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Charles Gildon [1709–1710], The works of Mr. William Shakespear; in six [seven] volumes. Adorn'd with Cuts. Revis'd and Corrected, with an Account of the Life and Writings of the Author. By N. Rowe ([Vol. 7] Printed for E. Curll... and E. Sanger [etc.], London) [word count] [S11401].
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ACT I. SCENE I. Flourish of Trumpets: Then Hautboys. Enter King Henry, Duke Humphry, Salisbury, Warwick, and Beaufort on the one side. The Queen, Suffolk, York, Somerset, and Buckingham on the other.

SUFFOLK.
As by your high Imperial Majesty,
I had in charge at my depart for France,
As procurator to your Excellence,
To marry Princess Margaret for your Grace;
So in the famous ancient City, Tours,
In presence of the Kings of France and Sicil,
The Dukes of Orleans, Calabar, Bretaigne, Alenson,
Seven Earls, twelve Barons, and twenty reverend Bishops,
I have perform'd my Task; and was espous'd:
And humbly now upon my bended Knee,
In sight of England and her Lordly Peers,
Deliver up my Title in the Queen [Presenting the Queen to the King.
To your most gracious Hand, that are the Substance

-- 1455 --


Of that great Shadow I did represent:
The happiest gift that ever Marquess gave,
The fairest Queen that ever King receiv'd.

K. Henry.
Suffolk arise. Welcome, Queen Margaret,
I can express no kinder sign of Love
Than this kind Kiss. O Lord, that lends me Life,
Lend me a Heart repleat with thankfulness:
For thou hast given me, in this beauteous Face,
A world of Earthly Blessings to my Soul,
If sympathy of Love unite our Thoughts.

Q. Mar.
Great King of England, and my gracious Lord,
The mutual conference that my mind hath had,
By Day, by Night, waking, and in my Dreams,
In courtly Company, or at my Beads,
With you mine Alder liefest Sovereign,
Makes me the bolder to salute my King,
With ruder terms, such as my Wit affords,
And over-joy of Heart doth minister.

K. Henry.
Her sight did ravish, but her grace in Speech,
Her words yclad with Wisdom's Majesty,
Make me from wondring, fall to weeping Joys,
Such is the fulness of my Heart's content.
Lords, with one cheerful voice, welcome my Love.

All. kneel.
Long live Queen Margaret, England's happiness.

Q. Mar.
We thank you all.
[Flourish.

Suf.
My Lord Protector, so it please your Grace,
Here are the Articles of contracted Peace,
Between our Sovereign, and the French King Charles,
For eighteen Months concluded by consent.

Glo. Reads.]

Imprimis, It is agreed between the French King, Charles, and William de la Pole, Marquess of Suffolk, Ambassador of England, That the said Henry shall espouse the Lady Margaret, Daughter unto Reignier, King of Naples, Sicilia, and Jerusalem, and Crown her Queen of England, e'er the thirteenth of May next ensuing.

Item, That the Dutchy of Anjou, and the Country of Main, shall be released and delivered to the King her Father.

K. Henry.
Uncle, how now?

Glo.
Pardon me, gracious Lord,
Some sudden qualm hath struck me to the Heart,
And dimn'd mine Eyes, that I can read no further.

-- 1454 --

K. Henry.
Uncle of Winchester, I pray read on.

Win.

Item, It is further agreed between them, That the Dutchies of Anjou and Main shall be released and delivered over to the King her Father, and she sent over of the King of Englands own proper Cost and Charge, without having any Dowry.

K. Henry.
They please us well. Lord Marquess, kneel down;
We here create thee the first Duke of Suffolk,
And girt thee with the Sword. Cousin of York,
We here discharge your Grace from being Regent
I'th' parts of France, 'till term of eighteen Months
Be full expir'd. Thanks, Uncle Winchester,
Gloucester, York, Buckingham, and Somerset,
Salisbury and Warwick,
We thank you all for this great favour done,
In Entertainment to my Princely Queen.
Come, let us in, and with all speed provide
To see her Coronation be perform'd.
[Exeunt King, Queen, and Suffolk. Manent the rest.

Glo.
Brave Peers of England, Pillars of the State,
To you Duke Humphry must unload his Grief:
Your Grief, the common Grief all the Land.
What? did my Brother Henry spend his Youth,
His Valour, Coin, and People in the Wars?
Did he so often lodge in open Field,
In Winters cold, and Summer's parching heat,
To conquer France, his true Inheritance?
And did my Brother Bedford toil his Wits
To keep by policy what Henry got:
Have you your selves, Somerset, Buckingham,
Brave York, Salisbury, and victorious Warwick,
Receiv'd deep Scars in France and Normandy:
Or hath mine Uncle Bedford, and my self,
With all the learned Council of the Realm,
Studied so long, sat in the Council-house,
Early and late, debating to and fro,
How France and Frenchmen might be kept in awe;
And was his Highness in his Infancy,
Crowned in Paris in despight of Foes?
And shall these Labours, and these Honours die?

-- 1456 --


Shall Henry's Conquest, Bedford's Vigilance,
Your Deeds of War, and all our Counsel die!
O Peers of England, shameful is this League,
Fatal this Marriage, cancelling your Fame,
Blotting your Names from Books of memory,
Rasing the Characters of your Renown,
Defacing Monuments of conquer'd France,
Undoing all, as all had never been.

Car.
Nephew, what means this passionate Discourse?
This peroration with such Circumstance?
For France, 'tis ours; and we will keep it still.

Glo.
Ay, Uncle, we will keep it if we can:
But now it is impossible we should.
Suffolk, the new made Duke that rules the rost,
Hath given the Dutchy of Anjou and Main,
Unto the poor King Reignier, whose large Style
Agrees not with the leanness of his Purse.

Sal.
Now by the death of him who dy'd for all,
These Counties were the Keys of Normandy:
But wherefore weeps Warwick, my valiant Son?

War.
For grief that they are past recovery.
For were there hope to conquer them again,
My Sword shall shed hot Blood, mine Eyes no Tears.
Anjou and Main! My self did win them both:
Those Provinces these Arms of mine did conquer,
And are the Cities that were got with Wounds
Delivered up again with peaceful Words?
Mort Dieu!

York.
For Suffolk's Duke, may he be suffocate,
That dims the Honour of this Warlike Isle:
France should have torn and rent my very Heart,
Before I would have yielded to this League.
I never read but England's Kings have had
Large sums of Gold, and Dowries with their Wives!
And our King Henry gives away his own,
To match with her that brings no vantages.

Glo.
A proper Jest, and never heard before,
That Suffolk should demand a whole Fifteenth,
For Cost and Charges in transporting her:
She should have staid in France, and starv'd in France
Before—

-- 1457 --

Car.
My Lord of Glo'ster, now ye grow too hot:
It was the pleasure of my Lord the King.

Glo.
My Lord of Winchester, I know your Mind.
'Tis not my Speeches that you do mislike;
But 'tis my Presence that doth trouble you.
Rancour will out, proud Prelate; in thy Face
I see thy fury: If I longer stay,
We shall begin our ancient Bickerings.
Lordings farewel, and say when I am gone,
I prophesi'd, France will be lost e'er long.
[Exit.

Car.
So, there goes our Protector in a rage:
'Tis known to you he is mine Enemy;
Nay more, an Enemy unto you all,
And no great Friend, I fear me, to the King.
Consider, Lords, he is the next of Blood,
And Heir apparent to the English Crown:
Had Henry got an Empire by his Marriage,
And all the wealthy Kingdoms of the West,
There's reason he should be displeas'd at it:
Look to it, Lords, let not his smoothing Words
Bewitch your Hearts, be wise and circumspect.
What though the common People favour him,
Calling him Humphry, the good Duke of Glo'ster,
Clapping their Hands, and crying with loud voice,
Jesu maintain your Royal Excellence,
With God preserve the good Duke Humphry.
I fear me, Lords, for all this flattering gloss,
He will be found a dangerous Protector.

Buck.
Why should he then protect our Sovereign?
He being of age to govern of himself.
Cousin of Somerset, join you with me.
And all together with the Duke of Suffolk,
We'll quickly hoise Duke Humphry from his Seat.

Car.
This weighty business will not brook delay,
I'll to the Duke of Suffolk presently.
[Exit.

Som.
Cousin of Buckingham, though Humphry's Pride
And greatness of his Place be grief to us,
Yet let us watch the haughty Cardinal:
His Insolence is more intolerable
Than all the Princes in the Land beside;
If Glo'ster be displac'd, he'll be Protector.

-- 1458 --

Buck.
Or thou, or I, Somerset, will be Protector,
Despight Duke Humphry, or the Cardinal.
[Exit Buckingham and Somerset.

Sal.
Pride went before, Ambition follows him.
While these do labour for their own Preferment,
Behoves it us to labour for the Realm.
I never saw but Humphry Duke of Glo'ster,
Did bear him like a noble Gentleman:
Oft have I seen the haughty Cardinal,
More like a Soldier than a Man o'th' Church,
As stout and proud as he were Lord of all,
Swear like a Ruffian, and demean himself
Unlike the Ruler of a Common-weal.
Warwick my Son, the Comfort of my Age,
Thy Deeds, thy Plainness, and thy House-keeping,
Have won the greatest favour of the Commons,
Excepting none but Good Duke Humphry.
And Brother York, thy Acts in Ireland,
In bringing them to Civil Discipline;
Thy late Exploits done in the Heart of France
When thou wert Regent for our Sovereign,
Have made thee fear'd and honour'd of the People:
Join we together for the publick Good,
In what we can, to bridle and suppress
The Pride of Suffolk, and the Cardinal,
With Somerset's and Buckingham's Ambition,
And as we may cherish Duke Humphry's Deeds,
While they do tend the profit of the Land.

War.
So God help Warwick, as he loves the Land,
And common profit of his Country.

York.
And so says York,
For he hath greatest cause.

Sal.
Then let's make haste away,
And look unto the main.

War.
Unto the main?
Oh Father, Main is lost,
That Main, which by main force Warwick did win,
And would have kept, so long as breath did last:
Main-chance Father you meant, but I meant Main,
Which I will win from France, or else be slain.
[Exit Warwick and Salisbury. Manet York.

-- 1459 --

York.
Anjou and Main are given to the French,
Paris is lost, the State of Normandy
Stands on a tickle point, now they are gone:
Suffolk concluded on the Articles,
The Peers agreed, and Henry was well pleas'd,
To change two Dukedoms for a Duke's fair Daughter.
I cannot blame them all, what is't to them?
'Tis thine they give away, and not their own.
Pirates may make cheap pennyworths of their Pillage,
And purchase Friends, and give to Courtezans,
Still revelling like Lords 'till all be gone.
While as the silly Owner of the Goods
Weeps over them, and wrings his hapless Hands,
And shakes his Head, and trembling stands aloof,
While all is shar'd, and all is born away,
Ready to starve, and dare not touch his own.
So York must sit, and fret, and bite his Tongue,
While his own Lands are bargain'd for, and sold:
Methinks the Realms of England, France and Ireland,
Bear that proportion to my Flesh and Blood,
As did the fatal brand Althea burnt,
Unto the Prince's Heart of Calidon:
Anjou and Main both given unto the French!
Cold News for me: For I had hope of France,
Even as I have of fertile England's Soil.
A day will come, when York shall claim his own,
And therefore I will take the Nevills parts,
And make a shew of Love to proud Duke Humphry,
And when I spy advantage claim the Crown;
For that's the golden Mark I seek to hit:
Nor shall proud Lancaster usurp my Right,
Nor hold the Scepter in his childish Fist,
Nor wear the Diadem upon his Head,
Whose Church-like Humour fits not for a Crown.
Then York be still a while, 'till time do serve:
Watch thou, and wake when others be asleep,
To pry into the Secrets of the State,
'Till Henry surfeiting in joys of Love,
With his new Bride, and England's dear bought Queen,
And Humphry with the Peers be fall'n at Jars.
Then will I raise aloft the Milk-white Rose,

-- 1460 --


With whose sweet smell the Air shall be perfum'd,
And in my Standard bear the Arms of York,
To grapple with the House of Lancaster,
And force perforce I'll make him yield the Crown,
Whose Bookish Rule hath pull'd fair England down. [Exit York. Enter Duke Humphry, and his Wife Eleanor.

Elean.
Why droops my Lord, like over-ripen'd Corn,
Hanging the Head at Ceres plenteous Load?
Why doth the great Duke Humphry knit his Brows,
As frowning at the Favours of the World?
Why are thine Eyes fixt to the sullen Earth,
Gazing at that which seems to dim thy Sight?
What seest thou there? King Henry's Diadem,
Inchac'd with all the Honours of the World?
If so, gaze on, and grovel on thy Face,
Until thy Head be circled with the same.
Put forth thy Hand, reach at the glorious Gold.
What, is't too short? I'll lengthen it with mine.
And having both together heav'd it up,
We'll both together lift our Heads to Heaven,
And never more abase our Sight so low,
As to vouchsafe one glance upon the Ground.

Glo.
O Nell, sweet Nell, if thou dost love thy Lord,
Banish the Canker of ambitious Thoughts:
And may that Thought, when I imagine Ill
Against my King and Nephew, virtuous Henry,
Be my last breathing in this Mortal World.
My troublous Dreams this Night do make me sad.

Elean.
What dream'd my Lord? tell me, and I'll requite it
With sweet Rehearsal of my Morning's Dream.

Glo.
Methought this Staff, mine Office-badge in Court,
Was broke in twain; by whom, I have forgot,
But as I think, it was by th' Cardinal,
And on the pieces of the broken Wand
Were plac'd the Heads of Edmond, Duke of Somerset,
And William de la Pole, first Duke of Suffolk.
This was the Dream, what it doth bode, God knows.

Elean.
Tut, this was nothing but an Argument,
That he that breaks a Stick of Glo'ster's Grove,
Shall lose his Head for his Presumption.

-- 1461 --


But list to me, my Humphry, my sweet Duke:
Methought I sate in Seat of Majesty,
In the Cathedral Church of Westminster,
And in that Chair where Kings and Queens were crown'd,
Where Henry and Margaret kneel'd to me,
And on my Head did set the Diadem.

Glo.
Nay, Eleanor, then must I chide outright:
Presumptuous Dame, ill-natur'd Eleanor,
Art thou not second Woman in the Realm?
And the Protector's Wife, belov'd of him?
Hast thou not worldly Pleasure at command,
Above the reach or compass of thy Thought?
And wilt thou still be hammering Treachery,
To tumble down thy Husband and thy self,
From top of Honour, to Disgrace's feet?
Away from me, and let me hear no more.

Elean.
What, what, my Lord, are you so Cholerick
With Eleanor, for telling but her Dream?
Next time, I'll keep my Dreams unto my self,
And not be check'd.

Glo.
Nay, be not angry, I am pleas'd again.
Enter Messenger.

Mess.
My Lord Protector, 'tis his Highness pleasure,
You do prepare to ride unto St. Albans,
Whereas the King and Queen do mean to Hawk.

Glo.
I go: Come Nell, thou wilt ride with us?
[Ex. Glo.

Elean.
Yes, my good Lord, I'll follow presently.
Follow I must, I cannot go before,
While Glo'ster bears this base and humble Mind.
Were I a Man, a Duke, and next of Blood,
I would remove these tedious stumbling Blocks,
And smooth my way upon their headless Necks.
And being a Woman, I will not be slack
To play my part in Fortune's Pageant.
Where are you there? Sir John; nay fear not, Man,
We are alone, here's none but thee and I.
Enter Hume.

Hume.
Jesus preserve your Royal Majesty.

Elean.
What say'st thou? Majesty: I am but Grace.

Hume.
But by the Grace of God, and Hume's Advice,
Your Grace's Title shall be multiply'd.

-- 1462 --

Elean.
What say'st thou, Man? Hast thou as yet conferr'd
With Margery Jordan, the cunning Witch;
With Roger Bullingbrook, the Conjurer,
And will they undertake to do me good?

Hume.
This they have promised, to shew your Highness
A Spirit rais'd from depth of under Ground,
That shall make answer to such Questions,
As by your Grace shall be propounded him.

Elean.
It is enough, I'll think upon the Questions:
When from St. Albans we do make return;
We'll see those things effected to the full.
Here Hume, take this Reward, make merry Man
With thy Confederates in this weighty Cause. [Exit Eleanor.

Hume.
Hume must make merry with the Dutchess's Gold:
Marry and shall; but how now, Sir John Hume?
Seal up your Lips, and give no Words, but Mum;
The business asketh silent secrecy.
Dame Eleanor gives Gold, to bring the Witch:
Gold cannot come amiss, were she a Devil.
Yet have I Gold flies from another Coast:
I dare not say, from the rich Cardinal,
And from the great and new-made Duke of Suffolk;
Yet I do find it so: For, to be plain,
They (knowing Dame Eleanor's aspiring Humour)
Have hired me to undermine the Dutchess,
And buz these Conjurations in her Brain.
They say, a crafty Knave does need no Broker;
Yet am I Suffolk's, and the Cardinal's Broker.
Hume, if you take not heed, you shall go near
To call them both a pair of crafty Knaves.
Well, so it stands; and thus I fear at last,
Hume's Knavery will be the Dutchess's Wrack,
And her Attainture will be Humphry's Fall:
Sort how it will, I shall have Gold for all.
[Exit. Enter three or four Petitioners, the Armorer's Man being one.

1 Pet.

My Masters, let's stand close, my Lord Protector will come this way by and by, and then we may deliver our Supplications in the Quill.

2 Pet.

Marry, the Lord protect him, for he's a good Man, Jesu bless him.

-- 1463 --

Enter Suffolk, and Queen.

1 Pet.

Here a comes methinks, and the Queen with him: I'll be the first sute.

2 Pet.

Come back, fool, this is the Duke of Suffolk, and not my Lord Protector.

Suff.

How now, Fellow; would'st any thing with me?

1 Pet.

I pray, my Lord, pardon me, I took ye for my Lord Protector.

Q. Mar.

To my Lord Protector? are your Supplications to his Lordship? let me see them; what is thine?

1 Pet.

Mine is, and't please your Grace, against John Goodman, my Lord Cardinal's Man, for keeping my House, and Lands, and Wife, and all from me.

Suf.

Thy Wife too? That's some wrong indeed. What's yours? What's here? [Reads.] Against the Duke of Suffolk, for inclosing the Commons of Melford. How now, Sir Knave?

2 Pet.

Alas, Sir, I am but a poor Petitioner of our whole Township.

3 Pet.

Against my Master, Thomas Horner, for saying, That the Duke of York was rightful Heir to the Crown.

Q. Mar.

What say'st thou? did the Duke of York say, he was rightful Heir to the Crown?

