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Locke, David Ross, 1833-1888 [1866], Divers views, opinions, and prophecies of yoors trooly, Petroleum V. Nasby. (R. W. Carroll & Co., Cincinnati) [word count] [eaf631T]. To look up a word in a dictionary, select the word with your mouse and press 'd' on your keyboard.
WICH I HEV BIN COLORIN FOR MANY YEERS. Mammoth probossis! My troo mirror shows Thou fill 'st, at last, my yearnin hart's desires; In size, you 'll do—in color, Ætna's fires Can not compare with thee, resplendent noze! Meershawm invertid! Glowing as the morn, How many nips—nips—faw! Say galons, quarts, Did it take to raise them great, gigantic warts? Them bloo karbunkles, that thy fiery sides adorn? Magestic organ! e'en yoo kin be improved— Arkimides wunst sed, that, with his strength, A fulcrum, and a lever uv suffishent length, The world, wich weighs a trifle, cood be moved. Jes so! Give me unlimited supplies, And, noze! I 'll double thee in color and in size.
Locke, David Ross, 1833-1888 [1866], Divers views, opinions, and prophecies of yoors trooly, Petroleum V. Nasby. (R. W. Carroll & Co., Cincinnati) [word count] [eaf631T]. |