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Samuel Johnson [1765], The plays of William Shakespeare, in eight volumes, with the corrections and illustrations of Various Commentators; To which are added notes by Sam. Johnson (Printed for J. and R. Tonson [and] C. Corbet [etc.], London) [word count] [S11001].
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THE LIFE OF

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Introductory matter

Dramatis Personæ. KING Henry the Fifth. Duke of Gloucester, Brother to the King. Duke of Bedford, Brother to the King. Duke of Clarence, Brother to the King. Duke of York, Uncle to the King. Duke of Exeter, Uncle to the King. Earl of Salisbury. Earl of Westmorland [Earl of Westmoreland]. Earl of Warwick. Archbishop of Canterbury. Bishop of Ely. Earl of Cambridge, Conspirator against the King. Lord Scroop, Conspirator against the King. Sir Thomas Grey, Conspirator against the King. Sir Thomas Erpingham, Officer in King Henry's Army. Gower, Officer in King Henry's Army. Fluellen, Officer in King Henry's Army. Mackmorris [Macmorris], Officer in King Henry's Army. Jamy, Officer in King Henry's Army. Nym, formerly Servant to Falstaff, now Soldier in the King's Army. Bardolph, formerly Servant to Falstaff, now Soldier in the King's Army. Pistol, formerly Servant to Falstaff, now Soldier in the King's Army. Boy, formerly Servant to Falstaff, now Soldier in the King's Army. Bates, Soldier. Court, Soldier. Williams, Soldier. Charles [Charles the Sixth], King of France. The Dauphin [Lewis]. Duke of Burgundy. Constable [Constable of France], Orleans [Duke of Orleans], Rambures, Bourbon [Duke of Bourbon], Grandpree [Grandpre], French Lords. Governor of Harfleur. Mountjoy [Montjoy], a Herald. Ambassadors to the King of England. Isabel, Queen of France. Catharine [Katharine], Daughter to the King of France. Alice, a Lady attending on the Princess Catharine. Quickly [Mrs. Quickly], Pistol's Wife, an Hostess. CHORUS. Lords, Messengers, French and English Soldiers, with other Attendants. [Messenger], [French Soldier], [Herald] The Scene, at the beginning of the Play, lies in England; but afterwards, wholly in France. note

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1 note

The LIFE of King HENRY V.

PROLOGUE.
1 note

O for a Muse of fire, that would ascend
The brightest heaven of invention!
A kingdom for a stage, 2 note
Princes to act,
And Monarchs to behold the swelling scene!
Then should the warlike Harry, like himself,
Assume the port of Mars; and, at his heels,
Leasht in, like hounds, should famine, sword and fire
Crouch for employment. But pardon, gentles all,
The flat unraised spirit, that hath dar'd,
On this unworthy scaffold, to bring forth
So great an object. Can this Cock-pit hold
The vasty field of France? or may we cram,
3 noteWithin this wooden O, 4 notethe very caskes
That did affright the air, at Agincourt?
O, pardon; since a crooked figure may
Attest in little place a million;
And let us, cyphers to this great accompt,
5 noteOn your imaginary forces work.
Suppose, within the girdle of these walls

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Are now confin'd two mighty monarchies;
6 note


Whose high-up-reared and abutting fronts
The perillous narrow ocean parts asunder.
Piece out our imperfections with your thoughts,
Into a thousand parts divide one man,
7 noteAnd make imaginary puissance.
Think, when we talk of horses, that you see them
Printing their proud hoofs i' th' receiving earth.
8 note
For 'tis your thoughts that now must deck our Kings,
Carry them here and there, jumping o'er times,
Turning th' accomplishment of many years
Into an hour-glass; for the which supply,
Admit me Chorus to this history;
Who, prologue-like, your humble patience pray,
Gently to hear, kindly to judge, our Play.

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ACT I. SCENE I. An Antechamber in the English Court, at Kenilworth. Enter the Archbishop of Canterbury, and Bishop of Ely.

2 noteArchbishop of Canterbury.
My lord, I'll tell you—That self bill is urg'd,
Which, in th' eleventh year o' th' last King's reign,
Was like, and had, indeed against us past,
But that the scambling and unquiet time
Did push it out of further question.

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Ely.
But how, my lord, shall we resist it now?

Cant.
It must be thought on; if it pass against us,
We lose the better half of our possession;
For all the temporal lands, which men devout
By testament have given to the Church,
Would they strip from us; being valu'd thus,
As much as would maintain, to the King's honour,
Full fifteen Earls and fifteen hundred Knights,
Six thousand and two hundred good Esquires;
And to relief of lazars, and weak age
Of indigent faint souls, past corporal toil,
A hundred alm-houses, right well supply'd;
And to the coffers of the King, beside,
A thousand pounds by th' year. Thus runs the bill.

Ely.
This would drink deep.

Cant.
'Twould drink the cup and all.

Ely.
But what prevention?

Cant.
The King is full of grace and fair regard.

Ely.
And a true lover of the holy Church.

Cant.
The courses of his youth promis'd it not.
The breath no sooner left his father's body,
But that his wildness, mortify'd in him,
Seem'd to die too; yea, at that very moment,
* noteConsideration, like an angel, came,
And whipt th' offending Adam out of him;
Leaving his Body as a Paradise,
T' invelope and contain celestial spirits.
Never was such a sudden scholar made,
Never came reformation in a flood3 note
With such a heady current, scow'ring faults;
Nor ever Hydra-headed wilfulness

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So soon did lose his seat, and all at once,
As in this King.

Ely.
We're blessed in the change.

Cant.
Hear him but reason in divinity,4 note


And, all admiring, with an inward wish
You would desire, the King were made a Prelate.
Hear him debate of common-wealth affairs,
You'd say, it hath been all in all his study.
List his discourse of war, and you shall hear
A fearful battle render'd you in musick.
Turn him to any cause of policy,
The Gordian knot of it he will unloose,
Familiar as his garter. When he speaks,
The air, a charter'd libertine, is still;5 note
And the mute wonder lurketh in men's ears,
To steal his sweet and hony'd sentences.

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So that the Art, and practic part of life,6 note


Must be the mistress to this theorique.
Which is a wonder how his Grace should glean it,
Since his addiction was to courses vain;
His companies unletter'd, rude and shallow;
His hours fill'd up with riots, banquets, sports;
And never noted in him any study,
Any retirement, any sequestration
From open haunts and popularity.

Ely.
The Strawberry grows underneath the nettle,
And wholesom berries thrive, and ripen best,
Neighbour'd by fruit of baser quality.
And so the Prince obscur'd his contemplation
Under the veil of wildness; which, no doubt,
Grew like the summer grass, fastest by night,
Unseen, yet crescive in his faculty.7 note

Cant.
It must be so; for miracles are ceas'd:
And therefore we must needs admit the means,
How things are perfected.

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Ely.
But, my good Lord,
How now for mitigation of this bill,
Urg'd by the Commons? doth his Majesty
Incline to it, or no?

Cant.
He seems indifferent;
Or rather swaying more upon our part,
Than cherishing th' exhibiters against us,
For I have made an offer to his Majesty,
Upon our spiritual Convocation,
And in regard of causes now in hand
Which I have open'd to his Grace at large
As touching France, to give a greater Sum,
Than ever at one time the Clergy yet
Did to his predecessors part withal.

Ely.
How did this offer seem receiv'd, my Lord?

Cant.
With good acceptance of his Majesty;
Save that there was not time enough to hear
As, I perceiv'd, his Grace would fain have done
The severals, and unhidden passages8 note
Of his true titles to some certain Dukedoms,
And, generally, to the Crown and seat of France,
Deriv'd from Edward his great grandfather.

Ely.
What was th' impediment, that broke this off?

Cant.
The French Ambassador upon that instant
Crav'd audience; and the hour, I think, is come
To give him hearing. Is it four o'clock?

Ely.
It is.

Cant.
Then go we in to know his embassy;
Which I could with a ready guess declare,
Before the Frenchman speaks a word of it.

Ely.
I'll wait upon you, and I long to hear it.
[Exeunt.

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SCENE II. Opens to the Presence. Enter King Henry, Gloucester, Bedford, Clarence, Warwick, Westmorland, and Exeter.

K. Henry.
Where is my gracious Lord of Canterbury?

Exe.
Not here in presence.

K. Henry.
Send for him, good uncle.

West.
Shall we call in th' ambassador, my Liege?9 note

K. Henry.
Not yet, my cousin; we would be resolv'd,
Before we hear him, of some things of weight,
That * notetask our thoughts, concerning us and France.
Enter the Archbishop of Canterbury, and Bishop of Ely.

Cant.
God and his angels guard your sacred throne,
And make you long become it!

K. Henry.
Sure, we thank you.
My learned Lord, we pray you to proceed;
And justly and religiously unfold,
Why the law Salike, that they have in France,
Or should, or should not, bar us in our claim.
And, God forbid, my dear and faithful Lord,
That you should fashion, wrest, or bow your reading;
Or nicely charge your understanding soul1 note
With opening titles † notemiscreate, whose right
Suites not in native colours with the truth.
For, God doth know, how many now in health
Shall drop their blood, in approbation
Of what your reverence shall incite us to.

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Therefore take heed, how you impawn our person,2 note



How you awake our sleeping sword of war
We charge you in the name of God, take heed.
For never two such kingdoms did contend,
Without much fall of blood; whose guiltless drops
Are every one a woe, a sore complaint,
'Gainst him, whose wrong gives edge unto the swords,
That make such waste in brief mortality.
Under this conjuration, speak, my Lord;
For we will hear, note, and believe in heart,
That what you speak is in your conscience washt,
As pure as sin with baptism.

Cant.
Then hear me, gracious Sovereign, and you Peers,
That owe your lives, your faith, and services,
To this imperial throne. There is no bar3 note
To make against your Highness' claim to France,
But this which they produce from Pharamond;
In terram Salicam Mulieres nè succedant;
No Woman shall succeed in Salike land:
Which Salike land the French unjustly gloss
To be the realm of France, and Pharamond
The founder of this law and female bar.
Yet their own authors faithfully affirm,
That the land Salike lies in Germany,
Between the floods of Sala and of Elve,

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Where Charles the great, having subdu'd the Saxons,
There left behind and settled certain French,
Who, holding in disdain the German women,
For some dishonest manners of their life,
Establish'd then this law; to wit, no female
Should be inheritrix in Salike land,
Which Salike, as I said, 'twixt Elve and Sala,
Is at this day in Germany call'd Meisen.
Thus doth it well appear, the Salike law
Was not devised for the realm of France;
Nor did the French possess the Salike land,
Until four hundred one and twenty years
After defunction of King Pharamond,
Idly suppos'd the founder of this law;
Who died within the year of our redemption
Four hundred twenty-six; and Charles the great,
Subdu'd the Saxons, and did seat the French
Beyond the river Sala in the year
Eight hundred five. Besides, their writers say,
King Pepin, which deposed Childerick,
Did as heir general, being descended
Of Blithild, which was daughter to King Clothair,
Make claim and title to the Crown of France.
Hugh Capet also, who usurp'd the Crown
Of Charles the Duke of Lorain, sole heir male
Of the true line and stock of Charles the great,
To fine his title with some shews of truth,4 note




Though, in pure truth, it was corrupt and naught,
Convey'd himself as heir to th' Lady Lingare,
Daughter to Charlemain, who was the son
To Lewis th' Emperor, which was the son
Of Charles the great. Also King Lewis the ninth,

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Who was sole heir to the usurper Capet,
Could not keep quiet in his conscience,
Wearing the Crown of France, 'till satisfy'd
That fair Queen Isabel, his grandmother,
Was lineal of the lady Ermengere,
Daughter to Charles the foresaid Duke of Lorain:
By the which match the line of Charles the great
Was re-united to the Crown of France.
So that, as clear as is the summer's sun,
King Pepin's title, and Hugh Capet's claim,
King Lewis' Satisfaction, all appear
To hold in right and title of the female;
So do the Kings of France until this day,
Howbeit they would hold up this Salike law,
To bar your Highness claiming from the female;
And rather chuse to hide them in a net,
Than amply to imbare their crooked titles,* note




Usurpt from you and your progenitors.

K. Henry.
May I with right and conscience make this claim?

Cant.
The sin upon my head, dread Sovereign!
For in the book of Numbers it is writ,
When the son dies, let the inheritance
Descend unto the daughter. Gracious Lord,
Stand for your own, unwind your bloody flag,
Look back into your mighty ancestors;
Go, my dread Lord, to your great grandsire's tomb,
From whom you claim; invoke his warlike spirit,

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And your great uncle Edward the black Prince,
Who on the French ground play'd a Tragedy,
Making defeat on the full pow'r of France,
While his most mighty Father, on a hill,
Stood smiling, to behold his Lion's whelp
Forage in blood of French Nobility.
O noble English, that could entertain
With half their forces the full pow'r of France,
And let another half stand laughing by,
All out of work, and cold for action!

Ely.
Awake remembrance of these valiant dead,5 note
And with your puissant arm renew their feats.
You are their heir, you sit upon their throne;
The blood, and courage, that renowned them,
Runs in your veins; and my thrice puissant Liege
Is in the very May-morn of his youth,
Ripe for exploits and mighty enterprises.

Exe.
Your brother Kings and Monarchs of the earth
Do all expect that you should rouze yourself,
As did the former Lions of your blood.

West.
They know, your Grace hath cause; and means and might6 note




So hath your Highness; never King of England
Had Nobles richer, and more loyal Subjects;
Whose hearts have left their bodies here in England,
And lie pavilion'd in the field of France.

Cant.
O, let their bodies follow, my dear Liege,7 note
With blood and sword, and fire, to win your right.
In aid whereof, we of the Spiritualty

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Will raise your Highness such a mighty sum,
As never did the Clergy at one time
Bring in to any of your ancestors.

K. Henry.
We must not only arm t'invade the French,
But lay down our proportions to defend
Against the Scot, who will make road upon us
With all advantages.

Cant.
They of those Marches, gracious Sovereign,
Shall be a wall sufficient to defend
Our Inland from the pilfering borderers.

K. Henry.
We do not mean the coursing snatchers only,
But fear the main intendment of the Scot,
Who hath been still a 8 notegiddy neighbour to us;
For you shall read, that my great grandfather
Never went with his forces into France,9 note



But that the Scot on his unfurnisht kingdom
Came pouring, like a tide into a breach,
With ample and brim-fulness of his force,
Galling the gleaned land with hot assays,
Girding with grievous siege castles and towns,
That England, being empty of defence,
Hath shook, and trembled, at th' ill neighbourhood.

Cant.
She hath been then more fear'd than harm'd, my Liege;
For hear her but exampled by herself,
When all her chivalry hath been in France,
And she a mourning widow of her Nobles,
She hath herself not only well defended,
But taken and impounded as a stray
The King of Scots, whom she did send to France,
To fill King Edward's fame with prisoner Kings;
And make your chronicle as rich with praise,1 note


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As is the ouzy bottom of the Sea
With sunken wreck and sumless treasuries.

Exet.
But there's a saying very old and true,2 note
If that you will France win, then with Scotland first begin.3 note
For once the Eagle England being in prey,
To her unguarded nest the Weazel, Scot,
Comes sneaking, and so sucks her princely eggs;
Playing the Mouse in absence of the Cat,
To taint, and havock, more than she can eat.4 note

Ely.
It follows then, the Cat must stay at home,
Yet that is but a crush'd necessity;5 note



Since we have locks to safeguard necessaries,

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And pretty traps to catch the petty thieves.
While that the armed hand doth fight abroad,
Th' advised head defends itself at home;
For Government, though high, and low, and lower,* note
Put into parts, doth deep in one consent,
Congreeing in a full and natural close,
Like musick.

Cant.
Therefore heaven doth divide
The state of man in divers functions,
Setting endeavour in continual motion,6 note


To which is fixed, as an aim or butt,
Obedience. For so work the honey Bees;
Creatures, that by a rule in nature teach
The art of order to a peopled kingdom.
They have a King, and officers of sort;
Where some, like magistrates, correct at home,
Others, like merchants, venture trade abroad,7 note


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Others, like soldiers, armed in their stings,
Make boot upon the summer's velvet buds,
Which pillage they with merry march bring home
To the tent-royal of their Emperor,
Who, busy'd in his majesty, surveys
The singing mason building roofs of gold;
The civil citizens kneading up the honey;8 note


The poor mechanick porters crowding in
Their heavy burdens at his narrow gate,
The sad-ey'd Justice with his surly hum,
Delivering o'er to executors pale
The lazy yawning drone. I thus infer,
That many things, having full reference
To one consent, may work contrariously.
As many arrows, loosed several ways,
Come to one mark; as many ways meet in one town;
As many fresh streams meet in one salt sea;
As many lines close in the dial's center;
So may a thousand actions, once a-foot,9 note

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End in one purpose, and be all well borne
Without defeat. Therefore to France, my Liege;
Divide your happy England into four,
Whereof take you one quarter into France,
And you withal shall make all Gallia shake.
If we, with thrice such powers left at home,
Cannot defend our own doors from the dog,
Let us be worried; and our Nation lose
The name of hardiness and policy.

K. Henry.
Call in the messengers, sent from the Dauphin.
Now are we well resolv'd; and by God's help
And yours, the noble sinews of our power,
France being ours, we'll bend it to our awe,
Or break it all to pieces. There we'll sit,
Ruling in large and ample empery,
O'er France, and all her almost kingly Dukedoms,
Or lay these bones in an unworthy urn,
Tombless, with no remembrance over them.
Either our History shall with full mouth
Speak freely of our acts; or else our grave,
Like Turkish mute, shall have a tongueless mouth;
Not worshipt with a waxen epitaph.
SCENE III. Enter Ambassadors of France.


Now are we well prepar'd to know the pleasure
Of our fair cousin Dauphin; for we hear,
Your greeting is from him, not from the King.

Amb.
May't please your Majesty to give us leave
Freely to render what we have in charge,
Or shall we sparingly shew you far off

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The Dauphin's meaning, and our embassy?

K. Henry.
We are no tyrant, but a Christian King,
Unto whose grace our passion is as subject,
As are our wretches fetter'd in our prisons;
Therefore, with frank and with uncurbed plainness,
Tell us the Dauphin's mind.