3 Pet.

That my Mistress was? No, forsooth; my Master said, that he was; and that the King was an Usurper.

Suf.

Who is there?

Enter Servant.

Take this Fellow in, and send for his Master with a Pursuvant presently; we'll hear more of your Matter before the King.

[Exit Serv.

Q. Mar.
And as for you that love to be protected
Under the wings of our Protector's Grace,
Begin your Suits anew, and sue to him. Tears the Supplications.
Away, base Cullions: Suffolk, let them go.

All.
Come, let's be gone.
[Exeunt.

Q. Mar.
My Lord of Suffolk, say, is this the guise?
Is this the fashion of the Court of England?
Is this the Government of Britain's Isle?
And this the Royalty of Albion's King?
What, shall King Henry be a Pupil still,

-- 1464 --


Under the surly Glo'ster's Governance?
Am I a Queen in Title and in Style,
And must be made a Subject to a Duke?
I tell thee, Pool, when in the City Tours
Thou ran'st a Tilt in Honour of my Love,
And stol'st away the Ladies Hearts of France;
I thought King Henry had resembled thee,
In Courage, Courtship, and Proportion:
But all his Mind is bent to Holiness,
To number Ave Maries on his Beads:
His Champions are the Prophets and Apostles,
His Weapons Holy Saws of sacred Writ,
His Study is his Tilt-yard, and his Loves
Are brazen Images of Canonized Saints.
I would the College of the Cardinals
Would chuse him Pope, and carry him to Rome,
And set the Triple Crown upon his Head;
That were a State fit for his Holiness.

Suf.
Madam, be patient; as I was the cause
Your Highness came to England, so will I
In England work your Grace's full content.

Q. Mar.
Beside the haughty Protector, have we Beauford,
The imperious Churchman; Somerset, Buckingham,
And grumbling York; and not the least of these,
But can do more in England than the King.

Suf.
And he of these that can do most of all,
Cannot do more in England, than the Nevils;
Salisbury and Warwick are no simple Peers.

Q. Mar.
Not all these Lords do vex me half so much,
As that proud Dame, the Lord Protector's Wife:
She sweeps it through the Court with troops of Ladies,
More like an Empress, than Duke Humphry's Wife.
Strangers in Court do take her for the Queen;
She bears a Duke's Revenues on her Back,
And in her Heart she scorns our Poverty:
Shall I not live to be aveng'd on her?
Contemptuous base-born Callot as she is,
She vaunted 'mongst her Minions t'other day,
The very train of her worst wearing Gown
Was better worth than all my Father's Lands,
'Till Suffolk gave two Dukedoms for his Daughter.

-- 1465 --

Suf.
Madam, my self have lin'd a bush for her,
And plac'd a Quire of such enticing Birds,
That she will light to listen to their Lays,
And never mount to trouble you again.
So let her rest; and, Madam, lift to me,
For I am bold to counsel you in this;
Although we fancy not the Cardinal,
Yet must we join with him, and with the Lords,
'Till we have brought Duke Humphry in disgrace.
As for the Duke of York, this late Complaint
Will make but little for his benefit;
So one by one we'll weed them all at last,
And you your self shall steer the happy Helm.
Enter King Henry, Duke Humphry, Cardinal, Buckingham, York, Salisbury, Warwick, and the Dutchess.

K. Henry.
For my part, Noble Lords, I care not which,
Or Somerset, or York, all's one to me.

York.
If York have ill demean'd himself in France,
Then let him be deny'd the Regentship.

Som.
If Somerset be unworthy of the place,
Let York be Regent, I will yield to him.

War.
Whether your Grace be worthy, yea or no,
Dispute not that, York is the worthier.

Car.
Ambitious Warwick, let thy Betters speak.

War.
The Cardinal's not my Better in the Field.

Buck.
All in this presence are thy Betters, Warwick.

War.
Warwick may live to be the best of all.

Sal.
Peace, Son; and shew some reason, Buckingham,
Why Somerset should be preferr'd in this?

Q. Mar.
Because the King forsooth will have it so.

Glo.
Madam, the King is old enough himself
To give this Censure: These are no Woman's Matters.

Q. Mar.
If he be old enough, what needs your Grace
To be Protector of his Excellence?

Glo.
Madam, I am Protector of the Realm,
And at his pleasure will resign my Place.

Suf.
Resign it then, and leave thine Insolence.
Since thou wert King, as who is King, but thou?
The Commonwealth hath daily run to wrack,
The Dauphin hath prevail'd beyond the Seas,
And all the Peers and Nobles of the Realm

-- 1466 --


Have been as Bond-men to thy Sovereignty.

Car.
The Commons hast thou rack'd, the Clergy's Bags
Are lank and lean with thy Extortions.

Som.
Thy sumptuous Buildings, and thy Wife's Attire
Have cost a mass of publick Treasure.

Buck.
Thy cruelty in Execution
Upon Offenders hath exceeded Law,
And left thee to the mercy of the Law.

Q. Mar.
Thy sale of Offices and Towns in France,
If they were known, as the suspect is great,
Would make thee quickly hop without thy Head. [Exit Glo.
Give me my Fan; what, Minion, can ye not? [She gives the Dutchess a box on the Ear.
I cry you mercy, Madam; was it you?

Elean.
Was't I? yea, I it was, proud French-woman:
Could I come near your Beauty with my Nails,
I could set my Ten Commandments in your Face.

K. Henry.
Sweet Aunt, be quiet, 'twas against her Will.

Elean.
Against her Will, good King? look to't in time,
She'll hamper thee, and dandle thee like a Baby:
Though in this place most Master wears no Breeches,
She shall not strike Dame Eleanor unreveng'd. [Exit Eleanor.

Buck.
Lord Cardinal, I will follow Eleanor,
And listen after Humphry, how he proceeds:
She's tickled now, her Fume can need no spurs,
She'll gallop far enough to her Destruction. [Exit Buckingham.
Enter Humphry.

Glo.
Now, Lords, my Choler being over-blown,
With walking once about the Quadrangle,
I come to talk of Commonwealth Affairs.
As for your spightful false Objections,
Prove them, and I lye open to the Law:
But God in mercy deal so with my Soul,
As I in Duty love my King and Country.
But to the Matter that we have in hand:
I say, my Sovereign, York is meetest Man
To be your Regent in the Realm of France.

-- 1467 --

Suf.
Before we make Election, give me leave
To shew some Reason, of no little force,
That York is most unmeet of any Man.

York.
I'll tell thee, Suffolk, why I am unmeet:
First, for I cannot flatter thee in Pride;
Next, if I be appointed for the Place,
My Lord of Somerset will keep me here,
Without Discharge, Mony, or Furniture,
'Till France be won into the Dauphin's Hands.
Last time I danc'd attendance on his Will,
'Till Paris was besieg'd, famish'd and lost.

War.
That I can witness, and a fouler Fact
Did never Traitor in the Land commit.

Suf.
Peace, head-strong Warwick.

War.
Image of Pride, why should I hold my Peace?
Enter Horner the Armorer, and his Man Peter.

Suf.
Because here is a Man accus'd of Treason,
Pray God the Duke of York excuse himself.

York.
Doth any one accuse York for a Traitor?

K. Henry.
What mean'st thou, Suffolk? tell me, what are these?

Suf.
Please it your Majesty, this is the Man
That doth accuse his Master of High Treason:
His Words were these; That Richard, Duke of York,
Was rightful Heir unto the English Crown,
And that your Majesty was an Usurper.

K. Henry.
Say, Man, were these thy Words?

Arm.

And't shall please your Majesty, I never said nor thought any such Matter; God is my witness, I am falsly accus'd by the Villain.

Peter.

By these ten Bones, my Lords, he did speak them to me in the Garret one Night, as we were scow'ring my Lord of York's Armour.

York.
Base Dunghil Villain, and Mechanical,
I'll have thy Head for this thy Traitor's Speech:
I do beseech your Royal Majesty,
Let him have all the rigor of the Law.

Arm.

Alas, my Lord, hang me if ever I spake the Words: my accuser is my Prentice, and when I did correct him for his Fault the other Day, he did vow upon his Knees he would be even with me. I have good witness of this; therefore I beseech your Majesty, do not cast away an honest Man for a Villain's Accusation.

-- 1468 --

K. Henry.
Uncle, what shall we say to this in Law?

Glo.
This doom, my Lord, if I may Judge:
Let Somerset be Regent o'er the French,
Because in York this breeds suspicion;
And let these have a Day appointed them
For single Combat, in convenient place,
For he hath witness of his Servant's Malice:
This is the Law, and this Duke Humphry's doom.

Som.
I humbly thank your Royal Majesty.

Arm.
And I accept the Combat willingly.

Peter.

Alas, my Lord, I cannot fight; for God's sake pity my Case; the spight of my Master prevaileth against me. O Lord have mercy upon me, I shall never be able to fight a blow: O Lord, my Heart.

Glo.

Sirrah, or you must fight, or else be hang'd.

K. Henry.

Away with them to Prison; and the day of Combat, shall be the last of the next Month. Come Somerset, we'll see them sent away.

[Exeunt. Flourish. Enter Mother Jordan, Hume, Southwel, and Bullingbrook.

Hume.

Come, my Masters, the Dutchess, I tell you, expects performance of your Promises.

Bulling.

Master Hume, we are therefore provided: Will her Ladyship behold and hear our Exorcisms?

Hume.

Ay, what else? Fear you not her Courage.

Bulling.

I have heard her reported to be a Woman of an invincible Spirit; but it shall be convenient, Master Hume, that you be by her aloft, while we be busie below; and so, I pray you, go in God's Name, and leave us.

[Exit Hume.

Mother Jordan, be prostrate, and grovel on the Earth; John Southwel, read you, and let us to our work.

Enter Eleanor above.

Elean.

Well said, my Masters, and welcome to all: To this geer, the sooner the better.

Bulling.
Patience, good Lady, Wizards know their times:
Deep Night, dark Night, the silent of the Night,
The time of Night when Troy was set on Fire,
The times when Screech-owls cry, and Ban-dogs howl;
When Spirits walk, and Ghosts break up their Graves;
That time fits best the work we have in hand.

-- 1469 --


Madam, fit you, and fear not; whom we raise
We will make fast within a hallow'd Verge. [Here they do the Ceremonies belonging, and make the Circle, Bullingbrook, or Southwel reads, Conjuro te, &c. It Thunders and Lightens terribly; then the Spirit riseth.

Spirit.
Adsum.

M. Jord.
Asmath, by the eternal God,
Whose Name and Power thou tremblest at,
Answer that I ask: For 'till thou speak,
Thou shalt not pass from hence.

Spirit.
Ask what thou wilt. That I had said, and done!

Bulling.
First of the King: What shall of him become.

Spirit.
The Duke yet lives, that Henry shall depose:
But him out-live, and die a violent Death.
[As the Spirit speaks they write the answer.

Bulling.
What Fates await the Duke of Suffolk?

Spirit.
By Water shall he die, and take his End.

Bulling.
What shall befall the Duke of Somerset?

Spirit.
Let him shun Castles.
Safer shall he be upon sandy Plains,
Than there where lofty Castles mounted stand.
Have done, for more I hardly can endure.

Bulling.
Descend to Darkness, and the burning Lake:
False Fiend avoid.
[Thunder and Lightning. Spirit descends. Enter the Duke of York, and the Duke of Buckingham, with their Guard, and break in.

York.
Lay Hands upon these Traitors and their trash:
Beldam, I think we watch'd you at an Inch.
What, Madam, are you there? The King and Common-weal
Are deep indebted for this piece of Pains;
My Lord Protector will, I doubt it not,
See you well guerdon'd for these good deserts.

Elean.
Not half so bad as thine to England's King,
Injurious Duke, that threatn'st where's no cause.

Buck.
True, Madam, none at all: What call you this?
Away with them, let them be clap'd up close,
And kept asunder: You, Madam, shall with us.
Stafford, take her to thee.
We'll see your Trinkets here forth-coming all.
Away.
[Exeunt Guard with Jordan, Southwel, &c.

-- 1470 --

York.
Lord Buckingham, methinks you watch'd her well;
A pretty Plot, well chosen to build upon.
Now, pray my Lord, let's see the Devil's Writ.
What have we here? [Reads.
The Duke yet lives, that Henry shall depose;
But him out-live, and die a violent Death.
Why, this is Just, Aio te Æacidem Romanos vincere posse.
Well, to the rest:
Tell me what fate awaits the Duke of Suffolk?
By Water shall he die, and take his End.
What shall betide the Duke of Somerset?
Let him shun Castles,
Safer shall he be upon sandy Plains,
Than there where lofty Castles mounted stand.
Come, come, my Lords,
These Oracles are hardly attain'd,
And hardly understood.
The King is now in progress towards St. Albans,
With him the Husband of this lovely Lady:
Thither go these News,
As fast as Horse can carry them:
A sorry breakfast for my Lord Protector.

Buck.
Your Grace shall give me leave, my Lord of York.
To be the Post, in hope of his Reward.

York.
At your pleasure, my good Lord.
Who's within there, hoe? Enter a Serving-man.
Invite my Lords of Salisbury and Warwick
To sup with me to morrow Night. Away.
[Exeunt. Enter King Henry, Queen, Protector, Cardinal, and Suffolk, with Faulkners hollowing.

Q. Mar.
Believe me Lords, for flying at the Brook,
I saw no better Sport these seven years day;
Yet by your leave, the Wind was very high,
And ten to one, old Joan had not gone out.

K. Henry.
But what a point, my Lord, your Faulcon made,
And what a pitch she flew above the rest:
To see how God in all his Creatures works,
Yea Man and Birds are fain of climbing high.

Suf.
No marvel, and it like your Majesty,
My Lord Protector's Hawks do towre so well;

-- 1471 --


They know their Master loves to be aloft,
And bears his Thoughts above his Faulcon's pitch.

Glo.
My Lord, 'tis but a base ignoble Mind,
That mounts no higher than a Bird can soar.

Car.
I thought as much, he would be above the Clouds.

Glo.
Ay, my Lord Cardinal, how think you by that?
Were it not good, your Grace could fly to Heaven?

K. Henry.
The Treasury of everlasting Joy.

Car.
Thy Heaven is on Earth, thine Eyes and Thoughts
Beat on a Crown, the Treasure of thy Heart,
Pernicious Protector, dangerous Peer,
That smooth'st it so with King and Commonweal.

Glo.
What, Cardinal!
Is your Priesthood grown so peremptory?
Tantæne animis Cœlestibus iræ? Churchmen so hot?
Good Uncle, hide such Malice:
With such Holiness can you do it?

Suf.
No malice, Sir, no more than well becomes
So good a Quarrel, and so bad a Peer.

Glo.
As who, my Lord?

Suf.
Why, as you, my Lord,
An't like your Lordly Lord Protectorship.

Glo.
Why, Suffolk, England knows thine Insolence.

Q. Mar.
And thy Ambition, Glo'ster.

K. Henry.
I prethee peace, good Queen,
And whet not on these too too furious Peers,
For blessed are the Peace-makers on Earth.

Car.
Let me be blessed for the Peace I make,
Against this proud Protector, with my Sword.

Glo. Aside.
Faith, Holy Uncle, would 'twere come to that.

Car. Aside.
Marry, when thou dar'st.

Glo. Aside.
Make up no factious numbers for that matter,
In thine own Person answer thy Abuse.

Car. Aside.
Ay, where thou dar'st not peep:
And if thou dar'st, this Evening,
On the East side of the Grove.

K. Henry.
How now, my Lords?

Car.
Believe me, Cousin Glo'ster,
Had not your Man put up the Fowl so suddenly,
We had had more sport—
Come with thy two Hand-Sword.
[Aside to Glo.

-- 1472 --

Glo.
True, Uncle, are ye advis'd?—
The East side of the Grove:
Cardinal, I am with you.
[Aside.

K. Henry.
Why how now, Uncle Glo'ster?

Glo.
Talking of Hawking, nothing else, my Lord.—
Now by God's Mother, Priest,
I'll shave your Crown for this,
Or all my fence shall fail.
[Aside.

Car. Aside.]
Medice cura teipsum, Protector see too't well, protect your self.

K. Henry.
The Winds grow high,
So do your Stomachs, Lords.
How irksome is this Musick to my Heart?
When such Strings jar, what hope of Harmony?
I pray, my Lords, let me compound this strife.
Enter One, crying A Miracle.

Glo.
What means this Noise?
Fellow, what Miracle do'st thou proclaim?

One.
A Miracle, a Miracle.

Suf.
Come to the King, and tell him what Miracle.

One.
Forsooth, a blind Man at St. Alban's Shrine,
Within this half hour hath receiv'd his sight,
A Man that ne'er saw in his life before.

K. Henry.
Now God be prais'd, that to believing Souls
Gives Light in Darkness, Comfort in Despair.
Enter the Mayor of St. Albans, and his Brethren, bearing Simpcox between two in a Chair, Simpcox's Wife following.

Car.
Here come the Townsmen on procession,
To present your Highness with the Man.

K. Henry.
Great is his comfort in this Earthly Vale,
Although by his sight his Sin be multiplied.

Glo.
Stand by, my Masters, bring him near the King,
His Highness pleasure is to talk with him.

K. Henry.
Good-fellow, tell us here the Circumstance,
That we for thee may glorifie the Lord.
What, hast thou been long blind, and now restor'd?

Simp.

Born blind, and't please your Grace.

Wife.

Ay, indeed was he.

Suf.

What Woman is this?

Wife.

His Wife, and't please your Worship.

-- 1473 --

Glo.

Hadst thou been his Mother, thou couldst have better told.

K. Henry.

Where wert thou born?

Simp.

At Berwick in the North, and't like your Grace.

K. Henry.
Poor Soul,
God's goodness hath been great to thee:
Let never Day nor Night unhallowed pass,
But still remember what the Lord hath done.

Queen.
Tell me, Good-fellow,
Cam'st thou here by Chance, or of Devotion,
To this holy Shrine?

Simp.
God knows of pure Devotion,
Being call'd a hundred times, and oftner,
In my sleep, by good Saint Alban:
Who said; Simon, come, come offer at my Shrine,
And I will help thee.

Wife.
Most true, forsooth;
And many a time and oft my self have heard a Voice,
To call him so.

Card.
What, art thou lame?

Simp.
Ay, God Almighty help me.

Suf.
How cam'st thou so?

Simp.

A fall off a Tree.

Wife.

A Plum-tree, Master.

Glo.
How long hast thou been blind?

Simp.
O born so, Master.

Glo.
What, and would'st climb a Tree?

Simp.

But that in my Life, when I was a Youth.

Wife.
Too true, and bought his climbing very dear.

