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When hostile Arms to threat the Realms with Chains,
Rush, like a Deluge, o'er the neighb'ring Plains;
Princes, amaz'd, behold th' aspiring Foe,
And Empires tremble at th' impending Blow.
So may some mimic States behold, alarm'd,
These Forces rally'd, and our Heroes arm'd;
So may the hasty Troops, that we engage
Affright the neighb'ring Monarchs of the Stage.
Rest they in Peace—our Cause all Hate disowns,
We not attempt to shake their lawful Thrones;
No Plots have we,—no dire Cabals! yes—One,
One deep Design, indeed, we fairly own,
Which fills each anxious Hero's Mind;—and yet—
That deep Design, in troth,—is but—to eat.
  To-night, we all your Clemency intreat,
Conscious of Errors numberless and great.
Our Troops, undisciplin'd, can barely shew,
What, with Indulgence, they may hope to do:
Blushing, we to your Mercy bend, and know,
“The gen'rous Mind still spares the prostrate Foe.
Young Jane* note, the blooming Promise of our Spring,
Your Favour to a beauteous Flow'r may bring;
Whate'er her Genius, and whate'er her Mind,
Yet in the Husk of Infancy confin'd,
Time, and Indulgence, can unfold alone:
She the fair Bud—and you the rip'ning Sun.
Kindly remember from what Root she came,
And own her just, hereditary Claim;
Her Grandsire found a double Road to Fame,
And to the Player join'd the Poet's Name:

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Sometimes you've smil'd upon her Sire's Endeavours,
Who humbly hopes Continuance of your Favour
  Her Mother's Mem'ry fresh and fair survives,
And added Lustre to the Daughter gives;
By Nature's Self inspir'd she gain'd Applause,
Let her Remembrance plead the Daughter's Cause;
Who, full of modest Terror, dreads t' appear,
But, trembling, begs a Father's Fate to share.

This Play was acted, at the aforesaid Theatre, twelve Nights with Success. I undertook the Part of Romeo, and performed to the Satisfaction of my Auditors. Jenny nightly improved in the Part of Juliet. Our Audiences were frequently numerous, and of the politest Sort. During the Run of the Play, the following Verses were inserted in one of the News-Papers: They were the mere Effect of a young Gentleman's Good-nature, who professed his Admiration of Jane's Performance: This alone could be his Motive. We were neither of us acquainted with the Gentleman; the Verses were some time in Print before I ever saw them; and it was a long time before I even learned the Author's Name: So he was quite a Volunteer in young Juliet's Cause.—Here they are for your Perusal, if you please.


When Shakespear's Genius fir'd young Juliet's Tongue,
And, with Applause, the Roof theatric rung,
The raptur'd Muse her glad Assent bestow'd,
And mixt her Acclamations with the Crowd:
A generous Ardour, Fair-One, more would pay,
Take then the Plaudit of an artless Lay,
Which, too, too weak to vindicate thy Name,
Can but congratulate thy rising Fame,
And tell how sensibly my Heart was mov'd
When Juliet own'd she passionately lov'd;

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What Pain I felt to hear the fond One grieve
When banish'd Romeo took his early Leave!
Fixt to remain a true and faithful Bride,
How resolute the sleepy Charm she try'd,
And, waking, plung'd the Poniard in her Side!
So just her Accent, so correct her Air,
My Soul confess'd a very Juliet there.
Strange! that affected Nature can impart
Such real Pleasure, and such real Smart!
Yours is the Talent; whence our Hopes conceive
Good Sense and Freedom shall again revive;
Where damning Custom could, unheard, prevail,
Your Voice shall save the Poet and his Tale;
Who will not listen to your soothing Strain?
Can Merit plead an Author's Cause in vain?
  Where Innocence and rip'ning Beauty meet,
A solid Judgment and a piercing Wit;
These, on the Stage, Mankind, admiring, see,
And these Mankind admire and trace in Thee!
Still, still may Innocence thy Fortunes crown
With virtuous Bliss, and with a chaste Renown!
Convince a doubtful and censorious Age
Youth, uncorrupt, may tread the British Stage:
Oh! never, Nymph, so fair a Cause decline,
But, with unsully'd Lustre, ever shine!
Thus, living, reign in every Breast belov'd,
And stand to all Posterity approv'd.

At this time there were, besides myself, several Performers unemploy'd at the Theatres (why I was not engaged, will more at large appear in some Papers, and Addresses, &c. hereunto annexed) who all began to look towards my small Rag of a Standard, now set up in the Haymarket; and no wonder in such Circumstances, if, like the shipwrecked Sailors in the Tempest, they were ready to cry, A Sail! a Sail! at the Sight of a white Apron. Our little Campaign opened with such Appearance of Success, my much-superior rival Potentate, the Monarch of Drury-lane, began to be jealous of what he at first laughingly affected to despise. Our

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Forces encreased.—Mr. Mills, and his Wife, Mrs. Roberts, (since dead) Mr. Morgan, and some others, listed under my Bit of a Banner. (Mr. Macklin and his Wife were in Treaty with me, and Preliminary Articles were drawing up.) We found ourselves able, among other Things, to play the Conscious Lovers, for a Run of five or six Nights, in which Jenny gained a still farther Reputation in the Character of Indiana. Particularly, it was played one filthy, foggy, dismal, dreary Night, to a very good Audience, when one of the Theatres-Royal debated, till very late, whether they should play or no, to a most scanty Company; and the other Theatre-Royal forbore to light the Candles, which the thin Appearance they had would hardly enable them to pay for, and so courteously dismissed the very few who through foul Weather had come to see them.

Mrs. Clive (whose Merit needs no Commendation) was among the Number of discarded Performers. —She took a Concert for her Benefit, and to that End hired the Little Theatre of me. She was honoured with the Presence of their Royal Highnesses the Prince and Princess of Wales; and many Persons of the first Distinction appeared in the Pit and Boxes: It was concluded she was to be engaged with me, which probably might have been the Case had not a Power too great to be resisted put a Stop to our Proceedings.—Had she become one of our Allies much farther might have been hoped.— But, on my Walking, and Chatting, for about half an Hour one Day, with Mr. Garrick, in Covent-Garden, who was not then engaged (it being early in the Season) at any Theatre.—The Alarm immediately spread; it was now no Time to trifle:—Had the Queen of Hungary, in her Distresses, privately parley'd with the young Prussian Monarch, her Enemies could not have felt a greater Jealousy than possessed Prince Charles Fleetwood (then Drury's potent Patentee) on this ominous and threatning Interview. He sent one of his politick Emissaries, to sift from me, by

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way of Friendship, whether Mr. Garrick and I were likely to join Forces or no: And—to be sure!— if there had been any Agreement between us, I would have told him all. Pauvre Diable!—so he return'd —just as wise as he came.—Our Destruction however was determined, and we had no better Chance than some Dutch Garrisons against the thundering Bombs of Marshal Saxe.

On this, strong Application was made to our Superiors, in consequence of which down came, from the Lord Ch&wblank;berl&wblank;n's Office, a Noli Prosequi to our Proceedings.—Soon after we fruitlesly presented a Petition (signed by several Actors and Actresses, in behalf of themselves and other disbanded Troops) which, like many other publick Petitions, destined to be over-look'd, but never to be look'd-over, was ordered to lie upon the Table—Till the Sweeper perhaps brush'd it into the Fire:—On this I had Recourse (not without Advice) to the following Expedient; what was the Consequence you'll know presently: first read the Address (if you've a Mind to it)—Here it is.


&lblank; Poor Turlura poor Tom!
That's something yet;—Edgar I am no more. K. Lear.

Though Theatrical Cases have been, of late, very much in Fashion, it is with Reluctance I trouble the Town with any thing of this Sort; yet, I apprehend, the Necessity thereof will be so evident, the Publick will excuse it.

I shall not tire the Patience of my Readers with bitter Invectives against Patentees, or a partial Eulogium on myself: Their Behaviour the Town is pretty well acquainted with, of which, as well as of my Capacity

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pacity as a Performer, the Publick are left to judge for themselves. The Beginning of the Winter before this, at the pressing Solicitations of Mr. Fleetwood to join his Company, I left Dublin, though solicited to stay there, on very handsome and advantageous Terms. But it may not, perhaps, be absurd to make it known, that, last Summer, in three several Letters addressed to Mr. Fleetwood, I made him a Proffer of my Service, as an Actor, or Assistant-Manager, if he pleased to employ me as Either, or both, without any Sort of new Demand; nay, indeed, I left the Terms for him to propose, and flatter'd myself, my long Study and Experience might merit some Consideration; he, it seems, thought otherwise. I proffered him my Daughter's Service likewise, and waited upwards of Six Weeks for an Answer; but he had not Good-nature enough (I had like to have said Good-manners) to send me any Answer at all. I think there was not a Syllable, in any one of these Letters, could give the least Offence. In the Conclusion of my last I told him—If he continued his Silence, I must interpret it as a Negative to my proffer'd Service; therefore whatever Steps I took, I hoped he would not consider 'em as any Acts of Enmity towards him, but (as Self-preservation is the first Law of Nature) the Support of myself and Family required I should not be idle; and I should ever be desirous of continuing his obliged Friend, and very humble Servant.

In consequence of this, on September the 11th, I, by Permission, opened the Theatre in the Hay-market; the Success I met with requires my grateful Acknowledgments. I humbly entreat the Ladies and Gentlemen who have countenanced my Endeavours there, to accept of my unfeigned Thanks for all their past Favours.

Permission being discontinued, it behoves me to think how I am to live; and I wish to do it in such a manner, as may yet add to the Diversions of the Town, and in some sort entitle me to their future Protection.

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'Tis natural, in our Distresses, to apply to our Friends; I shall therefore call in to my Assistance one of the Sister-Arts, viz. MUSICK, and purpose to have frequent Concerts at the late Little Theatre in the Hay-Market, which I have taken to turn into an Academy, and will procure the best Hands and Voices I can engage. For my farther Support, I purpose to instruct (on very reasonable Terms) such young Persons of Genius as I can find, in the Arts of Action and Elocution, &c. so as to enable them to speak with Propriety in Publick, whatever Station of Life they may be called to, whether the Stage, the Bar, the Pulpit, or the Senate; but more particularly in the Theatrical Way: Thus this Academy may become a Nursery of Actors and Actresses, for the future Entertainment of the Town, when any Casualty may deprive the Play-houses of those Proficients who now appear on the different Stages.—As I am advised by the Learned in the Laws of the Land, that no Act of Parliament deems Acting Malum in se, I shall not be afraid, for the better Instruction of my Pupils, the more to embolden them to a Stage, to permit them frequently (in Conjunction with my Assistants) publickly to rehearse several Pieces of our most celebrated Authors; and that the Town may be the Judges of the Progress they make in their Studies, those Rehearsals (with proper Habits, Decorations, &c.) will be exhibited Gratis: To which publick Rehearsals the Patentees shall be also admitted, if they please to favour us with their Company, that thay may see whether the Academy does not afford some Performers who might be no bad Addition to their present Companies. Proper Masters will be provided for the Instruction of Gentlemen and Ladies, in several other Branches of Polite Literature; and a Plan of the whole, with the Terms, &c. annexed, will speedily be published.

Money will be taken for the Performances of the Concerts only; and the Exhibition of the Publick Rehearsals will be always Gratis. Care will be taken that every thing shall be conducted with the utmost Decency

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and Decorum; and such due Regard paid to the Government, the Laws of the Land, Religion, Morality, and the Peace of the Publick, that nothing, in the least offensive to either, shall be ever countenanced; but, on the contrary, all Offenders will be punished as the Law directs.

As a Servant of the Publick, I beg leave to subscribe myself

Their most obliged, devoted,
very humble Servant,
THEO. CIBBER.

From the New Academy in the Hay-Market, October 30. 1744.

Modus in dicendo quærendus.

Sunt quidam aut ita lingua hæsitantes, aut ita voce absoni, aut ita vultu motuque corporis vasti atque agrestes, ut etiamsi ingeniis atque arte valeant, tamen in doctorum numerum venire non possint: Sunt autem quidem ita naturæ muneribus in iisdem rebus habiles, ita ornati, ut non nati, sed ab aliquo Deo ficti esse videantur.

Cicero.

On November the 1st, the Academy was opened,— all was carefully and quietly conducted; the first Play was Romeo; the next was Cymbeline; Jenny Cibber play'd Imogen with no less Applause than had attended her other Performances: Money was taken to the Concert only, which lasted till near seven; then the Doors of the Theatre were shut, and the Rehearsal of the Play, (as proposed) given gratis to all whose Curiosity, or Leisure, inclined them to stay, and none could be admitted for Money after the Play begun.— All yet was calm; but oh! 'twas ominous!


“For as we often see before some Storm,
“A Silence in the Heavens, &c.— Vide Hamlet.

More Engines were set to work, to shake this new fangled Fabrick, this poor Academy; which occasioned the following literary Correspondence between

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the late Sir Thomas De Veil, Knight, Justice of Peace, &c. and Mr. Theophilus Cibber, then stiled Master of the New Academy in the Hay-Market: Take 'em in the Order they were wrote.

SIR,

I see by your Advertisements, in regard to your Academical Performances, that they are of the same Nature as Mr. L&wblank;c&wblank;y's were some Years ago, which brought him to a great deal of Trouble. Some strong Applications are making now to give you some; of which I think proper to give you Notice, in this private Manner, that you may avoid it, as I wish you well, and am, Sir,

Your most humble Servant,
Tho. De Veil.

October 31, 1744.

SIR,

I thank you for the Favour of yours, which I answered directly by Word of Mouth, that the Person might not wait whom you sent: But now I take the Liberty of writing, lest the Omission should appear want of Respect.—Without any Sort of Equivocation, I shall take Money only (To-morrow) for the Concert, which will be in a regular Manner. The Play that I rehearse is absolutely licensed, tho' what Friends I permit to be at it I shall entertain gratis. The Address inclosed I believe clearly explains all that. As to the Scheme you mention of Mr. L&wblank;c&wblank;y's, no such idle Thought could ever enter my Head: My steady Attachment to the present happy Establishment, and Government is well known;—I have even suffered for it. What he did, had I been (his Brother) on a Jury, I must have construed a very notorious Libel, or have given a Verdict against my Conscience.—My Intention is legally, loyally, honestly and peaceably to get a

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Livelihood for myself and Family. If any Person may imagine I do what is contrary to any Law, I am ready, on proper Notice, to order an Attorney to appear for me, to join Issue, and fairly try it in the Court of King's-Bench.—When Sir Thomas, or any of his Family, will favour me with their Company, I shall order Places to be kept for them; and if your Health or Leisure will not permit you, Sir, to do me that Honour To-morrow, I should be glad if you would send any of your Family (the Gentleman you sent To-night, if you please) to see, I aim only innocently to instruct and delight in a legal Way.

I am, Sir, &c.

SIR,

I was moved with Compassion when I read your Letter, at the Description you gave of your own Situation, that is, to have your Bread to seek. As to your Attachment to the Government, I do not at all question, nor do I believe that you would do any thing upon the Stage that should cause its Resentment. But as to your Law, I am afraid you greatly mistake it, for in your Letter you say, That if any Body thinks you do any Thing against Law, you are ready to try the Cause, and join Issue with any that shall attack you: But the Merits of the Cause are not as you seem to state them. It is no Matter whether the Play you act is licensed or not; if it is not licensed, it is directly flying in the Face of the Government; and if it is licensed, you must shew your License for playing of it; nor will you be attacked in the Manner you set out: All Players of Interludes, Drolls, &c. who without a Patent from his Majesty, License, or other proper Authority, take upon them to exhibit Plays to the Publick (as they call it, gratis) but subjoined to any other lucrative Thing whatsoever exhibited at the same time, is nothing but an Evasion of the Act of Parliament; and every Player, Pupil, or Person acting under any

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Denomination whatsoever, will fall immediately under the Lash of the Law, and any two of his Majesty's Justices of the Peace acting in the Division where such Plays, or Drolls, are exhibited, may, by a Warrant under their Hands and Seals (Information being first made before them) take up all such Persons as they find so acting and exhibiting Plays, or Drolls, as Vagabonds, and they must be brought before the Justices who have granted such Warrants, and sit for that Purpose, to be examined what they are, and how they live; for in the Case of L&wblank;c&wblank;y, though I believe the Government might be very much offended at what he, and his Pupils, exhibited at that time: The Point in Dispute was not the Substance of his Disrespect to the Government, but that he should take upon him to exhibit Plays, or Drolls, without Authority, or License, and he himself was deemed a Vagabond, and was committed to hard Labour as such: As to his Pupils they had better Luck, for, upon the Appearance of the Constables and Warrant, they all run away, and so escaped the Punishment they would otherwise have undergone.

Sir, I have stated this Case to you very fully, because I take it to be parallel with yours, and because I would have you have the Opinion of the Learned in the Law, before you run the Hazard of a Matter of so great a Consequence to you and your Friends.

I am, Sir,
Your humble Servant,
And Well-wisher,
Thomas de Veil.

November 1, 1744.

On this I, by Appointment, waited on Sir Thomas at his House in Bow-street, who was confined at Home by a Fit of the Gout. His Reception of me was very Gentleman-like, and good-natured, and his Behaviour very frank and open. He fairly told me, he was so strongly urged to give me Disturbance, from some

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Persons not to be gain-sayed, that it was with Difficulty, from the Good-will he had for me, he had delayed granting Warrants so long: That if he was again urged he must comply; but, even then, would give me a friendly Notice. He thought my Case deserved a more favourable Treatment, and wished he knew how to remedy it.—We had then a long Discourse on the Act of Parliament.—But 'ware Politicks! I shan't dabble in that Discourse here I assure you. He gave me to understand, as the Magistrate was in this Case become both Judge and Jury, to think of having Recourse to the Courts in Westminster-Hall, might prove the Strength of a Man's Purse, and the Length of his Patience, but would give but small Proof of his Prudence—and in the End would avail him nothing. He generously kept his Word with me, as to the Promise of sending me Notice; and on a farther Application made to him to attack us, I received this other Letter from him.

SIR,

In pursuance of my Promise that I would do nothing against your Theatre, or you, without first giving you Notice, I do hereby acquaint you, that I am obliged to proceed against you, and that I shall, with another of his Majesty's Justices of the Peace, stop all your Theatrical Performances, of which take Notice, that you may not blame

Your humble Servant,
Thomas De Veil.

November 8, 1744.

And so down dropped the Academy.


“Oh Loss to Sciences and Liberal Arts.”

It was hinted to me, I might, unmolested, take a Benefit for myself, or Daughter, or both; and thereupon issued forth this Advertisement.

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As to expect Favours unsolicited may be deemed the Effect of Pride, so to make that Solicitation, I hope, will scarce be thought a forward Assurance, especially at a Juncture when I stand most in Need of the Favour and Protection of my Friends and Patrons: Therefore I entreat this Method may be excused of requesting those Ladies and Gentlemen, (whose Generosity and Indulgence I have often experienced) who may not be better engaged, to honour my Child with their Presence on Monday Night the 17th Instant, to see the Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet (with the Farce of the Mock Doctor, &c.) acted for her Benefit.

As I am informed many Persons of Distinction, &c. have thought me worthy (as an Actor) of being sometimes the Subject of their Conversation; and as several in the publick Daily-Papers, and other Pamphlets, have been pleased to speak of me with Favour, I think it may better become me to be silent on that Subject, than to trouble the Town with a tedious Recital of any Manager's Proceedings, and which they are already well acquainted with: If I have any Degree of Merit, as a Comedian, to blazon it myself to the Town (who ought to judge for themselves) were an idle Impertinence; and if I have none, it were an Arrogance I hope never to be charged with. After Twenty five Years being on the Stage, I am, without even a pretended Reason, excluded it; I have therefore resolved (with Permission) on taking a Benefit for my Child: If it meets with the Encouragement of the Publick, and many Friends flatter me it will, I shall venture at one more for myself. And then—if I am not reinstated in one of the Theatres on easy Terms, or cannot procure Leave to get my Bread in my present Profession, I must (though late in the Day to do it) think of some other Means for the Support of Myself and Children; and (though with Regret) take my Leave of the Stage for ever; but shall ever have a grateful

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Remembrance of the many Favours I received from the Publick, while I was permitted to add to their Diversion.

As I have it not in my Power, at present, personally to attend, and solicit the Favours of those Gentlemen and Ladies, who may be so good to countenance us on this Occasion, I hope they will excuse the Freedom of requesting they would send their Commands to the New Theatre in the Hay-Market (where Tickets and Places may be had) which Commands shall be punctually obey'd by

Their most obliged, obedient,
devoted humble Servant,
Theo. Cibber.

Hay-Market, Dec. 7. 1744.

On the 17th, the aforementioned Play and Farce was acted, to a brilliant Audience; and the following Epilogue was spoke, on that Occasion, by our young Actress little Jane.


