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Charles Gildon [1709–1710], The works of Mr. William Shakespear; in six [seven] volumes. Adorn'd with Cuts. Revis'd and Corrected, with an Account of the Life and Writings of the Author. By N. Rowe ([Vol. 7] Printed for E. Curll... and E. Sanger [etc.], London) [word count] [S11401].
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SCENE I. Enter the Arch-Bishop of Canterbury, and Bishop of Ely.

Arch-Bishop of CANTERBURY.
My Lord, I'll tell you, that self Bill is urg'd,
Which in th' eleventh Year o'th' last King's Reign
Was like, and had indeed against us past,
But that the scambling and unquiet time
Did push it out of farther Question.

Ely.
But how, my Lord, shall we resist it now?

Cant.
It must be thought on: If it pass against us,
We lose the better part of our Possession:
For all the Temporal Lands, which Men devout
By Testament have given to the Church,
Would they strip from us; being valu'd thus,
As much as would maintain, to the King's Honour,
Full fifteen Earls, and fifteen hundred Knights,
Six thousand and two hundred good Esquires:

-- 1296 --


And to relief of Lazars, and weak Age
Of indigent faint Souls, past corporal Toil,
A hundred Alms-houses, right well supply'd;
And to the Coffers of the King, beside,
A thousand pound by th' Year. Thus runs the Bill.

Ely.
This would drink deep.

Cant.
'Twould drink the Cup and all.

Ely.
But what prevention?

Cant.
The King is full of grace, and fair regard.

Ely.
And a true Lover of the Holy Church.

Cant.
The courses of his Youth promis'd it not;
The breath no sooner left his Father's Body,
But that his Wildness mortify'd in him,
Seem'd to die too; yea at that very moment,
Consideration, like an Angel, came,
And whipt th' offending Adam out of him,
Leaving his Body as a Paradise,
T' invelope and contain Celestial Spirits.
Never was such a sudden Scholar made:
Never came Reformation in a Flood
With such a heady current, scowring Faults:
Nor never Hydra-headed Wilfulness
So soon did lose his Seat, and all at once,
As in this King.

Ely.
We are blessed in the Change.

Cant.
Hear him but reason in Divinity,
And all-admiring, with an inward wish
You would desire the King were made a Prelate.
Hear him debate of Commonwealth Affairs;
You would say, it hath been all in all his Study:
List his Discourse of War, and you shall hear
A fearful Battel rendred you in Musick.
Turn him to any Cause of Policy,
The Gordian Knot of it he will unloose,
Familiar as his Garter; then when he speaks,
The Air, a Charter'd Libertine, is still,
And the mute Wonder lurketh in Mens Ears,
To steal his sweet and honied Sentences:
So that the Art and practick Part of Life
Must be the Mistress to his Theorique.
Which is a wonder how his Grace should glean it,

-- 1297 --


Since his Addiction was to courses vain,
His Companies unletter'd, rude, and shallow,
His Hours fill'd up with Riots, Banquets, Sports;
And never noted in him any study,
Any retirement, any sequestration
From open Haunts and Popularity.

Ely.
The Strawberry grows underneath the Nettle,
And wholsom Berries thrive and ripen best,
Neighbour'd by Fruit of baser quality:
And so the Prince obscur'd his Contemplation
Under the vail of Wildness; which, no doubt,
Grew like the Summer Grass, fastest by Night,
Unseen, yet crescive in his Faculty.

Cant.
It must be so; for Miracles are ceas'd:
And therefore we must needs admit the Means,
How things are perfected.

Ely.
But, my good Lord:
How now for mitigation of this Bill,
Urg'd by the Commons? Doth his Majesty
Incline to it, or no?

Cant.
He seems indifferent:
Or rather swaying more upon our Part,
Than cherishing th'exhibiters against us:
For I have made an offer to his Majesty,
Upon our Spiritual Convocation,
And in regard of Causes now in hand,
Which I have open'd to his Grace at large,
As touching France, to give a greater Sum
Than ever at one time the Clergy yet
Did to his Predecessors part withal.

Ely.
How did this Offer seem receiv'd, my Lord?

Cant.
With good acceptance of his Majesty:
Save that there was not time enough to hear,
As I perceiv'd his Grace would fain have done,
The severals and unhidden Passages
Of his true Titles to some certain Dukedoms,
And generally, to the Crown and Seat of France,
Deriv'd from Edward, his great Grandfather.

Ely.
What was th'impediment that broke this off?

Cant.
The French Ambassador upon that instant
Crav'd Audience; and the Hour I think is come,

-- 1298 --


To give him hearing. Is it four a Clock?

Ely.
It is.

Cant.
Then go we in to know his Embassie:
Which I could with a ready guess declare,
Before the Frenchman speaks a Word of it.

Ely.
I'll wait upon you, and I long to hear it.
[Exeunt. Enter King Henry, Gloucester, Bedford, Clarence, Warwick, Westmorland, and Exeter.

K. Henry.
Where is my gracious Lord of Canterbury?

Exe.
Not here in presence.

K. Henry.
Send for him, good Uncle.

West.
Shall we call in the Ambassador, my Liege?

K. Henry.
Not yet, my Cousin; we would be resolv'd,
Before we hear him, of some things of weight,
That task our Thoughs, concerning us and France.
Enter the Arch-Bishop of Canterbury, and Bishop of Ely.

Cant.
God and his Angels guard your sacred Throne,
And make you long become it.