Glo.

Mass, thou lov'dst Plums well, that wouldst venture so.

Simp.

Alas, good Master, my Wife desired some Damsons, and made me climb, with danger of my Life.

Glo.
A subtile Knave, but yet it shall not serve:
Let me see thine Eyes, wink now, now open them,
In my opinion, yet thou seest not well.

Simp.

Yes, Master, clear as day, I thank God and Saint Alban.

Glo.

Say'st thou me so; what Colour is this Cloak of?

Simp.

Red, Master, red as Blood.

-- 1474 --

Glo.

Why that's well said: What colour is my Gown of?

Simp.
Black, forsooth, coal-black, as Jet.

K. Henry.
Why then, thou know'st what colour Jet is of?

Suf.
And yet, I think, Jet he did never see.

Glo.
But Cloaks and Gowns, before this day, a many.

Wife.

Never before this day, in all his Life.

Glo.
Tell me, Sirrah, what's my Name?

Simp.

Alas Master, I know not.

Glo.

What's his Name?

Simp.

I know not.

Glo.

Nor his?

Simp.

No indeed, Master.

Glo.

What's thine own Name?

Simp.

Saunder Simpcox, and if it please you, Master.

Glo.
Then Saunder, sit there,
The lyingst Knave in Christendom.
If thou hadst been born blind,
Thou might'st as well have known all our Names,
As thus to know the several Colours we do wear.
Sight may distinguish Colours:
But suddenly to nominate them all,
It is impossible.
My Lords, Saint Alban here hath done a Miracle:
And would ye not think that Cunning to be great,
That could restore this Cripple to his Legs again?

Simp.
O Master, that you could?

Glo.
My Masters of Saint Albans,
Have you not Beadles in your Town,
And things call'd Whips?

Mayor.
Yes, my Lord, if it please your Grace.

Glo.
Then send for one presently.

Mayor.
Sirrah, go fetch the Beadle hither straight.
[Exit.

Glo.
Now fetch me a Stool hither by and by.

Now Sirrah, if you mean to save your self from Whipping, leap me over this Stool, and run away.

Simp.
Alas Master, I am not able to stand alone:
You go about to torture me in vain.
Enter a Beadle with Whips.

Glo.
Well Sir, we must have you find your Legs.
Sirrah Beadle, whip him 'till he leap over that same Stool.

-- 1475 --

Bead.
I will, my Lord,
Come on Sirrah, off with your Doublet, quickly.

Simp.

Alas, Master, what shall I do? I am not able to stand.

[After the Beadle hath hit him once, he leaps over the Stool, and runs away; and they follow, and cry, A Miracle.

K. Henry.
O God, seest thou this, and bearest so long!

Queen.
It made me laugh, to see the Villain run.

Glo.
Follow the Knave, and take this Drab away.

Wife.

Alas, Sir, we did it for pure need.

Glo.
Let him be whipt through every Market Town,
'Till they come to Berwick, from whence they came.
[Exit Beadle.

Car.
Duke Humphry has done a Miracle to day.

Suf.
True, made the Lame to leap, and fly away.

Glo.
But you have done more Miracles than I;
You made in a Day, my Lord, whole Towns to fly.
Enter Buckingham.

K. Henry.
What Tidings with our Cousin Buckingham?

Buck.
Such as my Heart doth tremble to unfold:
A sort of naughty Persons, lewdly bent,
Under the Countenance and Confederacy
Of Lady Eleanor, the Protector's Wife,
The Ring-leader and Head of all this Rout,
Have practis'd dangerously against your State,
Dealing with Witches and with Conjurers,
Whom we have apprehended in the Fact,
Raising up wicked Spirits from under Ground,
Demanding of King Henry's Life and Death,
And other of your Highness Privy-Council,
As more at large your Grace shall understand.

Car.
And so, my Lord Protector, by this means
Your Lady is forth-coming, yet at London.
This News, I think, hath turn'd your Weapon's edge;
'Tis like, my Lord, you will not keep your hour.
[Aside to Glo'ster.

Glo.
Ambitious Church-man, leave to afflict my Heart:
Sorrow and Grief have vanquish'd all my Powers;
And vanquish'd as I am, I yield to thee,
Or to the meanest Groom.

-- 1476 --

K. Henry.
O God, what mischiefs work the wicked ones,
Heaping confusion on their own Heads thereby?

Queen.
Glo'ster, see here the Tainture of thy Nest,
And look thy self be faultless, thou wert best.

Glo.
Madam, for my self, to Heav'n I do appeal,
How I have lov'd my King, and Commonwealth:
And for my Wife, I know not how it stands,
Sorry am I to hear, what I have heard;
Noble she is; but if she have forgot
Honour and Virtue, and convers'd with such,
As like to Pitch, defile Nobility;
I banish her my Bed and Company,
And give her as a Prey to Law and Shame,
That hath dishonoured Glo'ster's honest Name.

K. Henry.
Well, for this Night we will repose us here;
To morrow toward London, back again,
To look into this Business thoroughly,
And call these foul Offenders to their answers;
And poise the Cause in Justice equal Scales,
Whose Beam stands sure, whose rightful cause prevails.
[Exeunt. Enter York, Salisbury, and Warwick.

York.
Now, my good Lords of Salisbury and Warwick,
Our simple Supper ended, give me leave,
In this close Walk to satisfie my self,
In craving your Opinion of my Title,
Which is infallible to England's Crown.

Salis.
My Lord, I long to hear it thus at full.

War.
Sweet York begin; and if thy Claim be good,
The Nevils are thy Subjects to command.

York.
Then thus:
Edward the Third, my Lords, had seven Sons:
The first, Edward the Black Prince, Prince of Wales;
The second, William of Hatfield; and the third,
Lionel Duke of Clarence; next to whom,
Was John of Gaunt, the Duke of Lancaster;
The fifth, was Edward Langley, Duke of York;
The sixth, Thomas of Woodstock, Duke of Glo'ster;
William of Windsor was the seventh and last.
Edward the Black Prince dy'd before his Father,
And left behind him Richard, his only Son,

-- 1477 --


Who, after Edward the third's Death, reign'd King,
'Till Henry Bullingbroke, Duke of Lancaster,
The eldest Son and Heir of John of Gaunt,
Crown'd by the Name of Henry the fourth,
Seiz'd on the Realm, depos'd the rightful King,
Sent his poor Queen to France, from whence she came,
And him to Pomfret; where, as all you know,
Harmless King Richard was murthered traiterously.

War.
Father, the Duke hath told the truth;
Thus got the House of Lancaster the Crown.

York.
Which now they hold by force, aad not by right:
For Richard, the first Son's Heir, being dead,
The Issue of the next Son should have reign'd.

Sal.
But William of Hatfield dy'd without an Heir.

York.
The third Son, Duke of Clarence,
From whose Line I claim the Crown,
Had issue Philip, a Daughter,
Who married Edmond Mortimer, Earl of March.
Edmond had Issue, Roger Earl of March:
Roger had Issue, Edmond, Anne, and Eleanor.

Sal.
This Edmond, in the reign of Bullingbrook,
As I have read, laid claim unto the Crown,
And, but for Owen Glendour, had been King;
Who kept him in Captivity, 'till he dy'd.
But, to the rest.

York.
His eldest Sister, Anne,
My Mother, being Heir unto the Crown,
Married Richard Earl of Cambridge,
Who was Son to Edmond Langley,
Edward the third's fifth Son's Son;
By her I claim the Kingdom:
She then was Heir to Roger, Earl of March,
Who was the Son of Edmond Mortimer,
Who married Philip, sole Daughter
Unto Lionel, Duke of Clarence.
So, if the Issue of the eldest Son
Succeed before the younger, I am King.

War.
What plain proceeding is more plain than this?
Henry doth claim the Crown from John of Gaunt,
The fourth Son; York claims it from the th rd:
Till Lionel's Issue fail, he should not Reign.

-- 1478 --


It fails not yet, but flourisheth in thee,
And in thy Sons, fair Slips of such a Stock.
Then Father Salisbury, kneel we together,
And in this private Plot be we the first,
That shall salute our rightful Soveraign
With honour of his Birth-right to the Crown.

Both.
Long live our Soveraign Richard, England's King.

York.
We thank you, Lords:
But I am not your King, 'till I be crown'd;
And that my Sword be stain'd
With Heart-blood of the House of Lancaster:
And that's not suddenly to be perform'd,
But with Advice and silent Secrecy.
Do you, as I do, in these dangerous Days,
Wink at the Duke of Suffolk's Insolence,
At Beauford's Pride, at Somerset's Ambition,
At Buckingham, and all the Crew of them,
'Till they have snar'd the Shepherd of the Flock,
That virtuous Prince, the good Duke Humphry:
'Tis that they seek; and they, in seeking that,
Shall find their Deaths, if York can prophesie.

Sal.

My Lord, here break we off; we know your Mind at full.

War.
My Heart assures me, that the Earl of Warwick
Shall one day make the Duke of York a King.

York.
And Nevil, this I do assure my self,
Richard shall live to make the Earl of Warwick
The greatest Man in England, but the King.
[Exeunt. Sound Trumpets. Enter King Henry, and State, with Guard, to banish the Dutchess.

K. Henry.
Stand forth, Dame Eleanor Cobham,
Glo'ster's Wife:
In sight of God, and us, your Guilt is great,
Receive the sentence of the Law for sin,
Such as by God's Book are adjudg'd to death,
You four from hence to Prison, back again
From thence, unto the place of Execution;
The Witch in Smithfield shall be burn'd to Ashes,
And you three shall be strangled on the Gallows.
You Madam, for you are more nobly born,
Despoyled of your Honour in your Life,

-- 1479 --


Shall after three Days open Penance done,
Live in your Country here, in Banishment,
With Sir John Stanley, in the Isle of Man.

Elean.

Welcome is Banishment, welcome were my Death.

Glo.
Eleanor, the Law thou seest hath judged thee;
I cannot justifie, whom the Law condemns.
Mine Eyes are full of Tears, my Heart of Grief.
Ah Humphry, this dishonour in thine Age,
Will bring thy Head with sorrow to the Ground.
I beseech your Majesty give me leave to go;
Sorrow would solace, and mine Age would ease.

K. Henry.
Stay Humphry, Duke of Glo'ster;
E'er thou go, give up thy Staff,
Henry will to himself Protector be,
And God shall be my Hope, my Stay, my Guide,
And Lanthorn to my Feet.
And go in peace, Humphry, no less belov'd,
Than when thou wert Protector to thy King.

Q. Mar.
I see no reason, why a King of years
Should be to be protected like a Child:
God and King Henry govern England's Realm:
Give up your Staff, Sir, and the King his Realm,

Glo.
My Staff? Here, noble Henry, is my Staff:
As willingly do I the same resign,
As e'er thy Father Henry made it mine;
And even as willingly at thy feet I leave it,
As others would ambitiously receive it.
Farewel good King; when I am dead and gone,
May honourable Peace attend thy Throne. [Exit Glo'ster.

Q. Mar.
Why now is Henry King, and Margaret Queen.
And Humphry, Duke of Glo'ster, scarce himself,
That bears so shrewd a maim; two Pulls at once;
His Lady banish'd, and a Limb lopt off,
This Staff of Honour raught, there let it stand,
Where best it fits to be, in Henry's Hand.

Suf.
Thus droops this lofty Pine, and hangs his sprayes,
Thus Eleanor's Pride dies in her younger days.

York.
Lords, let him go. Please it your Majesty,
This is the day appointed for the Combate,

-- 1480 --


And ready are the Appellant and Defendant,
The Armourer and his Man, to enter the Lists,
So please your Highness to behold the Fight.

Q. Mar.
Ay, good my Lord; for purposely therefore
Left I the Court, to see this Quarrel try'd.

K. Henry.
A God's Name see the Lists and all things fit,
Here let them end it, and God defend the right.

York.
I never saw a Fellow worse bestead,
Or more afraid to fight, than is the Appellant,
The Servant of this Armourer, my Lords.
Enter at one Door the Armorer and his Neighbours, drinking to him so much, that he is drunk; and he enters with a Drum before him, and his Staff with a Sand-bag fastned to it; and at the other Door his Man, with a Drum and a Sand-bag, and Prentices drinking to him.

1 Neigh.

Here, Neighbour Horner, I drink to you in a Cup of Sack; and fear not, Neighbour, you shall do well enough.

2 Neigh.

And here, Neighbour, here's a Cup of Charneco.

3 Neigh.

And here's a Pot of good double Beer, Neighbour; drink, and fear not your Man.

Arm.

Let it come i'faith, and I'll pledge you all, and a Fig for Peter.

1 Pren.

Here Peter, I drink to thee, and be not afraid.

2 Pren.

Be merry, Peter, and fear not thy Master; fight for the credit of the Prentices.

Peter.

I thank you all; drink, and pray for me, I pray you, for I think I have taken my last Draught in this World. Here Robin, if I die, I give thee my Apron; and Will, thou shalt have my Hammer; and here, Tom, take all the Mony that I have. O Lord bless me, I pray God, for I am never able to deal with my Master, he hath learn'd so much to fence already.

Sal.
Come, leave your drinking, and fall to blows.
Sirrah, what's thy Name?

Peter.
Peter, forsooth.

Sal.
Peter? what more?

Peter.
Thump.

Sal.
Thump? Then see thou thump thy Master well.

-- 1481 --

Arm.

Masters, I am come hither as it were upon my Man's Instigation, to prove him a Knave, and my self an honest Man: And touching the Duke of York, I will take my Death, I never meant him any ill, nor the King nor the Queen, and therefore Peter have at thee with a downright Blow.

York.
Dispatch, this Knave's Tongue begins to double.
Sound Trumpets, Alarum to the Combatants.
[They fight, and Peter strikes him down.

Arm.

Hold Peter, hold; I confess, I confess Treason.

York.

Take away his Weapon: Fellow, thank God, and the good Wine in thy Master's way.

Peter.

O God, have I overcome mine Enemy in this presence? O Peter, thou hast prevail'd in right.

K. Henry.
Go, take hence that Traitor from our sight,
For by his death we do perceive his guilt.
And God in Justice hath reveal'd to us
The Truth and Innocence of this poor Fellow,
Which he had thought to have murther'd wrongfully.
Come Fellow, follow us for thy Reward.
[Exeunt. Enter Duke Humphry and his Men, in Mourning Cloaks.

Glo.
Thus sometimes hath the brightest day a Cloud;
And after Summer, evermore succeeds
Barren Winter, with his wrathful nipping Cold;
So Cares and Joys abound, as Seasons fleet.
Sirs, what's a Clock?

Serv.
Ten, my Lord.

Glo.
Ten is the hour that was appointed me,
To watch the coming of my punish'd Dutchess:
Unneath may she endure the flinty Streets,
To tread them with her tender-feeling Feet.
Sweet Nell, ill can thy Noble Mind a-brook
The abject People gazing on thy Face,
With envious Looks still laughing at thy Shame,
That erst did follow thy proud Chariot-Wheels,
When thou didst ride in Triumph thro' the Streets.
But soft, I think she comes, and I'll prepare
My Tear-stain'd Eyes, to see her Miseries.
Enter the Dutchess in a white Sheet, and a Taper burning in her Hand, with a Sheriff and Officers.

Serv.
So please your Grace, we'll take her from the Sheriff.

-- 1482 --

Glo.
No, stir not for your lives, let her pass by.

Elean.
Come you, my Lord, to see my open Shame?
Now thou dost Penance too. Look how they gaze,
See how the giddy multitude do point,
And nod their Heads, and throw their Eyes on thee.
Ah Glo'ster, hide thee from their hateful Looks,
And in thy Closet pent up, rue my Shame,
And ban our Enemies, both mine and thine.

Glo.
Be patient, gentle Nell, forget this Grief.

Elean.
Ah Glo'ster, teach me to forget my self:
For whilst I think I am thy married Wife,
And thou a Prince, Protector of this Land,
Methinks I should not thus be led along,
Mail'd up in Shame, with Papers on my Back,
And follow'd with a Rabble, that rejoice
To see my Tears, and hear my deep-set Groans.
The ruthless Flint doth cut my tender Feet,
And when I start the envious People laugh,
And bid me be advised how I tread.
Ah Humphry, can I bear this shameful Yoak?
Trowest thou, that e'er I'll look upon the World,
Or count them happy that enjoy the Sun?
No: Dark shall be my Light, and Night my Day.
To think upon my Pomp, shall be my Hell.
Sometime I'll say I am Duke Humphry's Wife,
And he a Prince, and Ruler of the Land:
Yet so he Rul'd, and such a Prince he was,
As he stood by, whilst I, his forlorn Dutchess,
Was made a Wonder, and a pointing Stock
To every idle Rascal Follower.
But be thou mild, and blush not at my Shame,
Nor stir at nothing, 'till the Axe of Death
Hang over thee, as sure it shortly will.
For Suffolk, he that can do all in all
With her, that hateth thee, and hates us all,
And York, and impious Beauford, that false Priest,
Have all lim'd Bushes to betray thy Wings,
And fly thou how thou canst, they'll tangle thee:
But fear thou not until thy Foot be snar'd,
Nor ever seek prevention of thy Foes.

-- 1483 --

Glo.
Ah, Nell, forbear; thou aimest all awry.
I must offend before I be attainted:
And had I twenty times so many Foes,
And each of them had twenty times their Power,
All these could not procure me any scathe,
So long as I am Loyal, True, and Crimeless.
Wouldst have me rescue thee from this Reproach?
Why yet thy Scandal were not wip'd away,
But I in danger for the breach of Law.
Thy greatest help is quiet, gentle Nell:
I pray thee sort thy Heart to patience,
These few Days wonder will be quickly worn.
Enter a Herald.

Her.
I summon your Grace to his Majesty's Parliament
Holden at Bury, the first of this next Month.

Glo.
And my consent ne'er ask'd herein before?
This is close dealing. Well, I will be there;
My Nell, I take my leave: And Master Sheriff,
Let not her Penance exceed the King's Commission.

Sher.
And't please your Grace, here my Commission stays:
And Sir John Stanly is appointed now,
To take her with him to the Isle of Man.

Glo.
Must you, Sir John, protect my Lady here?

Stanly.
So am I given in charge, may't please your Grace.

Glo.
Entreat her not the worse, in that, I pray
You use her well; the World may laugh again,
And I may live to do you kindness, if you do it her.
And so, Sir John; farewel.

Elean.
What gone, my Lord, and bid me not farewel.

Glo.
Witness my Tears, I cannot stay to speak. [Exit Gloucester.

