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Coriolanus. Introductory matter
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Title page CORIOLANUS. A TRAGEDY, by SHAKESPEARE, AS PERFORMED AT THE THEATRE-ROYAL, DRURY-LANE, Regulated from the PROMPT-BOOK, With PERMISSION of the MANAGERS, By Mr. HOPKINS, Prompter. An INTRODUCTION, and NOTES Critical and Illustrative, ARE ADDED, BY THE AUTHORS of the DRAMATIC CENSOR. LONDON: Printed for JOHN BELL, near Exeter-Exchange, in the Strand; and C. ETHERINGTON, at York. MDCCLXXIII.

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INTRODUCTION.

CORIOLANUS. We must very much applaud Shakespeare for his frequent choice of historical subjects, and his strict adherence to those he selected; however we think here he got upon rather a barren spot; genius could not mount on free wing; for heroism, and that rather of a savage kind, without any additional concerns that might engage attention or touch the heart, is too limited an idea for five acts; wherefore we find that our author was under the tiresome necessity of employing near three acts of the five, in tedious repetitions of fulsome panegyrics on his hero—what the theme would allow he has struck out, and we readily allow Coriolanus, Menenius, and Volumnia to be well supported; but the piece, altogether, can never be much a public or private favourite.

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DRAMATIS PERSONÆ.

[Citizen 1], [Citizen 2], [Citizen 3], [Citizen 4], [Citizen 5], [Citizen 6], [Citizens], [Plebians], [Messenger], [Gentlewoman], [Conspirator 1], [Conspirator 2], [Conspirator 3], [Aedile], [Servant 1], [Servant 2], [Servant 3], [Lord 1], [Watch 1], [Lords]

Caius Martius Coriolanus, Mr. Mossop.
Titus Lartius, Mr. Simson.
Cominius, Mr. Davies.
Menenius Agrippa, Mr. Berry.
Sicinius Velutus, Mr. Bransby.
Junius Brutus, Mr. Burton.
Tullus Aufidius, Mr. Howard.
Lieutenant to Aufidius.
Young Martius, Mr. J. Simson.
Conspirators with Aufidius.
Volumnia, Mrs. Pritchard.
Virgilia, Mrs. Davies.
Valeria, Mrs. Bennet.
Roman and Volscian Senators, Ædiles, Lictors, Soldiers, Common People, Servants to Aufidius, and other Attendants.
The SCENE is partly in Rome, and partly in the Territory of the Volscians, and Antiates. The whole History exactly follow'd, and many of the principal speeches copy'd, from the Life of Coriolanus, in Plutarch.

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Main text ACT I. Scene SCENE, a street in Rome. Enter a company of mutinous citizens with staves, clubs, and other weapons.* note

1 Citizen.

Before we proceed any further, hear me speak.

All.

Speak, speak.

1 Cit.

You are all resolv'd rather to die, than to famish?

All.

Resolv'd, resolv'd.

1 Cit.

First, you know, Caius Martius is the chief enemy to the people.

All.

We know't.

1 Cit.

Let us kill him, and we'll have corn at our own price. Is't a verdict?

All.

No more talking on't, let't be done; away, away!

2 Cit.

One word, good citizens.

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1 Cit.

We are accounted poor citizens; the patricians good: what authority surfeits on, would relieve us: if they would yield us but the superfluity, while it were wholesome, we might guess they relieved us humanely: the leanness that afflicts us, is as an inventory to particularize their abundance.† note Let us revenge this with our pitchforks, ere we become rakes: for the gods know, I speak this in hunger, for bread, not in thirst, for revenge.

2 Cit.

Would you proceed especially against Caius Martius?

All.

Against him first: he's a very dog to the commonalty.

2 Cit.

Consider you what services he has done for his country?

1 Cit.

Very well: and could be content to give him good report for't, but that he pays himself with being proud.* note

All.

Nay, but speak not maliciously.

1 Cit.

I say unto you, what he hath done famously, he did it to that end; though soft-conscienc'd men can be content to say, it was for his country; he did it to please his mother, and partly to be proud; which he is, even to the altitude of his virtue.

2 Cit.

What he cannot help in his nature, you account a vice in him: you must in no way say he is covetous.

1 Cit.

If I must not, I need not be barren of accusations; he hath faults, with surplus, to tire in repetition.

[Shouts within.

What shouts are those? the other side o'th' city is risen; why stay we prating here? to th' capitol—

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All.

Come, come.

1 Cit.

Soft—who comes here?

Enter Menenius Agrippa.

2 Cit.

Worthy Menenius Agrippa; one that hath always lov'd the people.

1 Cit.

He's one honest enough; would all the rest were so!

Men.

What work's, my countrymen, in hand? where go you with your bats and clubs? the matter —speak, I pray you.

1 Cit.

Our business is not unknown to the senate; they have had inkling,* note this fortnight, what we intend to do, which now we'll shew 'em in deeds: they say, poor suitors have strong breaths; they shall know we have strong arms, too.

Men.

Why, masters, my good friends, mine honest neighbours, will you undo yourselves?

1 Cit.

We cannot, Sir, we are undone already.

