SCENE IX.
Enter Drawer.
Draw.
Sir, ancient Pistol is below and would speak
with you.
Dol.
Hang him, swaggering rascal, let him not come
hither; it is the foul-mouth'dst rogue in England.
Host.
If he swagger, let him not come here: no, by
my faith: I must live amongst my neighbours, I'll no
swaggerers: I am in good name and fame with the very
best: shut the door, there comes no swaggerers here:
I have not liv'd all this while to have swaggering now:
shut the door, I pray you.
Fal.
Dost thou hear, Hostess?—
Host.
Pray you, pacify your self, Sir John; there
comes no swaggerers here.
Fal.
Do'st thou hear—it is mine Ancient.
Host.
Tilly-fally, Sir John, never tell me; your Ancient
swaggerer comes not in my doors. I was before
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master Tisick the deputy the other day; and, as he said
to me—it was no longer ago than Wednesday last—
neighbour Quickly, says he;—master Domb our minister
was by then—neighbour Quickly, says he, receive
those that are civil; for saith he, you are in an
ill name: (now he said so, I can tell whereupon;) for,
says he, you are an honest woman, and well thought on;
therefore take heed, what guests you receive: receive,
says he, no swaggering companions.—There come
none here. You would bless you to hear what he said.
No, I'll no swaggerers.
Fal.
He's no swaggerer, Hostess; a tame cheater,
i'faith; you may stroak him as gently as a puppey-greyhound;
he will not swagger with a Barbary hen, if her
feathers turn back in any shew of resistance. Call him
up, drawer.
Host.
Cheater, call you him? 8 noteI will bar no honest
man my house, nor no cheater; but I do not love
swaggering, by my troth; I am the worse, when one
says, swagger: feel, masters, how I shake, look you,
I warrant you.
Dol.
So you do, hostess.
Host.
Do I? yea, in very truth, do I, as if it were
an aspen leaf: I cannot abide swaggerers.
Alexander Pope [1747], The works of Shakespear in eight volumes. The Genuine Text (collated with all the former Editions, and then corrected and emended) is here settled: Being restored from the Blunders of the first Editors, and the Interpolations of the two Last: with A Comment and Notes, Critical and Explanatory. By Mr. Pope and Mr. Warburton (Printed for J. and P. Knapton, [and] S. Birt [etc.], London) [word count] [S11301].