Elean.
Art thou gone too? all Comfort go with thee,
For none abides with me; my Joy is Death;
Death, at whose Name I oft have been afear'd,
Because I wish'd this World's Eternity.
Stanly, I prethee go, and take me hence,
I care not whither, for I beg no Favour;
Only convey me where thou art commanded.

Stan.
Why Madam, that is to the Isle of Man,
There to be us'd according to your State.

-- 1484 --

Elean.
That's bad enough, for I am but Reproach:
And shall I then be us'd reproachfully?

Stan.
No; like a Dutchess, and Duke Humphry's Lady,
According to that State you shall be us'd.

Elean.
Sheriff farewel, and better, than I, fare,
Although thou hast been Conduct of my Shame.

Sher.
It is my Office, and, Madam, pardon me.

Elean.
Ay, ay, farewel, thy Office is discharg'd.
Come Stanly, shall we go?

Stan.
Madam, your Penance done,
Throw off this Sheet,
And go we to attire you for our Journey.

Elean.
My Shame will not be shifted with my Sheet:
No, it will hang upon my richest Robes,
And shew it self, attire me how I can.
Go, lead the way, I long to see my Prison.
[Exeunt. Enter King Henry, Queen. Cardinal, Suffolk, York, Buckingham, Salisbury and Warwick, to the Parliament.

K. Henry.
I muse my Lord of Glo'ster is not come:
'Tis not his wont to be the hindmost Man,
Whate'er occasion keeps him from us now.

Q. Mar.
Can you not see? or will ye not observe
The strangeness of his alter'd Countenance?
With what a Majesty he bears himself,
How Insolent of late he is become,
How proud, how peremptory and unlike himself!
We know the time since he was Mild and Affable,
And if we did but glance a far-off Look,
Immediately he was upon his Knee,
That all the Court admir'd him for Submission.
But meet him now, and be it in the Morn,
When every one will give the time of Day,
He knits his Brow, and shews an angry Eye,
And passeth by with stiff unbowed Knee,
Disdaining Duty that to us belongs.
Small Curs are not regarded when they grin,
But Great Men tremble when the Lion roars,
And Humphry is no little Man in England.
First note, that he is near you in Descent,
And should you fall, he is the next will mount.
Me seemeth then, it is no Policy,

-- 1485 --


Respecting what a Rancorous Mind he bears,
And his advantage following your decease,
That he should come about your Royal Person,
Or be admitted to your Highness Council.
By Flattery hath he won the Commons Hearts:
And when he please to make Commotion,
'Tis to be fear'd they all will follow him.
Now 'tis the Spring, and Weeds are shallow rooted,
Suffer them now, and they'll o'er-grow the Garden,
And choak the Herbs for want of Husbandry.
The reverent Care I bear unto my Lord,
Made me collect these dangers in the Duke.
If it be fond, call it a Woman's fear:
Which fear, if better Reasons can supplant,
I will subscribe, and say I wrong'd the Duke.
My Lord of Suffolk, Buckingham, and York,
Reprove my Allegation, if you can,
Or else conclude my Words effectual.

Suf.
Well hath your Highness seen into this Duke:
And had I first been put to speak my Mind,
I think I should have told your Grace's Tale.
The Dutchess, by his Subornation,
Upon my Life began her devilish Practices:
Or if he were not privy to these Faults,
Yet by repeating of this high Descent,
As next the King, he was successive Heir,
And such high Vaunts of his Nobility,
Did instigate the Bedlam brain-sick Dutchess,
By wicked means to frame our Sovereign's Fall.
Smooth runs the Water where the Brook is deep.
And in his simple shew he harbours Treason.
The Fox barks not when he would steal the Lamb.
No, no, my Sovereign, Glo'ster is a Man
Unsounded yet, and full of deep Deceit.

Car.
Did he not, contrary to form of Law,
Devise strange Deaths, for small Offences done?

York.
And did he not, in his Protectorship,
Levy great sums of Mony through the Realm,
For Soldiers pay in France, and never sent it?
By means of which the Towns each day revolted.

-- 1486 --

Buck.
Tut, these are petty faults to faults unknown,
Which time will bring to light in smooth Duke Humphry.

K. Henry.
My Lords at once; the care you have of us,
To mow down Thorns that would annoy our Foot,
Is worthy Praise; but shall I speak my Conscience,
Our Kinsman Glo'ster is as innocent
From meaning Treason to our Royal Person,
As is the sucking Lamb, or harmless Dove:
The Duke is virtuous, mild, and too well given,
To dream on Evil, or to work my Downfal.

Q. Mar.
Ah! what's more dangerous, than this fond affiance?
Seems he a Dove? His Feathers are but borrow'd,
For he is disposed as the hateful Raven.
Is he a Lamb? His Skin was surely lent him,
For he's inclin'd as is the ravenous Wolf.
Who cannot steal a shape that means deceit?
Take heed, my Lord, the welfare of us all,
Hangs on the cutting short that fraudful Man.
Enter Somerset.

Som.
All Health unto my gracious Sovereign.

K. Henry.
Welcome, Lord Somerset; what News from France?

Som.
That all our Interest in those Territories,
Is utterly bereft you; all is lost.

K. Henry.
Cold News Lord Somerset; but God's Will be done.

York.
Cold News for me; for I had hope of France,
As firmly as I hop'd for fertile England.
Thus are my Blossoms blasted in the Bud,
And Caterpillars eat my Leaves away.
But I will remedy this gear e'er long,
Or sell my Title for a glorious Grave.
[Aside. Enter Gloucester.

Glo.
All happiness unto my Lord the King:
Pardon, my Liege, that I have staid so long.

Suf.
Nay, Glo'ster, know that thou art come too soon,
Unless thou wert more Loyal than thou art;
I do arrest thee of High Treason here.

Glo.
Well Suffolk, yet thou shalt not see me blush,
Nor change my Countenance for this Arrest:
A Heart unspotted is not easily daunted.
The purest Spring is not so free from Mud,
As I am clear from Treason to my Sovereign.

-- 1487 --


Who can accuse me? wherein am I guilty?

York.
'Tis thought, my Lord,
That you took Bribes of France,
And being Protector, staid the Soldiers Pay,
By means whereof his Highness hath lost France.

Glo.
Is it but thought so?
What are they that think it?
I never robb'd the Soldiers of their Pay,
Nor never had one penny Bribe from France.
So help me God, as I have watch'd the Night,
Ay, Night by Night, in studying good for England.
That Doit that e'er I wrested from the King,
Or any Groat I hoarded to my use,
Be brought against me at my Trial day.
No; many a Pound of my own proper store,
Because I would not tax the needy Commons,
Have I disbursed to the Garrisons,
And never ask'd for Restitution.

Car.
It serves you well, my Lord, to say so much.

Glo.
I say no more than Truth, so help me God.

York.
In your Protectorship you did devise
Strange Tortures for Offenders, never heard of,
That England was defam'd by Tyranny.

Glo.
Why 'tis well known, that whiles I was Protector,
Pity was all the fault that was in me:
For I should melt at an Offender's Tears,
And lowly Words were ransom for their fault:
Unless it were a bloody Murtherer,
Or foul felonious Thief, that fleec'd poor Passengers,
I never gave them condign Punishment.
Murther indeed, that bloody Sin, I tortur'd
Above the Felon, or what Trespass else.

Suf.
My Lord, these faults are easie, quickly answer'd:
But mightier Crimes are laid unto your Charge,
Whereof you cannot easily purge your self.
I do arrest you in his Highness Name,
And here commit you to my Lord Cardinal
To keep, until your further time of Trial.

K. Henry.
My Lord of Glo'ster, 'tis my special hope,
That you will clear your self from all suspicion,
My Conscience tells me you are Innocent.

-- 1488 --

Glo.
Ah gracious Lord, these days are dangerous:
Virtue is choak'd with foul Ambition,
And Charity chac'd hence by Rancor's Hand;
Foul Subornation is predominant,
And Equity exil'd your Highness Land.
I know, their Complot is to have my Life:
And if my Death might make this Island happy,
And prove the period of their Tyranny,
I would expend it with all willingness.
But mine is made the Prologue to their Play:
For thousands more, that yet suspect no peril,
Will not conclude their plotted Tragedy.
Beauford's red sparkling Eyes blab his Heart's malice,
And Suffolk's cloudy Brow his stormy hate;
Sharp Buckingham unburthens with his Tongue
The envious load that lyes upon his Heart:
And dogged York, that reaches at the Moon,
Whose over-weening Arm I have pluck'd back,
By false accuse doth level at my Life.
And you, my Sovereign Lady, with the rest,
Causeless have laid Disgraces on my Head,
And with your best endeavour have stirr'd up
My liefest Liege to be mine Enemy:
Ay, all of you have laid your Heads together,
My self had notice of your Conventicles,
And all to make away my guiltless Life.
I shall not want false Witness to condemn me,
Nor store of Treasons to augment my Guilt:
The ancient Proverb will be well effected,
A Staff is quickly found to beat a Dog.

Car.
My Liege, his railing is intolerable.
If those that care to keep your Royal Person
From Treason's secret Knife, and Traitor's Rage,
Be thus upbraided, chid and rated at,
And the Offender granted scope of Speech,
'Twill make them cool in Zeal unto your Grace.

Suf.
Hath he not twit our Sovereign Lady here
With ignominious Words, though Clarkly coucht?
As if she had suborned some to swear
False Allegations to o'erthrow his State.

Q. Mar.
But I can give the Loser leave to chide.

-- 1489 --

Glo.
Far truer spoke than meant; I lose indeed,
Beshrew the winners, for they play'd me false;
And well such Losers may have leave to speak.

Buck.
He'll wrest the sense, and hold us here all day.
Lord Cardinal, he is your Prisoner.

Car.
Sirs, take away the Duke, and guard him sure.

Glo.
Ah, thus King Henry throws away his Crutch,
Before his Legs be firm to bear his Body;
Thus is the Shepherd beaten from thy side,
And Wolves are gnarling, who shall gnaw thee first.
Ah that my fear were false, ah that it were;
For good King Henry, thy Decay I fear.
[Exit.

K. Henry.
My Lords, what to your Wisdom seemeth best,
Do or undo, as if our self were here.

Q. Mar.
What, will your Highness leave the Parliament?

K. Henry.
Ay Margaret: My Heart is drown'd with Grief,
Whose Flood begins to flow within my Eyes;
My Body round engirt with Misery;
For what's more miserable than Discontent?
Ah Uncle, Humphry, in thy Face I see
The Map of Honour, Truth, and Loyalty:
And yet, good Humphry, is the hour to come,
That e'er I prov'd thee false, or fear'd thy Faith.
What lowring Star now envies thy estate?
That these great Lords, and Margaret our Queen,
Do seek subversion of thy harmless Life,
That never didst them wrong, nor no Man wrong:
And as the Butcher takes away the Calf,
And binds the Wretch, and beats it when it strays,
Bearing it to the bloody Slaughter-house;
Even so remorsless have they born him hence:
And as the Dam runs lowing up and down,
Looking the way her harmless young one went,
And can do nought but wail her Darling's loss;
Even so my self bewails good Glo'ster's case,
With sad unhelpful Tears; and with dim'd Eyes,
Look after him, and cannot do him good:
So mighty are his vowed Enemies.
His Fortunes I will weep, and 'twixt each Groan,
Say, who's a Traitor? Glo'ster he is none.
[Exit.

-- 1490 --

Q. Mar.
Free Lords:
Cold Snow melts with the Sun's hot Beams,
Henry, my Lord, is cold in great Affairs,
Too full of foolish pity; and Glo'ster's shew
Beguiles him, as the mournful Crocodile
With sorrow snares relenting Passengers:
Or as the Snake, roll'd in a flowry Bank,
With shining checker'd Slough, doth sting a Child,
That for the Beauty thinks it excellent.
Believe me, Lords, were none more wise than I,
And yet herein I judge my own Wit good,
This Glo'ster should be quickly rid the World,
To rid us from the fear we have of him.

Car.
That he should die, is worthy policy,
But yet we want a colour for his Death:
'Tis meet he be condemn'd by course of Law.

Suf.
But in my Mind, that were no policy;
The King will labour still to save his Life,
The Commons haply rise to save his Life;
And yet we have but trivial Argument,
More than Mistrust, that shews him worthy Death.

York.
So that by this, you would not have him die,

Suf.
Ah York, no Man alive, so fain as I.

York.
'Tis York that hath more reason for his Death.
But my Lord Cardinal, and you my Lord of Suffolk,
Say as you think, and speak it from your Souls:
Wer't not all one, an empty Eagle were set
To guard the Chicken from a hungry Kite,
As place Duke Humphry for the King's Protector?

Q. Mar.
So the poor Chicken should be sure of Death.

Suf.
Madam, 'tis true; and wer't not madness then,
To make the Fox Surveyor of the Fold?
Who being accus'd a crafty Murtherer,
His Guilt should be but idly posted over,
Because his purpose is not executed.
No; let him die, in that he is a Fox,
By Nature prov'd an Enemy to the Flock,
Before his Chaps be stain'd with Crimson Blood,
As Humphry prov'd by Reasons to my Liege.
And do not stand on Quillets how to slay him:
Be it by Ginns, by Snares, by Subtilty.

-- 1491 --


Sleeping, or waking, 'tis no matter how,
So he be dead; for that is good deceit
Which mates him first, that first intends deceit.

Q. Mar.
Thrice noble Suffolk, 'tis resolutely spoke.

Suf.
Not resolute, except so much were done;
For things are often spoke, and seldom meant;
But that my Heart accordeth with my Tongue,
Seeing the deed is meritorious,
And to preserve my Sovereign from his Foe,
Say but the word, and I will be his Priest.

Car.
But I would have him dead, my Lord of Suffolk,
E'er you can take due Orders for a Priest:
Say you consent, and censure well the Deed,
And I'll provide his Executioner,
I tender so the safety of my Liege.

Suf.
Here is my Hand, the Deed is worthy doing.

Q. Mar.
And so say I.

York.
And I; and now we three have spoke it,
It skills not greatly who impugns our doom.
Enter a Post.

Post.
Great Lords, from Ireland am I come ama in
To signifie that Rebels there are up,
And put the Englishmen unto the Sword;
Send Succours, Lords, and stop the Rage betime,
Before the Wound do grow incurable;
For being green, there is great hope of help.

Car.
A Breach that craves a quick expedient stop.
What Counsel give you in this weighty Cause?

York.
That Somerset be sent a Regent thither:
'Tis meet the lucky Ruler be imploy'd,
Witness the Fortune he hath had in France.

Som.
If York, with all his far-set Policy,
Had been the Regent there, instead of me,
He never would have staid in France so long.

York.
No, not to lose it all, as thou hast done.
I rather would have lost my Life betimes,
Than bring a burthen of Dishonour home,
By staying there so long, 'till all were lost.
Shew me one Scar character'd on thy Skin:
Mens Flesh preserv'd so whole, do seldom win.

-- 1492 --

Q. Mar.
Nay then, this spark will prove a raging Fire,
If Wind and Fuel be brought to feed it with:
No more, good York; sweet Somerset be still.
Thy fortune, York, hadst thou been Regent there,
Might haply have prov'd far worse than his.

York.
What, worse than naught? nay, then a shame take all.

Som.
And in the number, thee that wishest Shame.

Car.
My Lord of York, try what your Fortune is.
Th' uncivil Kerns of Ireland are in Arms,
And temper Clay with Blood of Englishmen.
To Ireland will you lead a Band of Men,
Collected choicely, from each Country some,
And try your hap against the Irishmen?

York.
I will, my Lord, so please his Majesty.

Suf.
Why, our Authority is his Consent,
And what we do establish he confirms;
Then, Noble York, take thou this task in hand.

York.
I am content: Provide me Soldiers, Lords.
Whiles I take Order for mine own Affairs.

Suf.
A charge, Lord York, that I will see perform'd.
But now return we to the false Duke Humphry.

Car.
No more of him; for I will deal with him,
That henceforth he shall trouble us no more:
And so break off, the Day is almost spent,
Lord Suffolk, you and I must talk of that Event.

York.
My Lord of Suffolk, within fourteen Days
At Bristol I expect my Soldiers,
For there I'll Ship them all for Ireland.

Suf.
I'll see it truly done, my Lord of York.
[Exeunt. Manet York.

York.
Now York, or never, steel thy fearful Thoughts,
And change Misdoubt to Resolution:
Be that thou hop'st to be, or what thou art
Resign to Death, it is not worth th' enjoying:
Let pale-fac'd Fear keep with the mean-born Man,
And find no harbour in a Royal Heart.
Faster than Spring-time showers, comes thought on thought,
And not a thought, but thinks on Dignity.
My Brain, more busie than the labouring Spider,
Weaves tedious Snares to trap mine Enemies.
Well Nobles, well; 'tis politickly done,

-- 1493 --


To send me packing with an Host of Men:
I fear me, you but warm the starved Snake,
Who cherish'd in your Breasts, will sting your Hearts.
'Twas Men I lack'd, and you will give them me;
I take it kindly; yet be well assur'd,
You put sharp Weapons in a mad Man's Hands.
Whilst I in Ireland nourish a mighty Band,
I will stir up in England some black Storm,
Shall blow ten thousand Souls to Heaven or Hell:
And this fell Tempest shall not cease to rage,
Until the golden Circuit on my Head
Like to the glorious Sun's transparent Beams,
Do calm the fury of this mad-brain'd Flaw.
And for a Minister of my intent,
I have seduc'd a headstrong Kentish Man,
John Cade of Ashford,
To make Commotion, as full well he can,
Under the Title of John Mortimer.
In Ireland have I seen this stubborn Cade
Oppose himself against a Troop of Kerns,
And fought so long, 'till that his Thighs with Darts
Were almost like a sharp-quill'd Porcupine:
And in the end being rescued, I have seen
Him caper upright, like a wild Morisco,
Shaking the bloody Darts, as he his Bells.
Full often, like a shag-hair'd crafty Kern,
Hath he conversed with the Enemy,
And undiscovered come to me again,
And given me notice of their Villanies.
This Devil, here, shall be my Substitute;
For that John Mortimer, which is now dead,
In Face, in Gate, in Speech he doth resemble.
By this I shall perceive the Commons Mind,
How they affect the House and Claim of York.
Say he be taken, rack'd and tortured;
I know no pain they can inflict upon him,
Will make him say, I mov'd him to those Arms.
Say that he thrive, as 'tis great like he will,
Why then from Ireland come I with my strength,
And reap the Harvest which that Rascal sow'd:

-- 1494 --


For Humphry being dead, as he shall be,
And Henry put a-part; the next for me. [Exit. Enter two or three running over the Stage, from the Murther of Duke Humphry.