Men.
I tell you, friends, most charitable care
Have the patricians of you: for your wants,
Your sufferings in this dearth, you may as well
Strike at the heaven with your staves, as lift them
Against the Roman state; whose course will on
The way it takes, cracking ten thousand curbs,
Of more strong links asunder, than can ever
Appear in your impediment. For the dearth,
The gods, not the patricians, make it; and
Your knees to them, not arms, must help. Alack,
You are transported by calamity,
Thither, where more attends you; and you slander
The helms o'th' state, who care for you, like fathers,
When you curse them, as enemies.† note

1 Cit.

Care for us?—true, indeed! they ne'er car'd for us, yet. Suffer us to famish, and their store-houses cramm'd with grain: make edicts for

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usury, to support usurers; repeal daily any wholesome act established against the rich, and provide more piercing statutes daily to chain up and restrain the poor. If the wars eat us not up, they will; and there's all the love they bear us.

Men.
Either you must
Confess yourselves wondrous malicious,
Or be accus'd of folly. I shall tell you
A pretty tale; it may be you have heard it;
But since it serves my purpose, I will venture
To stale't, a little more.

1 Cit.
Well,
We'll hear it, Sir; but yet you must not think
To fob off our disgraces with a tale;
But, an't please you, deliver.

Men.
There was a time when all the body's members‡ note
Rebell'd against the belly; thus accus'd it—
That only like a gulph it did remain
I'th' midst o'th' body, idle and unactive,
Still cupboarding the viand, never bearing
Like labour with the rest; where th' other instruments
Did see, and hear, devise, instruct, walk, feel,
And mutually participate, did minister
Unto the appetite, and affection common
Of the whole body. The belly answer'd—

1 Cit.
Well, Sir, what answer made the belly?

Men.
Sir, I shall tell you: with a kind of smile,
(For look you, I may make the belly smile,
As well as speak) it tauntingly reply'd,
To the discontented members, the mutinous parts,
That envied his receipt; even so most fitly,
As you malign our senators, for that
They are not such as you—

1 Cit.
Your belly's answer—what?
The kingly crowned head, the vigilant eye,

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The counsellor heart, the arm our soldier,
Our steed the leg, the tongue our trumpeter;
With other muniments* note and petty helps,
In this our fabrick, if that they—§ note

Men.
What then?—for me this fellow speaks.
What then? what then?

1 Cit.
Should by the cormorant belly be restrain'd,
Who is the sink o'th' body—

Men.
Well,—what then?

1 Cit.
The former agents, if they did complain,
What could the belly answer?

Men.
I will tell you,
If you'll bestow a small (of what you have little)
Patience, a while; you'll hear the belly's answer.

1 Cit.
Y'are long about it.

Men.
Note me this, good friend;
Your most grave belly was deliberate,
Not rash, like his accusers, and thus answer'd;
True is it, my incorporate friends, quoth he,
That I receive the general food, at first,
Which you do live upon; and fit it is,
Because I am the storehouse, and the shop
Of the whole body. But if you do remember,
I send it through the rivers of your blood,
Even to the court, the heart, to th' seat o'th' brain,
And through the cranks and offices of man,
The strongest nerves, and small inferior veins,
From me receive that natural competency,
Whereby they live. And though that all at once,
You, my good friends, (this says the belly) mark me—

2 Cit.
Ay, Sir; well, well.

Men.
Though all at once cannot
See what I do deliver out to each,
Yet I can make my audit up, that all

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From me do back receive the flow'r of all,
And leave me but the bran. What say you to't?

1 Cit.
It was an answer—how apply you this?

Men.
The senators of Rome are this good belly,
And you the mutinous members; for examine
Their counsels, and their cares; digest things rightly,
Touching the weal o'th' common, you shall find
No publick benefit which you receive,
But it proceeds, or comes, from them to you,
And no way from your selves. What do you think?* note
You, the great toe of this assembly?

1 Cit.
I the great toe! why the great toe?

Men.
For that being one o'th' lowest, basest, poorest,
Of this most wise rebellion, thou goest foremost:
Thou rascal, that art first from blows to run,
Lead'st first to win some vantage—
But make you ready your stiff bats and clubs,
Rome and her rats are at the point of battle:
The one side must have bane. Enter Caius Martius.† note
Hail, noble Martius!

Mar.
Thanks. What's the matter, you dissentious rogues.

2 Cit.
We have ever your good word.

Mar.
He that will give good words to thee, will flatter
noteBeneath abhorring. What would you have, ye curs,
That like not peace, nor war? The one affrights you,
The other makes you proud. He that trusts to you,
Where he should find you lions, finds you hares;

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Where foxes, geese. Hang ye—trust ye!
With every minute you do change a mind,
And call him noble, that was now your hate,
Him vile that was your garland. What's the matter,
That in the several places of the city,
You cry against the noble senate, who,
(Under the gods) keep you in awe, which else
Would feed on one another?—What's their seeking?

Men.
For corn at their own rates, whereof, they say,
The city is well stor'd.

