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DRAMATIS PERSONÆ A Lord. A Person in the Induction. Christopher Sly, a tinker. A Person in the Induction. Hostess, Page, Players, Huntsmen, and Servants [Page], [Player 1], [Player 2], [Hunstman 1], [Huntsman 2], [Servant], [Servant 1], [Servant 2], [Servant 3], [Messenger]. Persons in the Induction. Baptista, a rich gentleman of Padua. Vincentio, an old gentleman of Pisa. Lucentio, son to Vincentio, in love with Bianca. Petruchio^{2 note}, a gentleman of Verona, a suitor to Katharina. Gremio, suitor to Bianca. Hortensio, suitor to Bianca. Tranio, servant to Lucentio. Biondello, servant to Lucentio. Grumio^{3 note}, servant to Petruchio. Curtis^{4 note}, servant to Petruchio. A Pedant. Katharina [Katherina], the shrew, daughter to Baptista. Bianca, daughter to Baptista. Widow. Tailor, Haberdasher, and Servants attending on Baptista and Petruchio. [Servant], [Nathaniel], [Philip], [Joseph], [Nicholas], [Servant 1], [Peter] Scene: Padua, and Petruchio's country house.

THE TAMING OF THE SHREW. ^note

INDUCTION. [Footnote: Scene I. Before ^note an alehouse on a heath. Enter ^note Hostess and Sly.

Sly.

I'll pheeze ^note you, in faith.

Host.

A pair of stocks ^note, you rogue!

Sly.

Y'are a baggage: the Slys are no rogues; look in the chronicles; we came in ^note with Richard Conqueror. Therefore paucas ^note pallabris; let the world slide: sessa!

Host.

You will not pay for the glasses you have burst?

Sly.

No, not a denier. Go by, Jeronimy ^note: go to thy cold bed, and warm thee.

Host.

I know my remedy; I must go fetch the thirdborough ^note.

Sly.

Third, or fourth, or fifth borough, I'll answer him by law: I'll not budge an inch, boy: let him come, and kindly.

^noteHorns winded. ^note Enter a Lord from hunting, with his train.

Lord.
Huntsman, I charge thee, tender well my hounds:
Brach ^note Merriman, the poor cur is emboss'd; ^note
And couple Clowder with the deep-mouth'd brach.
Saw'st thou not, boy, how Silver made it good
At the hedge-corner, in the coldest fault?
I would not lose the dog for twenty pound.

First Hun.
Why, Belman is as good as he, my lord;
He cried upon it at the merest loss
And twice to-day pick'd out the dullest scent:
Trust me, I take him for the better ^note dog.

Lord.
Thou art a fool: if Echo were as fleet,
I would esteem him worth a dozen such.
But sup them well and look unto them all:
To-morrow I intend to hunt again.

First Hun.
I will, my lord.

Lord.
What's here? one dead, or drunk? See, doth he breathe?

Sec. Hun.
^noteHe breathes, my lord. Were he not warm'd with ale,
This were a bed but cold to sleep so soundly.

Lord.
O monstrous beast! how like a swine he lies!
Grim death, how foul and loathsome is thine image!
Sirs, I will practise on this drunken man.
What think you, if he were convey'd to bed,
Wrapp'd in sweet clothes, rings put upon his fingers,
A most delicious banquet by his bed ^note,
And brave attendants near him when he wakes,
Would not the beggar then forget himself?

First Hun.
Believe me, lord, I think he cannot choose.

Sec. Hun.
It would seem strange unto him when he waked.

Lord.
Even as a flattering dream or worthless fancy.
Then ^note take him up and manage well the jest:
Carry him gently to my fairest chamber
And hang it round with all my wanton pictures:
Balm his foul head ^note in ^note warm distilled waters
And burn sweet wood to make the lodging sweet:
Procure me music ready when he wakes,
To make a dulcet and a heavenly sound;
And if he chance to speak, be ready straight
And with a low submissive reverence
Say ‘What is it your honour will command?’
Let one attend him with a silver basin
Full of rose-water and bestrew'd with flowers;
Another bear the ewer, the third ^note a diaper,
And say ‘Will't please your lordship cool your hands?’
Some one be ready with a costly suit
And ask him what apparel he will wear;
Another tell him of his hounds and horse,
And that his lady mourns at his disease:
Persuade him that he hath been lunatic;
And when he says he is, ^note say that he dreams,
For he is nothing but a mighty lord.
This do and do it kindly, gentle sirs:
It will be pastime passing excellent,
If it be husbanded with modesty.

First Hun.
My lord, I warrant you we will ^note play our part,
As he shall think by our true diligence
He is no less than what we say he is.

Lord.
Take him up gently and to bed with him;
And each one to his office when he wakes. [Some bear out Sly. ^note A trumpet sounds. ^note
Sirrah, go see what trumpet 'tis that sounds: [Exit Servingman. ^note
Belike, some noble gentleman that means,
Travelling some journey, to repose him here. ^note Re-enter ^note Servingman.
How now! who is it?

