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Samuel Johnson [1778], The plays of William Shakspeare. In ten volumes. With the corrections and illustrations of various commentators; to which are added notes by Samuel Johnson and George Steevens. The second edition, Revised and Augmented (Printed for C. Bathurst [and] W. Strahan [etc.], London) [word count] [S10901].
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SCENE II. The Street. Enter Lucio, and two Gentlemen.

Lucio.

If the duke, with the other dukes, come not to composition with the king of Hungary, why, then all the dukes fall upon the king.

1 Gent.

Heaven grant us its peace, but not the king of Hungary's!

2 Gent.

Amen.

Lucio.

Thou conclud'st like the sanctimonious pirate, that went to sea with the ten commandments, but scrap'd one out of the table.

2 Gent.

Thou shalt not steal?

Lucio.

Ay, that he raz'd.

1 Gent.

Why, 'twas a commandment to command the captain and all the rest from their functions; they put forth to steal: There's not a soldier of us all,

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that, in the thanksgiving before meat, doth relish the petition well that prays for peace.

2 Gent.

I never heard any soldier dislike it.

Lucio.

I believe thee; for, I think, thou never wast where grace was said.

2 Gent.

No? a dozen times at least.

1 Gent.

What? 1 notein metre?

Lucio.

In any proportion2 note, or in any language.

1 Gent.

I think, or in any religion.

Lucio.

Ay! why not? Grace is grace, despight of all controversy3 note

: As for example; Thou thyself art a wicked villain, despight of all grace.

1 Gent.

Well, there went but a pair of sheers between us4 note

.

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Lucio.

I grant; as there may between the lists and the velvet: Thou art the list.

1 Gent.

And thou the velvet: thou art good velvet; thou art a three-pil'd piece, I warrant thee: I had as lief be a list of an English kersey, as be pil'd, as thou art pil'd, for a French velvet5 note


. Do I speak feelingly now?

Lucio.

I think thou dost; and, indeed, with most painful feeling of thy speech: I will, out of thine own confession, learn to begin thy health; but, whilst I live, forget to drink after thee.

1 Gent.

I think, I have done myself wrong; have I not?

2 Gent.

Yes, that thou hast; whether thou art tainted, or free.

Lucio.

Behold, behold, where madam Mitigation comes! I have purchas'd as many diseases under her roof, as come to—

2 Gent.

To what, I pray?

1 Gent.

Judge.

2 Gent.

To three thousand dollars a year6 note

.

1 Gent.

Ay, and more.

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Lucio.

A French crown more7 note

.

1 Gent.

Thou art always figuring diseases in me: but thou art full of error; I am sound.

Lucio.

Nay, not, as one would say, healthy; but so sound, as things that are hollow: thy bones are hollow; impiety has made a feast of thee.

Enter Bawd.

1 Gent.

How now? Which of your hips has the most profound sciatica?

Bawd.

Well, well; there's one yonder arrested, and carry'd to prison, was worth five thousand of you all.

1 Gent.

Who's that, I pr'ythee?

Bawd.

Marry, sir, that's Claudio, signior Claudio.

1 Gent.

Claudio to prison! 'tis not so.

Bawd.

Nay, but I know, 'tis so: I saw him arrested; saw him carry'd away; and, which is more, within these three days his head is to be chopp'd off.

Lucio.

But, after all this fooling, I would not have it so: Art thou sure of this?

Bawd.

I am too sure of it: and it is for getting madam Julietta with child.

Lucio.

Believe me, this may be: he promised to meet me two hours since; and he was ever precise in promise-keeping.

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2 Gent.

Besides, you know, it draws something near to the speech we had to such a purpose.

1 Gent.

But most of all agreeing with the proclamation.

Lucio.

Away; let's go learn the truth of it.

[Exeunt. Manet Bawd.

Bawd.

Thus, what with the war, what with the sweat8 note



, what with the gallows, and what with poverty, I am custom-shrunk. How now? what's the news with you?

Enter Clown9 note

.

Clown.

Yonder man is carry'd to prison.

Bawd.

Well; what has he done1 note





? 9Q0156

Clown.

A woman.

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Bawd.

But what's his offence?

Clown.

Groping for trouts in a peculiar river. 9Q0157

Bawd.

What, is there a maid with child by him?

Clown.

No; but there's a woman with maid by him: You have not heard of the proclamation, have you?

Bawd.

What proclamation, man?

Clown.

All houses in the suburbs of Vienna must be pluck'd down.

Bawd.

And what shall become of those in the city?

Clown.

They shall stand for seed: they had gone down too, but that a wise burgher put in for them.

Bawd.

But shall all our houses of resort in the suburbs be pull'd down2 note





?

Clown.

To the ground, mistress.

Bawd.

Why, here's a change, indeed, in the commonwealth! What shall become of me?

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Clown.

Come; fear not you: good counsellors lack no clients: though you change your place, you need not change your trade; I'll be your tapster still. Courage; there will be pity taken on you: you that have worn your eyes almost out in the service, you will be considered.

Bawd.

What's to do here, Thomas Tapster? Let's withdraw.

Clown.

Here comes signior Claudio, led by the provost to prison: and there's madam Juliet.

[Exeunt Bawd and Clown.
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Samuel Johnson [1778], The plays of William Shakspeare. In ten volumes. With the corrections and illustrations of various commentators; to which are added notes by Samuel Johnson and George Steevens. The second edition, Revised and Augmented (Printed for C. Bathurst [and] W. Strahan [etc.], London) [word count] [S10901].
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