Mar.
Hang 'em: they say!—
They'll sit by th' fire, and presume to know
What's done i'th' capitol; who's like to rise,
Making parties strong,
And feebling such as stand not in their liking,
Below their cobbled shoes. They say there's grain
Enough! would the nobility lay aside
Their pity, and let me use my sword, I'd make
A quarry of these quarter'd slaves,
As high as I could pitch my lance.

Men.
Nay, these
Are almost thoroughly persuaded: for
Although abundantly they lack discretion,
Yet are they passing cowardly. I beseech you,
What says the other troop?

Mar.
They are dissolv'd;
They said they were an hungry, sigh'd forth proverbs;
That hunger broke stone walls—that dogs must eat
With these shreds
They vented their complainings; which being answer'd,
And a petition granted them,
They threw their caps
As they would hang them on the horns o'th' moon,
Shouting their emulation.

Men.
What is granted?

Mar.
Five tribunes to defend their vulgar wisdoms,
Of their own choice. One of them's Junius Brutus,
Sicinius Velutus, and I know not—'s death!
The rabble should have first unroof'd the city,

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Ere so prevail'd with me: it will in time
Win upon power, and throw forth greater themes,
For insurrection's arguing.* note

Men.
This is strange.

Mar.
Go, get you home, you fragments!
Enter a Messenger.

Mes.
Where's Caius Martius?

Mar.
Here—what is the matter?

Mes.
The news is, Sir, the Volscians are in arms.

Mar.
I am glad on't, then we shall have means to vent
Our musty superfluity. See! our best elders—
Enter Sicinius Velutus, Junius Brutus, Cominius, Titus Lartius, with other senators.

Tit.
Martius, 'tis true that you have lately told us,
The Volscians are in arms.

Mar.
They have a leader,
Tullus Aufidius, that will put you to't.
I sin in envying his nobility:
And were I any thing but what I am,
I'd wish me only him.† note

Com.
You have fought together?

Mar.
Were half to half the world by th' ears, and he
Upon my party, I'd revolt, to make
Only my wars with him. He is a lion
That I am proud to hunt.

Tit.
Then, worthy Martius,
Attend upon Cominius to these wars.

Com.
It is your former promise.

Com.
Sir, it is;
And I am constant: Titus Lartius, thou

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Shalt see me once more strike at Tullus' face.
What, art thou stiff? stand'st out?

Lar.
No, Caius Martius;
I'll lean upon one crutch and fight with t'other,
Ere stay behind this business.

Men.
O true bred!

Com.
Your company to th'Capitol; where I know
Our greatest friends attend us.

Lar.
Lead you on;
Follow, Cominius! we must follow you,
Right worthy your priority.

Com.
Noble Lartius!

Men.
Hence to your homes—be gone.
[To the Citizens.

Mar.
Nay, let them follow;
The Volscians have much corn: take these rats thither,
To know their garners. Worshipful mutineers,
Your valour puts well forth; I pray you follow.
[Exeunt. Citizens steal away. Manent Sicinius and Brutus.

Sic.
Was ever man so proud as is this Martius?

Bru.
He has no equal.

Sic.
When we were chosen tribunes of the people—

Bru.
Mark'd you his lip and eyes?

Sic.
Nay, but his taunts.

Bru.
Being mov'd, he will not spare to gird* note the Gods—
The present war devour him! he is grown
Too proud of being so valiant.

Sic.
Such a nature,
Tickled with good success, disdains the shadow
Which he treads on at noon; but I do wonder
His insolence can brook to be commanded,
Under Cominius.

Bru.
Fame, at which he aims,
In which already he is well grac'd, cannot

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Better be held, nor more attain'd, than by
A place below the first; for what miscarries
Shall be the general's fault, tho' he perform
To the utmost of a man; and giddy censure
Will then cry out of Martius; oh, if he
Had borne the business—

Sic.
And if things go well,
Opinion, that so sticks on Martius, shall
Of his demerits rob Cominius.

Bru.
Come;
Half all Cominius' honours are to Martius,
Though Martius earn'd them not; and all his faults
To Martius shall be honours, though indeed
In aught he merit not.

Sic.
Let's hence, and hear
How the dispatch is made; and in what fashion,
More than his singularity, he goes
Upon this present action.

Bru.
Let's along* note.
[Exeunt. Scene noteSCENE Caius Martius's house in Rome. Enter Volumnia and Virgilia.

Vol.

I pray you, daughter, sing, or express yourself in a more comfortable sort: if my son were my husband, I would freelier rejoice in that absence, wherein he won honour, than in the embracement of his bed, where he would shew most love. When yet he was but tender-bodied, and my only son; when youth with comeliness plucked all gaze his way; when for a day of kings entreaties, a mother should not sell him an hour from her beholding, I, considering how honour would become such a person, that it was no better than picture-like to hang by th' wall, if renown made it not stir, was pleas'd to let him seek danger, where he was like to find

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fame: to a cruel war I sent him, from whence he return'd, his brows bound with oak. I tell thee, daughter, I sprang not more in joy, at first hearing he was a man-child, than now in first seeing he had proved himself a man* note.

Vir.

But had he died in the business, madam, how then?

