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Macnamara Morgan [1762], The sheep-shearing: or, Florizel and Perdita. A Pastoral comedy Taken from Shakespear. The songs by Mr. Arne (Printed for J. Truman [etc.], London) [word count] [S33500].
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Scene 3 SCENE, The Country, Enter the King and Camillo habited like old yeomen.

King.

I am certain it cannot be far off, though we have lost our way.


AUTOLICUS sings without.
When daffodils begin to peere,
  With hey the doxy over the dale,
Why then comes in the sweet o' th' year;
  For the red blood reigns o'er the winter's pale.

King.
We'll ask this merry fellow,
What! hollo! master songster!
Enter AUTOLICUS.

Aut.

Want you me, my masters? I've got the rarest ballads—

King.

Which is the shortest way—

Aut.

The shortest way is to hear it out, and then judge for yourselves.


SINGS.
The lark that tirra lyra chaunts,
  With hey, with hey, the thrush and the jay,
Are summer songs for me and my aunts,
  As we lie tumbling in the hay.

King.

Why, fellow!—

Aut.

Fellow! fellow quoth-a! who made you and I fellows? Do you know who you speak to sir?

King.

No, truly.

Aut.

I thought so by your manners. I'd have you to know, sir, I have been at court, sir; and have seen the king, sir.

King.

I cry you mercy. I did not know you had been so great a man. And pray how do you like him?

Aut.

Why, hum! but so, so; so, so: And yet he's well enough too; but that he wants it here a little. He's not the wisest man in the world; but a damn'd merry fellow for all that, and an excellent companion.

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King.

Then you and he have been acquainted.

Aut.

As great as cup and can, sir. Lord, lord, I shall never forget the day that I and he—ha ha ha! 'Twou'd make you die with laughing to see the old woman souse the king with a pail of suds—ha ha ha! I never spent such a day—But I'll sing you a song the king made upon that very occasion.



The white sheet bleaching o'er the hedge,
  With hey the sweet birds! oh! how they sing!
Doth set my progging tooth an edge;
  For a pot of ale is a dish for a king.

King.

Did the king make this?

Aut.

I help'd him a little; for, as I said, he is some-what dull. He finish'd the three first lines, and was damnably set for a rhime for sing; when I takes up the pot, and slapping him on the back, hit off at once,



For a pot of ale's a dish for a king.

But to see how he look'd when he found I had drank it all off, ha ha ha! I shall never forget it, where I to live a thousand years: But we had t'other pot, and then composed t'other song upon this same wash-woman's fair daughter: You shall hear that too, hem, hem!


SINGS.
  The linen, by her fingers prest,
  Convey'd love's poison to my breast;
  My heart grew hot, I felt the hurt,
  I die, like Herc'les, by a shirt;
Cupid, to wound, took neither bow nor dart;
But with her smoothing-iron fir'd my heart.

Oh! the king's a rare poet with a little of my help— The king and I had a hot dispute about the fourth line:



‘I die, like Herc'les, by a shirt.’

He said it was a good comparizement for a king; but would not do for a pedlar: Whereof I look'd four, and ask'd, why so pray? Because, said he, few pedlar die worth a shirt. There he had me on the hip, and we both laugh'd so heartily, that I was obliged to drink off the rest of the beer, or I shou'd have burst. In troth, he's a good-humour'd

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man, and a pretty poet to my thinking, as poets go now-a-days. Come, you must buy it.

King.

Nay, since 'tis the king's poetry, 'tis fit all his good subjects shou'd buy it.

Aut.

I have no change, master.

King.

I want none, thou may'st keep it all. And now, I pray thee, without further words, which is the nearest way to the house of one Alcon, an aged yeoman of good repute, that lives somewhere hereabouts?

Aut.

Are you going to master Alcon's? I'm heartily glad of it; for I shall meet you there by and by. There's to be high doings; both a sheep-shearing and a wedding: And, if that will not make sport enough for one day, I wonder at it. We shall not lack for good chear, I warrant you. And I hope to sell a parcel of my wares.

King.

Dost thou believe it now, Camillo?

[Apart to Camillo.

Cam.

But pray who is to be married there?

Aut.

Why, young Mrs. Perdita, his daughter; the prettiest lass, master!—Ods-life! she'll make thy old gums water when thou see'st her. When you go there, put it about that we may all kiss the bride; I long dearly to have one smack at her sweet lips.

Cam.

And what is he that is design'd her husband?

Aut.

Why some give out he is a gentleman; but this world is so strangly given to lying, that I scarce believe a word in ten I hear to any body's advantage; but if he were I am sure he's nothing the better for that; for I never was acquainted with a gentleman, that is to say, to drink with him or so, that was not the saddest dog in nature: Your gentlemen are sad dogs, sad dogs, indeed! But this young man has too good a character for a gentleman: Alas! they say he has honour and honesty, and love and virtue, and all that trumpery stuff that you never meet with—in gentlemen now-a-days: But it is no matter, Alcon hath enough for her and him too, though he were as poor, and as extravagant, as any gentleman of them all.

King.

But Alcon, I suppose, knows, for certain, who and what he is to whom he gives his daughter.

Aut.

I know not that; 'tis none of my concern.

King.

Then pray direct us thither.

Aut.

Come here.—Look, you go along this foot-path, (for, if you tread in the grass, you'll have a quarter-staff over your pate) cross the stile at the end of the meadow, then wind along the river's side to where it tumbles and

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flounces down the rock, as white as sillabub; then, turning to the left, mount up the rising ground, leaving the wood a little to the right, till coming to a spacious lawn close nibbled by the sheep, as if 'twere shorn, straight on you may descry old Alcon's dwelling; though not a fine, the warmest hereabouts.—Some business calls me now another way; but in a hour I'll be with you there.


SINGS.
Jog on, jog on the foot-path way,
  And merrily bend the stile-a;
A merry heart goes all the day,
  Your sad one tires in a mile-a.

King.
Report, Camillo, sometimes speaks the truth.
To-day the maid is to be wed. To whom
Is yet uncertain; but I think there room
For just suspicion that it is my son.
If so, th' unhappy object of his love,
Thou beautiful, though perfect innocence,
Must fall a sacrifice to public good.
  Who dares, like Semele, to meet a Jove,
  Should justly perish by ambitious love.
[Exeunt.

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Macnamara Morgan [1762], The sheep-shearing: or, Florizel and Perdita. A Pastoral comedy Taken from Shakespear. The songs by Mr. Arne (Printed for J. Truman [etc.], London) [word count] [S33500].
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