Amb.
Thus then, in few.
Your Highness, lately sending into France,
Did claim some certain Dukedoms in the right
Of your great predecessor, Edward the third;
In answer of which claim, the Prince our master
Says, that you savour too much of your youth,
And bids you be advis'd. There's nought in France,
That can be with a nimble galliard won;
You cannot revel into Dukedoms there.
He therefore sends you, meeter for your spirit,
This tun of treasure; and in lieu of this,
Desires you, let the Dukedoms, that you claim,
Hear no more of you. This the Dauphin speaks.

K. Henry.
What treasure, uncle?

Exe.
Tennis-balls, my Liege.

K. Henry.
We're glad, the Dauphin is so pleasant with us.
His present, and your pains, we thank you for.
When we have match'd our rackets to these balls,
We will in France, by God's grace, play a set,
Shall strike his father's Crown into the hazard.
Tell him, h'ath made a match with such a wrangler,
That all the Courts of France will be disturb'd
With * notechaces. And we understand him well,
How he comes o'er us with our wilder days;
Not measuring, what use we made of them.
We never valu'd this poor seat of England,
And therefore, living hence,1 note did give ourself

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To barb'rous licence; as 'tis ever common,
That men are merriest, when they are from home.
But tell the Dauphin, I will keep my State,
Be like a King, and shew my sail of Greatness
When I do rouze me in my throne of France.
* noteFor that I have laid by my Majesty,
And plodded like a man for working days;
But I will rise there with so full a glory,
That I will dazzle all the eyes of France,
Yea, strike the Dauphin blind to look on us.
And tell the pleasant Prince, this mock of his
Hath turn'd† note his balls to gun-stones; and his soul
Shall stand sore charged for the wasteful vengeance,
That shall fly with them. Many thousand widows
Shall this his Mock mock out of their dear husbands,
Mock mothers from their sons, mock castles down;
And some are yet ungotten and unborn,
That shall have cause to curse the Dauphin's scorn.
But this lies all within the will of God,
To whom I do appeal; and in whose name,
Tell you the Dauphin, I am coming on
To 'venge me as I may; and to put forth
My rightful hand in a well-hallow'd cause.
So get you hence in peace; and tell the Dauphin,
His jest will savour but of shallow wit,
When thousands weep, more than did laugh at it.
—Convey them with safe conduct.—Fare ye well. [Exeunt Ambassadors.

Exe.
This was a merry message.

K. Henry.
We hope to make the sender blush at it.
Therefore, my Lords, omit no happy hour,
That may give furth'rance to our expedition;
For we have now no thoughts in us but France,
Save those to God, that run before our business.

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Therefore, let our proportions for these wars
Be soon collected, and all things thought upon,
That may with reasonable swiftness add
More feathers to our wings; for, God before,
We'll chide this Dauphin at his father's door.
Therefore let every man now task his thought,
That this fair action may on foot be brought. [Exeunt. ACT II. SCENE I. Enter Chorus.

Chorus.
Now all the youth of England are on fire,2 note



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And silken dalliance in the wardrobe lies;
Now thrive the armourers, and honour's thought
Reigns solely in the breast of every man;
They sell the pasture now, to buy the horse;
Following the mirror of all Christian Kings,
With winged heels, as English Mercuries.
3 note

For now sits expectation in the air,
And hides a sword from hilts unto the point
With Crowns imperial, Crowns, and Coronets
Promis'd to Harry and his followers.
The French, advis'd by good intelligence
Of this most dreadful preparation,
Shake in their fear; and with pale policy
Seek to divert the English purposes.
O England! model to thy inward greatness,
Like little body with a mighty heart;
What might'st thou do, that honour would thee do,
Were all thy children kind and natural!
But see, thy fault France hath in thee found out;
A nest of hollow bosoms, which he fills
With treach'rous crowns; and three corrupted men,
One, Richard Earl of Cambridge, and the second,
Henry Lord Scroop of Masham, and the third,
Sir Thomas Grey Knight of Northumberland,
Have for the gilt of France (O guilt, indeed!)
Confirm'd conspiracy with fearful France,

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4 note
















And by their hands this5 note grace of Kings must die,
If hell and treason hold their promises,
Ere he take ship for France; and in Southampton.
Linger your patience on, and well digest
Th' abuse of distance, while we force a play.
The sum is paid, the traitors are agreed,
The King is set from London, and the scene
Is now transported, gentles, to Southampton:
There is the play-house now, there must you sit;
And thence to France shall we convey you safe,
And bring you back, charming the narrow seas
To give you gentle pass; for if we may,

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6 noteWe'll not offend one stomach with our play.
7 note


But, 'till the King come forth, and not till then,
Unto Southampton do we shift our scene. [Exit. SCENE II. Before Quickly's House in Eastcheap. Enter Corporal Nim, and Lieutenant Bardolph.

Bard.

Well met, Corporal Nim.8 note

Nim.

Good morrow, Lieutenant Bardolph.9 note

Bard.

What, are Ancient Pistol and you friends yet?

Nim.

For my part, I care not. I say little; but when time shall serve, 1 notethere shall be—[smiles.] But that

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shall be as it may. I dare not fight, but I will wink and hold out mine iron; it is a simple one; but what tho? it will toast cheese, and it will endure cold as another man's sword will; and there's an end.

Bard.

I will bestow a breakfast to make you friends, 2 noteand we'll be all three sworn brothers to France. Let it be so, good corporal Nim.

Nim.

Faith, I will live so long as I may, that's the certain of it; and when I cannot live any longer, I will do as I may; that is my rest, that is the rendezvous of it.

Bard.

It is certain, corporal, that he is married to Nel Quickly; and certainly she did you wrong, for you were troth-plight to her.

Nim.

I cannot tell, things must be as they may; men may sleep, and they may have their throats about them at that time; and some say, knives have edges. It must be as it may. Tho' 3 notepatience be a tir'd Mare, yet she will plod. There must be conclusions. Well, I cannot tell,—

Enter Pistol and Quickly.

Bard.

Here comes ancient Pistol and his wife. Good corporal, be patient here. How now, mine host Pistol?

Pist.
Base tyke, call'st thou me host?
Now by this hand, I swear, I scorn the term:
Nor shall my Nell keep lodgers.

Quick.

No, by my troth, not long: for we cannot lodge and board a dozen or fourteen gentlewomen, that live honestly by the prick of their needles, but it will be thought we keep a bawdy-house straight. O welliday

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lady, if he be not drawn!4 note Now we shall see wilful adultery, and murder committed.

Bard.

Good lieutenant, good corporal, offer nothing here.

Nim.

Pish!—

Pist.

Pish for thee, 5 noteIsland dog; thou prick-ear'd cur of Island.

Quick.

Good corporal Nim, shew thy valour and put up thy sword.

Nim.
Will you shog off? I would have you solus.

Pist.
Solus, egregious dog! O viper vile!
The solus in thy most marvellous face,
The solus in thy teeth, and in thy throat,
And in thy hateful lungs, yea, in thy maw, perdy,
And, which is worse, within thy nasty mouth,
I do retort the solus in thy bowels;
6 noteFor I can take, and Pistol's cock is up,
And flashing fire will follow.

Nim.

I am not Barbason, you cannot conjure me: I have an humour to knock you indifferently well; if you grow foul with me, Pistol, I will scour you with my rapier as I may, in fair terms. If you would walk off, I would prick your guts a little in good terms as I may, and that's the humour of it.

Pist.
O braggard vile, and damned furious wight!

-- 386 --


The grave doth gape, 7 noteand doating death is near;
Therefore exhale.

Bard.

Hear me, hear me, what I say. He that strikes the first stroke, I'll run him up to the hilts as I am a soldier.

Pist.
An Oath of mickle might; and fury shall abate.
Give me thy fist, thy fore-foot to me give;
Thy spirits are most tall.

Nim.

I will cut thy throat one time or other in fair terms, that is the humour of it.

Pist.
Coup à gorge, that is the word. I defy thee again.
O hound of Crete, think'st thou my spouse to get?
No, to the spittle go,
And from the powd'ring tub of infamy
Fetch forth the lazar Kite of Cressid's kind,
Dol Tear-sheet, she by name, and her espouse.
I have, and I will hold the Quondam Quickly
For th' only she. And pauca,—there's enough—Go to.
Enter the Boy.

Boy.

Mine host Pistol, you must come to my master, and your hostess; he is very sick, and would to bed. Good Bardolph, put thy nose between his sheets, and do the office of a warming pan; faith, he's very ill.

Bard.

Away, you rogue.

Quick.

By my troth, he'll yield the crow a pudding one of these days; the King has kill'd his heart. Good husband, come home presently.

[Exit Quickly.

Bard.

Come, shall I make you two friends? We must to France together, why the devil should we keep knives to cut one another's throats?

Pist.

Let floods o'erswell, and fiends for food howl on!—

-- 387 --

Nim.

You'll pay me the eight shillings, I won of you at betting?

Pist.

Base is the slave, that pays.

Nim.

That now I will have; that's the humour of it.

Pist.

As manhood shall compound, push home.

[Draw.

Bard.

By this sword, he that makes the first thrust, I'll kill him; by this sword, I will.

Pist.

Sword is an oath, and oaths must have their course.

Bard.

Corporal Nim, an thou wilt be friends, be friends; an thou wilt not, why then be enemies with me too. Pry'thee, put up.

Pist.
A noble shalt thou have and present pay,
And liquor likewise will I give to thee;
And friendship shall combine and brotherhood.
I'll live by Nim, and Nim shall live by me,
Is not this just? for I shall Suttler be
Unto the camp, and profits will accrue.
Give me thy hand.

Nim.

I shall have my noble?

Pist.

In cash most justly paid.

Nim.

Well then, that's the humour of't.

Re-enter Quickly.

Quick.

As ever you came of women, come in quickly to Sir John: ah, poor heart, he is so shak'd of a burning quotidian tertian, that it is most lamentable to behold. Sweet men, come to him.

Nim.

The King hath run bad humours on the Knight, that's the even of it.

Pist.

Nim, thou hast spoken the right, his heart is fracted and corroborate.

Nim.

The King is a good King, but it must be as it may; he passes some humours and careers.

-- 388 --

Pist.

Let us condole the Knight; for, lambkins! we will live.

[Exeunt. SCENE III. Changes to Southampton. Enter Exeter, Bedford, and Westmorland.

Bed.
'Fore God, his Grace is bold to trust these traitors.

Exe.
They shall be apprehended by and by.

West.
How smooth and even they do bear themselves,
As if allegiance in their bosoms sate,
Crowned with faith and constant loyalty!

Bed.
The King hath note of all that they intend,
By interception which they dream not of.

Exe.
Nay, but the man that was his bedfellow,
Whom he hath lull'd and cloy'd with gracious favours;
That he should for a foreign purse so sell
8 note
His Sovereign's life to death and treachery!
[Trumpets sound. Enter the King, Scroop, Cambridge, Grey, and Attendants.

K. Henry.
Now sits the wind fair, and we will aboard.
My Lord of Cambridge, and my Lord of Masham,
And you my gentle Knight, give me your thoughts:
Think you not, that the pow'rs, we bear with us,
Will cut their passage through the force of France;
Doing the execution and the act

-- 389 --


9 note


For which we have in head assembled them?

Scroop.
No doubt, my Liege, if each man do his best.

K. Henry.
I doubt not that; since we are well persuaded
We carry not a heart with us from hence
That grows not in a fair consent with ours,
Nor leave not one behind that doth not wish
Success and conquest to attend on us.

Cam.
Never was monarch better fear'd, and lov'd,
Than is your Majesty; there's not, I think, a subject
That sits in heart-grief and uneasiness
Under the sweet shade of your government.

Grey.
True; those that were your father's enemies
Have steept their gauls in honey, and do serve you
1 noteWith hearts create of duty and of zeal.

K. Henry.
We therefore have great cause of thankfulness,
And shall forget the office of our hand
Sooner than quittance of desert and merit
According to the weight and worthiness.

Scroop.
So service shall with steeled sinews toil,
And labour shall refresh itself with hope
To do your Grace incessant services.

K. Henry.
We judge no less. Uncle of Exeter,
Inlarge the man committed yesterday,
That rail'd against our person. We consider,
It was excess of wine that set him on,
And on his 2 notemore advice we pardon him.

Scroop.
That's mercy, but too much security;
Let him be punish'd, Sovereign, lest example

-- 390 --


Breed, by his suff'rance, more of such a kind.

K. Henry.
O, let us yet be merciful.

Cam.
So may your Highness, and yet punish too.

Grey.
You shew great mercy, if you give him life,
After the taste of much correction.

K. Henry.
Alas, your too much love and care of me
Are heavy orisons 'gainst this poor wretch.
If little faults, 3 note

proceeding on distemper,
Shall not be wink'd at, 4 notehow shall we stretch our eye,
When capital crimes, chew'd, swallow'd and digested,
Appear before us? We'll yet enlarge that man,
Though Cambridge, Scroop, and Grey, in their dear care
And tender preservation of our person,
Would have him punish'd. Now to our French causes—
Who are the late Commissioners?

Cam.
I one, my Lord.
Your Highness bad me ask for it to day.

Scroop.
So did you me, my Liege.

Grey.
And I, my Sovereign.

K. Henry.
Then Richard, Earl of Cambridge, there is yours;
There yours, Lord Scroop of Masham; and Sir Knight,
Grey of Northumberland, this same is yours.
Read them, and know, I know your worthiness.
My Lord of Westmorland and uncle Exeter,
We will aboard to-night.—Why, how now, gentlemen?
What see you in those papers, that you lose
So much complexion?—look ye, how they change!
Their cheeks are paper.—Why, what read you there,
That hath so cowarded, and chas'd your blood

-- 391 --


Out of appearance?

Cam.
I confess my fault,
And do submit me to your Highness' mercy.

Grey. Scroop.
To which we all appeal.

K. Henry.
The mercy, that was 5 notequick in us but late,
By your own counsel is suppress'd and kill'd.
You must not dare for shame to talk of mercy,
For your own reasons turn into your bosoms,
As dogs upon their masters, worrying you.
See you, my Princes and my noble Peers,
These English monsters! My Lord Cambridge here,
You know, how apt our love was to accord
To furnish him with all appertinents
Belonging to his Honour; and this man
Hath for a few light crowns lightly conspir'd,
And sworn unto the practices of France
To kill us here in Hampton. To the which,
This Knight, no less for bounty bound to us
Than Cambridge is, hath likewise sworn. But O!
What shall I say to thee, Lord Scroop, thou cruel,
Ingrateful, savage, and inhuman creature!
Thou, that didst bear the key of all my counsels,
That knew'st the very bottom of my soul,
That almost might'st have coin'd me into gold,
Wouldst thou have practis'd on me for thy use;
May it be possible, that foreign hire
Could out of thee extract one spark of evil,
That might annoy my finger? 'Tis so strange
That 6 note
though the truth of it stand off as gross
As black and white, my eye will scarcely see it.

-- 392 --


7 noteTreason and murder ever kept together,
As two yoak-devils sworn to either's purpose,
8 note

Working so grosly in a natural cause,
That admiration did not whoop at them.
But thou, 'gainst all proportion, didst bring in
Wonder to wait on treason, and on murder;
And whatsoever cunning fiend it was,
That wrought upon thee so prepost'rously,
Hath got the voice in hell for excellence;
And other devils, that suggest by-treasons,
Do botch and bungle up damnation,
With patches, colours, and with forms being fetcht
From glist'ring semblances of piety,
But 9 notehe, that temper'd thee, bade thee stand up;
Gave thee no instance why thou shouldst do treason,
Unless to dub thee with the name of traitor.
If that same Dæmon, that hath gull'd thee thus,
Should with his Lion-gait walk the whole world,
He might return to vasty Tartar back,
And tell the legions, I can never win
A soul so easy as that Englishman's.
1 note
Oh, how hast thou with jealousy infected
The sweetness of affiance! Shew men dutiful?
Why so didst thou. Or seem they grave and learn'd?
Why so didst thou. Come they of noble family?

-- 393 --


Why so didst thou. Seem they religious?
Why so didst thou. Or are they spare in diet,
Free from gross passion or of mirth, or anger,
Constant in spirit, not swerving with the blood,
2 note

Garnish'd and deck'd in modest compliment,
3 note


Not working with the eye without the ear,
And but in purged judgment trusting neither?
Such, 4 note

and so finely boulted didst thou seem.
And thus thy fall hath left a kind of blot,
To5 note


mark the full-fraught man, the best endu'd,

-- 394 --


With some suspicion. I will weep for thee.
For this revolt of thine, methinks, is like
Another fall of man.—Their faults are open;
Arrest them to the answer of the law,
And God acquit them of their practices!

Exe.

I arrest thee of high treason, by the name of Richard Earl of Cambridge.

I arrest thee of high treason, by the name of Henry Lord Scroop of Masham.

I arrest thee of high treason, by the name of Thomas Grey, Knight of Northumberland.

Scroop.
Our purposes God justly hath discover'd,
And I repent my fault, more than my death,
Which I beseech your Highness to forgive,
Although my body pay the price of it.

Cam.
For me, the gold of France did not seduce,
Although I did admit it as a motive
The sooner to effect what I intended;
But God be thanked for prevention,
Which I in suff'rance heartily rejoice for,
Beseeching God and you to pardon me.

Grey.
Never did faithful subject more rejoice
At the discovery of most dangerous treason,
Than I do at this hour joy o'er myself,
Prevented from a damned enterprize.
6 note

My fault, but not my body, pardon, Sovereign.

K. Henry.
God quit you in his mercy! Hear your sentence.
You have conspir'd against our royal person,
Join'd with an enemy proclaim'd, and from his coffers
Receiv'd the golden earnest of our death,

-- 395 --


Wherein you would have sold your King to slaughter,
His Princes and his Peers to servitude,
His subjects to oppression and contempt,
And his whole kingdom into desolation.
Touching, our person, seek we no revenge;
But we our kingdom's safety must so tender,
Whose ruin you three sought, that to her laws
We do deliver you. Go therefore hence,
Poor miserable wretches, to your death;
The taste whereof God of his mercy give
You patience to endure, and true Repentance
Of all your dear offences!—Bear them hence. [Exeunt.
—Now, Lords, for France; the enterprize whereof
Shall be to you, as us, like glorious.
We doubt not of a fair and lucky war,
Since God so graciously hath brought to light
This dangerous treason lurking in our way,
To hinder our beginning. Now we doubt not,
But every rub is smoothed in our way.
Then forth, dear countrymen; let us deliver
Our puissance into the hand of God,
Putting it straight in expedition.
Chearly to sea. The signs of war advance;
No King of England, if not King of France. [Exeunt. SCENE IV. Changes to Quickly's house in Eastcheap. Enter Pistol, Nim, Bardolph, Boy and Quickly.