Vol.

Then his good report should have been my son; I therein would have found issue. Hear me profess, sincerely: had I a dozen sons, each in my love alike, and none less dear than thine and my good Martius, I had rather eleven die nobly for their country, than one voluptuously surfeit out of action.

Enter a Gentlewoman.

Gent.

Madam, the lady Valeria is come to visit you.

Vir.
'Beseech you, give me leave to retire myself.

Vol.
Indeed thou shalt not:
Methinks I hither hear your husband's drum:
I see him pluck Aufidius down by th' hair:
As children from a bear, the Volsci shunning him:
Methinks I see him stamp, thus—and call, thus—
Come on, ye cowards, ye were got in fear,
Though you were born in Rome; his bloody brow
With his mail'd† note hand then wiping, forth he goes
Like to a harvest-man that's talk'd to mow
Or all, or lose his hire.

Vir.
His bloody brow! oh Jupiter, no blood.

Vol.
Away, you fool; it more becomes a man,
Than gilt his trophy. The breast of Hecuba,
When she did suckle Hector, look'd not lovelier,
Than Hector's forehead, when it spit forth blood,
At Grecian swords contending; tell Valeria
We are fit to bid her welcome.
[Exit Gent.

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Vir.
Heav'ns bless my lord from fell Aufidius!

Vol.
He'll beat Aufidius' head below his knee,
And tread upon his neck.
Enter Valeria, with a Gentlewoman.

Val.
My ladies both, good day to you!

Vol.
Sweet madam—

Vir.
I am glad to see your ladyship—

Val.
How do you both? you are manifest housekeepers.
How does your little son?

Vir.
I thank your ladyship: well, good madam.

Vol.

He had rather see the swords, and hear a drum, than look upon his schoolmaster.

Val.

O' my word, the father's son: I'll swear 'tis a very pretty boy. O' my troth, I look'd on him, o' Wednesday, half an hour together—h'as such a confirm'd countenance. I saw him run after a gilded butterfly, and when he caught it, he let it go again, and after it again; and over and over he comes, and up again, and caught it again; and whether his fall enraged him, or how 'twas, he did so set his teeth, and did tear it, oh, I warrant how he mammockt it* note.

Vol.

One o's father's moods.

Val.

Indeed la, 'tis a noble child.

Vir.

A crack, madam.

Val.

Come, lay aside your sadness; I must have you play the idle huswife with me, this afternoon.

Vir.

No, good madam, I will not out of doors.

Val.

Not out of doors!

Vol.

She shall, she shall.

Vir.

Indeed no, by your patience; I'll not over the threshold, 'till my lord return from the wars.

Val.
Fie, you confine yourself unreasonably:
Come, you must go visit the good lady that lies in.

Vir.

I will wish her speedy strength, and visit her with my prayers, but I cannot go thither.

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Vol.

Why, I pray you?

Vir.

'Tis not to save labour, nor that I want love.

Val.

You would be another Penelope; yet they say all the yarn she spun in Ulysses's absence, did but fill Ithaca full of moths. Come, come, you shall go with us.

Vir.

No, good madam, pardon me, indeed I will not forth.

Val.

In truth la, go with me, and I'll tell you excellent news of your husband.

Vir.

Oh, good madam, there can be none yet.

Val.

Verily I do not jest with you; there came news of him, last night.

Vir.

Indeed, madam—

Val.

In earnest it's true; I heard a senator speak it. Thus it is—the Volscians have an army forth, against whom Cominius the general is gone, with one part of our Roman poor. Your lord and Titus Lartius are set down before their city Corioli; they nothing doubt prevailing, and to make it brief wars. This is true, on my honour; and so, I pray, go with us.

Vir.

Give me excuse, good madam, I will obey you in every thing hereafter.

Vol.

Let her alone, lady; as she is now, she will but disease our better mirth.

Vol.

In troth, I think she would: fare you well, then. Come, good sweet lady. Pr'ythee, Virgilia, turn thy solemness out of door, and go along with us.

Vir.

No, at a word, madam; indeed I must not. I wish you much mirth.

Val.

Well, then, farewel* note.

End of the First ACT.

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ACT II. Scene SCENE a wood. Flourish. A retreat is sounded. Enter at one door Cominius, with the Romans: at another door Martius, with his arm in a scarf.

Cominius.
If I should tell thee o'er this thy day's work,
Thou'lt not believe thy deeds: but I'll report it,
Where senators shall mingle tears with smiles;
Where great patricians shall attend, and shrug;
I'th' end admire; hear more; where the dull tribunes,
That with the fusty plebeians, hate thine honours,
Shall say against their hearts, We thank the Gods,
Our Rome hath such a soldier.
Yet cam'st thou to a morsel of this feast,
Having fully din'd before.
Enter Titus Lartius.