Thanks to those generous Patrons,—whose Applause
Deigns to support a young Attempter's Cause;
“No, Thanks, my Girl,—methinks, I hear you say,—
“The Method, Child, our Favours to repay,
“Is to play better ev'ry Time you play.”
If they'd permit me, I would try indeed,
And, thus encourag'd, who but must succeed?
Genius, my Dad says, is by Nature sown,
But 'tis the Sunshine of your Smiles alone,
Ripens the infant Plant, and makes its Virtues known.
Those glad'ning Beams, on my dear Mother gone,
My Father tells me, often warmly shone;

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Whilst fir'd by them she wing'd a nobler Pitch,
And gain'd a Height I might be proud to reach.
Oh! had she liv'd! I'd caught the genial Flame,
Soar'd as she soar'd, and strove to match her Fame.
Since for her Mem'ry then, ye Brave, and Fair,
You've ta'en her unskill'd Infant to your Care;
As you my Hopes befriend, my Fears appease,
And kindly point me out the Way to please;
I'll toil to prove, at a maturer Age,
A second Jenny Cibber on the Stage:—
But now, as Supplicants have oft been known,
Still more importunate, from Favours shewn,
Forgive me if I farther Grace implore,
And beg your Bounty yet for one Night more;
For a kind Father fain I'd Pity move:
Pardon the Fondness of my Filial Love.
Reflect how oft' he pleas'd, oft' gain'd Renown,
And varied Shapes to entertain the Town;
While crouded Houses thunder'd his Applause:
Ye bounteous Fair,—to you I plead his Cause.
To your Protection, gen'rous Britons, take,
Th' unhappy Father, for the Daughter's Sake;
By pow'rful Envy, cruelly distress'd,
He struggles 'gainst Misfortunes, hard oppress'd:
Smile on his Wants, bestow one happy Night,
We'll join our Force to give you new Delight;
So shall We both your happy Bounty share!
And bless a glorious shining Circle there.* note

About this time Mr. Fleetwood, by a Decree in Chancery, was obliged to sell the Remainder of his Patent, to satisfy the several Mortgages he had loaded it with: and which amounted to more than its real Value: Accordingly it was purchased by two harmless meaning Men, with such Annuities tack'd to it, and under such odd Incumbrances, as shew'd they were no great Adepts in the Affair, they had undertaken: They had assign'd all Power as Patentees, to a third Partner, whom they admitted into a Share on

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the easy Terms of not advancing a Shilling; he having no large Sums to disburse, on this, or any other Occasion: And they further prevailed on his easy condescending Temper, to accept of a certain Salary (of several Hundreds a Year) over and above his Share of the Profits, whenever they might arise, to take the Direction entirely on himself. What his extraordinary Abilities were, that tempted them to this unprecedented Piece of Policy, as yet remains a Secret; but thus they reduced themselves to the State of the Sailors, in the Tempest; they were stil'd Viceroys indeed; —But Duke Trincalo was Viceroy over them: And little Privilege remain'd to them, more than that of answering Bills and paying of Accounts due to Balance, —which came pretty thick and fast upon them.

In about a Twelvemonth they became Bankrupts, some other Misfortunes falling on them; they were Bankers and Men who bore honest Characters: Their Shares in the Patent sold for about half what they stood them in; and since are become the Property of Messieurs Garrick, Lacey, &c.

This Abdication of 'Squire Fleetwood's, from the Government of Drury-Lane, releas'd Mr. Rich from some Engagements he was under to Mr. Fleetwood, (to whom he had lent, or procur'd from a Friend, some Thousands on his Patent, Wardrobe, Scenes, &c.) and left him at Liberty to add to his Company such Performers, as he thought might strengthen it: He had opened that Season with a very good one, with Mr. Quin, (some Years deservedly esteemed a first-rate Actor) and Mrs. Pritchard, (generally allow'd by many, to be a good Actress) at the Head of them: About a Fortnight before Christmas, Mrs. Clive appeared on Covent-Garden Stage; and soon after Christmas your humble Servant was entertained there also: On which I declin'd the Benefit I had propos'd taking at the Hay-Market, and gave my Friends no Trouble on that Account; 'till the common Course of the Season entitled me to that usual Perquisite, as a Performer.

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Mr. Rich had an extraordinary successful Season; which was not at all the Case at Drury-Lane, tho' the fortunate Favourite Mr. Garrick and Mrs. Cibber were engaged there; Mr. Sheridan likewise from Ireland, a kind of occasional Performer, (who indeed did nothing extraordinary) play'd there; as did that admirable Actress Mrs. Woffington, (who has lately prov'd her Excellencies are not confin'd to the Comic Scene alone;) but thro' a Deficiency in the Managers Conduct, or from his being weak enough to give way to the Artifices of some little private Parties and Cabals form'd against her, (as such will creep sometimes into the Cabinets and Councils of our petty Theatrical States) she was not made that advantageous Use of which, for the Interest of himself, of her, and the Company, she might, and ought to have been.

In this Year, (the Beginning of 1745,) Mr. Cibber Senior, brought his Play, call'd Papal Tyranny, on the Stage, at the Theatre-Royal in Covent-Garden; which had a Run of a dozen Nights: He play'd himself in it the Part of Pandulph the Cardinal with uncommon Spirit for a Man enter'd into the seventy-fourth Year of his Age; I need not remind the Judicious of his masterly and graceful Action, &c.—The Play succeeded to his utmost Wish: This was the last Piece he ever acted in. His Performances always added a Brilliancy to the Scenes wherein he appeared; and he might be said in this, to have left the Stage with an Eclat.—Servetur ad Imum, &c.—He determined never more to appear on the Theatre, and will hardly now alter his Resolution.


“Of what he was, tho' present Praise were dumb,
“Shall haply be a Theme in Times to come,
“As now we talk of Roscius, and of Rome.”

No sooner was it notified to the Publick, that the Play of Papal Tyranny was speedily to be performed at the Theatre-Royal in Covent-Garden; but the following uncommon absurd Advertisement (invidiously

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design'd) appeared at the Bottom of Drury-Lane Play-Bills, &c.

The Proprietor of Drury-Lane Theatre having received Letters from several Gentlemen, pressing him to revive the Tragedy of King John, to comply with this Request (as he shall always make it his Business to oblige the Publick) he immediately put the Play in Rehearsal; but upon Information that the Author of a Play on the same Subject, had insinuated that this was calculated only to prejudice him, the Revival was intended to be deferr'd till the Run of his Play should be over: But upon Perusal of the Bills he finds this to be no Alteration, as was thought, but a New Tragedy founded only upon that Plan. Therefore in Compliance with the above Request, and at the same time to take off all Imputation of an Injury to this Author, the Proprietor has deferr'd the bringing it on till Tuesday next, the Day after the Author's Benefit; when will be exhibited the Historical Play of King John, as written by Shakespear.

Who really this Proprietor was, in a strict Sense at that Juncture, would not have been easy to determine; the Sharers in the Patent were several; the Lease of the House, the Wardrobe, Scenes, Decorations, and the Treasurer's Office, were still liable to the Payment of a Debt of 6000 l. due to a Gentleman, who very prudently took Care, for his better Security, to keep a Person in Possession of them all: But however a particular Person appeared as acting Manager.—To this Director then, we may suppose, the several pressing Letters were sent, from the Lord knows who, and the Lord knows where; a poor Contrivance! a worn-out Trick! a Cobweb too thin to catch the smallest Fly:—An humble Imitation of his Predecessor C. F. Esq; whose little Artifices of this Sort were too well known to pass. He was so fond of 'em, he kept a small Pauper Genius in Pay, to write occasional Papers, commendatory Verses, anonymous Letters, Remarks

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on Theatrical Contests, ribbald Songs, Panegyricks on the Patentees, or Libels on the Performers, as Occasion required: 'Twas this Man's further Business also to write Orders for the Pit, and Galleries, and disperse them among such Elimosinary Friends, as were ever ready to applaud, or condemn, Plays and Players, &c. as his directorial Dictatorship should please to determine.

Well, in kind Condescension to this Request, (as he should always make it his Business to oblige the Publick —Puff again,) he immediately put the Play into Rehearsal,—and what then?—Why, upon Information that the Author of a Play on the same Subject, &c.—This Information, possibly, came from the same Quarter, one of the several pressing Letters came from.—But, I believe, I may venture to affirm, the Author had never insinuated any such thing; nor gave himself the least trouble about it: Tho' that the Revival of King John might be calculated to prejudice the Run of the other Play, many Persons reasonably suggested. So the Proprietor resolves to postpone the Revival of King John till the Run of the other Play should be over; which Resolution he kept to, by bringing out the reviv'd Play on the fourth Night of the new one:—For, upon Perusal of the Bills, he finds out the new Play was not an Alteration, because 'twas wrote on Shakespear's Plan. What a deep Discerner! out of his gracious Goodness, to take off all Imputation of an Injury intended (which he thus did with a witness) he charitably would omit playing it (probably because it could not be ready sooner) till the Author's third Night was over.—Was the Author's Interest to end there then? Or, did this Director's impenetrable Judgment foretell the Author was not to have the Profits of a sixth and a ninth Night? His undisputed Right, according to ancient Custom, where a Play succeeds, which it did, maugre this impotent Attempt to impede it. And so, on the Tuesday following this Advertisement, the Historical Play of King John was exhibited; which, if it

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had not, had prov'd no great Loss to the Manager or Company; for not much Profit, or Reputation, accru'd to either, from the acting of it; saving, indeed, to the Actress, whose inimitable Performance in the Part of Constance was universally applauded, and which short Part alone seem'd to keep it alive the few Nights of Representation. Mr. Garrick was not judged to appear in the Part of the King so advantageously as in some orhers (as indeed in several he is mighty Praise-worthy;) and the other Characters in general, were far from being approved of. I had not taken so much notice of this Proceeding had I not thought it no very handsome Treatment of one, whose Merits as an Actor, and Writer, have added so much Reputation to our English Theatre, who sure deserved (in this his last Exit from the Stage) from Patentee and Player, all the Cherishing and Indulgence could possibly be shewn; and whose Memory will ever be respected by the Judicious of both Parties.

The two last-mentioned Performers are rare Instances of the quick Progress of uncommon Genius; like Coursers of true Blood they not only set out very forward, and got the Start of several, but have maintained their Speed, and rather improved than slackned in the Race.—

The common Tones of their Voices have a natural Pathos; their Features mark well; their Eye is never vacant; which, whenever it wanders, be assured the Actor's Mind is not fixed: They both express Grief and Terror well—and a certain Proof of their feeling themselves, is manifest in the Tears they draw from their Spectators.—I mean not to depreciate them, when I say, they are not equal in all Parts; or that their Attempts in Comedy are much inferior to their Tragic Performances: An Actor's being greater in some Characters than others, takes not away all Merit from them, even in the Parts where they are least excellent. And I beg to be excused by their great Flatterers, and Enthusiastic Admirers, if I can't allow all

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acting was nothing 'till they appeared; or that all Merit is centered in them alone: Let it suffice, they have their peculiar Talents, which must be allow'd superior to many of their Cotemporaries.

I can't here forbear remembring another uncommon Genius, who quitted the Stage, and the World together not a long time before Mr. G. and Mrs. C. commenc'd Players; this was Miss Jenny Johnson, (whom I early married.)


“In private Life, by all who knew her, lov'd;
“In publick Life, by all who saw, approv'd.

If I here quote a few Lines from the celebrated Apologist, which he bestows on Mrs. Bracegirdle, the Application will readily be made by all who remember the young Woman I am now speaking of.

“—She was now but just blooming to her Maturity; her Reputation, as an Actress, gradually rising with that of her Person; never Woman was in more general Favour of her Spectators, which, to the last Scene of her Life, she maintained, by not being unguarded in her private Character. This Discretion contributed, not a little, to make her the Cara, the Darling of the Theatre:—And tho' she might be said to have been the universal Passion, and under high Temptations; her Constancy in resisting them serv'd but to increase the Number of her Admirers.”—

She had a strong natural Genius,—a sweet Voice,— an agreeable Countenance that bespoke Favour as soon as beheld;—and an elegant and pleasing Form; she lost no Time in Improvement, and excell'd in various Lights: Tho' she came on the Stage at a less advantageous Juncture than the two first mention'd. Those Ornaments of the Stage Mrs. Oldfield, and Mrs. Porter, were, in her Time, in their Height of Reputation, with all their Force and Judgment in Perfection; besides, Mrs. Younger, Mrs. Booth, Mrs. Horton, Mrs. Thurmond, Mrs. Heron (all in their Prime) and several other Ladies,

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were at that Time well established in the Opinion of the Town, and in Possession of such a Number of Parts as left not that Opening to Mrs. Jane Cibber to shew herself, as a Dearth of Performers, of both Sexes, (especially in the Tragic Cast) luckily afforded Mr. G. and the present Mrs. C. on their first Appearance: These two have also had a longer Time to advance— Mrs. J. Cibber not outliving her twenty-seventh Year. Nor were such various Arts made use of then, as have been since, not sparingly, employ'd, to bespeak, and secure, the Opinion of the Town in Behalf of new Performers.

About Easter in 1746,—I, in a foolish Pet, precipitately (consequently imprudently) left Covent-Garden Theatre, and went to Drury-Lane; as Sir Gilbert Wrangle concisely says (not caring to dwell too long on his own Error) in relation to his second Marriage, —“I was wrong,—I was wrong;—I,—I— should not have don't. (I heartily regretted my having quitted Covent-Garden, and was not easy till I return'd) —Don't imagine I mention this as my only Error, (for I believe very few will contradict me, should I own I have committed above a thousand) but as it introduces something that happen'd upon it:—Just at this Time Mrs. Cibber had promised to perform the Part of Monimia, for the Benefit of her Brother, Mr. Arne, on Saturday April the 12th; though she was not that Season, engaged at any Theatre: My sudden Return to Drury-Lane alarmed them so much, as was pretended, that Mr. Arne waited on the Manager to let him know, He thought of taking his Benefit at some other Theatre; Mrs. Cibber being apprehensive of being molested by me there;—which she had been well assured was my Design. The Manager told Mr. Arne, He might do as he pleased;—but he was very certain I had not the least Intention of that Sort: and that the Report had no justifiable Foundation. Which was Fact.—I had a Benefit depending, which was to be on Thursday the 10th, and, finding no Pains had been spared, to propagate this Falshood, among People of

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Distinction, I was at the Expence, of Printing what follows,—but was so late inform'd of what had been alledged against me, I had not above twenty-four Hours to disperse it through the Town.

It is with Reluctance I trouble the Town in this Manner, especially with a Subject on which I have long chose to be silent, and which I could wish to drive from my Thoughts for ever; but some Application appears necessary, as a Report has been industriously and invidiously spread, and, I am informed, has prevailed among some People of Distinction, very much to my Prejudice, viz. That I removed to Drury-Lane Theatre only to impede Mrs. Cibber in her Performance there, &c. This Report is absolutely false: I never had, nor have I any such Intention. Were I prompt to exert the Authority I have an undoubted Right to over her, I have had many more convenient Opportunities; but I should, at such a Time, decline giving her any Disturbance, were it from no other Motive than my Complaisance to those Ladies who are desirous to see her act.

As she has sought every Occasion to disturb my Peace of Mind, to stab my Reputation, and prejudice my Circumstances, I should undoubtedly be justified by all Mankind, in any Act of severe Justice towards her, that would not debase my Manhood, or shock my Humanity: But, low as she has reduced my Fortune, (and that she has been the Source of my Calamities, I will presently and concisely make appear) my Mind has never sunk low enough to seek a mean Revenge, even against the most faithless, artful, and ungrateful Woman, that ever imposed on a good-natured World, or disturbed the Heart of a weak Man; —I doubt, my greatest Fault towards her, has been too much Lenity: This I defy any partial Friend of her's, or worst of my Foes, to disprove. I apprehend, the Foundation of the aforementioned Report was

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grounded on her own conscious Fears, which told her, such Usage she ought to expect; having given some late Instances of her Heart being entirely shut against him, to whom alone it ought to be open.

It is now* note about eight Years since her Elopement from me, when I found myself deprived of the endearing Solace of a Wife, at a time I stood most in Need of such a Comfort; her Income might be reckoned at little less than 700l. a Year, had she been as willing as able to appear in her Business; yet, perhaps, when this happened, I might be inclined to think, the Want of her a greater Loss than being deprived of any Fortune she could gain me. My Profusion (chiefly bestowed on her) had loaded me with several Debts; towards the Discharge of which, for some Seasons, I appropriated my whole Salary. I found myself involved in Law-Suits, and had the additional Aggravation to my Misfortunes, to find myself pestered, by her, with Suits in the Commons and Chancery. A few Years since I was a Prisoner six Months in the Rules of the Fleet; from which Place I extricated myself with much Difficulty. Such a Complication of Misfortunes, was enough to impair the Circumstances of a better Income than mine. Soon after this, in hopes of a quiet Life at least, though I despaired of a happy one, at Mrs. Cibber's Request, I consented she should engage at any Theatre she pleased, and be Mistress of her Income, on Condition she did nothing in any Shape to prejudice me. Yet I have now undoubted Proof, the first Use she made of this Indulgence was, her privately agreeing, that whatever Manager she played with, should by no Means receive me into the same Company; consequently, last Yearnote, I was, for half the Season, excluded both Theatres. I was banished Drury-Lane Stage, because she acted there. And a Cartel subsisting between the then Managers of the Theatres, I could not be received at Covent-Garden, being on the

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Drury-Lane List. On Mr. Fleetwood's parting with the Patent, the Cartel ceasing, I was sent for to Covent-Garden Theatre, and I submitted to take about half the Salary the Patentees of each Theatre, for many Seasons before, had voluntarily proffered me; though neither the Managers or Actors, or the Town, (whose Opinion was beyond them all) thought me a jot worse Actor than I was before: Our own Opinion may be partial; but the repeated indulgent Reception my Performances met with, gave me no Cause to think I was lowered in the Judgment of the Publick. Thus labouring under Difficulties, no wonder that, at the beginning of last Summer, I was again a Prisoner in the Fleet, and close confined upwards of six Months.—I procured my Liberty at a great Expence, under the greatest Distresses. Some Friends of mine, (without my Knowledge, or Desire) gave Mrs. Cibber a Hint, (after her performing in the Beggars Opera) it would be no imprudent Act of her, farther to ingratiate herself with the World, to make a Proffer of playing a Night for my Benefit; which, I am informed, she absolutely refused. Yet, I had not been a little assiduous and instrumental, in bringing about her acting Polly at Covent-Garden Theatre: I thought the Occasion* note laudable, and that it would be for the Reputation, of the Company, who, to do them Justice, all chearfully contributed their three Days Pay each, which was no small Addition to the Subscription: I threw in my Mite too;—and, that she might be under no Concern on my Account, I promised, unask'd (and I kept my Word) not to be in her Way any Night of her Performance.

While I was under Confinement, a Gentleman, whose Talents and Genius have justly gain'd the Admiration of Men of Taste, (and whose Abilities can be exceeded only by his Humanity and Politeness) touch'd with Compassion of my Misfortunes, most

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generously made me a Present of a new Tragedy he had wrote, not doubting but I could procure it being acted at a proper Season. On Mrs. Cibber's appearing a few Nights as before mentioned, this Gentleman address'd her, in an Epistle, with a Delicacy peculiar to himself, and endeavoured to convince her, how much it would be for her Reputation, and Interest, to perform a principal Part in that Play, on so particular an Occasion; but this she likewise refus'd, tho' it was propos'd the Manager should, on his Part, make it worth her Trouble, by assigning an agreed Proportion from the nightly Profits of its Run; and she was farther told, I would desire her to accept what Part of Profit she pleas'd from the third Nights, which the Author had in the genteelest Manner assign'd to me: This likewise was rejected. Why? because my Interest was concerned in it. As to any Apprehension she might have of enduring any Pain from my Presence, she was assur'd I design'd not to be in the Play; and by only speaking the Prologue, should have had no Occasion (as I had no Desire) to give her any Confusion of that Sort. That she must feel some at Sight of me, I can readily suppose; unless she were insensible of Feeling as of Shame. This Lady would have play'd for her own Interest alone, if the Manager of Covent-Garden would have comply'd with her Terms, which were such as no Theatre could afford, nor any one (without equal Pride and Vanity) could ask.—Whether she has any other Support than the Produce of her Labours on the Theatre, that can enable her so Frequently to be absent from it, let a judicious World guess, or her own unlimited Conscience declare. But I have dwelt too long on an irksome Topic;—yet was advis'd, by some Friends, that to be totally silent, at this Juncture, would be very injudicious. I ask Pardon of the Reader, whose Patience I may have tired, and shall only add, that the Stories propagated of my Intentions to disturb her, &c. are injurious, false, and without Foundation.—Yet, whether my Provocations are not unparallelled,—let the World udge, and speak for me.

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In the mean Time, I depend on the Candour and Benevolence of the Publick, and hope these idle Tales will have no farther Influence, to prevent the Good-nature of the Town being shewn towards me at my Benefit, which will be on Thursday next, the 10th instant.—The several Entertainments, &c. are particularly expressed in the Bills and Advertisements. With a due Sense of all past Favours, I beg Leave to subscribe myself,

Gentlemen and Ladies,
Your most obedient,
very humble Servant,
The. Cibber.

Theatre-Royal, Drury-lane, Tuesday, April 8, 1746.

Ere I close my Theatrical Account, I beg a few Words more concerning some of the Dramatis Personæ; —and then, gentle Reader, farewell.—Mr. Barry, Mrs. Ward, and Miss Bellamy, scarce coming within the short-dated Chronology of this Scrap of Theatrical History, I shall only take Notice, as they are possessed of happy natural Gifts, such as good Voices, agreeable Countenances, and pleasing Persons; and have shewn, neither of them is wanting in a promising Genius:—If they continue to improve as they have begun, they cannot fail becoming skilful Proficients, in their different Walks of Playing.

I have yet but slightly mentioned Mr. Quin and Mrs. Woffington; I beg the Reader's Indulgence to say a little more of them; as I have been indebted to them for much Delight, I am desirous to throw in my Mite of Praise, to shew my well-meaning at least. The Subject, I confess, deserves an abler Pen;—I wish I may provoke some one of happier Talents, to give them the Encomiums they deserve: An Attempt to spread the Fame of the Meritorious has been thought sometimes laudable,—and often produces one good Effect at least,—that of spiriting up an Emulation in others.