Serv.
An't please your honour, players
That ^note offer ^note service to your lordship.

Lord.
Bid them come near. Enter Players. ^note
Now, fellows, you are welcome.

Players.
We thank your honour.

Lord.
Do you intend to stay with me to-night?

A Player. ^note
So please your lordship to accept our duty.

Lord.
With all my heart. This fellow I remember,
Since once he play'd a farmer's eldest son:
'Twas where you woo'd the gentlewoman so well:
I have forgot your name; but, sure, that part
Was aptly fitted ^note and naturally perform'd.

A Player. ^note
I think 'twas Soto that your honour means.

Lord.
'Tis very true: thou didst it excellent.
Well, you are come to me in happy time;
The rather for I have some sport in hand
Wherein your cunning can assist me much.
There is a lord will hear you play to-night:
But I am doubtful of your modesties;

Lest over-eyeing of his odd behaviour,—
For yet his honour never heard a play,—
You break into some merry passion
And so offend him; for I tell you, sirs,
If you should smile he grows impatient.

A Player. ^note
Fear not, my lord: we can contain ourselves,
^noteWere he the veriest antic in the world.

Lord.
Go, sirrah, take them to the buttery,
And give them friendly welcome every one ^note:
Let them want nothing that my house affords. [Exit one with the Players.
Sirrah, go you to Barthol'mew ^note my page,
And see him dress'd in all suits like a lady:
That done, conduct him to the drunkard's chamber;
And call him ‘madam,’ do him obeisance.
Tell him from me, as he will win my love,
He bear ^note himself with honourable action,
Such as he hath observed in noble ladies
Unto their lords, by them accomplished:
Such duty to the drunkard let him do
With soft low ^note tongue and lowly courtesy,
And say, ‘What is't your honour will ^note command,
Wherein your lady and your humble wife
May show her duty and make known her love?’
And then with kind embracements, tempting kisses,
And with declining head into his bosom,
Bid him shed tears, as being overjoy'd
To see her noble lord restored to health,
Who for this seven ^note years hath esteemed him ^note
No better than a poor and loathsome beggar:
And if the boy have not a woman's gift
To rain a shower of commanded tears,

An onion will do well for such a shift,
Which in a napkin being close convey'd ^note
Shall in despite enforce a watery eye.
See this dispatch'd with all the haste thou canst:
Anon I'll give thee more instructions. [Exit a Servingman.
I know the boy will well usurp the grace,
Voice, gait and action of a gentlewoman:
I long to hear him call the drunkard husband,
And how my men will stay themselves from laughter
When they do homage to this simple peasant. ^note
I'll in to counsel them; haply my presence
May well abate the ^note over-merry spleen
Which otherwise would grow into extremes. [Exeunt. ^note Scene II. [Footnote: A bedchamber in the Lord's house. ^note Enter aloft Sly ^note, with Attendants; some with apparel, others with basin and ewer and other appurtenances, and Lord.

Sly. ^note

For God's sake, a pot of small ale.

First Serv.
Will't please your lordship drink a cup of sack?

Sec. Serv.
Will't please your honour taste of these conserves?

Third Serv.
What raiment will your honour wear to-day?

Sly.

I am Christophero ^note Sly; call not me ‘honour’ nor ‘lordship:’ I ne'er drank sack in my life; and if you give me any conserves, give me conserves of beef: ne'er ask me what raiment I'll wear; for I have no more doublets than

backs, no more stockings than legs, nor no more shoes than feet; nay, sometime ^note more feet than shoes, or such shoes as my toes look through the overleather.

Lord.
Heaven cease this idle ^note humour in your honour!
O, that a mighty man of such descent,
Of such possessions and so high esteem,
Should be infused with so foul a spirit!

Sly.

What, would you make me mad? Am not I Christopher ^note Sly, old Sly's ^note son of Burton-heath ^note, by birth a pedlar, by education a card-maker ^note, by transmutation a bear-herd, and now by present profession a tinker? Ask Marian Hacket, the fat ale-wife of Wincot, if she know me not: if she say I am not fourteen pence ^note on the score ^note for sheer ^note ale, score me up for the lyingest knave in Christendom. What! ^note I am not bestraught ^note: here's— ^note

Third Serv. ^note
O, this it is that makes your lady mourn!

Sec. Serv.
O, this is it ^note that makes your servants droop!

Lord.
Hence comes it that your kindred shuns ^note your house,
As beaten hence by your strange lunacy.
O noble lord, bethink thee of thy birth,
Call home thy ancient thoughts from banishment
And banish hence these abject lowly dreams.
Look how thy servants do attend on thee,
Each in his office ready at thy beck.
Wilt thou have music? hark! Apollo plays, [Music.
And twenty caged nightingales do sing:
Or wilt thou sleep? we'll have thee to a couch

Softer and sweeter than the lustful bed
On purpose trimm'd up for Semiramis.
Say thou wilt walk; we will bestrew the ground:
Or wilt thou ride? thy horses shall be trapp'd,
Their harness studded all with gold and pearl.
Dost thou love hawking? thou hast hawks will soar
Above the morning lark: or wilt thou hunt?
Thy hounds ^note shall make the welkin answer them,
And fetch shrill echoes from the hollow earth.

