
hardy ones, in which the vital powers hold on to
the last, and the extremities yield first. Gradually
his left foot increased to double its size, became
misshapen like a club-foot, and the old fellow had
to have a shoe made expressly for it. Still he sat
on the coach-box. But this was not all. One
Christmas eve, returning from a shooting-match
down on the road, and supplying himself from a
flask of whiskey which he had stowed away in his
pocket, he became so drunk as to be unable to
proceed, and pitched down into the snow, where
he remained all night.

The consequence was that old Nat became a
martyr to the rheumatism, which not only rendered
him incapable of service, but an expense to my
relative, for medical attendance. It was two
months before the old fellow could crawl out, and
then he made his appearance on crutches.

When Nat was first taken, Becky's attentions
to him were unremitting; she was so anxious to
restore him to the field, and thereby prevent the
abatement of his wages; but, as his prospects of
future labor diminished, and his medical expense
to my uncle increased, Becky became indifferent
to him.

The great minstrel of the North, after speaking
of the general waywardness of woman, says, in

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that hackneyed quotation (hackneyed, we suppose,
because true):—



When pain and anguish wring the brow,
A ministering angel thou!

Becky might have been a ministering angel to
old Nat, but she removed her quarters from his
room, and made her visits, like other “angel visits,”
a good distance apart.

Almost by miracle Nat's rheumatism left him
for a season, and Becky lighted the torch of hymen
anew, but the flames had scarcely ascended when
the old fellow had a relapse. In this way for years
Nat lingered along, at times apparently well except
his lameness, but with relapses that, at each
recurrence, were at lesser intervals and more severe.
Becky's attentions to him graduated accordingly.

At last Nat's wages were reduced one-half, and
her complaints against his habits were loud and
frequent; but old Nat was sincerely attached to
her, and bore them after the manner of Socrates.
Becky made meanwhile a less brilliant appearance
at church, though her domestic qualities gathered
no new energy.

Years slipped away, and I approached man 's estate.
Nat eked out now what my uncle allowed
him, which was but a few dollars a month, for he
had become almost useless, by setting traps for

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rabbits and partridges, and selling them to the neighbors
or at market. Almost every cent he received
was transferred to Becky ere it touched his
pocket.

I was a good deal amused one day, poor fellow,
at his lamentation over his lame leg. He said—

“Master William, I don 't care for the looks of
the thing, but for the thing itself. You see Becky
will dress, and old master has docked my wages
on account of my rhumatiz, and my not being
able to work as I did, and now when I expected to
make a catching of rabbits and partridges, the
niggers all about here track me through the snow
by my lame leg, and steals everything. There's
Bryant's Toney, I suspects him strong. Master
William, suppose you walks down with me to-morrow
morning to the clump of trees next to Bryant's.
Right in the sheep-track, there I've set my
gun (a trap made out of a hollow log), and by
hokey I know we'll catch that Toney stealing my
rabbit out if there's airy one in.”

“Agreed,” said I, and the next morning bright and
early, for the purpose of defending the old fellow's
rights, I attended him to the clump of trees. There
stood the trap with the fall-down about ten feet
from us.

“We 're afore the tarnal rabbit thief this morning,
Master William,” exclaimed Nat, stepping up
to the trap, and preparing to take from it the live

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captive; “every morning afore this, for these three
mornings past, there's been somebody here, and
helped themselves, and then set the trap again, for
I has a 'tickler way of setting my traps, and can
tell.”

By this time, secundum artem, Nat had extracted
the rabbit from his trap, and with the affrighted
animal under his arm, was proceeding to set it
again, when he looked up and observed—

“See! Master William, yonder! that's Toney
Bryant's. Toney, he's the thief, you may depend on
it. He's coming this way; he's looking out for
other traps, but he ha'n't seed me yet; let's hide,
Master William, behind the trees, and catch the
varmint.”

We accordingly hid, and in a whisper, Nat
pointed Toney out to me at some distance off on
the skirts of the woods, closely eyeing the ground
as he walked on in search of traps. With an eye
glittering through the bushes at him, Nat said,

“That agravating varmint 'll find the trap down,
and think there's a rabbit in—he, he.”

Toney walked directly to Nat's trap, and, finding
the fall down, concluded, of course, that the game
was there. Accordingly he got down on his knees,
for the purpose of purloining it, muttering to himself,
as he did so, “I'll save old Nat the trouble
again.”

Nat, meanwhile, was not an uninteresting picture.

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He stood in a stooping attitude, glaring at the thief,
while he held the rabbit by the hind legs, with its
head under his arm. Every now and then the
animal gave a convulsive start, in its efforts to
escape, at which the old fellow would grasp it
harder, and gaze the keener at Toney, who, on
finding the trap empty and down, concluded that
some other poacher had been there before him.
He therefore determined, it seemed, to remove it
to some place where he could make sure of its contents,
and accordingly he very deliberately lifted
it up and adjusted it under his arm.

At this instant Nat stepped forth, and confronted
him, saying, with great dignity—

“You've no 'casion to take that trap.”

Toney started, and dropped the trap, but, in an
instant, recovered himself, and, putting his foot
on it, he said—

“The trap's mine.”

Nat, full of courage from my presence, though
I was unobserved by Toney, exclaimed—

“You lie, you thief!” And forthwith he slung
(forgetting in his passion what would be his loss)
the rabbit full in his face.

Toney had the reputation of being a dexterous
fellow, and amply proved it on this occasion, for
he caught the rabbit as it struck him, and, bursting
into a loud laugh, he held it over his head a

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moment, in derision, and then darted off like a deer
with it into the woods.

Matters were in this state with Nat when I left
my uncle's, and domesticated myself in the city, as
a student of the law.

In due time I was admitted to practice, and did
so for nearly twelve months, when increasing indisposition
compelled me to repair to the country for
my health. There I found old Nat a hanger-on
about the farm, incapable of doing anything but
feed the poultry, or some such light service. He
earned no wages now, and, as a matter of kindness,
my uncle supported him. Meanwhile a stout, black,
free negro, named Joe Mooney, of about Becky's
age, and a preacher withal, made his appearance
at my uncle's, as a visitor of Becky. Nat hated
him from the first, for he was fond of discoursing
against intemperance, and doubtless did so intentionally,
aiming his shafts at Nat in the presence
of Becky. She was held a beauty by her race.
She was now reduced to the plain habiliments of a
servant, and could no more make the display on
Sundays at the meeting-house which was her wont
in the days of Nat's prosperity. If we could dissect
human motives to their first mainspring, I
have no doubt we should find Becky's first partiality
to the preacher arose from his complimenting
her upon the plainness of her attire, with well-directed
observations upon the impropriety of

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appearing in gayer habiliments, for she was anxious
to make it known that choice, not necessity, had
caused the change. The result was, Becky joined
the church under Mooney. The next thing, her
conscience was troubled about the unceremonious
manner in which she had become Nat's wife, so she
discarded the old fellow eventually. She and
Mooney held long conversations together, and the
issue was that she determined to be married over
again, as she expressed it, but not to Nat.

The old negro plainly proved that the demon
jealousy is not confined to its habitancy of a white
bosom. He was now old and decrepit, but he remembered
well, and it made his age the more
desolate, that all his means, when he had any, were
given, without scarcely a cent's expenditure upon
himself, to one who now, from compunctions of
conscience, spurned him from her bed and board.

He advised with me about speaking to my uncle
on the matter, but I told him it would be of no use;
for he well knew, as his own case proved, that my
relative never interfered in such matters among his
slaves.

Nat's only resource now was in the bottle, and
he thanked his stars that I was near by, from whom
he could obtain the needful “bit.” I could not
find it in my heart to refuse to add a dram or
two to the daily one my uncle allowed him, which
was always sent down to him at dinner time. In

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the morning early it was that the old fellow said
he most needed his “bitters,” and then it was that
I used to start one of the little black boys off to the
tavern on the road for a pint for Nat. How the
old toper's eyes gloated on it when it came! In
fact, his long habits of intemperance had made
stimulus necessary to his existence. At least so
the country doctor said, who was given to stimulus
himself.

As soon as Nat had his bottle filled in the morning,
he would repair instantly to the barn-yard,
where, after having poured into a tin cup a considerable
portion of “old rye,” he would fill from
the glowing udder of the cow the remainder up to
the brim with the warm milk, and take it down as
a Virginian or Kentuckian takes his “mint juleps”
at rising, with a gusto, a lighting up of the eye,
followed by an immediate tendency to loquacity.

Alas for old Nat, it was then that he would come
and take a seat by me, and live his life over again.
How he would chuckle as he reminded me of the
time I had to sleep out all night, and how he would
laugh over Lem and his “dyspeptus pills.”

After taking his morning bitters, Nat touched
not again through the day except at dinner, when
he disposed of the dram which my uncle sent him.
But at night, and particularly if “Parson Joe”
came over to see Becky, he was sure to have

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recourse to the black bottle, which was as sure to be
ready for my “bit” in the morning.

Besides the pocket-money that Nat gathered
between my uncle and myself, my relative frequently
gave him vegetables, fruits, &c., which he
sold to the neighbors. After my relative had set
out his early York cabbages, he told Nat that he
might have all the “plantings” that were left,
which amounted to a thousand or more, and were
selling at twenty-five cents per hundred. Happy
in the opportunity of putting so much “grog-money”
in his pocket, Nat went forth among the
neighbors to effect sales. There was an old man
near by named Tatem, who was always called
Squire Tatem, from the fact that the governor had
given him a commission in the magistracy. This
commission brought Tatem little more than the
dignity, for there were squires enough before he
was made one. He had kept an extensive shoe-store
in Baltimore, and failed. He lived at this
time on a little farm of few acres, which previous
to his failure he had deeded to his wife. The front
of Tatem's barn bounded on the opposite side of
the road from my uncle's, about a quarter of a mile
below the termination of his estate. As Tatem
had been used to a town life, and liked company,
it was his custom, whenever the weather permitted,
to leave his house, which was situated a hundred
or more yards off of the road, and take his station

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by the road fence, leaning thereon, and stopping
whatever passengers he chanced to know in their
way to and from town, to learn the news.

Nat had sold four hundred of his early York
“plantings” to Squire Tatem, but on their delivery
the Squire had failed to make payment, and had
put Nat off from time to time, whenever the old
negro had requested him thereto. One day Nat
came to me and stated his grievance, saying,

“You must know, Master William, that I sold
him, that Squire Tatem, the four hundred early
York plantings at twenty-five cents a hundred.
You can see how good they was, for look at old
master's and look at the Squire's or mine, for mine
they are, when you pass by his place. Finer early
Yorks the hand of black or white man never
planted. Well, after I handed 'em to him, he said
he had no change then, an' that he would pay me
the first time he seed me. I let him, Master William,
see me every time I had a chance for a full
month afterwards, but he never said a word. So
one day I meets him down at the tavern on the
road, where there was a quantity of gentlemen,
an' I says to him as purlite as possible, taking off
my hat at the same time, `Servant, Squire,' says
I. `Nathaniel, my worthy,'—he called me at full
length, Nathaniel—`Nathaniel, my worthy,' says
he, very kind, `how's your health?' Says I, `I
thanks you, Squire, very kindly, my rheumatiz is

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better—how does 'em early Yorks come on?'
`Early Yorks,' says he, snapping his eye quickly
at me. `Oh, my fine fellow, near the road? Admirably.
Your master never had any like them,
hey?' `Yes, Master Squire,' says I, `them ere
come from old master's; they're growing first
rate, and, Squire,' says I, making a low purlite
bow, `Nat would be your 'bedient servant, if you
would let him have that change for 'em!' `Change,'
said he; `them few plantings I got from you wasn't
worth a snap; it's my opinion you stole 'em from
your master, you drunken vagabond; I shall call
and see him; but for my respect for him I should
commit you to jail right off.' Then Bob Hollands
told him that the receiver was as bad as the thief.
How everybody did laugh; but the Squire looked
so angry at me that I thought it best to leave, so I
did.”

“Have you ever spoken to him since about the
matter?” I asked.

“Yes, Master William; the other day I finds
him leaning over the fence; and he told me if I
ever spoke to him in the company of gentlemen
about such things again, that he would cowhide me
the first time he caught me on the road. He said
when he had any change he'd let me know, without
my axing for it. Now, Master William, you knows
the law; what are a colored man to do under them
circumstances?”

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“Was there no white person by,” I asked, “when
you sold the cabbages to the Squire?”

“Not a soul, black or white, Master William.”

“It's a pity, Nat,” I replied, “that he did not
confess the debt in the presence of some of those
gentlemen at the tavern. You are now a free man,
and you could sue him for the amount, and bring
one of those gentlemen to prove that he confessed
the debt.”

“Ha, now I understand it, Master William.
That's the reason why the Squire didn't want to
hear anything of it before them are gentlemen; he
knew I could make him pay. So, if he was to
confess, in the presence of a white person, as how
he owed me the money, then I could sue him, and
make him pay.”

“Precisely so, Nat,” I replied. Nat chuckled
to himself, and then said: “The Squire'll find I'm
not such a cabbage-head as he takes me for.”

A week or so after this, and when I had forgotten
the circumstance, Nat was one day driving
me into the city in the carriage. As we approached
Squire Tatem's, Nat turned round, and said quickly
to me:—

“Master William, there's the Squire now. Don't
let him see you, and just mark, now, how I'll tickle
him along about the cabbage. If I stops, he'll
think of a konsekence there's nobody in.” Accordingly,
with great respect, Nat spoke to the

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Squire, and was immediately asked by him what
the news was.”

“Nothing 'tickler, Squire. I hopes you is well
to-day, sir.”

“Very well, Nathaniel; how's your master?”

“Well, I tanks you, Squire. How nice your
place looks! You beats up the whole of us all hollow,
Squire, a-gardening.”

“Yes, the place looks pretty well. What do you
think of those cabbages, you rascal, hey?” and
the Squire spoke half humorously.

“That is a great soil, yours, Squire; ours is
nothing like 'em.”

“Why didn't you say so, then, the other day,
you black scamp, when I asked you?”

“I didn't like, Squire, to run down things at
home before company.”

“Ha, ha! you don't, hey? But you come dunning
before company, do you?”

“You wouldn't hear me through, then, Squire;
I was gwine to say, when you stopped me, that
master talked about buying that cider-press of
yourn, to get all ready for the cider season.”

“That was it, hey? I have said I would sell it
to a neighbor, so I will.”

“Master wants me to look at it, Squire.”

“Ay, come and do so, Nathaniel, as you come
out, and we'll talk about that little change I owe
you. How much was it?”

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“Four hundred, Squire, at twenty-five cents a
hundred,” replied Nathaniel.

“Yes, yes, so it is—exactly right. I owe you
one dollar, Nathaniel, and when your master buys
the cider-press I'll pay you.”

“Squire,” exclaimed Nat, in a changed tone,
“whether master buys that press or not, you've got
to pay me. I just tell you I have a white gentleman
in here, an' he'll prove it.” And before, between
indignation and surprise, the Squire could
reply, Nat put whip to his horses, and away he
went.

Nat informed me, a few days afterwards, that
he had met the Squire on the road since; that the
Squire “gave him a hard cussing, but chucked the
dollar at him.”

“Who can control his fate?” as Othello says.
Nat struggled in vain against his. Becky, after
she had discarded Nat, and the formalities of a
courtship were gone through with, married “Parson
Joe.” I must do Joe, too, the justice to state,
that by hard labor he obtained the means, before
the birth of her first child by him, of buying her
from my uncle. The old gentleman let him have
her at half her value, and rented cheaply, to her
husband, a cabin and lot on the road-side. Joe
treats her well, and is doing well. Joe never entertained
any ill-feeling towards Nat, but, on the
contrary, treated him with kindness—with much

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more than Becky, whom I have seen stand in
great dignity at the door of her own household, and
offer Nat three cents to split wood for her, and rate
him soundly for not splitting the money's worth!

I had made up my mind to push my fortunes in
the West, and, on the eve of my departure, I left
the city, to which I had again returned, for the
purpose of spending a week with my kind uncle
and aunt. My cousins had all married off, and
they were the only white persons on the farm.
There was old Nat, and right glad was he to see
me, and have his bottle filled; but he felt desolate
and deserted, and could not get over Becky's treatment
of him. Sad, sad was my parting with my
relatives. Nat had not driven the carriage for
some time, but he asked permission to drive me
into the city, on my leave-taking, and I could not
refuse him. Just as we reached Barnum's steps,
we saw the stage in which I had taken my seat
turn from Market (now Baltimore) Street into Calvert
Street. “Master William,” said old Nat, with
heart so full that he could hardly speak it, “you'll
never see Nat any more. We'll never have any
more talks together. Though you're gwine far
over the mountains, you must think of old Nat
when you're there; an' when you write home,
you must name me in black and white, an' old
master'll read it to me. If old master lives, I
shall have a good home as long as I wants one;

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but, if he dies afore me, I shall end my days in the
poorhouse. But it is no matter where old Nat
dies; he's old, now, and of no account nohow to
nobody. Master William,” and here the old fellow's
voice grew firm and admonitory, “remember
this what I tell you at our last parting. Master
William, arter the experience of sixty years, a
woman can deceive any man.”

“The stage waits, sir,” exclaimed the driver to
me. Old Nat assisted me in, grasped my hand
convulsively, but had no words. The tears down
his dusky cheek spoke for him. Away we dashed,
and the last sight I caught of my humble friend
was as we whirled around the corner; he was
gazing after me with a full heart. I am still a
bachelor. Nat's advice certainly has not confined
me to my present solitary state; yet it is as certain
that on many a night of festivity in lighted
hall, and on many a moonlight ramble, his words
have crossed me like the disenchanting power of
some ugly old elf o'er the wanderer in fairy land.

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p717-121 “OLD KENTUCK. ” A TRUE STORY.

“O! Kentucky,
The hunters of Kentucky.”
Western Song.

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Some years since I left Pittsburg in a first-rate
steamer, on my way to New Orleans. I was bound
upon a rare trip of pleasure, and, full of health
and the excitement consequent upon it, was alive
to every scene around and every character about
me. And the characters upon our western waters,
fifteen years ago, had more character in them; just
as the scenes around one had more of nature in
them than now, inasmuch as art had not displayed
as much of her power there as she has since; a
power which, with enlightened laws and republican
institutions, is destined, as I believe, to make the
West the model land of the world.

One day, I think it was the day after we left
Pittsburg, we saw a white man, with a black boy
beside him, evidently designing to take passage, as

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the boy was waving, with might and main, a large
handkerchief on the end of a stick. Impatient
that the steamboat, by her movements, indicated
no notice, on the part of her officers, of the signal
aforesaid, the white man took the stick, which
proved to be a ramrod, from the hand of the negro,
and, leaning on a rifle which he held in his hand,
waved it, with a good deal of emphasis in his manner,
while we could hear his stentorian voice (it
was indeed stentorian, to reach us at that distance),
exclaiming: “Hello!”

“Hello!” replied a voice from the upper deck
of our steamer, the Fort Adams.

“It's Samson,” exclaimed the captain, who was
standing on the guards beside a crowd of us;
“round to.”

No sooner said than done. As the boat approached
the parties, Samson exclaimed: “Why,
you are blind as a horse-blanket—blind as your
boat. I don't stand so low that you can't see me,
do I? I! I stand six feet four inches in my stocking
feet, and I waved this handkerchief as many
feet over my head besides.”

“Who do you think is looking out for you from
the wheelhouse?” replied the pilot. “You're big
enough to look out for yourself, and you're big
enough to be a snag, old fellow—but I'd rather see
you on the shore than in the river. But I am
keeping a sharp lookout ahead, here—we hit a

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snag somewhere about here last time. How would
you like to hire out to Uncle Sam for a light-house?
A little more liquor, and your face would
go without any other light.”

“Ha, Rogers, is that you, you thief you? That's
a Joe Miller—you stole it from old Falstaff in the
play, about that chap whose nose lit him up the
hill at night. I hope you don't extend your
thieveries to other matters.”

“It's no thievery, Kentuck,” replied Rogers—
“it's only like a parson's text, which anybody has
the right to apply—well applied, I drawed the
inference, old boy.”

“Yes,” replied old Kentuck, as he was called,
“you'll have a bee line drawed upon you some of
these days, in consequence of that tongue of yours—
everybody that knows you, knows that yours
is no slander—but never mind, you'll meet with
a stranger, some of these short days, and that will
be like a snag to your boat.” By this time our
yawl had received old Kentuck, and I saw the
black boy deposit the traveller's trunk in it, while
that individual deposited a piece of silver in his
hand, which glittered like the ivory the darkey exhibited
on the occasion.

“Take care of yourself, Pomp, and mind what
I told you.”

“Yes, Master Samson, you 'pend 'pon me;
there's no mistake in this nigger.”

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“That's a tall man,” I said to the captain, as
Old Kentuck sprang upon the deck, rifle in hand.

“Tall,” rejoined the captain; “well, he's tall
in a good many ways; he's what we call a “case.”
He's a pilot going down to New Orleans, to bring
the Emperor up, as he wrote me. I've been expecting
to find him somewhere along shore here.”

Soon the Kentuckian was up stairs, shaking the
captain by the hand in the most cordial manner.
Old Kentuck was certainly a character. He
wore a pair of pants, with enormous stripes in
them; a most preposterous pattern! his vest was
of rich silk, of a gorgeous fashion, while around
his neck he had a cross-barred neckcloth of black
and red, tied in a curious kind of knot, in which
he seemed to pride himself. A loose frock-coat,
brown, and with a brown velvet collar thrown
back, covered his body, while his head was adorned
with a huge foxskin cap, with the tale of Reynard
fantastically curled above it. But the face of the
stranger was certainly attractive. Across the
“broad Atlantic of his countenance,” as some one
said of Charles James Fox, there played a continued
sunshine of cheerfulness and good-nature;
at the same time that his clear blue eye and the
occasional compression of his well-defined lips,
showed a nature that might be waked up to desperate
deeds.

“Samson, does that Pomp belong to you?”

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“Yes, sir-ee—why?”

“I want a hand.”

“Well, you can take him, and give me what's
right—ha! ha! Capting, do you know Pomp's
father, old Dave?”

“Yes.”

“Well, the old rascal has turned Mormon; he
sees sights and has visions, and talks about
another book of Mormon. He's great on fore-knowledge.
The other day, Dave comes to me
with the most awful face you ever saw a nigger
carry, and said he wished to speak to me apart.
Apart I went with him, and after glancing around
fearfully and with an ominous look, he said:
`Master, I'se got something of highest consekence
to tell you.' `What's that, Dave?' `Why, master,
you don't believe in the book of Mormon and
visions, but my duty to you is nevertheless my
duty.'—`That's good, Dave,' I replied; `there's
Christianity in that! `Master, there's Mormon in
it, and the truth is, I've had a dream now for the
third night in secession—and being, as you always
have been, a good master to me, and kind, I
thought I ought to tell you that, according to them
three dreams, dreamed three nights in secession,
I shall die next Sunday night, and see Joe Smith
to a certainty.' `Well, Dave,' says I, `I am very
much obliged to you—seeing that your end's so
near, it's a gratification for me to know that I have

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been a good master to you—a great gratification,
as you are near your end; and being, Dave, as, you
know, you cost me six hundred dollars, and I can 't
afford to lose you, as it is a-going to please the
Lord to take you on Sunday, I shall, the Lord
willing, put you in my pocket in the shape of
seven hundred dollars next Saturday. Old Bowler
will give that for you, for he told me so—and
though he is a hard master, you can escape him, at
least for one day, especially as he belongs to
church, and never flogs on Sunday, and you'll have
your clearance that night.”

“Whew,” ejaculated the captain, “ha! ha! ha!”

“Yes—I come it, didn't I? Dave called on me
the next morning early—he had been watching to
see me come out, thinking that I might slip over
the back way to Bowler's, and told me that he had
had seven dreams that very night, assuring him
that he should live a very long time, and that it
was very wrong anyway to believe in dreams.
Pomp said his daddy was a fool; the old man
overheard it and licked him for it—so Pomp was
the fool after all. What's the news, captain—anything
up stream?”

“Nothing,” replied the captain.

“Any boats up?”

“No—did you see the Shelby.”

“Yes, she's just below here in the bend, getting
her shaft mended.”

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“I'll pass her, then,” said the captain; and he
proceeded below.

Soon the accelerated speed of our boat showed
that the captain had ordered a press of steam, and
we were dashing gallantly through the beautiful
Ohio, while the heavy waves on either side of us
ran rippling to the shore.

In the bend, sure enough, we soon discovered the
Shelby, on board of which boat it was evident our
appearance created some commotion. It appears
that she had just finished the repair of her shaft,
and was about leaving the shore as we drew in
sight.

“Ha, ha,” said Old Kentuck, leaning on his
rifle, which was as long as he was tall, “she looks
like trying if she can beat you.”

“Don't know,” said the captain quickly.
“They've made big bets on her up at Pittsburg,
and I can't stand everything. I say, Samson, I
am opposed to racing, but I can't stand everything.”

“Sometimes I won't stand anything,” replied
Samson.

“Is the Shelby a fast boat?” I asked of the
Kentuckian; “I hope we shan't have racing.”

“Racing! why, don't you like excitement,
stranger—what's life without excitement?” replied
old Kentuck; “a mud-puddle to Niagara. I tell
you, stranger, in dull times, and when a man don't

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choose to take liquor, and sometimes I don't
choose—I go and sleep over the boiler, by way of
excitement.”

“Do you? That's a tall rifle,” I said.

“Tall—it's just as tall as I am. You've hearn
tell of Capting Scott, who was such a tall shot
that the coon came down as soon as he saw him
and give in—haven t you?”

“I have,” replied I, laughing.

“Well, this is the rifle that did it—Capting
Scott wouldn't have been anything without the
rifle, would he? I don't say I ever had a talk with
a coon, but I do say that this rifle can talk to
them, and that I can bring one down from just as
big a distance as he can.”

I took the Kentuckian's rifle in my hand, and
after feeling the weight of it, handed it back to
him.

“Love me, love my dog!” said he—“ha! ha!
I had a hearty laugh to myself the other day.
Them Frenchmen, you don't think they are civilized,
stranger, do you?”

“Civilized—why, they think themselves the
most civilized nation in the world.”

