SCENE XII.
Same Apartment continued.
Enter Falstaff.
Fal.
Well, my fair princess, see thy wand'ring knight.
Urs.
Welcome to London, Sir John; thou art indeed
a wanderer.
Fal.
A true knight-errant for thy sake.
Urs.
For my sake, Sir John?
Fal.
Ay, for thine, my Helen. Have I not encounter'd
tremendous giants and fiery dragons, in the rebels of
Northumberland and Wales? And then for magicians and
enchanted castles: Owen Glendower and his Welch devils
we put to the rout; and many a strong-hold between here
and West-Chester have I visited, releasing fair damsels and
distressed 'squires from captivity. I brought two of the
latter up to town; I would they were safely immur'd in the
country again.
Urs.
And all these exploits for me, Sir John.
Fal.
As I am a true knight, to lay my laurels at thy
feet.
Urs.
Do you then still love me in sincerity, Sir John?
Fal.
Do I love thee? Am I a soldier? Have I courage?
Love thee; I will be thy Trollus, and thou shalt
be my Cressida.
Urs.
You have long told me so, indeed.
Fal.
And can I lye? Thou shalt be sole possessor of my
person and wealth. Thou shalt share in the honours done
me at the court of the new king. Thou shalt—but what
shalt thou not do? We will be married incontinently.
Urs.
O, Sir John, you know your own power and our
sex's weakness: but indeed for decency I cannot so speedily
consent. Besides, Sir John, I am not yet put into
possession of my estate and moneys.
Fal.
Nay then, as thou sayst, love, for decency's sake,
we must bear with a short delay: but I will no longer be
kept out of possession than thou art.
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Urs.
You shall not, Sir John: and, in the mean time,
our lawyers shall confer on the terms of our marriage.
Fal.
I hate lawyers. Let a priest suffice. Am not I a
man of honour?
To do thee less than justice were a sin.
Give me thy lips; we'll settle all within.
End of the Third Act.
William Kenrick [1760], Falstaff's Wedding: a comedy. Being a Sequel to the Second Part of the Play of King Henry the Fourth. Written in Imitation of Shakespeare, By Mr. Kenrick (Printed for J. Wilkie... [and] F. Blyth [etc.], London) [word count] [S34600].