I remember to have read, in The Apologist, some Passages, relative to that great Master of our Art, Mr. Betterton, which I am tempted to borrow, as they

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seem not foreign to my Purpose, while I am speaking of Mr. Quin.

‘When the Betterton Brutus was provoked in his Dispute with Cassius, his Spirit few only to his Eye; his steady Look alone supplied that Terror, which he disdain'd an Intemperance in his Voice should rise to. Thus with a settled Dignity of Contempt, like an unheeding Rock, he repelled upon himself the Foam of Cassius.

Betterton had a Voice of that Kind, which gave more Spirit to Terror, than to the softer Passions; of more Strength than Melody. The Rage and Jealousy of Othello became him better, than the Sighs and Tenderness of Castelio.

‘The Person of this excellent Actor was suitable to his Voice, more manly than sweet, not exceeding the middle Stature, inclining to the corpulent; of a serious and penetrating Aspect; his Limbs nearer the athletick, than the delicate Proportion; yet however formed, there arose from the Harmony of the whole a commanding Mien of Majesty, which the fairer fac'd, or (as Shakespear calls them) the curled Darlings of his Time, ever wanted something to be equal Masters of.’

Now, if the Comparison holds, and these Words happily describe some of Mr. Quin's Qualifications, why should I give myself the Trouble to chuse other Phrases that might not be so expressive?

The Parts I recollect most frequently to have seen Mr. Quin act are these:—Cato, Brutus, Dorax, Hector, Thersites, Pinchwife, Maskwell, Æsop, K. Lear, Mackbeth, Sir John Brute, K. Richard, Ballance, Clause, Friar Dominic, Caled, Pierre, Volpone, Heartwell, Horatio, Tamerlane, Bajazet, Zanga, and Sir John Falstaff:—A goodly Company!—Now, tho' I have heard some cavilling Criticks say, he shines not in them all alike; yet, till his masterly Strokes are equalled, even in those wherein he shines the least, may one not call him Excellent? Or where shall we find One living who, in such varied Lights, can so

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justly claim Applause? In most of them, he steps far beyond others; and, in some, may be said to excel himself: To particularize many, were too tedious a Work, and I have already run into a greater Length than I at first intended, to the great Trial of my kind Readers Patience, if he has prevailed on his Good-nature to go so far with me. To make towards a Conclusion therefore, I shall only mention the two Characters that stand last in the List, viz. Zanga, and Sir John Falstaff* note. Had he never been seen in any others, they alone would have justly intitled him to stand in the Estimation of the Judicious, as a Tragedian and Comedian, superior to Most, second to None.

In this nonpareil Character of Sir John Falstaff, are to be found all the Foibles and Vices in Nature; yet so well disposed is the Groupe, none appear crouded or forced in; they are so judiciously, so beautifully blended, as to make one high-finished Piece.—Ye curious Criticks and Connoisseurs, can you point out where ought is wanting, or where any Part can be spared? Though he is the most dissolute Debauchee that ever was taken out of bad Company to be hang'd, or protected by being frequently found in the Best, yet his Wit and Humour so pleasantly ingratiate him into your Favour, so slily insinuate in his Behalf, and delightfully deceive your Good-nature, you can neither detest or despise him; you have almost an Affection for him: And he supports himself with such droll Dignity, he, in some sort, claims your Respect. With an uncommon Address, he rises superior to all the Dejection, Despondency and Shame,

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which any other less merry Mortal would feel after a Disgraccia; and even Defeat he turns into a Triumph: None, but the late grand Monarque, ever possessed this happy Talent, in any Degree, to be compared to him. He never lets himself down: His being a Knight, and Man of Worship, is ever in Sight: And who, but the Heir apparent, dare accost him with familiar Epithets?

Were jolly Sir John now living, and invited to regale with a Set of Bons Vivans of the first Rank and Figure, he'd not be placed at the Bottom of the Table; nay, let him take his Seat where he would, that would become the Head: And when the Company broke up (which I presume might be at Day-break) I question if they would not part from the jovial Knight with more Regret than from one another; and at his Departure, not one but would attend him to his Litter, (I apprehend a portable Conveniency of less Dimensions might incommode his Honour's Corpulency) each reminding him not to forget the Day and Hour of their next appointed Revel.—But now to leave the Poet, and return to the Player.

I have, in my time, seen many attempt the Part of Falstaff; some bad enough; some worth remembring; yet Mr. Quin is so far beyond the best of them, that I shall not mention their Names, because the Comparison could prove no Sort of Advantage to their Memory. —Requiescant in pace.—Mr. Quin's Performance shews he has studied this Character thoroughly; that he has a true Taste of the Author; he seems to have imbibed his Spirit; he indeed makes the Part his own. I think I go not too far if I borrow another Passage from the Account of Mr. Betterton.—The Application will hardly appear unjust.—Speaking of Mr. Betterton as a Player, and Shakespear as an Author, Mr. Cibber says,—“The One was born alone to speak, what the Other only knew to write!—From the Moment Mr. Quin puts on the Dress, he becomes the Man himself; his Mind is never dispossessed of him till the Curtain drops: He looks, he speaks, he thinks the Character. This is evident in his Eye, the Muscles

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of his Face; and his whole Deportment:—He maintains it throughout with a lively Comic Force, and Flow of Spirit, temper'd with Judgment; a natural Humour (scorning the low Aid of Farce) a piercing and a waggish Eye, with a great Command and Change of Countenance; a masterly Manner of pausing (during which, tho' the Author is silent, the Actor's Face and Gesture speak) nor does he want all the necessary varied Tones of Voice, or any other requisite to make it a finish'd Performance: He never flags, but keeps up the Laugh to the End; and tho' he omits not any of the Bye-Play, or Jeu de Theatre of the Part, he never deviates into Buffoonery: But all along preserves a Decency and Propriety. Then let us say—(what I believe will hold good a long Time,) His Falstaff seems inimitable yet.

And now to pay my Respects to the Lady. Mrs. Woffington has made surprising Advances towards Excellency, in a very early Part of Life, when most are but setting out; so she has Youth enough on her Side, to allow Time for any Improvement had she but now begun; for tho' (courteous Reader) you may remember her near eight Years on the Stage, yet, add twenty to them, you'll make up a Number beyond her Age. She being not born (as I am well inform'd) 'till 1721. She shews herself a Mistress in her Profession, by performing a Variety of Characters, with equal Spirit and Propriety;—she does not herself want Wit, and has a thorough Relish of it, when she meets with it in any Author; the Brilliancy of her Manner, in delivering it, sufficiently shews it, and she is very capable of doing Justice to Parts either of a gay or serious Turn of Mind.—I know none since Mrs. Oldfield, who have shewn themselves so equal to Characters of an elevated Rank; she has a Grace in her Gesture, an Ease in her Motion, very fitting the Deportment of a Woman of Quality; nor is wanting in Beauty of Countenance, a Harmony of Shape, commanding Presence, and an Elegance of Person rising to that Comliness of Stature, which supports the stately without

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losing the lovely: She maintains the soft in the superb.—It may not be amiss, also to observe, that when she is obliged in a Part (which frequently happens) to drop the Coiffure, and Robe of the Lady, to assume the Breeches, and Chapeau bien troussée of the Gallant, she still maintains her Excellence; she becomes at once a pretty adroit Cavalier Youth, of the first Quality; with an easy Address, a genteel Gesture, and a polish'd spirited Air, becoming the Behaviour of a gay young Gentleman, whose Vivacity tempts him not to forget his good Breeding: The best of our modern fine Gentlemen, on the Stage, might profit by the Example. The Action and Elocution, necessary to form the perfect Player, are not to be attained to, without much Application and Study; yet they should appear to be the Effect of Chance alone: Herein consists the Skill of an artful Actor. The Things, best done, in our Profession, appear easiest when done.—She has acquir'd in all she does such a happy Naiveté, you think her agreeable by Accident; while she's increasing your Delight. She does not appear conscious, that she charms: Her Attitudes are quite picturesque, yet, by an easy Transition from one to the other, and a proper Application of them all, they seem to be the Work of Nature only.

She manages her Voice with great Skill, which has not that Silver Tone some possess, who, notwithstanding that natural Advantage, frequently offend your Ear with uncouth Vulgarisms:—She never drops that Delicacy that distinguishes the polish'd few, from the unbred many; that marks the Disparity of Manners between well-educated Persons of Distinction, and the rude uncultivated Canaille: So prevalent is the Force of Education (so arbitrary Custom) 'twill have an Effect on People, when Nature is most unguarded, and seems governed by Passion only. Education forms the Mind,—the Mind directs the Voice, and Motion;—and the Difference of Education will frequently appear in the several Tones and Gestures

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that are used, even in Characters made up of Affectations: Some are indeed born Fools, and such are all alike;—But the Fools, who make themselves vary in their Manner, according to their different Schools of Folly, tho' the Distinction may be somewhat too nice for the Undiscerning, and Unread in Men and Manners; yet he can hardly be allow'd an Actor of great Skill, who, to the judicious few, at least, will not shew a wide Difference of Behaviour between the forward Fierté of a Brazen, and the smart lively, yet less offensive, Pertness of a Clodio, or the brisk Frothiness and Self-sufficiency, of that common-place Title-Page-Plagiary Sir John Daw;—The solemn insipid Civility, and Gentleness of a Sir Courtly, and the stately, yet spirited Affectation of a high-bred Foppington; who is so very near the real fine Gentleman, he may pass for one, in many a well-dress'd Assembly.— Yet these Characters are often mistaken by the Million to be all of one Sort, and the Title of Fop, Fool, or Coxcomb, indiscriminately bestow'd alike on them all; as if they not at all varied from one another; which, indeed, in the Representation, they often have not.—But what Opinion must a Spectator, (of any Taste) have of the Genius, or Judgment, of any Actor who, in such Parts, shall absurdly make Use of the loose-limb'd Carriage, the shuffling Step, and shambling Gate of a wretched Wittol? or the disjointed Deportment, and outré burlesque Behaviour of a Buffoon, or Antick?—Yet these Errors have, sometimes, been endured;—nay, in all Appearance, approved, by those easy-pleased Gothic Plebeians, who come to a Play meerly for their Twelvepenny-worth of Fun; so their risible Muscles operate, they never regard what sets them a tittering: To laugh is all they seek,—and—“I'cod! they don't care what causes it.”—But, Risu inepto res ineptior nulla est. Says Martial. Need any one be vain of such Applause?

This may seem a designed Digression, tho' I absolutely fell casually into it; yet, should I give my solemn serious Word, I had no Intention, here, to introduce

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my inconsiderable Self; the candid Reader would still be left at his Option to believe me: So I'll give myself no farther trouble about it. It can't be deny'd, but I have insinuated, I can a little judge how these Parts ought to be play'd; yet none can say, I have presumed to hint, how I act any of them: Therefore, whether I think my own Performance good, bad, or indifferent, the Decision is left at large to the superior Judgment of the Town, who have the only Right to determine.

But to return to the Company of the Ladies.—Can it be easily imagin'd any one should so grossly err, to think the shrill vulgar Clamour, and boisterous Behaviour of an outragious Termagant, or Flare-it, will paint the Heart-felt raging Love, and impatient Jealousy, of a more refin'd Love-it? Or, that the ignorant pert Forwardness, and insipid Vivacity of any Fille de Chambre would become the elevated Spirit, and elegant Deportment, of a Lady Townly, or Lady Betty Modish?—Or, can any one suppose the sniveling Sobbings, and whindling Gulpings, of a frippery Foible, or an antiquated Abigail, would suit the tender Monimia, or the penitent Jane Shore?—Yet such Things may have been. —Should one venture to inform Mr. Jefferey Stage-play, or Mrs. Deborah Drama, or any of the uncouth Tramontanes of a Theatre, (whose rude indigested Ideas, tho' very few, become a Chaos, cramped within the Compass of their narrow Minds)—‘That all Persons do not feel, or express their Feelings alike,’—They'd reply,—truly, they did not know what you mean (and truly I should be inclin'd to believe them)—that they could feel Rage, Grief, Pleasure, Disappointment, &c. as well as other Folk. But—How do they feel them? Why—in their way.—How would they express them? Why—as they felt them;—in their way: Which, one may conclude, would be very much out of the way.

'Tis the Business of the Player, to consider well the various Circumstances, particular Stations of Life, the

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several Complexions, Humours, Disposition of Mind, and different Educations, of the Persons, they are to represent; and these they must study thoroughly too, ere they'll be able to suit themselves to the peculiar Manner wherein each Character would express their feeling of the same Passion.

I observ'd before, Mrs. Woffington lately had given a Proof her Excellencies were not confined to the Comic Scene;—the Admiration she excited in, and the Tears she drew from the Spectators, when she appeared in the Character of Jane Shore, is fresh in their Memory. What may not be expected from such a Specimen of her Abilities, as a Tragedian? As she is ever searching after Improvement, and joins indefatigable Industry to her other Qualifications, never regardless of a friendly Hint from any one, nor vainly above Instruction; to which they, who want it least, are generally most attentive,—while the idle, the ignorant and self-sufficient usually reject them, as an Insult, forsooth, on their No-Understanding. As she has shewn she has a Heart susceptible of the Passions;—a strong Conception, and is not deficient in Taste and Genius, we may reasonably conclude she will be an Ornament to the Tragic Scene: Not limited to one Walk alone.—Her Mind is not confin'd,—and, I believe, 'twill be allow'd. neither her Face or Form would misbecome the Coquetry of a Cleopatra, playing with the Passion of an Antony,—or the dignified Grief of a Cornelia, lamenting the Loss, and hanging o'er the Urn of Pompey.

And now (A-la-mode du Theatre) give me leave to tag this Motley-Medley, with a few Rhimes; Et donc—Messieurs, adieu! Jusqu' à l'Honeur de vous Revoir.—

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A Copy of VERSES, entitled The Contrite Comedian's Confession. [secondary verse]
My Faults, and Foibles having laid before ye,
I now, for Pardon undeserv'd implore ye;
Thus, while I pluck up Grace, and make Confession,
I snugly tick afresh for new Transgression:
Some few wild Oats I've sown,—have some been mowing;
And—not to lie—have left some Crops still growing.
To slight my Penitence might spoil your Convert,
Much have I suffer'd, and not little done for't;
Not but, perhaps—I've had my Share of Fun for't:
Yet, not in all my Frolicks, I miscarried;
One Fact, Sirs, clinch'd my Happiness:—I'm married
Shew me a Brother-Player, who, like me,
Can laugh, with Tragic-Heart, in Comedy:
There! There's a Proof of my Philosophy!
But hold—
To jest at Sorrows, with so pleas'd a Face,
Perchance, you'll say, is to deserve Disgrace;
Not so, I hope,—for, sure you'll bring me off,
If, I but smear myself, to make you laugh:
That's my Profession still—now, from behind it,
Should I let fall a Tear,—what Soul would mind it?
Should Pistol, Foppington, or Drugger, weep,
'Twould hardly move you; but, to laugh—or sleep.
Your Favours past, then, shall support my Spirit,
Who knows?—The Joy may raise me into Merit;
Still kindly shut my private Faults from View,
And only rate me, as I seem to you:
If, where I'm not my self, I'm sometimes right,
Let your Good-Nature cherish your Delight.
Your generous Plaudit all my Pains o'erpays,
For 'tis my proudest, warmest Wish to raise,
[illeg.]hiles from your Candour, from your Judgment Praise.
FINIS.

Theophilus Cibber [1748], Romeo and Juliet, a tragedy, Revis'd, and Alter'd from Shakespear, By Mr. Theophilus Cibber. First Reviv'd (in September, 1744,) at the Theatre in the Hay-Market: Now Acted at the Theatre-Royal in Drury-Lane... To which is added, A Serio-Comic Apology, For Part of the Life of Mr. Theophilus Cibber, Comedian. Written by Himself... Interspersed with Memoirs and Anecdotes, relating to Stage-Management, Theatrical Revolutions, &c. Also, Cursory Observations on some principal Players... Concluding with a Copy of Verses, call'd, The Contrite Comedian's Confession (Printed for C. Corbett... and G. Woodfall [etc.], London) [word count] [S37400].
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[ROMEO and JULIET, A TRAGEDY] note Introductory matter

Dedication

TO
JOHN RICH, Esq;
Patentee, and Governor,
OF THE
COMPANY of COMEDIANS,
AT THE
Theatre-Royal, in Covent-Garden,
This Alteration of the Tragedy of
ROMEO and JULIET
(As a small, but grateful Acknowledgment of
Friendly Favours)
IS DEDICATED,

By his obliged, devoted, very humble Servant, The. Cibber. Nov. 25, 1748.

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Dramatis Personæ. Romeo. Prince [Escalus]. Lord Capulet. Lord Mountague [Montague]. Mercutio. Count Paris. Benvolio. Tibalt [Tybalt]. Friar Laurence [Friar Lawrence]. Friar John. Apothecary. Balthazar [Balthasar]. Page to Paris. Alguazile, or Chief Watch. Other Watchmen [Watch], [Watch 1], [Watch 2], [Watch 3]. Juliet. Lady Capulet Nurse. [Peter]

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Romeo and Juliet. ACT the First. Scene 1 SCENE, a Hall, Old Capulet and Paris discovered.

Old Capulet.
My good Lord Paris, welcome to Verona,
The Blood that richly warms your youthful Veins,
Being so near ally'd to Royal Escalus,
(Our honour'd Prince) not more endears you to us,
Than do the Virtues of your noble Heart,
Which add a brighter Lustre to your Titles;
And challenge the Respect of all good Men.

Paris.
Lord Capulet, whatever I possess
Of Wealth, or Titles, is the Stroke of Chance;
Thank Fortune for 'em; but, on those I build not:
Be it my Endeavour then to engraft from you,
Upon my Mind your full-grown Worth and Knowledge,
E'er I presume to ask, fair Juliet's Love.

O. Cap.
Your Merit, Sir, is riper than her Years;
Tho' Girls are forward ripe in Italy,
At Fourteen, Sir, to make my Child a Mother,
Wou'd Grandsire me too soon; besides my Lady

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Wishes not yet to be a Grandmother:—
We must be cautious how we cross the Women,
Or fear to lead uncomfortable Lives.
Montague, the ancient Enemy of our House,
Thinking our Power greater, Sir, than his,
Wish'd his Son Romeo, and our Daughter, married;
Which so increas'd the Anger of our Wives,
(Whose Quarrels we are ever apt to join in)
The Rage of civil War, broke out more fiercely;
And may prove fatal to his House or mine.

Par.
Young Romeo is a Man whom most admire,
And therefore to be fear'd: Say, may I hope
He has no Impression made on Juliet's Heart.

O. Cap.
None on my Life—She knows not what is Love;
Unless to love her Father, Mother, Kinsmen:
There her Affection's strong. So fear not him. [A Noise is heard without of Fighting; and crying, Down with the Montague's, down with the Capulets, &c.
What Noise is that?—Bring me my Rapier there.

Paris.
Sir, be advis'd; think not to stir Abroad,
Till I have found the Prince; whose Presence, only,
Can quell these madding Riots. [Exit Paris.

O. Cap.
Bring me my Sword.
Enter Lady Capulet.

L. Cap.
Bring you a Crutch!—I pray you stay within;
And let the Roisters quarrel by themselves:
'Tis but our Servants.

O. Cap.
I'll have my Sword: Hear I not Montague?
I know his Voice; therefore, I say, away;
He flourishes his Blade in Scorn of me. [Exit O. Cap.

L. Cap.
Lock the Gates there; let not your Master forth. [L. Cap. follows.

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Scene 2 SCENE, the Street. The Servants of the Capulets and Montague's appear engaged with Swords, Staves, &c. To them Benvolio and Tybalt. Old Montague and Capulet meeting. Enter Prince and Attendants.

Prin.
Rebellious Subjects! Enemies to Peace;
That quench the Fire of your pernicious Rage,
With Purple-Fountains issuing from your Veins;
On Pain of Death, sheath your mistemper'd Blades,
And hear the Sentence of your moved Prince.
Three civil Broils, bred of an airy Word,
By thee Old Capulet, and Montague,
Have thrice disturb'd the Quiet of our Streets,
And made Verona's ancient Citizens,
Cast by their grave beseeming Ornaments.
If ever you disturb our Streets again,
Your Lives shall pay the Forfeit of your Peace.
You, Capulet, shall go along with me;
And Montague, come you this Afternoon,
To know our farther Pleasure in this Case.
On Pain of Death, let every Man depart.
[Exit Prince and Attendance. Remain Lord Montague, and Benvolio.

Mont.
Who set this ancient Quarrel new abroach?
Speak, Nephew, were you by when it began?—

Benv.
Here were the Servants of your Adversary,
And yours, close fighting, e'er I did approach;
I drew to part 'em: In the Instant came
The fiery Tybalt, with his Sword prepar'd,
Which, as he breath'd Defiance to my Ears,
He swung about his Head, and cut the Winds;
While we were interchanging Thrusts and Blows,
Came more, and more, and fought on Part and Part,
Till the Prince came.

O. Mon.
Where is Romeo?

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Benv.
My Lord, an Hour before the worshipp'd Sun
Peep'd thro' the golden Window of the East,
A troubled Mind drew me from Company;
When, underneath a Grove of Sycamour,
That Westward rooteth from this City Side,
So early walking did I see your Son;
Towards him I made, but he was 'ware of me,
And stole into the Covert of the Wood;
I measuring his Affections by my own,
Which most are busied, when they are left alone,
Pursued my Humour; not pursuing his:
And gladly shun'd, who gladly fled from me.