K. Henry.
Sure we thank you.
My learned Lord, we pray you to proceed,
And justly and religiously unfold,
Why the Law Salike, that they have in France,
Or should, or should not bar us in our Claim.
And God forbid, my dear and faithful Lord,
That you should fashion, wrest, or bow your reading,
Or nicely charge your understanding Soul
With opening Titles miscreate, whose right
Sutes not in native Colours with the truth:
For God doth know, how many now in health
Shall drop their Blood, in approbation
Of what your Reverence shall incite us to.
Therefore take heed how you impawn our Person,
How you awake our sleeping Sword of War:
We charge you in the Name of God take heed.
For never two such Kingdoms did contend
Without much fall of Blood, whose guiltless drops
Are every one, a Woe, a sore Complaint,
'Gainst him, whose Wrong gives edge unto the Swords,
That make such waste in brief Mortality.
Under this Conjuration, speak my Lord;
For we will hear, note, and believe in Heart,

-- 1299 --


That what you speak is in your Conscience washt,
As pure as Sin with Baptism.

Cant.
Then hear me, gracious Soveraign, and you Peers,
That owe your selves, your Lives, and Services,
To this Imperial Throne. There is no Bar
To make against your Highness' Claim to France,
But this which they produce from Pharamond,
In terram Salicam Mulieres ne succedant,
No Woman shall succeed in Salike Land:
Which Salike Land, the French unjustly gloze
To be the Realm of France, and Pharamond
The founder of this Law and female Bar.
Yet their own Authors faithfully affirm,
That the Land Salike is in Germany,
Between the Floods of Sala and of Elve:
Where Charles the Great having subdu'd the Saxons,
There left behind and settled certain French:
Who holding in disdain the German Women,
For some dishonest manners of their Life,
Establisht then this Law; to wit, No Female
Should be Inheritrix in Salike Land:
Which Salike, as I said, 'twixt Elve and Sala,
Is at this Day in Germany call'd Meisen.
Then doth it well appear; the Salike Law
Was not devised for the Realm of France:
Nor did the French possess the Salike Land,
Until four hundred one and twenty Years
After defunction of King Pharamond,
Idly suppos'd the Founder of this Law,
Who died within the Year of our Redemption,
Four hundred twenty six; and Charles the Great
Subdu'd the Saxons, and did seat the French
Beyond the River Sala, in the Year
Eight hundred five. Besides, their Writers say,
King Pepin, which deposed Childerick,
Did, as Heir general, being descended
Of Blithild, which was Daughter to King Clothair,
Make Claim and Title to the Crown of France:
Hugh Capet also, who usurp'd the Crown
Of Charles the Duke of Lorain, sole Heir-male
Of the true Line and Stock of Charles the Great:

-- 1300 --


To find his Title with some shews of truth,
Though in pure truth it was corrupt and naught,
Convey'd himself as th' Heir to th' Lady Lingare,
Daughter to Charlemain, who was the Son
To Lewis the Emperor, and Lewis the Son
Of Charles the Great: Also King Lewis the Tenth,
Who was sole Heir to the Usurper Capet,
Could not keep quiet in his Conscience,
Wearing the Crown of France, 'till satisfy'd,
That fair Queen Isabel, his Grandmother,
Was Lineal of the Lady Ermengære,
Daughter to Charles the foresaid Duke of Lorain:
By the which Marriage, the Line of Charles the Great
Was re-united to the Crown of France.
So, that as clear as is the Summer's Sun,
King Pepin's Title, and Hugh Capet's Claim,
King Lewis his Satisfaction, all appear
To hold in Right and Title of the Female:
So do the Kings of France upon this Day.
Howbeit, they would hold up this Salike Law,
To bar your Highness claiming from the Female,
And rather chuse to hide them in a Net,
Than amply to make bare their crooked Titles,
Usurpt from you and your Progenitors.

K. Henry.
May I with Right and Conscience make this Claim?

Cant.
The Sin upon my Head, dread Soveraign:
For in the Book of Numbers, it is writ,
When the Man dies, let the Inheritance
Descend unto the Daughter. Gracious Lord,
Stand for your own, unwind your bloody Flag,
Look back into your mighty Ancestors;
Go, my dread Lord, to your great Grandsire's Tomb,
From whom you claim; invoke his Warlike Spirit,
And your great Unkle, Edward the Black Prince,
Who on the French Ground play'd a Tragedy,
Making defeat on the full Power of France:
Whiles his most Mighty Father on a Hill,
Stood smiling, to behold his Lion's Whelp
Forage in Blood of French Nobility.
O noble English, that could entertain,
With half their Forces, the full Pride of France,

-- 1301 --


And let another half stand laughing by,
And out of work, and cold for action.

Ely.
Awake remembrance of these valiant dead,
And with your puissant Arm renew their Feats;
You are their Heir, you sit upon their Throne:
The Blood and Courage that renowned them,
Runs in your Veins; and my thrice-puissant Liege
Is in the very May-Morn of his Youth,
Ripe for Exploits and mighty Enterprises.

Exe.
Your Brother Kings and Monarchs of the Earth
Do all expect, that you should rouze your self,
As did the former Lions of your Blood.

West.
They know your Grace hath cause, and means, and might;
So hath your Highness, never King of England
Had Nobles richer, and more loyal Subjects,
Whose Hearts have left their Bodies here in England,
And lye pavillion'd in the Field of France.

Cant.
O let their Bodies follow, my dear Liege,
With Blood, and Sword, and Fire, to win your Right:
In aid whereof, we of the Spirituality
Will raise your Highness such a mighty Sum,
As never did the Clergy, at one time,
Bring in to any of your Ancestors.

K. Henry.
We must not only arm t'invade the French,
But lay down our Proportions, to defend
Against the Scot, who will make road upon us,
With all advantages.