Quick.
Pr'ythee, honey-sweet husband, let me bring thee to Staines.

Pist.
No, for my manly heart doth yern.
Bardolph, be blith. Nim, rouze thy vaunting vein.
Boy, bristle thy courage up; for Falstaff he is dead,
And we must yern therefore.

-- 396 --

Bard.

Would I were with him wheresome'er he is, either in heaven or in hell.

Quick.

Nay, sure, he's not in hell; he's in Arthur's bosom, if ever man went to Arthur's bosom. He made a 7 notefiner end, and went away, an it had been any chrisom child6Q0159. A' parted even just between twelve and one, even at the 8 noteturning o'th' tide. For after I saw him fumble with the sheets, and play with flowers, and smile upon his finger's end, I knew there was but one way; 9 note

for his nose was as sharp as a pen, and a' babled of green fields. How now, Sir John? quoth I; what, man? be of good cheer. So a' cried out, God, God, God, three or four times. Now I, to comfort him, bid him, a' should not think of God;

-- 397 --

I hop'd, there was no need to trouble himself with any such thoughts yet. So a' bade me lay more cloathes on his feet. I put my hand into the bed and felt them, and they were as cold as a stone; then I felt to his knees, and so upward, and upward, and all was as 1 note

cold as any stone.

Nim.

They say, he cried out of Sack.

Quick.

Ay, and that a' did.

Bard.

And of women.

Quick.

Nay, that a' did not.

Boy.

Yes, that he did; and said, they were devils incarnate.

Quick.

A' could never abide carnation, 'twas a colour he never lik'd.

Boy.

He said once, the deule would have him about women.

-- 398 --

Quick.

He did in some sort, indeed, handle women; but then he was rheumatick, and talk'd of the whore of Babylon.

Boy.

Do you not remember, he saw a Flea stick upon Bardolph's nose, and said, it was a black soul burning in hell?

Bard.

Well, the fuel is gone, that maintain'd that fire. That's all the riches I got in his service.

Nim.

Shall we shog? the King will be gone from Southampton.

Pist.
Come, let's away. My love, give me thy lips.
Look to my chattels, and my moveables.—
2 note


Let senses rule—The word is, * notepitch and pay;
Trust none, for oaths are straws; men's faiths are wafer-cakes,
And hold-fast is the only dog, my Duck;
Therefore Caveto be thy counsellor.
Go, clear thy† note crystals.—Yoke-fellows in arms,
Let us to France, like Horse-leeches, my boys,
To suck, to suck, the very blood to suck.

Boy.
And that is but unwholsome food, they say.

Pist.

Touch her soft mouth and march.

Bard.

Farewel, hostess.

Nim.

I cannot kiss, that is the humour of it; but adieu.

Pist.

Let housewifery appear; keep close, I thee command.

Quick.

Farewel; adieu.

[Exeunt.

-- 399 --

SCENE V. Changes to the French King's Palace. Enter French King, the Dauphin, the Duke of Burgundy, and the Constable.

Fr. King.
Thus come the English with full power upon us,
3 note


And more than carefully it us concerns
To answer royally in our defences.
Therefore the Dukes of Berry, and of Britain,
Of Brabant, and of Orleans, shall make forth,
And you, Prince Dauphin, with all swift dispatch,
To line, and new repair our towns of war,
With men of courage, and with means defendant;
For England his Approaches makes as fierce,
As waters to the sucking of a gulph.
It fits us then to be as provident,
As fear may teach us out of late examples,
Left by the fatal and neglected English
Upon our fields.

Dau.
My most redoubted father,
It is most meet we arm us 'gainst the foe:
For peace itself should not so dull a Kingdom,
Though war nor no known quarrel were in question,
But that defences, musters, preparations,
Should be maintain'd, assembled, and collected,
As were a war in expectation.

-- 400 --


Therefore, I say, 'tis meet we all go forth,
To view the sick and feeble parts of France;
And let us do it with no shew of fear,
No, with no more, than if we heard that England
Were busied with a Whitson morris-dance,
For, my good Liege, she is so idly king'd,
Her scepter so fantastically borne,
By a vain, giddy, shallow, humorous youth,
That fear attends her not.

Con.
O peace, Prince Dauphin!
4 noteYou are too much mistaken in this King.
Question your Grace the late ambassadors,
With what great state he heard their embassy;
How well supply'd with noble counsellors,
* noteHow modest in exception, and withal
How terrible in constant resolution,
And you shall find, his vanities fore-spent
5 noteWere but the out-side of the Roman Brutus,
Covering discretion with a coat of folly;
As gardeners do with ordure hide those roots,
That shall first spring and be most delicate.

Dau.
Well, 'tis not so, my Lord high Constable,
But tho' we think it so, it is no matter.

-- 401 --


In causes of defence, 'tis best to weigh
The enemy more mighty than he seems;
So the proportions of defence are fill'd,
Which of a weak and niggardly projection
Doth like a miser spoil his coat with scanting
A little cloth.

Fr. King.
Think we King Harry strong;
And, Princes, look you strongly arm to meet him.
The kindred of him hath been flesh'd upon us,
And he is bred out of that bloody strain,
6 note


That haunted us in our familiar paths.
Witness our too much memorable shame,
When Cressy-battle fatally was struck;
And all our Princes captiv'd by the hand
Of that black name, Edward black Prince of Wales;
7 noteWhile that his mounting sire, on mountain standing,
8 note

Up in the air, crown'd with the golden sun,
Saw his heroick seed, and smil'd to see him
Mangle the work of nature, and deface
The patterns, that by God and by French fathers
Had twenty years been made. This is a stem
Of that victorious stock; and let us fear
The native mightiness and 9 notefate of him. Enter a Messenger.

Mess.
Ambassadors from Harry, King of England,
Do crave admittance to your Majesty.

-- 402 --

Fr. King.
We'll give them present audience. Go, and bring them.
—You see, this chase is hotly follow'd, friends.

Dau.
Turn head, and stop pursuit; for coward dogs
Most * notespend their mouths, when, what they seem to threaten,
Runs far before them. Good, my Sovereign,
Take up the English short; and let them know
Of what a monarchy you are the head.
Self-love, my Liege, is not so vile a sin,
As self-neglecting.
SCENE VI. Enter Exeter.

Fr. King.
From our brother England?

Exe.
From him; and thus he greets your Majesty.
He wills you in the name of God Almighty,
That you divest yourself, and lay apart
The borrow'd glories that, by gift of heaven,
By law of nature and of nations, 'long
To him and to his heirs; namely, the Crown,
And all the wide-stretch'd honours, that pertain
By custom and the ordinance of times,
Unto the Crown of France. That you may know,
'Tis no sinister nor no awkward claim,
Pick'd from the worm-holes of long-vanish'd days,
Nor from the dust of old oblivion rak'd,
He sends you this most 1 notememorable Line,
In every branch truly demonstrative, [Gives the French King a Paper.
Willing you overlook this pedigree;
And when you find him evenly deriv'd
From his most fam'd of famous ancestors,

-- 403 --


Edward the Third; he bids you then resign
Your Crown and Kingdom, indirectly held
From him the native and true challenger.

Fr. King.
Or else what follows?

Exe.
Bloody constraint; for if you hide the Crown
Ev'n in your hearts, there will he rake for it.
And therefore in fierce tempest is he coming,
In thunder, and in earthquake, like a Jove,
That, if requiring fail, he may compel.
He bids you, in the bowels of the Lord,
Deliver up the Crown; and to take mercy
On the poor souls, for whom this hungry war
Opens his vasty jaws; upon your head
Turning the widows' tears, the orphans' cries,
* note


The dead mens' blood, the pining maidens' groans,
For husbands, fathers, and betrothed lovers,
That shall be swallow'd in this controversy.
This is his claim, his threatning, and my message;
Unless the Dauphin be in presence here,
To whom expresly I bring Greeting too.

Fr. King.
For us, we will consider of this further.
To-morrow shall you bear our full intent
Back to our brother England.

Dau.
For the Dauphin,
I stand here for him; what to him from England?

Exe.
Scorn and defiance, slight regard, contempt,
And any thing that may not mis-become
The mighty sender, doth he prize you at.
Thus says my King; and if your father's Highness
Do not, in grant of all demands at large,
Sweeten the bitter mock you sent his Majesty;
He'll call you to so hot an answer for it,
That caves and womby vaultages of France

-- 404 --


2 note


Shall hide your trespass, and return your mock
In second accent to his ordinance.

Dau.
Say, if my father render fair reply
It is against my will, for I desire
Nothing but odds with England; to that end,
As matching to his youth and vanity,
I did present him with those Paris balls.

Exe.
He'll make your Paris Louvre3 note shake for it,
Were it the mistress court of mighty Europe.
And, be assur'd, you'll find a difference,
As we his subjects have in wonder found,
Between the promise of his greener days,
And these he masters now; now he weighs time
Even to the utmost grain, which you shall read
In your own losses, if he stay in France.

Fr. King.
To morrow you shall know our mind at full.
[Flourish.

Exe.
Dispatch us with all speed, lest that our King
Come here himself to question our delay;
For he is footed in this land already.

Fr. King.
You shall be soon dispatch'd with fair conditions.
A night is but small breath, and little pause,
To answer matters of this consequence.
[Exeunt. ACT III. SCENE I. Enter Chorus.

Chorus.
Thus with imagin'd wing our swift scene flies,
In motion of no less celerity
Than that of thought. Suppose, that you have seen

-- 405 --


The well-appointed King at Hampton Peer4 note

Embark his royalty, and his brave fleet
With silken streamers the young Phœbus fanning.
Play with your fancies; and in them behold,
Upon the hempen tackle, ship-boys climbing;
Hear the shrill whistle, which doth order give
To sounds confus'd; behold the threaden sails,
Borne with th' invisible and creeping wind,
Draw the huge bottoms thro' the furrow'd sea,
Breasting the lofty surge. O, do but think,
You stand upon the rivage,5 note and behold
A city on th' inconstant billows dancing;
For so appears this Fleet majestical,
Holding due course to Harfleur. Follow, follow.
Grapple your minds to sternage of this navy,
And leave your England, as dead midnight still,
Guarded with grandsires, babies and old women,
Or past, or not arriv'd, to pith and puissance;
For who is he, whose chin is but enrich'd
With one appearing hair, that will not follow
These cull'd and choice-drawn cavaliers to France?
Work, work your thoughts, and therein see a siege;
Behold the ordnance on their carriages
With fatal mouths gaping on girded Harfleur.
Suppose, th' ambassador from France comes back;
Tells Harry, that the King doth offer him
Catharine his daughter, and with her to dowry
Some petty and unprofitable Dukedoms:

-- 406 --


The offer likes not; and the nimble gunner
With lynstock6 note now the devilish cannon touches,
And down goes all before him. Still be kind,
And eke out our performance with your mind. [Exit. SCENE II. Before HARFLEUR. [Alarm, and Cannon go off.] Enter King Henry, Exeter, Bedford, and Gloucester; Soldiers, with scaling ladders.

K. Henry.
Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;
* noteOr close the wall up with the English dead.
In peace, there's nothing so becomes a man
As modest stillness and humility,
But when the blast of war blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the Tyger;
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
Disguise fair nature with hard favour'd rage;
Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;
Let it pry thro' the † noteportage of the head,
Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it,
As fearfully, as doth a galled rock
O'er-hang and jutty ‡ notehis confounded base,
Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean.
Now set the teeth, and stretch the nostril wide;
Hold hard the breath, and bend up every spirit7 note
To his full height. Now on, you noblest English,

-- 407 --


Whose blood is fetcht from fathers of war-proof;
Fathers, that, like so many Alexanders,
Have in these parts from morn till even fought,
And sheath'd their swords for lack of argument.8 note
Dishonour not your mothers; now attest,
That those, whom you call'd fathers, did beget you.
Be copy now to men of grosser blood,
And teach them how to war. And you, good yeomen,
Whose limbs were made in England, shew us here
The mettle of your pasture, let us swear
That you are worth your breeding, which I doubt not;
For there is none of you so mean and base,
That hath not noble lustre in your eyes.
I see you stand like Greyhounds in the slips,
Straining upon the start; the game's a-foot,
Follow your spirit; and, upon this charge,
Cry, God for Harry! England! and St. George! [Exeunt King, and Train. [Alarm, and Cannon go off. SCENE III. Enter Nim, Bardolph, Pistol, and Boy.

Bard.

On, on, on, on, on. To the breach, to the breach.

Nim.

'Pray thee, corporal, stay; the knocks are too hot, and for mine own part, I have not a* note case of lives. The humour of it its too hot, that is the very plain song of it.

Pist.
The plain song is most just, for humours do abound,
Knocks go and come; God's vassals drop and die;
  And sword and shield,
  In bloody field,
Doth win immortal fame.

-- 408 --

Boy.

'Wou'd I were in an ale-house in London, I would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety.

Pist.
And I;
If wishes would prevail with me,9 note
My purpose should not fail with me,
But thither would I hye.
Enter Fluellen.

Flu.
Up to the breach, you dogs; avaunt, you cullions.

Pist.
Be merciful, great Duke, to men of mould,1 note
Abate thy rage, abate thy manly rage;
Good bawcock, 'bate thy rage; use lenity, sweet chuck.

Nim.

These be good humours; your honour wins bad humours.

[Exeunt.

Boy.

As young as I am, I have observ'd these three swashers. I am boy to them all three; but all they three, though they would serve me, could not be man to me; for, indeed, three such Anticks do not amount to a man. For Bardolph, he is white-liver'd and red-fac'd; by the means whereof he faces it out, but fights not. For Pistol, he hath a killing tongue and a quiet sword; by the means whereof he breaks words, and keeps whole weapons. For Nim, he hath heard, that men of few words are the 2 notebest men; and therefore he scorns to say his prayers, lest he should be thought a coward; but his few bad words are match'd with as few good deeds; for he never broke any man's head but his own, and that was against a post when he was drunk. They will steal any thing, and call it purchase. Bardolph stole a lute-case, bore it twelve leagues, and

-- 409 --

sold it for three half-pence. Nim and Bardolph are sworn brothers in filching; and in Calais they stole a fire-shovel, I knew, by that piece of service, the men would carry coals.3 note They would have me as familiar with men's pockets, as their gloves or their handkerchers, which makes much against my manhood; for if I would take from another's pocket to put into mine, it is plain pocketting up of wrongs. I must leave them, and seek some better service; their villainy goes against my weak stomach, and therefore I must cast it up.

[Exit Boy. Enter Gower, and Fluellen.

Gower.

Captain Fluellen, you must come presently to the mines; the Duke of Gloucester would speak with you.

Flu.

To the mines? tell you the Duke, it is not so good to come to the mines; for look you, the mines are not according to the disciplines of the war; the concavities of it is not sufficient; for, look you, th' athversary (you may discuss unto the Duke, look you) is digt4 note himself four yards under the countermines; by Cheshu, I think, a' will5 note plow up all, if there is not petter directions.

Gower.

The Duke of Gloucester, to whom the order of the siege is given, is altogether directed by an Irish man, a very valiant gentleman, i'faith.

Flu.

It is captain Macmorris, is it not?

Gower.

I think, it be.

Flu.

By Cheshu, he is an Ass, as is in the world; I will verify as much in his beard. He has no more

-- 410 --

directions in the true disciplines of the wars, look you, of the Roman disciplines, than is a Puppy-dog.

Enter Macmorris, and Capt. Jamy.

Gower.

Here he comes, and the Scots Captain, Captain Jamy with him.

Flu.

Captain Jamy is a marvellous valorous gentleman, that is certain; and of great expedition and knowledge in the ancient wars, upon my particular knowledge of his directions; by Cheshu, he will maintain his argument as well as any military man in the world, in the disciplines of the pristine wars of the Romans.

Jamy.

I say, gudday, Captain Fluellen.

Flu.

Godden to your worship, good captain James.

Gower.

How now, captain Macmorris, have you quitted the mines? have the pioneers given o'er?

Mac.

By Chrish law, tish ill done; the work ish give over, the trumpet sound the retreat. By my hand, I swear, and by my father's soul, the work ish ill done; it ish give over; I would have blowed up the town, so Chrish save me law, in an hour. O tish ill done, tish ill done; by my hand, tish ill done.

Flu.

Captain Macmorris, I beseech you now, will you vouchsafe me, look you, a few disputations with you, as partly touching or concerning the disciplines of the war, the Roman wars, in the way of argument, look you, and friendly communication; partly to satisfy my opinion; and partly for the satisfaction, look you, of my mind; as touching the direction of the military discipline, that is the point.

Jamy.

It sall be very gud, gud feith, gud captains bath; and I sall quit you4 note with gud leve, as I may pick occasion; that sall I, marry.

-- 411 --

Mac.

It is no time to discourse, so Chrish save me: the day is hot, and the weather and the wars, and the King and the Duke; it is not time to discourse, the town is beseech'd, and the trumpet calls us to the breach, and we talk, and by Chrish do nothing, 'tis shame for us all; so God sa' me, 'tis shame to stand still; it is shame, by my hand; and there is throats to be cut, and works to be done, and there is nothing done, so Chrish sa' me law.

Jamy.

By the mess, ere theise eyes of mine take themselves to slomber, aile do gud service, or aile ligge i'th' ground for it; ay, or go to death; and aile pay it as valorously as I may, that sal I surely do, the breff and the long; marry, I wad full fain heard some question 'tween you tway.

Flu.

Captain Macmorris, I think, look you, under your correction, there is not many of your nation—

Mac.

Of my nation? what ish my nation? ish a villain, and a bastard, and a knave, and a rascal? what ish my nation? who talks of my nation?

Flu.

Look you, if you take the matter otherwise than is meant, captain Macmorris, peradventure, I shall think you do not use me with that affability as in discretion you ought to use me, look you; being as good a man as yourself, both in the disciplines of wars, and in the derivation of my birth, and in other particularities.

Mac.