Lar.
O general,
Here is the steed, we the caparison* note:
Hadst thou beheld—

Mar.
Pray now, no more: my mother,
Who has a charter to extol her blood,
When she does praise me, grieves me: I have done
As you have done, that's what I can, induc'd
As you have also been, that's for my country† note;

Com.
You shall not be
The grave of your deserving; Rome must know
The value of her own: 'twere a concealment,
Worse than a theft, no less than a traducement,
To hide your doings, and to silence that,
Which to the spire and top of praises vouch'd,
Would seem but modest: therefore, I beseech you,

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(In sign of what you are, not to reward
What you have done) before our army hear me.

Mar.
I have some wounds upon me, and they smart,
To hear themselves remembered.

Com.
Should they not,
Well might they fester 'gainst ingratitude,
And tent themselves with death: of all the horses,
Whereof we've ta'en good, and good store, of all
The treasure in the field atchiev'd, and city,
We render you the tenth, to be ta'en forth,
Before the common distribution,
At your own choice.

Mar.
I thank you, general* note:
But cannot make my heart consent to take
A bribe to pay my sword: I do refuse it. [A long flourish, and a shout.
May these same instruments, which you profane,
Never sound more! when drums and trumpets shall
I'th' field prove flatterers, let camps as cities
Be made of false-fac'd soothing. When steel grows
Soft as the parasite's silk, let hymns be made
An overture for th'wars!—[Shout and flourish.]—No more, I say;
For that I have not wash'd my nose that bled,
Or foil'd some feeble wretch, which without note
Here's many else have done; you shout me forth,
In acclamations hyperbolical,
As if I lov'd my little should be dieted,
In praises sauc'd with lies† note.

Com.
Too modest are you:
More cruel in your good report, than grateful
To us, that give you truly: therefore be it known,

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As to us, to all the world, that Caius Martius
Wears this war's garland:
For what he did before Corioli, call him,
With all th' applause and clamour of the host,
Caius Martius Coriolanus* note. Bear th' addition nobly, ever! [Flourish and shout.

Mar.
I will go wash:
And when my face is fair, you shall perceive
Whether I blush or no.

Com.
So, to our tent:
Where, ere we do repose us, we will write
To Rome of our success.

Mar.
The Gods begin to mock me: I that but now
Refus'd most princely gifts, am bound to beg
Of my lord-general.

Com.
Take't, 'tis yours: what is't?

Mar.
I sometime lay here in Corioli,
And at a poor man's house: he us'd me kindly.
He cry'd to me: I saw him prisoner:
But then Aufidius was within my view,
And wrath o'er-whelm'd my pity: I request you
To give my poor host freedom† note.

Com.
O well begg'd!
Were he the butcher of my son, he should
Be free as is the wind: deliver him, Titus.

Lar.
Martius, his name?

Mar.
By Jupiter, forgot:
I'm weary; yea, my memory is tir'd:
Have we no wine here?

Com.
Go we to our tent;
The blood upon your visage dries; 'tis time
It should be look'd to: come.
[A march. [Exeunt‡ note.

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Scene SCENE a street in Rome. Enter Menenius, with Sicinius and Brutus.

Men.

The Augur tells me we shall have news, tonight.

Bru.

Good or bad?

Men.

Not according to the prayer of the people, for they love not Martius.

Sic.

Nature teaches beasts to know their friends.

Men.

Pray you, whom does the wolf love?

Sic.

The lamb.

Men.

Ay, to devour him, as the hungry plebeians would the noble Martius. You two are old men, tell me one thing that I shall ask you.

Both.

Well, Sir.

Men.

In what enormity is Martius poor, that you two have not in abundance?

Bru.

He's poor in no one fault, but stor'd with all.

Sic.

Especially in pride.

Bru.

And topping all others in boast.

Men.

This is strange, now! do you two know how you are censur'd here in the city, I mean of us o'th' right-hand file, do you?

Bru.

Why—how are we censur'd?

Men.

Because you talk of pride now, will you not be angry?

Both.

Well, well, Sir, well.

Men.

Why, 'tis no great matter—give your dispositions the reins, and be angry at your pleasures— you blame Martius for being proud.

Bru.

We do it alone, Sir.

Men.

I know you can do very little alone, for your helps are many, or else your actions would grow wondrous single; your abilities are too infant-like, for doing much alone—oh that you would turn your eyes towards the napes of your necks, and make but an interior survey of your good selves! Oh that you could!

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Bru.

What then, Sir?

Men.

Why then you should discover a brace of as unmeriting, proud, violent, testy magistrates, alias fools, as any in Rome.

Sic.

Menenius, you are known well enough, too.

Men.

I am known to be a humorous patrician, and one that loves a cup of hot wine, with not a drop of allaying Tiber in't: one that converses more with the buttock of the night, than with the forehead of the morning. What I think, I utter, and spend my malice with my breath. I can't say your worships have deliver'd the matter well, when I find the ass in compound with the major part of your syllables; and tho' I must be content to bear with those that say you are reverend grave men, yet they lie deadly that tell you, you have good faces.

Bru.

Come, Sir, come, we know you, well enough.

Men.

You know neither me, yourselves, nor any thing; you are ambitious for poor knaves caps and legs: you wear out a good wholesome forenoon, in hearing a cause between an orange-wife and a fosset-seller, and then adjourn a controversy of three-pence, to a second day of audience. You are a pair of strange ones.