Cant.
They of those Marches, gracious Soveraign,
Shall be a Wall sufficient to defend
Our Inland from the pilfering Borderers.

K. Henry.
We do not mean the coursing Snatchers only,
But fear the main intendment of the Scot,
Who hath been still a giddy Neighbour to us:
For you shall read, that my great Grandfather
Never went with his Forces into France,
But that the Scot, on his unfurnisht Kingdom,
Came pouring like a Tide into a Breach,
With ample and brim fulness of his force,
Galling the gleaned Land with hot assays,
Girding with grievous Siege, Towns and Castles:

-- 1302 --


That England being empty of defence,
Hath shook and trembled at th'ill Neighbourhood.

Cant.
She hath been then more fear'd than harm'd, my Liege,
For hear her but exampl'd by her self,
When all her Chivalry hath been in France,
And she a mourning Widow of her Nobles,
She hath her self not only well defended,
But taken and impounded as a Stray,
The King of Scots; whom she did send to France,
To fill King Edward's Fame with Prisoner Kings,
And make his Chronicle as rich with praise,
As is the Ouzy bottom of the Sea
With sunken Wrack, and sum-less Treasuries.

Ely.
But there's a Saying very old and true,
If that you will France win, then with Scotland first begin.
For once the Eagle, England, being in prey,
To her ungarded Nest, the Weazel, Scot,
Comes sneaking, and so sucks her Princely Eggs,
Playing the Mouse in absence of the Cat,
To spoil and havock more than she can eat.

Exe.
It follows then, the Cat must stay at home:
Yet that is but a crush'd necessity;
Since we have Locks to safeguard Necessaries,
And pretty Traps to catch the petty Thieves.
While that the armed Hand doth fight abroad,
Th'advised Head defends it self at home:
For Government, though high, and low, and lower,
Put into parts, doth keep in one consent,
Congreeing in a full and natural close,
Like Musick.

Cant.
Therefore doth Heav'n divide
The state of Man in divers Functions,
Setting Endeavour in continual Motion:
To which is fixed, as an Aim or Butt,
Obedience; for so work the Honey Bees,
Creatures that, by a Rule in Nature, teach
The Act of Order to a peopled Kingdom.
They have a King, and Officers of sorts,
Where some like Magistrates correct at home:
Others, like Merchants, venture Trade abroad:
Others, like Soldiers armed in their stings,

-- 1303 --


Make boot upon the Summer's Velvet buds:
Which Pillage, they with merry march bring home
To the Tent-Royal of their Emperor:
Who busied in his Majesty, surveys
The singing Mason building Roofs of Gold,
The civil Citizens kneading up the Honey;
The poor Mechanick Porters, crowding in
Their heavy Burthens at his narrow Gate:
The sad-ey'd Justice, with his surly hum,
Delivering o'er to Executors pale
The lazy yawning Drone. I this infer,
That many things having full reference
To one consent, may work contrariously:
As many Arrows loosed several ways
Come to one mark; as many ways meet in one Town,
As many fresh Streams meet in one salt Sea;
As many Lines close in the Dial's center;
So may a thousand Actions once a-foot,
And in one purpose, and be all well born
Without defeat. Therefore to France, my Liege,
Divide your happy England into four,
Whereof, take you one quarter into France,
And you withal shall make all Gallia shake,
If we with thrice such Powers left at home,
Cannot defend our own Doors from the Dog,
Let us be worried, and our Nation lose
The name of hardiness and policy.

K. Henry.
Call in the Messengers sent from the Dauphin.
Now are we all resolv'd, and by God's help
And yours, the noble Sinews of our Power;
France being ours, we'll bend it to our Awe,
Or break it all to pieces. Or there we'll sit,
Ruling in large and ample Empery,
O'er France, and all her, almost, Kingly Dukedoms,
Or lay these Bones in an unworthy Urn,
Tombless, with no remembrance over them;
Either our History shall with full Mouth
Speak freely of our Acts, or else our Grave,
Like Turkish Mute, shall have a Tongueless Mouth,
Not worshipt with a waxen Epitaph.

-- 1304 --

Enter Ambassadors of France.
Now are we well prepar'd to know the pleasure
Of our fair Cousin Dauphin; for we hear,
Your Greeting is from him, not from the King.

Amb.
May tplease your Majesty to give us leave
Freely to render what we have in Charge:
Or shall we sparingly shew you far off
The Dauphin's Meaning, and our Embassie.

K. Henry.
We are no Tyrant, but a Christian King,
Unto whose Grace our Passion is as subject,
As are our Wretches fetter'd in our Prisons:
Therefore with frank and with uncurbed plainess,
Tell us the Dauphin's Mind.

Amb.
Thus then in few.
You Highness, lately sending into France,
Did claim some certain Dukedoms, in the right
Of your great Predecessor, King Edward the Third.
In answer of which Claim, the Prince our Master
Says that you Savour too much of your Youth,
And bids you be advis'd: There's nought in France
That can be with a nimble Galliard won;
You cannot revel into Dukedoms there:
He therefore sends you, meeter for your Spirit,
This Tun of Treasure; and in lieu of this,
Desires you let the Dukedoms that you claim
Hear no more of you. This the Dauphin speaks.

K. Henry.
What Treasure, Uncle?

Exe.
Tennis-balls, my Liege.