“Well, they're mistaken, that's all—it's confounded
easy for a man or men to get mistaken in
themselves. I was reading the other day how some
Frenchmen tried to blow Napoleon up with what
they called an “infernal machine.”—Bah, it's the

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most foolish contrivance I ever heard of; it put me
in mind of the Irishman now who went to spear a
fish with a scythe, and cut his own head off. Ha,
but let them put me anywhere in a fifth or tenth
story, just where I can see his majesty's nose as
he goes by in his carriage, I don't care if fifty
horses are going it at a leap, and he behind them—
it ain't as fast as a bird on the wing is it, or
worse than a squirrel on the top of a tree? Well,
just let him show his nose, and I'd put a bullet
between the peepers of the Lord's anointed certainly.”

“Yes, I expect you could.”

“And no mistake.—No, sir, because Frenchmen
teach dancing, you call them civilized. Why,
stranger, I've been among various folks, and the
Indians dance more than the French do. Firearms
is the invention of civilization, ain't it?”

“Yes, I understand so.”

“Well, the rifle is the best kind of firearms—
it's the highest point of civilization, I maintain.—
Ha! there she comes—this boat can't stand it with
the Shelby.” By this time all was excitement on
board the Fort Adams. The Shelby was a larger
and faster boat, and she was pressing us hard. I
could hear the barkeeper calling out to the steward
for more ice—and, as I glanced towards the bar, I
discovered a crowd of persons in excited talk,
drinking; among them was the captain.

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“Come, let's go on the hurricane deck,” said
Kentuck, “and see how matters look.”

As we entered the cabin to go forward and
ascend to the hurricane deck that way, a number
of ladies rushed from their cabin towards us, exclaiming—

“Gentlemen, they are racing; they'll blow us
all up, gentlemen.”

“Ladies, don't be frightened,” said old Kentuck,
in a manner of exceeding courtesy, at the same
time taking off his fox-skin.

“Oh! sir,” exclaimed a beautiful, delicate looking
lady to him in an agony of terror, “don't let
them race; I had a brother and sister lost on the
Mozelle.”

“Don't be frightened, my good lady, don't be
frightened,” rejoined the Kentuckian; and, shaking
her hand, he proceeded to the hurricane deck.

The Shelby was “barking” after us like a bloodhound
from the slip. There was quite an expanse
of water in this place, but, as I learned from the
Kentuckian, who was an old pilot, and acquainted
with every foot of the river, the channel here was
very devious and dangerous. The captain came to
the Kentuckian's side with a flushed cheek, and
asked,

“What do you think of it, Samson?”

“If I had the strength of my namesake,” replied
the Kentuckian, “I'd swim out and chuck that

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boat, cargo, passengers and all ashore; as it is,
she is too fast for us, and I always knew it. I told
you Bob Albert, the pilot there, has been on a bust
for this week past; they sent their yawl ashore
when they saw me this morning, wanting to learn
something about another pilot. Beattie's sick; and
I saw then Albert was tight; he swore you should
not beat them if they blew everything up. I tell
you, capting, it's my opinion they'll be into us; the
channel is too narrow here for them to pass us;
and they're got such a head of steam on, and they
are so much bigger than we are, that if they come
agin us, we are gone.”

“Kentuck,” called out Rogers from the wheelhouse,
“just step here a moment. You know the
channel better than I do. I wonder what those
rascals mean?”

The meaning seemed to be to my eye a resolve
to run us down; the smoke ascended black and
sulphury from her chimneys, with occasional
flashes of volcanic fire, that showed he had all the
steam on possible. He gained on us evidently,
while the excited crowd on her hurricane deck and
guards repeatedly hurrawed, as, by the orders of
the mate, they stepped to the centre of the boat,
to keep her righted.

The noise they made and their evident approach,
with the fearful trembling of our boat, for we had
all steam on, too, so alarmed the ladies that,

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following impulse rather than reason, for they would
have been safest perhaps in the cabin, they hurried
on to the hurricane deck, and the one that I
have before spoken of rushed to Samson, who was
at the wheel, and begged him not to race any
more.

“Kentuck,” said Rogers, “they'll be into us—
it's my opinion they mean to run us down—they
must be all drunk there.”

“Pretty much so,” replied the Kentuckian;
“Bob Albert was in for it early this morning;
he's the only pilot on board; that is, Beattie is
down with a fever mighty low—Bob hates your
capting here, and when he's tight he's perfectly
crazy.”

“We shall all be lost—we shall all be lost,” exclaimed
the young lady, “O! Mr. Old Kentucky
save us.”

“Old Kentucky will do that, my dear young
lady, if he has to shoot the rascal at the wheel;
they're bent on running us down—self-preservation
is the first law of nature—if two men are
grappling for the same plank at sea, which will
hold but one, each has the right to push the other
off if he can—that's law I'm told, though I never
thought it was exactly fair, especially if the weaker
man had got the plank first—however, if these
fellows run into us it will be a clear case of murder,
and they are hardly six lengths off. Hang it,

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these boats bark so that you can hardly hear
yourself talk. Halloo, there, what are you after?
Look out! Here, Rogers, you take the wheel a
moment, and hand me my rifle—you see it's necessity.”

“Don't kill him,” exclaimed Rogers, nevertheless
complying with his request.

“Kill him! no, but I'll just break that right arm
of his between the wrist and elbow, the first time
he shows it fairly.”

So saying, the Kentuckian deliberately lifted his
rifle to his shoulder. We all felt our danger too
much to interfere or even to say a word. In a
moment more the sharp report of the rifle was
heard, all eyes were fixed upon the pilot of the
Shelby. In an instant his arm fell lifeless to his
side, and the Shelby, uncontrolled, rushed on to a
shallow bar just beside her, and in another moment
was fast aground.

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CHAPTER I.

I was born in the South. I had very bad health
there in my early childhood, and a maiden aunt
took a voyage by sea, from Baltimore to my birth-place,
for the purpose of returning with me to a
climate which the physician had said would
strengthen my constitution.

She brought me up with the greatest kindness,
or rather, I should say, she kept me comparatively
feeble by her over-care of my health. When I was
about fourteen years of age my father brought my
mother and my little sister Virginia from Charleston
to see me. My meeting with my kind mother
I shall never forget. She held me at arm's length
for a instant, to see if she could recognize in the
chubby boy before her, the puny sickly child with
whom she had parted with such fond regret on
board the Caroline but a few years before; and when,
in memory and in heart, she recognized each

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lineament, she clasped me to her bosom with a wild
hysteric joy which compensated her—more than
compensated her—she said, for all the agony
which our separation had caused her. I loved my
mother devotedly, yet I wondered at the emotion
which she exhibited at our meeting; and child
though I was, a sense of unworthiness came over
me, possibly because my affections could not sound
the depths of hers.

My father's recognition was kinder than I had
expected from what I remembered of our separation.
He felt prouder of me than at our parting, I presume
from my improved health and looks; and this
made him feel that being tied to the apron-strings
of my good old aunt, would not improve my manliness.
A gentleman whom he had met at a dinner
party, who was the principal of an academy, a
kind of miniature college, some distance from Baltimore,
had impressed my father, by his disquisitions,
with a profound respect for such a mode of
education.

“William,” said my father, in speaking on the
subject to a friend, “will be better there than here
among the women; he'll be a baby forever here.
No, I must make a man of him. I shall take him
next week with me, and leave him in charge of
Sears.”

My mother insisted upon it that I should stay
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my sister and myself might become more attached
to each other ere they returned to Carolina. But
my father said, “No, my dear; you know it was
always agreed between us, that you should bring
up Virginia as you pleased, and that I would bring
up William as I pleased.”

“Let us take him, then, back home,” exclaimed
my mother; “he is healthy enough now.”

“But he would not be healthy long there, my
dear. No, I have made inquiry; Mr. Sears is an
admirable man; and under his care, which I am
satisfied will be paternal, William will improve
his mind, and learn to be a man—will you not,
William?”

I could only cling to my mother without reply.

“Here,” exclaimed my father exultingly, “you
see the effect of his education thus far.”

“The effect of his education thus far!” retorted
my aunt, who did not relish my father's remark;
“he has been taught to say his prayers, and to
love his parents, and to tell the truth. You see
the effects in him now,” and she pointed to me,
seated on a stool by my mother.

All this made no impression on my father. He
was resolved that I should go to Bel-Air, the
county town of Harford County, Md., situated
about twenty-four miles from Baltimore, where the
school was, the next week, and he so expressed
himself decidedly.

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The condemned criminal, who counts the hours
that speed to his execution, scarcely feels more
horror at the rush of time than I did. One appalling
now seemed to possess me. I was deeply
sensitive, and the dread of my loneliness away
from all I loved, and the fear of the ridicule and
tyranny of the oldsters, haunted me so that I could
not sleep, and I laid awake all night picturing to
myself what would be the misery of my situation
at Bel-Air. In fact, when the day arrived, I bade
my mother, aunt, and my little sister Virginia farewell,
with scarcely a consciousness, and was placed
in the gig by my father, as the stunned criminal is
assisted into the fatal cart.

This over-sensitiveness—what a curse it is! I
lay no claims to genius, and yet I have often
thought it hard that I should have the quality
which makes the “fatal gift” so dangerous, and
not the gift. My little sister Virginia, who had
been my playmate for weeks, cried bitterly when
I left her. I dwelt upon her swimming eye with
mine, tearless and stony as death. The waters of
bitterness had gathered around my heart, but had
not as yet found an outlet from their icy thrall,
'neath which they flowed dark and deep.

Bel-Air, at the time I write of, was a little village
of some twenty-five or more houses, six of
which were taverns. It was and is a county town,
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Baltimore lawyers used to flock in crowds; and
many mad pranks have I known them to play there
for their own amusement, if not for the edification
of the pupils of Mr. Sears.

My father drew up at McKenney's tavern, and
as it was about twelve when we arrived, and the
pupils were dismissed to dinner, he sent in his card
to the principal, who in a few minutes made his
appearance. Talk of a lover watching the movements
and having impressed upon his memory the
image of her whom he loveth!—the school-boy
has a much more vivid recollection of his teacher.
Mr. Sears was a tall, stout man, with broad, stooping
shoulders. He carried a large cane, and his
step was as decided as ever was Dr. Busby's, who
would not take off his hat when the King visited
his school, for the reason, as he told his Majesty
afterwards, that if his scholars thought that there
was a greater man in the kingdom than himself,
he never could control them. The face of Mr.
Sears resembled much the likeness of Alexander
Hamilton, though his features were more contracted,
and his forehead had nothing like the
expansion of the great statesman's; yet it projected
similarly at the brows. He welcomed my
father to the village with great courtesy, and me
to his pupilage with greater dignity. He dined
with my father with me by his side, and every now
and then he would pat me on the head and ask me

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a question. I stammered out monosyllabic answers,
when the gentleman would address himself again
to his plate with renewed gusto.

Mr. Sears recommended my father to board me
at the house of a Mr. Hall, who had formerly been
the Sheriff of the county, and whose wife and
daughters, he said, were very fine women. He regretted,
he said, when he first took charge of the
academy, that there was not some general place
attached to it, where the pupils could board in
common; but after-reflection had taught him that
to board them among the towns-people would be as
well. He remarked that I was one of his smallest
pupils, but that he would look upon me in loco parentis,
and doubted not that he could make a man
of me.

After dinner he escorted my father, leading me
by the hand, down to the academy, which was on
the outskirts of the town, at the other end of it
from McKenney's. The buzz, which the usher had
not the power to control in the absence of Mr.
Sears, hushed instantly in his presence, and as he
entered with my father, the pupils all rose, and
remained standing until he ordered them to be
seated. Giving my father a seat, and placing me
in the one which he designed for me in the school,
Mr. Sears called several of his most proficient
scholars in the different classes, from Homer down
to the elements of English, and examined them.

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When a boy blundered, he darted at him a look
which made him shake in his shoes; and when
another boy gave a correct answer and took his
fellow's place, and glanced up for Mr. Sears's smile,
it was a picture which my friend Beard, of Cincinnati,
would delight to draw. The blunderer looked
like one caught in the act of sheep-stealing, while
the successful pupil took his place with an air that
might have marked one of Napoleon's approved
soldiers, when the Emperor had witnessed an act
of daring on his part. As for Mr. Sears, he thought
Napoleon a common creature to himself. To kill
men, he used to say, was much more easy than to
instruct them. He felt himself to be like one of
the philosophers of old in his academy; and he
considered Dr. Parr and Dr. Busby, who boasted
that they had whipped every distinguished man in
the country, much greater than he of Pharsalia, or
he of Austerlitz.

When the rehearsal of several classes had given
my father a due impression of Mr. Sears's great
gifts as an instructor, and of his scholars' proficiency,
he took my father to Mr. Hall's, to introduce
us to my future host.

We found the family seated in the long room in
which their boarders dined. To Mr. Sears they
paid the most profound respect. Well they might,
for without his recommendation they would have
been without boarders. Hall was a tall,

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good-humored, careless man. His wife was older than
himself, tall too, but full of energy. He had two
daughters, Harriet and Jane.

Harriet was a quick, active, lively girl, and
withal pretty; whilst Jane was lolling and lazy
in her motions, and without either good looks or
smartness. The matter of my boarding was soon
arranged, and it had become time for my father to
depart. All this while the variety and excitement
of the scene had somewhat relieved my feelings,
but when my father bade me be a good boy, and
drove off, I felt as if the “last link” was indeed
broken; and though I made every effort, from a
sense of shame, to repress my tears, it was in vain,
and they broke forth the wilder from their previous
restraint. Harriet Hall came up instantly to comfort
me. She took a seat beside me at the open
window at which I was looking out after my father,
and with a sweet voice whose tones I remember yet,
she told me not to grieve because I was away from
my friends; that I should soon see them again,
and that she would think I feared they would not
be kind to me if I showed so much sorrow. This
last remark touched me, and whilst I was drying
my eyes, one of the larger boys, a youth of eighteen
or twenty, came up to the window (for the
academy by this time had been dismissed for the
evening), and said:—

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“Ah, Miss Harriet, is this another baby crying
for home?”

In an instant my eyes were dried. I cast one
glance at the speaker; he was a tall, slim, reckless-looking
fellow, named Prettyman, and from that
day to this I have neither forgotten it, nor I fear,
forgiven him.

In the night, when we retired to our rooms, I
found that my bed was in a room with two others,
Prettyman and a country bumpkin by the name of
Muzzy. As usual on going to bed, I kneeled down
to say my prayers, putting my hands up in the
attitude of supplication. I had scarcely uttered
to myself the first words, “Our Father,” but to
the ear that heareth all things, when Prettyman
exclaimed—

“He's praying! `By the Apostle Paul!' as
Richard the Third says, that's against rules. Suppose
we cob him, Muzzy?”

Muzzy laughed and got into bed; and I am
ashamed to say that I arose with the prayer
dying away from my thoughts, and indignation and
shame usurping them, and sneaked into bed, where
I said my prayers in silence, and wept myself in
silence to sleep. In the morning, with a heavy
heart, and none but the kind Harriet to comfort
me, I betook myself to the academy.

Parents little know what a sensitive child suffers
at a public school. I verily believe that these

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schools engender often more treachery, falsehood,
and cruelty, than exist in West India slavery; I
was about saying even in the brains of an abolitionist.
Most tenderly nurtured under the care of
an affectionate old aunt, who was always fixing my
clothes to keep me warm, coddling up something
nice to pamper me with, watching all my out-goings
and in-comings, and seeing that everything around
me conduced to my convenience and comfort, the
contrast was indeed great when I appeared at the
Bel-Air Academy, one of the smallest boys there,
and subjected to the taunts and buffetings of every
larger boy than myself in the institution. My
father little knew what agony it cost me to be made
a man of.

I am not certain that the good produced by such
academies is equal to their evils. I remember well
for two or three nights after Prettyman laughed at
me, that I crept into bed to say my prayers, and
at last under this ridicule—for he practised his gift
on me every night—I not only neglected to say
them, but began to feel angry toward my aunt that
she had ever taught them to me, as they brought so
much contempt on me. Yet such is the power of conscience,
at that tender age, that when I woke in
the morning of the first night I had not prayed, I
felt myself guilty and unworthy, and went into
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Too often, in public schools, the first thing a
youth learns from his elders, is to laugh at parental
authority, and to exhibit to the ridicule of
his fellows the letter of advice which his parent or
guardian feels it his duty to write to him, taking
care, with a jest upon them, to pocket the money
they send, with an air of incipient profligacy,
which any one may see will soon not only be rank
but prurient. Such a moral contagion should be
avoided; and I therefore am inclined to think that
the Catholic mode of tuition, where some one of
the teachers is with the scholars, not only by day
but by night, is preferable. And in fact any one,
who has witnessed the respectful familiarity which
they teach their pupils to feel and exhibit towards
them, and the kindness with which it is met,
cannot but be impressed with the truth of my
remarks.

There were nearly one hundred pupils at Bel-Air,
at the period of which I write, and the only
assistant Mr. Sears had, was a gaunt fellow named
Dogberry. Like his illustrious namesake in Shakspeare,
from whom I believe he was a legitimate
descendant, he might truly have been “written
down an ass.

The boys invented all sorts of annoyances to
torture Dogberry withal. A favorite one was,
when Mr. Sears was in the city, which was at
periods not unfrequent, for them to assemble in the

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school before Dogberry came, and, setting one by
the door to give notice when the usher was within
a few feet of it, to begin as soon as he appeared
in sight, to shout as with one voice—first “Dog,
and then, after a pause, by way of chorus,
berry.

As soon as notice was given by the watcher, he
leaped to his seat, and every tongue was silent,
and every eye upon the book before it.

The rage of Dogberry knew no bounds on these
occasions. He did not like to tell the principal;
for the circumstance would have proved not only
his want of authority over the boys, but the contempt
in which they held him.

A trick which Prettyman played him, nearly
caused his death, and, luckily for the delinquent,
he was never discovered. Dogberry was very penurious;
he saved two-thirds of his salary, and as it
was not large, he had of course to live humbly.

He dined at Hall's and took breakfast and supper
in his lodgings, if he ever took them, and
the quantity of dinner of which he made himself
the receptacle caused it to be doubted. His lodgings
were the dormant story of a log-cabin, to
which he had entrance by a rough flight of stairs
without the house and against its side. Under the
stairs was a large mud-hole, and Prettyman contrived
one gusty night to pull them down, with the
intention of calling the usher, in the tone of Mr.

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Sears (for he was a good mimic), and causing him
to fall in the mud. Unluckily, the usher heard the
racket without, and not dreaming it was the fall
of the stairs, he leaped from his bed, and hurried
out to see what caused it. He fell on them; and
though no bones were broken, he was laid up for
several weeks. The wind always had the credit of
this affair, and Prettyman won great applause for
his speedy assistance and sympathy with Dogberry,
whom he visited constantly during his confinement.

The night of the adjournment of court, the
lawyers, and even the judges, had what they called
a regular frolic. Mr. Sears was in Baltimore, and
the scholars were easily induced to join in it—in
fact, they wanted no inducement. About twelve
o'clock at night, we were aroused from our beds by
a most awful yelling for the ex-sheriff. “Hall!
Hall!” was the cry. Soon the door was opened,
and the trampling of feet was heard; in a minute
the frolickers ascended the stairs, and one of the
judges, with a blanket wrapped around him like
an Indian, with his face painted, and a red handkerchief
tied round his head, and with red slippers
on, entered our room, with a candle in one hand
and a bottle in the other; and, after making us
drink all round, bade us get up. We were nothing
loath. On descending into the dining-room, lo!
there were the whole bar dressed off in the most

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fantastic style, and some of them scarcely dressed
at all. They were mad with fun and wine. The
ex-sheriff brought forth his liquors, and was placed
on his own table a culprit, and tried and found
guilty of not having been, as in duty bound, one
of the originators of the frolic. He was, therefore,
fined glasses round for the company, and ordered
by the judges to pay it at Richardson's bar. To
Richardson's the order was given to repair. Accordingly,
they formed a line without, Indian-file.
Two large black women carried a light in each
hand beside the first judge, and two smaller black
women carried a light in their right hands beside
the next one. The lawyers followed, each with a
light in his hand; and the procession closed with
the scholars, who each also bore a light. I being
the smallest, brought up the rear. There was
neither man nor boy who was not more or less intoxicated,
and the wildest pranks were played.

When we reached Dogberry's domicil, one of the
boys proposed to have him out with us. The question
was put by one of the judges, and carried by
unanimous acclamation. It was farther resolved,
that a deputation of three, each bearing a bottle
of different liquor, should be appointed to wait on
him, with the request that he would visit the
Pawnee tribe, from the far West, drink some fire-water
with them, and smoke the pipe of peace.

Prettyman, whose recklessness knew no bounds,

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and who, as I suppose, wished to involve me in difficulty,
moved that the smallest and largest person
in the council be of that deputation. There happened
to be by Dogberry's a quantity of logs, which
had been gathered there for the purpose of building
a log-house. Mr. Patterson (I use here a fictitious
name) was at this time the great lawyer of
Maryland. He was dressed in a splendid Indian
costume, which a western client had given him,
and he had painted himself with care and taste.
He was a fine-looking man, and stretching out his
hand, he exclaimed:—

“Brothers, be seated; but not on the prostrate
forms of the forest, which the ruthless white man
has felled, to make unto himself a habitation. Like
the big warrior, Tecumseh, in a council with the
great white chief, Harrison, we will sit upon the
lap of our mother, the earth; upon her breast will
we sleep; the Pawnee has no roof but the blue
sky, where dwelleth the Great Spirit; and he
looks up to the shining stars, and they look down
upon him; and they count the leaves of the forest,
and know the might of the Pawnees.”

Every one, by this time, had taken a seat upon
the ground, and all were silent. As the lights
flashed over the group, they formed as grotesque a
scene as I have ever witnessed.

“Brothers,” he continued, “those eyes of the
Great Spirit”—pointing upward to the stars—“

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behold the rushing river, and they say to our fathers,
who are in the happy hunting-grounds of the blest,
that, like it, is the might of the Pawnee, when he
rushes to battle. The white men are dogs; their
carcasses drift in the tide; they are cast out on
the shore, and the prairie-wolf fattens on them.

“Brothers! the eyes of the Great Spirit behold
the prairies and the forest, where the breath of the
wintry wind bears the red fire through them;
where the prairie-wolf flies and the fire flies faster.
Brothers, the white man is the prairie-wolf, and
the Pawnee is the fire.

“Brothers! when the forked fire from the right
arm of the Great Spirit smites the mountain's
brow, the eagle soars upward to his home in the
clouds, but the snake crawls over the bare rock in
the blast, and hides in the clefts, and hollows, and
holes. Behold! the forked fire strikes the rock
and scatters it, as the big warrior would throw pebbles
from his hand; and the soaring eagle darts
from the clouds, and the death-rattle of the snake
is heard, and he hisses no more.

“Brothers! the Pawnee is the eagle, the bird of
the Great Spirit; and the white man is the crawling
snake that the Great Spirit hates.

“Brothers! the shining eyes of the Great Spirit
see all these things, and he tells them to our fathers,
who are in the happy hunting-grounds of the
blest; and they say that some day, wrapped in the

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clouds, they will come and see us, for our land is
like theirs.”

This was said with so much eloquence by the
distinguished lawyer, that there was a silence of
nearly a minute when he concluded. In the company
was a lawyer named Short, who, strange to
say, was just six feet three inches and a half high,
and he had a client, which is stranger still, named
Long, who was but five feet high.

“Who has precedence, Judge Williard?” called
out some one in the crowd, breaking in upon the
business of the occasion, as upon such occasions
business always will be broken in upon—“Who
has precedence, Long or Short?”

“Long,” exclaimed the Judge, “of course. It
is a settled rule in law, that you must take as much
land as is called for in the deed; therefore, Long
takes precedence of Short. Maybe, Short has a
remedy in equity; but this court has nothing to do
with that; so you have the long and the short of
the matter.”

“Judge,” cried out the ex-sheriff, “we must go
to Richardson's; you know it is my treat.”

“The Pawnee, the eagle of his race,” exclaimed
Patterson; “the prophet of his tribe; he who is
more than warrior; whose tongue is clothed with
the Great Spirit's thunder; who can speak with
the eloquence of the spring air when it whispers
among the leaves, and makes the flowers open and

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give forth their sweets; he, the Charming Serpent,
that hath a tongue forked with persuasion; he,
even he, will go in unto the white man, and invite
him to come forth and taste the fire-water, and
smoke the pipe of peace with the Pawnee. Then,
if he come not forth when the Charming Serpent
takes him by the hand and bids him, the Pawnees
shall smoke him out like a fox, and his blazing
habitation shall make night pale; and there shall
be no resting-place for his foot; and children and
squaws shall whip him into the forest, and set dogs
upon his trail; and he shall be hunted from hill to
hill, from river to river, from prairie to prairie,
from forest to forest, till, like the frightened deer,
he rushes panting into the great lakes, and the
waters rise over him, and cover him from the Pawnee's
scorn.”

This was received with acclamation. Mr. Patterson
played the Indian so well, that he drew me
one of the closest to him in the charmed circle
that surrounded him. His eye flashed, his lips
quivered with fiery ardor, though but in a mimic
scene. He would have made a great actor. I was
so lost in admiration of him, that I placed myself
beside him without knowing it. He saw the effect
he had produced upon me, and was evidently
gratified. Taking me by the hand, he said:—

“Warriors and braves, give unto me the brand,
that the Charming Serpent may light the steps of

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the boy to the hiding-place of the pale-face. He
shall listen to the eloquence of the Charming Serpent
when he takes the white man by the hand—
he shall learn to move alike the heart of the pale-face
and the red man.”

“Brothers: the Charming Serpent to-night,”
said he, handing me the candle, and placing himself
in an oratorical attitude, while every man lifted
his candle so that it shone full upon him—
“Brothers, the Charming Serpent to-night could
speak unto the four winds that are now howling in
the desolate Pawnee paths of the wilderness, and
make them sink into a low moan, and sigh themselves
into silence, were he to tell them of the
many of his tribe who are now lying mangled, unburied,
and cold, beneath the shadow of the Rocky
Mountains—victims of the white man's treacherous
cruelty.

“Brothers! O! that the Great Spirit would
give the Charming Serpent his voice of thunder—
then would he stand upon the highest peak of the
Alleghanies, with forked lightning in his red right
hand, and tell a listening and heart-struck world
the wrongs of his race. And when all of every
tribe of every people had come crouching in the
valleys, and had filled up the gorges of the hills,
then would the Charming Serpent hurl vengeance
on the oppressor. But come,” said he, taking the
candle in one hand and myself in the other, “the

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Pawnee talks like a squaw. The Charming Serpent
will speak with the pale-face, and lead him
forth from his wigwam to the great council-fire.”