I do not know you so good a man as myself; so Chrish save me, I will cut off your head.

Gower.

Gentlemen both, you will mistake each other.

Jamy.

Au! that's a foul fault.

[A Parley sounded.

Gower.

The town sounds a parley.

Flu.

Captain Macmorris, when there is more better opportunity to be requir'd, look you, I'll be so bold as to tell you, I know the disciplines of war; and there's an end.* note

[Exeunt.

-- 412 --

SCENE IV. Before the Gates of Harfleur. Enter King Henry and his Train.

K. Henry.
How yet resolves the Governor of the town?
This is the latest parle we will admit;
Therefore to our best mercy give yourselves,
Or, like to men proud of destruction,
Defy us to our worst. As I'm a soldier,
A name, that, in my thoughts, becomes me best,
If I begin the batt'ry once again,
I will not leave the half-atchieved Harfleur
'Till in her ashes she lie buried.
The gates of mercy shall be all shut up;
And the flesh'd soldier, rough and hard of heart,
In liberty of bloody hand shall range
With conscience wide as hell, mowing like grass
Your fresh fair virgins, and your flow'ring infants.
What is it then to me, if impious war,
Array'd in flames like to the Prince of fiends,
Do with his smircht complexion all fell feats,7 note

Enlinkt to waste and desolation?
What is't to me, when you yourselves are cause,
If your pure maidens fall into the hand
Of hot and forcing violation?
What rein can hold licentious wickedness,
When down the hill he holds his fierce career?
We may, as bootless, spend our vain command
Upon th' enraged soldiers in their spoil,
As send our precepts to th' Leviathan
To come a-shoar. Therefore, you men of Harfleur,
Take pity of your town and of your people,

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While yet my soldiers are in my command;
* note
While yet the cool and temp'rate wind of grace
O'er-blows the filthy and contagious clouds
Of heady murder, spoil and villainy,
If not; why, in a moment, look to see
The blind and bloody soldier with foul hand
Defile the locks of your shrill-shrieking daughters;
Your fathers taken by the silver beards,
And their most reverend heads dasht to the walls;
Your naked infants spitted upon pikes,
While the mad mothers with their howls confus'd
Do break the clouds; as did the wives of Jewry,
At Herod's bloody-hunting slaughter-men.
What say you? will you yield, and this avoid?
Or, guilty in defence, be thus destroy'd? Enter Governor upon the Walls.

Gov.
Our expectation hath this day an end;
The Dauphin, whom of succours we entreated,
Returns us, that his pow'rs are not yet ready
To raise so great a siege. Therefore, great King,
We yield our town and lives to thy soft mercy,
Enter our gates, dispose of us and ours,
For we no longer are defensible.

K. Henry.
Open your gates. Come, uncle Exeter,
Go you and enter Harfleur, there remain,
And fortify it strongly 'gainst the French.
Use mercy to them all. For us, dear Uncle,
The winter coming on, and sickness growing
Upon our soldiers, we'll retire to Calais.
To-night in Harfleur we will be your guest,
To-morrow for the march we are addrest.
[Flourish, and enter the town.

-- 414 --

note

SCENE V.

* [Footnote: The French Camp. Enter Catharine, and an old Gentlewoman.

Cath.

Alice, tu as esté en Angleterre, & tu parles bien le language.8 note

Alice.

Un peu, Madame.

Cath.

Je te prie de m'enseigner; il faut, que j' aprenne à parler. Comment appellez vous la main en Anglois.

Alice.

La main? ell' est appellée, de hand.

Cath.

De hand. Et le doyt?

-- 415 --

Alice.

Le doyt? ma foy, je oublie le doyt; mais je me souviendra le doyt; je pense, qu'ils ont appellé des fingres; ouy, de fingres.

Cath.

La main, de hand; le doyt, le fingers. Je pense, que je suis le bon escolier. J' ay gaignée deux mots d' Anglois vistement; comment appellez vous les ongles?

Alice.

Les ongles, les appellons de nayles.

Cath.

De nayles. Escoutes: dites moy, si je parle bien: de hand, de fingres, de nayles.

Alice.

C'est bien dit, madame; il est fort bon Anglois.

Cath.

Dites moy en Anglois, le bras.

Alice.

De arme, madame.

Cath.

Et le coude.

Alice.

D' elbow.

Cath.

D' elbow: je m'en faitz la repetition de tous les mots, que vous m'avez appris dès a present.

Alice.

Il est trop difficile, madame, comme je pense.

Cath.

Excuse moy, Alice; escoutez; d' hand, de fingre, de nayles, d'arme, de bilbow.

Alice.

D' elbow, madame.

Cath.

O Signeur Dieu! je m'en oublie d' elbow; comment appellez vous le col?

Alice.

De neck, madame.

Cath.

De neck; & le menton?

Alice.

De chin.

Cath.

De sin: le col, de neck: le menton, de sin.

Alice.

Ouy. Sauf vostre honneur, en veritée, vous prononcez les mots aussi droict, que les natifs d' Angleterre.

Cath.

Je ne doute point d'apprendre par la grace de Dieu, & en peu de temps.

Alice.

N'avez vous pas deja oublié ce que je vous ay enseignée?

Cath.

Non, je reciteray à vous promptement; d'hand, de fingre, de mayles, de arme.9 note

-- 416 --

Alice.

De nayles, madame.

Cath.

De nayles, de arme, de ilbow.

Alice.

Sauf vostre honneur, d'elbow.

Cath.

Ainsi, dis je d' elbow, de neck, de sin: comment appellez vous les pieds, & de robe.

Alice.

Le foot, madame, & le coun.

Cath.

Le foot, & le coun! O Seigneur Dieu! ces sont des mots mauvais, corruptibiles & impudiques, & non pour les dames d'honneur d'user: je ne voudrois prononcer ces mots devant les Seigneurs de France, pour tout le monde! il faut le foot, & le coun, neant-moins. Je reciteray une autrefois ma leçon ensemble; d' hand, de fingre, de nayles, d'arme, d'elbow, de neck, de sin, de foot, de coun.

Alice.

Excellent, madame.

Cath.

C'est assez pour une fois, allons nous en disner.

[Exeunt. SCENE VI. Presence-Chamber in the French Court. Enter the King of France, the Dauphin, Duke of Bourbon, the Constable of France, and others.

Fr. King.
'Tis certain, he hath pass'd the river Some.

Con.
And if he be not fought withal, my Lord,
Let us not live in France; let us quit all,
And give our vineyards to a barb'rous people.

Dau.
O Dieu vivant! shall a few sprays of us,
The emptying of our fathers' luxury,1 note
Our Syens, put in wild and savage2 note stock,
Sprout up so suddenly into the clouds,
And over-look their grafters?

-- 417 --

Bour.
Normans, but bastard Normans; Norman bastards.
Mort de ma vie! if thus they march along
Unfought withal, but I will sell my Dukedom,
To buy a foggy and a dirty farm
In that nook-shotten3 note Isle of Albion.

Con.
Dieu de Batailles! why, whence have they this mettle?
Is not their climate foggy, raw and dull?
On whom, as in despight, the Sun looks pale,
Killing their fruit with frowns? can sodden water,4 note

A drench for sur-reyn'd jades, their barly-broth,
Decoct their cold blood to such valiant heat?
And shall our quick blood, spirited with wine,
Seem frosty? Oh! for honour of our land,
Let us not hang like frozen isicles
Upon our house-tops, while more frosty people
Sweat drops of gallant blood in our rich fields:
Poor, we may call them, in their native Lords.

Dau.
By faith and honour,
Our madams mock at us, and plainly say,
Our mettle is bred out; and they will give
Their bodies to the lust of English youth,
To new-store France with bastard warriors.

Bour.
They bid us to the English dancing-schools,
And teach La volta's high, and swift Corantos;
Saying, our grace is only in our heels;
And that we are most lofty run-aways.

Fr. King.
Where is Mountjoy, the herald? speed him hence;

-- 418 --


Let him greet England with our sharp defiance.
Up, Princes, and with spirit of honour edg'd,
Yet sharper than your swords, hie to the field.
Charles Delabreth,5 note high constable of France;
You, dukes of Orleans, Bourbon, and of Berry,
Alanson, Brabant, Bar and Burgundy,
Jaques Chatillion, Rambures, Vaudemont,
Beaumont, Grandpree, Roussie, and Faulconbridge,
Loys, Lestraile, Bouciqualt, and Charaloys,
High Dukes, great Princes, Barons, Lords and Knights,
For your great seats now quit you of great shames,
Bar Harry England, that sweeps through our land
With penons painted in the blood of Harfleur;
Rush on his host, as doth the melted snow6 note
Upon the vallies; whose low vassal seat
The Alps doth spit and void his rheum upon.
Go down upon him, you have pow'r enough,
And in a captive chariot into Roan
Bring him our prisoner.

Con.
This becomes the great.
Sorry am I, his numbers are so few,
His soldiers sick, and famisht in their march;
For, I am sure, when he shall see our army,
He'll drop his heart into the sink of fear,
And for atchievement offer us his ransom.

Fr. King.
Therefore, Lord Constable, haste on Mountjoy,

-- 419 --


And let him say to England, that we send
To know what willing ransom he will give.
Prince Dauphin, you shall stay with us in Roan.

Dau.
Not so, I do beseech your Majesty.

Fr. King.
Be patient, for you shall remain with us.
Now forth, Lord Constable, and Princes all;
And quickly bring us word of England's fall.
[Exeunt. SCENE VII. The English Camp. Enter Gower and Fluellen.

Gow.

How now, captain Fluellen, come you from the bridge?

Flu.

I assure you, there is very excellent services committed at the pridge.

Gow.

Is the Duke of Exeter safe?

Flu.

The Duke of Exeter is as magnanimous as Agamemnon, and a man that I love and honour with my soul, and my heart, and my duty, and my life, and my living, and my uttermost power. He is not, God be praised and plessed, any hurt in the world; he is maintain the pridge most valiantly, with excellent discipline. There is an Antient lieutenant there at the pridge, I think, in my very conscience, he is as valiant a man as Mark Antony, and he is a man of no estimation in the world, but I did see him do gallant services.

Gow.

What do you call him?

Flu.

He is call'd Ancient Pistol.

Gow.

I know him not.

Enter Pistol.

Flu.

Here is the man.

Pist.
Captain, I thee beseech to do me favours:

-- 420 --


The Duke of Exeter doth love thee well.

Flu.

I, I praise God, and I have merited some love at his hands.

Pist.
Bardolph, a soldier firm and sound of heart,
And buxom valour, hath by cruel fate,
And giddy fortune's furious fickle wheel,
That Goddess blind that stands upon the rolling restless stone—

Flu.

By your patience, Ancient Pistol: Fortune is painted plind, with a muffler before her eyes,7 note


to signify to you that fortune is plind; and she is painted also with a wheel, to signify to you, which is the moral of it, that she is turning and inconstant, and mutabilities and variations; and her foot, look you, is fixed upon a spherical stone, which rowles, and rowles, and rowles; in good truth, the Poet makes a most excellent description of it. Fortune is an excellent moral.

Pist.
Fortune is Bardolph's foe, and frowns on him,
For he hath stol'n a8 note

Pix, and hanged must a' be,
Damned death!

-- 421 --


Let gallows gape for dog, let man go free,
And let not hemp his wind-pipe suffocate;
But Exeter hath given the doom of death,
For Pix of little price. Therefore, go speak,
The Duke will hear thy voice;
And let not Bardolph's vital thread be cut
With edge of penny-cord, and vile reproach.
Speak, Captain, for his life, and I will thee requite.

Flu.

Ancient Pistol, I do partly understand your meaning.

Pist.

Why then rejoice therefore.

Flu.

Certainly, Ancient, it is not a thing to rejoice at; for if, look you, he were my brother, I would desire the Duke to use his good pleasure, and put him to executions; for disciplines ought to be used.

Pist.

Die and be damn'd, and Figo for thy friendship!

Flu.

It is well.

Pist.

The fig of Spain

[Exit Pist.

Flu.

Very good.

Gow.

Why, this is an arrant counterfeit rascal, I remember him now; a bawd, a cut-purse.

Flu.

I'll assure you, he utter'd as prave words at the pridge, as you shall see in a summer's day: but it is very well; what he has spoke to me, that is well, I warrant you, when time is serve.

Gow.

Why, 'tis a gull, a fool, a rogue, that now and then goes to the wars, to grace himself at his return

-- 422 --

into London, under the form of a soldier. Such fellows are perfect in the great commanders' names, and they will learn you by rote where services were done; at such and such a sconce, at such a breach, at such a convoy; who came off bravely, who was shot, who disgrac'd, what terms the enemy stood on; and this they con perfectly in the phrase of war, which they trick up with new-turn'd oaths; and what a beard of the general's cut, and a horrid suite of the camp, will do among foaming bottles and ale-wash'd wits, is wonderful to be thought on! But you must learn to know 9 notesuch slanders of the age, or else you may be marvellously mistook.

Flu.

I tell you what, captain Gower; I do perceive, he is not the man that he would gladly make shew to the world he is; if I find a hole in his coat, I will tell him my mind. Hear you, the King is coming, and I must speak with him from the pridge.1 note

-- 423 --

SCENE VIII. Drum and Colours. Enter the King, and his poor soldiers.

Flu.

God pless your Majesty.

K. Henry.

How now, Fluellen, cam'st thou from the bridge?

Flu.

I, so please your Majesty: the Duke of Exeter has very gallantly maintain'd the pridge; the French is gone off, look you, and there is gallant and most prave passages; marry, th' athversary was have possession of the pridge, but he is enforced to retire, and the Duke of Exeter is master of the pridge. I can tell your Majesty, the Duke is a prave man.

K. Henry.

What men have you lost, Fluellen?

Flu.

The perdition of th' athversary hath been very great, very reasonably great; marry, for my part, I think, the Duke hath lost never a man but one that is like to be executed for robbing a church, one Bardolph, if your Majesty know the man; his face is all bubukles, and whelks, and knobs, and flames of fire; and his lips blows at his nose, and it is like a coal of fire; sometimes plue, and sometimes red; but his nose is executed, and his fire's* note out.

K. Henry.
We would have such offenders so cut off;
And give express charge, that in all our march
There shall be nothing taken from the villages,
But shall be paid for; and no French upbraided,
Or yet abused in disdainful language;
When lenity and cruelty play for kingdoms,
The gentler gamester is the soonest winner.

-- 424 --

Tucket sounds. Enter Mountjoy.

Mount.

You know me 2 noteby my habit.

K. Henry.

Well then, I know thee; what shall I know of thee?

Mount.

My master's mind.

K. Henry.

Unfold it.

Mount.
Thus says my King. Say thou to Harry England,
Although we seemed dead, we did but sleep;
Advantage is a better soldier than rashness.
Tell him, we could at Harfleur have rebuk'd him,
But that we thought not good to bruise an injury,
'Till it were ripe. Now, speak we 3 noteon our cue,
With voice imperial. England shall repent
His folly, see his weakness, and admire
Our suff'rance. Bid him therefore to consider,
What must the ransom be, which must proportion
The losses we have borne, the subjects we
Have lost, and the disgrace we have digested,
To answer which, his pettiness would bow under.
First for our loss, too poor is his Exchequer;
For the effusion of our blood, his army
Too faint a number; and for our disgrace,
Ev'n his own person kneeling at our feet
A weak and worthless satisfaction.
To this, defiance add; and for conclusion,
Tell him he hath betrayed his followers,
Whose condemnation is pronounc'd. So far
My King and master; and so much my office.

K. Henry.
What is thy name? I know thy quality.

Mount.
Mountjoy.

-- 425 --

K. Henry.
Thou dost thy office fairly. Turn thee back,
And tell thy King, I do not seek him now;
But could be willing to march on to Calais
Without impeachment; for to say the sooth,
Though 'tis no wisdom to confess so much
Unto an enemy of craft and vantage,
My people are with sickness much enfeebled,
My numbers lessen'd; and those few I have,
Almost no better than so many French;
Who, when they were in health, I tell thee, herald,
I thought, upon one pair of English legs
Did march three Frenchmen. Yet, forgive me God,
That I do brag thus; this your air of France
Hath blown that vice in me; I must repent.
Go, therefore, tell thy master, here I am,
My ransom is this frail and worthless trunk,
My army but a weak and sickly guard,
Yet, 2 note


God before, tell him we will come on,
Though France himself, and such another neighbour,
Stand in our way. There's for thy labour, Mountjoy.
Go, bid thy master well advise himself:
If we may pass, we will; if we be hinder'd,
We shall your tawny ground with your red blood
Discolour; and so, Mountjoy, fare you well.
The sum of all our answer is but this;
We would not seek a battle as we are,
Yet, as we are, we say, we will not shun it:
So tell your master.

Mount.
I shall deliver so. Thanks to your Highness.
[Exit.

-- 426 --

Glou.
I hope, they will not come upon us now.

K. Henry.
We are in God's hand, brother, not in theirs.
March to the bridge; it now draws towards night;
Beyond the River we'll encamp ourselves;
And on to-morrow bid them march away.
[Exeunt. 5 noteSCENE IX.

The French Camp near Agincourt. Enter the Constable of France, the Lord Rambures, Orleans, Dauphin, with others.

Con.

Tut, I have the best armour of the world. Would it were day!

Orl.

You have an excellent armour; but let my horse have his due.

Con.

It is the best horse of Europe.

Orl.

Will it never be morning?

Dau.

My Lord of Orleans, and my Lord high Constable, you talk of horse and armour,—

Orl.

You are as well provided of both, as any Prince in the world.

Dau.

What a long night is this! I will not change my horse with any that treads but on four pasterns; ça, ha! le Cheval volant, the Pegasus, chez les Narines de feu! 6 notehe bounds from the earth, as if his entrails were hairs; when I bestride him, I soar, I am a Hawk; he trots the air, the earth sings when he touches it; the

-- 427 --

basest horn of his hoof is more musical than the pipe of Hermes.

Orl.

He's of the colour of the nutmeg.

Dau.

And of the heat of the ginger. It is a beast for Perseus; he is pure air and fire; and the dull elements of earth and water never appear in him, but only in patient stillness while his rider mounts him; he is indeed a horse; 7 note
and all other jades you may
call beasts.

Con.

Indeed, my Lord, it is a most absolute and excellent horse.

Dau.