K. Henry.
We are glad the Dauphin is so pleasant with us.
His Present, and your Pains we thank you for;
When we have match'd our Rackets to these Balls,
We will in France, by God's Grace, play a set
Shall strike his Father's Crown into the hazard.
Tell him he hath made a match with such a Wrangler,
That all the Courts of France will be disturb'd
With Chaces. And we understand him well,
And he comes o'er us with our wilder days,
Not measuring what use we made of them.
We never valu'd this poor Seat of England,
And therefore living hence, did give our self
To barbarous licence; as 'tis ever common,

-- 1305 --


That men are merriest when they are from home:
But tell the Dauphin, I will keep my State,
Be like a King, and shew my Sail of Greatness,
When I do rowse me in my Throne of France.
For that I have laid by my Majesty,
And plodded like a Man for working days:
But I will rise there with so full a Glory,
That I will dazzle all the Eyes of France,
Yea strike the Dauphin blind to look on us.
And tell the pleasant Prince, this Mock of his
Hath turn'd his Balls to Gun-stones, and his Soul
Shall stand sore charged, for the wasteful Vengeance
That shall fly with them: For many a thousand Widows
Shall this his Mock mock out of their dear Husbands;
Mock Mothers from their Sons, mock Castles down:
And some are yet ungotten and unborn,
That shall have cause to curse the Dauphin's Scorn.
But this lyes all within the Will of God,
To whom I do appeal, and in whose Name
Tell you the Dauphin, I am coming on,
To venge me as I may, and to put forth
My rightful hand in a well-hallow'd cause.
So get you hence in Peace, and tell the Dauphin,
His Jest will savor but of shallow Wit,
When thousands weep more than did laugh at it.
Convey them with safe Conduct. Fare ye well. [Exeunt Ambassadors.

Exe.
This was a merry Message.

K. Henry.
We hope to make the Sender blush at it:
Therefore, my Lords, omit no happy hour,
That may give furth'rance to our Expedition;
For we have now no thought in us but France,
Save those to God, that run before our business.
Therefore let our Proportions for these Wars
Be soon collected, and all things thought upon,
That may with reasonable swiftness add
More Feathers to our Wings: For God before,
We'll chide this Dauphin at his Father's door.
Therefore let every Man now task his thought,
That this fair Action may on foot be brought.
[Exeunt.

-- 1306 --

Flourish. Enter Chorus.
Now all the Youth of England are on fire,
And silken Dalliance in the Wardrobe lyes:
Now thrive the Armourers, and Honour's thought
Reigns solely in the breast of every Man.
They sell the Pasture now, to buy the Horse,
Following the Mirror of all Christian Kings.
With winged heels, as English Mercuries.
For now sits Expectation in the Air,
And hides a Sword, from Hilts unto the Point,
With Crowns imperial, Crowns and Coronets,
Promis'd to Harry, and his Followers.
The French advis'd by good intelligence
Of this most dreadful preparation,
Shake in their fear, and with pale Policy
Seek to divert the English purposes.
O England! Model to thy inward Greatness,
Like little Body with a mighty Heart;
What might'st thou do, that Honour would thee do,
Were all thy Children kind and natural:
But see, thy fault France hath in thee found out;
A nest of hollow bosoms, which he fills
With treacherous Crowns, and three corrupted men:
One Richard Earl of Cambridge; and the second,
Henry Lord Scroop of Masham; and the third,
Sir Thomas Gray Knight of Northumberland,
Have for the Gilt of France, (O Guilt indeed!)
Confirm'd Conspiracy with fearful France,
And by their hands this grace of Kings must dye,
If Hell and Treason hold their Promises,
E'er he take ship for France; and in Southampton,
Linger your patience on, and we'll digest
Th'abuse of distance; force a play:
The Sum is pay'd, the Traitors are agreed,
The King is set for London, and the Scene
Is now transported, Gentles, to Southampton,
There is the Play-house now, there must you sit,
And thence to France shall we convey you safe,
And bring you back: Charming the narrow Seas
To give you gentle Pass; for if we may,
We'll not offend one stomach with our Play.

-- 1307 --


But till the King come forth, and not till then,
Unto Southampton do we shift our Scene. [Exit. Enter Corporal Nim, and Lieutenant Bardolph.

Bard.

Well met, Corporal Nim.

Nim.

Good morrow, Lieutenant Bardolph.

Bard.

What, are Ancient Pistol and you Friends yet?

Nim.

For my part, I care not: I say little; but when time shall serve, there shall be smiles, but that shall be as it may. I dare not fight, but I will wink, and hold out mine Iron; it is but a simple one, but what though? It will tost cheese, and it will endure cold, as another Man's sword will; and there's an end.

Bard.

I will bestow a breakfast to make you Friends, and we'll be all three sworn Brothers to France: Let it be so, good Corporal Nim.

Nim.

Faith, I will live so long as I may, that's the certain of it; and when I cannot live any longer, I will do as I may: That is my rest; that is the rendezvous of it.

Bard.

It is certain, Corporal, that he is married to Nel Quickly, and certainly she did you wrong, for you were troth-plight to her.

Nim.

I cannot tell, Things must be as they may; Men may sleep, and they may have their Throats about them at that time, and some say, knives have edges: It must be as it may, though patience be a tired name, yet she will plod, there must be Conclusions; well, I cannot tell.

Enter Pistol, and Quickly.

Bard.

Here comes Ancient Pistol and his Wife; good Corporal, be patient here. How now, mine Host Pistol?

Pist.

Base Tyke, call'st thou me Host? now by this hand, I swear I scorn the term; nor shall my Nel keep Lodgers.

Quick.

No by my troth, not long: For we cannot lodge and board a dozen or fourteen Gentlewomen that live honestly by the prick of their Needles, but it will be thought we keep a Bawdy-house straight. O welliday Lady, if he be not hewn now, we shall see wilful Adultery and Murther committed.

Bard.