CHAPTER II.

Accordingly the Charming Serpent, holding me
by the hand, led me up the stairs. His steps were
steady. It was evident that his libations had excited
his brain, and instead of weakening gave him
strength.

“What's your name,” said he to me kindly.

“William Russell, Sir.”

“Do you know me, my little fellow?”

“Yes, sir, you're Mr. Patterson, the great
lawyer.”

“Ah, ha! they call me the great lawyer! What
else do they say?”

“That you're the greatest orator in the country,”
I replied, for what I had drank made me
bold, too.

“They do—I know they do, my little fellow—
I believe, in fact, that I could have stood up in the
Areopagus of old, in favor of human rights, and
faced the best of them. Yes, sir, I too could have
fulminated over Greece. But we are not Grecians
now—we are Pawnees.”

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“Stop, stop, Mr. Pawnee,” called out some one
from the crowd; “Short was to go, he is the tallest
man.”

“The tallest man!” re-echoed Patterson, speaking
in his natural tone. “The judge, sir, has
already decided that by just legal construction
Short is short, no matter how long he is, and if he
claims to be long, sir, I can just inform him that
Lord Bacon says, `that tall men are like tall
houses, the upper story is the worst furnished.'”
Here every eye was turned on Short, and there
was a shout of laughter.

“If,” continued Patterson, and it was evident
his potations were doing their work—“if it be
true, I will just say to you, sir, Dr. Watts was
a very small man, and he said, and I repeat it, of
all small men—



`Had I the height to reach the pole,
Or mete the ocean with my span,
I would be measured by my soul—
The mind's the standard of the man.'

“There, gentlemen of the jury, if that be true,
I opine that the tallest man in the crowd is addressing
you. But I forget, I am a Pawnee.

“Brothers: the tall grass is swept by the fire,
while the flint endureth the flames of the stake.
The loftiest trees of the forest snap like a reed in
the whirlwind, and the bird that builds there leaves

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her eggs unhatched. The highest peak of the
mountain is always the bleakest and barest; in the
valley are the sweet waters and pleasant places.
Gentlemen,” said he, speaking in his proper person,
for he began to forget his personation, “why
do we value the gem—



`Ask why God made the gem so small,
And why so huge the granite?
Because he meant mankind should set
The higher value on it.'

“That's Burns, an illustrious name, gentlemen.
When I was minister abroad, I stood beside the
peasant-poet's grave, and thanked God that he had
given me the faculties to appreciate him. Suppose
that he had been born in this land of ours, sirs,
all we who think ourselves lights in law and statesmanship
would have seen our stars paled—paled,
sirs, as the fire of the prairie grows dim when
the eye of the Great Spirit looks forth from its
eastern gates—ba! that's Ossian, and not Pawnee—
upon it in its fierceness.


`Thou the bright eye of the universe,
That openest over all, and unto all
Art a delight—thou shinest not on my soul.'
That's Byron—I knew him well—handsome fellow.
`Thou shinest not on my soul' — no, but thou
shinest on the prairie.”

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“The usher!—Dogberry—let's have Dogberry!”
called out several of the students.

“Ha!” exclaimed Patterson, “Dogberry!
He's Goldsmith's village teacher. that caused the
wonder—

`That one small head could carry all he knew.'

Dogberry!—Dogberry!—but that sounds Shakspearian.
`Reading and writing come by nature.'
Those certainly are not his sentiments, I mean the
defendant's; were they, he should throw away the
usher's rod, and betake himself to something else;
for if these things come by nature, then is Dogberry's
occupation gone. Yes, he had better betake
himself to the constableship—the night watch.
Come, my little friend—come, son of the Pawnee,
and we will arouse the pale-face.” Obeying Mr.
Patterson, we ascended to the little platform in
front of Dogberry's door, at which he rapped
three times distinctly. “Who's there?” cried out
a voice from within. Dogberry must of course
have been awake for at least half an hour.

“Pale-face,” said the Pawnee chief, “thou
hast not followed the example of the great chief
of the pale-faces; the string of thy latch is pulled
in. Upon my word, this is certainly the attic
story,” he continued in a low voice, “are you attic,
too, Dogberry?”

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“No, sir, I am rheumatic. Gentlemen, unless
your business be pressing—”

“Pressing! Pale-face, the Pawnees have lighted
their council-fire, and invite thee to drink with
them the fire-water, and smoke the pipe of peace.”

“Thank you, gentlemen, I never drink,” responded
Dogberry, in an impatient tone.

“Never drink! Pale-face, thou liest! Who
made the fire-water, and gave it to my people, but
thee and thine? Lo! before it, though they once
covered the land, they have melted away like snow
beneath the sun.”

“I belong to the temperance society,” cried out
Dogberry from within.

“Dogberry,” exclaimed Patterson, whose patience
like that of the crowd below, who were calling
for the usher as if they were at a town meeting,
and expected him to speak, was becoming
exhausted; “Dogberry, compel me not, as your
great namesake would say, to commit either `perjury'
or `burglary,' and break the door open. You
remember in `Marmion,' Dogberry, that the chief,
speaking of the insult that had been put to him,
said:—


`I'll right such wrongs where'er they're given,
Though in the very court of heaven.'
Now I will not say that I would make you drink
wherever the old chief would `right his wrongs,'

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but this I will say, that whenever I, Burbage Patterson,
get drunk, I think you can come forth and
take a stirrup-cup with him; he leaves for the
Supreme Court to-morrow, to encounter the giant
of the North.”

“Mr. Patterson,” said Dogberry, coming towards
the door, “your character can stand it; it
can stand anything; mine can't.”

“There's truth in that,” said Mr. Patterson
aside to me.

“Gentlemen, let us leave the pedagogue to his
reflection; and now it occurs to me that we had
better not uncage him, for, boys, he would be a witness
against you; more, witness, judge, jury, and
executioner; by the by, clear against law. Were
I in your place I would appeal, and for every stripe
he gives you, should the judgment be reversed, do
you give him two.”

Here a sprightly fellow, one of the scholars
named Morris, from Long Green, ran up the steps
and said to Mr. Patterson:—

“Do, sir, have him out; for if we get him into
the frolic too, we are as safe, sir, as if we were all
in our beds. He has seen us all through some infernal
crack or other.”

“Ah!” exclaimed Patterson, in a low tone to
Morris, “he has been playing Cowper, has he;
looking from the loop-holes of retreat, seeing the
Babel and not feeling the stir?”

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“Yes, sir, but he'll make a stir about it to-morrow.”

“He shall come forth, then,” said Mr. Patterson;
“Dogberry, open the door; they speak of
removing Sears, and why don't you come forth
and greet your friends? We have an idea of getting
the appointment for you.”

This flattery took instant effect; for we heard
Dogberry bustling to the door, and in a moment it
was opened about half-way, and the usher put his
head out, and said, but with an evident wish that
his invitation should be refused, “Will you come
in, sir? Why, William Russell!” to me in surprise.

“Pale-face, this is a youthful brave, to whom I
want the pale-face to teach the arts of his race.
Behold! I am the Charming Serpent. Come forth
and taste of the fire-water.”

As Mr. Patterson spoke, he took Dogberry by
the hand and pulled him on the platform. The
usher was greeted by loud acclamations and
laughter. He, however, did not relish it, and was
frightened out of his wits. He really looked the
personification of a caricature. His head was
covered with an old flannel nightcap, notwithstanding
it was warm weather, and his trowsers
were held up by his hips, while his suspenders
dangled about his knees. On his right leg he had
an old boot, and on his left foot an old shoe; he

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was without coat or vest. As Mr. Patterson held
up the light, so that the crowd below could see him,
there was such a yelling as had not been heard on
the spot since those whose characters the crowd
were assuming had left it.

Dogberry hastily withdrew into his room, but
followed by Mr. Patterson and myself, each bearing
a light. When we entered, the crowd rushed
up the steps.

“For God's sake, sir, for the sake of my character
and situation, don't let them come in
here.”

“They shall not, if you will promise to drink
with me. Pale-face, speak, will you drink with
the Pawnee?”

“Yes, sir,” said Dogberry, faintly.

The Charming Serpent here went to the door,
and said—

“Brothers, the Charming Serpent would hold a
private talk with the chief of the pale-faces. Ere
long, he will be with you. Let the Big Bull (one
of the lawyers was named Bull, and he was very
humorous) pass round the fire-water and the
calumet, and by that time the Charming Serpent
will come forth. Brothers, give unto the Charming
Serpent some of the fire-water, that he may work
his spells.”

A dozen handed up bottles of different wines
and liquors. The Charming Serpent gave

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Dogberry the candles to hold, took a bottle of Champagne,
and handed me another. Then shutting the
door he said, “This is the fire-water that hath no
evil in it. It courses through the veins like a
silvery lake through the prairie, where the wild
grass waves green and glorious, and it makes the
heart merry like the merriment of birds in springtime,
and not with the fierce fires of the dark lake,
like the strong fire-water, that glows red as the
living coal. Brothers, we will drink.”

Dogberry's apartment was indeed an humble
one. Only in the centre of it could you stand upright.
Over our heads were the rafters and bare
shingles, formed exactly in the shape of the capital
letter V inverted. Opposite the door was a little
window of four panes of glass, and under it, or
rather beside it, in the corner, was a little bedstead,
with a straw mattress upon it. A small
table, with a tumbler and broken pitcher, and a
candle in a tin candlestick, stood opposite the bed.
A board nailed across from rafter to rafter, held
a few books, and beside it, on nails, were a few articles
of clothing. There were besides in the apartment
two chairs, and a wooden chest in the corner
by the door.

“Come, drink, my old boy,” exclaimed Patterson.

“Thank you, Mr. Patterson; your character can
stand it, I tell you, but mine can't.”

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“Friend of my soul, this goblet sip,” reiterated
Patterson, offering Dogberry the glass.

“Thank you, Mr. Patterson, I would not choose
any,” said he.

“You can't but choose, Dogberry; there is no
alternative. Do you remember what the poet beautifully
says of the Roman daughter, who sustained
her imprisoned father from her own breast?


`Drink, drink and live, old man;
Heaven's realm holds no such tide.'
Do you remember it? I bid you drink, then; and
I say to you Hebe or Ganymede never offered to
the immortals purer wine than that; I imported it
for my own use. Drink; here's to you, Dogberry,
and to your speedy promotion;” and Mr. Patterson
swallowed every drop in the glass, and refilling it
handed it to the usher.

“How do you like the letter, Mr. Dogberry?”
asked Patterson of the pedagogue.

“What letter, sir? I must say this is a strange
proceeding; I don't know, sir, to what you
allude.”

“Don't know to what I allude! Why the letter
wishing to know if you would take the academy
at the same price at which Sears now holds it.”

“Sir, I have no such letter. I certainly would,
sir, if it was thought that I was—”

“Was competent. Merit is always modest;

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you're the most competent of the two, sir—take
some.”

So saying, Mr. Patterson filled up the tumbler,
and Dogberry swallowed the wine and the compliment
together, and fixed his eyes on the rafters
with an exulting look.

While he was so gazing, the lawyer filled his
glass, and observed, “Come, drink, and let me
open this other bottle; I want a glass myself.”
Down went the wine, and, with a smack of his lips,
Dogberry handed the glass to Mr. Patterson.

“Capital, ain't it, eh?”

“Capital,” re-echoed Dogberry. The wine and
his supposed honors had roused the brain of the
pedagogue in a manner which seemed to awake
him to a new existence.

While Mr. Patterson was striking the top from
the other bottle, Dogberry handed me the candle
which he held, the other he had put in his candlestick,
taking out his own candle, when he first
drank, and lifting the tumbler he stood ready.
Again he quaffed a bumper. The effect of these
potations on him was electrical. He had a long
face, with a snipe-like nose, which was subject to
a nervous twitching, whenever its owner was excited.
It now danced about seemingly, all over
his face, while his naturally cadaverous countenance,
under the excitement turned to a glowing
red, and his small ferret eyes looked both dignified

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and dancing, merry and important. “So,” he
exclaimed, “I am to be principal of the academy;
ha-ha-ha! O Lord! William Russell, I would reprove
you on the spot, but that you are in such
distinguished company.”

Whether Dogberry meant only Mr. Patterson
or included himself, I do not know; but as he spoke
he arose, and paced his apartment with a proud
tread, forgetting what a figure he cut, with his
suspenders dangling about his knees, and his nightcap
on, and forgetting, also, that his attic was not
high enough to admit his head to be carried at its
present altitude. The consequence was that he
struck it against one of the rafters, with a violence
which threatened injury to the rafter, if not to the
head. He stooped down and rubbed the injured
part, when Mr. Patterson said to him, “`Pro-digi-ous,
' as Dominie Sampson, one of you, said,
ain't it? Hang Franklin's notion about stooping
in this world. Come, we'll finish this bottle and
then go forth. The scholars are all rejoiced at
your promotion, and are all assembled without to
do you honor. They have made a complete saturnalia
of it. They marvel why you treat them
with so much reserve.”

“Gad, I'll do it,” exclaimed Dogberry, taking
the tumbler and swallowing the contents.

“Just put your blanket around you,” said

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Patterson to him, “and let your nightcap remain; it
becomes you.”

“No, it don't indeed, eh?”

“It does 'pon honor. That's it. Now, pale-face,
come forth; the eloquence of the Charming
Serpent has prevailed.”

So speaking, Mr. Patterson opened the door,
and we stepped upon the platform.

The scene without was grotesque in the extreme.
In front of us, I suppose to the number of a hundred
persons, were the frolickers, composed of
lawyers, students, and town's people, all seated in
a circle; while Mr. Patterson's client from the
West, dressed in costume, was giving the Pawnee
war-dance. This client was a rough uneducated
man, but full of originality, and whim. Mr. Patterson
had gained a suit for him, in which the
title to an estate in the neighborhood was involved,
worth sixty thousand dollars. The whole bar
believed that the suit could not be sustained by
Patterson, but his luminous mind had detected the
clue through the labyrinths of litigation, where
they saw nothing but confusion and defeat. His
client was overjoyed at the result, as every one
had croaked defeat to him. He gave Mr. Patterson
fifteen thousand dollars, five more than he had
promised, and had made him a present of the
splendid Indian dress, in which, as a bit of fun,
before the frolic commenced, he had decked

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himself, under the supervision of his client, who acted
as his costumer, and afterwards dressed himself in
the same way. The client had a great many
Indian dresses, which he had selected with a great
deal of care, and on this occasion he had thrown
open his trunks, and supplied nearly the whole
bar.

The name of Mr. Patterson's client was Blackwood,
and the admiration which he excited seemed
to give him no little pleasure. Most of the
lawyers in the circle had something Indian on
them, while the boys, who could not appear in
costume, and were determined to appear wild, had
turned their jackets wrong side out, and swopped
with each other, the big ones with the little, so
that one wore his neighbor's jacket, the waist of
which came up under his arms, and exhibited the
back of the vest, while the other wore a coat, the
hip buttons of which were at his knees.

On the outskirts of the assembly could be seen,
here and there, a negro, who might be said at once
to contribute to the darkness that surrounded the
scene, and to reflect light upon it; for their black
skins were as ebon as night, while their broad
grins certainly had something luminous about
them, as their white teeth shone forth.

We stood about a minute admiring the dance;
when it was concluded, some one spied us, and
pointed us out to the rest. We, or rather, I should

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say, Dogberry was greeted with three times three.
I have never seen, for the size of the assembly,
such an uproarious outbreak of bacchanalian merriment.
After the cheers were given, many of the
boys threw themselves on the grass and rolled over
and over, shouting as they rolled. Others jerked
their fellow's hats off and threw them in the air.
Prettyman stood with his arms folded, as if he did
not know what to make of it, and then, deliberately
spreading his blanket on the ground, he took a
seat in the centre of it, and, like an amateur at
play, enjoyed the scene. Morris held his sides,
stooped down his head, and glancing sideways
cunningly at Dogberry, threw himself back every
now and then, with a sudden jerk, while loud explosive
bursts of laughter, from his very heart,
echoed through the village above every other
sound.

“A speech from Dogberry,” exclaimed Prettyman.

“Ay, a speech!” shouted Morris, “a speech!”

“No, gentlemen, not now,” exclaimed Richardson,
the proprietor of one of the hotels; “I sent
down to my house an hour ago, and have had a
collation served. Mr. Patterson, and gentlemen,
and students all, I invite you to partake with
me.”

“Silence!” called out Mr. Patterson. All were
silent. “Students of the Bel-Air Academy, and

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citizens generally, I have the honor to announce to
you, that my friend, Mr. Dogberry, is about to supersede
Mr. Sears. We must form a procession
and place him in our midst, the post of honor, and
then to mine host's.” So speaking, Mr. Patterson
descended, followed by Dogberry and myself. The
students gave their candles to the negroes to hold,
joined hands, and danced round Dogberry with the
wildest glee, while he received it all in drunken
dignity.

When I have seen since in Chapman's floating
theatre, or in a barn or shed, in the far West, some
lubberly, drunken son of the sock and buskin enact
Macbeth, with the witches about him, I have recalled
this scene, and thought that the boys looked
like the witches, and Dogberry like the Thane,
when the witches greet him—

“All hail, Macbeth, that shall be king hereafter!”

The procession was at length formed. Surrounded
by the boys, who rent the air with shouts,
with his nightcap on his head and his blanket
around him, with one boot and one shoe, Dogberry,
following immediately after the judges, proceeded
with them to Richardson's hotel. Whenever there
was a silence of a minute or two, some boy or other
would ask Dogberry not to remember on the morrow
that he saw them out that night.

“No, boys, no, certainly not; this thing, I

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understand, is done in honor of me. I shan't take
Sears in, even as an assistant. Boys, he has not
used me well.”

We arrived at Richardson's as well as we could,
having business on both sides of the street. His
dining-room was a very large one, and he had a
very fine collation set out, with plenty of wines
and other liquors. Judge Willard took the head
of the table, and Judge Noland the foot. Dogberry
was to the right of Judge Willard, and Mr.
Patterson to the left. He made me sit beside him.
The eating was soon dispatched, and it silenced us
all a little, while it laid the groundwork for standing
another supply of wine, which was soon sparkling
in our glasses, and we were now all more excited
than ever. It was amusing to see the merry
faces of my schoolmates twinkling about among
the crowd, trying to catch and comprehend whatever
was said by the lawyers, particularly those
that were distinguished.

Songs were sung, sentiments given, and Indian
talks held by the quantity. Dogberry looked the
while first at the boys, then at the lawyers, and
then at himself, not knowing whether the scene
before him was a reality or a dream. The great
respect which the boys showed him, and Patterson
making an occasional remark to him, seemed at
least, not only fully to impress him with the reality,
but also with a full, if not a sober conviction of his
own importance.

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“A song! a song!” was shouted by a dozen of
the larger students; “a song from Morris. Give
us `Down with the pedagogue Sears.' Hurrah
for old Dogberry! Dogberry forever!”

“No,” cried out others, “a speech from Mr.
Patterson—no, from the Pawnee. You're finable
for not speaking in character.”

Here Prettyman took Mr. Patterson courteously
by the hand, and said something to him in a
whisper.

“Ah, ha!” exclaimed Mr. Patterson, “so it
shall be; I like Morris. Come, my good fellow,
sing us the song you wrote; come, Dogberry's star
is now in the ascendant. `Down with the pedagogue
Sears'—let's have it.”

Nothing loth, Morris was placed on the table,
while the students gathered round him, ready to
join in the chorus. Taking a preparatory glass of
wine, while Mr. Patterson rapped on the table, by
way of commanding silence, Morris placed himself
in an attitude and sang the following, which he
had written on some rebellious occasion or other:—



SONG.
You may talk of the sway of imperial power,
And tell how its subjects must fawn, cringe, and cower,
And offer the incense of tears;
But I tell you at once that there's none can compare

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With the tyrant that rules o'er the lads of Bel-Air;
So down with the pedagogue Sears.
Chorus—Down, down,
So down with the pedagogue Sears.
Down, down, &c.
The serf has his Sunday: the negroes tell o'er
Their Christmas, the Fourth, ay, and many days more,
When they feel themselves fully our peers;
But we're tasked night and day by the line and the rule,
And Sunday's no Sunday for there's Sunday-school;
So down with the pedagogue Sears.
Down, down,
So down with the pedagogue Sears.
So here's to the lad who can talk to his lass,
And here's to the lad who can take down his glass,
And is only a lad in his years:
Who can stand up and act a bold part like a man,
And do just whatever another man can;
So down with the pedagogue Sears.
Down, down,
So down with the pedagogue Sears.
Down, down, &c.

“Hip, hip, hurrah—once more,” shouted Morris.
“Now then—”

While the whole room was in uproarious chorussing,
who should enter but Sears himself. He
looked round with stern dignity and surprise, at
first uncertain on whom to fix his indignation, when
his eye lit on Dogberry, who, the most elated and
inebriated of all, was flourishing his nightcap over
his head, and shouting at the top of his voice,

“Down with the pedagogue Sears.”

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As soon as Sears caught a view of Dogberry, he
advanced towards him, as if determined to inflict
personal chastisement on the usher. At first, Dogberry
again prepared to vociferate the chorus, but
when he met the eye of Sears his voice failed him,
and he moved hastily towards Mr. Patterson, who
slapped him on the shoulders and cried out,

“Dogberry, be true to yourself.”

“I am true to myself. Yes, my old boy, old
Sears, you're no longer head devil at Bel-Air
Academy. You're no devil at all; or if you are,
old boy, you're a poor devil, and be hanged to
you?”

“You're a drunken outcast, sir,” exclaimed
Sears. “Never let me see your face again; I
dismiss you from my service, from Bel-Air Academy;”
and so speaking he took a note-book from
his pocket, and began hastily to take down the
names of the students. The Big Bull saw this, and
caught it from his hand.

“Sir, sir,” exclaimed Sears, enraged, “My vocation,
and not any respect I bear you, prevents my
infliction of personal chastisement upon you. Boys,
young gentlemen, leave instantly for your respective
boarding-houses.”

During this, Patterson was clapping Dogberry
on the shoulder, evidently to inspire him with
courage.

“Tell him yourself,” I overheard Dogberry say.

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“No, no,” replied Patterson, “it's your place.”

“Well, then, I'll tell you at once; Sears, you're
no longer principal of this academy; you're dished.
Mr. Patterson, sir, will tell you so.”

“Mr. Patterson!” exclaimed Sears, for the first
time recognizing in the semblance of the Indian
chief the distinguished lawyer and statesman.
“Sir, I am more than astonished.”

“Sir,” rejoined Patterson, drawing himself up
with dignity, “I am a Pawnee brave; more, a redman
eloquent, or a pale-face eloquent, as it pleases
me; but, sir, under all circumstances, I respect
your craft and calling. What more dignified than
such? A poor, unfriended boy, I was taken by
the hand by an humble teacher of a country school,
and here I stand, let me say, sir, high in the councils
of a great people, a leader among leaders in
the senate hall of nations; and I owe it to him.
Peace to old Playfair's ashes. The old philosopher,
like Porson, loved his cups, and like Parr, loved his
pipe; but, sir, he was a ripe scholar, and a noble
spirit; and I have so said, sir, in the humble monument
which I am proud, sir, I was enabled, through
the education he gave me, to build over him—

`After life's fitful fever, he sleeps well.'

Yes, as some one says, he was `my friend before
I had flatteres.' How proud he was of me. I
remember well catching his eye in making my first

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speech, and the approving nod he gave me had
more gratification to me than the approbation of
bench, bar, and audience. Glorious old Playfair!
Mr. Sears, you were his pupil too. Many a time
have I heard him speak of you; he said, of all his
pupils you were the one to wear his mantle. And
sir, that was the highest compliment he could pay
you—the highest, Mr. Speaker, for he esteemed
himself of the class of the philosophers, the teachers
of youth. Sir, Mr. Sears, I propose to you that,
in testimony of our life-long respect for him, we
drink to his memory.”

This was said so eloquently, and withal so naturally,
that Sears, forgetful of his whereabouts,
took the glass which Mr. Patterson offered him,
and drank its contents reverently to the memory
of his old teacher.

“Sir,” resumed Patterson, “how glorious is
your vocation! But, tell me, do you subscribe to
the sentiments of Don Juan?



“`O, ye! who teach the ingenuous youth of nations—
Holland, France, England, Germany, or Spain,
I pray ye, flog them upon all occasions—
It mends their morals—never mind the pain.'”

The appropriate quotation caused a thrill to run
through the assembled students, while they cast
ominous looks at each other. For the life of him,
Sears could not resist a smile.

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At this, Mr. Patterson glanced at us with a
quiet meaning, and turning to Mr. Sears, he continued:
“The elder Adams taught school — he
whose eloquence Jefferson has so loudly lauded—
the man who was for liberty or death, and so expressed
himself in that beautiful letter to his wife.
Do you not remember that passage, sir, where he
speaks of the Fourth being greeted thereafter with
bonfires and illuminations? His son, Johnny Q.,
taught school. My dark-eyed friend Webster,
who is now figuring so gloriously in the halls of
Congress, and in the Supreme Court, and whom I
meet to-morrow, taught school. Judge Rowan, of
Kentucky, a master-spirit too, taught school. Who
was that


“`Who passed the flaming bounds of time and space
The living throne, the sapphire blaze,
Where angels tremble as they gaze;
Who saw, but, blasted with excess of light,
Closed his eyes in endless night—'
Who was he?—Milton, the glorious, the sublime;
who, in his aspirations for human liberty, prayed
to the great Spirit, who, as he himself says, sends
forth the fire from his altar, to touch and purify
the lips of whom he pleaseth. Milton, the schoolmaster.



“`If, fallen in evil days on evil tongues,
Milton appealed to the avenger, Time:
If Time, the avenger, execrates his wrongs,
And makes the word `Miltonic' mean `sublime.'