1.
Run to my Lord of Suffolk; let him know
We have dispatch'd the Duke, as he commanded.

2.
Oh that it were to do: What have we done?
Didst ever hear a Man so penitent?
Enter Suffolk.

1.
Here comes my Lord.

Suf.
Now, Sirs, have you dispatcht this thing?

1.
Ay, my good Lord, he's dead.

Suf.
Why, that's well said. Go, get you to my House,
I will reward you for this venturous Deed:
The King and all the Peers are here at hand.
Have you laid fair the Bed? are all things well,
According as I gave Directions?

1.
Yes, my good Lord.

Suf.
Away, be gone.
[Exeunt. Enter King Henry, the Queen, Cardinal, Suffolk, Somerset, with Attendants.

K. Henry.
Go call our Uncle to our presence straight:
Say we intend to try his Grace to day,
If he be guilty, as 'tis published.

Suf.
I'll call him presently, my Noble Lord.
[Exit.

K. Henry.
Lords take your Places; and I pray you all
Proceed no straiter 'gainst our Uncle Glo'ster,
Than from true evidence of good esteem,
He be approv'd in practice culpable.

Q. Mar.
God forbid any Malice should prevail,
That faultless may condemn a Nobleman:
Pray God he may acquit him of Suspicion.

K. Henry.
I thank thee Nell, these Words content me much. Enter Suffolk.
How now? why look'st thou pale? why tremblest thou?
Where is our Unkle? what's the matter, Suffolk?

Suf.
Dead in his Bed, my Lord, Glo'ster is dead.

Q. Mar.
Marry God forfend.

Car.
God's secret Judgment: I did dream to Night,
The Duke was dumb, and could not speak a word.
[K. swoons.

Q. Mar.
How fares my Lord? Help Lords, the King is dead.

Som.
Rear up his Body, wring him by the Nose.

-- 1495 --

Q. Mar.
Run, go, help, help: Oh Henry, ope thine Eyes.

Suf.
He doth revive again, Madam be patient.

K. Henry.
Oh Heavenly God!

Q. Mar.
How fares my gracious Lord?

Suf.
Comfort my Sovereign, gracious Henry comfort.

K. Henry.
What, doth my Lord of Suffolk comfort me?
Came he right now to sing a Raven's Note,
Whose dismal tune bereft my vital Powers:
And thinks he, that the chirping of a Wren,
By crying Comfort from a hollow Breast,
Can chase away the first conceived sound?
Hide not thy poyson with such sugar'd Words,
Lay not thy Hands on me; forbear, I say,
Their touch affrights me as a Serpent's sting.
Thou baleful Messenger, out of my sight:
Upon thy Eye-balls murderous Tyranny
Sits in grim Majesty, to fright the World.
Look not upon me, for thine Eyes are wounding;
Yet do not go away; come, Basilisk,
And kill the innocent Gazer with thy sight:
For in the shade of Death, I shall find Joy;
In life, but double death, now Glo'ster's dead.

Q. Mar.
Why do you rate my Lord of Suffolk thus?
Although the Duke was Enemy to him,
Yet he most Christian-like laments his Death;
And for my self, Foe as he was to me,
Might liquid Tears, or heart-offending Groans,
Or blood-consuming sighs recal his Life;
I would be blind with weeping, sick with Groans,
Look pale as Pimrose, with blood-drinking sighs,
And all to have the Noble Duke alive.
What know I how the World may deem of me?
For it is known we were but hollow Friends:
It may be judg'd I made the Duke away,
So shall my Name with Slander's Tongue be wounded,
And Princes Courts be filled with Reproach:
This get I by his death: Aye me unhappy,
To be a Queen, and crown'd with Infamy.

K. Henry.
Ah woe is me for Glo'ster, wretched Man.

Q. Mar.
Be woe for me, more wretched than he is.
What, dost thou turn away and hide thy Face?

-- 1496 --


I am no loathsome Leper, look on me.
What, art thou like an Adder waxen deaf?
Be poysonous too, and kill thy forlorn Queen.
Is all thy Comfort shut in Glo'ster's Tomb?
Why then Dame Margaret was ne'er thy Joy.
Erect his Statue, and do worship to it,
And make my Image but an Ale-house sign.
Was I for this nigh wreckt upon the Sea,
And twice by aukward Wind from England's Bank
Drove back again unto my Native Clime?
What boaded this? but well fore-warning Wind
Did seem to say, Seek not a Scorpion's Nest,
Nor set a footing on this unkind Shoar,
What did I then? but curst the gentle gusts,
And he that loos'd them from their Brazen Caves,
And bid them blow towards England's blessed shoar,
Or turn our Stern upon a dreadful Rock:
Yet Æolus would not be a Murtherer,
But left that hateful Office unto thee.
The pretty vaulting Sea refus'd to drown me,
Knowing that thou wouldst have me drown'd on shoar
With Tears as salt as Sea, through thy unkindness.
The splitting Rocks cower'd in the sinking Sands,
And would not dash me with their ragged sides,
Because thy flinty Heart, more hard than they,
Might in thy Palace perish Margaret:
As far as I could ken thy Chalky Cliffs,
When from thy shoar the Tempest beat us back,
I stood upon the Hatches in the Storm,
And when the dusky Sky began to rob
My earnest gaping sight of the Land's view,
I took a costly Jewel from my Neck,
A Heart it was, bound in with Diamonds,
And threw it towards thy Land; the Sea receiv'd it,
And so I wish'd thy Body might my Heart:
And even with this I lost fair England's view,
And bid mine Eyes be packing with my Heart,
And call'd them blind and dusky Spectacles,
For losing ken of Albion's wished Coast.
How often have I tempted Suffolk's Tongue
(The Agent of thy foul Inconstancy)

-- 1497 --


To sit and watch me, as Ascanius did,
When he to madding Dido would unfold
His Father's Acts, commenc'd in burning Troy,
Am I not witcht like her? or thou not false like him?
Ah me, I can no more: Dye Margaret,
For Henry weeps, that thou didst live so long. Noise within. Enter Warwick, and many Commons.

War.
It is reported, mighty Sovereign,
That good Duke Humphry traiterously is murther'd
By Suffolk, and the Cardinal Beauford's means:
The Commons, like an angry hive of Bees
That want their Leader, scatter up and down,
And care not who they sting in his revenge.
My self have calm'd their spleenful Mutiny,
Until they hear the order of his Death.

K. Henry.
That he is dead, good Warwick, 'tis too true,
But how he died, God knows, not Henry:
Enter his Chamber, view his breathless Corps,
And comment then upon his sudden Death.

War.
That I shall do, my Liege: Stay, Salisbury,
With the rude Multitude, 'till I return.

K. Henry.
O thou that judgest all things, stay my Thoughts;
My Thoughts, that labour to persuade my Soul,
Some violent Hands were laid on Humphry's Life:
If my suspect be false, forgive me God,
For Judgment only doth belong to thee.
Fain would I go to chafe his paly Lips,
With twenty thousand Kisses, and to drain
Upon his Face an Ocean of salt Tears,
To tell my Love unto his dumb deaf Trunk,
And with my Fingers feel his Hand unfeeling:
But all in vain are these mean Obsequies. [Bed with Glo'ster's Body put forth.
And to survey his dead and earthly Image:
What were it but to make my Sorrow greater?

War.
Come hither, gracious Sovereign, view this Body.

K. Henry.
That is to see how deep my Grave is made:
For with his Soul fled all my worldly solace;
For seeing him, I see my Life is Death,

War.
As surely as my Soul intends to live
With that dread King that took our state upon him,

-- 1498 --


To free us from his Father's wrathful Curse,
I do believe that violent Hands were laid
Upon the Life of this thrice-famed Duke.

Suf.
A dreadful Oath, sworn with a solemn Tongue:
What instance gives Lord Warwick for his Vow?

War.
See how the Blood is settled in his Face.
Oft have I seen a timely parted Ghost,
Of ashy semblance, meager, pale, and bloodless,
Being all descended to the labouring Heart,
Who in the Conflict that it holds with Death,
Attracts the same for aidance 'gainst the Enemy,
Which with the Heart there cools, and ne'er returneth
To blush and beautify the Cheek again.
But see, his Face is black, and full of Blood,
His Eye-balls further out, than when he lived,
Staring full gastly, like a strangled Man;
His Hair up rear'd, his Nostrils stretch'd with strugling,
His Hands abroad display'd, as one that graspt
And tugg'd for Life, and was by strength subdued.
Look on the Sheets, his Hair, you see, is sticking;
His well-proportion'd Beard, made rough and rugged,
Like to the Summer's Corn by Tempest lodged:
It cannot be but he was murdered here,
The least of all these signs were probable.

Suf.
Why Warwick, who should do the Duke to death?
My self and Beauford had him in protection,
And we, I hope, Sirs, are no Murtherers.

War.
But both of you have vow'd Duke Humphry's death;
And you, forsooth, had the good Duke to keep:
'Tis like you would not feast him like a Friend,
And 'tis well seen he found an Enemy.

Q. Mar.
Then you belike suspect these Noblemen,
As guilty of Duke Humphry's timeless death.

War.
Who finds the Heifer dead, and bleeding fresh,
And sees fast by a Butcher with an Ax,
But will suspect 'twas he that made the slaughter?
Who finds the Partridge in the Puttock's Nest,
But may imagine how the Bird was dead,
Although the Kite soar with unbloodied Beak?
Even so suspicious is this Tragedy.

-- 1499 --

Q. Mar.
Are you the Butcher, Suffolk? where's the Knife?
Is Beauford term'd a Kite? where are his Tallons?

Suf.
I wear no Knife, to slaughter sleeping Men,
But here's a 'vengeful Sword, rusted with ease,
That shall be scoured in his rancorous Heart,
That slanders me with Murther's Crimson Badge.
Say, if thou dar'st, proud Lord of Warwickshire,
That I am faulty in Duke Humphry's death.

War.
What dares not Warwick, if false Suffolk dare him.

Q. Mar.
He dare not calm his contumelious Spirit,
Nor cease to be an arrogant Controller,
Tho' Suffolk dare him twenty thousand times.

War.
Madam be still; with reverence may I say,
For every word you speak in his behalf,
Is slander to your Royal Dignity.

Suf.
Blunt-witted Lord, ignoble in demeanour,
If ever Lady wrong'd her Lord so much,
Thy Mother took into her blameful Bed
Some stern untutor'd Churl; and noble Stock
Was graft with Crab-tree slip, whose Fruit thou art,
And never of the Nevil's Noble Race.

War.
But that the guilt of Murther bucklers thee,
And I should rob the Deaths-man of his Fee,
Quitting thee thereby of ten thousand Shames,
And that my Sovereign's presence makes me mild,
I would, false murd'rous Coward, on thy Knee
Make thee beg pardon for thy passed Speech,
And say, it was thy Mother that thou meant'st;
That thou thy self wast born in Bastardy:
And after all this fearful Homage done,
Give thee thy hire, and send thy Soul to Hell,
Pernicious Blood sucker of sleeping Men.

Suf.
Thou shalt be waking, while I shed thy Blood.
If from this presence thou dar'st go with me.

War.
Away even now, or I will drag thee hence,
Unworthy though thou art, I'll cope with thee,
And do some service to Duke Humphry's Ghost.
[Exeunt.

K. Henry.
What stronger Breast-plate than a Heart untainted?
Thrice is he arm'd, that hath his Quarrel just;
And he but naked, though lockt up in Steel,
Whose Conscience with Injustice is corrupted.
[A noise within.

-- 1500 --

Q. Mar.
What noise is this?
Enter Suffolk and Warwick, with their Weapons drawn.

K. Henry.
Why how now, Lords?
Your wrathful Weapons drawn,
Here in our presence! Dare you be so bold?
Why, what tumultuous clamour have we here?

Suf.
The trait'rous Warwick with the Men of Bury,
Set all upon me, mighty Sovereign.
Enter Salisbury.

Sal.
Sirs, stand apart, the King shall know your Mind.
Dread Lord, the Commons send you word by me,
Unless Lord Suffolk straight be put to death,
Or banished fair England's Territories,
They will by violence tear him from your Palace,
And torture him with grievous lingring death.
They say, by him the good Duke Humphry dy'd;
They say, in him they fear your Highness death;
And mere instinct of Love and Loyalty,
Free from a stubborn opposite intent,
As being thought to contradict your liking,
Makes them thus forward in his Banishment.
They say, in care of your most Royal Person,
That if your Highness should intend to sleep,
And charge that no Man should disturb your rest,
In pain of your dislike, or pain of death;
Yet notwithstanding such a strange Edict,
Where there is a Serpent seen with forked Tongue,
That slyly glided towards your Majesty,
It were but necessary you were wak'd;
Lest being suffer'd in that harmless slumber,
The mortal Worm might make the Sleep Eternal:
And therefore do they cry, though you forbid,
That they will guard you whe're you will or no,
From such fell Serpents as false Suffolk is;
With whose invenomed and fatal sting,
Your loving Uncle, twenty times his worth,
They say, is shamefully bereft of Life.

Commons within.
An Answer from the King, my Lord of Salisbury.

Suf.
'Tis like the Commons, rude unpolisht Hinds,
Could send such Message to their Sovereign:
But you, my Lord, were glad to be employ'd,

-- 1501 --


To shew how queint an Orator you are.
But all the honour Salisbury hath won,
Is, that he was the Lord Ambassador
Sent from a sort of Tinkers to the King.

Within.

An answer from the King, or we will all break in.

K. Henry.
Go Salisbury, and tell them all from me,
I thank them for their tender loving care,
And had I not been cited so by them,
Yet sure my Thoughts do hourly prophesie
Mischance unto my State by Suffolk's means.
And therefore by his Majesty I swear,
Whose far-unworthy Deputy I am,
He shall not breathe infection in this Air,
But three Days longer, on the pain of death.

Q. Mar.
Oh Henry, let me plead for gentle Suffolk.

K. Henry.
Ungentle Queen, to call him gentle Suffolk.
No more, I say; if thou dost plead for him,
Thou wilt but add increase unto my Wrath.
Had I but said, I would have kept my word;
But when I swear it is irrevocable:
If after three Days space thou here be'st found,
On any ground that I am Ruler of,
The World shall not be Ransome for thy Life.
Come Warwick, come good Warwick, go with me;
I have great matters to impart to thee.
[Exit.

Q. Mar.
Mischance and Sorrow go along with you,
Hearts Discontent, and four Affliction,
Be Play-fellows to keep you company:
There's two of you, the Devil made a third,
And three-fold Vengeance tend upon your steps.

Suf.
Cease, gentle Queen, these Execrations,
And let thy Suffolk take his heavy leave.

Q. Mar.
Fie coward Woman, and soft-hearted wretch,
Hast thou not Spirit to curse thine Enemy?

Suf.

A Plague upon them; wherefore shoud I curse them?


Would Curses kill, as doth the Mandrakes groan,
I would invent as bitter searching terms,
As curst, as harsh, and horrible to hear,
Deliver'd strongly through my fixed Teeth,

-- 1502 --


With full as many signs of deadly Hate,
As lean-fac'd Envy in her loathsome Cave.
My Tongue should stumble in mine earnest words,
Mine Eyes should sparkle like the beaten Flint,
Mine Hair be fixt an end, as one distract:
Ay, every Joint should seem to Curse and Ban,
And even now my burthen'd Heart would break,
Should I not curse them. Poison be their Drink,
Gall, worse than Gall, the daintiest that they taste,
Their sweetest shade, a Grove of Cypress Trees,
Their chiefest Prospect, murd'ring Basilisks,
Their softest Touch, as smart as Lizards stings,
Their Musick, frightful as the Serpents hiss,
And boading Screech-Owls, make the Consort full.
And the foul Terrors in dark-seated Hell—

Q. Mar.
Enough, sweet Suffolk, thou torment'st thy self,
And these dread Curses, like the Sun 'gainst Glass,
Or like an overcharged Gun, recoil,
And turn the force of them upon thy self.

Suf.
You bade me ban, and will you bid me leave?
Now by the ground that I am banish'd from,
Well could I curse away a Winter's Night,
Though standing naked on a Mountain top,
Where biting Cold would never let Grass grow,
And think it but a minute spent in sport.

Q. Mar.
Oh, let me intreat thee cease, give me thy hand,
That I may dew it with my mournful Tears;
Nor let the Rain of Heav'n wet this place,
To wash away my woful Monuments.
Oh, could this kiss be printed in thy Hand,
That thou might'st think upon these by the Seal,
Through whom a thousand Sighs are breath'd for thee.
So get thee gone, that I may know my Grief,
'Tis but surmiz'd whilst thou art standing by,
As one that Surfeits, thinking on a want:
I will repeal thee, or be well assur'd,
Adventure to be banished my self:
And banished I am, if but from thee
Go, speak not to me; even now be gone—
Oh go not yet—Even thus, two Friends condemn'd
Embrace, and kiss, and take ten thousand Leaves,

-- 1503 --


Loather a hundred times to part than die:
Yet now farewel, and farewel Life with thee.

Suf.
Thus is poor Suffolk ten times banished,
Once by the King, and three times thrice by thee.
'Tis not the Land I care for, wert thou hence,
A Wilderness is populous enough,
So Suffolk had thy heavenly Company,
For where thou art, there is the World it self,
With every several Pleasure in the World:
And where thou art not, Desolation.
I can no more—Live thou to joy thy Life;
My self no Joy in ought, but that thou liv'st.
Enter Vaux.

Q Mar.

Whither goes Vaux so fast? what News, I prithee?

Vaux.
To signifie unto his Majesty,
That Cardinal Beauford is at the point of death:
For suddenly a grievous Sickness took him,
That makes him gasp, and stare, and catch the Air,
Blaspheming God, and cursing Men on Earth.
Sometimes he talks, as if Duke Humphry's Ghost
Were by his side; sometimes he calls the King,
And whispers to his Pillow, as to him,
The secrets of his over-charged Soul:
And I am sent to tell his Majesty,
That even now he cries aloud for him.

Q. Mar.
Go tell this heavy Message to the King. [Exit.
Ay me! what is this World? what News are these?
But wherefore grieve I at an hours poor loss,
Omitting Suffolk's Exile, my Soul's Treasure?
Why only, Suffolk, mourn I not for thee,
And with the Southern Clouds, contend in tears?
Theirs for the Earths increase; mine for my Sorrows.
Now get thee hence, the King thou know'st is coming,
If thou be found by me, thou art but dead.