Bru.

Come, come, you are well understood to be a perfecter giber for the table, than a necessary bencher in the Capitol.

Men.

Our very priests must become mockers, if they shall encounter such ridiculous subjects, as you are; when you speak best unto the purpose, it is not worth the wagging of your beards, and your beards deserve not so honourable a grave as to stuff a botcher's cushion, or to be intomb'd in an ass's pack-saddle. Yet you must be saying, Martius is proud; who in a cheap estimation, is worth all your predecessors since Deucalion, though peradventure some of the best of them were hereditary hangmen. Good e'en to your worships; more of your conversation would infect my brain, being the herdsmen of

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the beastly plebeians. I will be bold to take my leave of you* note.

Scene SCENE. Enter Volumnia, Virgilius, and Valeria.

How now, my as fair as noble ladies, and the moon, were she earthly, no nobler, whither do you follow your eyes so fast?

Vol.

Honourable Menenius, my boy Martius approaches; for the love of Juno let's go.

Men.

Ha! Martius coming home!

Vol.

Ay, worthy Menenius, and with most prosperous approbation.

Men.

Take my cap, Jupiter, and I thank thee— hoo, Martius coming home!

Both.

Nay, 'tis true.

Vol.

Look, here's a letter from him, the State hath another, his wife another, and I think there's one at home for you.

Men.

I will make my very house reel, to-night: A letter for me!

Vir.

Yes, certainly, there is a letter for you, I saw't.

Men.

A letter for me! it gives me an estate of seven years health; in which time I will make a lip at the physician: the most sovereign prescription in Galen is but empiric, and, to this preservation, of no better report than a horse-drench. Is he not wounded? he was wont to come home wounded.

Vir.

Oh, no, no, no.

Vol.

Oh, he is wounded, I thank the Gods for't.

Men.

So do I too, if he be not too much; brings he a victory in his pockets, the wounds become him.

Vol.

On's brows, Menenius; he comes the third time home with the oaken garland.

Men.

Hath he disciplin'd Aufidius, soundly?

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Vol.

Titus Lartius writes they fought together; but Aufidius got off.

Men.

And 'twas time for him, too, I'll warrant him that; if he had staid by him, I would not have been so fidius'd, for all the chests in Corioli, and the gold that's in them. Is the senate possest of this?

Vol.

Good ladies, let's go. Yes, yes, yes: the senate has letters from the general, wherein he gives my son the whole name of the war: he hath in this action out-done his former deeds, doubly.

Vol.

In truth there's wondrous things spoke of him.

Men.

Wondrous! ay, I warrant you, and not without his true purchasing.

Vir.

The Gods grant them true!

Vol.

True? pow, waw.

Men.

True? I'll be sworn they are true. Where is he wounded? God save their good worships! Martius is coming home: he has more cause to be proud:—where is he wounded?

Val.

I'th' shoulder, and 'th' left arm; there will be large cicatrices* note to shew the people, when he shall stand for his place. He receiv'd, in the repulse of Tarquin, seven hurts i'th' body.

Men.

One i'th' neck, and one too i'th' thigh; there's nine, that I know.

Vol.

He had, before his last expedition, twenty-five wounds upon him.

Men.

Now 'tis twenty-seven: every gash was an enemy's grave. [A shout and flourish.] Hark, the trumpets.

Vol.
These are the ushers of Martius; before him
He carries noise, behind him he leaves tears:
Death, that dark spirit, in's nervy arm doth lie,
Which being advanc'd declines, and then men die
note

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The Triumph. Trumpets sound. Enter Cominius the general, and Titus Lartius; between them Coriolanus, crown'd with an oaken garland, with captains and soldiers, and a herald.

Com.
Welcome to Rome, renown'd Coriolanus!
[A flourish.

Cor.
No more of this, it does offend my heart;
Pray now no more.

Com.
Look, Sir, your mother.

Cor.
Oh!
You have, I know, petition'd all the Gods,
For my prosperity.
[Kneels.

Vol.
Nay, my soldier, up:
My gentle Martius, my worthy Caius,
By deed-atchieved honour newly nam'd,
What is it, Coriolanus, must I call thee!
But oh, thy wife—

Cor.
My gracious silence, hail!
Would'st thou have laugh'd, had I come coffin'd home,
That weep'st to see me triumph? ah, my dear,
Such eyes the widows in Corioli wear,
And mothers that lack sons.

Men.
Now the Gods crown thee!

Cor.
And live you, yet?
[To Val.

Vol.
I know not where to turn. O welcome home;
And welcome, general! y'are welcome all.

Men.
A hundred thousand welcomes: I could weep,
And I could laugh; I'm light and heavy; welcome!
A curse begin at very root on's heart,
That is not glad to see thee! You are three
That Rome should dote on: yet, by the faith of men,
We've some old crab-trees, here at home, that will not
Be grafted to your relish. Yet welcome, warriors!

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We call a nettle, but a nettle; and
The faults of fools, but folly.

Com.
Ever right.
Give way there, and go on.

Cor.
Your hand, and yours.
Ere in our own house I do shade my head,
The good patricians must be visited,
From whom I have receiv'd not only greetings,
But with them charge of honour.