Good Lieutenant, Good Coporal, offer nothing here.

Nim.

Pish.

-- 1308 --

Pist.

Pist for thee, Island Dog; thou prick-ear'd Cur of Island.

Quick.

Good Corporal Nim, shew thy Valour, and put up thy Sword.

Nim.

Will you shog off? I would have you Solus.

Pist.

Solus, egregious Dog! O Viper vile; The solus in thy most marvellous Face, the solus in thy Teeth, and in thy Throat, and in thy hateful Lungs, yea in thy Maw perdy; and which is worse, within thy nasty Mouth. I do retort the solus in thy Bowels; for I can take, and Pistol's cock is up, and flashing fire will follow.

Nim.

I am not Barbason you cannot conjure me: I have an humour to knock you indifferently well; If you grow foul with me, Pistol, I will scour you with my Rapier, as I may in fair terms. If you would walk off, I would prick your Guts a little in good terms, as I may, and that's the humour of it.

Pist.
O Braggard vile, and damned furious Wight,
The Grave doth gape, and doating Death is near,
Therefore exhale.

Bard.

Hear me, hear me what I say: He that strikes the first stroak, I'le run him up to the hilts, as I am a Soldier.

Pist.

An Oath of mickle might, and fury shall abate. Give me thy fist, thy fore-foot to me give: Thy spirits are most tall.

Nim.

I will cut thy throat one time or other in fair terms, that is the humour of it.

Pist.

Couple a gorge, that is the word. I defie thee again. O hound of Creet, think'st thou my Spouse to get? No, to the Spittle go, and from the Powdring tub of infamy, fetch forth the Lazar Kite of Cressid's kind, Dol Tear-sheet, she by name, and her espouse. I have, and I will hold the Quondam Quickly for the only she; and Pauca, there's enough to go to.

Enter the Boy.

Boy.

Mine Host Pistol, you must come to my Master, and your Hostess: He is very sick, and would to bed. Good Bardolph, put thy face between the sheets, and do the Office of a Warming-pan: Faith, he's very ill.

Bard.

Away, you Rogue.

-- 1309 --

Quick.

By my troth, he'll yield the Crow a pudding one of these days; the King has kill'd his heart. Good Husband come presently.

[Exit Quick.

Bard.

Come, shall I make you two Friends? We must to France together; why the Devil should we keep Knives to cut one another's Throats?

Pist.

Let Flouds o'erswell, and Fiends for Food howl on.

Nim.

You'll pay me the eight Shillings, I won of you at Betting.

Pist.

Base is the Slave that pays.

Nim.

That now I will have; that's the humour of it.

Pist.

As Manhood shall compound; push home.

[Draw.

Bard.

By this Sword, he that makes the first thrust, I'le kill him; by this Sword I will.

Pist.

Sword is an Oath, and Oaths must have their course.

Bard.

Corporal Nim, and thou wilt be Friends, be Friends; and thou wilt not, why then be Enemies with me too; prethee put up.

Pist.

A Noble shalt thou have, and present Pay, and Liquor likewise will I give to thee, and Friendship shall combine, and Brotherhood. I'll live by Nim, and Nim shall live by me, is not this just? For I shall Sutler be unto the Camp, and Profits will accrue. Give us thy hand.

Nim.

I shall have my Noble?

Pist.

In cash, most justly paid.

Nim.

Well then, that's the humour of't.

Enter Hostess.

Host.

As ever you came of Women, come in quickly to Sir John: A poor heart, he is so shak'd of a burning quotidian Tertian, that it is most lamentable to behold. Sweet Men, come to him.

Nim.

The King hath run bad humours on the Knight, that's the even of it.

Pist.

Nim, thou hast spoke the right, his heart is fracted and corrroborate.

Nim.

The King is a good King, but it must be as it may; he passes some humours and carreers.

Pist.

Let us condole the Knight, for, Lambkins, we will live.

[Exeunt. Enter Exeter, Bedford, and Westmorland.

Bed.
Fore God, his Grace is bold to trust these Traitors.

-- 1310 --

Exe.
They shall be apprehended by and by.

West.
How smooth and even they do bear themselves,
As if Allegiance in their Bosoms sate,
Crowned with Faith and constant Royalty.

Bed.
The King hath note of all that they intend,
By interception which they dream not of.

Exe.
Nay, but the Man that was his Bedfellow!
Whom he hath lull'd and cloy'd with gracious favours,
That he should, for a Foreign Purse, so sell
His Soveraign's life to death and treachery.
[Sound Trumpets. Enter the King, Scroop, Cambridge and Gray.

K. Henry.
Now sits the Wind fair, and we will aboard.
My Lord of Cambridge, and my kind Lord of Masham,
And you my gentle Knight, give me your thoughts:
Think you not, that the Powers we bear with us
Will cut their passage through the Force of France?
Doing the execution, and the act,
For which we have in head assembled them.

Scroop.
No doubt, my Liege; if each Man do his best.

K. Henry.
I doubt not that, since we are well persuaded,
We carry not a Heart with us from hence,
That grows not in a fair consent with ours:
Nor leave not one behind, that doth not wish
Success and Conquest to attend on us.

Cam.
Never was Monarch better fear'd and lov'd,
Than is your Majesty; there's not, I think, a Subject
That sits in heart-grief and uneasiness
Under the sweet shade of your Government.

Gray.
True; those that were your Father's Enemies,
Have steept their Gauls in Honey, and do observe you
With hearts create of duty, and of zeal.

K. Henry.
We therefore have great cause of thankfulness;
And shall forget the Office of our hand,
Sooner than quittance of desert and merit,
According to the weight and worthiness.