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“`He deigned not to belie his soul in songs,
Nor turn his very talent to a crime;
He did not loathe the sire to laud the son,
But closed the tyrant-hater he begun.
“`Think'st thou, could he—the blind old man—arise
Like Samuel, from the grave, to freeze once more
The blood of monarchs with his prophecies,
Or be alive again—again all hoar,
With time, and trials, and those helpless eyes
And heartless daughters, worn, and pale, and poor'—

“Would he not be proud of his vocation, when he
reflected how many great spirits had followed his
example? The schoolmaster is indeed abroad.
Mr. Sears, let us drink the health of the blind old
man eloquent.”

“Thank you, Mr. Patterson, thank you; but
before my scholars, under the circumstances, it
would be setting a bad example, when existing circumstances
prove they need a good one. Sir, it
was thought I should not return from Baltimore
until to-morrow, and this advantage has been taken
of my absence. But, Mr. Patterson, when such
distinguished gentlemen as yourself set the example,
I know not what to say.”

“Forgive them, sir, forgive them,” said Mr.
Patterson, in his blandest tones.

“Let them repair to their homes, then, instantly.
Mr. Patterson, your eloquent conversation has
made me forget myself; I don't wonder they

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should have forgotten themselves. Let them
depart.”

“There, boys,” exclaimed Mr. Patterson, “I
have a greater opinion of my oratorical powers than
ever. Be ye all dismissed until I again appear as
a Pawnee brave, which I fear will be a long time,
for 'tis not every day that such men as my western
client are picked up. But, Mr. Sears, what do
you say about Dogberry? He must be where he
was; to-morrow must type yesterday. Dogberry,
how is Verges?”

“I don't know him,” said Dogberry, doggedly.

“Why, sir, he is the associate of your namesake
in Shakspeare's immortal page. Let this
play to-night, Mr. Sears, be like that in which
Dogberry's namesake appeared—let it be `Much
ado about Nothing.'”

Sears smiled, and nodded his head approvingly.

“Then be the court adjourned,” exclaimed Mr.
Patterson. “Dogberry, you and my friend Sears
are still together, and you must remember in the
premises, what your namesake said to Verges.
`An' two men ride of a horse, one man must
ride behind.'”

Giving three cheers for Mr. Patterson, we boys
separated, and the next day found us betimes in
the academy, where mum was the word between
all parties.

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CHAPTER I.

I have always had a peculiar respect for the
Methodists. My grandfather was a rigid member,
and one of the first proselytes in Baltimore. I
have heard it said that he stood within the door of
an humble dwelling, I think in Tripolet's alley,
where he could see what was going on without, as
well as listen to the preacher, in order to give
notice of any contemplated intrusion, while Bishop
Coke, the friend of Wesley, expounded his faith to
his then few followers. He was at that time a man
of ample means; a leading member of the city
council, many of whose ordinances he framed;
charitable and public spirited, and, withal, a local
preacher, for which he received no salary. The
good he strove to do, was performed for its own
sake. He “coveted no man's silver, nor gold, nor
apparel.” One Sabbath, while administering the

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sacrament, he was stricken with a paralysis, from
the effects of which he never recovered. I have
often heard him speak of Coke, and the little flock
who then worshipped with him.

We all know what a strong hold the Methodist
faith has on the public mind. I should not, however,
omit to notice one trait in my grandfather's
faith. He was sternly opposed to what are called
“shouting meetings.” He held, however, that
Christianity inculcated, in all its precepts, republicanism;
and that Methodism conformed more
strictly to it than any other Christian creed.
Though not myself a member of any church, I remember
with deep respect and reverence, the manner
in which he would open the “big ha' Bible,”
and say, while the family were all assembled round
him, before retiring for the night, “let us worship
God!”

In “the monumental city” I read law, and
before I was nineteen, was admitted to its practice.
I had some little business, particularly in defending
criminals; and I was wont to exercise my lungs in
crazy declamations at political meetings.

I had not been a “lawyer at law” quite a year,
when ill health compelled me to renounce the profession,
and I became domiciliated at the residence
of my uncle, who rejoiced in a delightful farm a
few miles from town. A kinder spirit never illumined
mortal clay, or left it for a fitter sphere.

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But for his attention, and that of a beloved aunt,
“life's fitful fever,” would have ended with me but
a few years after it commenced.

While practising my profession, I defended a
schoolmate of mine under the following circumstances:
His father was a Methodist, a peaceloving
man, who had been converted under the
preaching of my grandfather, for whom he had a
profound respect, and more than a brotherly regard.
The fraternal hand extended beyond this
world, and, I believe, binds them in another and a
better.

This worthy gentleman, who was named Godfrey,
acquired a handsome fortune, and purchased
a large estate a few miles from my uncle's. His
son Adam, who was named after my grandfather,
was a roystering, reckless blade, but his character
was dashed with the noblest impulses, which would
flash forth like the play of the lightning in a
darkening cloud. He had a lovely sister, named
Jane, whom I have always deemed to be one of the
most enchanting women I ever beheld; and it was
not more her peerless beauty, than her angelic
purity, which impressed you. A young lawyer, of
feeble mind, but malignant heart, was assiduously
attentive to her. I knew him slightly before I
knew her; and he was wont to remark to me, in
reply to some jest or other of mine, with regard to
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them, that he “never could get that far, until he
turned religious, and that he was waiting on the
`anxious seat' of hope, for the first favorable opportunity.”

I did not relish this jest at the religious views of
a sect which I respected; and I told him so, with a
bluntness that ever afterward prevented anything
between us but a salute in passing.

Jane, at first, rather encouraged his attentions;
but certain developments in his character, together
with her father's wishes, caused her to reject him.
Perhaps the advice of Adam influenced her as
much as anything; for he despised my brother
limb, and she loved her brother with a devotedness
I have never seen surpassed. Upon this, the rejected
suitor, in a disguised hand, wrote an infamous
anonymous letter to her father concerning
her. It was shown to Adam, who had then left
school, and was living with his widowed father and
his sister, in the country, where they generally
passed the summer.

Without saying a word, Adam mounted his
horse, repaired to town, and sought the office of
the lawyer, whose door he entered and locked, and
whom, in his rage, he would have beaten to death
with no other weapon than his horsewhip and fist,
in spite of the superior size of his antagonist, and
his liberal use of the chairs and table, if persons
without, attracted by his cries of “murder!” and

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“help!” had not rushed in, and with much difficulty
rescued him.

Our lawyer, whose skull was as brainless as that
of his dead brother, whose

“Dome of thought and palace of the soul,”

was rid of its tenant when Hamlet picked it up in
the graveyard, where they laid Ophelia in the
earth; would, nevertheless, not be knocked about
the sconce, without complaining of his “action of
battery!” Adam was immediately indicted for
the offence. He employed me as his counsel, and
this renewed an old acquaintance. I had no doubt
who wrote the letter, but the point was to prove it,
in mitigation of damages; for although weeks
elapsed before the trial, my brother limb still bore,
on that day, like the veteran of a worthier field,
convincing evidence of stern encounters.

I obtained many of the lawyer's letters, and
several legal instruments which he had drawn up;
but he had so well disguised his hand in this outrageous
communication, that it could not be said
that any similarity existed between them. Butler
remarks, in commenting upon “Junius Identified,”
a work which assumes to prove that Sir
Philip Francis was the author of these celebrated
letters, that the external evidence was sufficient,
he believed, to satisfy a jury of the fact, but that
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Sir Philip's mind was not capable of the authorship.
Our evidence was quite the opposite of this—
the internal evidence; the mind and heart of
the party were quite capable of the act; but the
external proof was wanting.

I knew, if I were to ask him if he wrote the
letter, the court would not require him to answer
the question, should he or his counsel object to it,
as no one is bound to criminate himself. But, I
thought, from what I knew of his character, that
he would not employ any aid, and I did not believe
that the prosecuting attorney, who knew him well,
would be over anxious to shield him from the inquiry.
I therefore believed that, by suddenly
producing the letter, and asking him the question,
boldly: “Did you write that?” I might extort
the confession from his conscious guilt. It was
optional with my client, either to have a jury trial,
or to submit the case to the court. I advised the
latter. I knew the judge to be a man of sterling
integrity, who from his heart would despise such
an act as I intended to charge upon the prosecuting
witness.

The witnessing lawyer, who was large enough
to have swallowed my little friend Adam, entered
with great minuteness into the aggravations, horrors,
and death-purpose of the assault. He told
how he was seated in his office, busily engaged in
professional business, when my client entered,

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locked the door, and knocked him down, and,
before he was enabled to defend himself, horribly
blackened his eyes. “Ecce signum,” said his
glance at the court, as plainly as ever glance said
it. He was thus prevented, he said, from seeing
anything distinctly that afterwards occurred; my
client, he declared, took advantage of this, and
attacked him with a chair; with the intention of
murdering him.

“It's a lie!” shouted Adam, oblivious of his
whereabout, and advancing toward the witness
with the evident intention of “deepening the
combat” and the “black and blue” of his eye.
His honor ordered silence, looking sternly at
Adam, as if with the purpose of reprimanding
him; when I took advantage of the occasion, and
suddenly opening the letter to the confused gaze
of the witness, demanded, “Did you write that?”
“I must do my duty,” I added, “I have specimens
of your handwriting in court.”

The guilty victim started, and scarcely knowing
what he did, confessed the fact. I asked no more
questions, but handing the letter to the judge,
explained, in a sentence, the relation the witness
had sought to establish for himself in the family
of Mr. Godfrey, and his failure; which, I stated,
I could prove by persons then in court, if the
witness denied it. He replied to me—

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“I don't deny it, and that will prove that I
meant no harm in writing the letter.”

The judge thought otherwise. I never saw his
countenance assume such an expression of displeasure
as on this occasion, although he was a
stern man, and had long presided in a criminal
court, which had made him familiar with every
species of depravity. He imposed but a nominal
fine upon my client, and seemed to regret that it
was made his duty to impose any; and then read
the lawyer a lecture, which I am persuaded he
will never forget. He said, he had doubts whether
it was not his duty to exclude him altogether from
the bar. This remark operated as an effectual
expulsion, for the letter-writer left the city a few
weeks after; and if he has not materially mended
his ways, he has certainly ere this appeared as a
prisoner, instead of a practitioner.

Shortly after this trial, in midsummer, I repaired
to the country, obtained a Rosinante, and,
as far as my health would permit, amused myself—
when I left my books, which was very often—
with the little incidents and adventures in the
neighborhood, not forgetting an occasional attendance
at the political meetings. My indisposition
spread a gloom over everything. My father's
family had departed for the West. For many
years they had occupied an estate adjoining my
uncle's; and, with a feverish, morbid fondness, I

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delighted to visit the scenes of my boyhood, and
dwell upon every rivulet, and rock, and hill, and
tree that had been familiar to my earliest memory.
How often, in the hush of night, when returning
from town, have I taken a by-way through the
woods, that I might call up old, thick, clustering
associations! With feelings so different from a
child's, when, benighted by the old graveyard, I
have stopped my horse, and tried to recall the
sensations of indescribable awe with which my
schoolmates and myself hurried past, in solemn
silence, when the evening sun had gone down, and
left us lingering in our playful stroll home from
school.

Near by was our parting place; and well do I
remember the echoing shout, or the whistle dying
away in the woods, with which the lonely little
wayfarers beguiled their fears, as they took their
separate paths to their homes. More than one
bonny face was in the group, from which I was
here wont to part, the black or blue-eyed daughters
of our neighbors around. They are mothers
now; and most of them have seen, ere this, the
grave inclose their gray-headed sires, who were
wont to pat me on the head, and promise to vote
for me, if I took the right side in politics, when I
grew to be a man. They are resting in that old
graveyard; and although it is not many years ago,
more than one of their fair-haired daughters are

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sleeping their last sleep beside them—stem and
flower together! Twice, with my frail literary
attempts, have I sought the shrine of the autocrats
of literature in the East; the publishers, who
drink their wine, it is said, out of the skulls of
authors; but wide and far, I turned from the monumental
city; for well I knew, I could not bear to
call up old associations to sunder them again. The
final leave-taking, if I die away from these haunts,
cannot give me half the sorrow; I must wait until
the ice grows a little harder around my heart,
before I revisit the home of my childhood. It
will be hard, indeed, even then, if it be not melted
by the memory of “auld lang syne” in the scenes
“where memory first began.”

A day or two after I had settled myself in the
country, my friend Adam, who had been amusing
himself in travelling from village to village with
an itinerant juggler, returned, and called to see
me.

I observed, with deep regret, that he had not
only fallen into the habit of occasional wild intoxication,
but he had also acquired a passion for
gaming, which had already lost him large sums of
money. While he was absent, I had visited his
family frequently, and was delighted with the
beauty, intelligence, and almost angelic purity of
his sister.

With the good old gentleman, I was wont to

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hold long discourses upon freewill, predestination,
Wesley, Summerfield, Bascom, and Adam Clarke's
Commentaries. I ventured to remonstrate frequently
with Adam upon his habits; but he always
turned it off with a laugh or joke, or left me without
saying a word. I saw he deeply distressed his
father and sister.

After this, I seldom accompanied him anywhere,
or knew much of what he did, except from a common
friend, whom I shall call Harry, who was attached
to his sister, and who was doing everything
in his power to reclaim her brother and his friend.
I began to fear his efforts were hopeless.

One day Harry came from the city, where they
had been together for a week, and told me that
Adam was with a nest of gamblers; that he had
raised every cent he could control, and lent it to
him; but that he had no doubt he would lose it all.
“They are cheating him foully!” said Harry. “I
told him if he would suffer himself to be made a
dupe of in that way, I would not stand by and see
it, and so I left him.”

That night Adam returned home. He was silent
and sad. A camp-meeting was to commence next
day, and an eloquent and aged missionary, a celebrated
minister, was to deliver a discourse. I had
been all the evening talking with him. His silver
locks parted over his high, calm forehead; his fine
features, the simplicity of his dress and manners;

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the naturalness of his conversation, and his gushing,
heartfelt piety, impressed me with feelings of
profound respect. It was a beautiful summer
moonlight night, when the family were all called
together to prayers. Adam was seated moodily
apart, on the porch, and entered the room doggedly.
The missionary addressed us upon the
joys of home, and the homely virtues; told us how
they solaced the cares of life, and prepared us, in
our contemplation of them, for the “home of
homes.” The pathetic tenderness of his language
and manners stole over the heart like the strains
of some touching melody, which the affections seem
to recognize, yet wonder over.

It was like a song of home, heard in a far land;
a memory of the past, which something undefinable
has linked, by an electric chain, with the future.
It was, in fact, the piety of a better world, calling
down blessings, like sunlight, upon the rugged
pathway and weary wanderer of this; cheering
him, the while, to lift his moral eye above the
mists that enshroud him here, to the light that
would lead him to its holy home. He concluded
with a prayer as impressive as his remarks, and
bade us good-night.

As we left the room, Adam said, with an oath,
“that's a good man; don't you think so?”

“I do,” I replied, emphatically.

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We all took a seat at the end of the porch in
silence, which was interrupted by my inquiry of
Adam “as to how he came on with those fellows?”

“Badly, in their opinion,” replied Adam. “I
knew they were cheating me, and I waited to catch
them at it. I was alone with them, and presently
saw one plainly hide a card. There were three in
the room. I had no friend by, but I was desperate.
I sprang to the door, locked it, drew my pistols,
and told them that I had detected them in the act
of cheating; that I knew there was a combination
among them for that purpose; and,” said I, presenting
my pistols, “you must refund every cent
I ever lost to you, or take your chances! Two of
you I can kill instantly, and the other must take
it `rough and tumble' with a desperate man!”
You know them—Bowling, Jackson, and Sharp.
They tried to laugh it off, but I stood on the
other side of the table, and, drawing out my
watch, gave them just one minute. Bowling
blustered, and swore he'd have the law on me;
but asked me, nevertheless, how much I claimed?

“Fifteen hundred and fifty dollars,” said I.
He's the leader, you know, and he shelled it out.

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I pocketed my watch and my money, opened the
door, and left the room. As I passed, I heard
Bowling whisper to the others: “Let's follow him
out, brain him, and get back the money?” as he
said this, all three followed me out. I warned
them to return; they would not, and I fired at the
foremost.”

“Did you kill him?” we all exclaimed at once.

“No; I may have hit him, though I believe
they all returned to their room, and I left the house
unmolested. I am told they mean to get me indicted
for shooting with intent to kill. I don't
care for myself; but the disgrace, let such a trial
end as it may, to the old gentleman and Jane!
Bradshaw, what do you say about it?”

“Why,” said I, plainly, “to tell you the truth,
if you had not been associating with these men so
much lately, your character, and the respectability
of your family, would bear you through with a
grand-jury, and prevent them from finding a bill.
As it is, though they should indict you upon the
false swearing of these men (for from your statement
there would be no grounds), they could not,
in my opinion, possibly obtain a conviction. Did
any one overhear Bowling's remark, about braining
you?”

“Yes; Whelan, the bar-keeper, was in the next
room. It is separated only by a thin board partition,
full of chinks, from the other, and he

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overheard it. I have done him some favors; and as I
was leaving the house, we talked the matter over,
and he told me what he had heard. But his testimony
is no better than theirs; he's a gambler,
himself, and they are three to one.”

“I think,” said I, “I can manage it, if they
have not gone too far to retreat. I'll ride in to-morrow.”

Do, Bradshaw,” said he, grasping my hand;
“and you will do me a service I shall never forget.
I do not care for myself, but the old gentleman
and Jane! He paid a large debt for me, yesterday,
and this, this! That old missionary,” said
he, abruptly interrupting himself, “prayed with
great feeling.”

“Yes, he did!” I replied.

“Adam,” exclaimed Harry, “with not half the
feeling of a prayer I heard this morning. I
walked leisurely out, and arrived here before
breakfast. When it was over, your father and
sister followed me out of the room, and asked for
you. I told them I believed you were in town.
Your sister burst into tears, but said not a word.
I was tired, and going into the front room, I
threw myself on the sofa, behind the folding-doors.
I was lost in thought, and don't know how long it
was before your sister entered the back room,
alone. She kneeled down and prayed aloud; thinking
that no one heard her but the Being to whom

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her supplication was addressed. I wish you could
have heard her. She was praying for you.

Adam sprung to his feet, struck his clenched
hand against his brow, and, rushing from the
porch, passed into an adjacent grove.

I stayed all night, but saw no more of Adam
until the next morning, when he made his appearance
at the breakfast-table, and announced his
intention of accompanying his sister to the camp-meeting.

I mounted my horse, rode into the city, and
proceeded directly to the hotel at which I knew
the gamblers, at least Bowling, stopped. Though
gaming is not among my vices, since I never
played for a cent in my life, yet I knew Bowling
well. We agreed in politics, and he was a great
better on elections; one who gained his point by
indirection, and who, though not so depraved as he
was thought to be, was more vicious than bold.
Once, when he was indicted for gambling, I defended
him.

I asked for him, and was told he was in his
room. Not being disposed to stand upon ceremony,
save when it is required, I asked the number,
and forthwith proceeded thither. I rapped.
A husky voice called, “come in!” I entered. The
gambler had evidently just arisen, late as it was,
for his bed was unmade; and with his coat off,
and in his stocking feet, he was gathering into a

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pack a number of cards that were scattered on the
table and floor. On the table, also, were a couple
of empty decanters, and several half-filled glasses,
from the different colored contents of which it was
evident that, though the gamblers might have
agreed as to their game, they had that variety
which is the spice of life in their choice of liquors.
The ends of cigars, which had been thrown, with
an unsteady hand, toward the fireplace, were scattered
around. Bowling appeared a little confused
when he recognized his visitor, but he immediately
rallied. His brow was flushed, and he threw upon
me an inquiring glance, as he said—

“Walk in, Mr. Bradshaw; I am glad to see
you. Anything stirring?”

“Nothing remarkable, that I know of, Bowling;
how is it with you?”

“I am glad to see you, Squire. I was asking,
just now, after you. I have been robbed, sir, of
three thousand dollars?”

“Ah!” said I.

“I'll tell you; you havn t quit the practice,
have you? They told me you were living in the
country. I want your advice. Yes, sir, take a
seat; robbed of three thousand dollars. That infernal
blackleg, Adam Godfrey; I won some
money from him; he drew a pistol on me, swore
he'd kill me, if I did'nt give him three thousand.
I can prove it, both by Jackson and Sharp. Not

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only that, but after I paid him the money, as I
was leaving the room, he shot at me. There, sir,
look at that hat; that bullet-hole tells the story.
I'll go the whole law against him. I want you to
go with me to the magistrate's; I must have out a
writ. Nothing less than an attempt to murder!
Simbo'll cool him! You must resist bail, save the
highest. There, sir, that bullet-hole tells the
tale.”

I thought it would have been well, could Adam
have escaped, if the bullet had gone a little
lower.

On discovering what his feelings were, I thought
myself justified, in defending Adam, to practice a
little artifice, for I knew that they would swear
anything against him; this was sufficiently evident,
indeed, from what I now heard; I therefore remarked—

“Bowling, it is proper that I should tell you,
that I am employed by Godfrey against yourself,
Jackson, and Sharp.”

“Against me! for what?”

“Why, he says that you, and the rest, cheated
him out of fifteen hundred dollars, which he made
you refund; that after he left the room, you followed
him out, agreeing to beset him, `brain him,'
and take back the money.”

“Ha! can he prove it?—can he prove it?”

“Yes; he says that a person in the next room, I

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believe, through a thin partition, overheard you, as
well as himself; and that on your following him
out, to put your threat into execution, he fired to
defend himself. I shall be sorry to appear against
you, but a lawyer must go for his client. The
truth is, you are well known to be gamblers; and
with this proof, if he should bind you over, the
court would require enormous security. Besides, I
should not be surprised if he could prove that you,
together with Jackson and Sharp, were overheard
conspiring to cheat him, and boasting afterward
that you had succeeded.”

Bowling looked exceedingly black at this. Oh,
what an advantage innocence has over guilt!

“Squire,” said he, in an altered tone, approaching
close to me, “as you say, the hounds are
always after us. If ever there were persecuted
men, we are. Thunder! I'll tell you—”

“Stop, Bowling; remember I am, in this case,
Mr. Godfrey's counsel. Don't tell me anything
against yourself; for I should be sorry to be compelled
to use it.”

“You're right. He's combining with a set of
rascals to put us down; that's it. He knows that
the court and jury will be against us, and after he
has obtained, by threatening our lives, money we
won fairly from him, he wants more; I suppose to
try his luck somewhere else. How much more does
he claim, Squire?”

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“I don't know,” I replied, “that he is entirely
certain how much you got from him; but I speak
candidly to you—”

“Do, do; I don't think you have any cause for
being an enemy of mine.”

“None whatever. I appeared for Godfrey once,
when he was charged with an assault and battery.
He nearly beat a doctor to death.”

“He'll die with his shoes on, yet,” interrupted
Bowling.

“I defended him, as I said, since then; I have
known him well, and his family, who have wealth,
and are of the first respectability. On their account,
I don't think, when his temper cools, he will
be very anxious to appear in this business; for if
he should, it would be evident to all that he had
been gambling himself.”

“That's a fact! Gambling?—he's always gambling;
he's one of the biggest blacklegs I ever
knew.”

“His father, I am sure, would object to anything
of the kind, on his part; and I think I have
some influence with the old man.”

“Then, Squire, let's have it hushed up. You
shan't lose by it. But that Godfrey is a perfect
devil! Nobody can do anything with him. He
was once near throwing Jackson, big as he is, out
of a third story window. Do you think he'll cool
off?”

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“He wouldn't, if it were not for the exposure.
I'll advise with him.”

“Do—do! Stop, won't you take something to
drink?”

“No, I thank you.”

“When shall I see you, Squire?”

“In a day or two; in the mean time, keep
dark.”

“I will—depend on me; I'll go immediately
and see Jackson and Sharp,” said he, hurrying on
his coat. “Squire, I may depend on you now?”
he continued, offering me his hand.

Taking the proffer, I replied: “The matter
shall be hushed up, Bowling, or it will be your
fault. Forthwith see Jackson and Sharp.”

So saying, I departed, leaving Mr. Bowling in
quite a ruminating mood.

The camp-meeting, which we were about to attend,
was not more than five miles from the residence
of Mr. Godfrey. He did not, therefore,
pitch a tent on the ground, but, accompanied by
the missionary and his daughter, rode over every
day, and as it was moonlight, stayed until after the
evening service. The first day, in consequence of
my visit to Bowling, the blackleg, I did not attend
the camp, but met the family, together with Adam,
who had been with them, at night. I communicated
to the latter what had occurred between Bowling
and myself, at which he was greatly relieved. I

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never heard a word more on the subject, except
from the gamblers themselves in their anxious inquiries
to know whether it would be hushed up?
Such a coward is guilt!

That evening we kept our steps from bedward
until much after the usual hour for retiring, employing
the time in agreeable conversation. Adam
sat by, an attentive listener. The missionary rehearsed
to us many scenes in the far West, in which
he had been an actor, of deep interest. He
regretted much that he had never heard Summerfield.

It so happened that I was the only one present
who had heard him; and notwithstanding I told
the venerable minister I was but a child at the
time, yet such was his admiration for that most
eloquent and apostolic man, that he questioned me
over and over again touching my impressions of
him; and I seemed to gain an interest in his eyes,
from the fact that I had looked upon and listened
to that gentle spirit of his church, now “inheriting
the promises.”

The missionary had known my grandfather, and
he spoke of him in terms that greatly gratified me.
“My son,” said he, “your grandfather was a
truly good man. I was with him when he died;
and though it is many years ago, the scene lives in
my heart and memory more vividly than the events
of the hour that have just passed. I was kneeling

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by his bedside, and I knew the hour had come, for
I have witnessed many such an hour, my children;
and, O, it is a fearful one to him who is not prepared!
He was perfectly conscious, but the lamp
of life was flickering fast. As he closed his eyes,
apparently in prayer, I said to him: `Brother, tell
me at this earthly parting, are you convinced of
the great principles of our faith?' He opened his
eyes and looked upward, with the calmness and
trust with which a child, when resting in its
mother's arms, will look up into her face, as slumber
steals over it, and said: `I know that my Redeemer
liveth!' It was his last breath that uttered
these words, but his spirit passed away so gently,
that I was not convinced it had departed until I
felt his hand grow cold in mine. I said, then, my
children, to the bystanders, and after long experience
of the world, I say now to you, that I would
rather have been that humble Christian, on his
lowly bed of death, than Napoleon at the head of
his devoted and victorious legions, the conqueror
of the world. The true Christian is a greater conqueror;
he conquers himself. The greatest eulogy
that was ever pronounced on Washington, was
made by his biographer, Ramsay, who in speaking
of the strength of his passions, says: `With them
was his first contest, and over them his first victory.
' This, his first victory, saved our country;
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that ambition which, in another heart, might have
gained a giant's strength and prompted its possessor
to grasp at empire. It was this, his first
victory, that illustrated, in his last moments, the
lines of the poet:—


`O grave, where is thy victory!
O death, where is thy sting!'
It enabled him calmly, on his death-bed, to review
the great events of his varied existence, and to say
to his physician, who stood beside him: `Doctor,
I am not afraid to die.' How beautiful! There
is in such a scene a philosophy beyond the stoic's,
for it expresses a hope beyond the grave. How
different the earthly parting of Napoleon, chained
on his ocean-washed rock, with a mind as wild as
the waves dying in the hour of the storm, and
mistaking the war of the elements for the thunders
of the battle-field. `Head of the army!' he exclaimed,
in that mad moment, with his last breath,
and his soul took its flight to meet, at the dread
tribunal, the hundreds of thousands whom he had
hurried to their long account, unconscious, unrepentant,
unredeemed.”