Vol.
I have lived,
To see inherited my very wishes,
And buildings of my fancy; only one thing
Is wanting, which I doubt not but our Rome
Will cast upon thee.

Cor.
Know, good mother, I
Had rather be their servant, in my way,
Than sway with them, in theirs.

Com.
On, to the Capitol.
[A grand march. [Exeunt in state, as before. Scene SCENE a street. Enter Brutus and Sicinius.

* noteBru.
All tongues speak of him, and the bleared sights
Are spectacled to see him. Your pratling nurse
Into a rapture lets her baby cry,
While she chats him: stalls, bulks, windows,
Are smother'd up, leads fill'd, and ridges hors'd
With variable complexions; all agreeing
In earnestness to see him. Our veil'd dames
Commit the war of white and damask, in
Their nicely gawded cheeks, to th' wanton spoil
Of Phœbus' burning kisses; such a pother,
As if that whatsoever God who leads him,
Were slily crept into his human powers,
And gave him graceful posture.

Sic.
On the sudden,
I warrant him consul.

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Bru.
Then our office may,
During his power, go sleep.

Sic.
He cannot temp'rately transport his honours,
From where he should begin and end, but will
Lose those he'ath won.

Bru.
In that there's comfort.
I heard him swear,
Were he to stand for consul, never would he
Appear i'th' market-place, nor on him put
* noteThe napless vesture of humility,
Nor shewing, as the manner is, his wounds
To th' people, beg their stinking breaths.

Sic.
I wish no better,
Than have him hold that purpose, and to put it
In execution.

Bru.
'Tis most like he will.

Sic.
It shall be to him then, as our good wills;
A sure destruction.
Enter the Messenger.

Bru.
What's the matter?

Mes.
You're sent for to the Capitol: 'tis thought
That Martius shall be consul: I have seen
The dumb men throng to see him, and the blind
To hear him speak; the matrons flung their gloves,
Ladies and maids their scarfs and handkerchiefs,
Upon him as he pass'd; the nobles bended
As to Jove's statue, and the commons made
A shower and thunder with their caps and shouts:
I never saw the like.

Bru.
Let's to the Capitol,
And carry with us ears for th' time,
But hearts for the event.

Sic.
Have with you. [A flourish.]
[Exeunt.

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Scene SCENE the Senate-house. Enter the patricians, and the tribunes of the peoples Lictors before them; Coriolanus, Menenius, Cominius, the consul: Sicinius and Brutus take their places by themselves.

Men.
Having determin'd of the Volscians, it remains,
As the main point of this our after-meeting,
To gratify his noble service, that
Hath thus stood for his country. Therefore, please you,
Most reverend and grave elders, to desire
The present consul, and last general
In our well-found successes, to report
A little of that worthy work perform'd
By Caius Martius Coriolanus; whom
We meet here, both to thank, and to remember,
With honours like himself.

1 Sen.
Speak, good Cominius:
Leave nothing out for length, and make us think
Rather our state's defective for requital,
Than that we stretch it out. Masters o'th' people,
We do request your kindest ear, and after,
Your loving motion toward the common body,
To yield what passes here.

Sic.
We are convented
Upon a pleasing treaty, and have hearts
Inclinable to honour and advance
The theme of our assembly.

Bru.
Which the rather
We shall be blest to do, if he remember
A kinder value of the people, than
He hath hitherto priz'd them at.

Men.
That's off, that's off:
I would you rather had been silent: please you
To hear Cominius speak?

Bru.
Most willingly:

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But yet my caution was more pertinent,
Than the rebuke you give it.

Men.
He loves your people,
But tye him not to be their bedfellow.
Worthy Cominius, speak. [Coriolanus rises, and offers to go away.
Nay, keep your place.

1 Sen.
Sit, Coriolanus; never shame to hear
What you have nobly done.

Cor.
Your honour's pardon:
I had rather have my wounds to heal again,
Than hear say how I got them.

Bru.
Sir, I hope
My words dis-bench'd you not.

Cor.
No, Sir; yet oft,
When blows have made me stay, I fled from words.
You sooth not, therefore hurt not; but your people,
I love them as they weigh.

Men.
Pray now, sit down.

Cor.
I had rather have one scratch my head i'th' sun,
When the alarum were struck, than idly sit
To hear my nothings monster'd. [Exit Coriolanus.

Men.
Masters of the people,
Your multiplying spawn how can he flatter,
That's thousand to one good one, when you see
He had rather venture all his limbs for honour,
Than one of's ears to hear't? Proceed, Cominius.

