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Billings, Josh, 1818-1885 [1868], Josh Billings on ice, and other things. With comic illustrations by J. H. Howard. (G. W. Carleton & Co., New York) [word count] [eaf675T].
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XXXVII. SPRING—MAY, 1868.

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Spring has cum.

She has bin on the road about a month.

I am glad she has cum, on account ov the grass.

The grass waz beginning tew get oneasy about it.

I hope the cows will eat sum grass forthwithly, so
as tew lower down the price ov butter.

Butter has got tew be sassy. 55 cents a pound!
Who in thunder ever seed butter so high before?

A feller has got tew go up garret now, tew spread
his bread, and then stand on tip-tose tew eat it.

Evrything is hi now!

Dandelion greens has riz; i bought a bushel yesterday,
and pade 4 dollars fur it. i wanted a mess, and
mi wife sed it was jist like me, bought 6 times tew
mutch. i told her tew dry what she didn't want tew
bile; they would go good next winter on bukwheat
slap-jacks.

She stuk up her nose and slammed the door; but
she loves me for aul that, better than enny other woman
dus.

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As i sed before, spring has cum.

Mi hart begins tew kick up her heels, and i feel a
limberness in my soul; i think i must be thawin out.

I hav a nateral gift for spring melankolly.

I luv tew hear a robin sing; it is as sweet as sadness.

I luv tew prokure a violet as soon as i can, each
year; there is such a mild impediment in their butiful
fases; thay put me in mind ov an orfan child, that has
strayed oph into a dell and sot down tew cri.

As i sed before, i am glad spring has cum, on akount
ov the new bunnets.

And altho butter and dandelion greens are condem
hi, my wife ses spring bunnits is real cheep, (and she
knos,) she can get a decent one fur 48 dollars, without
enny trimmins.

I am real glad that one ov the necessaries ov life
ain't onreasonable.

Potatose and korn beef and ri flour and other luxuries
is hi, and i don't kno, fackt, but they ought tew
be. If folks will hanker after sich things, let them
pay for them. * * * * * *

I am satisfied—Spring has cum, and bunnits are
dog reasonable.

Josh Billings.

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Billings, Josh, 1818-1885 [1868], Josh Billings on ice, and other things. With comic illustrations by J. H. Howard. (G. W. Carleton & Co., New York) [word count] [eaf675T].
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