Mount.
Many a Morning hath he there been seen,
With Tears augmenting the fresh Morning Dew;
But all so soon as the all-chearing Sun,
Should, in the farthest East, begin to draw
The shady Curtains from Aurora's Bed;
Away from Light steals home my heavy Son:
And private, in his Chamber, pens himself;
Shuts up his Windows; looks fair Day-light out;
And makes himself an artificial Night.
Black and portentous, must this Humour prove,
Unless good Counsel may the Cause remove.

Benv.
My noble Uncle, do you know the Cause?

Mount.
I neither know it, nor can learn it of him.

Benv.
Have you importun'd him by any means?

Mount.
Both by my self, and many other Friends:
But he, his own Affection's Counsellor,
Is to himself (I will not say how true)
But to himself so secret and so close;
So far from Sounding and Discovery;
As is the Bud bit with an envious Worm,
Ere he can spread his sweet Leaves to the Air,
Or dedicate his Beauty to the Sun.
Wou'd I cou'd learn from whence his Sorrows grow!

Benv.
See, where he comes: So please you step aside.
I'll try to learn his Grievance.

Mount.
Would thou may'st be so happy: I'll retire. [Exit Moun.

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Enter Romeo.

Benv.
Good-Morrow, Cousin.

Rom.
Is the Day so young?

Benv.
But now struck Nine.

Rom.
Alas! sad Hours seem long!
Was that my Father, that went hence but now?

Benv.
It was. What Sadness lengthens Romeo's Hours?

Rom.
Not having that, which had, would make them short.

Benv.
Are you in Love, good Cousin?

Rom.
Say I were,
Were it a Wonder, Cousin?

Benv.
Returns the Fair-one, Love?

Rom.
I would she did!

Benv.
Alas! that Love, so gentle to our View,
Should often prove so harsh and tyrannous.

Rom.
Pri'thee no more; thou wilt but laugh at me.

Benv.
No, Coz. I rather weep.

Rom.
Good Heart, at what?

Benv.
At thy good Heart's Oppression.

Rom.
The friendly Love, Benvolio, thou hast shewn,
Doth add more Grief to too much of mine own.
Love is a Smoke, rais'd with the Fume of Sighs;
Being purg'd, a Fire sparkling in Lover's Eyes:
Being vex'd, a Sea nourish'd with Lovers Tears.
What is it else? A Madness most discreet;
A choaking Gall, and a preserving Sweet.
Farewel.

Benv.
Let me go with you; for if you leave me thus, you do me wrong.

Rom.
But I am lost, or am no more my self;
Think not this Romeo, whom you see before you.

Benv.
Tell me, in Sadness, who she is you love?

Rom.
In Sadness, Cousin, I do love a Woman.

Benv.
I aim'd so near, when I suppos'd you lov'd.

Rom.
A right good Marksman;—and she's fair I love.

Benv.
A right fair Mark, good Coz, is soonest hit.

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Rom.
Cousin, therein you miss;—She'll not be hit,
With Cupid's Arrow; she hath Diana's Wit;
And in strong Proof of Chastity well arm'd,
From Love's weak childish Bow, she lives unharm'd:
She will not stay the Siege of loving Terms,
Nor 'bide th'Encounter of assailing Eyes,
Nor ope her Lap to Saint-seducing Gold;
O! she is rich in Beauty; only poor,
That when she dies; with her dies Beauty's Store.

Benv.
Then she hath sworn that she will still live chaste.

Rom.
She hath, and in that sparing makes huge waste.
For Beauty starv'd by her Severity,
Cuts Beauty off from all Posterity.

Benv.
Be rul'd by me: Forget to think of her.

Rom.
First, teach me how I should forget to think.

Benv.
By giving Liberty unto thy Eyes: Examine other Beauties.

Rom.
'Tis the way
To call her's [exquisite] in Question more.
He that is strucken blind cannot forget
The precious Treasure of his Eye-sight lost,
Shew me a Mistress that is passing fair,
What doth her Beauty serve, but as a Note,
Where I may read, who still surpasses her!
Enter Old Mountague.

Mount.
Upon thy Duty, Romeo, make my Ear
No more a Stranger to thy sickly Thoughts;
But, do not let me think, what much I dread,
That the young callow Chit, whom I once deign'd,
To ask of Capulet, Romeo, for thy Bed,
Has caught thy Eye; and, thro' thy Eye, thy Heart:
No, Juliet is not for thee.—Sighs thou, Boy?
At that, unlucky Name, thou changest Colour;
Thy Looks fix'd, as if thy Fate had seiz'd thee.

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Rom.
Why nam'd you Juliet? Would she had ne'er been born,
Or any one but Capulet had got her!

Mount.
Forget her, Sir, if you regard my Blessing.

Rom.
Forget her! Oh! she has Beauty might ensnare
A Conqueror's Soul, and make him leave his Crown
At random, to be shuffled for by Slaves.
Oh! Juliet, there is Musick in thy Name,
That soft'ning me to Infant Tenderness,
Makes my Heart spring, like the first Leaps of Life.

Mount.
Then, thou art lost; if thou'rt a Man, my Son,
If thou hast Virtue in thee, or can'st prize
Thy Father's Honour, scorn her like a Slave:
Hell! love her! Damn her! She's a Capulet.
Learn then to hate her.

Rom.
'Tis impossible.
Who can behold, and hate her? Is she not
As harmless as the Turtles of the Woods?
Fair as the Summer Beauty of the Fields?
As op'ning Flow'rs untainted yet with Winds?
The Pride of Nature, and the Joy of Sense?
Why first did you bewitch me else to Weakness?
When from the Vespers as we came together,
And as by her's our Chariot drove along,
These were your Words: That, Romeo, that is she,
That must give Happiness to thee, and me.
Confirming in thy Arms the wish'd for Peace
Betwixt their ancient Family and mine.

Mount.
Then she was charming.

Rom.
Oh! I found her so.
I look'd and gaz'd, and never miss'd my Heart,
It fled so pleasingly away: But now,
My Soul is all fair Juliet's: Now she's fix'd
Firm in my Heart, by secret Vows made there;
Th'indelible Records of faithful Love.
You'd have me hate her. Can my Nature change
Create me o'er again—and I may be
That haughty Master of myself you'd have me

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But as I am, the Slave of strong Desires,
That keep me struggling under; tho' I see,
The hopeless State of my unhappy Love
With Torment; like a stubborn Slave that lies
Chain'd to the Floor, stretch'd helpless on his Back,
I look to Liberty, and break my Heart.

Mount.
No more, fond Boy, I'll have her nam'd no more.
When next thou name her, let it be with Infamy:
Tell me she has whor'd, or fled her Father's House,
With some coarse Slave, t' a secret Cell of Lust;
And then, I'll bless thee—
[Exit Mountague, and Benvolio.

Rom.
I shall obey. Saints from your Skies look down,
And find like me one wretched, if you can.
No, I will speak that hateful Name no more,
But be as curs'd as he can wish his Son.
[Exit. Scene 3 SCENE, a handsome Apartment in Capulet's House. Enter Capulet, Paris, and Servants.

Cap.
Lord Mountague is bound, as well as I,
In Penalty alike; and 'tis not hard
For Men so old as we to keep the Peace.

Paris.
Of honourable Reck'ning are you both,
And pity 'tis you liv'd at Odds so long:
But, now my Lord, what say you to my Suit?

Cap.
But saying o'er what I have said before;
My Child is yet a Stranger in the World;
She hath not seen the Change of fourteen Years:
Let two more Summers wither in their Pride,
Ere we may think her ripe to be a Bride.

Paris.
Younger than she are happy Mothers made.

Cap.
And too soon marr'd are those so early made;
The Earth hath swallow'd all my Hopes; but she.—
Yonder's my Lady, whom I have intreated

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To sound my Juliet on this purpos'd Match;
Women best understand each other's Minds.
Let us leave her to work upon my Daughter.
Then woo her gentle Paris, get her Heart;
My Will to her Consent is but a Part.
If she agree, within her Scope of Choice,
Lies my Consent, and fair-according Voice. [Exeunt. Enter Lady Capulet and Nurse.

L. Cap.
Nurse, where's my Daughter? Call her forth to me.

Nurse.

Now by my Maiden-head (at twelve Years old I had one) I'll bid her come. What Lamb! What Lady-Bird! God forbid—Where's this Girl? What Juliet!

Enter Juliet.

Jul.

How now, who calls?

Nurse.

Your Mother.

Jul.

Madam, I am here, what is your Will?

L. Cap.
This is the Matter. Nurse, give leave a while;
We must talk in Secret:—Nurse, come back again;
I have remember'd me: Thou shalt hear my Counsel:
Thou know'st my Daughter's of a pretty Age.

Nurse.

Faith I can tell her Age to an Hour.

L. Cap.

She's but fifteen.

Nurse.

I'll lay fourteen of my Teeth, and yet to my Teeth be it spoken, I have but four;— She's not fourteen! How long is it now to Lammas-Tide?

L. Cap.

A Fortnight and odd Days.

Nurse.

Even or odd, of all the Days in the Year, come Lammas-Eve at Night shall she be fifteen; 'tis since the Earthquake now twelve Years, and she was wean'd; I never shall forget it of all the Days in the Year. And then she cou'd stand alone! Nay by the Rood, she cou'd have run, and waddled all about: For even the Day before, she broke her

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Brow, and then, my Husband (Peace be with his Soul, he was a merry Man) took up the Child; yea, quoth he, dost thou fall upon thy Face? Thou wilt fall backward when thou hast more Wit, wilt thou not, Jule? And by my holy Dame, the pretty Wench left crying, and said aye! To see now how a Jest shou'd come about,— I warrant, an I shou'd live a thousand Years. I shou'd not forget it, wilt thou not Jule, quoth he? and, pretty Fool! It stinted, and said, aye!

L. Cap.

Enough of this: I prithee hold thy Peace.

Nurse.

Well, I have done; Heaven mark thee to his Grace:—Thou wert the prettiest Babe that e'er I nurs'd. An I might live to see thee married once, I have my Wish.

L. Cap.

And that same Marriage is the very Theam, I came to talk of: Tell me, Daughter Juliet, how stands your Disposition to be married?

Juliet.
It is an Honour that I dream not of.

Nurse.
An Honour! Were not I thy only Nurse,
I'd say thou had'st suck'd Wisdom from thy Teat:
An Honour! Eh!

L. Cap.
Well, think of Marriage now; younger than you
Here in Verona, Ladies of Esteem,
Are made already Mothers: By my 'count,
I was your Mother much upon these Years,
That you are now a Maid. Thus then, in brief;
The valiant Paris seeks you for his Love.

Nurse.
A Man, young Lady—Ah! Lady, such a Man,
As all the World!—Why he's a Man of Wax.

L. Cap.
Verona's Summer hath not such a Flower.

Nurse.
Nay, he is a Flower; in faith, a very Flower.

L. Cap.
Speak briefly; can you like of Paris' Love?

Juliet.
If Happiness be seated in Content,
Or that my being bless'd can make you so,

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Let me implore it on my Knees; I am
Your only Child; and still, through all the Course
Of my past Life, have been obedient too:
And, as you've ever been a loving Parent,
And bred me up with watchful tenderest Care,
Which never cost me hitherto a Tear,
Name not that Paris any more: Indeed!
I cannot love him.

L. Cap.
Why?

Juliet.
Indeed I cannot,

L. Cap.
Oh early Disobedience!
Debauch'd already to her Sex's Folly;
Perverseness, and untoward head-strong Will.

Juliet.
Think me not so; I gladly shall submit
to any Thing, nay, must submit to all;
Yet think a little, e'er you fell my Peace:
The Rites of Marriage are of mighty Moment;
And shou'd you violate a Thing so sacred,
Into a lawful Rape, and load my Soul,
With hateful Bonds, which never can grow easy:
How miserable am I like to be!

L. Cap.
Has then some other taken up your heart,
And banish'd Duty, as an Exile, thence?
What sensual lewd Companion of the Night,
Have you been holding Conversation with,
From open Window, at a midnight Hour,
When wanton Wishes wou'd not let you sleep?

Juliet.
If I should love, is that a Fault, in one
So young as I? I cannot guess the Cause,—
But, when you first nam'd Paris for my Love,
My Heart shrunk back, as you had done it wrong.

L. Cap.
No more of this; 'twill make thy Father mad:
If thou art mine, resolve upon Compliance,
Or think no more to rest beneath my Roofs.

Juliet.
Will you then quite cast off your once loved Juliet?
And turn me like a Vagrant out of Doors,
To wander up and down Verona's Streets;

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And beg my Bread with Sorrow? Can I bear
The proud and hard Revilings of a slave,
Fat with his Master's Plenty, when I ask
A little Pity for my pinching Wants?
Shall I endure the cold, wet windy Night,
To seek a Shelter under dropping Eves,
A Porch my Bed, a Threshold for my Pillow,
Shiv'ring and starved, for want of Warmth and Food,
Swell'd with my Sighs, and almost choak'd with Tears?
Must I, at the uncharitable Gates,
Of proud great Men implore Relief in vain?
Must I bear all this?
Because I am not Mistress of my Heart,
Or cannot love according to your liking?

L. Cap.
Graze where thou wilt, but think no more of me,
Till thy Obedience welcome thy Return.
[Exit.

Juliet.
Alas! That ever Heaven shou'd practise Stratagems,
Upon so soft a Subject as myself!
What say'st thou? Hast thou not a Word of Joy?
Some Comfort Nurse in this Extremity.

Nurse.
Marry, and there's but need on't: Odds my Life,
Well Romeo is a Man, and so is Paris;

Ah! But Romeo's Lip! And then Paris's Nose and Forehead! But then Romeo's Eye again; how it will sparkle, and twinkle, and trowl and leer! But to see Romeo on Horseback! But to see Paris walk or dance! such a Leg, such a Foot! Then Romeo's Shape, and Motion; Ah! Well Romeo's the Man, must be the Man, and shall be the Man.

Juliet.
He's by his Father's Nature rough and fierce,
And knows not yet the Follies of my Love;
And when he does, perhaps, may scorn and hate me.

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Nurse.

Ah never fear it, he's a sweet young Man, and thou shalt have him—ne'er pine nor teize thy pretty Heart about it.—What! I have been thy Nurse these fourteen Years, and I shou'd know what's good for thee.

Juliet.
I prithee! Leave me to myself awhile. [Exit Nurse.
'Tis hardly yet within two Hours of Day:
I'll to my Window which o'erhangs the Garden.
Behold the Queen of Night
Shines fair, with all her virgin Stars about her,
Not one amongst 'em all a Friend to Juliet;
Yet, by their Course a while I'll guide my Steps,
And think what Course, my wretched State must take.
Oh! Romeo! Romeo! The all-seeing Sun
Ne'er saw thy Equal since the World begun,
[Exit. ACT II. Scene 1 SCENE, a Garden.

Enter Romeo alone.
How vainly have I spent this idle Night!
Even Wine can't heal the Raging of my Love.
This sure shou'd be the Mansion of fair Juliet,
For in such Groves the Deities first dwelt.
Can I grow forward, when my heart is here?
Turn back dull Earth and find thy Centre out. [Juliet appears at her Window.

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But soft! what Light thro' yonder Window breaks?
It is the East, and Juliet is the Sun!
She seems to hang upon the Cheek of Night,
Fairer than Snow upon a Raven's Back;
Brighter than Brilliants in an Æthiop's Ear.
Were she in yonder Sphere she'd shine so bright,
The Birds wou'd sing, and think the Day were breaking.
See, how she leans her Cheek upon her Hand!
Oh! that I were a Glove upon that Hand,
That I might touch that Cheek!

Juliet.
Ah! me.

Romeo.
She speaks!
Ah! speak again, bright Angel, for thou art
As glorious to this Night, being o'er my Head,
As is a winged Messenger from Heaven,
Unto the white up-turned wand'ring Eyes
Of Mortals, that fall back to gaze on him,
When he bestrides the lazy-pacing Clouds,
And sails upon the Bosom of the Air.

Jul.
O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo!
Deny thy Father, and refuse thy Name:
Or, if thou wilt not,—be but sworn my Love,
And I'll no longer be a Capulet.

Rom.
Shall I hear this, and yet keep Silence?
[Aside.

Jul.
'Tis but thy Name that is my Enemy:
What's in a Name? That which we call a Rose,
By any other Name wou'd smell as sweet;
So Romeo wou'd, were he not Romeo call'd,
Retain that dear Perfection which he owes,
Without that Title; Romeo, quit thy Name;
And for that Name, which is no Part of thee,
Take all my self.

Rom.
I take thee at thy Word:
Call me but thine, and Joys will so transport me,
I shall forget myself, and quite be chang'd.

Jul.
What Man art thou, that thus bescreen'd in Night,
So stumblest on my Counsel?

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Romeo.
By a Name
I know not how to tell thee who I am:
My Name, dear Saint, is hateful to myself,
Because it is an Enemy to thee.

Juliet.
Art thou not Romeo, and a Mountague?

Rom.
Neither, fair Saint, if either thee displease.

Jul.
How cam'st thou hither, tell me, and wherefore?
The Orchard Walls are high, and hard to climb,
And the Place Death, considering who thou art,
If any of my Kinsmen find thee here.

Rom.
With Love's light Wings did I o'erperch these Walls,
For stony Limits cannot hold Love out:
Thy angry Kinsmen are no Stop to me.

Jul.
If they do see thee, they will murder thee.

Rom.
Alas! there lies more Peril in thine Eye,
Than twenty of their Swords; look thou but kind,
And I am Proof against their Enmity.

Jul.
I wou'd not for the World they saw thee here.

Rom.
I have Night's Cloak to hide me from their Eyes,
And, but thou love me, let them find me here;
My Life were better ended, by their Hate,
Than Death prorogued, wanting of thy Love.

Jul.
By whose Direction found'st thou out this Place?

Rom.
By Love, that first did prompt me to enquire;
He lent me Counsel, and I lent him Eyes:
I am no Pilot, yet wer't thou as far
As that vast Shore, wash'd with the farthest Sea,
I wou'd adventure for such Merchandise.

Jul.
Thou know'st the Mask of Night is on my Face,
Else wou'd a Maiden-Blush bepaint my Cheek,
For that which thou hast heard me speak To-night.
Fain wou'd I dwell on Form; fain, fain deny
What I have spoke—But, farewell, Compliment!
Do'st thou love me? I know thou wilt say Aye;
And I will take thy Word—Yet if thou swear'st,

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Thou may'st prove false—at Lover's Perjuries,
They say, Jove laughs. Oh! gentle Romeo,
If thou dost love, pronounce it faithfully:
Or if you think I am too quickly won,
I'll frown and be perverse, and say thee Nay,
So thou wilt woo; but else, not for the World.
In Truth, sweet Mountague, I am too fond;
And therefore thou may'st think my 'Haviour light:
But trust me, Gentleman, I'll prove more true,
Than those that have more cunning to be strange,
I shou'd have been more strange, I must confess,
But that thou overheard'st, ere I was 'ware,
My true Love's Passion; therefore pardon me,
And not impute this yielding to light Love,
Which the dark Night hath so discover'd.

Rom.
Lady, by yonder blessed Moon I vow,
That tips with Silver all these Fruit-Tree Tops—

Jul.
Oh! swear not by the Moon, th'inconstant Moon,
That monthly changes in her circled Orb;
Lest that thy Love prove likewise variable.

Rom.
What shall I swear by?

Jul.
Do not swear at all;
Or, if thou wilt, swear by thy gracious self,
Who art the God of my Idolatry,
And I'll believe thee.

Rom.
If my Heart's true Love—

Jul.
Well, do not swear—altho' I joy in thee,
I have no Joy of this Contract To-night;
It is too rash, too unadvis'd, too sudden,
Too like the Light'ning, which doth cease to be,
Ere one can say it lightens—Sweet, Good-night.
This Bud of Love, by Summer's rip'ning Breath,
May prove a beauteous Flower, when next we meet.
Good-night, Good-night,—as sweet Repose and Rest
Come to thy Heart, as that within my Breast!

Rom.
Why wilt thou leave me so unsatisfy'd?

Jul.
What Satisfaction canst thou have To-night?

Rom.
The Exchange of thy Love's faithful Vow for mine.

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Jul.
I gave thee mine before thou did'st request it:
And yet I wish it were to give again.

Romeo.
Wou'dst thou withdraw it? for what Purpose, Love?

Jul.
But to be frank, and give it thee again.
My Bounty is as boundless as the Sea,
My Love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have; for both are Infinite.
I hear some Noise within; dear Love, adieu.

[Nurse within.
What Juliet! Child!


Anon, good Nurse—Sweet Mountague be true:
Stay but a little, I will come again.
[Exit.

Rom.
O blessed! blessed Night! I am afraid,
All this is but a Dream I hear, and see;
Too flattering sweet to be substantial.
Re-enter Juliet above.

Jul.
Three Words, dear Romeo, and Good-night indeed:
If that thy Bent of Love be honourable,
Thy Purpose Marriage, send me word To-morrow,
By one that I'll procure to come to thee;
Where, and what Time thou wilt perform the Rite,
And all my Fortunes at thy Foot I'll lay,
And follow thee, my Love, throughout the World.

[Within.
Madam.


I come anon—But if thou mean'st not well—
I do beseech thee—

[Within.]
Madam.


by and by I come,
To cease thy Suit, and leave me to my Grief.
To-morrow I will send.

Rom.
So thrive my Soul.

Jul.
A thousand times Good-night. [Exit Juliet.