First Serv.
Say thou wilt course; thy greyhounds are as swift
As breathed stags, ay, fleeter than the roe.

Sec. Serv. ^note
Dost thou love pictures? we will fetch thee straight
Adonis painted by a running brook
And Cytherea all in sedges hid
Which seem to move and wanton with her breath,
Even as the waving sedges play with ^note wind.

Lord.
We'll show thee Io as she was a maid
And how she was beguiled and surprised,
As lively painted as the deed was done.

Third Serv.
Or Daphne roaming through a thorny wood,
Scratching her legs that one shall swear she bleeds,
And at that sight shall sad Apollo weep,
So workmanly the blood and tears are drawn.

Lord.
Thou art a lord and nothing but a lord:
Thou hast a lady far more beautiful
Than any woman in this waning age.

First Serv.
And till the tears that she hath shed for thee
Like envious floods o'er-run ^note her lovely face,
She was the fairest creature in the world;
And yet she is inferior to none.

Sly.
Am I a lord? and have I such a lady?
Or do I dream? or have I dream'd till now?
I do not sleep: I see, I hear, I speak;
I smell sweet savours and I feel soft things:
Upon my life, I am a lord indeed

And not a tinker nor Christophero ^note Sly.
Well, bring our lady hither to our sight;
And once again, a pot o' the smallest ale. ^note

Sec. Serv.
Will't please your mightiness to wash your hands?
O, how we joy to see your wit ^note restored!
O, that once more you knew but what you are!
These fifteen years you have been in a dream;
Or when you waked, so ^note waked as if you slept.

Sly.
These fifteen years! by my fay, a goodly nap.
But did I never speak of all that time?

First Serv.
O, yes, my lord, but very idle words:
For though you lay here in this goodly chamber,
Yet would you say ye were beaten out of door;
And rail ^note upon the hostess of the house;
And say you would present her at the leet,
Because she brought stone jugs and no ^note seal'd quarts:
Sometimes you would call out for Cicely Hacket.

Sly.
Ay, the woman's maid of the house.

Third Serv.
Why, sir, you know no house nor no such maid,
Nor no such men as you have reckon'd up,
As Stephen Sly and old John Naps of Greece ^note
And Peter Turph and Henry ^note Pimpernell
And twenty more such names and men as these
Which never were nor no man ever saw.

Sly.
Now Lord be thanked for my good amends!

All.
^noteAmen.

Sly.
I thank thee: thou shalt not lose by it. ^noteEnter ^note the Page as a lady, attended.

Page.
How fares my noble lord?

Sly.
Marry, I fare well; for here is cheer enough.
Where is my wife? ^{note note}

Page.
Here, noble lord: what is thy will with her?

Sly.
Are you my wife and will not call me husband?
My men should call me ‘lord:’ I am your good-man.

Page.
My husband and my lord, my lord and husband;
I am your wife in all obedience.

Sly.
I know it well. What must I call her?

Lord.
Madam.

Sly.
Al'ce ^note madam, or Joan madam?

Lord.
‘Madam,’ and nothing else: so lords call ladies.

Sly.
^noteMadam ^note wife, they say that I have dream'd
And slept above ^note some fifteen year or ^note more ^note.

Page.
Ay, and the time seems thirty unto me,
Being all this time abandon'd from your bed.

Sly.
'Tis much. Servants, leave me and her alone.
Madam, undress you and come now to bed ^note.

Page.
Thrice-noble lord, let me entreat of you
To pardon me yet for a night or two;
Or, if not so, until the sun be set:
For your physicians have expressly charged,
In ^note peril to incur your ^note former malady,
That I should yet absent me from your bed:
I hope this reason stands for my excuse.

Sly.

Ay, it stands so that I may hardly tarry so long. But I would be loath to fall into my dreams ^note again: I will therefore tarry in despite of the flesh and the blood.

Mess.
Your honour's players, hearing your amendment,
Are come to play a pleasant comedy;

For so your doctors hold it very meet,
Seeing too much ^note sadness hath congeal'd your blood,
And melancholy is the nurse of frenzy:
Therefore they thought it good you hear a play
And frame your mind to mirth and merriment,
Which bars a thousand harms and lengthens life.

Sly.

Marry, I will, let them play it. Is not ^note a comonty ^note A Christmas gambold ^note or a tumbling-trick?

Page.

No, my good lord; it is more pleasing stuff.

Sly.

What, household stuff?

Page.

It is a kind of history.

Sly.

Well, we'll see't. Come, madam wife, sit by my ^noteside and let the world slip: we shall ne'er be younger ^{note note}.