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Locke, David Ross, 1833-1888 [1866], Divers views, opinions, and prophecies of yoors trooly, Petroleum V. Nasby. (R. W. Carroll & Co., Cincinnati) [word count] [eaf631T].
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CX. SONNIT-2 A FIVE-CENT PIECE.

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IT BEIN THE ONLY WUN THAT HEZ ESCAPED THE REQUIREMENTS
UV A CHRONIC THIRST.



Price uv a stumick-warmer! thou art very lonely,
One by one thy brethrin brite hev fled;
Thou one brite ray upon my course shel shed;
One nip thou 'lt bring, and, wo is me, one only!
Time wuz wen I dispized thee, frackshun uv a dime;
Time wuz I bathed my too fastijus lips
Deep in the nectar sweets uv 10-cent nips,
And thot my pile wuz endlis ez old Time.
Ez all hev gone, so now shalt thou go, too—
Then appetite must e'en depend on face;
Cheek must uv capital assoom the place,
And furnish stumick; and wen tick won't do,
Farewell, all hope!—I 'll rush upon my doom,
And in camphene my star shel set in gloom.*
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* This sonnit wuz written afore the late crooel war, wen strate drinks
wuz 5 cents, and fancy beveridges 10.

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Locke, David Ross, 1833-1888 [1866], Divers views, opinions, and prophecies of yoors trooly, Petroleum V. Nasby. (R. W. Carroll & Co., Cincinnati) [word count] [eaf631T].
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