SCENE III.
Enter Biron.
Biron.
O my good knave Costard, exceedingly well
met.
Cost.
Pray you, Sir, how much carnation ribbon
may a man buy for a remuneration?
Biron.
What is a remuneration?
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Cost.
Marry, Sir, half-penny farthing.
Biron.
O, why then three farthings worth of silk.
Cost.
I thank your worship, God be with you.
Biron.
O stay, slave, I must employ thee:
As thou wilt win my favour, my good knave,
Do one thing for me that I shall intreat.
Cost.
When would you have it done, Sir?
Biron.
O, this afternoon.
Cost.
Well, I will do it, Sir: fare you well.
Biron.
O, thou knowest not what it is.
Cost.
I shall know, Sir, when I have done it.
Biron.
Why, villain, thou must know first.
Cost.
I will come to your worship to morrow morning.
Biron.
It must be done this afternoon.
Hark, slave, it is but this:
The Princess comes to hunt here in the park:
And in her train there is a gentle lady;
When tongues speak sweetly, then they name her name,
And Rosaline they call her; ask for her,
And to her sweet hand see thou do commend
This seal'd-up counsel. There's thy guerdon; go.
Cost.
Guerdon,—O sweet guerdon! better than
remuneration, eleven pence farthing better: most
sweet guerdon! I will do it, Sir, in print. Guerdon,
remuneration.—
[Exit.
Biron.
O! and I, forsooth, in love!
I, that have been love's whip;
A very beadle to a humorous sigh:
A critick; nay, a night-watch constable;
A domineering pedant o'er the boy,
Than whom no mortal more magnificent.
This whimpled, whining, purblind, wayward boy,
This 4 noteSignior Junio's giant-dwarf, Dan Cupid,
Regent of love-rhimes, lord of folded arms,
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Th' anointed Sovereign of sighs and groans:
Leige of all loyterers and malecontents:
Dread Prince of plackets, King of codpieces:
Sole Imperator, and great General
Of trotting parators: (O my little heart!)
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And I to be a corporal of his File,
And wear his colours! like a tumbler, stoop!
What? I love! I sue! I seek a wife!
A Woman, that is like a German clock,
Still a repairing; ever out of frame,
And never going aright, being a watch,
But being watch'd, that it may still go right!
Nay, to be perjur'd, which is worst of all:
And, among three, to love the worst of all;
A whitely wanton with a velvet brow,
With two pitch balls stuck in her face for eyes;
Ay, and by heav'n, one that will do the deed,
Tho' Argus were her eunuch and her guard;
And I to sigh for her! to watch for her!
To pray for her! go to:—It is a plague,
That Cupid will impose for my neglect
Of his almighty, dreadful, little, Might.
Well, I will love, write, sigh, pray, sue and groan:
Some men must love my lady, and some Joan.
[Exit.
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Alexander Pope [1747], The works of Shakespear in eight volumes. The Genuine Text (collated with all the former Editions, and then corrected and emended) is here settled: Being restored from the Blunders of the first Editors, and the Interpolations of the two Last: with A Comment and Notes, Critical and Explanatory. By Mr. Pope and Mr. Warburton (Printed for J. and P. Knapton, [and] S. Birt [etc.], London) [word count] [S11301].