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Billings, Josh, 1818-1885 [1868], Josh Billings on ice, and other things. With comic illustrations by J. H. Howard. (G. W. Carleton & Co., New York) [word count] [eaf675T].
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XXVIII. THE GAME OF YEWKER.

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This ill-bred game ov kards is about 27 years old.

It was fust diskovered by the deck hands on a
lake Erie steam Boat, and handed down by them
tew posterity in awl its juvenile beauty.

It is generally played by 4 persons and owes
mutch ov its absorbingness tew the fackt that yu
kan talk, and drink, and chaw, and cheat while the
game is advancing.

I have seen it played on the Hudson River Railroad,
in the smoking cars, with more immaculate
skill than ennywhare else.

If yu play thare, yu will often hold a hand that
will astonish you, quite often 4 queens and a 10
spot, which will inflame you to bate 7 or 8 dollars
that it is a good hand tew play poker with; but you
will be more astonished when you see the other feller's
hand, which invariably consists ov 4 kings and a
one spot.

Yewker is a mollatto game, and don't compare tew

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old sledge in majesty, enny more than the game ov
pin does to a square church raffle.

I never play yewker.

I never would learn how, out ov principle.

I was originally created cluss to the Connektikut
line, in Nu England, whare the game ov 7 up, or old
sledge, was born, and exists now in awl its pristine
virginity.

I play old sledge, tew this day, in its natiff fierceness.

But I won't play enny game, if I know my charakter,
whare a jack will take an ace, and a ten spot
won't count game.

I won't play no such kind ov a game, out ov respekt
to old Connekticut, mi natiff place.

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Billings, Josh, 1818-1885 [1868], Josh Billings on ice, and other things. With comic illustrations by J. H. Howard. (G. W. Carleton & Co., New York) [word count] [eaf675T].
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