It is the prince of palfrey's; his neigh is like the bidding of a monarch, and his countenance enforces homage.

Orl.

No more, cousin.

Dau.

Nay, the man hath no wit, that cannot, from the rising of the lark to the lodging of the lamb, vary deserved praise on my palfry; it is a theme as fluent as the sea; turn the sands into eloquent tongues, and my horse is argument for them all; 'tis a subject for a Sovereign to reason on; and for a Sovereign's Sovereign to ride on; and for the world familiar to us and unknown to lay apart their particular functions and wonder at him. I once writ a sonnet in his praise, and began thus, 8 noteWonder of nature.—

Orl.

I have heard a sonnet begin so to one's mistress.

Dau.

Then did they imitate that, which I compos'd to my courser; for my horse is my mistress.

Orl.

Your mistress bears well.

Dau.

Me, well;—which is the prescript praise, and perfection, of a good and particular mistress.

-- 428 --

Con.

Methought, yesterday your mistress shrewdly shook your back.

Dau.

So, perhaps, did yours.

Con.

Mine was not bridled.

Dau.

O, then, belike, she was old and gentle; and you rode, like a Kerne of Ireland, your French hose off, and in your strait Trossers.9 note

Con.

You have good judgment in horsemanship.

Dau.

Be warn'd by me then; they that ride so and ride not warily, fall into foul bogs; I had rather have my horse to my mistress.

Con.

I had as lieve have my mistress a jade.

Dau.

I tell thee, Constable, my mistress wears her own hair.

Con.

I could make as true a boast as that, if I had a Sow to my mistress.

Dau.

Le chein6Q0164 est retournê à son proper vomissement, & la truie lavée au bourbier; thou mak'st use of any thing.

Con.

Yet do I not use my horse for my mistress; or any such proverb, so little kin to the purpose.

Ram.

My Lord Constable, the armour, that I saw in your tent to-night, are those stars, or suns upon it?

Con.

Stars, my Lord.

Dau.

Some of them will fall to-morrow, I hope.

Con.

And yet my sky shall not want.

Dau.

That may be, for you bear many superfluously; and 'twere more honour, some were away.

Con.

Ev'n as your horse bears your praises, who would trot as well, were some of your brags dismounted.

Dau.

Would I were able to load him with his desert. Will it never be day? I will trot to morrow a mile, and my way shall be paved with English faces.

-- 429 --

Con.

I will not say so, for fear I should be fac'd out of my way; but I would it were morning, for I would fain be about the ears of the English.

Ram.

Who will go to hazard with me for twenty English prisoners?

Con.

You must first go yourself to hazard ere you have them.

Dau.

'Tis mid-night, I'll go arm myself.

[Exit.

Orl.

The Dauphin longs for morning.

Ram.

He longs to eat the English.

Con.

I think, he will eat all he kills.

Orl.

By the white hand of my lady, he's a gallant Prince.

Con.

Swear by her foot, that she may tread out the oath.

Orl.

He is simply the most active gentleman of France.

Orl.

Doing is activity, and he will still be doing.

Orl.

He never did harm, that I heard of.

Con.

Nor will do none to-morrow: he will keep that good name still.

Orl.

I know him to be valiant.

Con.

I was told that, by one that knows him better than you.

Orl.

What's he?

Con.

Marry, he told me so himself; and he said, he car'd not who knew it.

Orl.

He needs not, it is no hidden virtue in him.

Con.

By my faith, Sir, but it is; never any body saw it, but * notehis lacquey; 1 note'tis a hooded valour, and when it appears, it will bate.

Orl.

Ill-will never said well.

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Con.

2 noteI will cap that proverb with, There is flattery in friendship.

Orl.

And I will take up that with, Give the devil his due.

Con.

Well plac'd; there stands your friend for the devil; have at the very eye of that proverb with, A pox on the devil!

Orl.

You are the better at proverbs, by how much a fool's bolt is soon shot.

Con.

You have shot over.

Orl.

'Tis not the first time you were over-shot.

SCENE X. Enter a Messenger.

Mess.

My Lord high Constable, the English lie within fifteen hundred paces of your tents.

Con.

Who hath measur'd the ground?

Mess.

The Lord Grandpree.

Con.

A valiant and most expert gentleman.—'Would it were day!—Alas, poor Harry of England! he longs not for the dawning as we do.

Orl.

What a wretched and peevish fellow is this King of England, to mope with his fat-brain'd followers so far out of his knowledge?

Con.

If the English had any apprehension they would run away.

Orl.

That they lack; for if their heads had any intellectual armour, they could never wear such heavy head-pieces.

Ram.

That Island of England breeds very valiant creatures: their mastiffs are of unmatchable courage.

Orl.

Foolish curs, that run winking into the mouth of a Russian Bear, and have their heads crush'd like

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rotten apples. You may as well say, that's a valiant Flea, that dares eat his breakfast on the lip of a Lion.

Con.

Just, just; and the men do sympathize with mastiffs in robustious and rough coming on, leaving their wits with their wives; and then give them great meals of beef, and iron and steel, they will eat like wolves, and fight like devils.

Orl.

Ay; but these English are shrewdly out of beef.

Con.

Then shall we find to-morrow, they have only stomachs to eat, and none to fight. Now is it time to arm; come, shall we about it?

Orl.
'Tis two o'clock; but (let me see) by ten,
We shall have each a hundred Englishmen.
ACT IV. SCENE I. Enter Chorus.

Chorus.
Now entertain conjecture of a time,
When creeping murmur, and the poring dark,
3 note




Fills the wide vessel of the universe.

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From camp to camp, through the foul womb of night,
The hum of either army stilly sounds;
That the sixt Sentinels almost receive
The secret whispers of each other's watch.
Fire answers fire; and through their paly flames
Each battle sees 4 notethe other's umber'd face.
Steed threatens steed, in high and boastful neighs
Piercing the night's dull ear; and from the tents,
The armourers accomplishing the knights,
With busy hammers closing rivets up6Q0165,
Give dreadful note of preparation.
The country cocks do crow, the clocks do toll;
And (the third hour of drousy morning nam'd)
Proud of their numbers and secure in soul,
The confident and over lusty French
5 noteDo the low-rated English play at dice;
And chide the cripple tardy-gated night,
Who, like a foul and ugly witch, does limp
So tediously away. The poor condemned English,
Like sacrifices, by their watchful fires
Sit patiently, and inly ruminate
The morning's danger: and their gesture sad,
6 note


Invest in lank-lean cheeks and war-worn coats,
Presented them unto the gazing moon
So many horrid ghosts. Who now beholds
The royal captain of this ruin'd band
Walking from watch to watch, from tent to tent,
Let him cry, Praise and glory on his head!

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For forth he goes and visits all his host,
Bids them good morrow with a modest smile,
And calls them brothers, friends, and countrymen.
Upon his royal face there is no note,
How dread an army hath enrounded him;
Nor doth he dedicate one jot of colour
Unto the weary and all-watched night,
But freshly looks and over-bears attaint,
With chearful semblance and sweet majesty;
That ev'ry wretch, pining and pale before,
Beholding him, plucks comfort from his looks.
A largess universal, like the sun,
His lib'ral eye doth give to ev'ry one,
Thawing cold 7 note
fear. Then, mean and gentle, all
Behold, as may unworthiness define,
A little touch of Harry in the night.
And so our scene must to the battle fly,
Where, O for pity! we shall much disgrace,
With four or five most vile and ragged foils,
Right ill dispos'd, in brawl ridiculous,
The name of Agincourt. Yet sit and see,
* noteMinding true things by what their mock'ries be. Exit. SCENE II. The English Camp, at Agincourt. Enter King Henry and Gloucester.

K. Henry.
Glo'ster, 'tis true, that we are in great danger;

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The greater therefore should our courage be. Enter Bedford.
—Good morrow, brother Bedford.—God Almighty!
There is some soul of goodness in things evil,
Would men observingly distil it out;
For our bad neighbour makes us early stirrers,
Which is both healthful, and good husbandry.
Besides, they are our outward consciences,
And preachers to us all; admonishing,
That we should dress us fairly for our end.
Thus may we gather honey from the weed,
And make a moral of the devil himself. Enter Erpingham.
Good morrow, old Sir Thomas Erpingham,
A good soft pillow for that good white head
Were better than a churlish turf of France.

Erping.
Not so, my Liege; this lodging likes me better;
Since I may say, now lie I like a King.

K. Henry.
'Tis good for men to love their present pain
Upon example; so the spirit is eased,
And when the mind is quicken'd, out of doubt,
The organs, though defunct and dead before,
Break up their drowsy grave, and newly move
With casted 8 noteslough and fresh legerity.
Lend me thy cloak, Sir Thomas. Brothers both,
Commend me to the Princes in our camp,
Do my good morrow to them, and anon
Desire them all to my pavilion.

Glou.
We shall, my Liege.

Erping.
Shall I attend your grace?

K. Henry.
No, my good knight,
Go with my brothers to my lords of England.

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I and my bosom must debate a while,
And then I would no other company.

Erping.
The Lord in heaven bless thee, noble Harry!

K. Henry.
God-a-mercy, old heart, thou speak'st chearfully.
[Exeunt. SCENE III. Enter Pistol.

Pist.
Qui va là?

K. Henry.
A friend.

Pist.
Discuss unto me, art thou officer?
Or art thou base, common and popular?

K. Henry.
I am a gentleman of a company.

Pist.
Trail'st thou the puissant pike?

K. Henry.
Even so. What are you?

Pist.
As good a gentleman as the Emperor.

K. Henry.
Then you are a better than the King.

Pist.
The King's a bawcock, and a heart of gold,
A lad of life, an imp of fame,
Of parents good, of fist most valiant;
I kiss his dirty shoe, and from my heart-string
I love the lovely bully. What's thy name?

K. Henry.
Harry le Roy.

Pist.
Le Roy! a Cornish name: art thou of Cornish crew?

K. Henry.
No, I am a Welshman.

Pist.
Know'st thou Fluellen?

K. Henry.
Yes.

Pist.
Tell him, I'll knock his leek about his pate,
Upon St. David's day.

K. Henry.

Do not you wear your dagger in your cap that day, lest he knock that about yours.

Pist.

Art thou his friend?

K. Henry.

And his kinsman too.

Pist.

The Figo for thee then!

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K. Henry.

I thank you. God be with you.

Pist.

My name is Pistol call'd.

[Exit.

K. Henry.

It sorts well with your fierceness.

[Manet King Henry. Enter Fluellen, and Gower, severally.

Gow.

Captain Fluellen.—

Flu.

So; in the name of Jesu Christ, speak fewer; it is the greatest admiration in the universal world, when the true and auncient prerogatifes and laws of the wars is not kept. If you would take the pains but to examine the wars of Pompey the great, you shall find, I warrant you, that there is no tittle tattle, nor pibble pabble, in Pompey's camp; I warrant you, you shall find the ceremonies of the wars, and the cares of it, and the forms of it, and the sobrieties of it, and the modesty of it to be otherwise.

Gow.

Why, the enemy is loud, you hear him all night.

Flu.

If the enemy is an ass and a fool, and a prating coxcomb, is it meet, think you, that we should also, look you, be an ass and a fool, and a prating cox-comb, in your own conscience now?

Gow.

I will speak lower.

Flu.

I pray you, and beseech you, that you will.

[Exeunt.

K. Henry.

Though it appear a little out of fashion, There is much care and valour in this Welshman.

SCENE IV. Enter three Soldiers, John Bates, Alexander Court, and Michael Williams.

Court.

Brother John Bates, is not that the morning which breaks yonder?

-- 437 --

Bates.

I think it be, but we have no great cause to desire the approach of day.

Will.

We see yonder the beginning of the day, but, I think, we shall never see the end of it. Who goes there?

K. Henry.

A friend.

Will.

Under what captain serve you?

K. Henry.

Under Sir Thomas Erpingham.

Will.

A good old commander, and a most kind gentleman. I pray you, what thinks he of our estate?

K. Henry.

Even as men wreck'd upon a sand, that look to be wash'd off the next tide.

Bates.

He hath not told his thought to the King?

K. Henry.

No; nor is it meet, he should; for tho' I speak it to you, I think, the King is but a man as I am: the Violet smells to him as it doth to me; the element shews to him as it doth to me; all his senses have but human 9 noteconditions. His ceremonies laid by, in his nakedness he appears but a man; and tho' his affections are higher mounted than ours, yet when they stoop, they stoop with the like wing; therefore when he sees reason of fears as we do, his fears, out of doubt, be of the same relish as ours are; yet in reason no man should possess him with any appearance of fear, lest he, by shewing it, should dishearten his army.

Bates.

He may shew what outward courage he will; but, I believe, as cold a night as 'tis, he could wish himself in the Thames up to the neck; and so I would he were, and I by him at all adventures, so we were quit here.

K. Henry.

By my troth, I will speak my conscience of the King; I think, he would not wish himself any where but where he is.

-- 438 --

Bates.

Then 'would he were here alone; so should he be sure to be ransom'd, and many poor men's lives saved.

K. Henry.

I dare say, you love him not so ill to wish him here alone; howsoever you speak this to feel other men's minds. Methinks, I could not die any where so contented as in the King's company; his cause being just, and his quarrel honourable.

Will.

That's more than we know.

Bates.

Ay, or more than we shou'd seek after; for we know enough, if we know we are the King's subjects; if his cause be wrong, our obedience to the King wipes the crime of it out of us.

Will.

But if the cause be not good, the King himself hath a heavy reckoning to make; when all those legs, and arms, and heads, chop'd off in a battle, shall join together at the latter day, and cry all, We dy'd at such a place, some, swearing; some, crying for a surgeon; some, upon their wives left poor behind them; some, upon the debts they owe; some, upon their children 1 note
rawly left. I am afear'd there
are few die well, that die in battle; for how can they charitably dispose of any thing, when blood is their argument? now, if these men do not die well, it will be a black matter for the King that led them to it, whom to disobey were against all proportion of subjection.

K. Henry.

So, if a son, that is sent by his father about merchandize, do fall into some lewd action and miscarry, the imputation of his wickedness, by your rule, should be imposed upon his father that sent him; or if a servant, under his master's command transporting a sum of mony, be assail'd by robbers, and die in many irreconcil'd iniquities; you may call the

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business of the master the author of the servant's damnation. But this is not so: the King is not bound to answer the particular endings of his soldiers, the father of his son, nor the master of his servant; for they purpose not their death, when they purpose their services. Besides, there is no King, be his cause never so spotless, if it come to the arbitrement of swords, can try it out with all unspotted soldiers; some, peradventure, have on them the guilt of premeditated and contrived murder; some, of beguiling virgins with the broken seals of perjury; some, making the wars their bulwark, that have before gored the gentle bosom of peace with pillage and robbery. Now if these men have defeated the law, and out-run native punishment; though they can out-strip men; they have no wings to fly from God. War is his beadle, war is his vengeance; so that here men are punished, for before-breach of the King's laws, in the King's quarrel now: where they feared the death, they have borne life away; and where they would be safe, they perish. Then if they die unprovided, no more is the King guilty of their damnation, than he was before guilty of those impieties for which they are now visited. 2 noteEvery subject's duty is the King's, but every subject's soul is his own. Therefore should every soldier in the wars do as every sick man in his bed, wash every moth out of his conscience; and dying so, death is to him advantage; or not dying, the time was blessedly lost, wherein such preparation was gained: and, in him that escapes, it were not sin to think, that making God so free an offer, he let him out-live that day to see his greatness, and to teach others how they should prepare.

Will.

'Tis certain, that every man that dies ill, the

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ill is upon his own head, the King is not to answer for it.

Bates.

I do not desire he should answer for me, and yet I determine to fight lustily for him.

K. Henry.

I myself heard the King say, he would not be ransom'd.

Will.

Ay, he said so, to make us fight chearfully; but, when our throats are cut, he may be ransom'd, and we ne'er the wiser.

K. Henry.

If I live to see it, I will never trust his word after.

Will.

You pay him then; that's a perilous shot out of an Elder-gun,3 note that a poor and private displeasure can do against a monarch! you may as well go about to turn the sun to ice, with fanning in his face with a Peacock's feather; you'll never trust his word after! come, 'tis a foolish saying.

K. Henry.

Your reproof is something too round: I should be angry with you, if the time were convenient.

Will.

Let it be a quarrel between us, if you live.

K. Henry.

I embrace it.

Will.

How shall I know thee again?

K. Henry.

Give me any gage of thine, and I will wear it in my bonnet, then if ever thou dar'st acknowledge it, I will make it my quarrel.

Will.

Here's my glove; give me another of thine.

K. Henry.

There.

Will.

This will I also wear in my cap; if ever thou come to me and say, after to-morrow, this is my glove; by this hand, I will give thee a box on the ear.

K. Henry.

If ever I live to see it, I will challenge it.

Will.

Thou dar'st as well be hang'd.

K. Henry.

Well, I will do it, though I take thee in the King's company.

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Will.

Keep thy word: fare thee well.

Bates.

Be friends, you English fools, be friends; we have French quarrels enow, if you could tell how to reckon.

K. Henry.

Indeed, the French may lay * notetwenty French crowns to one, they will beat us, for they bear them on their shoulders; but it is no English treason to cut French crowns, and to morrow the King himself will be a clipper.

[Exeunt soldiers. SCENE V. Manet King Henry.


4 note

Upon the King! let us our lives, our souls,
Our debts, our careful wives, our children and
Our sins, lay on the King; he must bear all.
O hard condition, and twin-born with greatness,
Subject to breath of ev'ry fool, whose sense
No more can feel but his own wringing.
What infinite heart ease must King's neglect,
That private men enjoy? and what have Kings,
That private have not too, save ceremony?
Save gen'ral ceremony?—
And what art thou, thou idol ceremony?
What kind of God art thou, that suffer'st more
Of mortal griefs, than do thy worshippers?
5 note

What are thy rents? what are thy comings in?