Rom.
Ten thousand Blessings wait thy Innocence. [Exit Romeo.
Re-enter Juliet above.

Jul.
Hist! Romeo, hist! O! for a Falkner's Voice,
To lure this Tassel gentle back again—
Bondage is hoarse, and may not speak aloud,
Else wou'd I tear the Cave where Eccho lies,

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And make her airy Tongue more hoarse than mine,
With Repetition of my Romeo. Romeo returns.

Rom.
It is my Love that calls upon my Name;
How Silver-sweet sound Lovers Tongues by Night,
Like softest Musick to attending Ears!

Jul.
Romeo!

Rom.
My sweet!

Jul.
At what o'Clock To-morrow,
Shall I send to thee?

Rom.
By the Hour of Nine.

Jul.
I will not fail; 'tis twenty Years till then—
I have forgot why I did call thee back.

Rom.
Let me stand here till thou remember it.

Jul.
I shall forget, to have thee still stand there;
Rememb'ring how I love thy Company.

Rom.
And I'll still stay, to have thee still forget;
Forgetting any other Home but this.

Jul.
'Tis almost Morning. I would have thee gone,
And yet no farther than a Wanton's Bird,
That lets it hop a little from her Hand,
Like a poor Pris'ner in his twisted Gyves,
And with a Silk-Thread plucks it back again,
So loving-jealous of his Liberty.

Rom.
I wou'd I were thy Bird.

Jul.
Sweet, so wou'd I;
Yet I shou'd kill thee with too much cherishing.
Good-night, Good-night:—Parting is such sweet Sorrow,
That I shall say Good-night till it be Morrow.
[Exit.

Rom.
To-morrow, 'tis no longer; but Desires are swift,
And longing Love wou'd lavish Time:
To-morrow! Oh! To-morrow! till that come
The tedious Hours move heavily away,
And each long Minute is a lazy Day.
[Exit.

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Scene 2 SCENE, a Wood near a Monastery. Enter Friar Laurence, with a Basket.

Fri.
The grey-ey'd Morn smiles on the frowning Night,
Check'ring the Eastern Clouds with Streaks of Light.
Now, ere the Sun advance his burning Eye,
The Day to cheer, and Night's dank Dew to dry,
I must fill up this Osier Cage of ours,
With baleful Weeds, and precious juicy Flowers.
Mighty is the powerful Grace that lies
In Herbs, Trees, Stones, and their true Qualities:
For nought so vile that on the Earth doth live,
But to the Earth some special Good doth give:
Nor ought so good, but strain'd from that fair Use,
Revolts to Vice, and stumbles on Abuse.
Enter Romeo.

Rom.
Good-morrow, Father.

Fri.
Benedicite!
What early Tongue so sweet salutes my Ear?
Young Son, it argues a distemper'd Head,
So soon to bid Good-morrow;
Care keeps his Watch in every old Man's Eye,
And where Care lodgeth Sleep will rarely come;
But where Youth with unstuff'd Brain doth couch
His Limbs, there Health will hold his Court.
Say, Romeo, hast thou been in Bed To-night?

Rom.
No, Father; yet the sweeter Rest was mine.

Fri.
Where hast thou been?

Rom.
I have been feasting with my Enemy,
Where, on a sudden, one hath wounded me,
That's by me wounded; both our Remedies
Within thy Help, and holy Physick lies:
I bear no Hatred, blessed Man, for know,
My Intercession likewise steads my Foe.

Fri.
Be plain, good Son, and homely in thy Drift;
Riddling Confession finds but riddling Shrift.

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Rom.
Then plainly know my Heart's dear Love is fix'd
On the fair Daughter of rich Capulet,
And her's on mine:—When, and where, and how
We met, we woo'd, and did our Vows exchange,
Shall be related to thee instantly;
So thou consent to marry us this Day.

Fri.
Romeo, I love thee well: Come in with me:
With this good View, I'll thy Assistant be;
For this Alliance may so happy prove,
To turn your Houshold Rancour to pure Love.

Rom.
Quick let us hence; for Love is still in haste.

Fri.
Wisely, and slow; they stumble that run fast.
[Exeunt. Scene 3 SCENE, the Street. Enter Benvolio, and Mercutio.

Merc.
Where the Devil shou'd our Friend Romeo be?
Came he not home To night?

Beanv.
Not to his Father's; I spoke to his Man.

Merc.

Why, that same Cupid torments him so, that he will sure run mad.

Benv.
Romeo scarce sleeps, or sleeping finds no Rest,
His Mind is so disturb'd with various Dreams.

Merc.
O then I see Queen Mab hath been with him:
She is the Fairies Mid-wife, and she comes
In Shape no bigger than an Agat-stone
On the Fore-finger of an Alderman,
Drawn with a Team of little Atomies,
Athwart Men's Noses as they lie asleep:
Her Waggon-Spokes made of long Spinners Legs;
The Cover, of the Wings of Grashoppers;
The Traces, of the smallest Spider's Web;
The Collars, of the Moon-shine's watry Beams;
Her Whip, of Cricket's Bone; the Lash, of Film;
Her Waggoner a small grey-coated Gnat,
Not half so big as a round little Worm,
Prickt from the lazy Finger of a Maid.
Her Chariot is an empty Hazel-nut,

-- 21 --


Made by the Joyner Squirrel, or old Grub,
Time out of Mind the Fairies Coach-makers.

Benv.
A pretty Equipage! But, to what End?

Merc.
Why, in this State she gallops Night by Night,
Through Lovers Brains, and then they dream of Love;
On Courtiers Knees, that dream on Court'sies strait:
O'er Lawyers Fingers, who strait dream on Fees:
O'er Ladies Lips, who strait on Kisses dream,
Which oft the angry Mab with Blisters plagues,
Because their Breaths with Sweet-meats tainted are.
Sometimes she gallops o'er a Lawyer's Nose,
And then dreams he of smelling out a Suit:
And sometimes comes she with a Tythe-pig's Tail,
Tickling the Parson as he lies asleep;
Then dreams he of another Benefice.

Benv.
Queen Mab has certainly paid thee a Visit,
Thou art so full of dreaming Phantasies.

Merc.
Sometimes she driveth o'er a Soldier's Neck,
And then dreams he of cutting foreign Throats,
Of Breaches, Ambuscades, Spanish Blades,
Of Healths five Fathom deep; and then anon
Drums in his Ears, at which he starts and wakes,
And being thus frighted, swears a Prayer or two,
And sleeps again.

Rom.
Peace Mercutio, peace:
Thou talk'st of nothing.

Merc.
True, I talk of Dreams;
Which are the Children of an idle Brain,
Begot of nothing, but vain Phantasy,
Which is as thin of Substance as the Air,
And more unconstant than the Wind.

Benv.

Tybalt, the Kinsman to Old Capulet, hath sent a Letter to Romeo's Father's House.

Merc.

A Challenge on my Life.

Benv.

Romeo will answer it.

Merc.

Any Man that can write, may answer a Letter.

Benv.

Nay, he will answer the Letter's Master, if he be challenged.

-- 22 --

Merc.

Alas! poor Romeo, he's already dead; stabb'd with a white Wench's black Eye; run thro' the Ear with a Love-Song; the very Pin of his Heart cleft with the blind Boy's Bow-Shaft: And is he a Man to encounter Tibalt?

Benv.

Why, what is Tibalt?

Merc.

More than the Prince of Cats: O he's the couragious Captain of Compliments; he fights as you sing prickt Songs; keeps Time, Distance, and Proportion; rests his Minum, one, two, and the third in your Bosom; the very Butcher of a Silk Button. A Duellist, a Duellist; a Gentleman of the very first House, of the first and second Cause: Ah! the immortal Passado, the Punto, Reverso, the Hay!

Benv.

The what?

Merc.

Pox of such antick Lisping affected Phantasies; these new Tuners of Accents: A very good Blade!—a very tall Man! a very good Whore!—why is not this a lamentable Thing, Grandsire, that we shou'd be thus afflicted with these strange Flies, these Fashion-mongers, these pardonnez moy's, who stand so much on the new Form that they cannot sit at Ease, on the old Bench: Oh! their Bon's! their Bon's!

Enter Romeo.

Benv.

Here comes Romeo.

Merc.

Without his Roe, like a dried Herring: Oh! Flesh, Flesh, how art thou fishified? Now is he for the Numbers that Petrarch flow'd in: Laura to his Lady was but a Kitchen-wench; marry she had better Love to berime her: Dido a Dowdy, Cleopatra a Gipsy, Helen and Hero Hildings and Harlots: Thisby a grey Eye or so; but not to the purpose. Signior Romeo Bonjour; there's a French Salutation to your French Stop.

Rom.

Good-morrow to you both!

Enter Nurse and Peter.

Nurse.

Peter!

Peter.

Anon.

Nurse.

My Fan Peter.

-- 23 --

Merc.

Do, good Peter, to hide her Face; for her Fan is the fairer of the two

Nurse.

Give you Good-morrow, Gentlemen.

Merc.

Give you Good-e'en, fair Gentlewoman.

Nurse.

Is it Good-e'en.

Merc.

'Tis even so, good Lady.

Nurse.

Gentlemen, can any of you tell me where I may find young Romeo?

Rom.

I am the youngest of that Name.

Nurse.

If you be he, Sir, I desire some Confidence with you.

Benv.

She will indite, or invite him to a Supper.

Merc.

A Bawd, a Bawd: So ho! Romeo; will you come to your Father's? We'll to Supper thither.

Rom.

I'll follow you.

Merc.

Farewell ancient Lady.

[Ex. Mercutio and Benvolio.

Nurse.

I pray you, Sir, what saucy Merchant was that, was so full of his Roguery?

Rom.

A Gentleman, Nurse, that loves to hear himself talk; and will speak more in a Minute, than he will stand to in a Month.

Nurse.

An he speak any thing against me, I'll take him down, an he were lustier than he is, and twenty such Jacks: And if I cannot, I'll find those that shall, scurvy Knave! I am none of his flirt Gills. Pray you, Sir, a Word: And as I told you, my young Lady bid me enquire you out: What she bid me say, I will keep to myself: But first let me tell you, if you shou'd lead her into a Fool's Paradice, as they say, it were a very gross kind of Behaviour as they say; for the Gentlewoman is young, and therefore if you shou'd deal double with her truly it were an ill thing to be offer'd to any Gentlewoman, and very weak dealing.

Rom.

Commend me to thy Lady and Mistress—I protest unto thee

Nurse.

Good Heart, and i'faith I'll tell her as much. Lord, Lord, she'll be a joyful Woman.

Rom.

What wilt thou tell her, Nurse? thou dost not mark me,

-- 24 --

Nurse.

I will tell her Sir, that you do protest; which as I take it is a Gentleman-like Offer.

Rom.

Bid her devise some Means to come to shrift this Afternoon; and there she shall at Friar Laurence Cell be shrived and married: Here is for thy Pains.

Nurse.

No truly, Sir, not a Penny.

Rom.

Go to, I say, you shall.

Nurse.

This Afternoon, Sir? Well, she shall be there.

Rom.
And stay, good Nurse, behind the Abbey Wall:
Within this Hour my Man shall be with thee,
And bring thee Cords made like a tackled Stair,
Which to the high Top-gallant of my Joy
Must be my Convoy in the secret Night.
Farewell, be trusty, and I'll quit thy Pains.

Nurse.
Now Heaven bless thee! Harkee Sir!

Rom.
What say'st thou, my dear Nurse?

Nurse.
Is your Page secret? Did you ne'er hear say,
Two may keep Council, putting one away?

Rom.
I warrant thee, the Lad's as true as Steel

Nurse.

Well Sir, my Mistress is the sweetest Lady, Lord! Lord! when 'twas a little prating thing— Oh! there's a Nobleman in Town, one Paris that wou'd fain lay Knife a-board; but she, good Soul, had as lieve see a Toad, a very Toad, as see him: I anger her sometimes, and tell her that Paris is the properer Man; but I'll warrant you, when I say so, she looks as pale as any Clout in the versal World. Doth not Rosemary and Romeo begin both with a Letter.

Rom.

Aye Nurse! what of that? Both with an R.

Nurse.

Aye Mocker! that's the Dog's name. R is for thee. No, I know it begins with no other Letter; and she hath the prettiest Sententions of it, of you, and Rosemary; that it wou'd do you good to hear it.

Rom.

Commend me to thy Lady

[Exit. Romeo.

Nurse.

A thousand times. Peter.

-- 25 --

Peter.

Anon

Nurse.

Take my Fan, and go before.

[Exeunt. Scene 4 SCENE Capulet's House Enter Juliet.

Jul.
The Clock struck Nine, when I did send the Nurse;
In half an Hour she promis'd to return:
Perchance she cannot meet him—that's not so.
She is old and lame: Love's Heralds shou'd be Thoughts,
Which ten Times faster glide, than the Sun Beams,
Driving back Shadows over low'ring Hills.
Therefore do nimble-pinion'd Doves draw Love;
And therefore hath the swift-wing'd Cupid Wings.
Now is the Sun upon the highmost Hill
Of this Day's Journey; and from nine till twelve
Is three long Hours—and yet she is not come;
Had she Affections, and warm youthful Blood,
She'd be as swift in Motion as a Ball;
My Words would bandy her to my sweet Love,
And his to me. Enter Nurse.
O! she comes, what News?
Hast thou met with him? Send thy Man away.

Nurse.
Peter, stay at the Gate.

Jul.
How now, sweet Nurse,
O Lord! why look'st thou sad?

Nurse.

I am a-weary, let me rest a while: Fie how my Bones ake! what a jaunt have I had?

Jul.
I wou'd thou had'st my Bones, and I thy News:
Nay, come, I pray thee speak, good Nurse, speak.

Nurse.
Give me some Aquavitæ.
Enter Peter with a Bottle and Cup.

Jul.
Is thy News good or bad? Answer to that;
Say either, and I'll stay the Circumstance:
Let me be satisfied, is it good or bad?

Nurse.

Well; you have made a simple Choice; you know not how to chuse a Man—Romeo! no

-- 26 --

not he. Though his Face be better than any Man's, yet his Legs excel all Men's; and for a Hand, and a Foot, and a Body; tho' they be not to be talk'd on, yet they are past Compare; he is not the Flower of Courtesy, but I warrant him as gentle as a Lamb. Go thy ways, Wench, say thy Prayers. What, have you dined at home?

Jul.
No, no,—but all this did I know before:
What says he of our Marriage? What of that?

Nurse.

Lord how my Head akes! what a Head have I! it beats as it wou'd fall in twenty Pieces! my Back a-t'other Side; O my Back, my Back! Beshrew your Heart, for sending me about to catch my Death, with jaunting up and down.

Jul.
I'faith, I am sorry that thou art so ill,
Do, sweet, sweet Nurse, tell me, what says my Love?

Nurse.

Your Love says like an honest Gentleman, and a courteous, and a kind, and a handsome, and I warrant a virtuous Gentleman—Where is your Mother?

Jul.
Where is your Mother? Why, she is within:
Where shou'd she be? How odly thou reply'st!
Your Love says like an honest Gentleman:
Where is your Mother?—

Nurse.
O Lady dear!
Are you so hot? marry come up I trow:
Is this the Poultice for my aking Bones?
Hence-forward do your Messages yourself.

Jul.
Here's such a Coil: Come, what says Romeo?

Nurse.
Have you got leave to go to shrist To-day?

Jul.
I have.

Nurse.
Then hie you hence to Friar Lawrence Cell,
There stays a Husband to make you a Wife:
Now comes the wanton Blood up in your Cheeks;
They'll be in Scarlet strait at any News:
Hie you to Church. I must another way,
To fetch a Ladder, by the which your Love
Must climb a Bird's Nest soon, when it is dark.
I am the Drudge, and toil in your Delight,
But you shall bear the Burden soon at Night.

-- 27 --


Go, I'll to Dinner, hie you to the Cell. [Exit.

Jul.
With Wings of Love I fly; good Nurse, farewell.
[Exit. Scene 5 SCENE, the Monastery, &c. Friar Laurence, and Romeo.

Friar.
So smile the Heavens upon the holy Act,
That after Hours of Sorrow chide us not.

Rom.
Amen, Amen: But come what Sorrow can,
It cannot countervail th'Exchange of Joy,
That one short Minute gives me in her Sight:
Do thou but close our Hands with holy Words,
Then Love devouring Death do what he dare,
It is enough, I may but call her mine.

Fri.
These violent Delights have violent Ends,
And in their Triumph die; like Fire and Powder,
Which as they meet, consume; the sweetest Honey
Is loathsome in its own Deliciousness,
And in the Taste destroys the Appetite:
Therefore love mod'rately; long Love doth so;
Too swift arrives as tardy, as too slow. Enter Juliet.
Here comes the Lady—

Juliet.
Good-ev'n to my Ghostly Confessor.

Fri.
Romeo shall thank thee, Daughter, for us both.

Jul.
As much to him. Else are his Thanks too much.

Rom.
Ah! Juliet, if the Measures of thy Joy,
Be heap'd like mine, and that thy Skill be more
To blazon it, then sweeten with thy Breath
This neighb'ring Air; and let rich Musick's Tongue
Unfold th'imagin'd Happiness, that both
Receive in either, by this dear Encounter.

Jul.
Conceit more rich in Matter than in Words,
Brags of his Substance, not of Ornament:
They are but Beggars that can count their Worth;

-- 28 --


But my true Love is grown to such Excess,
I cannot sum up one half of my Wealth.

Fri.
Come, come with me, and we will make short Work;
For, by your leaves, you shall not stay alone,
'Till holy Rites incorp'rate two in one.
[Exeunt. ACT III. Scene 1 SCENE, the Street. Mercutio, and Benvolio.

Benv.
I pray thee, good Mercutio, let's retire;
The Day is hot, the Capulets' abroad;
And if we meet we shall not 'scape a Brawl;
For now these hot Days is the mad Blood stirring.

Merc.

Thou art like one of those Fellows, that when he enters the Confines of a Tavern, claps me his Sword upon the Table, and says, Heaven send me no need of thee; and by the Operation of a second Cup, draws it on the Drawer; when indeed, there is no need.

Benv.

Am I like such a Fellow?

Merc.

Come, come, thou art as hot a Jack in thy Mood, as any in Italy; and as soon mov'd to be moody; and as soon moody to be mov'd.

Benv.

And what to?

Merc.

Why, thou wilt quarrel with a Man that has a Hair more or less in his Beard than thou hast. Thou wilt quarrel with a Man for cracking Nuts, having no other Reason, but because thou hast hazel Eyes; what Eye, but such an Eye, would 'spy out such a Quarrel? Thy Head is as full of Quarrels, as an Egg is full of Meat, and yet thy Head hath been beaten as addle as an Egg for quarrelling:

-- 29 --

Thou hast quarrell'd with a Man for coughing in the Street, because he hath 'wakened thy Dog that hath lain asleep in the Sun. Did'st thou not fall out with thy Tailor for wearing his new Doublet before Easter? With another, for tying his new Shoes with old Ribband? And yet thou wilt tutor me for quarrelling!

Benv.

If I were so apt to quarrel as thou art, any Man should buy the Fee-simple of my Life for an Hour and a Quarter.

Merc.

The Fee-simple? O simple!

Enter Tibalt.

Benv.

By my Head here comes a Capulet.

Merc.

By my Heels I care not.

Tib.

Gentlemen, Good-ev'n; a Word with one of you.

Merc.

And but one Word with one of us? Couple it with something; make it a Word and a Blow.

Tib.

You shall find me apt enough to that, Sir, if you will give me occasion.

Merc.

Cou'd you not take some occasion, without giving?

Tib.

Mercutio, thou consort'st with Romeo

Merc.

Consort! what do'st thou make Minstrels of us? If thou make Minstrels of us, then look to hear nothing but Discords: Here's my Fiddle-stick; here's that will make you dance. Zounds! Consort!

[Laying his Hand on his Sword.

Benv.
We talk here in the publick Haunt of Men;
Either withdraw into some private Place,
Or reason coldly of your Grievances,
Or else depart: Here all Eyes gaze on us.

Merc.
Men's Eyes were made to look, and let them gaze;
I will not budge for no Man's Pleasure, I.
Enter Romeo.

Tib.
Well, Peace be with you, Sir; here comes my Man.

Merc.
But I'll be hang'd, Sir, if he wears your Livery;

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Marry go first to Field, he'll be your Follower;
Your Worship, in that Sense, may call him Man.

Tib.
Romeo, the Hate I bear thee can afford
No better Terms than this,—Thou art a Villain.

Rom.
Tybalt, the Reason that I have to love thee
Doth much excuse the appertaining Rage
To such a greeting; Villain, I am none:
Therefore, farewell: I see thou know'st me not.

Tib.
Boy, this shall not excuse the Injuries,
That thou hast done me; therefore turn, and draw.

Rom. (Stopping his Hand)
I do protest, I never injur'd thee,
But love thee better than thou can'st devise,
'Till thou shalt know the Reason of my Love:
And so, good Capulet, (whose Name I tender
As dearly as my own) be satisfied.
[Romeo walks apart.

Merc.
O calm, dishonourable, vile Submission!
Ah! La Stoccata carries it away.
Tybalt, you Rat-catcher, will you walk?

Tib.

What wou'd you have with me?

Merc.

Good King of Cats, nothing but one of your nine Lives, that I mean to make bold withal; and as you shall use me hereafter, dry-beat the rest of the eight. Will you pluck your Sword out of his Pilcher by the Ears? Make haste, lest mine be about your Ears ere it be out.

Tib.

I am for you.