Stirred by the tones of the old man, but not
catching his spirit, I exclaimed.



“Charge, Chester, charge!—on, Stanly, on!
Were the last words of Marmion!”

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He smiled at my enthusiasm, and then said,
gravely—

“But what were his last hopes?

“True,” said I:—



`Shame and dishonor sit
By his grave ever!
Blessings shall hallow it,
Never, oh, never!'

“God's mercy is boundless,” said the missionary.
“He is merciful, not only to his dutiful and lovely
child, but the mightiest, the most rebellious, and
the most sinful.”

We had a touching prayer from the missionary,
before we separated. I took a seat on the porch,
and Adam, after pacing to and fro for some time,
at last paused before me, and said—

“`A high-heeled Shoe for a Limping Christian;'
`Hooks and Eyes for Unbelievers' Breeches.' Confound
those books! I read them in my boyhood,
and they gave me a disrespect for the Methodists,
which I never could surmount, until I heard this
good old missionary. I ought to have reflected
that my father and sister at least try to practice
what I believe he both practices and preaches.”

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When we left the room, after the missionary,
who had gone up stairs, I heard Adam order his
horse. I asked him if he was going to town.

“No,” said he, “a black boy has come over to
say, that Mr. Jones, who has been ill for some
time, is worse. The missionary is going to see
him to-night, and I think I ought to accompany
him, and not leave him to the guidance of the
negro.”

In a few moments the good old man came out,
the horses were brought, and they departed together.
It was after midnight when he and Adam
returned. They reported that Jones died about
an hour after they arrived.

The next day we all proceeded together to the
camp-meeting. I was surprised when Adam again
expressed his determination to attend. We all
rode on horseback. My friend Harry, and I, by
the side of the gentle Jane, and Adam —it was a
little singular—on one side of the missionary, and
his father on the other. The suspicion crossed
my mind more than once, that he was meditating
some mad prank or other.

“No,” thought I, “it cannot be, after such an

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occurrence as has just happened, and in the presence
of his father and the clergyman.”

The morning was beautiful. Not a cloud appeared
in the heavens, although the early warmth
threatened a noon of sultriness. We rode up
the turnpike about a mile, and then struck off
into what was called an “old field,” an uninclosed
place, where tobacco had been tilled, until the soil
was exhausted. This was bounded on one side by
a deep ravine, which was bridged over, in which
flowed a stream called Mad Run. A comparatively
slight rain would swell it to a great depth
and wideness, owing to the fact that the country
immediately around its source, and for a long way
beside it, was very hilly, and fed it, particularly
during a rain, with innumerable torrents. As we
were crossing the bridge, I could not but observe
that it was a very slight one, and I lingered behind
my companions, to admire the wild channel,
which the perpetual wear of the waters had made
through the very hills. About twelve or fifteen
feet below the bridge, the waters splashed over a
rocky bed, and, chafed like human beings by resistance,
rushed on like them to the goal.

A pleasant ride over hill and dale, from this
spot, brought us to a place where a hill, covered
with the highest and most luxurious trees, gently
sloped down a crystal brook that wound round its
base, and then meandered on to the Mad Run.

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On the side of the hill was the camp-meeting.
Curving up from the brook, the tents were pitched
in the form of a half moon, extending about half-way
up the side of the hill. Midway, between
the extreme tents, under the clump of noble trees,
a temporary pulpit, or rostrum, was erected, from
which the preacher addressed the multitude.

The missionary preached, and most movingly.
As I glanced at a group of fashionable loiterers,
who had been sauntering through the camp, with
easy indifference, uttering witless jests upon the
scene, listening to him with attention, I thought
of the line of the poet:—

“And fools who came to scoff, remained to pray.”

He spoke of the sustained contentment of the
good man, amid all the ills of life, because of the
heavenward hope, and contrasted his feelings with
that of the wrong-doer, who, however well situated,
in a worldly point of view, doubts and yet fears
the great results beyond the grave. In speaking
of the immortality of the soul, and the shrinking
which it feels on leaving its earthly tenement, he
employed an illustration which it strikes me I
have heard before, but certainly never so impressively
expressed.

He compared the soul, about to take its upward
flight, to an eagle, which, after long confinement,
finds its prison-door open. “How fearfully,” he

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said, in a faint voice—and he seemed to fear to
raise his hand above the pulpit—“how fearfully
it looks forth at first, and then shrinks back!
How, when it ventures forth, it gazes round and
round with a dazzled eye, and casts a wondering
glance upon the day-god above!” Here the
speaker looked timidly at the sun, which, through
the trees, threw a tremulous ray upon him.
“How feebly it essays a little circle, with wing
but half expanded; then it feels its strength of
pinion, and takes a broader sweep, yet casts a longing,
lingering look upon its earthly tabernacle.
Then,” continued he, while the wave of his arm
waxed eloquent, and his tones heart-stirring, “it
circles wider and wider, farther and farther, higher
and higher; its impulses lose their earthliness; it
bathes and gladdens its outstretched wing in the
refulgent beam; it feels the glory more and more,
and its strength is renovated beyond the might of
its prime, until, fixing its unwinking eye on the
glorious orb, it darts upward to the sources of
everlasting light.” As he said this, he advanced,
with upturned hands and eyes, while the rays of
the sun, through an opening in the trees, flashed
upon his long and silvery locks, and threw a halo
around him, that made the man, like the sentiment,
sublime. Methought I saw the heavens open,
and the winged messenger pass the everlasting
skies. The speaker had scarcely concluded, when

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the sultriness, which had succeeded the warmth of
the morning, became intense. For some minutes,
not a breath of air stirred, not a leaf moved.
Then the heavens became suddenly overcast; the
clouds floated together in dark masses, like the
gathering of armies; and now and then a fierce
flash broke forth; but, as yet, though through the
trees we could see the clouds moving, the leaves
were motionless, and not a drop of rain fell.

The missionary came to our little group, for we
were all together, and observed:—

“Brother Godfrey, as I am to officiate at the
funeral of Mr. Jones, and as you mean to attend,
had we not better depart? I fear we shall have a
storm.”

We accordingly mounted our horses, and left
the camp. When we were clear of the woods, and
while we were ascending an eminence which commanded
the prospect, the missionary asked Mr. Godfrey
if they were subject to violent storms in that
region? Being informed that we were not, he said
that he had known a storm to force its way with
such violence through a wood, as not to leave a tree
standing in its path. “If you were subject to such
storms here,” he continued, “I should say, from
my experience, that we should have one now. God
grant that it come not over the camp.”

He had scarcely spoken, when the rain began
to fall in big drops, and the roar of the winds, afar

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off, could be distinctly heard, as if they were muttering
their wrath, and gathering strength. He
looked around, and said:—

“We must ride fast; there is not air enough stirring
here to give an indication of the way the storm
will sweep; but I believe it will be on this side of
the run. We must on.”

We accordingly put spurs to our horses, and
rode rapidly toward the bridge. The dropping of
the rain now ceased for awhile, but the heavens
grew fearfully dark, and the air began to stir. Our
horses threw back their ears, and seemed, like their
riders, to observe the sky. At this moment, a bolt
that seemed to rend the hills made our path lurid
with light; while our horses trembled, like ourselves,
at the awful peal which accompanied it.
The rain now burst forth; and in an instant the
blast was down upon us, sweeping the valley with
resistless violence. We cast our eyes anxiously to
the camp. We could see indistinctly the white
tents through the trees, but nothing more. Yet
the fury of the storm seemed to be there, for the
air grew thick above it with leaves and the sundered
branches of trees; and presently the horses,
having broken from their fastenings, came dashing
madly past us.

“We are in the hands of God, children!” said
the missionary, calmly. “We must press for the

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bridge. The fury of the storm is not here, but this
is dangerous.”

We urged our steeds at the admonition, and an
intervening hill soon hid the camp from our sight;
but the frightened horses of the worshippers still
came dashing on. A tree not fifty yards to our
right, as we turned to the left, was prostrated with
a terrible crash. We reached the stream in safety.
The storm was not so furious there, but the mad
waters came leaping down the ravine, and throwing
their waves towards the bridge, as if anxious to
sweep it away. Several horses from the camp
stood by the bridge, evidently desirous to cross,
but, apparently, kept back by an instinctive sense
of danger.

“Will it not be hazardous to cross the bridge?”
asked Mr. Godfrey.

“I think not,” replied the missionary. “Let
us pass one at a time. I see your horses are
frightened—mine is not. I'll lead the way.”

“No,” said Adam, dismounting and giving to
Harry the bridle of his horse, “let me lead yours
over. You can walk; it will be safer.”

But the missionary said there was no danger,
and spurred his horse toward the bridge.

The well-trained animal drew back for a moment,
and then passed on. The bridge was about
ten yards long. We held back our horses, that
now seemed to have no sense of danger, as their

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fellow had none. Those from the camp obeyed
the same impulse, and, being unrestrained, sprang
on the bridge after the missionary's. The frail
structure shook from end to end.

“Father in heaven, be merciful!” ejaculated
Jane, as the missionary, on discovering his peril,
dismounted from his horse. His foot had scarcely
touched the plank, when, with a tremendous crash,
the bridge gave way, and rider and horse were precipitated
into the foaming waves. That wild utterance
which Cooper has so powerfully described
in the “Last of the Mohicans,” as proceeding from
the horse when in distress, and which startled the
brave Hawkeye and the intrepid Indians with a
superstitious dread, now broke forth from the poor
animals, and added, if possible, to the horrors of
the scene.

“He's lost!” exclaimed Mr. Godfrey, in despair.

“Not if I can save him!” exclaimed Adam,
throwing off his coat, and springing to the edge of
the stream.

“My brother, he's a good man; God is with him!
Die not as you are!” exclaimed Jane, in a tone of
intense agony.

“My life is worthless, Jane,” said Adam, with
a calmness so strange, that it struck me, even at
that awful moment.

Adam stood watching for the appearance of the

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missionary. The bridge had caught edgewise between
two rocks, on the other side of the stream.
The horses from the camp, that were on the bridge,
appeared first above the water, and were all borne
down, except one that succeeded, by swimming, in
gaining the bank near us, which was not more
than two feet above the flood. On the other side,
just below the spot where the bridge had rested,
part of the rock which held it projected perpendicularly
up several feet. It seemed that the missionary
and his horse were both caught by the
bridge. In a moment more, his horse, which was
a noble animal, arose with his head up stream and
high out of water, while his master was seen
clinging to the bridle. On observing this, Adam
hurried above us, plunged in, and, in spite of the
angry element, by his great skill as a swimmer,
succeeded in gaining precisely what he aimed at,
the bridle of the horse. In an instant he raised
the missionary from the waves. Both were evidently
supported by the bridge, as was the horse.
Quick as lightning Adam placed the upper end of
the stirrup-strap in the missionary's grasp, and
then holding with one hand the horse's head out of
water, with the other he struck out for the shore.
The animal seemed to know that a master spirit
guided him, for he plunged bravely toward us.
Wildly the waves broke over them, and the horse
in vain attempted to breast their fury. The steed

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seemed stationary for a moment, and then yielded
to the force of the element. Adam, however, still
continued to keep his head in a proper position.
When they got below the point where the concentrated
rush of the stream from the obstruction of
the bridge had nearly overwhelmed them, Adam
made another effort, a desperate one, to gain the
shore. Here we saw the missionary distinctly;
his head arose above the back of his horse. I see
the holy faith, then on his countenance, now; it is
a picture on my brain, more distinct than that on
the wall before me. As Jane said, “God was with
him.” In much less time than I have taken to tell
it, master and horse, with their brave deliverer,
stood safely upon the shore. Poor Jane swooned
when she saw that her brother was safe.

The storm abated as rapidly as it arose. By a
bridge some miles above, which had withstood the
violence of the waves, we arrived safely at Mr.
Godfrey's. As the missionary was preparing,
though it was then nearly dark, to go to the house
of mourning to perform the rites of sepulture, a
messenger arrived to tell him that, in consequence
of the storm having inundated the graveyard, the
funeral would not take place until the next day, as
another spot was to be selected for the repose of
the dead.

Never shall I forget the holy evening which we
spent after that awful storm. Uninjured in health,

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and with spirits gratefully and religiously calm
and pure, the missionary joined the family circle.
Jane looked the personification of pious gratitude,
in its loveliest form—a religious woman. Harry
gazed on her with reverence, while Mr. Godfrey,
for the first time in many years, beheld with pleasure
both his children. But the most remarkable
feature of the group was Adam. That expression
of desperate recklessness, which once possessed his
countenance, had fled. I wondered, as I observed
with what respectful earnestness he listened to the
missionary, if it ever had been there. How kindly he
answered his sister, and without a jest upon her
piety! His very dog, that used to avoid him, because
of the tricks he played him, went wagging
his tail to his master, and laid his head upon his
knee, the picture of faithfulness, as Adam placed
his hand upon it.

But the prayer of that “old man eloquent” that
night! I have heard the great ones of our land, in
the pulpit, at the bar, and in the Senate, in the
palmiest moments of ther oratorical power; but
theirs could no more compare with the hearttouching
pathos of this plain servant of God, than
would the strut and stare of a fashionable tragedian
compare with the simple majesty of Paul before Festus.
He prayed for us all, for the father and for the
children, and for their friend and for myself; and
I have felt from that hour to this, however

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wayward my mood and imaginings, that in heaven's
high chancery, I too had a claim and an advocate.
Especially he prayed for Adam. “Let, O Lord!”
he said, in tones that left no eye unmoistened, and
no heart untouched, “the blessings of all the good
I may hereafter be permitted to do, under thy providence,
light upon his head, and be all the evil
mine, as thou has vouchsafed to make him this day
the instrument of thy mercy for the salvation of
thy creature from the wrath to come! And when
thy seventh and last angel, in the last war of the
elements, shall pour forth the vials of thy wrath,
and thy mighty voice shall proclaim unto all the
nations of the earth, `It is done!' forget not this
little household! Shadow them under thy brooding
and protecting wings! Let there be no wanderer
from the flock, but let them all, a family in
heaven, rejoice together in the light of thy everlasting
love.”

When the prayer was concluded, and we arose
from our knees, Adam took a seat by his sister,
and unable, iron-nerved as he was, to control the
emotions that had been swelling in his heart for
days, he laid his head upon her bosom, and “wept,
and was forgiven.”

After all, there is no love less selfish than a
sister's.



“My sister, my sweet sister! if a name
Purer and holier were, it should be thine!”

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So spake the wayward Childe to his sister; and
when wife and daughter were deaf to his fame, and
spoke not his name in their household, and Fanaticism
refused his remains a resting-place among
England's illustrious departed, where sleeps none
worthier, his sister, his “sweet sister,” gave them
consecration, and built over them the monument
which now guards them from the desecration of
those who should have claimed to be nearer and
dearer. And “she, proud Austria's mournful
flower,” where was her mournfulness, when they
gave the hero of the world's history, and her lord,
to the “vulture and the rock?” Cold, selfish, and
sensual, she pursued the routine of courtly patrician
observances, or hastened from them to common
plebeian abandonment; while Pauline, not the
less sensual, but the sister, was anxious to forsake,
for that lonely rock, the voluptuousness of the soft
clime she so loved, to whose glorious statuary her
glowing form had given beauty, that she might
share the exile, and solace the sorrow, and soothe
the loneliness, of that forsaken husband, who was
still to her the man of destiny; still to her a beloved
brother; whose blood was her blood; who
had given her renown and empire, and to whom,
world-forsaken, she could give what is worth the
world, a sister's unchanging love!

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p717-216 MY AUNT BETSY.

“WHAT GREAT EFFECTS ARISE FROM LITTLE THINGS.”

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It is wonderful how little the mother, father,
and kindest relative of a child, understand his
sensibilities and character, and how often they do
violence to his feelings by a disregard of that
public opinion which, of its kind, prevails among
children as much as it does among men. The boy
is as sensitive to ridicule as the man—more so;
and he suffers just as much from being laughed at
among his companions as the man does among his.
How often a child has been compelled to wear a
hat, cap, trowsers, or shoes of some ungainly cut,
when they might just as well have been made after
the fashion of his fellows; which has not only subjected
him to ridicule, but given him a nickname,
which made him a laughing-stock through life; and
which was, perhaps, the first thing that led him to
undervalue his own capacity and character, and to
consort with those below him, who were the

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gradation to a still lower grade, when he should have
directed his pride to the emulation of those who, as
the world goes, are held above him.

A recollection of my Aunt Betsy draws from me
these remarks. Each and every Sunday it was her
custom to repair, with a precise housekeeper of a
gentleman with whom we boarded, to Baltimore to
church. We were spending the summer months in
the country. She was a rigid Presbyterian, and
was fond of doctrinal points; and to the ministry
of the Rev. William Duncan, who then was of the
old side, she delighted to devote herself. I know
not whether that minister's more liberal opinions,
which he teaches now, would be subscribed to by
her, but I think not. The only place of worship
in our country neighborhood was a Methodist
meeting; the latitudinarian principles of that sect
she could not sanction; for latitudinarians she was
pleased to call them.

Our host, Mr. Stetson, was the owner of an old,
shabby, shackling gig, which set low between the
shafts, on wooden springs, with an old cloth top,
and rattling wheels. To this vehicle, an old family
horse, named Samson, halt, and nearly blind, was
harnessed, and, thus conveyed, my Aunt Betsy and
Miss Dalrymple rode to church. They might have
ridden to Jericho if they had left me behind them;
but, no, a stool was duly placed for me each Sabbath
in the bottom of the gig, and on this, nolens

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volens, supported between the knees of my veteran
aunt, to prevent my tumbling out, was I seated in
front, with the bandbox beside me. My shoulders
served to support the reins, which my aunt held far
apart, one in each hand. Whenever Samson lagged
in his gait, no whip was used, but the reins
were flapped up and down on his back, and consequently
on my shoulders.

Meanwhile, my respectable relation, with her
spectacles on her nose, kept a sharp look-out for
the stones and ruts; cautioning Miss Dalrymple to
do likewise, and finding most unchristian fault with
her whenever we received a jolt, if she did not receive
notice.

“Miss Betsy, there's a stone,” exclaimed Miss
Dalrymple.

“Where, where!” exclaimed my aunt.

And before she received the intelligence as to
which side it was, up went the wheel; my aunt
screamed; but we righted again, though with a
bounce that nearly caused the dissolution of the
vehicle.

“Bless my soul! why could you not tell me on
what side at once, Miss Dalrymple?” exclaimed
my aunt, adjusting her spectacles.

“I couldn't think quick enough,” was the
reply.

“Think quick enough! Madam, you can see beyond
your nose, can't you? Old as I am, I can;

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but I can't see on both sides at once; do look sharp
on your side, and I'll look sharp on mine. Willy,
look ahead, for mercy's sake!”

The mortification I then experienced of being
seen by my playmates in this condition, brings a
blush to my cheek now.

My Aunt Betsy had a house in town, which she
rented out during our summer sojourn in the
country, but she reserved the privilege of putting
the gig under the shed in the backyard, while we
went to church; a narrow, steep alley (I forget
the name of it) led to the back gate.

Arrived there, Miss Dalrymple would descend
and open the gate, and my aunt would drive in;
unless my aunt's tenant, who had an eye to the
quarter day, and the indulgence he then sometimes
required, bustled out, opened the gate, and let us
in full dignity through. Then he would officiously
conduct us into the house, leading me with one
hand and carrying the bandbox in the other. For
my aunt held also another privilege, by tacit consent,
that of preparing the extras of her toilet in
Mrs. Titlum's back parlor, the wife of Mr. Titlum,
her tenant.

Then the bandbox was opened, her false hair
and cap fixed primly on, and with care, though
the church bells had ceased ringing. All ready at
last, these worthies sallied out, stately as Juno's

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bird, between them leading your humble servant
to the tabernacle.

This day of my eventful story my aunt had been
more than gratified by Mr. Duncan's exposition.
She came forth, leading me by the hand, as if she
thought that she herself was entitled to some credit
for the sermon, because it expressed her opinions
so fully, and she had such firm faith in it. Miss
Dalrymple, who, in some respects, was inclined to
doubt certain of the divine's views on previous occasions,
was glanced at triumphantly; she looked
meek and mad accordingly. In this Christian
frame of mind we reached Titlum's.

The quarter day was near, and while my aunt
changed her cap and hair, Titlum got the gig in
readiness. We were soon seated in it under the
shed, Miss Dalrymple and my aunt, the bandbox
and myself. Titlum led Samson through the gate,
headed him right, and so we started fairly.

It was an alley just back of Calvert street (I
forget, as I have said, the name of it, though I
think it is “Grant street,” giving the name of
street to an alley, like many other streets and
persons taking a higher style than they deserve);
through this we emerged, taking our way along
Market, now Baltimore street, with the intention of
passing through Calvert street by Barnum's, into
Monument Square.

That day, with masonic and military honors, one

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of the soldiers of the fifth regiment, who fought
bravely at North Point, was to be buried, and the
military were parading in the square. My aunt
had scarcely turned Samson into Market street,
when the music burst upon her ear, and, ejaculating
“Heaven preserve us!” she tried to turn
Samson round, but Samson would not be turned
round.

“I should not be surprised,” exclaimed my
aunt, “if this abominable violation of the Sabbath
should cost us all our lives. To have trumpets
sounding and see colors flying on the Lord's day,
and we the innocent to suffer—my gracious!”

My aunt seemed like Othello in his agony,
perplexed in the extreme.

“Boy, boy,” she called out to a black boy on
the pavement, “come and turn my horse's head
round.”

“What'll you give me, old 'oman?”

“Old woman! why don't he say lady? I'll give
you a fippenny-bit.”

My aunt was economical.

“I axes a quarter,” replied he dictatorially.

“A quarter! bless me, this was not collection
day, and I didn't bring any money. Miss Dalrymple,
did you?”

Miss Dalrymple replied in the negative. My
aunt said to the black fellow, after this short colloquy—

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“Well, my good boy, you shall have a quarter
of a dollar—when—”

“Shell out, old one,” he repeated.

“I have not any change now, my boy. I'll pay
you the next time we meet,” replied my aunt.

“Do you see anything green here?” said the
negro, shutting his right eye and pulling down the
lower lid of the left one, until the whole of the
white of it was exhibited. He stood a moment, as
if to give my respectable relative a chance of full
inspection, and then coolly walked off, saying,
“There ain't nothing green about this child, old
one.”

“I protest,” exclaimed my aunt, “if that boy
belonged to me, he should have a severe whipping
to-morrow morning early. I should almost be
tempted to give it to him to-day, though it is Sunday.”

But the boy didn't belong to my aunt, so he
walked off haw-hawing, with contempt, like one
who has detected an impostor in the act of defrauding
him.

“Sir,” said my aunt to a gentleman who was
passing, “couldn't you turn my horse round, if you
please?”

But no, the gentleman seemed to think with the
negro, that my aunt was not respectable enough to
receive that attention. If she had been a damsel
fair, who had been left for a needful moment by

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her Jehu, the gentleman would have complied with
most courteous alacrity, but an old woman, who
had come out to take the responsibility of her own
safe conveyance, let her take it; and the gentleman
walked on. My aunt now applied her own
energies to Samson. She succeeded in turning
him nearly round, when she heard the noise of fife
and drum, and, looking forth, discovered another
company coming to join those already in the
square. Her only chance now was to go straight
out Market street, or to turn down Calvert street.
Samson obeyed the rein quickly, which put him
on his regular routine, but he made an obstinate
stop at the corner of Calvert street, determined to
turn into Monument Square. How my aunt flapped
the reins, declaring that hereafter she would
drive with a whip, and that Miss Dalrymple could
carry it.

The company behind us had now got close on to
Samson; and it was evident that the unusual proceedings
of the day, on the part of my aunt, together
with the noise and bustle, had done much to
ruffle his temper. In depositing coal in the cellar
of the corner house, as you turn down Calvert
street, the proprietor had had a board laid over the
curbstone on to the pavement, to prevent filling
up the gutter, when it was discharged from the
cart; against this Samson backed, as if desirous
of witnessing the display, as the soldiers passed

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into Monument Square. Thinking himself perhaps
still in the way, he backed a little, and finding
his progress facilitated by the plank, he politely
gave the soldiers the street, and betook himself to
the sidewalk. His courtesy my aunt neither appreciated
nor approved. Greatly alarmed, she
waved her hand over the ragamuffin train, who
surrounded the band, and called to the musicians
in earnest expostulation:—

“Good people, do stop that noise! Don't you see
what a condition we are in, and you are breaking
the Sabbath?”

What soldier was ever known to regard, when
on duty, the remonstrances of an old woman in a
gig, with another of her sex and a child? No,
though only on parade, they never play soldiers,
and if all the old women and children in the world
were to be killed by frightened horses, that would
not abate their martial sounds.

