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Alexander Pope [1747], The works of Shakespear in eight volumes. The Genuine Text (collated with all the former Editions, and then corrected and emended) is here settled: Being restored from the Blunders of the first Editors, and the Interpolations of the two Last: with A Comment and Notes, Critical and Explanatory. By Mr. Pope and Mr. Warburton (Printed for J. and P. Knapton, [and] S. Birt [etc.], London) [word count] [S11301].
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SCENE III. Enter Falstaff, with a Buck's head on.

Fal.

The Windsor bell hath struck twelve, the minute draws on; now, the hot-blooded Gods assist me! Remember, Jove, thou wast a bull for thy Europa; love set on thy horns. Oh powerful love! that, in some respects, makes a beast a man; in some other, a man a beast: You were also, Jupiter, a swan, for the love of Leda: Oh, omnipotent love! how near the God drew to the complexion of a goose? A fault done first in the form of a beast,—O Jove, a beastly fault;

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and then another fault in the semblance of a fowl:— think on't, Jove, a foul fault. When Gods have hot backs, what shall poor men do? for me, I am here a Windsor stag, and the fattest, I think, i'th' forest. Send me a cool rut-time, Jove, or who can blame me to piss my tallow? who comes here? my Doe?

Enter Mistress Ford and Mistress Page.

Mrs. Ford.

Sir John? art thou there, my deer? my male-deer?

Fal.

My doe with the black scut? let the sky rain potatoes; let it thunder to the tune of Green-Sleeves; hail kissing-comfits, and snow eringoes; let there come a tempest of provocation, I will shelter me here.

Mrs. Ford.

Mistress Page is come with me, sweet heart.

Fal.

Divide me like a (a) note bribe-buck, each a haunch; I will keep my sides to myself, my shoulders for the fellow of this walk, and my horns I bequeath your husbands. Am I a woodman, ha? Speak I like Herne the hunter? why, now is Cupid a child of conscience, he makes restitution. As I am a true spirit, welcome!

[Noise within.

Mrs. Page.

Alas! what noise?

Mrs. Ford.

Heav'n forgive our sins!

Fal.

What should this be?

Mrs. Ford. Mrs. Page.

Away, away.

[The women run out.

Fal.

I think the devil will not have me damn'd, lest the oil that is in me should set hell on fire; he never would else cross me thus.

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Alexander Pope [1747], The works of Shakespear in eight volumes. The Genuine Text (collated with all the former Editions, and then corrected and emended) is here settled: Being restored from the Blunders of the first Editors, and the Interpolations of the two Last: with A Comment and Notes, Critical and Explanatory. By Mr. Pope and Mr. Warburton (Printed for J. and P. Knapton, [and] S. Birt [etc.], London) [word count] [S11301].
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