[Drawing. [Romeo returning, interposes.

Rom.

Gentle Mercutio, put thy Rapier up.

Merc.

Come, Sir, your Passado.

[Merc. and Tib. fight.

Rom.

Hold Tibalt, good Mercutio.

[Tibalt wounds Mercutio under Romeo's Arm, and goes out.

Merc.
I am hurt—
A Plague of both your Houses! I am sped:
Is he gone, and hath nothing?

Benv.

What, art thou hurt?

-- 31 --

Merc.

Aye. aye, a Scratch, a Scratch; marry 'tis enough: Some one fetch a Surgeon.

Rom.

Courage Man, the Hurt cannot be much.

Merc.

No, 'tis not so deep as a Well, nor so wide as a Church-Door; but 'tis enough, 'twill serve: Ask for me To-morrow, and you shall find me a grave Man. I am pepper'd, I warrant, for this World; a Plague of both your Houses! what a Dog! a Rat! a Mouse! a Cat! to Scratch a Man to Death! a Braggart, a Rogue, a Villain, that fights by the Book of Arithmetick? Why the Devil came you between? I was hurt under your Arm.

Rom.

I thought all for the best

Merc.

Help me into some House, Benvolio, or I shall faint; a Plague of both your Houses, they have made Worms-Meat of me: Curse your Houses.

[Exit. Mer. and Ben.

Rom.
This Gentleman the Prince's near Ally,
My worthy Friend hath got his mortal Hurt
In my behalf; my Reputation stain'd
With Tybalt's Slander; Tybalt, that an Hour
Hath been my Cousin: O sweet Juliet,
Thy Beauty hath made me effeminate,
And in my Temper soft'ned Valour's Steel.
Enter Benvolio.

Benv.
O, Romeo! Romeo! brave Mercutio's dead,
That gallant Spirit hath aspir'd the Clouds,
Which too untimely here did scorn the Earth.

Rom.
More Fates do yet on this black Day depend;
Or this begins the Woe, others must end.

Benv.
Here comes the furious Tybalt back again.

Rom.
Alive in Triumph? And Mercutio slain?
Away to Heaven respective Lenity,
And Fire-eyed Fury be my Conduct now. Enter Tybalt.
Tybalt, receive the Villain back again,
That late thou gav'st me; brave Mercutio's Soul
Is but a little way above our Heads,

-- 32 --


Staying for thine to keep him Company:
Or thou, or I, or both, must go with him.

Tib.
Thou wretched Boy that did'st consort him here,
Shall with him hence

Rom.
This shall determine that.
[They fight: Tibalt falls.

Benv.
Romeo, away begone,
The Citizens are up, and Tibalt slain—
Stand not amaz'd; the Prince will doom thee dead,
If thou art taken; hence, begone, away.

Rom.
O, I am Fortune's Fool. [Ex. Romeo.
Enter Prince and Paris, with Attendants.

Prin.
Where are the vile Beginners of this Brawl?

Benv.
Most noble Prince I can discover all
The unlucky Manage of this fatal Fray;
There lies the Man slain by young Romeo,
That slew thy Kinsman brave Mercutio.

Prin.
Benvolio, who began this?

Benv.
Tibalt here slain, whom Romeo's Hand did slay;
Romeo still spoke him fair, bid him bethink
How nice the Quarrel was, and urg'd withal
Your high Displeasure: All this utter'd
With gentle Breath, calm Look, Knees humbly bow'd,
Could not make Truce with the unruly Spleen
Of Tibalt, deaf to Peace, but that he tilts,
With piercing Steel, at bold Mercutio's Breast,
Who all as hot, turns deadly Point to Point,
And with a martial Scorn, with one Hand beats
Cold Death aside, and with the other sends
It back to Tibalt, whose Dexterity
Retorts it: Romeo he cries aloud
Hold Friends, Friends part; and swifter than his Tongue
His agil Arm beats down their fatal Points,
And 'twixt them rushes; underneath whose Arm
An envious Thrust from Tibalt hit the Life
Of stout Mercutio, and then Tibalt fled:

-- 33 --


But by and by comes back to Romeo,
Who had but newly entertain'd Revenge,
And to't they go like Lightning; for ere I
Could draw to part them was stout Tibalt slain,
And as he fell did Romeo turn to fly.

Prin.
And for that Offence
Immediately we do exile him hence:
I will be deaf to Pleading and Excuses,
Nor Tears nor Prayers shall purchase our Abuses,
Therefore use none; let Romeo hence, in haste,
When in Verona found, that Hour's his last:
Bear hence this Body, and attend our Will.
Mercy but Murders, pardoning those that Kill.
[Exeunt. Scene 2 SCENE Capulet's House Juliet alone.

Jul.
Gallop a-pace ye fiery-footed Steeds,
To Phœbus' Mansion: Such a Charioteer
As Phaeton, wou'd whip you to the West,
And bring in Cloudy Night immediately.
Spread thy close Curtain, Love-performing Night,
To hoodwink jealous Eyes; and Romeo
Leap to these Arms, untalk'd of and unseen.
Give me my Romeo, and when he shall die,
Take him and cut him out in little Stars,
And he will make the Face of Heaven so fine,
That all the World shall be in love with Night,
And pay no Worship to the gaudy Sun.
O, I have bought the Mansion of a Love,
But not possess'd it. Tedious is this Day
As is the Night, before some Festival,
To an impatient Child that hath new Robes,
And may not wear them. O here comes my Nurse. Enter Nurse with Cords.
And she brings News; and every Tongue that speaks
But Romeo's Name, speaks heavenly Eloquence:

-- 34 --


Now Nurse, what News? What hast thou there
The Cords that Romeo bid thee fetch?

Nurse.
Ay, ay the Cords.

Jul.
Ay me, what News?
Why dost thou wring thy Hands.

Nurse.
Ah well-a-day he's dead, he's dead, he's dead,
We are undone, Lady; we are undone—
Alack the day, he's gone, he's kill'd, he's dead.

Jul.
Can Heaven be so envious?

Nurse.
Romeo can; though Heav'n cannot, O Romeo, Romeo!
Who ever wou'd have thought it, Romeo!

Jul.
What Devil art thou, that does torment me thus?
This Torture should be roar'd in dismal Hell.
Hath Romeo slain himself? Say then but ay,
And that one Syllable shall poison more
Than the Death-darting Eye of Cockatrice.

Nurse.
I saw the Wound, I saw it with my Eyes;
Heaven save the Mark! here on his manly Breast
A piteous Coarse! a bloody piteous Coarse!
Pale, pale as Ashes, all bedaub'd in Blood;
All in Gore Blood! I swooned at the Sight.

Jul.
O break my Heart, poor Bankrupt, break at once;
To Prison Eyes, ne'er look at Liberty;
Vile Earth to Earth resign; end Motion here,
And thou and Romeo press one heavy Bier.

Nurse.
O Tibalt, Tibalt, the best Friend I had;
O courteous Tibalt, honest Gentleman:
That ever I shou'd live to see thee dead!

Jul.
What Storm is this that blows so contrary?
Is Romeo slaughter'd? And is Tibalt dead?
My dear lov'd Cousin, and my dearer Lord?
Then let the Trumpet sound the general Doom,
For who is living, if those two are gone?

Nurse.
Tibalt is dead, and Romeo banished!
Romeo, that kill'd him, he is banished.

-- 35 --

Jul.
O Heaven! did Romeo's Hand shed Tibalt's Blood?

Nurse.
It did, it did; alas the Day, it did.

Jul.
O serpent Heart, hid with a flow'ry Face!
Did ever Dragon keep so fair a Cave?
Beautiful Tyrant-Fiend angelical!
Oh Nature, what had'st thou to do in Hell,
When thou did'st bower the Spirit of a Fiend,
In mortal Paradise of such sweet Flesh?
Was ever Book containing such vile Matter
So fairly bound? O that Deceit should dwell
In such a gorgeous Palace!

Nurse.

There's no Trust, no Faith, no Honesty in Men; all perjur'd. Shame come to Romeo!

Jul.
Blister'd be thy Tongue,
For such a Wish! he was not born to Shame;
Upon his Brow Shame is ashamed to sit:
For 'tis a Throne where Honour may be crown'd.
Sole Monarch of the Universal Earth.
O what a Beast was I to chide him so!

Nurse.
Will you speak well of him that kill'd your Cousin?

Jul.
Shall I speak iil of him that is my Husband?
Ah poor my Lord, what Tongue shall smooth thy Name,
When I, thy three Hour's Wife, have mangled it?
My Husband lives, that Tibalt wou'd have slain;
And Tibalt's dead, that wou'd have kill'd my Husband;
All this is Comfort; wherefore weep I then?
Some Word there was still worse than Tibalt's Death,
That murder'd me: I wou'd forget it fain.
But oh! it presses to my Memory,
Like damned guilty Deed to Sinners Minds:
Tibalt is dead, and Romeo banished!
That banished, that one Word banished,
Hath slain ten thousand Tibalts: Tibalt's Death,
Was Woe enough, if it had ended there:
Or if four Woe delights in Fellowship,
And needy will be rank'd with other Griefs,
Why follow'd not, when she said Tibalt's dead,

-- 36 --


Thy Father, or thy Mother, nay or both?
Romeo is banished—To speak that Word,
Is Father, Mother, Tibalt, Romeo, Juliet,
All slain, all dead! Romeo is banished!
There is no End, no Limit, Measure, Bound,
In that Word's Death; no Words can sound that Woe.
Where is my Father, and my Mother, Nurse?

Nurse.
Weeping and wailing over Tibalt's Body.
Will you go to them? I will bring you thither.

Jul.
Wash they his Wounds with Tears? mine shall be spent
When their's are dry, for Romeo's Banishment.

Nurse.
Hie to your Chamber, I'll find Romeo,
To Comfort you, I wot well where he is;
Hark ye, your Romeo will be here at Night:
I'll to him, he is hid at Laurence's Cell.

Jul.
O find him, give this Ring to my poor Love;
And bid him come to take his last Farewel.
[Exeunt. Scene 3 SCENE, the Monastery. Enter Friar Laurence to Romeo.

Fri.
Romeo, come forth, come forth, thou fearful Man;
Affliction is enamour'd of thy Parts,
And thou art wedded to Calamity.

Rom.
Father, what News? What is the Prince's Doom?
What Sorrow craves Acquaintance at my Hand,
That I yet know not?

Fri.
Too familiar
Is my dear Son with such four Company.
I bring thee Tidings of the Prince's Doom.

Rom.
He can but doom me dead, and I'm prepar'd.

Fri.
A gentler Judgment vanish'd from his Lips,
Not Body's Death, but Body's Banishment.

Rom.
Ha! Banishment! be merciful say Death;
For Exile hath more Terror in his Looks,
Than Death itself: Do not say Banishment.

-- 37 --

Fri.
Here from Verona art thou banish'd:—
Be patient, for the World is broad and wide.

Rom.
There is no World without Verona's Walls
But Purgatory, Torture, Hell itself!
Thou cut'st my Head off with a golden Axe,
And smilest upon the Stroke that murders me

Fri.
O deadly Sin! O rude Unthankfulness!
Thy Fault our Law calls Death, but the kind Prince
Taking thy Part hath push'd aside the Law,
And turn'd that black word Death to Banishment:
This is meer Mercy, and thou see'st it not.

Rom.
'Tis Torture and not Mercy: Heaven is here
Where Juliet lives, every unworthy Thing
Lives here in Heaven, but by looking on her,
But Romeo may not; more Validity,
More honourable State, more Happiness
Have Carrion Flies, than Romeo; they may seize
On the white Wonder of dear Juliet's Hand,
And steal immortal Blessings from her Lips,
Which banish'd Romeo cannot.
O Father had'st thou no strong Poison mixt,
No Dagger, nor no present Means of Death,
But Banishment to torture me withal?
Friar, the Damned use that Word in Hell;
Howlings attend it: How hast thou the Heart,
Being a Divine, a ghostly Confessor
A Sin-Absolver, and my Friend profest,
To mangle me with that Word Banishment?

Fri.
Fond Man, hear me but speak.

Rom.
O! thou wilt speak again of Banishment!
Death's more desirable than living Torment?
To die is to be banish'd from myself:
And Juliet is myself, my Life, my Soul.
Unless I be by Juliet in the Night,
There is no Musick in the Nightingale;
Unless I be by Juliet in the Day,
The Day grows hateful as the blackest Night:
She is my Essence, and I cease to be,
If not by her fair Influence kept alive.

Fri.
Yet hear what I wou'd say of thy Estate.

-- 38 --

Rom.
Thou can'st not speak of what thou dost not feel.
Wert thou as young as I, Juliet thy Love,
Scarce three Hours married, Tibalt murder'd,
Doating like me, and like me banish'd;
Then might'st thou speak: Then might'st thou tear thy Hair,
And fall upon the Ground, as I do now.
[Throws himself on the Ground.

Fri.
Arise, one Knocks; good Romeo hide thyself,
Thou wilt be taken—Stay a while—stand up.
Run to my Study—By and by—What Wilfulness!
I come; who knocks so hard? What is your Will?

Nurse. within.]
Let me come in, and you shall know my Errand:
I come from Lady Juliet.

Fri.
Welcome, then.
Enter Nurse.

Nurse.
O, holy Friar, where is my Lady's Lord?
Where's Romeo?

Fri.
There, on the Ground, with his own Tears made drunk.

Nurse.
O! he's even in my Mistress's Case:
Just in her Case: O, woeful Sympathy!

Rom.
Nurse.

Nurse.
Ah, Sir! Death's the End of all.

Rom.
Speak'st thou of Juliet? How is it with her?
Doth she not think me a dire Murderer?
How I have stain'd the Childhood of our Joy,
With Blood remov'd but little from her own?
Where is she? How does she? And what says she?

Nurse.
Oh! she says nothing, Sir! but weeps, and weeps;
And now falls on her Bed, and then starts up,
And Tibalt cries; and then on Romeo calls,
And then, down falls again.

Rom.
As if that Name,
Shot from the deadly Level of a Gun,
Did murder her, as this accursed Hand

-- 39 --


Murder'd her Kinsman: Tell me, Friar, tell me!
In what vile Part of this Anatomy,
Doth my Name lodge? Tell me, that I may sack
The hateful Mansion— [Laying his Hand on his Sword.

Fri.
Hold thy desperate Hand:
Art thou a Man? Thy Form cries out thou art;
Thy Tears are Womanish; thy wild Acts do note
The unreasonable Fury of a Beast.
Go, get thee to thy Love, as was decreed;
Ascend her Chamber, hence, and comfort her:
But, look thou stay not till the Watch be set,
For then thou can'st not pass to Mantua,
Where thou shalt live till we can find a Time
To blaze your Marriage, reconcile your Friends,
Beg Pardon of the Prince, and call thee back,
With twenty hundred thousand times more Joy,
Than thou went'st forth in Lamentation.
Go before, Nurse; commend me to thy Lady,
And bid her hasten all the House to Bed,
Which heavy Sorrow-makes them apt unto.
Romeo is coming.

Nurse.

O Lord I could have staid here all Night long, to hear good Counsel: Oh! what Learning is? My Lord, I'll tell my Lady you will come.

Rom.
Do so; and bid my Sweet prepare to chide.

Nurse.
Here is a Ring she bid me give you, Sir:
—Hie you; make haste; for it grows very late. [Exit Nurse.

Rom.
How much my Comfort is reviv'd by this!

Fri.
Sojourn in Mantua: I'll find your Page,
And he shall signify, from time to time,
Every good Hap to you that chances here:
Give me thy Hand, 'tis late; farewell, Good-night.—

Rom.
I am summon'd by the Mistress of my Heart,
Or 'twere a Grief so soon from thee to part.

-- 40 --

Scene 4 SCENE, Capulet's House. Capulet and Paris.

Cap.
Things have fallen out, Sir, most unluckily;
Juliet did love her Kinsman Tibalt dearly,
And so did I:—Well, we were born to die.
'Tis very late; she'll not come down To-night.

Paris.
These Times of Woe afford no time to woo.
My Lord, Good-night: Commend me to your Daughter.

Cap.

Sir Paris, we will make a desperate Tender of my Child's Love; I think she will be rul'd in all Respects, by me; nay, more, I doubt it not. But soft, what Day is this?

Paris.

Monday, my Lord.

Cap.
Monday; ha! ha! well, Wednesday is too soon:
On Thursday let it be; you shall be married:
Well, keep no great a-do—a Friend, or two—
For hark you, Tibalt being slain so late,
It may be thought we held him carelessly,
Being our Kinsman, if we revel much:
Therefore we'll have some half a dozen Friends,
And there's an End: But, what say you to Thursday?

Paris.
My Lord, I would that Thursday were Tomorrow.

Cap.
Well, get you gone;—on Thursday be it then?
Farewell, my Lord.—Light to my Chamber, hoa!
Good-night.—
[Exeunt.

-- 41 --

ACT IV. Scene 1 SCENE, Juliet's Chamber. Romeo and Juliet discovered.

Jul.
Wilt thou be gone? It is not yet near Day,
It was the Nightingale, and not the Lark,
That pierc'd the fearful Hollow of thine Ear:
Nightly she sings on yond' Pomgranate Tree:
Believe me, Love, it was the Nightingale.

Rom.
It was the Lark, the Herald of the Morn,
No Nightingale; look Love, what envious Streaks
Do lace the severing Clouds in yonder East:
Night's Candles are burnt out, and jocund Day
Stands tiptoe, on the misty Mountain Tops.
I must begone, and live; or stay, and die.

Jul.
Yon Light is not Day-light; I know it well
It is some Meteor that the Sun exhales
To be to thee this Night a Torch-Bearer,
And light thee on thy Way to Mantua.
Then stay a while; thou shalt not go so soon.

Rom.
Let me then stay, let me be ta'en and die;
If thou wilt have it so, I am content:
I'll say yon Gray is not the Morning's Eye,
'Tis but the pale Reflex of Cynthia's Brow;
I'll say it is the Nightingale that beats
The vaulty Heaven's, so high above our Heads,
And not the Lark, the Messenger of Morn:
Come Death and welcome. Juliet wills it so.
What says my Love? Let's talk; it is not Day.

Jul.
It is the Lark, that sings so out of Tune,
Straining harsh Discords, and unpleasing Sharps:
Some say, the Lark makes sweet Division;
This doth not so, for she divideth us.

-- 42 --


Some say the Lark and loathed Toad change Eyes;
O! now I would they had chang'd Voices too!
O! now begone, more light and light it grows. Nurse within.

Nurse.
Madam.

Jul.
Nurse.

Nurse.
Your Lady Mother's coming to your Chamber;
The Day is broke; be wary, look about.

Jul.
Then, thou must go: Love! Lord! ah! Husband! Friend!
I must hear from thee every Day in the Hour,
For in a Minute there are many Days:
O, by this 'count, I shall be much in Years,
Ere I again behold my Romeo.

Rom.
The Saints that heard our Vows, and know our Loves,
Seeing my Faith, and thy unspotted Truth,
Will sure take care, and let no Wrongs annoy thee;
Upon my Knees I'll ask 'em every Day,
How my kind Juliet does;—and every Night,
In the severe Distresses of my Fate,
As I perhaps shall wander thro' the Desert,
And want a Place to rest my weary Head on,
I'll count the Stars, and bless 'em as they shine,
And court 'em all, for my dear Juliet's Safety.

Jul.
Oh! Banishment! eternal Banishment!
Ne'er to return! must we ne'er meet again?
My Heart will break; I cannot bear that Thought
And live, cou'd I but see to the End of Woe,
There were some Comfort;—but eternal Torment,
Is ever insupportable to Thought:
It cannot be that we shall part for ever.

Rom.
No, for my Banishment may be recall'd;
Then shall I boldly claim fair Juliet mine:
Whilst happiest Men shall envy at our Blessings,
And Poets write the Wonders of our Loves.

Jul.
Oh! I cou'd find out Things to talk to thee for ever.

-- 43 --


[illeg.]Weep not, the Time
[illeg.]ad to stay together has been employ'd
In richest Love.

Jul.
We ought to summon all
The Spirit of soft Passion up, to chear,
Our Hearts, thus lab'ring with the Pangs of parting.
Oh! my poor Romeo!

Rom.
Ah! my kindest Juliet!

Jul.
But do'st thou think we e'er shall meet again?

Rom.
I doubt it not; and all these Woes shall serve
For sweet Discourses in our Time to come.

Jul.
Alas! I have an ill-divining Soul:
Methinks I see thee, now thou art from my Arms,
Like a stark Ghost, with Horror in thy Visage:
Either my Eye-sight fails, or thou look'st pale.

Rom.
And trust me, Love, in my Eye so dost thou:
Dry sorrow drinks our Blood:—Farewell, Farewell.

Jul.
All good Angels guard thee. [Ex. Romeo.
Oh Fortune, Fortune! all Men call thee fickle;
If thou art fickle, what hast thou to do
With him that is renowned for his Faith?
Yet be fickle Fortune: For then I hope
Thou wilt not keep him long—But send him back.
Enter Lady Capulet.

L. Cap.
Ho, Daughter, are you up?

Jul.
Who is't that calls! Is it my Lady Mother?
What unaccustom'd Cause procures her hither?
[Aside.

L. Cap.
Why, how now Juliet?

Jul.
Madam, I am not well.

L. Cap.
Evermore weeping for your Cousin's Death?
What wilt thou wash him from his Grave with Tears?

Jul.
Yet let me weep for such a feeling Loss.

L. Cap.
Well Girl, thou weep'st not so much for his Death,
As that the Villain lives, which slaughter'd him.

Jul.
What Villain, Madam.