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O ceremony, shew me but thy worth,
What is thy soul, O adoration?
Art thou aught else but place, degree, and form,
Creating awe and fear in other men?
Wherein thou art less happy, being fear'd,
Than they in fearing.
What drink'st thou oft, instead of homage sweet,
But poison'd flatt'ry? O be sick, great Greatness,
And bid thy ceremony give thee cure.
Think'st thou, the fiery fever will go out
With titles blown from adulation?
Will it give place to flexure and low bending?
Can'st thou, when thou command'st the beggar's knee,
Command the health of it? no, thou proud dream,
That play'st so subtly with a King's repose;
I am a King, that find thee; and I know,
'Tis not the balm, the scepter and the ball,
The sword, the mace, the crown imperial,
The enter-tissued robe of gold and pearl,
The 6 notefarsed title running 'fore the King,
The throne he sits on, nor the tide of pomp

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That beats upon the high shore of this world;
No, not all these thrice-gorgeous ceremonies,
Not all these, laid in bed majestical,
7 noteCan sleep so soundly as the wretched slave;
Who, with a body fill'd, and vacant mind,
Gets him to rest, cramm'd with distressful bread,
Never sees horrid night, the child of hell,
But, like a lacquey, from the rise to set,
Sweats in the eye of Phœbus; and all night
Sleeps in Elysium; next day, after dawn,
Doth rise, and help Hyperion to his horse;
And follows so the ever-running year
With profitable labour to his grave:
And, but for ceremony; such a wretch,
Winding up days with toil, and nights with sleep,
Hath the fore-hand and vantage of a King.
The slave, a member of the country's peace,
Enjoys it; but in gross brain little wots,
What watch the King keeps to maintain the peace;
Whose hours the peasant best advantages. SCENE VI. Enter Erpingham.

Erp.
My Lord, your Nobles, jealous of your absence,
Seek through your camp to find you.

K. Henry.
Good old Knight,
Collect them all together at my tent:
I'll be before thee.

Erp.
I shall do't, my Lord.
[Exit.

K. Henry.
O God of battles! steel my soldiers hearts;

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Possess them not with fear; 8 note








take from them now
The sense of reck'ning; lest th' opposed numbers
Pluck their hearts from them.—Not to day, O Lord,
O not to day, think not upon the fault
My father made in compassing the crown.
I Richard's body have interred new,
And on it have bestow'd more contrite tears,
Than from it issu'd forced drops of blood.
Five hundred Poor I have in yearly pay,
Who twice a-day their wither'd hands hold up
Tow'rd heaven to pardon blood; and I have built
Two chauntries, where the sad and solemn priests
Sing still for Richard's soul. More will I do;
Tho' all that I can do, is nothing worth,
9 note


Since that my penitence comes after all,
Imploring pardon.

-- 445 --

Enter Gloucester.

Glou.
My Liege.

K. Henry.
My brother Glo'ster's voice?
I know thy errand, I will go with thee,
The day, my friends, and all things stay for me.
[Exeunt. SCENE VII. Changes to the French Camp. Enter the Dauphin, Orleans, Rambures and Beaumont.

Orl.
The Sun doth gild our armour; up, my Lords.

Dau.

Montez Cheval: my horse, valet, lacquay: ha!

Orl.
O brave spirit!

Dau.
Via!—les eaux & la terre.—

Orl.
Rien puis! le air & feu.—

Dau.
Ciel! Cousin Orleans.—6Q0167 Enter Constable.
Now, my Lord Constable!

Con.
Hark, how our Steeds for present service neigh.

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Dau.
Mount them, and make incision in their hides,
That their hot blood may spin in English eyes,
And daunt them with superfluous courage: ha!

Ram.
What, will you have them weep our Horses' blood?
How shall we then behold their natural tears?
Enter a Messenger.

Mess.
The English are embattel'd, you French Peers.

Con.
To horse! you gallant Princes, strait to horse!
Do but behold yon poor and starved band,
And your fair shew shall suck away their souls;
Leaving them but the shales and husks of men.
There is not work enough for all our hands,
Scarce blood enough in all their sickly veins
To give each naked curtle-ax a stain;
That our French gallants shall to-day draw out,
And sheath for lack of sport. Let's but blow on them,
The vapour of our valour will o'erturn them.
'Tis positive 'gainst all exception, Lords,
That our superfluous lacqueys and our peasants,
Who in unnecessary action swarm
About our squares of battle, were enow
To purge this field of such a hilding foe;
Tho' we, upon this mountain's basis by,
Took stand for idle speculation;
But that our honours must not. What's to say?
A very little, little, let us do;
And all is done. Then let the trumpets sound
1 note

The tucket sonance, and the note to mount,
For our approach shall so much dare the field,
That England shall couch down in fear, and yield.

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Enter Grandpree.

Grand.
Why do you stay so long, my Lords of France?
Yon Island carrions, desp'rate of their bones,
Ill-favour'dly become the morning field:
Their ragged curtains poorly are let loose,
And our air shakes them passing scornfully.
Big Mars seems bankrupt in their beggar'd host,
And faintly through a rusty bever peeps.
The horsemen sit like fixed candlesticks,
With torch-staves in their hand; and their poor jades
Lob down their heads, dropping the hide and hips:
The gum down-roping from their pale dead eyes;
And in their pale dull mouths the gimmal bitt2 note
Lies foul with chew'd grass, still and motionless:
And3 note their executors, the knavish Crows,
Fly o'er them, all impatient for their hour.
Description cannot suit itself in words,
To demonstrate the life of such a battle,
In life so liveless as it shews itself.

Con.
They've said their prayers, and they stay for death.

Dau.
Shall we go send them dinners and fresh suits,
And give their fasting Horses provender,
And, after, fight with them?

Con.
4 noteI stay but for my guard: on, to the field;
I will the banner from a trumpet take,
And use it for my haste. Come, come, away!
The sun is high, and we out-wear the day.
[Exeunt.

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SCENE VIII. The English CAMP. Enter Gloucester, Bedford, Exeter, Erpingham, with all the Host; Salisbury and Westmorland.

Glou.
Where is the King?

Bed.
The King himself is rode to view their battle.

West.
Of fighting men they have full threescore thousand.

Exe.
There's five to one; besides, they all are fresh.

Sal.
God's arm strike with us, 'tis a fearful odds!
God be wi' you, Princes all; I'll to my charge.
If we no more meet till we meet in heav'n,
Then joyfully, my noble Lord of Bedford,
My dear Lord Glo'ster, and my good Lord Exeter,
And my kind kinsman, warriors all, adieu!

Bed.
Farewell, good Salisbury, and good luck go with thee!5 note




Exe. to Sal.
Farewel, kind Lord; fight valiantly to-day;
And yet I do thee wrong to mind thee of it,
For thou art fram'd of the firm truth of valour.
[Exit Sal.

Bed.
He is as full of valour, as of kindness;
Princely in both.
Enter King Henry.

West.
O, that we now had here
But one ten thousand of those men in England,
That do no work to-day!

-- 449 --

K. Henry.
What's he, that wishes so?
My cousin Westmorland? No, my fair cousin,
If we are mark'd to die, we are enow
To do our country loss; and if to live,
The fewer men, the greater share of honour.
God's will! I pray thee, wish not one man more.
* noteBy Jove, I am not covetous of gold,
Nor care I, who doth feed upon my cost,
It yerns me not, if men my garments wear,
Such outward things dwell not in my desires;
But if it be a sin to covet honour,
I am the most offending soul alive.
No, faith, my Lord, wish not a man from England:
God's peace! I would not lose so great an honour,
As one man more, methinks, would share from me,
For the best hopes I have. Don't wish one more;
Rather proclaim it (Westmorland) through my host,
That he, which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart; his pass-port shall be made,
And crowns for convoy put into his purse:
We would not die in that man's company,
That fears his fellowship to die with us.
This day is call'd the feast of Crispian:
He that out-lives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd,
And rouze him at the name of Crispian;
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say, to-morrow is Saint Crispian;
Then will he strip his sleeve, and shew his scars.
Old men forget; yet shall not all forget,
But they'll remember, † notewith advantages,
What feats they did that day. Then shall our names,

-- 450 --


Familiar in their mouth as houshold words,
Harry the King, Bedford, and Exeter,
Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Glo'ster,
Be in their flowing cups freshly remember'd.
This story shall the good man teach his son,
And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
6 noteFrom this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered,
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he, to-day that sheds his blood with me,
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall * notegentle his condition.
And gentlemen in England, now a-bed,
Shall think themselves accurs'd, they were not here;
And hold their manhoods cheap, while any speaks,
That fought with us upon St. Crispian's day.† note Enter Salisbury.

Sal.
My sov'reign Lord, bestow yourself with speed:
The French are 7 notebravely in their battles set,
And will with all expedience charge on us.

K. Henry.
All things are ready, if our minds be so.

West.
Perish the man, whose mind is backward now!

K. Henry.
Thou dost not wish more help from England, cousin?

West.
God's will, my Liege. 'Would you and I alone
Without more help could fight this royal battle!

-- 451 --

K. Henry.
Why, now thou hast unwish'd five thousand men,8 note
Which likes me better than to wish us one.
—You know your places. God be with you all!
SCENE IX. A Tucket sounds. Enter Mountjoy.

Mount.
Once more I come to know of thee, King Harry,
If for thy ransom thou wilt now compound,
Before thy most assured over-throw;
For, certainly, thou art so near the gulf,
Thou needs must be englutted. Thus, in mercy,
The Constable desires thee. Thou wilt mind
Thy followers of repentance, that their souls
May make a peaceful and a sweet retire
From off these fields, where, wretches, their poor bodies
Must lie and fester.

K. Henry.
Who hath sent thee now?

Mount.
The Constable of France.

K. Henry.
I pray thee, bear my former answer back.
Bid them atchieve me, and then sell my bones.
Good God! why should they mock poor fellows thus?
The man, that once did sell the lion's skin
While the beast liv'd, was kill'd with hunting him.
And many of our bodies shall, no doubt,
Find native graves; upon the which, I trust,
Shall witness live in brass of this day's work.
And those that leave their valiant bones in France,
Dying like men, tho' buried in your dunghills,
They shall be fam'd; for there the sun shall greet them,
And draw their honours reeking up to heav'n,

-- 452 --


Leaving their earthly parts to choak your clime,
The smell whereof shall breed a plague in France.
9 note


Mark then a bounding valour in our English:
That being dead, like to the bullet's grazing,
Breaks out into a second course of mischief,
1 note


Killing in relapse of mortality.
Let me speak proudly; tell the Constable,
We are but 2 notewarriors for the working day:
Our gayness, and our gilt, are all be-smirch'd
With rainy marching in the painful field.
There's not a piece of feather in our host,
Good argument, I hope, we will not fly,
And time hath worn us into slovenry.
But, by the mass, our hearts are in the trim:
And my poor soldiers tell me, yet ere night
They'll be in fresher robes; or they will pluck
The gay new coats o'er the French soldiers' heads;
And turn them out of service. If they do,
As, if God please, they shall, my ransom then
Will soon be levy'd. Herald, save thy labour,
Come thou no more, for ransom, gentle herald;
They shall have none, I swear, but these my joints:

-- 453 --


Which if they have, as I will leave 'em them
Shall yield them little. Tell the Constable.

Mount.
I shall, King Harry, and so fare thee well.
Thou never shall hear herald any more.
[Exit.

K. Henry.
I fear, thou'lt once more come again for Ransom.
Enter York.

York.
My Lord, most humbly on my knee I beg
The leading of the vaward.

K. Henry.
Take it, brave York; now, soldiers, march away.
And how thou pleasest, God, dispose the day!
[Exeunt. SCENE X. The Field of Battle. Alarm, Excursions. Enter Pistol, French soldier, and boy.

Pist.

Yield, cur.

Fr. Sol.

Je pense, que vous estes le gentilhomme de bonne qualité.

Pist.

Quality, calmy, custure me, art thou a gentleman?3 note


what is thy name? discuss.

Fr. Sol.

O Seigneur Dieu!

Pist.
O, Signieur Dewe should be a gentleman.
Perpend my words, O Signieur Dewe, and mark;
O Signieur Dewe, 4 note


thou diest on point of fox,

-- 454 --


Except, O Signieur, thou do give to me
Egregious ransom.

Fr. Sol.
O, prennez misericorde, ayez pitié de moy.

Pist.
Moy shall not serve, I will have forty moys;
5 note


For I will fetch thy rym out at thy throat,
In drops of crimson blood.

Fr. Sol.
Est-il impossible d' eschapper la force de ton bras?

Pist.
Brass, cur?6Q0170
Thou damned and luxurious mountain Goat,
Offer'st me brass?

Fr. Sol.
O pardonnez moy.

Pist.
Say'st thou me so? is that a ton of 6 notemoys?
Come hither, Boy; ask me this slave in French,
What is his name?

Boy.
Escoutez, comment estes vous appellé?

Fr. Sol.

Monsieur le Fer.

Boy.

He says, his name is Mr. Fer.

Pist.

Mr. Fer! I'll fer him, and ferk him, and ferret him: discuss the same in French unto him.

Boy.

I do not know the French for fer, and ferret, and ferk.

Pist.

Bid him prepare, for I will cut his throat.

Fr. Sol.

Que dit-il, Monsieur?

Boy.

Il me commande de vous dire que vous vous teniez prest; car ce soldat icy est disposé tout à cette heure de couper vostre gorge.

Pist.
Owy, cuppelle gorge, parmafoy, pesant,
Unless thou give me crowns, brave crowns,
Or mangled shalt thou be by this my sword.

Fr. Sol.

O, je vous supplie pour l'amour de Dieu, me pardonner, je suis gentilhomme de bonne maison, gardez ma vie, & je vous donneray deux cents escus.

-- 455 --

Pist.

What are his words?

Boy.

He prays you to save his life, he is a gentleman of a good house, and for his ransom he will give you two hundred crowns.

Pist.
Tell him, my fury shall abate, and I
The crowns will take.

Fr. Sol.

Petit Monsieur, que dit-il?

Boy.

Encore qu'il est contre son jurement, de pardonner aucun prisonnier, neantmoins pour les escus que vous l'avez promettes, il est content de vous donner la liberté, le franchisement.

Fr. Sol.

Sur mes genoux je vous donne mille remerciemens, & je m' estime heureux que je suis tombé entre les mains d'un Chevalier, je pense, le plus brave, valiant, & tres estimé Signeur d' Angleterre.

Pist.

Expound unto me, boy.

Boy.

He gives you upon his knees a thousand thanks, and esteems himself happy that he hath fall'n into the hands of one, as he thinks, the most brave, valorous, and thrice-worthy Signieur of England.

Pist.
As I suck blood, I will some mercy shew.
Follow me, cur.

Boy.

Suivez le grand capitain.

[Ex. Pist. and Fr. Sol.

I did never know so full a voice issue from so empty a heart; but the saying is true, The empty vessel makes the greatest sound. Bardolph and Nim had ten times more valour than this roaring devil i'th' old play;7 note every one may pare his nails with a wooden dagger: yet they are both hang'd; and so would this be, if he durst steal any thing advent'rously. I must stay with the lacqueys, with the luggage of our camp; the French might have a good prey of us, if he knew of it; for there is none to guard it but boys.

[Exit.

-- 456 --

SCENE XI. Another part of the Field of Battle. Enter Constable, Orleans, Bourbon, Dauphin, and Rambures.

Con.
O Diable!

Orl.
O Signeur! le jour est perdu, tout est perdu.

Dau.
Mort de ma vie! all is confounded, all!
Reproach and everlasting shame
Sits mocking in our plumes. [A short alarm.
O meschante fortune!—do not run away.

Con.
Why, all our ranks are broke.

Dau.
O perdurable shame! let's stab ourselves.
Be these the wretches, that we play'd at dice for?

Orl.
Is this the King we sent to for his ransom?

Bour.
Shame, and eternal shame, nothing but shame!
8 note


Let us die, instant.—Once more back again;
The man, that will not follow Bourbon now,
Let him go hence, and with his cap in hand
Like a base pander hold the chamber-door,
Whilst by a slave, no gentler than a dog,
His fairest daughter is contaminated.

Con.
Disorder, that hath spoil'd us, friend us now!
Let us on heaps go offer up our lives.

Orl.
We are enow, yet living in the field,
To smother up the English in our throngs;
If any order might be thought upon.

Bour.
The devil take order now! I'll to the throng;
Let life be short, else shame will be too long.
[Exeunt.

-- 457 --

SCENE XII. Alarm. Enter the King and his train, with prisoners.

K. Henry.
Well have we done, thrice valiant countrymen.
But all's not done; the French yet keep the field.

Exe.
The Duke of York commends him to your Majesty.

K. Henry.
Lives he, good uncle? thrice within this hour
I saw him down, thrice up again, and fighting,
From helmet to the spur all bleeding o'er.

Exe.
In which array, brave soldier, doth he lie,
Larding the plain; and by his bloody side,
Yoak-fellow to his honour-owing wounds,
The noble Earl of Suffolk also lies.
Suffolk first dy'd, and York, all haggled over,
Comes to him where in gore he lay insteep'd,
And takes him by the beard; kisses the gashes,
That bloodily did yawn upon his face,
And cries aloud, “tarry, my cousin Suffolk,
“My soul shall thine keep company to heav'n:
“Tarry, sweet soul, for mine, then fly a-breast:
“As in this glorious and well-foughten field
“We kept together in our chivalry.”
Upon these words I came, and cheer'd him up;
He smil'd me in the face, gave me his hand,
And, with a feeble gripe, says, “dear my Lord,
“Commend my service to my Sovereign.”
So did he turn, and over Suffolk's neck
He threw his wounded arm, and kist his lips,
And so espous'd to death, with blood he seal'd
A testament of noble-ending love.
The pretty and sweet manner of it forc'd
Those waters from me, which I would have stop'd;
But I had not so much of man in me,
But all my mother came into mine eyes,
And gave me up to tears.

-- 458 --

K. Henry.
I blame you not;
9 note
For, hearing this, I must perforce compound
With mistful eyes, or they will issue too. [Alarm.
But, hark, what new alarum is this same?
The French have re-inforc'd their scatter'd men:
Then every soldier kill his prisoners.
Give the word through.
[Exeunt. 1 noteSCENE XIII.

Alarms continued; after which, Enter Fluellen and Gower.

Flu.

2 note



Kill the poyes and the luggage! 'tis expresly against the law of arms; 'tis as arrant a piece of

-- 459 --

Knavery, mark you now, as can be desir'd in your conscience now, is it not?

Gow.

'Tis certain, there's not a boy left alive; and the cowardly rascals, that ran away from the battle, have done this slaughter. Besides, they have burn'd or carried away all that was in the King's tent; wherefore the King most worthily has caus'd ev'ry soldier to cut his prisoner's throat. O 'tis a gallant King!