Suf.
If I depart from thee, I cannot live,
And in thy sight to die, what were it else,
But like a pleasant slumber in thy lap?
Here could I breathe my Soul into the Air,
As mild and gentle, as the Cradle-babe,

-- 1504 --


Dying with Mother's Dug between its Lips.
Where, from thy sight, I should be raging mad,
And cry out for thee to close up mine Eyes;
To have thee with thy Lips to stop my Mouth;
So shouldst thou either turn my flying Soul,
Or I should breathe it so into thy Body,
And then it lives in sweet Elysium.
To die by thee, were but to die in jest,
From thee to die, were torture more than death;
Oh let me stay, befal what may befal.

Q. Mar.
Away; though parting be a fretful Corrosive,
It is applied to a deathful wound.
To France, sweet Suffolk; let me hear from thee:
For wheresoe'er thou art in this World's Globe,
I'll have an Iris that shall find thee out.

Suf.
I go.

Q. Mar.
And take my Heart with thee.

Suf.
A Jewel lock'd into the woful'st Casket
That ever did contain a thing of worth,
Even as a splitted Bark, so sunder we;
This way fall I to death.

Q. Mar.
This way for me.
[Exeunt severally. Enter King Henry, Salisbury, and Warwick, to the Cardinal in Bed.

K. Henry.

How fares my Lord? Speak Beauford to thy Soveraign.

Car.
If thou beest Death, I'll give thee England's Treasure,
Enough to purchase such another Island,
So thou wilt let me live, and feel no pain.

K. Henry.
Ah, what a sign it is of evil Life,
Where Death's approach is seen so terrible!

War.
Beauford, it is thy Soveraign speaks to thee.

Car.
Bring me unto my Trial when you will.
Dy'd he not in his Bed? where should he die?
Can I make Men live where they will or no?
Oh torture me no more, I will confess—
Alive again? Then shew me where he is:
I'll give a thousand Pound to look upon him—
He hath no Eyes, the Dust hath blinded them:
Combe down his Hair; look, look, it stands upright,

-- 1505 --


Like Lime-twigs set to catch my winged Soul:
Give me some drink, and bid th' Apothecary
Bring the strong Poison that I bought of him.

K. Henry.
O thou eternal Mover of the Heav'ns,
Look with a gentle Eye upon this Wretch,
Oh beat away the busie medling Fiend,
That lays strong Siege unto this Wretch's Soul,
And from his Bosom purge this black despair.

War.
See how the Pangs of death do make him grin.

Sal.
Disturb him not, let him pass peaceably.

K. Henry.
Peace to his Soul, if God's good pleasure be.
Lord Card'nal, if thou think'st on Heav'n's bliss,
Hold up thy Hand, make signal of thy hope.
He dies, and makes no Sign: Oh God forgive him.

War.
So bad a Death argues a monstrous Life.

K. Henry.
Forbear to judge, for we are Sinners all.
Close up his Eyes, and draw the Curtain close,
And let us all to Meditation.
[Exeunt. Alarum. Fight at Sea. Ordnance goes off. Enter Captain, Whitmore, and other Pirates, with Suffolk and others Prisoners.

Cap.
The gaudy blabbing and remorseful day,
Is crept into the Bosom of the Sea:
And now loud howling Wolves arouse the Jades
That drag the Tragick melancholy Night:
Who with their drowsie, slow, and flagging Wings
Cleap dead Mens Graves; and from their misty Jaws,
Breath foul contagious darkness in the Air:
Therefore bring forth the Soldiers of our prize,
For whilst our Pinnace anchors in the Downs,
Here shall they make their Ransom on the Sand,
Or with their Blood stain this discoloured shore.
Master, this Prisoner freely give I thee.
And thou that art his Mate, make Boot of this:
The other, Walter Whitmore, is thy share.

1 Gen.
What is my Ransom, Master, let me know.

Mast.
A thousand Crowns, or else lay down your Head.

Mate.
And so much shall you give, or off goes yours.

Whit.
What, think you much to pay 2000 Crowns,
And bear the Name and Port of Gentlemen?

-- 1506 --


Cut both the Villains Throats, for die you shall:
Nor can those lives which we have lost in fight,
Be counter-pois'd with such a petty Sum.

1 Gent.
I'll give it, Sir, and therefore spare my Life,

2 Gent.
And so will I, and write home for it straight.

Whit.
I lost mine Eye in laying the prize aboard,
And therefore to revenge it, shalt thou die, [To Suffolk.
And so should these, if I might have my Will.

Cap.
Be not so rash, take Ransom,let him live.

Suf.
Look on my George, I am a Gentleman,
Rate me at what thou wilt, thou shalt be paid.

Whit.
And so am I; my name is Walter Whitmore.
How now? why start'st thou? what, doth death affright?

Suf.
Thy name affrights me, in whose sound is Death:
A cunning Man did calculate my Birth,
And told me, that by Water I should die:
Yet let not this make thee be Bloody-minded,
Thy name is Gualtier, being rightly sounded.

Whit.
Gualtier or Walter, which it is I care not,
Ne'er yet did base dishonour blur our Name,
But with our Sword we wip'd away the blot.
Therefore, when Merchant-like I sell revenge,
Broke be my Sword, my Arms torn and defac'd,
And I proclaim'd a Coward through the World.

Suf.
Stay Whitmore, for thy Prisoner is a Prince,
The Duke of Suffolk, William de la Pole.

Whit.
The Duke of Suffolk, muffled up in Rags!

Suf.
Ay, but these Rags are no part of the Duke.

Cap.
But Jove was never slain as thou shalt be,
Obscure and lowsie Swain—King Henry's Blood!

Suf.
The honourable Blood of Lancaster
Must not be shed by such a jaded Groom:
Hast thou not kiss'd thy Hand, and held my Stirrop?
Bare-headed plodded by my Foot-cloth Mule,
And thought thee happy when I shook my Head.
How often hast thou waited at my Cup,
Fed from my Trencher, kneel'd down at the Board,
When I heave feasted with Queen Margaret?
Remember it, and let it make thee Crest-fal'n,
Ay, and allay this thy abortive Pride:

-- 1507 --


How in our voiding Lobby hast thou stood,
And duly waited for my coming forth?
This Hand of mine hath writ in thy behalf,
And therefore shall it charm thy riotous Tongue.

Whit.
Speak Captain, shall I stab the forlorn Swain?

Cap.
First let my words stab him, as he hath me.

Suf.
Base Slave, thy words are blunt, and so art thou.

Cap.
Convey him hence, and on our Long-boat's side,
Strike off his Head.

Suf.
Thou dar'st not for thy own.

Cap.
Poole, Sir Poole? Lord?
Ay kennel—puddle—sink, whose filth and dirt
Troubles the Silver Spring, where England drinks:
Now will I dam up this thy yawning Mouth,
For swallowing up the Treasure of the Realm.
Thy Lips that kiss'd the Queen, shall sweep the Ground:
And thou that smild'st at good Duke Humphry's Death,
Against the senseless Winds shalt grin in vain,
Who in contempt shall hiss at thee again.
And wedded be thou to the Hags of Hell,
For daring to affie a mighty Lord
Unto the Daughter of a worthless King,
Having nor Subject, Wealth, nor Diadem:
By devilish policy art thou grown great,
And like ambitious Sylla over-gorg'd,
With gobbets of thy Mother's bleeding Heart.
By thee Anjou and Main were sold to France.
The false revolting Normans, through thee,
Disdain to call us Lord, and Picardie
Hath slain their Governors, surpriz'd our Forts.
And sent the ragged Soldiers wounded home:
The Princely Warwick, and the Nevils all,
Whose dreadful Swords were never drawn in vain,
As hating thee, are rising up in Arms.
And now the House of York thrust from the Crown,
By shameful murther of a guiltless King,
And lofty proud incroaching Tyranny,
Burns with revenging Fire, whose hopeful colours
Advance our half-fac'd Sun, striving to shine;
Under the which is writ, Invitis nubibus.

-- 1508 --


The Commons here in Kent are up in Arms,
And to conclude, Reproach and Beggary
Is crept into the Palace of our King,
And all by thee; away, convey him hence.

Suf.
O that I were a God, to shoot forth Thunder
Upon these paltry, servile, abject drudges:
Small things make base Men proud. This Villain here,
Being Captain of a Pinnace, threatens more
Than Bargullus, the strong Illyrian Pirate.
Drones suck not Eagles Blood, but rob Bee-hives.
It is impossible that I should die
By such a lowly Vassal as thy self.
Thy words move Rage, and not Remorse in me:
I go of Message from the Queen to France:
I charge thee waft me safely cross the Channel.

Cap.

Water; W. come Suffolk, I must waft thee to thy dea h.

Suf.

Gelidus timor occupat artus; it is thee I fear.

Whit.
Thou shalt have cause to fear before I leave thee.
What, are ye daunted now? Now will you stoop?

1 Gent.
My gracious Lord intreat him; speak him fair.

Suf.
Suffolk's Imperial Tongue is stern and rough;
Us'd to command, untaught to plead for favour.
Far be it, we should honour such as these
With humble suit; no, rather let my Head
Stoop to the Block, than these Knees bow to any,
Save to the God of Heav'n, and to my King;
And sooner dance upon a bloody Pole,
Than stand uncover'd to the vulgar Groom.
True Nobility is exempt from fear:
More can I bear, than you dare execute.

Cap.
Hale him away, and let him talk no more;
Come Soldiers, shew what Cruelty ye can.

Suf.
That this my Death may never be forgot.
Great Men oft die by vile Bezonians
A Roman Sworder, and Bandetto Slave
Murder'd sweet Tully. Brutus Bastard hand
Stab'd Julius Cæsar. Savage Islanders
Pompey the Great; and Suffolk dies by Pirats.
[Exit Walter Whitmore with Suffolk.

-- 1509 --

Cap.
And as for these, whose Ransome we have set,
It is our pleasure one of them depart;
Therefore come you with us, and let him go.
[Ex. Captain and the rest. Manet the first Gent. Enter Whitmore with the Body.

Whit.
There let his Head and liveless Body lye,
Until the Queen his Mistress bury it. [Exit Whitmore.

1 Gent.
O barbarous and bloody Spectacle!
His Body will I bear unto the King:
If he revenge it not, yet will his Friends,
So will the Queen, that living held him dear.
[Exit. Enter Bevis, and John Holland.

Bevis.

Come and get thee a Sword, though made of a Lath; they have been up these two Days.

Hol.

They have the more need to sleep now then.

Bevis.

I tell thee, Jack Cade the Clothier means to dress the Commonwealth, and turn it, and set a new Nap upon it.

Hol.

So he had need, 'tis thread-bare. Well, I say, it was never a merry World in England, since Gentlemen came up.

Bevis.

O miserable Age! Virtue is not regarded in Handycrafts Men.

Hol.

The Nobility think scorn to go in Leather Aprons.

Bevis.

Nay more, the King's Council are no good Workmen.

Hol.

True, and yet it is said, Labour in thy Vocation; which is as much as to say, let the Magistrates be labouring Men; and therefore should we be Magistrates.

Bevis.

Thou hast hit it; for there's no better sign of a brave Mind, than a hard Hand.

Hol.

I see them, I see them; there's Best's Son, the Tanner of Wingham.

Bevis.

He shall have the Skins of our Enemies, to make Dog's Leather of.

Hol.

And Dick the Butcher.

Bevis.

Then is Sin struck down like an Ox, and Iniquities Throat cut like a Calf.

-- 1510 --

Hol.

And Smith the Weaver.

Bevis.

Argo, their thread of Life is spun.

Hol.

Come, come, let's fall in with them.

Drum. Enter Cade, Dick the Butcher, Smith the Weaver, and a Sawyer, with infinite Numbers.

Cade.

We John Cade, so term'd of our supposed Father—

Dick.

Or rather of stealing a Cade of Herrings.

Cade.

For our Enemies shall fall before us, inspired with the Spirit of putting down Kings and Princes; Command Silence.

Dick.

Silence.

Cade.

My Father was a Mortimer

Dick.

He was an honest Man, and a good Bricklayer.

Cade.

My Mother a Plantagenet

Dick.

I knew her well, she was a Midwife.

Cade.

My Wife descended of the Lacies

Dick.

She was indeed a Pedler's Daughter, and sold many Laces.

Weaver.

But now of late, not able to travel with her furr'd Pack; she washes Bucks here at home.

Cade.

Therefore am I of an honourable House.

Dick.

Ay by my Faith the Field is honourable, and there was he born, under a Hedge; for his Father had never a House but a Cage.

Cade.

Valiant I am.

Weav.

A must needs, for Beggary is valiant.

Cade.

I am able to endure much.

Dick.

No question of that; for I have seen him whipt three Market Days together.

Cade.

I fear neither Sword nor Fire.

Weav.

He need not fear the Sword, for his Coat is of proof.

Dick.

But methinks he should stand in fear of Fire, being burnt i'th' hand for stealing of Sheep.

Cade.

Be brave then, for your Captain is brave, and vows Reformation. There shall be in England seven half penny Loaves sold for a penny; the three hoop'd Pot shall have ten Hoops, and I will make it Felony to drink small Beer. All the Realm shall be in Common, and in Cheap-side shall

-- 1511 --

my Palfrey go to Grass; and when I am King, as King I will be—

All.

God save your Majesty.

Cade.

I thank you, good People. There shall be no Mony, all shall eat and drink upon my Score, and I will apparel them all in one Livery, that they may agree like Brothers, and worship me their Lord.

Dick.

The first thing we do, lets kill all the Lawyers.

Cade.

Nay, that I mean to do. Is not this a lamentable thing, that the Skin of an innocent Lamb should be made Parchment; that Parchment being scribled o'er, should undo a Man. Some say the Bee stings, but I say, 'tis Bees Wax; for I did but Seal once to a thing, and I was never my own Man since. How now? Who's there?

Enter a Clerk.

Weav.

The Clerk of Chattam; he can Write and Read, and cast Accompt.

Cast.

O monstrous!

Weav.

We took him setting Boys Copies.

Cade.

Here's a Villain.

Weav.

Ha's a Book in his Pocket with red Letters in't.

Cade.

Nay, then he is a Conjurer.

Dick.

Nay, he can make Obligations, and write Court hand.

Cade.

I am sorry for't: The Man is a proper Man of mine Honour; unless I find him Guilty, he shall not die. Come hither, Sirrah, I must examine thee: What is thy Name?

Clerk.

Emanuel.

Dick.

They use to write it on the top of Letters: 'Twill go hard with you.

Cade.

Let me alone: Dost thou use to write thy Name? Or hast thou a Mark to thy self, like an honest plain-dealing Man?

Clerk.

Sir, I thank God, I have been so well brought up, that I can write my Name.

All.

He hath confest, away with him; he is a Villain and a Traitor.

Cade.

Away with him, I say: Hang him with his Pen and Ink-horn about his Neck.

[Exit one with the Clerk.

-- 1512 --

Enter Michael.

Mich.

Where is our General?

Cade.

Here I am, thou particular Fellow.

Mich.

Fly, fly, fly, Sir Humphry Stafford and his Brother are hard by with the King's Forces.

Cade.

Stand Villain, stand, or I'll fell thee down; he shall be encountred with a Man as good as himself. He is but a Knight, is a?

Mich.

No.

Cade.

To equal him I will make my self a Knight presently; rise up, Sir John Mortimer. Now have at him.

Enter Sir Humphry Stafford, and young Stafford, with Drum and Soldiers.

Staf.
Rebellious Hinds, the filth and scum of Kent,
Mark'd for the Gallows; lay your Weapons down,
Home to your Cottages; forsake this Groom.
The King is merciful if you revolt.

Y. Staf.
But angry, wrathful, and inclin'd to Blood,
If you go forward; therefore yield or die.

Cade.
As for these silken-coated Slaves I pass not,
It is to you good People, that I speak,
Over whom (in time to come) I hope to reign:
For I am rightful Heir unto the Crown.

Staf.
Villain, thy Father was a Plaisterer,
And thou thy self a Shearman, art thou not?

Cade.
And Adam was a Gardener.

Y. Staf.
And what of that?

Cade.

Marry, this Edmond Mortimer Earl of March, married the Duke of Clarence's Daughter, did he not?

Staf.
Ay, Sir.

Cade.
By her he had two Children at one birth,

Y. Staf.
That's false.

Cade.
Ay, there's the Question; but I say, 'tis true:
The elder of them being put to Nurse,
Was by a Beggar-woman stoln away,
And ignorant of his Birth and Parentage,
Became a Bricklayer, when he came to age.
His Son am I, deny it if you can.

Dick.
Nay, 'tis too true, therefore he shall be King.

-- 1513 --

Weav.

Sir, he made a Chimney in my Father's House, and the Bricks are alive at this day to testify it; therefore deny it not.

Staf.

And will you credit this base Drudge's Words, that speaks he knows not what?

All.

Ay marry will we, therefore get you gone.

Y. Staf.

Jack Cade, the Duke of York hath taught you this.

Cade.

He lies, for I invented it my self. Go too, Sirrah, tell the King from me, That for his Father's sake, Henry the Fifth (in whose time Boys went to Span-counter for French Crowns) I am content he shall Reign, but I'll be Protector over him.

Dick.

And furthermore, we'll have the Lord Say's Head, for selling the Dukedom of Main.

Cade.

And good reason; for thereby is England maim'd, and fain to go with a Staff, but that my Puissance holds it up: Fellow-Kings, I tell you, that Lord Say hath gelded the Commonwealth, and made it an Eunuch; and more than that, he can speak French, and therefore he is a Traitor.

Staf.

O gross and miserable Ignorance.

Cade.

Nay, answer if you can; the Frenchmen are our Enemies; go too then: I ask but this, Can he that speaks with the Tongue of the Enemy be a good Councellor, or no?

All.

No, no, and therefore we'll have his Head.

Y. Staf.
Well, seeing gentle Words will not prevail,
Assail them with the Army of the King.

Staf.
Herald away, and throughout every Town,
Proclaim them Traitors that are up with Cade;
That those which fly before the Battel ends,
May, even in their Wives and Childrens sight,
Be hang'd up for Example at their Doors;
And you that be the King's Friends follow me.
[Exit.

Cade.
And you that love the Commons follow me;
Now shew your selves Men, 'tis for Liberty.
We'll not leave one Lord, one Gentleman;
Spare none, but such as go in clouted Shoone,
For they are thrifty honest Men, and such
As would (but that they dare not) take our parts.

Dick.

They are all in order, and march towards us.

-- 1514 --

Cade.

But then are we in order, when we are most out of order. Come, march forward.

Alarum to fight, wherein both the Staffords are slain. Enter Cade and the rest.

Cade.

Where's Dick, the Butcher of Ashford?

Dick.

Here, Sir.

Cade.

They fell before thee like Sheep and Oxen, and thou behaved'st thy self, as if thou hadst been in thine own Slaughter-house: Therefore thus I will reward thee, the Lent shall be as long again as it is, and thou shalt have a License to kill for a hundred lacking one.