L. Cap.
That same Villain, Romeo.

Jul.
Villain and he are many Miles asunder.

-- 44 --

L. Cap.
Content thee, Girl: If I could find a Man
I wou'd soon send to Mantua, where he is,
And give him such an unaccustom'd Dram,
That he should soon keep Tibalt Company.

Jul.
Find you the Means, and I'll soon find such a Man;
For while he lives, my Heart shall ne'er be light
Till I behold him—dead—is my poor Heart,
Thus for a Kinsman vex'd?

L. Cap.
Well, let that pass.
I come to bring thee joyful Tidings, Girl.

Jul.
And Joy comes well in such a needful Time.
What are they, I beseech your Ladyship?

L. Cap.
Well, well; thou hast a careful Father, Child,
One, who to put thee from thy Heaviness,
Hath sorted out a sudden Day of Joy,
That thou expect'st not; nor I look'd not for.

Jul.
Madam, in happy Time, what Day is this?

L. Cap.
Marry, my Child, early next Thursday Morn,
Paris the gallant, young and noble Count,
Shall happily make thee a joyful Bride.

Jul.
I wonder at this Haste, that I must wed
Ere he that must be Husband comes to woo.
I pray you tell my Lord and Father, Madam,
I will not marry yet; and when I do
It shall be Romeo, whom you know I hate,
Rather than Paris:—These are News indeed.

L. Cap.
Here comes your Father, tell him so yourself,
And see how he will take it at your Hands.
Enter Capulet, and Nurse.

Cap.
How now? What, still in Tears? Evermore show'ring!
Now, Wife, have you deliver'd our Decree?

L. Cap.
Ay, Sir; but she will none, she gives you Thanks:
I wou'd the Fool were married to her Grave.

-- 45 --

Cap.
Soft, take me with you, take me with you, Wife:
How! will she none? Doth she not give us Thanks?
Is she not proud? Doth she not count her blest,
Unworthy as she is, that we have wrought
So worthy a Gentleman to be her Bridegroom?

Jul.
Not proud, you have; but thankful that you have.
Proud can I never be of what I hate:
But thankful even for Hate, that is meant Love.

Cap.
How now, Chop-Logick! Why, what Riddling's this!
Proud! and I thank you! and I thank you not!
Thank me no Thankings, nor proud me no Prouds;
But settle your fine Joints 'gainst Thursday next,
To go with Paris, to St. Peter's Church:
Or I will drag thee on a Hurdle thither.

Jul.
Good Father, I beseech you on my Knees,
Hear me with Patience but to speak a Word.

Cap.
Hang thee, young Baggage disobedient Wretch.
I tell thee what, get thee to Church on Thursday
Or never after look me in the Face.
Speak not, reply not, do not answer me.
My Fingers itch Wife, we scarce thought us blest.
That Heaven hath sent us but this only Child.
But now I see this one is one too much,
And that we have a Curse in having her:
Out on her Hilding

Nurse.
Now good Heaven bless her
You are to blame my Lord, to rate her so.

Cap.
And why, my Lady Wisdom, hold your Tongue.
Good Prudence, smatter with your Gossips go.

Nurse.
I speak no Treason: Then why mayn't one speak

Cap.
Peace you mumbling Fool.
Utter your Gravity o'er a Gossip's Bowl.
For here we need it not

L. Cap.
You are too hot

-- 46 --

Cap.
It makes me mad: Day, Night, late, early,
At home, abroad; alone, in Company,
Waking or Sleeping, still my Care hath been
To have her match'd: And having now provided
A Gentleman of noble Parentage,
Of fair Demeans, youthful, and nobly allied;
Stuff'd as they say with honourable Parts;
Proportion'd as one's Thought would wish a Man:
And then to have a wretched pulling Fool,
A whining Mammet, in her Fortune's Tender,
To answer I'll not wed; I cannot love;
I am too young: I pray you pardon me,
Look to't, think on't, I do not use to jest:
If you be mine, I'll give you to my Friend;
If you be not, hang, beg, starve, die in the Streets;
For by my Soul, I'll ne'er acknowledge thee,
Nor what is mine shall ever do thee good:
Trust to't, bethink you, I'll not be forsworn.
[Exit.

Jul.
Is there no pity sitting in the Clouds,
That sees into the Bottom of my Grief.
O sweet my Mother, cast me not away,
Delay this Marriage for a Month, a Week,
Or if you do not, make the bridal Bed
In that dim Monument, where Tibalt lies.

L. Cap.
Talk not to me, for I'll not speak a Word;
Do as thou wilt, for I have done with thee
[Exit.

Jul.
O Nurse, how shall this be prevented?

Nurse.
Faith, here it is,
Romeo is banish'd: All the World to nothing
That he dares not come back to challenge you;
Or if he do, it needs must be by Stealth.
Then, since the Case so stands, as now it doth,
I think it best you married with the Count.
Oh! he's a lovely Gentleman!
Romeo's a Dish-clout to him.

Jul.
Speak'st thou from thy Heart?

Nurse.
And from my Soul too;
Or else beshrew 'em both!

-- 47 --

Jul.
Go in, and tell my Lady I am gone,
Having displeas'd my Father, to Friar Laurence Cell,
To make Confession, and to be absolv'd.

Nurse.
Marry I will, and this is wisely done.—
[Exit.

Jul.
O most wicked Fiend!
Thus to dispraise my Lord, with that same Tongue,
Which she hath prais'd him with, above Compare,
So many thousand Times! Go, Counsellor;
Thou and my Bosom, henceforth shall be 'twain:
How hateful is this Place in Romeo's Absence?
Remov'd from what we love, a Court's a Prison;
But with our Loves the least Spot's a World:
Then, finding Romeo, I enjoy the World.
Oh! Love, how mighty is thy Power! My Heart
Grows resolute, inspir'd by thee: 'Tis Love
Makes wise Men weak, and silly Women cunning;
Cowards couragious, and the Hero tremble:
Love can with sudden, and resistless, Power,
Abash the Learned; or make an Orator,
Of unskill'd Youth;—Humanise the Brute;
Exalt the Slave, enslave the Conqueror:
Love can make Juliet shun her Father's House,
Who ere she knew Love's Influence, thence to have fled,
Had broke her Heart; no, I'll not tarry here:
I'll to the Friar, and consult with him.
If for my Griefs he finds no Remedy,
Let the worst come, I still have Power to die.
[Exit. Scene 2 SCENE, the Monastry Friar Laurence, and Paris.

Fri.
On Thursday, Sir! the Time is very short.

Paris.
My Father Capulet will have it so.

Fri.
You say, you do not know the Lady's Mind.
Uneven is this Course, I like it not.

Paris.
Immoderately she weeps for Tibalt's Death,
And therefore have I little talk'd of Love.

-- 48 --


For Venus smiles not in a House of Tears.
Now, Sir, her Father counts it dangerous,
That we shou'd give her Sorrow so much Sway;
And in his Wisdom hastes our Marriage,
To stop the Inundation of her Tears;
Which, too much minded by herself alone,
May be put from her by Society.
Now, you do know the Reason of this Haste?

Fri.
I wou'd I knew not why it shou'd be slack'd. [Aside.
Look, Sir, here comes the Lady t'wards my Cell.
Enter Juliet.

Paris.
Welcome, my Love, my Lady, and my Wife.

Jul.
That may be, Sir, when I may be a Wife.

Paris.
That may be, must be, Love, on Thursday next.

Jul.
What must be, shall be.

Paris.
Come you to make Confession to this Father?

Jul.
To answer that, were to confess to you.

Paris.
Do not deny to him that you love me?

Jul.
I will confess to you, that I love him.

Paris.
So will you, I am sure, that you love me.

Jul.
If I do so, it will be of more Price,
Being spoke behind your back, than to your Face.

Paris.
Poor soul, thy Face is much abus'd with Tears.

Jul.
The Tears have got small Victory by that:
For it was bad enough before their Spite.

Paris.
Thou wrong'st it more than Tears with that Report.

Jul.
That is no Slander, Sir, which is but Truth,
And what I speak, I speak it to my Face.

Paris.
Thy Face is mine, and thou hath slander'd it.

Jul.
It may be so, for it is not my own.
Are you at leisure, holy Father, now,
Or shall I come at Evening Mass?

Fri.
My Leisure serves me, pensive Daughter, now
My Lord, I must entreat the Time alone.

-- 49 --

Paris.
Heaven shield I shou'd disturb Devotion:
Juliet, farewell, and keep this holy Kiss. [Exit Paris.

Jul.
Go shut the Door, and when thou hast done so
Come weep with me, past Hope, past Cure, past Help.

Fri.
O, Juliet I already know your Grief,
I hear thou must, and nothing may prorogue it,
On Thursdry next be married to the Count.

Jul.
Tell me not Friar that thou hear'st of this,
Unless thou tell me how I may prevent it:
If in thy Wisdom thou can'st give no Help,
Do thou but call my Resolution wise,
And with this Dagger I'll help it presently.
Heaven join'd my Heart and Romeo's, thou our Hands;
And ere this Hand, by thee to Romeo seal'd,
Shall be the Label to another Deed,
Or my true Heart with treacherous Revolt
Turn to another, this shall slay them both:
Therefore out of thy long-experienced Time,
Give me some present Council, or behold
'Twixt my Extreams and me, this bloody Dagger
Shall play the Umpire: Arbitrating that,
Which the Commission of thy Years and Art
Cou'd to no Issue of true Honour bring:
Speak, and be brief; for I desire to die.
If what thou speak'st, speak't not of Remedy.

Fri.
Hold Daughter, I do spy a kind of Hope,
Which craves as desperate an Execution,
As that is desperate which we wou'd prevent.
If rather than to marry with Count Paris
Thou hast the Strength or Will, to slay thyself;
Then it is likely thou wilt undertake
A Thing like Death to chide away this Shame,
That cop'st with Death itself, to scape from it,
And if thou dar'st I'll give the Remedy

Jul.
O bid me leap, rather than marry Paris,
From off the Battlements of yonder Tower:
Or chain me to some steepy Mountain's Top
Where roaring Bears, and savage Lions roam;
Or shut me nightly in a Charnel House,

-- 50 --


O'er-cover'd quite with dead Men's ratling Sculls,
Or bid me go into a new made Grave,
And hide me with a dead Man in his Shroud;
Things that to hear them nam'd, have made me tremble;
And I will do it without Fear or Doubt,
To live an unstain'd Wife to my sweet Love.

Fri.
Mind Juliet, hie thee Home, get thee to Bed:
(Let not thy Nurse lie with thee in thy Chamber:)
And when thou art alone, take thou this Phial,
And this distilled Liquor drink thou off,
When presently thro' all thy Veins shall run
A cold and drowsy Humour, which shall seize
Each vital Spirit; for no Pulse shall keep
His natural Progress, but surcease to beat;
No Warmth, no Breath shall testify thou livest;
And in this borrow'd Likeness of shrunk Death
Thou shalt continue two and forty Hours,
And then awake as from a pleasant Sleep,
Now when the Bridegroom in the Morning comes
To rouse thee from thy Bed, there art thou dead;
Then as the Manner of our Country is,
In thy best Robes uncover'd, on the Bier,
Be borne to Burial in thy Kindred's Grave:
Thou shalt be borne to that same ancient Vault
Where all the Kindred of the Capulet's lie;
In the mean time against thou shalt awake
Shall Romeo by my Letters know our Drift,
And hither shall he come; and he and I
Will watch thy waking, and that very Night
Shall Romeo bear thee hence to Mantua;
If no unconstant Toy nor womanish Fear
Abate thy Valour in the acting it.

Jul.
Give me, oh give me, tell me not of Fear.

Fri.
Now get you gone, be strong and prosperous
In this Resolve, I'll send a Friar with Speed
To Mantua, with my Letters to thy Lord.

Jul.
Love give me Strength, and Strength shall Help afford.
Farewell, dear Father.

-- 51 --

Scene 3 SCENE, Capulet's Garden. Enter Capulet, Lady, Capulet, Nurse, and two or three Servants.

Cap.
So many Guests invite as here are writ;
What is my Daughter gone to Friar Laurence?

Nurse.
Ay, forsooth.

Cap.
Well, he may chance to do some good on her;
A peevish self will'd Harlotry it is.
Enter Juliet.

Nurse.
See where she comes from her Confession.

Cap.
How now my Head-strong? Where have you been gadding?

Jul.
Where I have learnt me to repent the Sin
Of disobedient Opposition
To you and your Behests; and am enjoin'd
By holy Laurence to fall prostrate here,
And beg your Pardon: Pardon, I beseech you!
Hence-forward I am ever rul'd by you.

Cap.
Send for the Count, go quick, tell him of this:
I'll have this Knot knit up immediately.

Jul.
I met the youthful Lord at Laurence Cell,
And gave him what becoming Love I might,
Not stepping o'er the Bounds of Modesty.

Cap.
Why, I am glad on't; this is well.

Jul.
Nurse, will you go with me into the Closet,
To help me sort such needful Ornaments,
As you think fit to furnish me To-morrow?

Cap.
Go Nurse, go with her; we'll to Church 'ith' Morning.
[Exeunt Jul. and Nurse.

L. Cap.
We shall be short in our Provisions;
'Tis now past Night.

Cap.
Tush, I'll stir about,
And all Things shall be well, I warrant thee, Wife:
Go thou to Juliet, help to deck up her;
I'll not to Bed To-night, let me alone:
I'll play the Housewife for this once. What ho!
They are all forth; well, I will walk my self

-- 52 --


To Paris, to prepare him up
My Heart's wond'rous light,
Since this same wayward Girl is so reclaim'd. [Exeunt. Scene 4 SCENE, Juliet's Chamber. Juliet and Nurse.

Jul.
Ay, those Attires are best; but, gentle Nurse,
I pray thee leave me to my self To-night:
For I have need of many Orisons
To move the Heavens to smile upon my State,
Which, well thou know'st, is cross and full of Sin.
Enter Lady Capulet.

L. Cap.
What, are you busy, do you need my Help?

Jul.
No, Madam; we have cull'd such Necessaries
As are behoveful for our State To-morrow:
So, please you, let me now be left alone,
And let the Nurse this Night set up with you;
For I am sure you have your Hands full all,
In this so sudden Business.

L. Cap.
Good-night,
Get thee to Bed and rest, for thou hast need.
[Exeunt.

Jul.
Farewell—Heaven knows when we shall meet again!
I have a faint cold Fear thrills thro' my Veins,
That almost freezes up the Heat of Life.
I'll call them back again to comfort me.
Nurse—what shou'd she do here?
My dismal Scene I needs must act alone:
Come Phial—what if this Mixture do not work at all?
Shall I of Force be married to the Count?
No, no; this shall forbid it; lie thou there: [Conceals a Dagger under her Robe.
What if it be a Poison, which the Friar
Subt'ly hath ministred, to have me dead,
Least in this Marriage he should be dishonour'd,
Because he married me before to Romeo?

-- 53 --


I fear it is; and yet, methinks it shou'd not,
For he hath still been try'd a holy Man—
How, if when I am laid into the Tomb,
I 'wake before the Time that Romeo
Comes to redeem me? There's a fearful Point!
Shall I not then be stifled in the Vault,
To whose foul Mouth no healthsome Air breathes in:
Or, if I live, it is not very like
The horrible Conceit of Death and Night,
Together with the Terror of the Place,
As in a Vault an ancient Receptacle,
Where for these many hundred Years the Bones
Of all my buried Ancestors are pack'd;
Where bloody Tibalt, yet but green in Earth,
Lies fest'ring in his Shroud, where as they say,
At some Hours of the Night Spirits refort—
Alas! alas! is it not like, that I
So early waking, what with loathsome Smells,
And Shrieks like Mandrakes torn out of the Earth,
That living Mortals hearing them run mad—
Or, if I 'wake, shall I not be distraught,
(Inviron'd with all these hideous Fears,)
And madly play with my Forefathers Joints,
And pluck the mangled Tibalt from his Shroud?
And in this Rage, with some great Kinsman's Bone
As with a Club, dash out my desp'rate Brains?
O look! methinks I see my Cousin's Ghost
Seeking out RomeoTibalt, get thee gone,
Romeo, I come! this do I drink to thee. Scene 5 SCENE, a Hall. Enter Lady Capulet and Nurse.

L. Cap.
Hold, take these Keys, and fetch more Spices, Nurse.

Nurse.
They call for Dates and Quinces in the Pastry.

-- 54 --

Enter Capulet.

Cap.
Come, stir, stir, stir, the second Cock hath crowed,
First Mattin's Bell hath rung, 'tis four o'Clock:
Look to the bak'd Meats, good Angelica
Spare not for Cost.

L. Cap.
Go, you Cot-Quean, go;
Get you to-bed; faith you'll be sick To-morrow
For this Night's watching.

Cap.
No not a whit; what I have watch'd ere now
All Night for a less Cause, and ne'er been sick.

L. Cap.
Ay, you have been a Mouse-hunt in your Time,
But I will watch you, from such watching, now.
[Exit. L. Cap. and Nurse.

Cap.
A jealous-hood, a jealous-hood—
Good faith 'tis Day
Young Paris will be here with Musick strait,
For so he said he would. I hear him near.
Nurse, Wife, what ho? What Nurse I say? Enter Nurse.
Go waken Juliet, go, and trim her up,
I'll go and chat with Paris: Hie, make haste,
Make haste, I say. [Exit. Cap.
Scene 6 SCENE draws and discovers Juliet on a Bed.

Nurse.
Mistress, what Mistress! Juliet—fast, I warrant her,
Why Lamb—why Lady—Fie you slug-a-bed—
Oh! ho! what drest and in your Cloaths and down again!
I must needs wake you, Lady, Lady, Lady,—
Alas! alas! help! help! my Lady's dead,
O well-a-day, that ever I was born?
Enter Lady Capulet.

L. Cap.
What Noise is here?

-- 55 --

Nurse.
O lamentable Day!

L. Cap.
What is the Matter?

Nurse.
Look—oh heavy Day!

L. Cap.
Oh me, oh me, my Child, my only Life!
Revive, look up, or I will die with thee.
Enter Capulet.

Cap.
For Shame bring Juliet forth, her Lord is come.

Nurse.
She's dead, deceas'd, she's dead, alack the Day.

Cap.
Ha! let me see her—alas she's cold,
Her Blood is settled and her Joints are stiff,
Life and these Lips have long been separated:
‘Death lies on her like an untimely Frost
‘Upon the sweetest Flower of the Field.
Accursed Time! unfortunate old Man!
Enter Friar Laurence and Paris, with Musicians.

Fri.
Come, is the Bride ready to go to Church?

Cap.
Ready to go, but never to return.
O Son the Night before the Wedding-day
Hath Death lain with thy Wife: See, there she lies,
Flower as she was, deflower'd now by him:
Death is my Son-in-law.—

Paris.
Have I thought long to see this Morning's Face,
And doth it give me such a Sight as this?

L. Cap.
Most miserable Hour that Time e'er saw
In lasting Labour of his Pilgrimage;
But one Child to rejoice and solace in,
And cruel Death hath caught it from my Sight.

Nurse.
Oh Woe most lamentable, most woeful Day.

Fri.
Peace, for shame!

Cap.
All things that we ordained Festival,
Turn from their Office to black Funeral:
Our Instruments to melancholy Bells;
Our Wedding chear to a sad Funeral Feast:
Our solemn Hymns to sullen Dirges change,
And Bridal Flowers serve for a buried Coarse.

-- 56 --

Fri.
Your Daughter lives in Peace and Happiness
And it is vain to wish it otherwise,
Heaven and yourself had part in this fair Maid,
Now Heaven hath all—
Then as the Custom of our Country is,
In all her best and sumptuous Ornaments
Convey her where her Ancestors lie tomb'd.
[Exeunt. ACT V. Scene 1 SCENE, near the Walls of Verona.

Enter Romeo.
Irksome Suspence creates perplexing Thoughts;
Therefore no longer cou'd I rest in Mantua;
But boldly have I ventured to Verona,
Altho' it be at Hazard of my Life:
'Tis better know the worst, than be in doubt.
Yet, if I trust the Flattery of Sleep,
My Dreams presage some joyful News at hand:
My Bosom's Lord sits lightly on his Throne,
And ev'n now an unaccustom'd Spirit
Lifts me above the Ground with chearful Thoughts.
I dreamt my Lady came and found me dead,
(Strange Dream that gives a dead Man leave to think)
And breath'd such Life with Kisses in my Lips,
That I revived, and was an Emperor.
Ah, me! how sweet is Love itself possest,
When but Love's Shadows are so rich in Joy?
Why does my Servant slack his Expedition? Enter Romeo's Man.
O! he returns—How now, Balthazar?
Do'st thou not bring me Letters from the Friar?

-- 57 --


How doth my Lady? Is my Father well?
How doth my Juliet? That I ask again,
For nothing can be ill, if she be well.

Bal.
Then she is well, and nothing can be ill,
Her Body sleeps in Capulet's Monument,
And her immortal Part with Angels lives:
I saw her laid low in her Kindred's Vault,
And presently took Post to tell it you:
O pardon me for bringing these ill News.

Rom.
Is it even so? Then I defy you, Stars!
Haste thee, Balthazar, get me Ink and Paper,
And meet me near the Abbey of St. Mary.

Bal.
Pardon me, Sir, I dare not leave you thus.
Your Looks are pale and wild, and do import
Some Misadventure.

Rom.
Tush, thou art deceived,
Leave me, and do the Thing I bid thee do:
Hast thou no Letters to me from the Friar?

Bal.
No, good my Lord.