Scroop.
So Service shall with steeled sinews toil,
And labour shall refresh it self with hope,
To do your Grace incessant services.

K. Henry.
We judge no less. Uncle of Exeter,
Inlarge the Man committed yesterday,

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That rail'd against our Person: We consider,
It was excess of Wine that set him on,
And on his more advice, We pardon him.

Scroop.
That's Mercy, but too much Security:
Let him be punish'd, Soveraign, lest Example
Breed, by his sufferance, more of such a kind.

K. Henry.
O let us yet be merciful.

Cam.
So may your Highness, and yet punish too.

Gray.
Sir, you shew great mercy, if you give him Life,
After the taste of much Correction.

K. Henry.
Alas, your too much love and care of me,
Are heavy Orisons 'gainst this poor wretch.
If little faults, proceeding on distemper,
Shall not be wink'd at, how shall we stretch our Eye
When Capital Crimes, chew'd, swallow'd, and digested
Appear before us? We'll yet enlarge that Man,
Though Cambridge, Scroop, and Gray, in their dear care
And tender preservation of our Person,
Would have him punish'd. And now to our French Causes,
Who are the late Commissioners?

Cam.
I one, my Lord,
Your Highness bad me ask for it to day.

Scroop.
So did you me, my Liege.

Gray.
And I, my Royal Soveraign.

K. Henry.
Then Richard Earl of Cambridge, there is yours:
There yours Lord Scroop of Masham, and Sir Knight,
Gray of Northumberland, this same is yours:
Read them, and know I, know your worthiness.
My Lord of Westmorland, and Uncle Exeter,
We will aboard to night. Why, how now Gentlemen?
What see you in those Papers, that you lose
So much Complexion? Look ye how they change!
Their Cheeks are Paper. Why, what read you there,
That hath so cowarded and chac'd your Blood
Out of appearance?

Camb.
I do confess my fault,
And do submit me to your Highness mercy.

Gray. Scroop.
To which we all appeal.

K. Henry.
The mercy that was quick in us but late,
By your own Counsel is supprest and kill'd:
You must not dare, for shame, to talk of mercy,

-- 1312 --


For your own Reasons turn into your Bosoms,
As Dogs upon their Masters, worrying you.
See you, my Princes and my Noble Peers,
These English Monsters! My Lord of Cambridge here,
You know how apt our love was to accord
To furnish him with all appertinents
Belonging to his Honour; and this Man,
Hath for a few light Crowns, lightly conspir'd
And sworn unto the practices of France
To kill us here at Hampton. To the which,
This Knight, no less for bounty bound to us
Than Cambridge is; hath likewise sworn. But O!
What shall I say to thee, Lord Scroop, thou cruel,
Ingrateful, savage, and inhuman Creature!
Thou that did'st bear the Key of all my Counsels,
That knew'st the very bottom of my Soul,
That, almost, might'st have coin'd me into Gold,
Would'st thou have practis'd on me, for thy use?
May it be possible, that Foreign hire
Could out of thee extract one spark of Evil
That might annoy my finger? 'Tis so strange,
That though the truth of it stand off as gross,
As black and white, my Eye will scarcely see it.
Treason and Murther, ever kept together,
As two yoak Devils sworn to either's purpose,
Working so grosly in a Natural Cause,
That admiration did not hoop at them.
But thou, 'gainst all Proportion, didst bring in
Wonder to wait on Treason, and on Murther:
And whatsoever cunning Fiend it was
That wrought upon thee so preposterously,
Hath got the voice in Hell for excellence:
And other Devils that suggest By-Treasons,
Do botch and bungle up Damnation,
With Patches, Colours, and with Forms, being fetcht
From glist'ring Semblances of Piety:
But he that temper'd thee, bad thee stand up,
Gave thee no instance why thou shouldst do Treason,
Unless to dub thee with the name of Traitor.
If that same Dæmon that hath gull'd thee thus,
Should with his Lion-gate walk the whole world,

-- 1313 --


He may return to vasty Tartar back,
And tell the Legions, I can never win
A Soul so easie as that Englishman's.
Oh, how hast thou with Jealousie infected
The sweetness of Affiance! Shew Men dutiful?
Why so didst thou. Seem they Grave and Learned?
Why so didst thou. Come they of Noble Family?
Why so didst thou. Seem they Religious?
Why so didst thou. Or are they spare in Diet,
Free from gross Passion, or of Mirth, or Anger,
Constant in Spirit, not swerving with the Blood,
Garnish'd and deck'd in modest Complement,
Not working with the Eye, without the Ear,
And but in purged Judgment trusting neither?
Such and so finely boulted didst thou seem:
And thus thy Fall hath left a kind of blot,
To make thee full fraught Man, the best endued
With some suspicion, I will weep for thee.
For this revolt of thine methinks is like
Another fall of Man. Their Faults are open,
Arrest them to the answer of the Law
And God acquit them of their Practices.

Exe.

I arrest thee of High Treason, by the Name of Richard Earl of Cambridge.

I arrest thee of High Treason, by the Name of Thomas Lord Scroop of Masham.

I arrest thee of High Treason, by the Name of Thomas Grey, Knight of Northumberland.

Scroop.
Our Purposes God justly hath discover'd,
And I repent my Fault more than my Death;
Which I beseech your Highness to forgive,
Although my Body pay the price of it.

Cam.
For me the Gold of France did not seduce,
Although I did admit it as a motive,
The sooner to effect what I intended;
But, God be thanked for prevention,
Which I in sufferance heartily will rejoyce for,
Beseeching God and you to pardon me.

