Clown.

I am as well acquainted here, as I was in our house of profession: one would think, it were mistress Over-done's own house, for here be many of her old customers. First, here young master Rash^{5 note}; 9Q0198 he's in for a commodity of brown paper and old ginger^{6 note}

Abhor.

Sirrah, bring Barnardine hither.

Clown.

Master Barnardine! you must rise and be hang'd, master Barnardine!

Abhor.

What, ho, Barnardine!

Barnar. [Within]

A pox o' your throats! Who makes that noise there? What are you?

Clown.

Your friends, sir; the hangman: You must be so good, sir, to rise and be put to death.

Barnar. [Within.]

Away you rogue, away; I am sleepy.

Abhor.

Tell him, he must awake, and that quickly too.

Clown.

Pray, master Barnadine, awake till you are executed, and sleep afterwards.

Abhor.

Go in to him, and fetch him out.

Clown.

He is coming, sir, he is coming; I hear his straw rustle.

Enter Barnardine.

Abhor.

Is the axe upon the block, sirrah?

Clown.

Very ready, sir.

Barnar.

How now, Abhorson? what's the news with you?

Abhor.

Truly, sir, I would desire you to clap into your prayers; for, look you, the warrant's come.

Barnar.

You rogue, I have been drinking all night, I am not fitted for't.

Clown.

Oh, the better, sir; for he that drinks all night, and is hang'd betimes in the morning, may sleep the sounder all the next day.

Abhor.

Look you, sir, here comes your ghostly father; Do we jest now, think you?

Duke.

Sir, induced by my charity, and hearing how hastily you are to depart, I am come to advise you, comfort you, and pray with you.

Barnar.

Friar, not I; I have been drinking hard all night, and I will have more time to prepare me, or they shall beat out my brains with billets: I will not consent to die this day, that's certain.

Duke.

Oh, sir, you must: and therefore, I beseech you, look forward on the journey you shall go.

Barnar.

I swear, I will not die to day for any man's persuasion.

Duke.

But hear you,—

Barnar.

Not a word: if you have any thing to say to me, come to my ward; for thence will not I today.

Duke.
Unfit to live, or die: Oh, gravel heart!—
After him, fellows; bring him to the block^{1 note}

Prov.
Now, sir, how do you find the prisoner?

Duke.
A creature unprepar'd, unmeet for death;
And, to transport him^{2 note} in the mind he is,
Were damnable.

Prov.
Here in the prison, father,
There dy'd this morning of a cruel fever
One Ragozine, a most notorious pirate,
A man of Claudio's years; his beard, and head,
Just of his colour; What if we do omit
This reprobate, till he were well inclin'd;
And satisfy the deputy with the visage
Of Ragozine, more like to Claudio?

Duke.
O, 'tis an accident that heaven provides!
Dispatch it presently; the hour draws on
Prefix'd by Angelo: See, this be done,
And sent according to command; whiles I
Persuade this rude wretch willingly to die.

Prov.
This shall be done, good father, presently.
But Barnardine must die this afternoon:
And how shall we continue Claudio,
To save me from the danger that might come,
If he were known alive?

Duke.
Let this be done,—Put them
In secret holds, both Barnardine and Claudio:
Ere twice the sun hath made his journal greeting
To the under generation^{3 note}

Prov.
I am your free dependent.

Duke.
Quick, dispatch, and send the head to Angelo. [Exit Provost.
Now will I write letters to Angelo,—
The provost, he shall bear them,—whose contents
Shall witness to him, I am near at home;
And that, by great injunctions, I am bound
To enter publickly: him I'll desire
To meet me at the consecrated fount,
A league below the city; and from thence,
By cold gradation and weal-balanced form^{4 note},
We shall proceed with Angelo. Re-enter Provost.

Prov.
Here is the head; I'll carry it myself.

Duke.
Convenient is it: Make a swift return;
For I would commune with you of such things,
That want no ear but yours.

Prov.
I'll make all speed. [Exit.

Isab. [Within.]
Peace, ho, be here!

Duke.
The tongue of Isabel:—She's come to know,
If yet her brother's pardon be come hither:
But I will keep her ignorant of her good,
To make her heavenly comforts of despair,
When it is least expected^{5 note}. Enter Isabella.

Isab.
Ho, by your leave.—

Duke.
Good morning to you, fair and gracious daughter.

Isab.
The better, given me by so holy a man.
Hath yet the deputy sent my brother's pardon?

Duke.
He hath releas'd him, Isabel, from the world;
His head is off, and sent to Angelo.

Isab.
Nay, but it is not so.

Duke.
It is no other:
Shew your wisdom, daughter, in your close patience.

Isab.
Oh, I will to him, and pluck out his eyes.

Duke.
You shall not be admitted to his sight.

Isab.
Unhappy Claudio! Wretched Isabel!
Injurious world! Most damned Angelo!

Duke.
This nor hurts him, nor profits you a jot:
Forbear it therefore; give your cause to heaven.
Mark, what I say; which you shall find
By every syllable, a faithful verity:
The duke comes home to-morrow;—nay, dry your eyes;
One of our convent, and his confessor,
Gives me this instance: already he hath carry'd
Notice to Escalus and Angelo;
Who do prepare to meet him at the gates,
There to give up their power. If you can, pace your wisdom
In that good path, that I would wish it go;
And you shall have your bosom^{6 note} on this wretch,
Grace of the duke, revenges to your heart,
And general honour.

Isab.
I am directed by you.

Duke.
This letter then to friar Peter give;
'Tis that he sent me of the duke's return:
Say, by this token, I desire his company
At Mariana's house to-night. Her cause, and yours,
I'll perfect him withal; and he shall bring you
Before the duke; and to the head of Angelo
Accuse him home, and home. For my poor self,

I am combined^{7 note} by a sacred vow,
And shall be absent. Wend^{8 note}
you with this letter:
Command these fretting waters from your eyes
With a light heart; trust not my holy order,
If I pervert your course.—Who's here? Enter Lucio.

Lucio.
Good even!
Friar, where is the provost?

Duke.
Not within, sir.

Lucio.

Oh, pretty Isabella, I am pale at mine heart, to see thy eyes so red: thou must be patient: I am fain to dine and sup with water and bran; I dare not for my head fill my belly; one fruitful meal would set me to't: But they say the duke will be here tomorrow. By my troth, Isabel, I lov'd thy brother: if the old^{9 note} fantastical duke of dark corners 9Q0200 had been at home, he had liv'd.

Duke.

Sir, the duke is marvellous little beholden to your report; but the best is, he lives not in them^{1 note}.

Lucio.

Friar, thou knowest not the duke so well as I do: he's a better woodman 9Q0201^{2 note}

Duke.

Well, you'll answer this one day. Fare ye well.

Lucio.

Nay, tarry; I'll go along with thee; I can tell thee pretty tales of the duke.

Duke.

You have told me too many of him already, sir, if they be true; if not true, none were enough.

Lucio.

I was once before him for getting a wench with child.

Duke.

Did you such a thing?

Lucio.

Yes, marry, did I: but I was fain to forswear it; they would else have marry'd me to the rotten medlar.

Duke.

Sir, your company is fairer than honest: Rest you well.

Lucio.

By my troth, I'll go with thee to the lane's end: if bawdy talk offend you, we'll have very little of it: Nay, friar, I am a kind of burr, I shall stick.