Flu.

I, he was porn at Monmouth, captain Gower; what call you the town's name, where Alexander the pig, was born?

Gow.

Alexander the great.

Flu.

Why, I pray you, is not pig, great? the pig, or the great, or the mighty, or the huge, or the magnanimous, are all one reckonings, save the phrase is a little variations.

Gow.

I think, Alexander the great was born in Macedon; his father was called Philip of Macedon, as I take it.

Flu.

I think, it is in Macedon where Alexander is porn: I tell you, captain, if you look in the maps of the orld, I warrant, that you sall find, in the comparisons

-- 460 --

between Macedon and Monmouth, that the situations, look you, is both alike. There is a river in Macedon, there is also moreover a river at Monmouth; it is call'd Wye at Monmouth, but it is out of my prains, what is the name of the other river; but it is all one, 'tis as like as my fingers to my fingers, and there is Salmons in both. If you mark Alexander's life well, Harry of Monmouth's life is come after it indifferent well; for there is figures in all things. Alexander, God knows and you know, in his rages, and his furies, and his wraths, and his cholers, and his moods, and his displeasures, and his indignations, and also being a little intoxicates in his prains, did in his ales and his angers, look you, kill his best friend Clytus.

Gow.

Our King is not like him in that, he never kill'd any of his friends.

Flu.

It is not well done, mark you now, to take the tales out of my mouth, ere it is made and finish'd. I speak but in figures, and comparisons of it. As Alexander kill'd his friend Clytus, being in his ales and his cups; so also Harry Monmouth, being in his right wits and his good judgments, turn'd away * notethe fat Knight with the great belly-doublet. He was full of jests and gypes, and knaveries, and mocks; I have forgot his name.

Gow.

Sir John Falstaff.

Flu.

That is he. I tell you, there is good men porn at Monmouth.

Gow.

Here comes his Majesty.

SCENE XIV. Alarm. Enter King Henry, with Bourbon and other prisoners; Lords and Attendants. Flourish.

K. Henry.
I was not angry since I came to France,
Until this instant. Take a trumpet, herald,

-- 461 --


Ride thou unto the horsemen on yon hill.
If they will fight with us, bid them come down,
Or void the field, they do offend our sight;
If they'll do neither, we will come to them;
And make them sker away, as swift as stones
Enforced from the old Assyrian slings:
* noteBesides, we'll cut the throats of those we have;
And not a man of them, that we shall take,
Shall taste our mercy. Go, and tell them so. Enter Mountjoy.

Exe.
Here comes the herald of the French, my Liege.

Glou.
His eyes are humbler than they us'd to be.

K. Henry.
How now, what means their herald?
Know'st thou not,
That I have fin'd these bones of mine for ransom?
Com'st thou again for ransom?

Mount.
No, great King:
I come to thee for charitable licence
That we may wander o'er this bloody field,
To book our dead, and then to bury them;
To sort our nobles from our common men;
For many of our Princes, woe, the while!
Lie drown'd, and soak'd in mercenary blood;
So do our vulgar drench their peasant limbs
In blood of Princes, while their wounded steeds
Fret fet-lock deep in gore, and with wild rage
Yerk out their armed heels at their dead masters,

-- 462 --


Killing them twice. O, give us leave, great King,
To view the field in safety, and dispose
Of their dead bodies.

K. Henry.
I tell thee truly, herald,
I know not, if the day be ours or no;
For yet a many of your horsemen peer,
And gallop o'er the field.

Mount.
The day is yours.

K. Henry.
Praised be God, and not our strength, for it!
What is this castle call'd, that stands hard by?

Mount.
They call it Agincourt.

K. Henry.
Then call we this the field of Agincourt,
Fought on the day of Crispin Crispianus.

Flu.

Your grandfather of famous memory, an't please your Majesty, and your great uncle Edward the plack Prince of Wales, as I have read in the chronicles, fought a most prave pattle here in France.

K. Henry.

They did, Fluellen.

Flu.

Your Majesty says very true. If your Majesties is remember'd of it, the Welshmen did good service in a garden where Leeks did grow, wearing Leeks in their Monmouth caps, which your Majesty knows to this hour is an honourable padge of the service; and I do believe your Majesty takes no scorn to wear the Leek upon St. Tavee's day.

K. Henry.
I wear it for a memorable honour:
For I am Welsh, you know, good countryman.

Flu.

All the water in Wye cannot wash your Majesty's Welsh plood out of your pody, I can tell you that; God pless and preserve it, as long as it pleases his grace and his majesty too.

K. Henry.

Thanks, good my countryman.

Flu.

By Jeshu, I am your Majesty's countryman, I care not who know it; I will confess it to all the orld; I need not be ashamed of your Majesty, praised be God, so long as your Majesty is an honest man.

K. Henry.
God keep me so!

-- 463 --

Enter Williams.
Our heralds go with him. [Exeunt Heralds, with Mountjoy.
Bring me just notice of the numbers dead
On both our parts.—Call yonder fellow hither. SCENE XV.

Exe.

Soldier, you must come to the King.

K. Henry.

Soldier, why wear'st thou that glove in thy cap?

Will.

An't please your Majesty, 'tis the gage of one that I should fight withal, if he be alive.

K. Henry.

An Englishman?

Will.

An't please your Majesty, a rascal that swagger'd with me last night; who, if alive, and if ever he dare to challenge this glove, I have sworn to take him a box o'th' ear; or if I can see my glove in his cap, which he swore as he was a soldier he would wear, if alive, I will strike it out soundly.

K. Henry.

What think you, captain Fluellen, is it fit this soldier keep his oath?

Flu.

He is a craven and a villain else, an't please your Majesty, in my conscience.

K. Henry.

It may be, his enemy is a gentleman of * note
great sort, † notequite from the answer of his degree.

Flu.

Though he be as good a gentleman as the devil is, as Lucifer and Belzebub himself, it is necessary, look your Grace, that he keep his vow and his oath. If he be perjur'd, see you now, his reputation is as arrant a villain and a jacksawce, as ever his black shoe trod upon God's ground and his earth, in my conscience law.

K. Henry.

Then keep thy vow, sirrah, when thou meet'st the fellow.

Will.

So I will, my Liege, as I live.

-- 464 --

K. Henry.

Who serv'st thou under?

Will.

Under captain Gower, my Liege.

Flu.

Gower is a good captain, and is good knowledge and literature in the wars.

K. Henry.

Call him hither to me, soldier.

Will.

I will, my Liege.

[Exit.

K. Henry.

Here, Fluellen, wear thou this favour for me, and stick it in thy cap. When Alanson and myself were down together, I pluck'd this glove from his helm; if any man challenge this, he is a friend to Alanson and an enemy to our person; if thou encounter any such, apprehend him if thou dost love me.

Flu.

Your Grace does me as great honours as can be desir'd in the hearts of his subjects. I would fain see the man, that has but two legs, that shall find himself agriev'd at this glove; that is all; but I would fain see it once, an please God of his grace that I might see.

K. Henry.

Know'st thou Gower?

Flu.

He is my dear friend, an please you.

K. Henry.

Pray thee, go seek him, and bring him to my tent.

Flu.

I will fetch him.

[Exit.

K. Henry.
My Lord of Warwick and my brother Glo'ster,
Follow Fluellen closely at the heels:
The glove, which I have given him for a favour,
May, haply, purchase him a box o'th' ear.
It is the soldier's; I by bargain should
Wear it myself. Follow, good cousin Warwick:
If that the soldier strike him, as, I judge
By his blunt bearing, he will keep his word;
Some sudden mischief may arise of it:
For I do know Fluellen valiant,
And, touch'd with choler, hot as gun-powder;
And quickly he'll return an injury.
Follow; and see, there be no harm between them.
Come you with us, uncle of Exeter.
[Exeunt.

-- 465 --

SCENE XVI. Before King Henry's Pavilion. Enter Gower and Williams.

Will.
I warrant, it is to knight you, captain.
Enter Fluellen.

Flu.

God's will and his pleasure.—Captain, I beseech you now come apace to the King; there is more good toward you, peradventure, than is in your knowledge to dream of.

Will.

Sir, Know you this glove?

Flu.

Know the glove? I know, the glove is a glove.

Will.

I know this, and thus I challenge it.

[Strikes him.

Flu.

'Sblud, an arrant traitor as any's in the universal orld, in France or in England.

Gower.

How now, Sir? you villain!

Will.

Do you think I'll be forsworn?

Flu.

Stand away, captain Gower, I will give treason his payment into plows6Q0172, I warrant you.

Will.

I am no traitor.

Flu.

That's a lye in thy throat. I charge you in his Majesty's name apprehend him, he's a friend of the Duke of Alanson's.

Enter Warwick and Gloucester.

War.

How now, how now, what's the matter?

Flu.

My Lord of Warwick, here is, praised be God for it, a most contagious treason come to light, look you, as you shall desire in a summer's day. Here is his Majesty.

-- 466 --

Enter King Henry, and Exeter.

K. Henry.

How now, what's the matter?

Flu.

My Liege, here is a villain and a traitor, that, look your Grace, has struck the glove, which your Majesty is take out of the helmet of Alanson.

Will.

My Liege, this was my glove, here is the fellow of it, and he, that I gave it to in change, promis'd to wear it in his cap; I promis'd to strike him, if he did; I met this man with my glove in his cap, and I have been as good as my word.

Flu.

Your Majesty hear now, saving your Majesty's manhood, what an arrant, rascally, beggarly, lowsy, knave it is. I hope, your Majesty is pear me testimonies, and witnesses, and avouchments, that this is the glove of Alanson that your Majesty is give me, in your conscience now.

K. Henry.

* noteGive me thy glove, soldier; look, here is the fellow of it. 'Twas me, indeed, thou promised'st to strike, and thou hast given me most bitter terms.

Flu.

An please your Majesty, let his neck answer for it, if there is any martial law in the orld.

K. Henry.

How canst thou make me satisfaction?

Will.

All Offences, my Lord, come from the heart; never came any from mine, that might offend your Majesty.

K. Henry.

It was ourself thou didst abuse.

Will.

Your Majesty came not like yourself; you appear'd to me, but as a common man; witness the night, your garments, your lowliness; and what your Highness suffer'd under that shape, I beseech you, take it for your fault and not mine; for had you been as I took you for, I made no offence; therefore, I beseech your Highness, pardon me.

-- 467 --

K. Henry.
Here, uncle Exeter, fill this glove with crowns,
And give it to this fellow. Keep it, fellow;
And wear it for an honour in thy cap,
Till I do challenge it. Give him the Crowns.
And, captain, you must needs be friends with him.

Flu.

By this day and this light, the fellow has mettle enough in his pelly. Hold, there is twelve pence for you; and I pray you to serve God, and keep you out of prawls and prabbles, and quarrels and dissentions, and, I warrant you, it is the better for you.

Will.

I will none of your money.

Flu.

It is with a good will; I can tell you, it will serve you to mend your shoes. Come, wherefore should you be so pashful; your shoes are not so good. 'Tis a good silling, I warrant you, or I will change it.

SCENE XVII. Enter Herald.

K. Henry.
Now, Herald, are the dead number'd?

Her.
Here is the number of the slaughter'd French.

K. Henry.
What prisoners of good sort are taken, uncle?

Exe.
3 noteCharles Duke of Orleans, nephew to the King;
John Duke of Bourbon, and Lord Bouchiqualt:
Of other Lords, and Barons, Knights, and 'Squires,
Full fifteen hundred, besides common men.

K. Henry.
This note doth tell me of ten thousand French
Slain in the field; of Princes in this number,
And nobles bearing banners, there lie dead
One hundred twenty-six; added to these,
Of Knights, Esquires, and gallant Gentlemen,
Eight thousand and four hundred; of the which,
Five hundred were but yesterday dubb'd Knights;

-- 468 --


So that in these ten thousand they have lost,
There are but sixteen hundred4 note mercenaries:
The rest are Princes, Barons, Lords, Knights, 'Squires,
And gentlemen of blood and quality.
The names of those their nobles, that lie dead,
Charles Delabreth, high constable of France:
Jaques Chatilion, admiral of France;
The master of the cross-bows, Lord Rambures;
Great master of France, the brave Sir Guichard Dauphin;
John Duke of Alanson, Anthony Duke of Brabant
The brother to the Duke of Burgundy,
And Edward Duke of Bar: Of lusty Earls,
Grandpree and Roussie, Faulconbridge and Foyes,
Beaumont and Marle, Vaudemont and Lestrale.
Here was a royal fellowship of death!
Where is the number of our English dead?

Exe.
Edward the Duke of York, the Earl of Suffolk,
Sir Richard Ketley, Davy Gam Esquire;
None else of name; and of all other men,
But five and twenty.

K. Henry.
O God, thy arm was here!
And not to us, but to thy arm alone,
Ascribe we all. When, without stratagem,
But in plain shock and even play of battle,
Was ever known so great, and little loss,
On one part, and on th' other?—Take it, God,
For it is only thine.

Ex.
'Tis wonderful!

K. Henry.
Come, go we in procession to the village:
And be it death proclaimed through our host,
To boast of this, or take that praise from God,
Which is his only.

-- 469 --

Flu.

Is it not lawful, an please your Majesty, to tell how many is kill'd?

K. Henry.
Yes, captain; but with this acknowledgment,
That God fought for us.

Flu.
Yes, my conscience, he did us great good.

K. Henry.
Do we all holy rites;5 note
Let there be sung Non nobis, and Te Deum:
The dead with charity enclos'd in clay;
And then to Calais; and to England then;
Where ne'er from France arriv'd more happy men.
[Exeunt. ACT V. SCENE I. Enter Chorus.

Chorus.
Vouchsafe, to those that have not read the story,
That I may prompt them; and to such as have,
I humbly pray them to admit th' excuse
Of time, of numbers, and due course of things,
Which cannot in their huge and proper life
Be here presented. Now we bear the King
Tow'rd Calais: grant him there; and there being seen,
Heave him away upon your winged thoughts
Athwart the sea. Behold, the English beach
Pales in the flood with men, with wives and boys,
Whose shouts and claps out-voice the deep-mouth'd sea;

-- 470 --


Which, like a mighty6 note whiffler 'fore the King,
Seems to prepare his way. So let him land,
And solemnly see him set on to London.
So swift a pace hath thought, that even now
You may imagine him upon Black-heath,
Where that his Lords desire him to have borne
His bruised helmet, and his bended sword,
Before him through the city; he forbids it;
Being free from vainness and self-glorious pride,
7 noteGiving full trophy, signal, and ostent,
Quite from himself to God. But now behold,
In the quick forge and working house of thought,
How London doth pour out her citizens;
The Mayor and all his brethren in best sort,
8 noteLike to the senators of antique Rome,
With the Plebeians swarming at their heels,
Go forth and fetch their conqu'ring Cæsar in.
As by a lower but by loving 9 note


likelihood,

-- 471 --


Were now the1 note General of our gracious Empress
(As in good time he may) from Ireland coming,
Bringing rebellion * notebroached on his sword;
How many would the peaceful city quit,
To welcome him? much more, and much more cause,
Did they this Harry. Now in London place him;
(As yet the lamentation of the French
Invites the King of England's Stay at home:
The Emperor's coming in behalf of France,
To order peace between them) and omit
All the occurrences, whatever chanc'd,
'Till Harry's back return again to France;
There must we bring him; and myself have play'd
The int'rim, by remembring you, 'tis past.
Then brook abridgment, and your eyes advance
After your thoughts, straight back again to France. SCENE II. The English Camp in France. note

Enter Fluellen and Gower.

Gower.

Nay, that's right.—But why wear you your Leek to day? St. David's day is past.

Flu.

There is occasions and causes why and wherefore in all things. I will tell you as a friend, captain Gower; the rascally, scauld, beggarly, lowsy, pragging knave, Pistol, which you and yourself and all the world know to be no petter than a fellow, look you now, of no merits; he is come to me and prings

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me pread and salt yesterday, look you, and bid me eat my Leek. It was in a place where I could breed no contentions with him; but I will be so pold as to wear it in my cap, 'till I see him once again; and then I will tell him a little piece of my desires.

Enter Pistol.

Gow.

Why, here he comes swelling like a Turkycock.

Flu.

'Tis no matter for his swelling, nor his Turkycocks. God plesse you, aunchient Pistol: you scurvy lowsy knave, God plesse you.

Pist.
Ha! art thou beldam? dost thou thirst, base Trojan,
2 noteTo have me fold up Parca's fatal web?
Hence!—I am qualmish at the smell of leek.

Flu.

I peseech you heartily, scurvy lowsy knave, at my desires, and my requests and my petitions, to eat, look you, this leek; because, look you, you do not love it, and your affections, and your appetites, and your digestions, does not agree with it, I would desire you to eat it.

Pist.
Not for Cadwallader and all his Goats.

Flu.
There is one Goat for you. [Strikes him.
Will you be so good, scauld knave, as eat it?

Pist.
Base Trojan, thou shalt die.

Flu.

You say very true, scauld knave, when God's will is. I desire you to live in the mean time and eat your victuals; come, there is sauce for it—[Strikes him.] You call'd me yesterday Mountain-Squire, but I will make you to day a * noteSquire of low degree. I pray you, fall to; if you can mock a leek, you can eat a leek.

Gow.

Enough, captain; you have † noteastonish'd him.

Flu.

I say, I will make him eat some part of my leek, or I will peat his pate four days. Pite, I pray

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you; it is good for your green wound and your ploody coxcomb.

Pist.

Must I bite?

Flu.

Yes, out of doubt, and out of questions too, and ambiguities.

Pist.

By this leek, I will most horribly revenge; I 3 note
eat and eat I swear—

Flu.

Eat, I pray you. Will you have some more sauce to your leek? there is not enough leek to swear by.

Pist.

Quiet thy cudgel; thou dost see, I eat.

Flu.

Much good do you, scauld knave, heartily. Nay, pray you throw none away, the skin is good for your proken coxcomb. When you take occasions to see leeks hereafter, I pray you, mock at 'em. That's all.

Pist.

Good.

Flu.

Ay, leeks is good. Hold you, there is a groat to heal your pate.

Pist.

Me a groat!

Flu.