Gray.
Never did faithful Subject more rejoyce
At the discovery of most dangerous Treason,
Than I do at this hour joy o'er my self,

-- 1314 --


Prevented from a damned Enterprize:
My Fault, but not my Body, pardon, Sovereign.

K. Henry.
God quit you in his Mercy; hear your Sentence:
You have conspir'd against our Royal Person,
Join'd with an Enemy proclaim'd, and from his Coffers
Receiv'd the golden Earnest of our Death;
Wherein you would have sold your King to slaughter,
His Princes and his Peers to Servitude,
His Subjects to Oppression and Contempt,
And his whole Kingdom into Desolation:
Touching our Person, seek we no Revenge,
But we our Kingdom's safety must so tender,
Whose Ruin you three sought, that to her Laws
We do deliver you. Get you therefore hence,
Poor miserable Wretches, to your Death;
The taste whereof God of his Mercy give
You patience to endure, and true Repentance
Of all your dear Offences. Bear them hence. [Exeunt.
Now, Lords, for France, the Enterprize whereof
Shall be to you as us, like glorious.
We doubt not of a fair and lucky War,
Since God so graciously hath brought to light
This dangerous Treason lurking in our way,
To hinder our beginning. We doubt not now,
But every Rub is smoothed in our way:
Then forth, dear Country-men; let us deliver
Our Puissance into the Hand of God,
Putting it streight in expedition.
Chearly to Sea, the signs of War advance,
No King of England, if not King of France.
[Exeunt. Enter Pistol, Nim, Bardolph, Boy, and Hostess.

Host.

Prethee Honey, sweet Husband, let me bring thee to Staines.

Pist.

No, for my manly Heart doth yern. Bardolph, be blith: Nim, rouze thy vaunting Veins: Boy, bristle thy Courage up; for Falstaff he is dead, and we must yern therefore.

Bard.

Would I were with him wheresoe'er he is, either in Heaven, or in Hell.

Host.

Nay, sure, he's not in Hell; he's in Arthur's Bosom, if ever Man went to Arthur's Bosom; he made a finer

-- 1315 --

end, and went away and it had been any Chrisom Child; a parted just between Twelve and One, ev'n at the turning o'th' Tyde; for after I saw him fumble with the Sheets, and play with Flowers, and smile upon his Fingers end, I knew there was but one way; for his Nose was as sharp as a Pen, and a Table of Green Fields. How now, Sir John? quoth I. What Man? be a good Cheer; so a cried out, God, God, God, three or four times: Now I, to comfort him, bid him a should not think of God; I hop'd there was no need trouble himself with any such Thoughts yet: so a bad me lay more Clothes on his Feet: I put my Hand into the Bed and felt them, and they were as cold as a Stone: Then I felt to his Knees, and so upward and upward, all was as cold as any Stone.

Nim.

They say he cried out of Sack.

Host.

Ay, that a did.

Bard.

And of Women.

Host.

Nay, that a did not.

Boy.

Yes, that a did, and said they were Devils Incarnate.

Host.

A could never abide Carnation, 'twas a Colour he never lik'd.

Boy.

A said once, the Deule would have him about Women.

Host.

A did in some sort, indeed, handle Women; but then he was rheumatick and talk'd of the Whore of Babylon.

Boy.

Do you not remember a saw a Flea stick upon Bardolph's Nose, and said it was a black Soul burning in Hell.

Bard.

Well, the fuel is gone that maintain'd that Fire: That's all the Riches I got in his Service.

Nim.

Shall we shogg? the King will be gone from Shouthampton.

Pist.

Come, let's away. My Love, give me thy Lips: Look to my Chattels, and Moveables; let Senses rule; the world is, Pitch and pay; trust none, for Oaths are Straws, Mens Faiths are Wafer-Cakes, and hold-fast is the only Dog; my Duck, therefore, Caveto be thy Counsellor. Go, clear thy Christals. Yoke-fellows in Arms, let us to France, like Horse-leeches, my Boys, to suck, to suck, the very Blood to suck.

-- 1316 --

Boy.

And that's but unwholsome Food, they say.

Pist.

Touch her soft Mouth, and march.

Bard.

Farewel, Hostess.

Nim.

I cannot kiss, that is the humour of it; but adieu.

Pist.

Let Houswifery appear; keep close, I thee command.

Host.

Farewel; adieu.

[Exeunt. Enter the French King, the Dauphin, the Duke of Burgundy, and the Constable.

Fr. King.
Thus come the English with full Power upon us,
And more than carefully it us concerns,
To answer Royally in our defences.
Therefore the Dukes of Berry and of Britain,
Of Brabant, and of Orleans shall make forth,
And you, Prince Dauphin, with all swift dispatch;
To line and new repair our Towns of War
With Men of Courage, and with means defendant:
For England his approaches makes as fierce
As Waters to the sucking of a Gulf.
It fits us then to be as provident
As Fear may teach us, out of late Examples,
Left by the fatal and neglected English,
Upon our Fields.

Dau.
My most redoubted Father,
It is most meet we arm us 'gainst the Foe:
For Peace it self should not so dull a Kingdom,
(Tho' War, nor no known Quarrel were in question)
But that Defences, Musters, Preparations,
Should be maintain'd, assembled and collected,
As were a War in expectation.
Therefore, I say, 'tis meet we all go forth,
To view the sick and feeble parts of France:
And let us do it with no shew of Fear;
No, with no more than if we heard that England
Were busied with a Whitson Morris-dance:
For, my good Liege, she is so idly King'd,
Her Scepter so fantastically born,
By a vain, giddy, shallow, humorous Youth,
That Fear attends her not.