The crowd of boys, when they beheld Samson,
and the gig, and all the et ceteras, and saw my
aunt's gesture of expostulation, though many of
them could not hear what she said, burst into a
yell of derision. One stout fellow, who was on the
sidewalk, following the band close in the press,
feeling valiant from the martial strains which
rang in his ears, elevated a long lath, which
he carried in his hand by way of soldiership,
and smote Samson prodigiously. This Samson

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could not brook; the music had made him martial
too, and it was evident that, like his great namesake
among the Philistines, he was determined on
revenge; for no sooner did the boy strike him,
than he charged at once into the very band of
music. The sound the soldier loves died upon
their ears instantly—and well it might. The fifer
started back in such haste from the advancing
Samson, as to overturn the drummer, who fell
flat with his drum-band around his neck, and, before
he could recover himself, Samson's left leg
was knee-deep through his drum-head; whereby
he held the musician prostrate, as one antagonist
would hold another by his neckcloth. The slide
of the trombone seemed to have the power of
engulfing the whole of it, for Samson's head
struck the trombone, and it disappeared in the
player's mouth. The man who played the serpent
was nearly made a victim to it, as were our first
parents—



“In Adam's fall
We sinned all.”

He was a short, duck-legged individual, and
wore the serpent, not exactly folded around him,
but buckled on. It caught in the wheel, and held
him there as the boa-constrictor twines part of its
body around the tree, and part around its victim.
The drum, however, saved the musician, though

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it nearly ruined us. As Samson raised his drumincumbered
foot to advance, he stumbled flat to
earth, thereby ejecting my aunt upon the drummer,
Miss Dalrymple into the embrace of the serpent,
or rather the serpentine man, and myself
and the violated bandbox and its contents into
the street. The last thing that I remember, was
the infernal yell of the ragamuffins, which rent
the air at this catastrophe.

I do not know what my aunt would have done,
if Mr. Titlum had not rushed to her assistance.
He was fond of martial sounds, and, after helping
us into the gig, he had scarcely entered his house,
when the “stirring music of the drum” reached
his ear. Desirous of witnessing the display, he
passed out of his front door into Calvert street, and
then to the corner. He was just in time to witness
Samson's charge, and was the first to raise my
aunt. On finding she was not hurt, with much
delicacy he handed to her her cap, wig, and bonnet,
which had escaped from her respectable person
in the foul grasp of the drummer, who caught, in
his terror, at he knew not what. Miss Dalrymple,
unhurt, indignantly disengaged herself from the
embrace of the serpent. I must do my aunt the
justice to say, that I believe, before she ever
thought of the predicament in which she stood,
she looked around after me—a glance showed her
that I was unhurt, for I was on my feet

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endeavoring to secure her false curls and cap from a black
fellow who had seized them. I was, however, unsuccessful;
for he made his escape in the mêlée.

All this while the soldiers were at a dead halt,
stamping their feet with impatience, while those
behind pressed front to learn the cause of the delay.
The captain, in the confusion, had his coat
skirts cut off by some dexterous pickpocket. As he
was just behind the band, he was in the midst of the
confusion, and a respect for the corps made him
forgetful of all personal consequences; so it was
easily done. But when it was done, he felt that
although, in the tented field, 'mid battle and blood,
if the foeman's bullet had deprived him of his skirts,
he could have fought only the more valiantly;
yet, considering the manner of the loss, and that
the crowd had ceased to admire him, and were
giving evidences of a contrary nature, and also
considering the trombone man, the drummer, and
he of the serpent, were disabled, therefore it was
both proper and dignified that on the spot he
should dismiss his company, which he forthwith
did. He instantly retreated into a neighboring
store, from the secluded backroom of which he
sent for his citizen's dress, and with much meekness
repaired to his own domicil.

It might, therefore, be admitted, that Samson
won the day. In confirmation of this remark, it
may be stated that, in consequence of the ridicule

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growing out of this contest, the captain resigned
his command, under pretence of a press of business,
and the company disbanded themselves, and
many of them entered different volunteer corps.

But the matter did not stop here with Aunt
Betsy. The drummer sued for the damage done
to his drum, and also for an injury he had sustained
by twisting his ankle under him as he fell,
and spraining his wrist; asserting that, thereby, as
a drummer, his occupation was ruined; for should
his wrist get well, of which there was little
prospect, his occupation was gone should any company
to which he might be attached choose to take
a long parade. He of the serpent sued my aunt
for the damage done his serpent, and Miss Dalrymple
for divers and sundry contusions and
bruises, then and there received on various parts of
his person; and the trombone man brought suit,
not only for the utter annihilation of his instrument,
but for the loss of three front teeth, which,
he asserted, not only disabled him from playing
with anything like his former proficiency, but
which would, in all probability, shorten his life,
from the fact that his digestion was delicate in the
extreme, that his food had always required more
mastication than he could bestow upon it, and now
he would scarcely be able to masticate at all.

The captain magnanimously refused to bring
suit against my aunt for the loss of his skirts,

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although a distinguished lawyer gave it as his decided
opinion, that he was entitled to recover;
because, although a pickpocket was the immediate
cause of the loss aforesaid, yet the captain would
not have sustained the loss, had it not been for the
confusion occasioned by my aunt's want of control
over the horse, and that, therefore, the captain
was entitled to recover consequential damages.

These suits excited an interest at the time, which
has not entirely died away yet. When the cause
came up, my aunt's lawyers denied that there was
any ground of action at all, but the judge, without
hearing the other side, declared there was. He
said, that if a man let loose a wild bull, which he
knew to be wild, though he intended no mischief
by it, yet he was liable for what damages the bull
might do, because he ought to have informed himself
of the nature of the beast before he threw
him upon the community. The question would arise,
the judge said, was my aunt capable of driving?
If she was, did her near-sightedness prevent her?
Could she with a child at her knees and a bandbox
at her feet, drive safely through a crowd like
that assembled on the occasion aforesaid? The
judge, in conclusion, remarked, “that he did not
mean to prejudge the case, but that it was clear to
his mind, not only that there were grounds of
action in the case, but also that the defendant
must show, conclusively, that she was capable of

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driving; for, said he, this court never will sanction
the doctrine that any old lady, however respectable,
may be allowed, whether she can see or not,
or whether she can drive or not, to start off on the
Sabbath to church, with a feeble child between her
knees, and a helpless woman beside her, and cause
the great injury which it appears from the amount
of damages claimed in this case has been done;
men are not to be ruined in their professions, and
their health irrecoverably impaired in this way,
without a court of justice interfering and making
the party guilty pay for it.”

All legal readers are familiar with the case of
“The Musicians vs. Betsy Hugersford,” in the
Maryland Reports. It twice got up to the Court
of Appeals, and twice got back again, upon some
informality. Then it was delayed for years, while
a commission to take depositions was sent to New
Orleans, and even to France and to England, to
which countries several of the witnesses (we know
that musicians are migratory) had emigrated.

The day before the case was to be finally tried
upon its merits, the three musicians—the drummer,
the trombone, and the serpent—went on a party of
pleasure with many others, on board of a steamboat,
to Fort McHenry. After the bottle had circulated
briskly, it was proposed that each of the
musicians should take the respective instrument
upon which he had formerly played (for since that

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eventful day of parade they had asserted they
were disabled), and try how much skill was left in
them. In the hilarity of the moment, unsuspicious
of consequences, they consented; and it was asserted
by all, and particularly by the band of musicians
on board, in their depositions, taken that
night, that they never heard better playing.

The whole proceeding was a trick of a young
lawyer, who had been taken by accident into
the case. He was well acquainted with the
three musicians, and had got them on the frolic
for the purpose of showing by witnesses that they
were as good players as ever, and, consequently,
had sustained no injury.

Since the parade, the trombone had kept a tavern,
the drummer an oyster-cellar, and the serpent a
public garden; and in consequence of the great injury
which the criminal negligence of my aunt had
inflicted on them, they were each extensively
patronized by a sympathizing public.

In the morning, when the suit was called in
court, the plaintiffs' counsel, who had got wind of
the depositions, and who considered that the witnesses
were forthcoming, reluctantly dropped the
suit, to prevent the accumulation of costs, which he
felt his clients would have to pay. But a short
time afterwards, when the band above mentioned,
who were of the military, had been ordered to
Florida, the suit was commenced again, their ex

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parte depositions amounting to nothing; and they
themselves being without the jurisdiction of the
court, and not likely ever to return to Baltimore
again.

This case was pending when my aunt died, and
the question is now agitating the lawyers, whether
her heirs could be made parties to a new suit.

Notwithstanding all the trouble this business
gave my poor aunt, I confess it was a great satisfaction
to me, as it put an end to our gig rides
thereafter.

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On my way to St. Louis, safe and sound I arrived
at Louisville on the steamer Madison, now
years agone. The falls of the Ohio, at Louisville,
were so low, that the captain resolved to go round
by the canal, which was cut to obviate the necessity
of unloading vessels to lighten them, so as to
permit their passage over the falls. At ten o'clock
A. M., we reached Louisville, and the captain told
me, upon inquiry, as I wished to pay my respects
to a friend or two of that hospitable city, that the
boat would not leave until one o'clock, as he had
to take on board a number of Scotch immigrants
with their baggage, who had been brought thus far
from Pittsburg on a boat that was returning. I
therefore had ample time to make a morning call
or two in passing, a pleasure of which I generally
avail myself on our Western waters, whenever the
boat on which I happen to be a wayfarer stops
where I have acquaintances.

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I resolved to pay my respects to “Amelia,” the
sweetest poetess of our land, in whose society I
spent a most agreeable hour, which I would willingly
have prolonged, but the admonition, that the
boat started at one o'clock, arose to my memory.

I therefore repaired to the wharf half an hour
before one, determined to be in time. Lo! as I
approached the wharf, I beheld the Madison lumbering
along in the canal, stopping every moment,
as if to take breath, being, in fact, retarded by
some obstacle or other, which she could not surmount
without the aid of poles, and ropes, and a
fresh start.

My only remedy was to ride round to Lockport,
where the canal terminates by passing into the
river, and wait an indefinite period for the arrival
of the steamer, or get on board a row-boat, and
have myself transported after her in the canal,
and thus reach her, which I was assured could be
effected in half an hour at farthest.

I accordingly feed two youths, who were paddling
about in a boat, to convey me to the Madison.
I was soon seated astern, and they pulled away
for the steamer. We soon entered the canal, but
owing to the waves the steamer threw in her confined
track, and her lumbering movements from
side to side, it was with difficulty and delay that
we approached her.

The Scotch immigrants were what are called

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on the Western waters, deck-passengers; of that
class, almost all of whom are poor, but often very
respectable, who, in the packet-ships, in crossing
the Atlantic, take a steerage passage. Among
the immigrants on the Madison, were many
females, among whom there were some young and
beautiful ones.

As I ripped out a strong Western oath (I am
ashamed to write it, for I have not pronounced one
for a long time) at the captain, for breaking his
word with me, and leaving before the hour, one of
the Scotch lasses said to me imploringly, for our
boat had gotten immediately under the stern of
the steamer, where she stood—

“Oh! sir, please don't swear so.”

Struck with the tone and beauty of the Scotch
maiden, my impulse of anger changed to one of
admiration, and I instantly said to her—

“Well, I won't again; and you must be like
Sterne's angel, when my uncle Toby swore; you
must drop a tear upon the word in the high
archives, and blot it out forever.”

As I said this, I stretched out my hand to reach
the railing of the steamer, but failed, as our boat
gave a lurch at the moment. Again I made the
effort, and should have failed again, had not the
pretty Scotch girl leaned over the vessel's side and
given me her hand. Thus assisted, in a moment
more I was on the steamer's deck, beside my fair

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assistant. I thanked her with all the grace I could
master, which she received with a blush, and said:

“But you forget, sir, that my uncle Toby's oath
was to save life.”

“But it was unavailing,” I replied; “yet your
fair hand, stretched out to me, may have saved
mine; therefore, as I live and may err—



“Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remembered.”

“Poor Ophelia,” ejaculated the Scotch girl,
sadly, “she went crazy for love.”

“Ah,” thought I, “here is intelligence as well
as beauty taking a deck passage, and not the
first time; for with poverty they have been companions
before; and love, too, I suspect, is no
stranger in this party.”

Impressed with these reflections, I entered into
conversation with my new-made acquaintance, and
soon discovered that she was remarkably intelligent,
as well as beautiful. It seemed to me that
fair hair was never braided over a fairer brow. Her
neck and shoulders were exquisitely turned, and
added to the charm of features, which were decidedly
patrician. There was a näivete in her manner,
too, that had caught its tone from a position,
I thought, evidently above her present one. She
had also nothing of the Scotch in her accent, which
was broad enough on the lips of her companions.

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Though she was apparently poor, there was not
only great neatness in her humble toilet, but a
style that was above the “clay biggin.” Several
little trinkets upon her person—a ring, breastpin,
and particularly a massive gold cross, attached
to a handsome chain—attracted my attention,
and indicated, not only from their value, but
the manner in which they were worn, her superiority
to her companions, as well as the fact, to
my mind, that she was a Roman Catholic. Her
companions were rigid Presbyterians, I soon
learned; and my fair assistant into the boat, and
reprover, did not attend, I observed, when an old
Scotchman, in the afternoon, read the Bible to the
group of immigrants gathered about him; but
withdrew to the side of the boat, and looked over,
pensively, into the water.

She interested me much. Being myself, at that
time, the wearer of a large pair of whiskers, and
an imperial to match, my humble travelling companions
were rather shy of me; but soon observing
that my fellow-passengers above stairs knew me
well, and that I was not unpopular among them,
the Scotch folks grew rapidly familiar and frank
with me.

I learned, from a solemn and remarkably pious
old Presbyterian, the history of the beautiful
Scotch girl, whose name was Mary M`Intyre. He
sighed heavily when he told it. Her father was

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an humble farmer of the better sort, and lived in
Ayrshire. An old Roman Catholic nobleman, who
dwelt in Edinburgh, had a daughter, who, on a
visit which she made to Ayrshire, became acquainted
with Mary, and treated her as an humble
friend. When the young lady returned to Edinburgh,
she took Mary with her, who was affianced
to a young miller in the neighborhood, named
M`Clung. In fulfilment of an old Scotch custom,
which Burns and his Highland Mary practised,
they at parting broke a piece of silver over
a running brook, and on a Bible plighted their
everlasting faith unto each other.

In the progress of events, Mary, to the horror
of her lover's faith, became a Roman Catholic.
Her lover wrote her what she thought a harsh and
uncalled for letter on the subject. Her maiden
pride, as well as her religious prejudices, were
aroused, and she returned him his letter without a
word of comment. Both were stung to the quick.
The lover, though he went to Edinburgh, left for
the United States without calling to see her, and
wandered away up the Missouri River. Mary grew
thin and absent-minded; and exhibited all the
symptoms of a maiden sick for love. Three years
passed; Mary's friend had died; and she had returned
to her father's, the while wasting away;
when, lo, a package came from the far Western
wilds, from Mary's lover.

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He implored her to forgive him for his conduct
to her, in the humblest terms; and in the strongest
terms he expressed the endurance of his passionate
love. He stated that he had thought of nothing
else but Mary since he left Scotland; that knowing
every Sunday that she was worshipping in the
Catholic Church, he went to one himself, that he
might worship with her, and that he had become
a Catholic, and sent her the antique cross she wore,
in testimony of his love and of his faith. He
furthermore told Mary that he was doing well in
the New World; that if she said so, he would go for
her, but that it would ruin his business (he was a
true Scotchman); and he concluded by begging
Mary to come to him. These immigrants were on
the point of leaving Scotland; many of them were
Mary's especial friends, and she determined to
embark with them.

How I felt interested in that Scotch girl! In
proud saloons since, in gay and wild Washington,
I have many a time and oft felt all the impulses of
my fitful and wayward nature aroused and concentrated
to please some dark-eyed one from the
sunny South, or some fair descendant of the Puritans,
or may be, some dame of high degree from
over the waters, cynosures of fashion in the capital;
but remember I not women yet, who more
struck my fancy than this bonnie lassie from the
land of Burns. She could tell me so many things

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traditional in Ayrshire about Burns and his birth-place;
and then she admired him so much, and
could sing his songs so well. We had a long passage,
and she kept herself aloof from the other
passengers; I was all day and half the night by
her side. She half made me a Catholic. I have
since with uncertain steps and some short-comings,
been trying to fix my conduct where my firm faith,
and hope, and heart are fixed, in the simpler ways
of Protestantism; and I know that Mary will think
none the less of me when she sees this avowal; but
then I was careless of everything but the enjoyment
of the hour that was passing over me. It
was just this time of the year (May), and the beautiful
Ohio never was more beautiful. How many
simple and frank questions she asked me! And as
she did not know that I knew her secret, I could
so plainly trace in all her thoughts the image of her
lover the controlling one, as the bright moon above
us was the controlling light. Several times, when
she knew not that I observed her, I witnessed her
devotions; and I thought, as I saw her clasp the
crucifix, her lover's gift, and pray, that some
earthly adoration mingled with her heavenly vows.

One day, as we sat chatting together with more
than usual unreservedness, I observed—

“Well, you will soon marry some rich American.”

“No,” she instantly replied; “I prefer a

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poor Scotchman.” I must have felt a pang of
jealousy of her lover at the time, for I remarked:

“Mary, you have asked me what I thought was
the difference between a Scotch woman and an
American; I will tell you: an American would
make her lover come to her; a Scotch woman,
as you know, would come to her lover.”

Her brow and bosom crimsoned in an instant,
and rising from my side, she looked at me and said:

“Sir, you have no right so to wound a lonely
woman's heart,” and bursting into tears, she
walked away from me.

Whatever may have been my misunderstandings
with men, and they have been few, I certainly
never had one with a woman; and my uncourteous
and uncalled for remark stung my own pride as a
gentleman, as much as I had wounded Mary's
womanly nature. I instantly followed her, and used
every effort to reconcile her, but without effect.
She walked away from me with a haughty inclination
of the head, and entered her humble
apartment.

I learned that one of her chief objections to her
voyage, was this coming to her lover, instead of
with him. Her refined education had taught her
this refinement of womanly delicacy. I could not
forgive myself for the wound I had inflicted on
Mary's feelings, and I soon began to feel that I
should not forgive her for her want of forgiveness.

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At last we approached a point, not far below
St. Louis, near by Jefferson Barracks, where the
Scotch immigrants were to debark, and they were
all bustle and preparation. I sat smoking a cigar
on the guards, and watching them. Mary, in the
certainty of meeting her lover, was, with a natural
anxiety, practising all the arts of the toilet to
make her scanty wardrobe do its best. I could
see her arranging her hair and shawl, and consulting
one of the Scotch girls as to their adjustment,
whose opinion, but for her own anxiety, she would
have disregarded. Doubtless, she often thought,
years may have changed me much; and he, how
he will be disappointed! She may have fancied
that her very education, which gave her a different
air and manner from what she had when he wooed
her, might make an unfavorable impression upon
him.

I never in my life thought I could easier read
a woman's feelings.

At last we reached the point of the pilgrims'
rest, and the boat rounded to; but, when they
landed, Mary's lover was not there! She seemed
stupefied; and the others were so busied with
themselves and their own concerns, that they
thought not of Mary or her lover.

She took a seat on her trunk on the shore
amidst the baggage, which the immigrants were
getting off, and looked the very picture of despair,

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as, with her hands clasped in her lap, she gazed
now here, now there, as if she thought that from
some point or other he must come. But he came
not.

My provocation at Mary for her unforgiveness
was gone. I arose from the guards of the boat,
threw my cigar overboard, and went ashore. I
had often been at this point on pleasure excursions
from St. Louis, and I saw several persons that I
knew. I went up to a young Frenchman, whose
employment was carting wood to St. Louis, and
after a profusion of compliments between us, for
he was an old acquaintance, I asked him if he
knew a Scotchman named M`Clung, a miller, in
the neighborhood?

“Well, monsieur—ah, well.”

“How far from here does he live?” I asked.

“Ah, about two mile.”

“I will give you a five dollar gold piece, if you
will mount a fleet horse and go to him, and tell
him that the Scotch immigrants have arrived,” and
I showed the glittering coin.

Instanter, monsieur,” he replied, with a
dancing eye.

“Stop!” I exclaimed; and taking one of my
cards from my pocket, I wrote on it with pen and
ink, which he got for me from the boat, the simple
words, “Mary M`Intyre has arrived.”

I saw my Frenchman in a few minutes more at

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the top of his speed, on a Canadian pony, dashing
like mad through the woods. As I walked towards
the boat, I met Mary's eye; but she instantly
averted it, as if she thought I was taking pleasure
in her grief at not finding on the spot, to welcome
her, the lover she had “come to.” What
strange creatures we are! I felt a proud thrill
through my heart. No, my bonnie lassie, thought
I, I'll have a braver revenge upon you than that;
you shall forgive me.

Time flew on—the baggage was all landed; we
were preparing to depart, when some one exclaimed—

“Look yonder! there's some chaps coming to
the boat, or else they're racing it, for they've got
all steam on.”

We looked, and, sure enough, two horsemen were
bounding towards us, as if with such intent, and
one was my Frenchman, so I supposed, the other
was M`Clung; and I soon knew it, for I could
see his miller's clothes.

The whole boat was excitement, and the captain
ordered delay for a moment till they should arrive,
not knowing what their eager haste meant. I understood
it; M`Clung was thinking of his Mary
M'Intyre, and the Frenchman of his five dollar
gold piece.

“They come on bravely,” was the cry.

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“Yes, and the miller is ahead!” exclaimed
another.

I was glad to see love ahead of avarice; but I
suspect it was owing more to the steeds than their
riders.

I looked at Mary. At the cry “the miller is
ahead,” she had risen from her listless posture,
and was gazing intently at the horsemen.

In a moment, the miller's horse was bounding
home without his rider, for he had not thought to
fasten him as he threw himself from his back. He
rushed towards Mary, and in an instant they were
in each other's arms; such a wild embrace of joy
I never witnessed. I thought their kindred hearts,
like the “kindred drops” of the poet, would literally
mingle into one.

“Ah, mon dieu!” exclaimed the Frenchman
from the shore, for the captain had ordered our
departure, mad at the delay, and we had left—“Ah,
mon dieu! my five dollar, dat gold piece. I am a
cheat.” I stuck it in an apple, and threw it on the
shore, and had the satisfaction of seeing the
Frenchman bound towards it like the miller toward
Mary, and grasp it, too; and I laughed heartily
at the manner—so eager, and yet so gentle,
holding it between his compressed legs—in which
he made the golden pippin disgorge its truly
golden treasure.

The last thing which attracted my attention on

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the shore was the Frenchman, who stood beside
Mary and the miller, with one hand restoring the
gold piece to its lustre by rubbing it on his pantaloons,
and in the other holding the pippin, from
which he was taking large contributions, while he
gesticulated with that member, when not applied
to his mouth, towards the steamer, evidently trying
to do a good many things at once, and among the
rest to explain who sent him on his errand.

Ah, thought I, I have had my revenge. Years
after this, I was again in St. Louis, in a very sickly
summer. Partaking, may be, too freely of its hospitalities—
for I never saw a more hospitable people
than those of St. Louis—and not being used to the
climate, I was seized with a bilious fever, in fact, it
was yellow fever; I was in a boarding-house, and
in a very confined room, and the physician said if
I could not be taken to the country, I would die.

I became unconscious. I awoke one morning at
last, with a dreamy impression of existence, but I
had not the slightest conception of my location. I
discovered that I was in the country; and as, in
the progress of days, returning life grew keener, I
found myself in a pleasant chamber, and a lady
attending to me. She would not let me talk at
first, but I at last learned that I had been there a
week, delirious; and, farther, from a black servant,
that her mistress had, without taking off her
clothes, watched over me all the time. I was about

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questioning the black girl farther, when, from a
moment's absence, her mistress returned; and after
remarking how much better I was, asked if I did
not know her? I looked at the beautiful lady
before me, for she was indeed beautiful, though
she looked wan, from her attendance upon me, I
supposed, and replied—

“Indeed, my dear madam, I do not know you,
though I shall never forget you.”

She stepped to the mantle-piece, and took from
it a small richly gilt frame, which looked as if it
contained a miniature, and showing it to me, I beheld
within it my card, given to the Frenchman:
“Mary M`Intyre has arrived.” Mr. M`Clung had
greatly prospered in the world, and Mrs. M`Clung
was what she would have been, in fact, in any situation,
a lady in the land; and now an acknowledged
and received lady. She seldom visited St. Louis,
and when she did, she stopped at the house where
I was so ill; and hearing my name mentioned, and
learning who I was, she had me conveyed to her
house in her own carriage, supporting my unconscious
head all the way herself. Lucky for me was
this last arrival.

I may speak again of this Scotch lassie, for we
have met in other scenes, where, beaming the
“bright particular star,” fashion, and rank, and
intellect did her homage.

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Some years since, when I was in the practice of
the law, one morning, just after I had entered my
office—I was then an invalid on two crutches, and
not a very early riser, so what clients I had, were
often there before me—some few moments after I
had ensconced myself in my chair with my crutches
before me, like monitors of mortality, I heard a
timid rap at my door. Notwithstanding I called
out in a loud voice, “Come in,” the visitor, though
the rap was not repeated after I spoke, still hung
back. With feelings of impatience and pain, I
arose, adjusted my crutches under my arms, and
muttering, not inaudibly, my discontent, I hobbled
to the door and jerked it open.

The moment the visitor was presented to my
vision, I felt angry with myself for what I had
done; and the feeling was not relieved, when a
meek and grief-subdued voice said—

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“I am very sorry to disturb you, sir.”

“No,” said I politely, for it was a young and
beautiful woman, or rather girl, of certainly not
more than sixteen, who stood before me, “I am
sorry that you should have waited so long. Come
in; I am lame as you see, Miss, and could not
sooner get to the door.”

Adjusting her shawl, which was pinned closely
up to her neck, as she passed the threshold, she
entered, and at my request, but not until I had
myself resumed my seat, took a chair. I observed
it was a fine morning, to which she made no reply,
for she was evidently abstracted, or rather embarrassed,
not knowing how to open the purpose of
her visit.

The few moments we sat in silence, I occupied
in observing her. She had, I thought, arrayed
herself in her best clothes, anxious by so doing to
make a respectable appearance before her lawyer,
and thereby convince him that if she could not at
present compass his fee, he could have no doubt of
it eventually; though it was also apparent to me
that, in the flurry of mind attendant upon her visit
and its consequence, she had not thought at all
of adding to her personal attractions by so doing.
That consideration, not often absent from a
woman's mind, had by some absorbing event been
banished from hers. She wore a black-silk gown,

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the better days of which had gone, perhaps, with
the wearer's.

