SCENE VII.
Enter Malvolio.
Duke.
Is this the mad-man?
Oli.
Ay, my Lord, this same; how now, Malvolio?
Mal.
Madam, you have done me wrong, notorious wrong.
Oli.
Have I, Malvolio? no.
Mal.
Lady, you have; pray you, peruse that Letter.
You must not now deny it is your hand.
Write from it if you can, in hand or phrase;
Or say, 'tis not your seal, nor your invention;
You can say none of this. Well, grant it then;
And tell me in the modesty of honour,
Why you have given me such clear lights of favour,
Bad me come smiling, and cross-garter'd to you,
To put on yellow stockings, and to frown
Upon Sir Toby, and the lighter people:
And acting this in an obedient hope,
Why have you suffer'd me to be imprison'd,
Kept in a dark house, visited by the priest,
And made the most notorious geck, and gull,
That e'er invention plaid on? tell me, why?
Oli.
Alas, Malvolio, this is not my writing,
Tho', I confess, much like the character:
But, out of question, 'tis Maria's hand.
And now I do bethink me, it was she
First told me, thou wast mad; then cam'st thou smiling,
And in such forms which 5 notehere were presuppos'd
Upon thee in the letter: pr'ythee, be content;
This practice hath most shrewdly past upon thee;
But when we know the grounds, and authors of it,
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Thou shalt be both the plaintiff and the judge
Of thine own cause.
Fab.
Good Madam, hear me speak;
And let no quarrel, nor no brawl to come,
Taint the condition of this present hour
Which I have wondred at. In hope it shall not,
Most freely I confess, myself and Sir Toby
Set this device against Malvolio here,
Upon some stubborn and uncourteous parts
We had conceiv'd against him. Maria writ
The letter, at Sir Toby's great importance;
In recompence whereof, he hath married her.
How with a sportful malice it was follow'd,
May rather pluck on laughter than revenge;
If that the injuries be justly weigh'd,
That have on both sides past.
Oli.
Alas, poor fool! how have they baffled thee?
Clo.
Why, some are born great, some atchieve greatness,
and some have greatness thrust upon them. I was
one, Sir, in this interlude; one Sir Topas, Sir; but
that's all one:—by the Lord, fool, I am not mad; but
do you remember, Madam,—why laugh you at such
a barren rascal? an you smile not, he's gagg'd: and
thus the whirl-gigg of time brings in his revenges.
Mal.
I'll be reveng'd on the whole pack of you.
[Exit.
Oli.
He hath been most notoriously abus'd.
Duke.
Pursue him, and intreat him to a peace:
He hath not told us of the captain yet;
When that is known, and golden time convents,
A solemn combination shall be made
Of our dear souls. Mean time, sweet sister,
We will not part from hence.—Cesario, come;
(For so you shall be, while you are a man;)
But when in other habits you are seen,
Orsino's mistress, and his fancy's Queen.
[Exeunt.
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Clown sings.
6 noteWhen that I was a little tiny boy,
With hey, ho, the wind and the rain:
A foolish thing was but a toy,
For the rain it raineth every day.
But when I came to man's estate,
With hey, ho, &c.
'Gainst knaves and thieves men shut their gate,
For the rain, &c.
But when I came, alas! to wive,
With hey, ho, &c.
By swaggering could I never thrive,
For the rain, &c.
But when I came unto my beds,
With hey, ho, &c.
With toss-pots still had drunken heads,
For the rain, &c.
A great while ago the world begun,
With hey, ho, &c.
But that's all one, our play is done;
And we'll strive to please you every day.
[Exit.
