Jul.
Counsel, Lucetta; gentle girl, assist me;
And, even in kind love, I do conjure thee,
Who art the table wherein all my thoughts
Are visibly character'd and engraved,
To lesson me; and tell me some good mean,
How, with my honour, I may undertake
A journey to my loving Proteus.

Luc.
Alas, the way is wearisome and long!

Jul.
A true-devoted pilgrim is not weary
To measure kingdoms with his feeble steps;
Much less shall she that hath Love's wings to fly,
And when the flight is made to one so dear,

Of such divine perfection ^note, as Sir Proteus.

Luc.
Better forbear till Proteus make return.

Jul.
O, know'st thou not, his looks are my soul's food?
Pity the dearth that I have pined in,
By longing for that food so long a time.
Didst thou but know the inly ^note touch of love,
Thou wouldst as soon go kindle fire with snow
As seek to quench the fire of love with words.

Luc.
I do not seek to quench your love's hot fire,
But qualify the fire's extreme ^note rage,
Lest it should burn above the bounds of reason.

Jul.
The more thou damm'st it up, the more it burns.
The current that with gentle murmur glides,
Thou know'st, being stopp'd, impatiently doth rage;
But when his fair course is not hindered,
He makes sweet music with the enamell'd stones,
Giving a gentle kiss to every sedge
He overtaketh in his pilgrimage;
And so by many winding nooks he strays,
With willing sport, to the wild ^note ocean.
Then let me go, and hinder not my course:
I'll be as patient as a gentle stream,
And make a pastime of each weary step,
Till the last step have brought me to my love;
And there I'll rest, as after much turmoil
A blessed soul doth in Elysium.

Luc.
But in what habit will you go along?

Jul.
Not like a woman; for I would prevent
The loose encounters of lascivious men:
Gentle Lucetta, fit me with such weeds
As may beseem some well-reputed page.

Luc.
Why, then, your ladyship must cut your hair.

Jul.
No, girl; I'll knit it up in silken strings
With twenty odd-conceited true-love knots.
To be fantastic ^note may become a youth
Of greater time than I shall show to be.

Luc.
What fashion, madam, shall I make your breeches?

Jul.
That fits as well as, ‘Tell me, good my lord,
What compass will you wear your farthingale?’
Why even what fashion thou best likest ^note, Lucetta.

Luc.
You must needs have them with a codpiece, madam.

Jul.
Out, out, Lucetta! that will be ill-favour'd.

Luc.
A round hose, madam, now's not worth a pin,
Unless you have a codpiece to stick pins on.

Jul.
Lucetta, as thou lovest me, let me have
What thou think'st meet, and is most mannerly.
But tell me, wench, how will the world repute me
For undertaking so unstaid a journey?
I fear me, it will make me scandalized.

Luc.
If you think so, then stay at home, and go not.

Jul.
Nay, that I will not.

Luc.
Then never dream on infamy, but go.
If Proteus like your journey when you come,
No matter who's displeased when you are gone:
I fear me, he will scarce be pleased withal ^note.

Jul.
That is the least, Lucetta, of my fear:
A thousand oaths, an ocean of his tears,
And instances of infinite ^note of love,
Warrant me welcome to my Proteus.

Luc.
All these are servants to deceitful men.

Jul.
Base men, that use them to so base effect!
But truer stars did govern Proteus' birth:
His words are bonds, his oaths are oracles;
His love sincere, his thoughts immaculate;
His tears pure messengers sent from his heart;
His heart as far from fraud as heaven from earth.

Luc.
Pray heaven he prove so, when you come to him!

Jul.
Now, as thou lovest me, do him not that wrong,
To bear a hard opinion of his truth:
Only deserve my love by loving him;

And presently go with me to my chamber,
To take a note of what I stand in need of,
To furnish me upon my longing ^note journey.
All that is mine I leave at thy dispose,
My goods, my lands, my reputation;
Only, in lieu thereof, dispatch me hence.
Come, answer not, but to it ^note presently!
I am impatient of my tarriance. [Exeunt.

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