Her timid step had not prevented my seeing a
remarkably delicate foot, encased in a morocco
shoe much worn and patched, evidently by an unskilful
hand—I thought her own. And though
when she took a seat, she folded her arms closely
up under her shawl, which was a small one, of red
merino, and, as I have said, pinned closely to her
neck, it did not prevent my observing that her
hand, though small, was gloveless, and that a ring—
I thought an ominous-looking ring—we catch
fancies we know not why or wherefore—begirt one
of her fingers. In fact, when she first placed her
hands under the shawl, she turned the ring upon
her finger, maybe unconsciously.

On her head she wore a calash bonnet; and as I
again interrupted the silence by asking, “Is it the
law you seek so early, Miss?” she drew her hand
from beneath her shawl, and removing her bonnet
partly from her face so as to answer me, she revealed
as fair and as fascinating features as I ever
remember to have seen. Her hair was parted
carelessly back over a snowy forehead, beneath
which, lustrous eyes, black as death and almost as
melancholy, looked forth from the shadow of a
weeping willow-like lash. A faint attempt to smile
at my question discovered beautiful teeth, and I
thought, as she said the simple “yes, sir,” that

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there must be expression in every movement of
her lip.

Observe, I was an invalid, full, at this very moment,
of the selfishness of my own pains and
aches, which, though not of the heart, and it would
be difficult to convince a sick man that those of
the body are not greater, were notwithstanding
forgotten at once in my interest in my visitor.

“This is Mr. Trimble?” asked she, glancing at
my crutches, as if by those appendages she had
heard me described.

“That is my name,” I replied.

“You have heard of Brown, who is now in—in
jail, sir,” she continued.

“Brown, the counterfeiter, who has been arrested
for a theft,” I asked.

“Yes, sir.”

“I have repeatedly heard of him, though I have
never seen him.”

“He told me to say, sir, wouldn't you go to
jail, and see him about his case?”

Brown's case, from what I had heard of it, was
a desperate one. Not knowing in what relation
the poor girl might stand to him, I shrank from
saying so, though I feared it would be useless for
me to appear for him: I therefore asked her—

“Are you his sister?”

“No, sir.”

“His wife?”

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“No, sir, we are cousins like, and I live with
his mother.”

“Ay, is your name Brown?”

“No, sir, my name is Mason—Sarah Mason.”

“Where's Mrs. Brown, Miss Sarah?” I asked.

“She's very sick, sir; I hurried away just as
she got to sleep, after morning; I have walked by
here very often, and I thought, sir, you might
have business out, and not be here to-day—do go
and see him, sir.”

“Why, Sarah, to speak plainly to you, I am
satisfied I can be of no service to him; he is a notorious
character, and there have been so many
outrageous offences lately committed, that if the
case is a strong one, there will be little hope for
the prisoner; and Brown's case, I understand, is
very strong. I am told, that after they had caught
him in the woods, as they were bringing him to
the city, he confessed it.”

“My! my! did he, sir;” exclaimed Sarah, starting
from her seat and resuming it as quickly.

“Yes, I think I overheard one of the constables
say so. There are no grounds whatever in the
case for me to defend him upon. I can do nothing
for him, and should get nothing for it if I did.”

I said this without meaning any hint to Sarah;
but she took it as such, and replied—

“I have some little money, sir, only a few dollars
now,” and she turned herself aside so as with

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delicacy to take it from her bosom, “but I shall have
some more soon; I had some owing to me for some
fancy work, but, when I went for it yesterday, to
come and see you, they told me the storekeeper
had failed, and I've lost it.”

As she spoke, she held the money in her hand,
which she rested in her lap, in a manner that implied
she wished to offer it to me, but feared the
sum would be too small, and a blush—it was that
of shame at her bitter poverty—reddened her forehead.
I could not but be struck with her manner;
and as I looked at her without speaking or attempting
to take the money, she said, after a moment's
pause —

“It's all I have now, sir; but, indeed, I shall
have more soon.”

“No, no, keep it, I do not want it,” said I,
smiling. Instantly the thought seemed to occur to
her, that I would not accept the money from a
doubt of its genuineness, as Brown might have
given it to her, and she said—

“Indeed, sir, it is good money. Mr. Judah,
who keeps the clothing-store, gave it to me last
night. You may ask him, sir, if you don't believe
it.”

“Don't believe you! Surely I believe you.
Brown must be a greater scoundrel than even the
public take him for, if he could involve you in the
consequences of his guilt.”

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“Sir, sir—indeed, he never gave me any bad
money to pass. I was accused of it; but, indeed,
I never passed a single cent that I thought was
bad.”

“Well, Sarah, keep the money; do not for your
own sake, on any consideration, pass any bad
money; go first and ask some one who knows
whether any money you have is good, and keep
that.”

“But, sir, will you see him?” asked she imploringly.

“Yes, I will, and because you wish it; I cannot
go this morning, I shall be engaged. This afternoon
I have some business at the court-house, and
I will, on leaving there, step over to the jail.”

“Please, sir, to tell him,” she said, hesitatingly,
“that they won't let me come in to see him often.
I was there yesterday, but they wouldn't let me
in. On Sunday they said they would—not till
Sunday. Please, sir, tell him that I will come
then.”

“I will, Sarah,” I replied; “and if you will be
at the jail at two o'clock this afternoon, I will contrive
to have you see Brown.”

She thanked me, repeated the words “at two
o'clock,” and again pressed the money on me,
which I refused, when she withdrew, closing the
door noiselessly after her.

She had not been gone more than half an hour,

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when a gentleman entered, who was about purchasing
some property, and who wished me, previously
to closing the bargain, to examine the title.
He wanted it done immediately, and in compliance
with his request I forthwith repaired to the recorder's
office, which stood beside the court-house.

I was then in the practice of the law in Cincinnati.
My office was two doors from the corner of
Main street, in Front, opposite the river, where I
combined the double duties of editor of a daily
paper and lawyer. From my office to the court-house
was, as the common people say, a “measured
mile;” and nothing but the certainty of the immediate
payment of my fee, in the then condition of
my arms and health versus pocket (the pocket carried
the day, and it is only in such cases that
empty pockets succeed), nothing but the consideration
in the premises induced me to take up my
crutches, and walk to the court-house. After I
had examined the title, I determined, as it would
save me a walk in the afternoon, to step over to
the jail, which was only a square or so off, and see
Brown. I did so, and at the gate of the jail found,
seated on a stone by the wayside, Sarah Mason,
who had instantly repaired thither from my office,
resolved to wait my coming, not knowing, as she
told me, but what I might be there before two.

I entered the jailer's room, in which he received
constables, visitors, knaves, previous to locking

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them up, lawyers, &c., and handing a chair to
Sarah, desired him to bring Brown out in the jail
yard, that I might speak with him. While he was
unlocking the grated door of the room in which
Brown with many other criminals was confined,
several of them, who were also clients of mine,
called me by name, and made towards the door,
with the wish each of speaking to me about his own
case, perhaps for the fifteenth time. As soon as
Brown heard my name, he called out—

“Stop! it's to see me Mr. Trimble has come;
here, Jawbone Dick, fix that bit of a blanket round
them rusty leg-irons, and let me shuffle out.
Mr. Trimble came to see me.” Controlled by his
manner—for he was a master spirit among them, as
I afterwards learned—they shrank back, while
Jawbone Dick, a huge negro, fixed the leg-irons,
and Brown came forth.

He had a muscular iron form of fine proportions,
though of short stature. His face was intellectual,
with a high but retreating forehead, and a
quick, bold eye. His mouth was very large, displaying
fully, when he laughed, his jaw-teeth;
but it was not ill-shaped, and had the expression
of great firmness, when in repose, with that of
archness and insinuation, generally, when speaking.
He gazed on me steadily for an instant, after he
had passed the threshold of the door into the passage,
as if he would understand my character

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before he spoke. He then saluted me respectfully,
and led the way into the backyard of the jail,
which is surrounded by a large wall, to prevent the
escape of the prisoners, who, at stated periods, are
suffered to be out there for the sake of their
health, and while their rooms are undergoing the
operations of brooms and water. Kicking, as well
as his fetters would allow him, a keg that stood by
the outer door into the middle of the yard, Brown
observed—

“Squire, it will do you for a seat, for you and
I don't like to talk too near to the wall; the proverb
says, that `stone walls have ears,' and those
about us have heard so many rascally confessions
from the knaves they have inclosed, that I don't
like to intrust them with even an innocent man's
story; 'twould be the first time they've heard such
a one, and they'd misrepresent it into guilt.”

The jailer laughed as he turned to leave us, and
said—

“Brown, you ought to have thought of that
when the chaps nabbed you, for you told them the
story, and they not only have ears but tongues.”

“Hang them, they gave me liquor,” exclaimed
Brown, as a fierce expression darkened his face.
“I don't think a drunken man's confession should
be taken, extorted or not.”

As the jailer turned to lock up the yard, with
the remark to me of, “Squire, you can rap when

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you have got through,” I told him that it would
save some trouble to him if he would let the girl in
his room, who was a relation of Brown's, see him
now. After a slight hesitancy he called her, observing
it was not exactly according to rule.

“It's Sarah, I suppose,” said Brown, taking a
station by my side with folded arms, and giving a
slight nod of recognition to the girl, as in obedience
to the jailer's call she entered the yard. “You'd
better stand there, Sarah,” he said to her, “till
Mr. Trimble gets through with me. It's no use
for her to hear our talk; plague take all witnesses,
anyhow.”

Eyeing me again with a searching expression,
Brown, as if he had at last made his mind up to
the matter, said, “I believe I'll tell you all, Squire;
I did the thing.”

“Yes, Brown, I knew you did,” I replied; “the
misfortune is you told it to the officers.”

“Yes, that's a fact. But may be you can lead
the witnesses on the wrong scent if you know just
how things are, could'nt you?” I nodded, and he
continued. “I boasted when they got me, considerable;
but the fact is, that I got the money.
I was in the Exchange on the landing, where I
saw a countryman seated, who looked to me as if
he had money. I contrived to get into conversation
with him, and asked him to drink with me;
he did so, and I plied him pretty strong. The

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liquor warmed him at last, and he asked me to
drink with him; I consented, and when he came
to pay his bill he had no change, and had to dive
into a cunning side-pocket, in the lining of his
waistcoat, to get out a bill, though he turned his
back round and was pretty cautious. I saw he had
a good deal of money. I got him boozy, and when
he left I dogged him. He was in to market, and
had his wagon on the landing not far from the Exchange.
He slept in it. He not only buttoned
his vest tight up, but his overcoat tight over that,
and laid down on the side where he hid away his
rhino. Notwithstanding this,” continued Brown,
and he laughed at the remembrance of his own ingenuity,
“I contrived to make him turn over in
his sleep, and cut clean out through overcoat and
all, got his pocket, with its contents, three hundred
dollars. I had spent all my money at night with
him. In the morning my nerves wanted bracing,
and what must I do but spend some of his money
for grog and breakfast. The countryman immediately
went before a magistrate and described me
as a person whom he suspected. The officers knew
me from his description; and though I had left
Cincinnati and got as far as Cleves, fifteen or eighteen
miles, they followed so close on my track as
to nab me that very day. I had been keeping up
the steam pretty high along the road; they traced
me in that way, and full of folly and the devil,

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for the sake of talking and keeping off the horrors,
I made my brags, and told all. I suppose my case
is desperate.”

I told him that I thought it was.

“When I think of my old mother!” exclaimed
he, passing his hand rapidly across his brow; he
then beckoned Sarah to him, and I walked to the
farther end of the yard so as not to be a listener.
Their colloquy was interrupted by the jailer coming
to the door. When I left him, Sarah followed me
out; and, after requesting me to call and see him
again, she took a direction different from mine, and
I went to my office.

The grand-jury, of course, had no difficulty in
finding a bill against Brown, and the day of his
trial soon came. The countryman was the first
witness on the stand. It was amusing, if not edifying,
to observe the smirk of professional pride on
the countenance of the prisoner when the countryman
recounted how he carefully buttoned up his
coat over his money and went to sleep on that side,
and awoke on that side, the right one, and found
his pocket cut out with as much ingenuity as a
tailor could have done it. I tried to exclude the
evidence of Brown's confession from the jury on
the ground that it was extorted from him; but that
fact not appearing to the court, they overruled my
objection; and the facts of the case, with many exaggerations,
were narrated to them by the officer

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who arrested the prisoner, as his free and voluntary
confession. I had scarcely any grounds of defence
at all. I tried to ridicule the idea of Brown's having
made a confession, and presented the countryman
in an attitude that made him the laughing-stock
of the jury and audience; but, though it was
evident to them that the countryman was a fool, it
was not less apparent, I feared, that Brown was a
knave. I had some idea of an alibi, but that would
have been carrying matters too far. I, however,
proved his good character by several witnesses.
Alas! the prosecuting attorney showed that he was
an old offender, who had been more than once a
guest of the State's between the walls of the penitentiary.
The prosecuting attorney, in fact, in his
opening address to the court and jury, attacked
Brown in the sternest language he could use. He
represented him as the violator of every sound tie;
and as hurrying his mother's gray hairs to the
grave. At this last charge the prisoner winced.
I saw the lightning of his ire against the prosecutor
flash through the tears of guilt and contrition.
When I arose to address the jury in reply, Brown
called me to him and said—

“Mr. Trimble, you know all about my case—
you know I am guilty; but you must get me off if
you can, for my old mother's sake. Plead for me
as if you were pleading for the apostles—for the
Saviour of mankind.”

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This was a strong expression to convey to me
the idea that I must speak and act to the jury as
if I held him in my own heart guiltless, was it not?

Poor Sarah was a tearful witness of his trial.
She was spared, however, being present when the
verdict was rendered. The jury retired about dark,
with the agreement between myself and the prosecutor
that they might bring in a sealed verdict. I
told Sarah, for the sake of her feelings, before the
court adjourned, that they would not meet the
next morning before ten o'clock. They met at
nine, and before she got there, their verdict of
guilty was recorded against the prisoner.

As they were taking Brown to jail, he asked me
to step over and see him, saying that he had a fee
for me. I had been unable to get from him more
than a promise to pay before his trial. I, of course,
gave that up as fruitless, and appeared for him on
Sarah's account, not on his own, or with any hope
of acquitting him. I therefore was surprised at
his remark, and followed him to the jail. He was
placed in a cell by himself—the rule after conviction—
and I went in with him at his request, and
we were left alone.

“Squire,” said he, with more emotion than I
thought him capable of, “I don't care so much for
myself; I could stand it; I am almost guilt hardened—
but when I think of my mother—O God!—
and Sarah, she has been as true to me as if I

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were an angel instead of a devil; but she wasn't
in court to-day?”

“No,” said I; “I told her that court would not
sit until ten o'clock. I saw how deeply she was
interested, and I saved her the shock of hearing
your guilt pronounced in open court.”

“Blast that prosecuting attorney,” exclaimed
Brown, gnashing his teeth, “why need he go out
of the case to abuse me about my mother, before
Sarah. I'd like to catch him in the middle of the
Ohio, swimming, some dark night; if he didn't go
to the bottom and stay there, it would be because
I couldn't keep him down. But, Squire, about
that fee—you trusted me, and as you are the first
lawyer that ever did, I'll show you that I am for
once worthy of confidence. Over the Licking
River, a quarter of a mile up on the Covington side—
you know, Squire, the Licking is the river right
opposite to Cincinnati, in Kentucky—well, over
that river, a quarter of a mile up, you will see,
about fifteen feet from the bank, a large tree standing
by itself, with a large hole on the east side of
it. Run your hand up that hole, and you will take
hold of a black bottle, corked tight. Break it open;
in it you will find fifteen hundred dollars—five
hundred of it is counterfeit—the rest is good.
Squire, it is your fee. Your character and countenance
is good enough to pass the whole of it.”

I bowed to the compliment which Brown paid

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my “character and countenance” at the expense
of my morals, and said, “You are not hoaxing me,
I hope.”

“I am not in that mood, Squire,” replied the
convict, and asking me for my pencil, he drew on
the wall a rough map of the locality of the river
and tree, and repeated earnestly the assertion that
he himself, in the hollow of the tree, had hid the
bottle. I left him, rubbing the marks of his map
from the wall, determined at the first opportunity
to make a visit to the spot. The next day my
professional duties called me on a visit to another
prisoner in the jail, when Brown asked me, through
the little loophole of his door, if I had got that yet.

“No, Brown,” I replied, “I have not had time
to go there.”

“Then, Squire,” he exclaimed, “you are in as
bad a fix as I am, and the thing's out.”

“How so?” I asked; I began to suspect that
he thought I had been after the money, and that
he was forming some excuse for my not finding
what he knew was not there.

“You see me, Squire, without a coat; my hat's
gone too. Job Fowler, the scoundrel—he knows
about that bottle—he was taken out of the jail
yesterday to be tried, just as they brought me in.
I thought, though my respectable clothes hadn't
done me any good, they might be of service to him,
as his case wasn't strong, and every little helps out

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in such cases, as they help the other way when the
thing's dark; so I lent them to him. He was
found not guilty, and he walked off with my wardrobe.
So the jury, hang them, aided and abetted
him in committing a felony in the very act of
acquitting him for one; and by this time he's got
that money. Never mind, we shall be the State's
guests together yet, in her palace at Columbus.”

What Brown told me in regard to the bottle and
Job Fowler, was indeed true.

Job was acquitted in Brown's clothes, and walked
off in them, and wended instantly to the tree beside
the Licking, where he found the bottle, which he
rifled of its contents without the trouble of uncorking
it. Mistaking the bad money for the good, he
returned instantly to Cincinnati, and attempted to
pass some of it. The man to whom he offered it
happened to be in the court-house, a spectator of
his trial. His suspicions were aroused. He had
Mr. Job arrested, and on him was found the fifteen
hundred dollars. A thousand dollars of it was
good, but I got none of it; for the gentleman from
whom Brown and Fowler together had stolen it
was found.

The very day that Brown was convicted, and Job
acquitted in the former's clothes, he was arrested
for passing counterfeit money. A bill was found
against him that morning. He was tried that
afternoon and convicted, and the day after, he and

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Brown, handcuffed together, were conveyed to the
penitentiary.

The interest which I took in Brown's mother
and Sarah, induced me to visit them after he was
sent to the penitentiary, to which he was sentenced
for ten years.

His afflicted mother, overcome by accumulated
sorrow for his many crimes and their consequences,
rapidly sank into the grave. I happened to call
at her humble dwelling the night she died. Sarah
supported her by her needle, and a hard task it
was; for the doctor's bill and the little luxuries
which her relative needed, more than consumed
her hard earnings.

The old woman called me to her bedside, and
together with Sarah, made me promise that if I
saw her son again, I would tell him that with her
dying breath she prayed for him. The promise
was made; and while she was in the act of praying,
her voice grew inaudible; and, uttering with her
last feeble breath an ejaculation for mercy, not
for herself, but for her outcast child, her spirit
passed to the judgment-seat; and if memory and
affection hold sway in the disembodied soul,

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doubtless she will be a suppliant there for him, as she
was here.

After the death of the old woman, I saw Sarah
once or twice, and then suddenly lost all trace of
her. More than a year had now elapsed since
Brown's conviction, and in increasing ill health
and the presence of other scenes and circumstances,
as touching as those of the mother and cousin,
I had forgotten them. I was advised by my physician
to forsake all business, obtain a vehicle, and
by easy stages, travelling whither fancy led, try
to resuscitate my system. In fulfilment of this
advice, I was proceeding on my way to Columbus,
Ohio, with the double purpose of improving my
health, and, by making acquaintances in the State
where I had settled, facilitate and increase my
practice, should I ever be permitted to resume my
profession.

The sun was just setting in a summer's evening,
as, within a half a mile of Columbus, I passed a
finely formed female on the road, who was stepping
along with a bundle on her arm. There was something
of interest in the appearance of the girl
which caused me to look back at her after I had
passed. Instantly I drew up my horse. It was
Sarah Mason. Her meeting with me seemed to
give her great pleasure. I asked her if she would
not ride, and thanking me, she entered my vehicle
and took a seat by my side.

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She had been very anxious to obtain a pardon
for Brown before his mother's death. I had told
her it would be fruitless, unless she could get the
jury who condemned him, together with the
judges, to sign the recommendation to the governor,
and I did not believe they would do it. I,
however, at her earnest solicitation, drew up the
petition, and when I last asked her about her success,
which was, in fact, the last time I saw her,
she told me she had not got one of the jury to
sign it, but that several had told her that they
would do so, if she would obtain previously the
signature of the presiding judge. By the law of
Ohio a judgeship is not held for life, but for a
term of years. The term of office of the presiding
judge on Brown's trial had expired, and a new
party prevailing in the Legislature, from that
which had appointed him, he had failed to obtain
the reappointment. He had removed to St. Louis
for the purpose of practising law there; and thither
Sarah had repaired with her unsigned petition.
After repeated solicitations and prayerful entreaties,
she at last prevailed on the ex-judge to
sign it. She then returned to Cincinnati, and
after considerable trouble succeeded in finding ten
of the jury, some of whom followed the judge's
example. The rest refused, stating, what was too
true, that the ease with which criminals obtained
pardon from gubernatorial clemency in this

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country, was one of the great causes of the frequency
of crime; for it removed the certainty of punishment
which should ever follow conviction; and
which has more effect upon the mind than severity
itself, when there is a hope of escaping it.

A new governor, in the rapid mutations of official
life in the United States, had become dispenser
of the pardoning power shortly after
Brown's conviction, and it was his ear that Sarah
personally sought, armed with the recommendation.

He was a good, easy man, where party influence
was not brought to bear adversely on him, and
after he had read the petition, Sarah's entreaty
soon prevailed, and Brown was pardoned.

The very day he was pardoned he called on me
at Russel's hotel, with his cousin; and after they
had mutually returned me their thanks for the interest
which I took in their behalf, he promised
me, voluntarily, to pay me a fee with the first
earnings he got, which he said solemnly should be
from the fruits of honest industry.

He took my address and departed. I thought no
more of it till, one day, most opportunely, I
received through the post-office a two hundred
dollar bill of the United States Bank, with a well-written
letter from him, stating that he had reformed
his course of life, and that it was through
the influence of his cousin, whom he had married,

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that he had done so. He said that he had assumed
another name in the place where he then dwelt,
which he would have no objection to communicate
to myself; but, as it was of no consequence to me,
and might be to him, should my letter fall into the
hands of another person, he had withheld it, together
with the name of the place where himself and
wife were located. The letter had been dropped
in the Cincinnati post-office, and there was no clue
whereby I could have traced him, had I entertained
such a wish, which I did not.

Some time after this, I was a sojourner in the
South, spellbound by the fascinations of a lady,
with whom I became acquainted the previous summer
in Philadelphia, where she was spending the
sultry season. She lived with her parents, on a
plantation near a certain city on the Mississippi,
which, for peculiar reasons, I may not name. Her
brother was practising law there, and he and I
became close cronies. Frequently, I rode to the
city with him; and, on one occasion, we were both
surprised, as we entered it, by an unusual commotion
among the inhabitants, who were concentrating
in crowds to the spot, collected by some strange
and boisterous attraction.

My friend rode into the mêlée, and presently
returned to my side, with the crowd about him,
from whom he was evidently protecting a man, who
walked with his hand on the neck of my friend's

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horse. The man walked as if he felt that he was
protected, but would die game if he were attacked.

“Sheriff,” called out my friend to a tall person
who was expostulating with the crowd, “it is your
duty to protect Bassford; he has lived here with
us some time, has a wife and family, a good name,
and he must and shall have a fair trial.”

“Colonel Cameron's empty pocketbook was
found near Bassford's house,” exclaimed one of
the crowd, “and Bassford's dagger by the dead
body.”

“And Bassford and the Colonel were overheard
quarrelling a few hours before he was killed,”
shouted another.

“Let Bassford answer, then, according to law,”
said my friend. “I will kill the first man who
lays violent hands upon him.”

“And I will justify and assist you,” said the
sheriff. “Mr. Leo, Mr. Gale, and you, sir,” continued
the officer, turning to me, “I summon you
to assist me in lodging this man safely in jail, there
to abide the laws of his country.”

Awed by the resolution which the sheriff and his
posse exhibited, the crowd slunk back, but with
deep mutterings of wrath, while we gathered around
Bassford, and hastened with him to the jail, which
was not far off, in which we soon safely lodged him.

It occurred to me, when I first looked on Bassford,
that I had seen him before, but I could not

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tell where. A minuter scrutiny, as I stood by his
side in the jail, satisfied me that he was no other
than my old client, Brown. Feeling that my
recognition of him would not advance his interests,
if I should be questioned about him, I maintained
silence, and stood by a spectator. Brown stated
to the sheriff that he wished my friend, whom I
will call De Berry, to be his counsel, and requested
that he might be placed alone with him, where he
might have some private conversation with him.
The sheriff said, “certainly;” and we all retired,
De Berry asking me to wait for him without. I
did so; and, in a few minutes, he came to me, and
said that the prisoner wished to see me. “I presume,
sheriff, you will have no objection?”

“Not the least,” replied the sheriff. “Take Mr.
Trimble in with you.”

I accordingly entered; and, the moment the door
was closed, Brown asked me if I remembered him.

“Perfectly,” I replied.

“Mr. Trimble,” he continued, “I saw you with
Mr. De Berry, and knew that you recognized me.
I supposed that you might tell him what you knew
of me, to my prejudice. Here I have maintained
a good character, and I therefore resolved to see
you with him, and tell you the circumstances. I
am as guiltless now as I was guilty then.