Rom.
No Matter, get thee gone;
See thou art speedy, I'll be with you strait. [Exit Bal.
Well, Juliet, I will lie with thee To-night,
But for the Means—O Mischief! thou art quick
To enter in the Thought of desp'rate Men!
‘I do remember an Apothecary,
‘And hereabouts he dwells, whom late I noted
‘In tattered Weeds, with overwhelming Brows,
‘Culling of Simples; meagre were his Looks,
‘Sharp Misery had worn him to the Bones:
‘And in his needy Shop a Tortoise hung,
‘An Alligator stuff'd, and other Skins
‘Of ill-shaped Fishes, and about his Shelves
‘A beggarly Account of empty Boxes,
‘Green Earthen Pots, Bladders, and musty Seeds,
‘Remnants of Pack-thread, and old Cakes of Roses
‘Were thinly scatter'd to make up a Show.’
Noting his Penury, to myself I said,
And if a Man did need a Poison now,
Whose Sale incurs the Penalty of Death,

-- 58 --


Here lives a Caitiff Wretch would sell it him.
Oh this same Thought did but fore-run my Need,
And this same needy Man must sell it me.
As I remember, this should be the House.
Being Holy-day, the Beggar's Shop is shut.
What ho! Apothecary! Enter Apothecary.

Apot.
Who calls so loud?

Rom.
Come hither Man, I see that thou art poor;
Behold, here's forty Ducats, let me have
A Dram of Poison such soon-spreading Geer,
As will disperse itself thro' all the Veins,
That the Life-weary Taker may fall dead;
And that the Trunk may be discharg'd of Breath,
As violently as hasty Powder fired
Doth hurry from the fatal Cannons Womb.

Apot.
Such mortal Drugs I have, but our Laws
Speak Death to any he that utters them.

Rom.
Art thou so bare and full of Wretchedness,
And fearest to die? Famine is in thy Cheeks,
Need and Oppression stare within thine Eyes,
Contempt and Beggary hang on thy Back:
The World is not thy Friend, nor the World's Law;
The World affords no Law to make thee rich:
Then be not poor but break it, and take this.

Apot.
My Poverty, but not my Will, consents.
[Exit.

Rom.
I pay thy Poverty, and not thy Will.

Apot. returns.
Put this in any liquid Thing you will,
And drink it off, and if you had the Strength
Of twenty Men, it wou'd dispatch you strait.

Rom.
There is the Gold, worse Poison to Men's Souls,
Doing more Murder in this loathsome World,
Than these poor Compounds that thou may'st not sell:
I sell thee Poison, thou hast sold me none.
Farewell, buy Food, and get thee into Flesh.
And now for Juliet's Monument.

-- 59 --

Scene 2 SCENE, the Outside of the Convent. Enter Friar John to Friar Laurence.

John.
Holy Franciscan Friar, Brother! ho!

Lau.
This same should be the Voice of Friar John.
Welcome from Mantua; what says Romeo?
Or, if his Mind be writ, give me his Letter.

John.
Going to find a bare-foot Brother out,
One of our Order, to associate me,
Here in this City visiting the Sick;
And finding him, the Searchers of the Town
Suspecting that we both were in a House
Where the infectious Pestilence did reign,
Seal'd up the Doors, and wou'd not let us forth,
So that my Speed to Mantua there was stay'd.

Lau.
Who bore my Letter then to Romeo?

John.
I could not send it; here it is again,
Nor get a Messenger to bring it thee,
So fearful were they of Infection.

Lau.
Unhappy Fortune! by my Brotherhood,
The Letter was not nice, but full of Charge,
Of dear Import, and the neglecting it
May do much danger. Friar John, go hence
Get me an Iron Crow, and bring it strait
Unto my Cell.

John.
Brother, I'll go and bring it thee.
[Exit.

Lau.
Now must I to the Monument alone:
Within these three Hours will fair Juliet wake;
She will beshrew me much, that Romeo
Hath had no notice of these Accidents:
But I will write again to Mantua,
And keep her at my Cell till Romeo come.
Poor living Coarse, clos'd in a dead Man's Tomb.
[Exit.

-- 60 --

Scene 3 SCENE, a Church-yard, in it several Monuments belonging to the Capulets. Enter Paris and his Page with a Torch.

Paris.
Boy.—Under yond Yew-Tree lay thee all along,
Laying thy Ear close to the hollow Ground;
So shall no Foot upon the Church-Yard tread,
(Being loose, unfirm, with digging up of Graves)
But thou shalt hear it: Whistle then to me,
As Signal that thou hearest something approach.
Give me those Flowers. Do as I bid thee; go.

Page.
I am almost afraid to stand alone
Here in the Church-Yard, yet I will venture.
[Exit.

Paris.
Sweet Flower! with Flowers thy bridal Bed I strew;
Fair Juliet, that with Angels dost remain,
Accept this latest Favour at my Hand,
That living honoured thee, and being dead
With funeral Obsequies adorn thy Tomb. [The Boy whistles.
The Boy gives warning, somthing doth approach—
What cursed Foot wanders this Way To-night,
To cross my Obsequies and true Love's Rite?
What with a Light? Muffle me, Night, a while.
Enter Romeo and Balthazar with a Light.

Rom.
Give me the wrenching Iron.
Take this Letter, early in the Morning
See thou deliver it to my Lord and Father.
Hang up the Light; upon thy Life, I charge thee,
What e'er thou hear'st, or see'st, stand all aloof,
And do not interrupt me in my Course.
Why I descend into this Bed of Death
Is partly to behold my Lady's Face:
But chiefly to take thence from her dead Finger
A precious Ring, a Ring that I must use
In dear Employment; therefore hence be gone:

-- 61 --


But if thou jealous dost return to pry
In what I further shall intend to do,
By Heaven I will tear thee Joint by Joint,
And strew this hungry Church-Yard with thy Limbs;
The Times and my Intents are savage, wild,
More fierce and more inexorable far
Than empty Tygers, or the roaring Sea.

Bal.
I will be gone, Sir, and not trouble you.

Rom.
So shalt thou win my Favour. Take thou that,
Live and be prosperous, and farewell, good Fellow.

Bal.
For all this, I'll not move far:
His Looks, I fear, and his Intents I doubt.
[Exit.

Rom.
Thou destable Maw, thou Womb of Death.
Gorged with the dearest Morsel of the Earth,
This shall enforce thy rotten Joys to open, [Breaking open the Monument.
And in despite, I'll cram thee with more Food.

Paris.
This is that banish'd haughty Mountague,
That murder'd my Love's Cousin; (with which Grief
It is supposed the fair Creature died)
And here is come to do some villainous shame
To the dead Bodies: I'll apprehend him,
Stop thy unhallowed Toil vile Mountague.
Can Vengeance be pursued further than Death?
Condemned Villain, I do apprehend thee;
Obey, and go with me, for thou must die.

Rom.
I must indeed, and therefore came I hither—
Good gentle Youth, tempt not a desperate Man,
Fly hence, and leave me. Think upon these gone.
Let them affright thee! I beseech thee, Youth,
Pull not another Sin upon my Head,
By urging me to fury. O, be gone!
By Heaven, I love thee better than myself;
For I came hither arm'd against myself.

Paris.
I do defy thy Commiseration,
And apprehend thee for a Felon here.

Rom.
Wilt thou provoke me? Then have at thee, Boy.
[They fight, Paris falls.

-- 62 --

Paris,
Oh, I am slain! if thou be merciful,
Open the Tomb, lay me with Juliet.

Rom.
In faith I will: Let me peruse this Face—
Mercutio's Kinsman! Paris! Fare thee well.
Since in Misfortune's Book with me thou art writ
I'll bury thee in a triumphant Grave.
For here lies Juliet—Oh my Love, my Wife,
Death that hath suck'd the Honey of thy Breath,
Hath had no Power yet upon thy Beauty
That is not conquer'd, Beauty's Ensign yet
Is crimson in thy Lips, and in thy Cheeks,
And Death's pale Flag is not advanced there.
Why art thou so fair? Shall I believe
That unsubstantial Death is amorous,
And that the lean abhorred Monster keeps
Thee here in dark, to be his Paramour:
For fear of that, I'll stay with thee for ever.
Come bitter Conduct, thou unsavoury Guide:
Here's to my Love— [Drinks the Poison.
And now Eyes look your last,
Arms take your last Embrace, whilst on these Lips
I fix the Seal of an eternal Contract—
She breathes and stirs.—
[Juliet wakes.

Jul. In the Tomb.
Where am I? Bless me, Heaven!
'Tis very cold: And yet here's something warm—

Rom.
She lives, and we shall both be made immortal.
Speak, speak my Juliet, speak some heavenly News,
And tell me how the Gods design to treat us.

Jul.
O! I have slept a long ten thousand Years.
What have they done with me? I'll not be us'd thus?
I'll not wed Paris: Romeo is my Husband,
Is he not, Sir? Methinks you're very like him.
Be good as he is, and protect me.

Rom.
Juliet, Hah!
Wilt thou not own me? Am I then but like him?
Much, much indeed I'm chang'd from what I was;
And ne'er shall be my self, if thou art lost.

Jul.
The Gods have heard my Vows; it is my Romeo.

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Once more they have restor'd him to my Eyes.
Hadst thou not come, sure I had slept for ever.
But there's a sovereign Charm in thy Embraces,
That might do Wonders, and revive the Dead.

Rom.
Ill Fate no more, my Juliet, now shall part us,
Nor cruel Parents, nor oppressing Laws.
Did not Heav'n's Pow'rs all wonder at our Loves?
And when thou told'st the Tale of thy Disasters,
Was there not Sadness and a Gloom amongst 'em?
I know there was; and they in pity sent thee,
Thus to redeem me from this Vale of Torments,
And bear me with thee to those Hills of Joys.
This World's gross Air grows burthensome already.
I'm all a God; such heav'nly Joys transport me,
That mortal Sense grows sick, and faints with lasting.
[Dies.

Jul.
Oh! to recount my Happiness to thee,
To open all the Treasure of my Soul,
And shew thee how 'tis fill'd, would waste more Time
Than so impatient Love as mine can spare.
He's gone! he's dead! breathless: Alas! my Romeo,
A Phial too: here, here has been his Bane.
O Churl! drink all? Not leave one friendly Drop
For your poor Wife. Yet I'll drain thy Lips.
Perhaps some welcome Poison may hang there,
To help me to o'ertake thee on thy Journey.
They're cold and damp as Earth. Hah! Stains of Blood!
And a Man murder'd 'tis the unhappy Paris.
Who fix their Joys on any Thing that's mortal,
Let 'em behold my Portion and Despair.
Oh! I could rend the Air with Lamentations,
And rouse the dead up from their darksome Graves,
Let Heart felt Rage, Distraction, and Despair,
Seize all the World till they grow mad as I am.

Watch Within.
Lead Boy. Which way?

Jul.
What Noise is that—I will have no Prevention.
Then I'll be brief. Come well-secreted Dagger. [Stabs herself.

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This is thy Sheath, there rust and let me die?
'Tis o'er;—my Eyes grow dim. Where is my Love?
Have I caught you! now, now, we'll part no more. [Falls on Romeo, and dies. Enter a Page with Watch, &c.

Page.
This is the Place where yonder Light doth burn.

Watch.
The Ground is bloody. Search all about the Church;
Go some of you, whom e'er you find attack.
Go tell the Prince, run to the Capulets,
Raise up the Mountagues, some others search—
Enter some of the Watch with Romeo's Man.

2d Watch.

Here's Romeo's Man, we found him in the Church-yard.

1st Watch.

Hold him in Safety till the Prince comes hither.

Enter Friar, and a third Watchman.

3d Watch.

Here's a Friar, from whom we took this Iron and this Spade.

1st Watch.

Stay the Friar too. Let none escape.

Friar, looking on the Bodies.
Juliet, I came to free thee from the Grave,
But little thought to find thee fast in Death.
What! Romeo too? Ill-fated lovely Pair.
Oh! dire Effect of most unhappy Error!
Enter the Prince, and Attendants.

Prince.
What Misadventure is so early up,
That calls our Person from our Morning's Rest?
Enter Capulet, and Lady Capulet.

Cap.
What should it be that they so shriek abroad?

L. Cap.
The People in the Street cry Romeo,
Some Juliet, and some Paris; and all run
With open Outcry toward our Monument.

Prince.
What Fear is this that startles in your Ears?

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1st Watch.

Sovereign, here lies noble Lord Paris slain, and Romeo dead, and Juliet warm and new kill'd.

Prince.

Search, seek, and know how this foul Murder comes.

Watch.

Here is a Friar, and slaughter'd Romeo's Man, with Instruments upon them fit to open these dead Men's Tombs.

Cap.
Oh Heaven! oh Wife, look how our Daughter bleeds!
Oh me! this Sight of Death is as a Bell,
That warns my old Age to a Sepulchre.
Enter Mountague.

Prince.
Lord Mountague, thou art full early up,
To see thy Son and Heir now early fallen.

Mount.
Alas! my Liege, my Wife is dead Tonight,
Grief of my Son's Exile hath stopt her Breath.
What further Woe conspires against my Age?

Prince.
Look where thy Son lies dead.

Mount.
O thou untaught! what Manners is in this,
To press before thy Father to a Grave?

Prince.
Seal up the Mouth of Outrage for a while,
'Till we can clear these Ambiguities,
And let Mischance be Slave to Patience.
Bring forth the Parties of Suspicion.

Fri.
I am the greatest, able to do least,
Yet most suspected as the Time and Place
Doth make against me, of this direful Murder;
And here I stand both to impeach and purge;
My self condemned, and my self excus'd.

Prince.
Then say at once what thou dost know in this.

Fri.
Romeo, there dead, was Husband to that Juliet.
I married them; to which her Nurse was witness.
Early next Day fair Juliet comes to me,
And with wild Looks bid me devise some Means,
Which might prevent her Marriage with young Paris,
Or in my Cell there would she kill herself.

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Then gave I her (so tutor'd by my Art)
A sleeping Potion, which so took Effect
As I intended, for it wrought on her
The Form of Death. Meantime I write to Romeo,
That he should hither come as this dire Night,
To help to take her from her borrowed Grave;
Being the Time the Potion's Force should cease.
But he which bore my Letter, Friar John,
Was stay'd by Accident; and Yesternight
Return'd my Letter back; then all alone,
At the prefixed Hour of her awaking,
Came I, to take her from her Kindred's Vault;
Meaning to keep her closely at my Cell,
'Till I conveniently could send to Romeo.
If this be not the Truth, let my old Life
Be sacrificed some Hours before its Time,
Unto the Rigour of severest Law.

Prince.
We still have known thee for a holy Man.
Where's Balthazar, what can he say to this?

Bal.
I brought my Master News of Juliet's Death,
And then he came to this same Monument:
This Letter he bid me early give his Father,
And threat'ned me with Death going to the Vault,
If I departed not, and left him there.

Prince.
Give me the Letter, I will look on it.
Where is Count Paris' Page that rais'd the Watch?
What brought your Master to this Place To-night?

Page.
He came with Flowers to strew his Lady's Grave,
And bid me stand aloof; and so I did.
Anon comes one with Light to ope the Tomb,
And by and by my Master drew on him;
And then I ran away to call the Watch.

Prince.
This Letter doth make good the Friar's Words,
Their Course of Love, the Tidings of her Death:
And here he writes, that he did buy a Poison
Of a poor Apothecary, and therewithal
Came to this Vault to lie with Juliet.
Where be these Enemies Capulet! and Mountague?

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See what a Scourge is laid upon your Hate,
That Heaven finds Means to kill your Joys with Love:
And I for winking at your Discords too,
Have lost a Brace of Kinsmen: All are punish'd.
Lord Mountague give Capulet thy Hand,
And let all Hate be buried in this Tomb.

Cap.
This is my Daughter's Jointure; for no more
Can I demand.

Mount.
But I can give thee more;
For I will raise her Statue in pure Gold,
That while Verona by that Name is known,
There shall no Figure at that Rate be set,
As that of true and faithful Juliet.

Cap.
As rich shall Romeo by his Lady lie,
Poor Sacrifices of our Amity.

Prince.


A gloomy Peace this Morning with it brings,
The Sun for Sorrow will not shew its Head:
We'll hence to enquire farther of these Facts;
And, as the Law directs, pardon or punish.


Never true Lovers Story did impart
More real Anguish to a humane Heart. FINIS.

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Volume back matter Title page A SERIO-COMIC APOLOGY For Part of the LIFE of Mr. Theophilus Cibber, COMEDIAN. Written by Himself,
&lblank; Ridentem dicere verum
Quis vetat? Hor.
In which is contained, A PROLOGUE, an EPILOGUE, and a POEM, Wrote on the Play of Romeo and Juliet being first Revived in 1744; Also some Addresses to the Publick, on different Occasions; LIKEWISE Original LETTERS that passed between the late Sir Thomas De Veil, and Mr. Theo. Cibber, (Relating to the Stage-Act) On a Stop being put to the Playing at the Hay-Market. Interspersed with Memoirs and Anecdotes concerning the STAGE. Management and Theatrical Revolutions, in the Years 1744, 1745, and 1746, &c. AND Cursory Observations on some Principal Performers: Particularly Mr. Quin, Mr. Ryan, Mr. Delane, Mrs. Woffington. Mrs. Ward, and Miss Bellamy; Mr. Garrick, Mr. Barry, Mrs. Cibber Mrs. Clive, Mrs. Pritchard, and Others.
Each puny Critick can Objections raise;
The greatest Skill is knowing when to praise. Buck.
Concluding with a Copy of Verses, called, The Contrite Comedian's Confession. In sese tentat descendere. Pers.

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A SERIO-COMING APOLOGY, &c.

Apologies are now become the Mode, and who would be out of it? So I plead Fashion for my appearing Abroad in this Manner.—Now, though it is a hazardous Task to say any thing of one's Self, and an invidious One often to speak even in the Praise of Others; yet, spite of the Imputation of a vain Egotist, or being thought the partial Flatterer of any one, I shall venture at the following Memoirs, without any farther prefatory Parade:—I might indeed have made Use of a stale Device, and got some well-meaning Friend (a Man of great Judgment to be sure, and quite skilled in all Matters relating to the Stage) to have wrote an Introduction for me, my Modesty being fearful of the arduous Task. Such Things have passed; and it is not out of our Memory, when a celebrated satyrical Poem was ushered into the World, by a military Champion (who Dymock like) threw down his Gauntlet, to challenge All who dared to gainsay the Infallibility of the great Pope—and who the Devil durst?—Nay, to the last Edition of this Work even a Reverend D&wblank;e has not declined setting his Name to an Introduction of this favourite Cub new lick'd, tho' he seems to have but little Excuse for it, but his sudden

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great Friendship to the all-bepraised Poet, besides the Pleasure of abusing a Man whom he scarce knew if he had met him; and indeed appeared as little acquainted with, as he has since proved himself to be with the right Reading of Shakespear, or a true Taste of Criticism: How far his Knowledge extends therein, any one may soon learn by dipping into Mr. W&sblank;rb&sblank;rt&sblank;n's new Edition of our great Dramatic Writer; or taking a View of Mr. Upton's Observations, &c. (a Work worthy any one's Perusal) wherein his Reverendship's Taste and Judgment, tho' but tenderly touched, may be seen in a pretty just Light.

Besides, had I taken this Method, my Friend might have gratified the Curiosity of the Public, by giving them a long Bead-Roll of various Parts, Tragic and Comic, in every one of which I appeared with Applause; and then have added, The Testimonies of Authors in praise of my extraordinary Merits, collected from ransacked Dedications, and Prefaces; some long forgot, and some scarce read at all; or from quondam occasional Copies of Verses, the frequent Embellishments of Daily News-Papers, Weekly Journals and Monthly Magazines, which none (but the Praiser or Praised) ever thought worth preserving from the cruel Ravage of undiscerning Chandlers, empty Trunk-makers, and paltry partial Pastry Cooks;—inveterate Enemies! Destroyers of all Puffs—but their own.


“These Things a Sheffield and a Pope has done.”

Under the disadvantageous Want of such introductory Auxiliaries, I shall proceed; and inform the Reader, the Play of Romeo and Juliet, as here revlsed, &c. was first performed at the Little Theatre in the Haymarket on Sept. the 11th, 1744; and the present Publication of it gives Birth to this Apology, &c.

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Here follows the PROLOGUE spoke on the Revival of the Play. To Miss Jenny Cibber, in the Character of JULIET. An Address to the Publick from Theophilus Cibber (late Comedian) now Master of the New Academy in the Hay-Market. Sir Thomas to Mr. Cibber. Mr. Cibber to Sir Thomas. Sir Thomas to Mr. Cibber. Sir Thomas to Mr. Cibber. To the Nobility, Gentry, &c. The EPILOGUE, by Miss Jenny Cibber, at her Benefit. To the PUBLIC.
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Theophilus Cibber [1748], Romeo and Juliet, a tragedy, Revis'd, and Alter'd from Shakespear, By Mr. Theophilus Cibber. First Reviv'd (in September, 1744,) at the Theatre in the Hay-Market: Now Acted at the Theatre-Royal in Drury-Lane... To which is added, A Serio-Comic Apology, For Part of the Life of Mr. Theophilus Cibber, Comedian. Written by Himself... Interspersed with Memoirs and Anecdotes, relating to Stage-Management, Theatrical Revolutions, &c. Also, Cursory Observations on some principal Players... Concluding with a Copy of Verses, call'd, The Contrite Comedian's Confession (Printed for C. Corbett... and G. Woodfall [etc.], London) [word count] [S37400].
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