Dick.

I desire no more.

Cade.

And to speak truth, thou deserv'st no less. This Monument of the Victory will I bear, and the Bodies shall be dragg'd at my Horse's heels, 'till I do come to London, where we will have the Mayor's Sword born before us.

Dick.

If we mean to thrive and do good, break open the Goals, and let out the Prisoners.

Cade.

Fear not that, I warrant thee. Come, let's march towards London.

[Exeunt. Enter King Henry with a Supplication, and Queen Margaret with Suffolk's Head, the Duke of Buckingham, and the Lord Say.

Q. Mar.
Oft have I heard that Grief softens the Mind,
And makes it fearful and degenerate,
Think therefore on Revenge, and cease to weep.
But who can cease to weep, and look on this?
Here may his Head lye throbbing on my Breast:
But where's the Body that I should imbrace?

Buck.

What Answer makes your Grace to the Rebels Supplication?

K. Henry.
I'll send some Holy Bishop to intreat;
For God forbid so many simple Souls
Should perish by the Sword. And I my self,
Rather than bloody War should cut them short,
Will parly with Jack Cade their General.
But stay, I'll read it over once again.

Q. Mar.
Ah barbarous Villains! hath this lovely Face
Rul'd like a wandring Planet over me,
And could it not inforce them to relent,

-- 1515 --


That were unworthy to behold the fame?

K. Henry.
Lord Say, Jack Cade hath sworn to have thy Head,

Say.
Ay, but I hope your Highness shall have his.

K. Henry.
How now, Madam?
Still lamenting and mourning for Suffolk's death?
I fear me, Love, if that I had been dead,
Thou would'st not half have mourn'd so much for me.

Q. Mar.
No, my Love, I should not mourn, but die for thee.
Enter a Messenger.

K. Henry.
How now? what News? Why com'st thou in such haste?

Mes.
The Rebels are in Southwark; fly, my Lord:
Jade Cade proclaims himself Lord Mortimer,
Descended from the Duke of Clarence's House,
And calls your Grace Usurper openly,
And vows to crown himself in Westminster.
His Army is a ragged multitude
Of Hinds and Peasants, rude and merciless:
Sir Humphry Stafford, and his Brother's death,
Hath given them Heart and Courage to proceed:
All Scholars, Lawyers, Courtiers, Gentlemen,
They call false Caterpillars, and intend their death.

K. Henry.
O graceless Men! they know not what they do.

Buck.
My gracious Lord, retire to Killingworth,
Until a Power be rais'd to pull them down.

Q. Mar.
Ah! were the Duke of Suffolk now alive,
These Kentish Rebels should be soon appeas'd.

K. Henry.
Lord Say, the Traitors hate thee,
Therefore away with us to Killingwotrh.

Say.
So might your Grace's Person be in danger:
The sight of me is odious in their Eyes;
And therefore in this City will I stay,
And live alone as secret as I may.
Enter another Messenger.

2 Mes.
Jack Cade hath gotten London-bridge,
The Citizens fly him, and forsake their Houses:
The Rascal People, thirsting after prey,
Join with the Traitor, and they jointly swear
To spoil the City, and your Royal Court.

-- 1516 --

Buck.
Then linger not, my Lord; away, take Horse.

K. Henry.
Come, Margaret, God, our hope, will succour us.

Q. Mar.
My hope is gone, now Suffolk is deceas'd.

K. Henry.
Farewel, my Lord, trust not to Kentish Rebels.

Buck.
Trust no Body, for fear you be betray'd.

Say.
The trust I have is in mine Innocence,
And therefore am I bold and resolute.
[Exeunt. Enter Lord Scales upon the Tower walking. Then enter two or three Citizens below.

Scales.
How now? Is Jack Cade slain?

1 Cit.
No, my Lord, nor like to be slain:
For they have won the Bridge,
Killing all those that withstand them:
The Lord Mayor craves aid of your Honour from the Tower
To defend the City from the Rebels.

Scales.
Such Aid as I can spare you shall command,
But I am troubled here with them my self.
The Rebels have assay'd to win the Tower.
But get you into Smithfield, and gather Head,
And thither will I send you Matthew Goff.
Fight for your King, your Country, and your Lives,
And so farewel, for I must hence again.
[Exeunt. Enter Jack Cade and the rest, and strikes his Staff on London Stone.

Cade.
Now is Mortimer Lord of this City,
And here sitting upon London-Stone:
I charge and command, that of the City's cost
The pissing Conduit run nothing but Claret Wine
The first year of our Reign.
And now henceforward it shall be Treason for any
That calls me other than Lord Mortimer.
Enter a Soldier running.

Sol.

Jack Cade, Jack Cade.

Cade.

Knock him down there.

[They kill him.

Weav.

If this Fellow be wise, he'll never call you Jack Cade more, I think he hath a very fair warning.

Dick.

My Lord, there's an Army gathered together in Smithfield.

Cade.
Come, then, let's go fight with them:
But first, go and set London-bridge on Fire,

-- 1517 --


And, if you can, burn down the Tower too.
Come, let's away. [Exeunt omnes. Alarums. Matthew Goff is slain, and all the rest. Then enter Jack Cade with his Company.

Cade.

So, Sirs: Now go some and pull down the Savoy: Others to the Inns of Court, down with them all.

Dick.

I have a Suit unto your Lordship.

Cade.

Be it a Lordship, thou shalt have it for that word.

Dick.

Only that the Laws of England may come out of your Mouth.

John.

Mass, 'twill be sore Law then, for he was thrust in the Mouth with a Spear, and 'tis not whole yet.

Smith.

Nay, John, it will be stinking Law, for his breath stinks with tosted Cheese.

Cade.

I have thought upon it, it shall be so. Away, burn all the Records of the Realm, my Mouth shall be the Parliament of England.

John.
Then we are like to have biting Statutes,
Unless his Teeth be pull'd out.

Cade.

And hence-forward all things shall be in Common.

Enter a Messenger.

Mes.

My Lord, a prize, a prize, here's the Lord Say, which sold the Towns in France, he that made us pay one and twenty fifteens and one Shilling to the Pound, the last Subsidy.

Enter George with the Lord Say.

Cade.

Well, he shall be beheaded for it ten times. Ah thou Say, thou Serge, nay, thou Buckram Lord, now art thou within point-blank of our Jurisdiction Regal. What canst thou answer to my Majesty for giving up of Normandy unto Monsieur Basimecu, the Dauphin of France? Be it known unto thee by these Presents, even the presence of Lord Mortimer, that I am the Besom that must sweep the Court clean of such filth as thou art: Thou hast most traiterously corrupted the Youth of the Realm in erecting a Grammar-School; and whereas before, our Fore-fathers had no other Books but the Score and the Tally, thou hast caused Printing to be us'd, and contrary to the King, his Crown and Dignity, thou hast built a Paper-Mill. It will be prov'd to

-- 1518 --

thy Face, that thou hast Men about thee, that usually talk of a Noun and a Verb, and such abominable Words, as no Christian Ear can endure to hear. Thou hast appointed Justices of Peace, to call poor Men before them, about Matters they were not able to answer. Moreover, thou hast put them in Prison, and because they could not read, thou hast hang'd them, when, indeed, only for that cause they have been most worthy to live. Thou dost ride on a foot-cloth, dost thou not?

Say.

What of that?

Cade.

Marry, thou ought'st not to let thy Horse wear a Cloak, when honester Men than thou go in their Hose and Doublets?

Dick.

And work in their Shirt too, as my self for example, that am a Butcher.

Say.
You Men of Kent.

Dick.
What say you of Kent?

Say.
Nothing but this: 'Tis bona terra, mala gens.

Cade.
Away with him, away with him, he speaks Latin.

Say.
Hear me but speak, and bear me where you will:
Kent, in the Commentaries Cæsar writ,
Is term'd the civil'st place of all this Isle;
Sweet is the Country, because full of Riches,
The People Liberal, Valiant, Active, Wealthy,
Which makes me hope thou art not void of pity.
I sold not Main, I lost not Normandy,
Yet to recover them would lose my Life:
Justice with favour have I always done,
Prayers and Tears have mov'd me, Gifts could never;
When have I ought exacted at your Hands?
Kent to maintain, the King, the Realm and you,
Large Gifts have I bestow'd on learned Clerks,
Because my Book preferr'd me to the King:
And seeing Ignorance is the curse of God,
Knowledge the Wing wherewith we fly to Heaven,
Unless you be possest with devilish Spirits,
Ye cannot but forbear to murther me:
This Tongue hath parlied unto foreign Kings
For your behoof.

Cade.
Tut, when struck'st thou one Blow in the Field?

-- 1519 --

Say.

Great Men have reaching Hands; oft have I struck Those that I never saw, and struck them dead.

George.

O monstrous Coward! What, to come behind Folks?

Say.

These Cheeks are pale with watching for your good.

Cade.

Give him a box o'th' Ear, and that will make 'em red again.

Say.
Long sitting to determine poor Mens Causes,
Hath made me full of Sickness and Diseases.

Cade.

Ye shall have a hempen Caudle then, and the help of a Hatchet.

Dick.

Why dost thou quiver, Man?

Say.

The Palsie, and not Fear, provokes me.

Cade.

Nay, he nods at us, as who should say, I'll be even with you. I'll see if his Head will stand steadier on a Pole, or no: Take him away, and behead him.

Say.
Tell me, wherein I have offended most?
Have I affected Wealth or Honour? Speak.
Are my Chests fill'd up with extorted Gold?
Is my Apparel sumptuous to behold?
Whom have I injur'd, that ye seek my Death?
These Hands are free from guiltless Blood-shedding,
This Breast from harbouring foul deceitful Thoughts.
O let me live.

Cade.

I feel remorse in my self with his Words; but I'll bridle it; he shall dye, and it be but for pleading so well for his Life. Away with him, he has a Familiar under his Tongue, he speaks not a God's Name. Go, take him away I say, and strike off his Head presently, and then break into his Son-in-Law's House, Sir James Cromer, and strike off his Head, and bring them both upon two Poles hither.

All.
It shall be done.

Say.
Ah Country-men, if when you make your Pray'rs,
God should be so obdurate as your selves,
How would it fare with your departed Souls?
And therefore yet relent, and save my Life.

Cade.

Away with him, and do as I command ye: The proudest Peer of the Realm shall not wear a Head on his Shoulders, unless he pay me Tribute; there shall not a Maid be married, but she shall pay me her Maidenhead e'er they

-- 1520 --

have it; Men shall hold of me in Capite. And we Charge and Command, that their Wives be as free as Heart can wish, or Tongue can tell.

Dick.
My Lord,

When shall we go to Cheapside, and take up Commodities upon our Bills?

Cade.
Marry presently.

All.
O brave.
Enter one with the Heads.

Cade.
But is not this brave?
Let them kiss one another; for they lov'd well
When they were alive: Now part them again,
Lest they consult about giving up
Of some more Towns in France. Soldiers,
Defer the spoil of the City until Night,
For with these born before us, instead of Maces,
We will ride through the Streets, and at every Corner
Have them kiss. Away.
[Exeunt. Alarm, and Retreat. Enter again Cade, and all his Rabblement.

Cade.

Up Fish-street, down St. Magnes Corner, kill and knock down, throw them into Thames.

Sound a Parley.
What noise is this I hear?
Dare any be so bold to sound Retreat or Parley,
When I command them kill? Enter Buckingham, and old Clifford.

Buck.
Ay, here they be that dare and will disturb thee:
Know, Cade, we come Ambassadors from the King
Unto the Commons, whom thou hast miss-led,
And here pronounce free Pardon to them all,
That will forsake thee, and go home in peace.

Clif.
What say ye, Country-men, will ye relent,
And yield to Mercy, whilst 'tis offered you,
Or let a Rabble lead you to your Deaths?
Who loves the King, and will embrace his Pardon,
Fling up his Cap, and say, God save his Majesty;
Who hateth him, and honours not his Father,
Henry the Fifth, that made all France to quake,
Shake he his Weapon at us, and pass by.

-- 1521 --

All.
God save the King! God save the King!

Cade.

What, Buckingham and Clifford, are ye so brave? And you, base Peasants, do ye believe him? will you needs be hang'd with your Pardons about your Necks? Hath my Sword therefore broke through London Gates, that you should leave me at the White-Hart in Southwark? I thought ye would never have given out these Arms 'till you had recovered your ancient Freedom; but you are all Recreants and Dastards, and delight to live in Slavery to the Nobility. Let them break your Backs with burthens, take your Houses over your Heads, ravish your Wives and Daughters before your Faces. For me, I will make shift for one, and so God's Curse light upon you all.

All.
We'll follow Cade.
We'll follow Cade.

Clif.
Is Cade the Son of Henry the Fifth,
That thus you do exclaim you'll go with him?
Will he Conduct you through the heart of France,
And make the meanest of you Earls and Dukes?
Alas, he hath no home, no place to fly to:
Nor knows he how to live, but by the Spoil,
Unless by robbing of your Friends, and us.
Wer't not a shame, that whilst you live at jar,
The fearful French, whom you late vanquished,
Should make a start o'er Seas, and vanquish you?
Methinks already in this civil broil,
I see them Lording it in London Streets,
Crying Villiago unto all they meet.
Better ten thousand base-born Cades miscarry,
Than you should stoop unto a Frenchman's Mercy.
To France, to France, and get what you have lost;
Spare England, for it is your Native Coast:
Henry hath Mony, you are strong and manly:
God on our side, doubt not of Victory.

All.
A Clifford! a Clifford!
We'll follow the King and Clifford.

Cade.

Was ever Feather so lightly blown to and fro, as this multitude? The Name of Henry the Fifth hales them to an hundred Mischiefs, and makes them leave me desolate.

-- 1522 --

I see them lay their Heads together to surprize me. My Sword make way for me, for here is no staying; in despight of the Devils and Hell, have through the very midst of you; and Heavens and Honour be witness, that no want of Resolution in me, but only my Followers base and ignominious Treasons make me betake me to my Heels.

[Exit.

Buck.
What, is he fled? Go some and follow him.
And he that brings his Head unto the King,
Shall have a thousand Crowns for his Reward. [Exeunt some of them.
Follow me, Soldiers; we'll devise a mean
To reconcile you all unto the King.
[Exeunt omnes. Sound Trumpets. Enter King Henry, Queen Margaret, and Somerset on the Terras.

K. Henry.
Was ever King that joy'd an Earthly Throne,
And could command no more Content than I?
No sooner was I crept out of my Cradle,
But I was made a King at nine Months old:
Was never Subject long'd to be a King,
As I do long and wish to be a Subject.
Enter Buckingham and Clifford.

Buck.
Health and glad Tidings to your Majesty.

K. Henry.
Why Buckingham, is the Traitor Cade surpriz'd?
Or is he but retir'd to make him strong?
Enter Multitudes with Halters about their Necks.

Clif.
He is fled my Lord, and all his Powers do yield,
And humbly thus with Halters on their Necks,
Expect your Highness doom of Life or Death.

K. Henry.
Then, Heaven, set ope thy everlasting Gates,
To entertain my Vows of Thanks and Praise.
Soldiers, this day have you redeem'd your Lives,
And shew'd how well you love your Prince and Country:
Continue still in this so good a Mind,
And Henry, though he be unfortunate,
Assure your selves will never be unkind:
And so with Thanks and Pardon to you all,
I do dismiss you to your several Countries.

All.
God save the King, God save the King.

-- 1523 --

Enter a Messenger.

Mes.
Please it your Grace to be advertised,
The Duke of York is newly come from Ireland,
And with a puissant and mighty Power
Of Gallow-glasses and stout Kernes,
Is marching hitherward in proud Array;
And still proclaimeth, as he comes along,
His Arms are only to remove from thee
The Duke of Somerset, whom he terms a Traitor.

K. Henry.
Thus stands my State, 'twixt Cade and York distrest,
Like to a Ship, that having scap'd a Tempest,
Is straightway calm'd and boarded with a Pyrate.
But now, is Cade driven back, his Men dispers'd,
And now is York in Arms to second him.
I pray thee Buckingham, go and meet with him,
And ask him what's the reason of these Arms:
Tell him, I'll send Duke Edmund to the Tower,
And Somerset, we will commit thee thither,
Until his Army be dismist from him.

Som.
My Lord,
I'll yield my self to Prison willingly,
Or unto Death, to do my Country good.

K. Henry.
In any case be not too rough in terms,
For he is fierce, and cannot brook hard Language.

Buck.
I will, my Lord, and doubt not so to deal,
As all things shall redound unto your good.

K. Henry.
Come, Wife, let's in, and learn to govern better,
For yet may England curse my wretched Reign.
[Exeunt. Enter Jack Cade.

Cade.

Fy on Ambition; fy on my self, that have a Sword, and yet am ready to famish. These five days have I hid me in these Woods, and durst not peep out, for all the Country is laid for me: But now am I so hungry, that if I might have a lease of my Life for a thousand Years, I could stay no longer. Wherefore on a Brick Wall have I climb'd into this Garden, to see if I can eat Grass, or pick a Sallet another while, which is not amiss to cool a Man's Stomach this hot Weather; and I think this word Sallet was born to do me good, for many a time but for a Sallet, my Brain-pan had

-- 1524 --

been cleft with a brown Bill; and many a time when I have been dry, and bravely marching, it hath serv'd me instead of a quart pot to drink in; and now the word Sallet must serve me to feed on.

Enter Iden.

Iden.
Lord, who would live turmoiled in the Court,
And may enjoy such quiet Walks as these,
This small inheritance my Father left me,
Contenteth me, and's worth a Monarchy.
I seek not to wax great by others warning,
Or gather Wealth I care not with what Envy;
Sufficeth, that I have, maintains my State,
And sends the Poor well pleased from my Gate.

Cade.

Here's the Lord of the Soil come to seize me for a Stray, for entring his Fee-simple without leave. Ah Villain, thou wilt betray me, and get 1000 Crowns of the King, by carrying my Head to him, but I'll make thee eat Iron like an Ostridge, and swallow my Sword like a great Pin, e'er thou and I part.

Iden.
Why, rude Companion, whatsoe'er thou be,
I know thee not, why then should I betray thee?
Is't not enough to break into my Garden,
And like a Thief, to come to rob my Grounds,
Climbing my Walls in spight of me the Owner,
But thou wilt brave me with these sawcy Terms?

Cade.

Brave thee? Ay, by the best Blood that ever was broach'd, and beard thee too. Look on me well, I have eat no Meat these five Days, yet come thou and thy five Men, and if I do not leave you as dead as a door Nail, I pray God I may never eat Grass more.