Con.
O Peace, Prince Dauphin,
You are too much mistaken in this King:
Question your Grace the late Ambassadors,

-- 1317 --


With what great State he heard their Embassie,
How well supply'd with Noble Councellors,
How modest in exception, and, withal,
How terrible in constant Resolution:
And you shall find his Vanities fore-spent
Were but the out-side of the Roman Brutus,
Covering Discretion with a Coat of Folly;
As Gardeners do with Ordure hide those Roots
That shall first spring, and be most delicate.

Dau.
Well, 'tis not so, my Lord High Constable.
But tho' we think it so, it is no matter:
In causes of Defence, 'tis best to weigh
The Enemy more mighty than he seems,
So the Proportions of defence are fill'd;
Which of a weak and niggardly projection,
Doth, like a Miser, spoil his Coat with scanting
A little Cloath.

Fr. King.
Think we King Harry strong;
And Princes, look, you strongly arm to meet him.
The Kindred of him hath been flesh'd upon us:
And he is bred out of that bloody strain
That haunted us in our familiar Paths;
Witness our too much memorable Shame,
When Cressy Battel fatally was struck,
And all our Princes captiv'd by the Hand
Of that black Name, Edward, black Prince of Wales:
Whiles that his Mountain Sire, on Mountain standing,
Up in the Air, crown'd with the Golden Sun.
Saw his Heroick Seed, and smil'd to see him
Mangle the work of Nature, and deface
The Patterns that by God and by French Fathers
Had twenty Years been made. This is a Stem
Of that Victorious Stock; and let us fear
The native mightiness and fate of him.
Enter a Messenger.

Mess.
Ambassadors from Harry, King of England,
Do crave admittance to your Majesty.

Fr. King.
We'll give them present Audience.
Go, and bring them.
You see this Chase is hotly followed, Friends.

-- 1318 --

Dau.
Turn Head, and stop pursuit; for Coward Dogs
Most spend their Mouths, when what they seem to threaten
Runs far before them. Good my Sovereign,
Take up the English short, and let them know
Of what a Monarchy you are the Head:
Self-love, my Liege, is not so vile a Sin,
As self-neglecting.
Enter Exeter.

Fr. King.
From our Brother of England?

Exe.
From him, and thus he greets your Majesty:
He wills you in the Name of God Almighty,
That you devest your self, and lay apart
The borrowed Glories, that, by gift of Heaven,
By Law of Nature, and of Nations, 'longs
To him and to his Heirs; namely, the Crown;
And all wide-stretched Honours that pertain,
By Custom and the Ordinance of Times,
Unto the Crown of France. That you may know
Tis no sinister, nor no awkward Claim,
Pick'd from the Worm-holes of long-vanish'd days,
Nor from the dust of old Oblivion rak'd,
He sends you this most memorable Line,
In every Branch truly demonstrative,
Willing you over-look his Pedigree;
And when you find him evenly deriv'd
From his most fam'd of famous Ancestors,
Edward the Third; he bids you then resign
Your Crown and Kingdom indirectly held
From him, the native and true Challenger.

Fr. King.
Or else what follows?

Exe.
Bloody constraint; for if you hide the Crown
Even in your Hearts, there will he rake for it.
And therefore in fierce Tempest is he coming,
In Thunder and in Earthquake, like a Jove:
That if requiring fail, he will compell.
He bids you, in the Bowels of the Lord,
Deliver up the Crown, and to take mercy
On the poor Souls for whom this hungry War
Opens his vasty Jaws; and on your Head
Turning the Widow's Tears, the Orphans Crys,
The dead Mens Bloods, the privy Maidens Groans,

-- 1319 --


For Husbands, Fathers, and betrothed Lovers,
That shall be swallowed in this Controversie.
This is his Claim, his Threatning, and my Message;
Unless the Dauphin be in presence here,
To whom expresly I bring Greeting too.

Fr. King.
For us, we will consider of this further:
To morrow shall you bear our full intent
Back to our Brother of England.

Dau.
For the Dauphin,
I stand here for him; what to him from England?

Exe.
Scorn and Defiance, slight Regard, Contempt,
And any thing that may not mis-become
The mighty Sender, doth he prize you at.
Thus says my King; and if your Father's Highness
Do not, in grant of all Demands at large,
Sweeten the bitter Mock you sent his Majesty;
He'll call you to so hot an Answer of it,
That Caves and womby Vaultages of France
Shall chide your Trespass, and return your Mock
In second Accent of his Ordinance.

Dau.
Say, if my Father tender fair return,
It is against my will; for I desire
Nothing but Odds with England; to that end,
As matching to his Youth and Vanity,
I did present him with the Paris Balls.

Exe.
He'll make your Paris Louver shake for it,
Were it the Mistress Court of mighty Europe:
And be assur'd you'll find a difference,
As we, his Subjects, have in wonder found,
Between the Promise of his greener days
And these he masters now; now he weighs Time
Even to the utmost Grain, that you shall read
In your own Losses, if he stay in France.

Fr. King.
To morrow shall you know our mind at full.
[Flourish.

Exe.
Dispatch us with all speed, lest that our King
Come here himself to question our delay,
For he is footed in this Land already.

Fr. King.
You shall be soon dispatch'd with fair Conditions.
A Night is but small breath, and little pause
To answer matters of this Consequence.
[Exeunt.

-- 1320 --


Charles Gildon [1709–1710], The works of Mr. William Shakespear; in six [seven] volumes. Adorn'd with Cuts. Revis'd and Corrected, with an Account of the Life and Writings of the Author. By N. Rowe ([Vol. 7] Printed for E. Curll... and E. Sanger [etc.], London) [word count] [S11401].
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