Yes, verily, and in truth, you shall take it, or I have another leek in my pocket, which you shall eat.

Pist.

I take thy groat in earnest of revenge.

Flu.

If I owe you any thing, I will pay you in cudgels; you shall be a woodmonger, and buy nothing of me but cudgels; God pe wi'you, and keep you, and heal your pate.

[Exit.

Pist.

All hell shall stir for this.

Gow.

Go, go, you are a counterfeit cowardly knave. Will you mock at an ancient tradition, began upon an honourable respect, and worn as a memorable trophy of predeceas'd valour, and dare not avouch in your

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deeds any of your words? I have seen you gleeking and galling at this gentleman twice or thrice. You thought, because he could not speak English in the native garb, he could not therefore handle an English cudgel; you find 'tis otherwise; and henceforth let a Welsh-correction teach you a good English condition. Fare you well.

[Exit.

Pist.
Doth 4 notefortune play the huswife with me now?
* noteNews have I, that my Dol is dead i' th' spittle
Of malady of France,
And there my rendezvous is quite cut off;
Old I do wax, and from my weary limbs
Honour is cudgell'd. Well, bawd will I turn,
And something lean to cut-purse of quick hand,
To England will I steal, and there I'll steal;
And patches will I get unto these cudgell'd scars,
And swear, I got them in the Gallia Wars.5 note








[Exit.6 note

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SCENE III. The French Court, at Trois in Champaigne. Enter at one door King Henry, Exeter, Bedford, Warwick, and other Lords; at another, the French King, Queen Isabel, Princess Catharine, the Duke of Burgundy, and other French.

K. Henry.
Peace to this meeting, wherefore we are met.7 note


Unto our brother France, and to our sister,
Health and fair time of day; joy and good wishes,
To our most fair and princely cousin Catharine;
And as a branch and member of this royalty,
By whom this great assembly is contriv'd,
We do salute you, Duke of Burgundy.
And, Princes French, and Peers, health to you all.

Fr. King.
Right joyous are we to behold your face;
Most worthy brother England, fairly met!
So are you, Princes English, every one.

Q. Isa.
So happy be the issue, brother England,
Of this good day, and of this gracious meeting,
As we are now glad to behold your eyes,
Your eyes, which hitherto have borne in them
Against the French, that met them in their bent,
The fatal balls of murdering basilisks;
The venom of such looks we fairly hope
Have lost their quality, and that this day
Shall change all griefs, and quarrels into love.

K. Henry.
To cry Amen to that, thus we appear.

Q. Isa.
You English Princes all, I do salute you.

Burg.
My duty to you both on equal love
Great Kings of France, and England. That I've labour'd

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With all my wits, my pains, and strong endeavours,
To bring your most imperial Majesties
8 noteUnto this bar and royal interview,
Your Mightinesses on both parts can witness.
Since then my office hath so far prevail'd,
That, face to face and royal eye to eye,
You have congreeted, let it not disgrace me,
If I demand, before this royal view,
What rub or what impediment there is,
Why that the naked, poor, and mangled peace,
Dear nurse of arts, plenties and joyful births,
Should not in this best garden of the world,
Our fertile France, put up her lovely visage?
Alas! she hath from France too long been chas'd;
And all her husbandry doth lie on heaps,
Corrupting in its own fertility.
9 note

Her vine, the merry chearer of the heart,
Unpruned dies; her hedges even pleach'd,
Like * noteprisoners, wildly over-grown with hair,
Put forth disorder'd twigs: her fallow leas
The darnel, hemlock, and rank fumitory
Doth root upon; while that the coulter rusts,
That should deracinate such savag'ry:
The even mead, that erst brought sweetly forth
The freckled cowslip, burnet, and green clover,
Wanting the scythe, all uncorrected, rank,
Conceives by idleness; and nothing teems,
But hateful docks, rough thistles, kecksies, burs,
Losing both beauty and utility;

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And all our vineyards, fallows, meads, and hedges,
Defective in their nurtures, grow to wildness.
Even so our houses, and ourselves and children
Have lost, or do not learn for want of time,
The sciences, that should become our country;
But grow like savages, as soldiers will,
That nothing do but meditate on blood,
To swearing and stern looks, 1 note

diffus'd attire,
And every thing that seems unnatural.
Which to reduce into our 2 noteformer favour,
You are assembled; and my speech intreats,
That I may know the Let, why gentle peace
Should not expel these inconveniencies;
And bless us with her former qualities.

K. Henry.
If, Duke of Burgundy, you would the peace,
Whose want gives growth to th' imperfections
Which you have cited, you must buy that peace
With full accord to all our just demands,
Whose tenours and particular effects
You have, enschedul'd briefly, in your hands.

Burg.
The King hath heard them; to the which as yet
There is no answer made.

K. Henry.
Well, then the peace
Which you before so urg'd, lies in his answer.

Fr. King.
I have but with a cursorary eye
O'er-glanc'd the articles; pleaseth your Grace
T'appoint some of your council presently
To sit with us, once more with better heed

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To re-survey them; we will suddenly
3 note

Pass, or accept, and peremptory answer.

K. Henry.
Brother, we shall. Go, uncle Exeter,
And brother Clarence, and you, brother Glo'ster,
Warwick and Huntington, go with the King;
And take with you free pow'r to ratify,
Augment, or alter, as your wisdoms best
Shall see advantageable for our dignity,
Any thing in, or out of, our Demands;
And we'll consign thereto. Will you, fair sister,
Go with the Princes, or stay here with us?

Q. Isa.
Our gracious brother, I will go with them;
Haply, a woman's voice may do some good,
When Articles too nicely urg'd be stood on.

K. Henry.
Yet leave our cousin Catherine here with us.
She is our capital demand, compris'd
Within the fore-rank of our articles.

Q. Isa.
She hath good leave.
[Exeunt. SCENE IV. Manent King Henry, Catharine, and a Lady.

K. Henry.
Fair Catharine, most fair.
Will you vouchsafe to teach a soldier terms,
Such as will enter at a lady's ear,
And plead his love-suit to her gentle heart?

Cath.

Your Majesty shall mock at me, I cannot speak your England.

K. Henry.

O fair Catharine, if you will love me soundly with your French heart, I will be glad to hear you confess it brokenly with your English tongue. Do you like me, Kate?

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Cath.

Pardonnez moy, I cannot tell vhat is like me.

K. Henry.

An angel is like you, Kate, and you are like an Angel.

Cath.

Que dit-il, que je suis semblable à les Anges?

Lady.

Ouy, vrayment, (sauf vostre grace) ainsi dit il.

K. Henry.

I said so, dear Catharine, and I must not blush to affirm it.

Cath.

O bon Dieu! les langues des hommes sont pleines de tromperies.

K. Henry.

What says she, fair one? that tongues of men are full of deceits?

Lady.

Ouy, dat de tongues of de mans is be full of deceits: dat is de Princess.

K. Henry.

The Princess is the better English Woman. I'faith, Kate, my wooing is fit for thy understanding; I am glad thou canst speak no better English, for if thou couldst, thou wouldst find me such a plain King,4 note that thou wouldst think I had sold my farm to buy my Crown. I know no ways to mince it in love, but directly to say, I love you; then if you urge me further than to say, do you in faith? I wear out my suit. Give me your answer; i'faith, do; and so clap hands and a bargain. How say you, lady?

Cath.

Sauf vostre honneur, me understand well.

K. Henry.

Marry, if you would put me to verses, or to dance for your sake, Kate, why, you undid me;

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for the one I have neither words nor measure; and for the other I have no strength in measure, yet a reasonable measure in strength. If I could win a lady at leap-frog, or by vaulting into my saddle with my armour on my back; under the correction of bragging be it spoken, I should quickly leap into a wife. Or if I might buffet for my love, or bound my horse for her favours, I could lay on like a butcher, and sit like a jack-a-napes, never off. But, before God, Kate, I cannot look greenly, nor gasp out my eloquence, nor have I cunning in protestation; only downright oaths, which I never use 'till urg'd, and never break for urging. If thou canst love a fellow of this temper, Kate, whose face is not worth sun-burning; that never looks in his glass for love of any thing he sees there; let thine eye be thy cook. I speak plain soldier; if thou canst love me for this, take me; if not, to say to thee that I shall die, 'tis true; but for thy love, by the Lord, no; yet I love thee too. And while thou liv'st, Kate, take a fellow of plain and uncoined constancy,5 note

for he perforce must do thee right, because he hath not the gift to woo in other places; for these fellows of infinite tongue, that can rhyme themselves into ladies' favours, they do always reason themselves out again. What? a speaker is but a prater; a rhyme is but a ballad; a good leg will fall, a straight back will stoop, a black beard will turn white, a curl'd pate will grow bald, a fair face will wither, a full eye will wax hollow; but a good heart, Kate, is the sun and the moon; or rather the sun, and not the moon; for it shines bright and never changes, but keeps his course truly. If thou wouldst have such a one, take me;

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take a soldier; take a King. And what say'st thou then to my love? speak, my fair, and fairly, I pray thee.

Cath.

Is it possible dat I should love de enemy of France?

K. Henry.

No, it is not possible that you should love the enemy of France, Kate; but in loving me you should love the friend of France; for I love France so well, that I will not part with a village of it; I will have it all mine; and, Kate, when France is mine and I am yours, then yours is France, and you are mine.

Cath.

I cannot tell vhat is dat.

K. Henry.

No, Kate? I will tell thee in French, which, I am sure, will hang upon my tongue like a * notemarried wife about her husband's neck, hardly to be shook off, quand j' ay le possession de France, & quand vous aves le possession de moi (let me see, what then? St. Dennis be my speed!) donc vostre est France, & vous estes mienne. It is as easy for me, Kate, to conquer the kingdom, as to speak so much more French. I shall never move thee in French, unless it be to laugh at me.

Cath.

Sauf vostre honneur, le Francois que vous parlez, est meilleur que l' Anglois lequel je parle.

K. Henry.

No, faith, is't not, Kate; but thy speaking of my tongue and I thine, most truly falsly, must needs be granted to be much at one. But, Kate, dost thou understand thus much English? canst thou love me?

Cath.

I cannot tell.

K. Henry.

Can any of your neighbours tell, Kate? I'll ask them. Come, I know thou lovest me; and at night when you come into your closet, you'll question this gentlewoman about me; and I know, Kate, you will to her dispraise those parts in me, that you love with your heart; but, good Kate, mock me mercifully, the rather, gentle Princess, because I love thee cruelly. If ever thou beest mine, Kate, (as I have saving faith within me, tells me, thou shalt) I get thee

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with scambling, and thou must therefore needs prove a good soldier-breeder: shall not thou and I, between St. Dennis and St. George, compound a boy half French, half English, that shall go to Constantinople6 note and take the Turk by the beard? shall we not? what say'st thou, my fair Flower-de-luce?

Cath.

I do not know dat.

K. Henry.

No, 'tis hereafter to know, but now to promise. Do but now promise, Kate, you will endeavour for your French part of such a boy; and for my English moiety, take the word of a King and a bachelor. How answer you, La plus belle Catharine du monde, mon tres chere & divine deesse.

Cath.

Your Majestee ave fause Frenche enough to deceive de most sage damoisel dat is en France.

K. Henry.

Now, fy upon my false French; by mine honour, in true English I love thee, Kate; by which honour I dare not swear thou lov'st me, yet my blood begins to flatter me that thou dost, notwithstanding the poor and untempering effect of my visage.7 note Now beshrew my father's ambition, he was thinking of civil wars when he 'got me; therefore was I created with a stubborn outside, with an aspect of iron, that when I come to woo ladies I fright them; but in faith, Kate, the elder I wax, the better I shall appear. My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. Thou hast me, if thou hast me, at the worst; and thou shalt wear me, if thou wear me, better and better; and therefore tell me, most fair Catharine, will you have me? Put off your maiden blushes, avouch the thoughts of your heart with the looks of an Empress, take me by the hand and say, Harry of England, I am thine; which

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word thou shalt no sooner bless mine ear withal, but I will tell thee aloud, England is thine, Ireland is thine, France is thine, and Henry Plantagenet is thine; who, tho' I speak it before his face, if he be not fellow with the best King, thou shalt find the best King of good fellows. Come, your answer in broken musick; for thy voice is musick, and thy English broken: therefore Queen of all, Catharine, break thy mind to me in broken English, wilt thou have me?

Cath.

Dat is, as it shall please le roy mon pere.

K. Henry.

Nay, it will please him well, Kate; it shall please him, Kate.

Cath.

Den it shall also content me.

K. Henry.

Upon that I kiss your hand, and I call you my Queen.

Cath.

Laissez, mon seigneur, laissez, laissez: ma foy, je ne veux point que vous abbaissiez vostre grandeur, en baisant la main d'une vostre indigne serviteure; excusez moy, je vous supplie, mon tres puissant Seigneur.

K. Henry.

Then I will kiss your lips, Kate.

Cath.

Les dames & damoiselles pour estre baisées devant leur nopces, il n'est pas le coûtume de France.

K. Henry.

Madam my interpreter, what says she?

Lady.

Dat it is not be de fashion pour les ladies of France; I cannot tell, what is baiser en English.

K. Henry.

To kiss.

Lady.

Your Majesty entendre bettre que moy.

K. Henry.

Is it not a fashion for the maids in France to kiss before they are married, would she say?

Lady.

Ouy, vrayement.

K. Henry.

O Kate, nice customs curt'sy to great Kings. Dear Kate, you and I cannot be confin'd within the weak list of a country's fashion; we are the makers of manners, Kate; and the Liberty, that follows our places, stops the mouth of all find-faults, as I will do yours, for the upholding the nice fashion of your country in denying me a kiss. Therefore—patiently and yielding—[Kissing her] You have witchcraft in your

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lips, Kate; there is more eloquence in a touch of them, than in the tongues of the French Council; and they should sooner persuade Harry of England, than a general petition of monarchs. Here comes your father.

SCENE V. Enter the French King and Queen, with French and English Lords.

Burg.

God save your Majesty! My royal cousin, teach you our Princess English?

K. Henry.

I would have her learn, my fair cousin, how perfectly I love her, and that is good English.

Burg.

Is she apt?

K. Henry.

Our tongue is rough, and my condition is not smooth; so that having neither the voice nor the heart of flattery about me, I cannot so conjure up the spirit of love in her, that he will appear in his true likeness.

Burg.

Pardon the frankness of my mirth,8 note if I answer you for that. If you would conjure in her, you must make a circle; if conjure up love in her in his true likeness, he must appear naked and blind. Can you blame her then, being a maid yet ros'd over with the virgin crimson of modesty, if she deny the appearance of a naked blind boy, in her naked seeing self? it were my Lord, a hard condition for a maid to consign to.

K. Henry.

Yet they do wink and yield, as love is blind and enforces.

Burg.

They are then excus'd, my Lord, when they see not what they do.

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K. Henry.

Then, good my Lord, teach your cousin to consent to winking.

Burg.

I will wink on her to consent, my Lord, if you will teach her to know my meaning. Maids, well summer'd and warm kept, are like flies at Bartholemew-tide, blind, though they have their eyes: and then they will endure handling, which before would not abide looking on.

K. Henry.

* noteThis moral ties me over to time, and a hot summer; and so I shall catch the fly your cousin in the latter end, and she must be blind too.

Burg.

As love is, my Lord, before it loves.

K. Henry.

It is so; and you may some of you thank love for my blindness, who cannot see many a fair French city, for one fair French maid that stands in my way.

Fr. King.

Yes, my Lord, you see them perspectively; the cities turn'd into a maid; for they are all girdled with maiden walls, that war hath never enter'd.

K. Henry.

Shall Kate be my wife?

Fr. King.

So please you.

K. Henry.

I am content, so the maiden cities you talk of may wait on her; so the maid, that stood in the way for my wish, shall shew me the way to my will.

Fr. King.
We have consented to all terms of reason.

K. Henry.
Is't so, my Lords of England?

West.
The King hath granted every article:
His daughter first; and then in sequel all,
According to their firm proposed nature.

Exe.

Only he hath not yet subscribed this: Where your Majesty demands, That the King of France, having occasion to write for matter of grant, shall name your Highness in this form, and with this addition in French: 9 notenostre tres cher filz Henry Roy d' Angleterre,

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heretier de France: and thus in Latin; Præclarissimus filius noster Henricus Rex Angliæ & hæres Franciæ.

Fr. King.
Yet this I have not (brother) so deny'd,
But your request shall make me let it pass.

K. Henry.
I pray you then, in love and dear alliance,
Let that one article rank with the rest,
And thereupon give me your daughter.

Fr. King.
Take her, fair son, and from her blood raise up
Issue to me; that these contending Kingdoms,
England and France, whose very shores look pale
With envy of each other's happiness,
May cease their hatred; and this dear conjunction
Plant neighbourhood and christian-like accord
In their sweet breasts, that never war advance
His bleeding sword 'twixt England and fair France.

Lords.
Amen!

K. Henry.
Now welcome, Kate; and bear me witness all,
That here I kiss her as my Sovereign Queen.
[Flourish.

Q. Isa.
God, the best maker of all marriages,
Combine your hearts in one, your realms in one:
As man and wife, being two, are one in love,
So be there, 'twixt your kingdoms such a spousal,
That never may ill office, or fell jealousy,
Which troubles oft the bed of blessed marriage,
Thrust in between the paction of these kingdoms,1 note
To make divorce of their incorporate league;
That English may as French, French, Englishmen,
Receive each other. God speak this Amen!

All.
Amen!

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K. Henry.
Prepare we for our marriage; on which day,
My Lord of Burgundy, we'll take your oath
And all the Peers, for surety of our leagues.
Then shall I swear to Kate, and you to me,
And may our oaths well kept, and prosp'rous be! [Exeunt. Enter Chorus.
Thus far with rough, and all unable, pen
  Our blending author2 note


hath pursu'd the story;
In little room confining mighty men,
  Mangling by starts3 note the full course of their glory.
Small time, but, in that small, most greatly liv'd
  This Star of England; fortune made his sword,
By which the world's best garden he atchiev'd,
  And of it left his son imperial Lord.
Henry the Sixth, in infant bands crown'd King
  Of France and England, did this King succeed,
Whose state so many had i'th' managing,
  That they lost France, and made his England bleed:
Which oft our stage hath shown; and, for their sake,
In your fair minds let this acceptance take.46Q0174 note

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