Iden.
Nay, it shall ne'er be said, while England stands,
That Alexander Iden, an Esquire of Kent,
Took odds to combat a poor famish'd Man.
Oppose thy stedfast gazing Eyes to mine,
See if thou canst out face me with thy Looks:
Set Limb to Limb, and thou art far the lesser:
Thy Hand is but a Finger to my Fist,
Thy Leg a Stick compared with this Truncheon,
My Foot shall fight with all the strength thou hast,

-- 1525 --


And if mine Arm be heaved in the Air,
Thy Grave is digg'd already in the Earth:
As for more Words, whose greatness answers Words,
Let this my Sword report what Speech forbears.

Cade.

By my Valour; the most compleat Champion that ever I heard. Steel, if thou turn thine edge, or cut not out the burly bon'd Clown in Chines of Beef, e'er thou sleep in thy Sheath, I beseech Jove on my Knees thou may'st be turned to Hobnails.

Here they Fight.

O I am slain! Famine and no other hath slain me, let ten thousand Devils come against me, and give me but the ten Meals I have lost, and I'd defie them all. Wither Garden, and be henceforth a burying place to all that do dwell in this House, because the unconquered Soul of Cade is fled.

Iden.
Is't Cade that I have slain, that monstrous Traitor?
Sword, I will hallow thee for this thy Deed,
And hang thee o'er my Tomb when I am dead.
Ne'er shall this Blood be wiped from thy Point,
But thou shalt wear it as a Herald's Coat,
To emblaze the Honour which thy Master got.

Cade.

Iden farewel, and be proud of thy Victory: Tell Kent from me, she hath lost her best Man, and exhort all the World to be Cowards; for I that never feared any, am vanquished by Famine, not by Valour.

[Dies.

Iden.
How much thou wrong'st me, Heaven be my Judge;
Die, damned Wretch, the curse of her that bare thee:
And as I thrust thy Body in with my Sword,
So wish I, I might thrust thy Soul to Hell.
Hence will I drag thee headlong by the Heels
Unto a Dunghill, which shall be thy Grave,
And there cut off thy most ungracious Head,
Which I will bear in Triumph to the King,
Leaving thy Trunk for Crows to feed upon.
[Exit. Enter York, and his Army of Irish, with Drum and Colours.

York.
From Ireland thus comes York to claim his Right,
And pluck the Crown from feeble Henry's Head.

-- 1526 --


Ring Bells aloud, burn Bonfires clear and bright,
To entertain great England's lawful King.
Ah Sancta Majestas! who would not buy thee dear?
Let them obey that know not how to Rule,
This Hand was made to handle nought but Gold.
I cannot give due Action to my Words,
Except a Sword or Scepter ballance it.
A Scepter shall it have, have I a Soul,
On which I'll toss the Flower-de-Luce of France. Enter Buckingham.
Whom have we here? Buckingham to disturb me?
The King hath sent him sure: I must dissemble.

Buck.
York, if thou meanest well, I greet thee well.

York.
Humphry of Buckingham, I accept thy greeting.
Art thou a Messenger, or come of pleasure?

Buck.
A Messenger from Henry, our dread Liege,
To know the reason of these Arms in peace?
Or why, thou being a Subject, as I am,
Against thy Oath, and true Allegiance sworn,
Should raise so great a Power without his leave?
Or dare to bring thy Force so near the Court?

York.
Scarce can I speak, my Choler is so great.
Oh, I could hew up Rocks, and fight with Flint,
I am so angry at these abject Terms.
And now like Ajax Telamonius,
On Sheep or Oxen could I spend my Fury.
I am far better born than is the King:
More like a King, more Kingly in my Thoughts.
But I must make fair Weather yet a while,
Till Henry be more weak, and I more strong. [Aside.
O Buckingham! I prethee pardon me,
That I have given no Answer all this while;
My Mind was troubled with deep Melancholy.
The cause why I have brought this Army hither,
Is to remove proud Somerset from the King,
Seditious to his Grace, and to the State.

Buck.
That is too much Presumption on thy part;
But if thy Arms be to no other end,
The King hath yielded unto thy Demand:

-- 1527 --


The Duke of Somerset is in the Tower.

York.
Upon thine Honour, is he Prisoner?

Buck.
Upon mine Honour he is Prisoner.

York.
Then, Buckingham, I do dismiss my Powers.
Soldiers, I thank you all; disperse your selves;
Meet me to morrow in St. George's Field,
You shall have Pay, and every thing you wish.
And let my Sovereign, virtuous Henry,
Command my eldest Son, nay all my Sons,
As pledges of my Fealty and Love,
I'll send them all as willing as I live;
Lands, Goods, Horse, Armour, any thing I have
Is his to use, so Somerset may die.

Buck.
York, I commend this kind Submission,
We twain will go into his Highness Tent.
Enter King Henry and Attendants.

K. Henry.
Buckingham, doth York intend no harm to us,
That thus he marcheth with thee Arm in Arm?

York.
In all submission and humility,
York doth present himself unto your Highness.

K. Henry.
Then what intend these Forces thou dost bring?

York.
To have the Traitor Somerset from hence,
And fight against that monstrous Rebel Cade,
Whom since I heard to be discomfited.
Enter Iden with Cade's Head.

Iden.
If one so rude, and of so mean Condition
May pass into the presence of a King;
Lo, I present your Grace a Traitor's Head,
The Head of Cade, whom I in Combat slew.

K. Henry.
The Head of Cade? great God! how just art thou?
O let me view his Visage being dead,
That living wrought me such exceeding trouble.
Tell me, my Friend, art thou the Man that slew him?

Iden.
I was, an't like your Majesty.

K. Henry.
How art thou call'd? And what is thy Degree?

Iden.
Alexander Iden, that's my Name,
A poor Esquire of Kent, that loves the King.

Buck.
So please it you, my Lord, 'twere not amiss
He were created Knight for his good Service.

-- 1528 --

K. Henry.
Iden, kneel down, rise up a Knight:
We give thee for Reward a thousand Marks,
And will, that thou henceforth attend on us.

Iden.
May Iden live to merit such a Bounty,
And never live but true unto his Liege.
Enter Queen Margaret and Somerset.

K. Henry.
See Buckingham, Somerset comes with the Queen;
Go, bid her hide him quickly from the Duke.

Q. Mar.
For thousand Yorks he shall not hide his Head,
But boldly stand and front him to his Face.

York.
How now? Is Somerset at liberty?
Then, York, unloose thy long imprisoned Thoughts,
And let thy Tongue be equal with thy Heart.
Shall I endure the sight of Somerset?
False King, why hast thou broken Faith with me,
Knowing how hardly I can brook abuse?
King did I call thee? No, thou art no King:
Not fit to Govern, and rule Multitudes,
Which durst not, no nor canst not rule a Traitor.
That Head of thine doth not become a Crown:
Thy Hand is made to grasp a Palmer's Staff,
And not to grace an awful Princely Scepter.
That Gold must round engirt these Brows of mine,
Whose smile and frown, like to Achilles Spear
Is able with the change to kill and cure.
Here is a Hand to hold a Scepter up,
And with the same to act controlling Laws:
Give place; by Heaven thou shalt Rule no more
O'er him, whom Heaven created for thy Ruler.

Som.
O monstrous Traitor! I arrest thee, York,
Of Capital Treason 'gainst the King and Crown;
Obey, audacious Traitor, kneel for Grace.

Yrok.
Would'st have me kneel? First, let me ask of thee,
If they can brook, I bow a Knee to Man!
Sirrah, call in my Sons to be my Bail:
I know, e'er they will let me go to Ward,
They'll pawn their Swords for my Enfranchisement.

-- 1529 --

Q. Mar.
Call hither Clifford, bid him come amain,
To say, if that the Bastard Boys of York
Shall be the Surety for their Traitor Father.

York.
O Blood bespotted Neapolitan,
Out-cast of Naples, England's bloody Scourge;
The Sons of York, thy Betters in their Birth,
Shall be their Father's Bail, and bane to those
That for my Surety will refuse the Boys. Enter Edward and Richard.
See where they come, I'll warrant they'll make it good.
Enter Clifford.

Q. Mar.
And here comes Clifford, to deny their Bail.

Clif.
Health and all Happiness to my Lord the King.

York.
I thank thee, Clifford. Say, what News with thee?
Nay, do not fright me with an angry Look:
We are thy Sovereign, Clifford, kneel again;
For thy mistaking so, we pardon thee.

Cliff.
This is my King, York, I do not mistake,
But thou mistak'st me much to think I do;
To Bedlam with him, is the Man grown mad?

K. Henry.
Ay, Clifford, a Bedlam and ambitious humour
Makes him oppose himself against his King.

Clif.
He is a Traitor, let him to the Tower,
And crop away that factious Pate of his.

Q. Mar.
He is arrested, but will not obey:
His Sons, he says, shall give their Words for him.

York.
Will you not, Sons?

E. Plan.
Ay, Noble Father, if our Words will serve.

R. Plan.
And if Words will not, then our Weapons shall.

Clif.
Why, what a brood of Traitors have we here?

York.
Look in a Glass, and call thy Image so.
I am the King, and thou a false-heart Traitor;
Call hither to the Stake my two brave Bears,
That with the very shaking of their Chains
They may astonish these fell-lurking Curs:
Bid Salisbury and Warwick come to me.
Enter the Earls of Warwick and Salisbury.

Clif.
Are these thy Bears? We'll bait thy Bears to death,
And manacle the Bearard in their Chains,

-- 1530 --


If thou dar'st bring them to the baiting place.

R. Plan.
Oft have I seen a hot o'er-weening Cur
Run back and bite, because he was with-held,
Who being suffer'd with the Bear's fell Paw,
Hath clapt his Tail betwixt his Legs and cry'd:
And such a piece of Service will you do,
If you suppose your selves to match Lord Warwick.

Clif.
Hence, heap of Wrath, foul indigested Lump,
As crooked in thy Manners, as thy Shape.

York.
Nay, we shall heat you thoroughly anon.

Clif.
Take heed lest by your heat you burn your selves.

K. Henry.
Why, Warwick, hath thy Knee forgot to bow?
Old Salisbury, shame to thy silver Hair,
Thou mad miss-leader of thy Brain-sick Son,
What, wilt thou on thy Death-bed play the Ruffian?
And seek for Sorrow with thy Spectacles?
Oh where is Faith? Oh where is Loyalty?
If it be banish'd from the frosty Head,
Where shall it find a harbour in the Earth?
Wilt thou go dig a Grave to find out War,
And shame thine honourable Age with Blood?
Why art thou old, and want'st Experience?
Or wherefore dost abuse it, if thou hast it?
For shame, in duty bend thy Knee to me,
That bows unto the Grave with milky Age.

Sal.
My Lord, I have considered with my self,
The Title of this most renowned Duke,
And in my Conscience do repute his Grace,
The rightful Heir to England's Royal Seat.

K. Henry.
Hast thou not sworn Allegiance unto me?

Sal.
I have.

K. Henry.
Canst thou dispense with Heaven for such an Oath?

Sal.
It is great Sin to swear unto a Sin;
But greater Sin to keep a sinful Oath:
Who can be bound by any solemn Vow
To do a murd'rous Deed, to rob a Man,
To force a spotless Virgin's Chastity,
To reave the Orphan of his Patrimony,
To wring the Widow from her custom'd Right,

-- 1531 --


And have no other reason for his wrong,
But that he was bound by a solemn Oath?

Q. Mar.
A subtle Traitor needs no Sophister.

K. Henry.
Call Buckingham, and bid him arm himself.

York.
Call Buckingham, and all the Friends thou hast,
I am resolv'd for Death or Dignity.

Clif.
The first, I warrant thee; if Dreams prove true.

War.
You were best go to Bed, and dream again,
To keep thee from the Tempest of the Field.

Old Clif.
I am resolv'd to bear a greater Storm,
Than any thou canst Conjure up to day:
And that I'll write upon thy Burgonet,
Might I but know thee by thy House's Badge.

War.
Now by my Father's Badge, old Nevil's Crest,
The rampant Bear chain'd to the ragged Staff,
This day I'll wear aloft my Burgonet,
As on a Mountain top, the Cedar shews,
That keeps his Leaves in spight of any storm,
Even so affright thee with the view thereof.

Old Clif.
And from thy Burgonet, I'll rend thy Bear,
And tread it under foot with all contempt,
Despight the Bearard, that protects the Bear.

Y. Clif.
And so to Arms, victorious noble Father,
To quel the Rebels, and their Complices.

R. Plan.
Fie, Charity for shame, speak not in spight,
For you shall sup with Jesu Christ to night.

Y. Clif.
Foul Stigmatick, that's more than thou canst tell.

R. Plan.
If not in Heav'n, you'll surely sup in Hell.
[Exeunt. Enter Warwick.

War.
Clifford of Cumberland, 'tis Warwick calls;
And if thou dost not hide thee from the Bear,
Now when the angry Trumpet sounds Alarum,
And dy'ng Mens cries do fill the empty Air,
Clifford, I say, come forth and fight with me,
Proud Northern Lord, Clifford of Cumberland,
Warwick is hoarse with calling thee to Arms.
Enter York.

War.
How now, my noble Lord? what all a-foot?

-- 1532 --

York.
The deadly handed Clifford slew my Steed:
But match to match I have encountred him,
And made a prey for Carrion, Kites and Crows,
Even of the bonny Beast he lov'd so well.
Enter Clifford.

War.
Of one or both of us the time is come.

York.
Hold Warwick: seek thee out some other Chase,
For I my self must hunt this Deer to death.

War.
Then nobly York, 'tis for a Crown thou fight'st:
As I intend, Clifford, to thrive to day,
It grieves my Soul to leave thee unassail'd. [Exit War.

Clif.
What seest thou in me, York?
Why dost thou pause?

York.
With thy brave bearing should I be in love,
But that thou art so fast mine Enemy.

Clif.
Nor should thy Prowess want praise and esteem,
But that 'tis shewn ignobly, and in Treason.

York.
So let it help me now against thy Sword,
As I in Justice, and true Right express it.

Clif.
My Soul and Body on the Action both.

York.
A dreadful lay, address thee instantly.

Clif.
La fin Corronne les oeuvres.
[Dies.

York.
Thus War hath given thee Peace, for thou art still;
Peace with his Soul, Heav'n, if it be thy will.
Enter young Clifford.

Y. Clif.
Shame and Confusion, all is on the rout,
Fear frames disorder, and disorder wounds
Where it should guard. O War! thou Son of Hell,
Whom angry Heav'ns do make their Minister,
Throw in the frozen bosoms of our Part,
Hot Coals of Vengeance. Let no Soldiers flie.
He that is truly dedicate to War
Hath no Self love; nor he that loves himself,
Hath not essentially, but by circumstance,
The name of Valour. O let the vile World end,
And the premised Flames of the last day,
Knit Earth and Heav'n together.
Now let the general Trumpet blow his blast,
Particularities, and petty sounds

-- 1533 --


To cease. Wast thou ordained, O dear Father,
To lose thy Youth in Peace, and to atchieve
The Silver Livery of advised Age,
And in thy Reverence, and thy Chair-days, thus
To die in Ruffian Battel? Even at this sight,
My Heart is turn'd to Stone; and while 'tis mine,
It shall be Stony. York, not our old Men spares:
No more will I their Babes, Tears Virginal,
Shall be to me, even as the Dew to Fire;
And Beauty, that the Tyrant oft reclaims,
Shall to my flaming Wrath, be Oil and Flax.
Henceforth, I will not have to do with pity,
Meet I an Infant of the House of York,
Into as many gobbits will I cut it,
As wild Medea, young Absirtus did.
In cruelty, will I seek out my Fame.
Come thou new ruin of old Clifford's House:
As did Æneas old Anchises bear,
So bear I thee upon my manly Sholders;
But then, Æneas bare a living load;
Nothing so heavy as these woes of mine. [Exit. Enter Richard Plantagenet, and Somerset to fight.

R. Plan.
So, lye thou there: [Somerset is kill'd.
For underneath an Ale-house paltry sign,
The Castle in St. Albans, Somerset
Hath made the Wizard famous in his Death:
Sword, hold thy temper; Heart, be wrathful still:
Priests pray for Enemies, but Princes kill.
Fight. Excursions. Enter King Henry, Queen Margaret, and others.

Q. Mar.

Away my Lord, you are slow, for shame away.

K. Henry.

Can we out-run the Heav'n's? Good Margaret stay.

Q. Ma.
What are you made of? You'll not fight nor fly:
Now is it Manhood, Wisdom, and Defence,
To give the Enemy way, and to secure us
By what we can, which can no more but fly. [Alarum afar off.

-- 1534 --


If you be ta'en, we then should see the bottom
Of all our Fortunes; but if we haply scape,
As well we may, if not through your neglect,
We shall to London get, where you are lov'd,
And where this breach now in our Fortunes made
May readily be stopt. Enter Clifford.

Clif.
But that my Heart's on future mischief set,
I would speak Blasphemy e'er bid you fly;
But fly you must: Uncurable discomfit
Reigns in the Hearts of all our present Parts.
Away for your relief, and we will live
To see their Day, and them our Fortune give.
Away my Lord, away.
[Exeunt. Alarum. Retreat. Enter York, Richard Plantagenet, Warwick, and Soldiers, with Drum and Colours.

York.
Of Salisbury, who can report of him,
That Winter Lion, who in Rage forgets
Aged Contusions, and all brush of time:
And like a Gallant in the brow of Youth,
Repairs him with occasion. This happy day
Is not it self, nor have we won one Foot,
If Salisbury be lost.

R. Plan.
My noble Father,
Three times to day I hope him to his Horse,
Three times bestrid him; thrice I led him off,
Perswaded him from any further Act:
But still where danger was, still there I met him,
And like rich Hangings in an homely House,
So was his Will in his old feeble Body.
But noble as he is, look where he comes.
Enter Salisbury.

Sal.
Now, by my Sword, well hast thou fought to day;
By th' Mass so did we all. I thank you Richard.
God knows how long it is I have to live;
And it hath pleas'd him that three times to day
You have defended me from eminent Death.
Well Lords, we have not got that which we have,
'Tis not enough our Foes are this time fled,
Being opposites of such repairing Nature.

-- 1535 --

York.
I know our safety is to follow them,
For, as I hear, the King is fled to London,
To call a present Court of Parliament.
Let us pursue him e'er the Writs go forth.
What says Lord Warwick, shall we after them?

War.
After them! nay, before them, if we can:
Now by my Hand, Lords, 'twas a glorious Day.
St. Alban's Battel won by famous York,
Shall be eterniz'd in all Age to come.
Sound Drum and Trumpets, and to London all,
And more such Days as these to us befall.
[Exeunt.
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