“Mr. De Berry says that the court, upon application,
will admit you, if it is necessary, to defend

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me with him, and I wish you would do it. Let me
tell you this affair. I know it looks black against
me, but hear me first. After my cousin obtained
my pardon in Ohio, I married her, swore an oath
to lead a better life, and, before God, have done
so. Sarah was and is everything to me. Not for
the wealth of worlds would I involve myself in
guilt which might fall upon her and her children.
Knowing, Mr. Trimble, that in Ohio I could not
obtain employment, or reinstate myself in character,
I came here, with a changed name and
nature, to commence, as it were, the world again.
Since I have been here, my character, as Mr. De
Berry will tell you, has been without reproach.
But, old associations and companions dog us,
though we fly from them. I have been located
here on a little farm belonging to Mr. De Berry,
which, with the aid of two negroes hired from him,
I cultivate, raising vegetables and such things for
the market. I had hoped the past was with the
past, but last week there came along one of my
old associates, who urged me to join with him and
others in a certain depredation. I told him of my
altered life, and positively refused. He insisted,
and taunted me with hypocrisy, and so forth, till
he nearly stung me to madness. I bore it all,
until, on my telling him that my wife had reformed
me, and that on her account I meant to be honest,
he threw slurs on her of the blackest dye. I could

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bear it no longer, but leaped upon him, and would
have slain him, had not some of his companions
came up and rescued him. It was on the banks of
the river, in a lonely spot that we met, and their
coming up might have been accident or not. He
vowed vengeance against me and mine, and left.
Colonel Cameron, as you know, Mr. De Berry,
bore the character of an overbearing and tyrannical
man. We had some dealings together. He
was in my debt, and wished to pay me in flour. I
told him politely it was the money which I wanted.
He swore that I should not have money or flour
either. He raised his whip to strike me. I flew
into a passion, dared him to lay the weight of his
finger on me, and abused him, as a man in a
passion and injured would do under the circumstances;
perhaps I threatened him; I do not know
exactly what I said in my anger. This was yesterday
afternoon. It seems that the Colonel went
to Mr. Pottea's afterwards, returned after night,
was waylaid, and killed. How his pocketbook
came by my house, I know not. As for the dagger,
I had such a one. When I changed my name
I thought, to make everything about me seem
natural with it, that I would have Bassford
engraved on it. I lost it some months ago, and
have not seen it since, till to-day. Such, gentlemen,
is the truth; but, great God! what is to
become of myself and family, with such testimony

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against me? Two or three men in the crowd called
out that they knew me before, that I had been in
the Ohio penitentiary, that my name is Brown;
and here is my quarrel with the Colonel, his murder
on the heels of it, my dagger by his dead body,
and his empty pocketbook by my house. Notwithstanding
all this, gentlemen, I am innocent. Do
you think that, if I had murdered him, I would
not have hid my dagger? and would I have rifled
his pocketbook and pitched it away by my own
door-sill, where anybody might find it? No; my
enemy must have contrived this to ruin me.”

At this instant the door was opened by the
sheriff, and Brown's wife admitted; she threw herself
into his arms, exclaiming, “He is innocent,
I know he is innocent!” while Brown, utterly
overcome by his emotions, pressed her to his heart,
and wept bitterly. I whispered to De Berry that
we had better leave them, and accordingly withdrew.

That afternoon, Mrs. Brown called to see me.
She asked me if I would aid her husband; and I
promised that I would. She looked neat and tidy,
said she had two children, and I saw that she was
soon again to be a mother. She told me the same
story that Brown had told me, and I could not
but express the deepest regret for his and her
situation.

The name of Brown's former accomplice, with

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whom he had quarrelled, was Burnham. He was
a desperate character, perfectly unfeeling and unprincipled,
and possessed of great energy of spirit
and frame. It is surprising that Brown should
have overcome him. Brown's mastery originated,
doubtless, in the fury of his insulted feelings.

De Berry became very much interested in
Brown's case. The morning of his interference in
his behalf, Brown had been taken upon the charge
of murdering Colonel Cameron. While the sheriff,
who was well-disposed towards him, was proceeding
with him to the magistrate's, the crowd had
gathered round them so thickly as to interrupt
their progress, and Brown had been separated
from the officer. The crowd, among whose leaders
was Burnham, had made furious demonstrations
against the prisoner; but his resolute manner had
prevented their laying hands on him, when De
Berry and myself rode up, and the sheriff, as we
have related, took his charge to jail, to prevent an
outrage, until the excitement had somewhat subsided.

The next morning De Berry insisted upon having
a hearing before the magistrate, asserting that he
meant to offer bail for Brown. As we proceeded to
the magistrate's, we stopped at Brown's humble
dwelling, and took his wife and children with us.
The tidiness of his afflicted wife and children, and

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the evident order of his household and garden,
made a most favorable impression upon us.

As we approached the magistrate's, we wondered
that we saw nobody about the door of his office;
but we learned, on arriving, that the officer of the
law had determined to have the hearing in the
court-house, in consequence of the anticipation of
a great crowd, who would be anxious to hear. To
the court we repaired. There was an immense
concourse about the door, though the sheriff had
not yet appeared with his charge. De Berry sent
the wife and children to the jail, that they might
come with him to the court-house, and by their
presence and the sympathy that they would excite,
prevent any outbreak from the mob. We took our
station on the court-house steps, where, elevated
above the crowd, we could observe their demeanor
as the sheriff and Brown advanced. By our side
stood a tall gaunt Kentuckian, clad in a hunting-shirt,
and leaning on his rifle. He seemed to be
an anxious observer of myself and friend. He soon
gathered from our conversation the position in
which we stood towards Brown, and remarked to
us—

“Strangers, I suppose you are lawyers for Bassford;
I am glad he has help, I fear he'll need it;
but he once did me a service, and I want to see
right 'twixt man and man.”

Before De Berry could reply, we were attracted

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by a stir among the crowd, and not far off, in the
direction of the jail, we saw the sheriff advancing
with the prisoner, who was accompanied by his
wife and children. Approaching close behind
them, were several horsemen, among whom we
could not fail to observe Burnham, from the eagerness
with which he pressed forward.

With not so much as the ordinary bustle and
confusion incident upon such occasions, in fact,
with less expressed emotion, the crowd gathered
into the court-house, the squire occupying the seat
of the judge, and the prisoner a chair within the
bar, by the side of De Berry and myself, with his
anxious wife to his right. The prosecuting attorney,
who was a warm friend of the deceased
colonel, seated himself opposite to us. Burnham
pressed through the crowd within the bar, and stationed
himself near the prosecutor, to whom I overheard
him say—

“There are folks here who can prove that his
real name is not Bassford but Brown, and that he
was pardoned out of the Ohio Penitentiary; that
man, by his lawyer, can prove it, so can I; but you
had better call him, he knows—”

“Let me pass, let me pass!” exclaimed a female
at this moment, pressing through the crowd with
stern energy; “I'll tell the truth; Bassford is innocent!”

“She's crazy,” exclaimed Burnham, looking

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around with alarm, and making a threatening gesture,
as if privately to her, to hush, forgetting that
the eyes of all were upon him.

“Crazy!” retorted the woman, who was of slender
person and fine features, though they were distorted
by excess and passion, and who seemed to
be possessed by some furious purpose, as if by a
fiend. “They shall judge if I am crazy. Prove
it, and then you may prove that Bassford is
guilty. Gentlemen, John Burnham there, murdered
Colonel Cameron! There is the money that
Burnham took from the dead body; there are the
letters, here is his watch! Bassford's dagger he
got in a quarrel with him; he murdered the colonel
with it, and left it by the dead body, and the
pocketbook by Bassford's house, to throw the guilt
on him!”

“How can you prove this, good woman?” inquired
the magistrate, while the crowd, in breathless
eagerness, were as hushed as death.

“Prove it! By myself, by these letters, by that
watch, by that dagger, by everything—by what I
am, by what I was! The time has been when I
was as innocent as I am now vicious—as spotless
as I am now abandoned; but for that man, that
time were now. Hear me for a moment; the truth
that is in me shall strike your hearts with justice
and with terror; shall acquit the innocent, and
appal the guilty. In better days I knew both

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these men; Bassford I loved, he loved me. My
education had been good; that was all my parents
left me, with a good name. He was thoughtless
and wild then, but not criminal; he fell in with
this man, Burnham, whom he brought to my
father's house, and made his confidant. Burnham
professed a partiality for me, which I rejected with
scorn. He led Bassford into error, into crime.
He coiled himself into his confidence, and made
him believe that I had abandoned myself to him;
at the same time he was torturing me with inventions
of Bassford's faithlessness towards me. Each
of us, Bassford and myself, grew reserved towards
the other, without asking or making any explanation.
Oh! the curse of this pride—this pride!
Burnham widened the breach! He drove me nearly
mad with jealousy, and Bassford with distrust. Bassford
and I parted in anger. Burnham all the while
pressed his passion on me. Bassford left that part
of the country, Hagerstown, Maryland. I promised
to marry Burnham; in a spell of sickness,
which fell upon me in the absence of Bassford,
he drugged me with opium, made me what I am,
and abandoned me to my fate. After many
wretched years of ignominy and shame, I fell in
at Louisville, three weeks since, with Burnham; I
came here with him. He saw Bassford—tried to
draw him into his guilty plots—they quarrelled;
and he—he never, never told me aught until he

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had done the deed; he murdered Colonel Cameron
to ruin Bassford; and there, I repeat it,” pointing
to the watch, the money, and the letters of the deceased,
“there are the evidences of his guilt.”

“Sheriff,” said the magistrate, “take Burnham
into your custody.”

“Kill him!” cried out an hundred voices from
the crowd, while several attempted to seize him.
Uttering a yell like a wild Indian at bay, Burnham
eluded their grasp, and drawing at the same
instant a bowie-knife from his breast, he darted
forward and plunged it into the heart of the woman.
The crowd shrank back in terror as the
death-cry of the victim broke upon their ear; while
the murderer brandished the bloody knife over
his head, and, before any one could arrest him,
sprang out of one of the windows of the court-room.
It was a leap which none chose to follow;
and all rushed instantaneously to the door. Before
the crowd got out, Burnham had mounted his
horse, and made for the woods. Several of the
horsemen, who had come in the line, mounted and
darted after, as if to take him.

“They want to save him,” exclaimed several,
who were also mounting other horses that stood by.

“Clear the road!” shouted the Kentuckian,
who, rifle in hand, had sprang upon a mound,
within a few feet of the court-house. The horsemen
looked fearfully back, as if instinctively they

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understood the purpose of the hunter, and spurred
their horses from the track of the flying man. The
Kentuckian raised his rifle to his shoulder; instantly
its sharp report was heard. All eyes were
turned to the murderer, who was urging his steed
to the utmost. He started, as if in renewed energy,
then reeled to and fro like a drunken man, then
fell upon the neck of his horse, at the mane of
which he seemed to grasp blindly; in a moment
more he tumbled to the earth like a dead weight.
He was dragged, with his foot in the stirrup,
nearly a mile before his horse was overtaken and
stopped. The bullet of the sure-sighted Kentuckian
had lodged in the murderer's brain. He
had fallen dead from his saddle, and was so disfigured
as scarcely to be recognized. The body
was consigned to a prayerless, hurried, and undistinguished
grave by the roadside.

Brown is still alive, where I left him, an entirely
reformed and honest man. A stone slab, with
some rude attempts at sculpture on it, at the foot
of Brown's garden, designates the mortal resting-place
of the woman, who, though fallen and degraded,
was true to her first affection, and braved
death to save him. His children, with holy gratitude,
have kept the weeds from growing there, and
ever, in their play, become silent when they approach
it.

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p717-283 LIFE IN WASHINGTON; SHOWING HOW MR. THOMPSON, SECRETARY'S MESSENGER, SAVED HIS BACON ON A CERTAIN OCCASION.

“I find among office-holders, few deaths and no resignations.”

Thomas Jefferson to the Merchants of Boston.

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None but those who have had an opportunity of
observing the characteristics of official life in
Washington, can have any idea of it; and even
they, unless they are fond of observing human
character in its various developments, would not
note the many scenes of farce, comedy, and
tragedy, to which the pursuit of it gives rise.

Gliddon's mummy was pronounced by the lecturer
to be a woman, an Egyptian priestess; but
lo! after his many lectures and many unfoldings
of the body, it turned out, so the doctors say (?), in
spite of the learned lecturer's prophecy, to be a
man after all. So, many an individual who

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considers himself ticketed for an office, by the recommendation
of all his party, and about to be embalmed
at least for four years in official ease, finds
that some other individual has got into his place,
either by mistake or design, and he is left, like the
poor cripple at the pool of Bethesda, waiting for
another movement of the political waters; but, alas,
when it comes he is crowded out, and there is
nobody to put him in. Patience, truly, does its
“perfect work” in religion, but it seldom does in
politics. It is the bustling, active, wide-awake
fellow who generally gets in. And often, after all,
the occupant sometimes continues to keep in from
the press of the very multitude without. While
the Secretary, for instance, who holds the subordinate
place in his gift, is debating with himself to
which of the many he shall give it, he discovers,
maybe, the worth of the occupant who holds it, and
concludes to retain him, at least for a while, until
some urgent member of Congress, who has a casting
vote upon some favorite scheme of the Secretary,
presses the appointment of a personal and
political friend for personal and political reasons.
Glad to put the member under personal obligations
to him, the Secretary makes the removal, no matter
what may be the worth of the occupant. In
Europe, it would be called a state necessity; here
it is a party necessity, we should be told, and the
maxim, “to the victors belong the spoils,” though

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denied by one party, is practised by both; and necessity,
the tyrant's plea, becomes a Whig or Democratic
practice, as the case may be. But if the
incumbent chance to be the relative or friend of
the influential member, he is kept in just so long
as that influential member keeps his influence.

I remember the case of a messenger in Washington,
who had, to use his own expression, “an awful
time of it, a monstrous awful time of it,” to keep
his place. He had been made a messenger in the
early times of General Jackson, and he held on by
the force of his politics through many successions
of Secretaries, up to the time of General Harrison's
election, when he began to fear his time had
come.

I had gone on to the inauguration of Gen. Harrison,
and this messenger knew that I was trying
to save the heads of some Democratic friends of
mine; so one day, when he was out of hope, and
had been “keeping his spirits up by pouring spirits
down,” he gave me his confidence.

“I have an awful time of it, sir,” said he;
“awful! It's my duty to be at the Secretary's
door and announce his visitors to him; in that way,
you understand, I make the personal acquaintance
of the Secretary, and he gits to like me, and
I holds on. I have been in at the death of a
great many messengers, clerks, and even Secretaries,
too, but I feel bilious on the present

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occasion, though I havn't said a word about politics
since Gen. Harrison has been elected. What kind
of a man is the present Secretary, Mr. —, is he
an abolitionist or not?”

“No, he is not an abolitionist,” I replied;
“though, coming from a free State, he rather leans
that way.”

“He's not in favor of these regular nigger-traders,
is he?”

“No, I should rather suppose he was not; no
gentleman, no man of humanity is in favor of
them.”

In a thoughtful mood Thompson left me. A
few evenings afterwards he came to my room,
a sheet or two in the wind, and, after shaking me
cordially by the hand, he took a seat, observing,
in a very grateful manner—

“Mr. Horace, what you told me the other day
about the Secretary's abolition notions helped me
mightily. Sir, I've had my neck under the guillotine,
hair cut close, hands tied down, and everything
ready for the axe.” And he wiped the perspiration
from his forehead.

“Ah! well, I am glad you are alive and kicking
officially yet,” I rejoined.

“It was just touch and go; it happened this
morning.”

“Ah!”

“Yes. You know Robinson, the nigger-dealer,

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who has the pen down town, Mr. ———? Well,
I thought the fellow kind of looked smirking and
consequential at me ever since the election. I sold
him a nigger once; for, messenger as I am, I came
from one of the first families in Virginia, one of the
F. F. V.'s, and I was so long on here, waiting for
office, that I had to sell my last nigger. I had,
that's a fact. I brought the fellow on here to
wait on me. I expected nothing short of a big
clerkship, and talked of a foreign mission; and
here I am, no more than a common messenger.”

“The first shall be last, and the last shall be
first,” I said.

“Fact, sir; good in politics as well as religion.
Well, I had to sell Robinson my last nigger; and
he cheated me in the trade wofully. He cut South,
and sold his gang, with Ben, before I got one cent
of my money; and if I had not caught him in
Baltimore, and put the screws to him, and put him
in the pen there for debt, I never should have got
the money. He had to pay, but he swore vengeance
against me. He's down here, poor as I
was when I sold that last nigger, the last button
on Gabe's coat. He's been several times to see
the Secretary; and as I stand at the door, as you
know, I kind of bluffed him off, till at last he swore
he'd inform on me if he didn't get in; and he came
there yesterday, with a member of Congress, and
I told them that the member had precedence, but

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I couldn't let him in. The member wanted to take
him in, but I told him it was the Secretary's express
orders not to let anybody in without announcing
him; but I said, `Sir, you are privileged, being a
member, a thing which I don't exactly agree to
in a free country.'”

“You didn't tell him that?”

“Indeed, I didn't. I let him in, as smiling as
a basket of chips. He hadn't been in two minutes
when the Secretary's bell rings; in I pops, and he
tells me to let in Robinson. So I shows him in.
The fellow had a paper in his hand—an awfullooking
paper. I took close note of it, I am used
to papers.

“It seemed to have a line drawn down the centre
of the paper, and names on each side. Signed as
I live, I thought an application. I'll know you
again, old-fellow, I said to myself (to the paper),
if ever I should see you. Maybe I didn't listen
at that door! Generally, I don't listen over particularly
at anything that's a going on in the Secretary's
room; because I know it's not etiquette;
but who thinks of etiquette with his head under
the guillotine, except some fool of a Frenchman.

“Maybe I didn't listen at that door! I heard
the Secretary say to Robinson that his recommendations
were very strong, and that he would think
of it. Presently, out they came—the member and
Robinson, and the scamp, the rascally nigger

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dealer, had no paper in his hand; I smelt a rat, I did
somehow, and that's a fact. So when the Secretary
left that afternoon, and I was dusting round,
hang me if I didn't see that very paper stowed
away back in his drawer: I knowed it the moment
I set eyes on it, just as a revolutioner would have
known a Britisher from his red coat. What do
you think it was? Why, it set forth the petitioner,
Robinson, as a Whig of the first water—had spent
a great deal in the cause—had reduced himself to
poverty—was fit for any situation that could be
bestowed upon him—was most trustworthy—was
most especially recommended to the Secretary's
personal care — had a whole list of signatures,
senators, members, blackguards — couldn't count
'em! That's not all. They made the biggest kind of
charges against me, saying I drank—it's enough
to make a man drink — and recommending him
for my place.

“Well, thinks I, if I am a gone coon—I never was
a coon—I'm a gone sucker.”

“There's many a slip 'tween the cup and the
lip,” I said.

“Yes, sir, but what you told me about Secretary's
abolition notions did the thing. Ever since I sold
that last nigger, I've been a bit of an abolitionist
myself. Says he to me next day—he's getting
very polite to me lately, and always calls me Mister—
says he, `Mr. Thompson what kind of a

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man is Robinson, who came here yesterday from
your State?' I pretended not to know what kind
of a man he was. `I mean what is his vocation—
his business?' he said, playing with Robinson's
recommendation, which he had just taken out of
the drawer. `Why, sir,' I replied, looking awful
sorrowful, `he's a nigger-dealer!' `A nigger-dealer!
' he cried. `Yes, sir,' says I, `he keeps
the pen down yonder by the Capitol.' The Secretary
started up, walked up and down the room
two or three times, and just chucked Mr. Robinson's
recommendation in the fire. I stood awhile
till I saw the paper all ablaze, just as Robinson's
soul will be all ablaze some of these days, and I
left the Secretary signing papers.”

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p717-291 LIFE IN WASHINGTON. CONTINUED. OTHER DIFFICULTIES WHICH MR. THOMPSON, SECRETARY'S MESSENGER, HAD IN RETAINING HIS PLACE.

“Hold on.”

Common phrase.

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The “little month” of General Harrison's power,
my acquaintance, Thompson, held on to his office
without farther trouble. I knew the General very
well when I first emigrated West, and before he
had been announced as a candidate for the presidency.
The easy familiarity and hospitality with
which he had received me at the “Bend,” gave me
a frankness toward him which perchance I should
not have felt, had I not known him before his
elevation to the presidency.

“There's a divinity doth hedge a king,”

says the great portrayer of human nature; and

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there's a divinity doth hedge power everywhere,
in a republic as well as a monarchy — a president
as well as a potentate of more patrician
title and longer reign. And few kings have more
real power, and certainly few exercise as much as
the President of the United States.

Suspecting, from what Thompson told me of the
“nigger-dealer's” attempt to get his office, that
he held it by rather a ticklish tenure, I took the
liberty of speaking to General Harrison about him;
and General Harrison expressed a wish to the Secretary,
as I afterward understood, that Thompson
should be retained. The President's wish is, of
course, law in such matters, as the following anecdote
of General Jackson will show: A vacancy
occurred, during his administration, in the bureau
of one of the auditors, and General Jackson wrote
a very strong letter of recommendation to the
auditor in behalf of a young man from Tennessee,
with whose fitness and character the General was
well acquainted. With the letter in hand, the applicant
called upon the auditor, who replied that
he had the highest regard for the President's recommendation,
but that Mr. Burns was so variously
and strongly recommended that he should be compelled
to fill the vacancy with his name. The applicant
quietly took up his letter and withdrew;
and with Western frankness and somewhat chagrin
repaired to the White House, and returned the

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General his letter. “What's the matter?” asked
the old chief.

“He says he can't give it to me, General.”

“Why not?” was the quick inquiry.

“He says he has the highest respect for your
recommendation, but Mr. Burns is so strongly and
variously recommended that he feels compelled to
give it to him.”

“Mr. Burns is his relative, sir. Compelled to
give it to him!” And so saying, he pulled the
bell sharply. “To have the highest respect for
my recommendation is to follow it.”

“Tell,” he said to the messenger, “tell the
auditor I wish to see him. Keep your seat, sir,”
to the Tennesseean.

In a few minutes, the auditor made his appearance.

The General, whose placidity apparently had returned
to him, asked the startled official why he had
not given the situation to the young gentleman
whom he recommended.

“Why, Mr. President, Mr. Burns is so strongly
recommended.”

“I know Mr. Burns, sir; he is your relative,
sir; and I also know this gentleman; and I should
like to know whose recommendation is stronger
than that of the President of the United States?”

The Tennesseean got the office; and it is needless
to say the auditor came near losing his.

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Thompson, in the snug enjoyment of his office,
felt an increased respect for General Harrison, and
began to think he would let politics alone—when,
lo! death, the king of kings and president of presidents,
laid the chief in the place appointed for
all the living. Here I could read a homily; but no
matter. The query soon was, which way is “Capting
Tyler” about to break, whom Mr. Botts is
bound “to head or die?” Thompson smirked over
the idea that “Capting Tyler” was said by the
Whigs to have some of the original sin of Jacksonism
about him; but he said nothing, as it
was understood that Mr. Tyler would retain General
Harrison's cabinet. Soon, however, rumor was
rife that President Tyler and his Cabinet could not
agree; and that there was going to be a break up.
Yet the public knew nothing about it. Thompson
had strong suspicions that all was not right, and
while he was fearing what would be the state of
things under a new Secretary of Mr. Tyler's appointment,
fears of the incumbent, who had no
longer the wishes of General Harrison to restrain
him, came over him.

“Thunder on this office-holding,” he said to me,
one day; “our Secretary begins to call me Mister;
it's no longer plain Thompson. I'm afraid
he's agoing to butcher me. I might have been safe
if the old General had lived, but hang it, this

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Secretary can scent the least drop of Locofoco
blood in a man, and he's bound to have him out.”

I tried all I could to cheer Thompson, but his
fears proved but too true; for one day he came to
me and said —

“Well, the thing's up; my head's off, clean.”

“'Taint possible!”

“Clean gone, sir.”

“Well, but you are not absolutely removed?”

“No; but the Secretary gave me notice that he
should want my place next Monday; and I think
I'll go at once, and see what I can do for myself.”

“What did he say to you?”

“Nothing. He was up and down; he just told
me that he wanted my place.”

“Well,” said I, “hold on; Captain Tyler and
his cabinet have had a muss. The Secretary told
me himself that he quits to-morrow. Say nothing
about it, but hold on.”

“W-h-e-w!” ejaculated Thompson, “`There's
many a slip 'tween the cup and the lip;' maybe
I'm as good as old gold, yet.”

And so it turned out; for the Secretary left
with Mr. Tyler's retiring cabinet, and perhaps
never once thought again of his humble messenger.

Like Mr. Webster, Thompson “breathed freer”
for a while; but he was all on nettles to learn who the
new Secretaries would be. So were the public;
many expressing the opinion that President Tyler

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could not get a cabinet. A friend told me, that
upon such a remark being repeated to President
Tyler, he replied: “That the situation and the
salary would command the best talent in the land,
to say nothing of what patriotism might do in
the premises.” Certainly, Mr. Tyler had a good
cabinet.

“What kind of a gentleman is this new Secretary?”
asked Mr. Thompson of me, one day.

“There you have me, Thompson. I don't know
him.”

“Is he a free liver? does he drink any?”

“I don't know. I understand he is a member
of the church.”

“Well,” said Thompson; “between you and
me, Mr. —, I doubt if it will last him. I heard
somebody say, the other day, that John McLean,
the Judge of the Supreme Court, and a Methodist
at that, was the only man who brought his religion
to Washington, and I believe it.”

“Yes,” I replied, “it is certainly true of Judge
McLean.”

“And this new Secretary belongs to the church,
hey? I wonder if he is a temperance man?”

“I don't know—I believe he is.”

“W-h-e-w! there'll be all sorts of charges against
me, now—all sorts. I bet you, sir, they'll have a
dozen certificates as to my drinking.”

Thompson, on the strength of the fear that these

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certificates would be produced, took a regular
spree; and on leaving the gallery of the House of
Representatives, whither he had repaired to curry
favor with the M. C's, he made a misstep, and fell—
tumbled all the way down stairs, to the great damage
of his nose, eyes, and character. He was laid
up. He sent me a very humble message, would I
would call and see him? and I did so. Poor fellow!
he was terribly bruised, and but for the fact
of his having been drunk when he fell, he would
probably have killed himself. He made all kinds
of inquiry of me as to what I had heard of, or
about him, &c., &c., repeating them over and over
again.

“Oh!” said I, “Captain Tyler is a Virginian;
you must see him, and let him know that you are
one of the F. F. V's, and he will save you.”

“Well, sir,” replied Thompson, raising himself
upon his arm, in the bed, “it's astonishing what
regard the first families in Virginia have for one
another. Here I've been sick nine days—it was
thought I would die—and every day there was a
gentleman came to inquire after my health; he
wouldn't leave his name, he only said he was a
Virginian. I'll lay my life he knew my family;
as soon as I get out I must hunt him up, and return
my thanks.”

When Thompson recovered, he learned that this

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anxious inquirer after his daily health had understood
he was about to die, and had obtained a promise
from the Secretary that if he (Thompson)
should “shuffle off this mortal coil,” that he (the
anxious inquirer aforesaid) should have his place!

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