Com.
I shall lack voice; the deeds of Coriolanus
Should not be utter'd feebly. It is held
That valour is the chiefest virtue, and
Most dignifies the haver: if it be,
The man I speak of cannot, in the world,
Be singly counter-pois'd. At sixteen years,
When Tarquin made a head for Rome, he fought:
Beyond the mark of others:
And in the brunt of seventeen battles, since,
* noteHe lurcht all swords o'th' garland. For this last,

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Before, and in Corioli, let me say
I cannot speak him home: he stopt the fliers,
And by his rare example made the coward
Turn terror into sport. As waves before
* noteA vessel under sail, so men obey'd,
And fell before his stern: his sword (death's stamp)
Where it did mark, it took from face to foot:
He was a thing of blood, whose very motion
Was tim'd with dying cries: alone he enter'd
The mortal gate o'th' city: aidless came off,
And with a sudden re-enforcement struck
Corioli, like a planet. Nor's this all;
For by and by the din of war 'gan pierce
His ready sense, where straight his doubled spirit
Requicken'd what in flesh was fatigate,
And to the battle came he; where he did
Run reeking o'er the lives of men, as if
'Twere a perpetual spoil; and till we call'd
Both field and city ours, he never stood
To ease his breast with panting† note.

Men.
Worthy man!

1 Sen.
He cannot but with measure fill the honours
Which we devise him.

Com.
All our spoils he kick'd at,
And look'd upon things precious, as they were
The common muck o'th' world: he covets less
Than misery itself would give, rewards
His deeds with doing them, and is content
To spend his time to end it.

Men.
He's right noble,
Let him be call'd for.

Sen.
Call Coriolanus.

Com.
He doth appear.

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Enter Coriolanus.

Men.
The Senate, Coriolanus, are well pleas'd
To make thee Consul.

Cor.
I do owe them still
My life, and services.

Men.
It then remains
That you do speak to th' people.

Cor.
I beseech you,
Let me o'er-leap that custom; for I cannot
Put on the gown, stand naked, and entreat them,
For my wounds sake, to give their suffrages:
Please you that I may over-pass this doing.

Sic.
Sir, but the people too must have their voices,
Nor will they bate one jot of ceremony.

Men.
Put them not to't: pray fit you to the custom,
And take t'ye, as your predecessors have,
Your honour with the form.

Cor.
It is a part
That I shall blush in acting, and might well
Be taken from the people.

Bru.
Mark you that?

Cor.
To brag unto them, thus I did, and thus,
Shew them th' unaking fears, which I would hide,
As if I had receiv'd them for the hire
Of their breath only—

Men.
Do not stand upon't:—
We recommend t'ye, tribunes of the people,
Our purpose. To them, and to our noble consul
Wish we all joy and honour.

Sen.
To Coriolanus come all joy and honour!
[Flourish, then Exeunt. Manent Sicinius and Brutus.

Bru.
You see how he intends to use the people.

Sic.
May they perceive's intent! he will require them,
As if he did contemn what he requested
Should be in them to give.

Bru.
Come, we'll inform them

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Of our proceedings here: on th' market place
I know they do attend us. [Exeunt. Scene SCENE the Forum. Enter seven or eight Citizens.

1 Cit.

Once for all, if he do require our voices, we ought not to deny him.

2 Cit.

We may, Sir, if we will.

1 Cit.

We have power in ourselves to do it, but it is a power that we have no power to do; for if he shew us his wounds, and tell us his deeds, we are to put our tongues into those wounds, and speak for them: so, if he tells us his noble deeds, we must also tell him of our noble acceptance of them. Ingratitude is monstrous, and for the multitude to be ungrateful, were to make a monster of the multitude; of the which we being members, should bring ourselves to be monstrous members.

2 Cit.

And to make us no better thought of, a little help will serve; for once when we stood up about the corn, he himself stuck not to call us the many-headed monster.

1 Cit.

We have been call'd so of many, not that our heads are some brown, some black, some auburn, some bald; but that our wits are so diversely colour'd; and truly, I think, if all our wits were to issue out of one scull, they would fly east, west, north, south, and their consent of one direct way, would be at once to all points o'th' compass.

2 Cit.

Think you so? which way do you judge my wit would fly?

1 Cit.

Nay, your wit will not so soon out as another man's will; 'tis strongly wedg'd up in a blockhead* note.

3 Cit.

Are you all resolved to give your voices; but that's no matter, the greater part carries it: I say, if he would incline to the people, there was never a worthier man.

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Enter Coriolanus in a gown, with Menenius.

Here he comes, and in the gown of humility; mark his behaviour: we are not to stay all together, but to come by him where he stands, by one's, by two's, and by three's. He's to make his requests by particulars, wherein every one of us has a single honour, in giving him our own voices with our own tongues: therefore follow me, and I'll direct you how you shall go by him.

All.

Content, content.

[Exit Citizens.

Men.
Oh Sir, you are not right; have you not known
The worthiest men have done't?

Cor.
What must I say?
I pray, Sir,—plague upon't, I cannot bring
My tongue to such a pace. Look, Sir,—my wounds—
I got them in my country's service, when
Some certain of your brethren roar'd, and ran
From noise of our own drums.

Men.
Oh me, the Gods!
You must not speak of that, you must desire them
To think upon you.

Cor.
Think upon me? hang em* note.
I would they would forget me.

Men.
You'll mar all.
I'll leave you: pray you speak to 'em, I pray you,
In wholsome manners.
[Exit. Enter 1 and 2 Citizens.

Cor.
Bid them wash their faces,
And keep their teeth clean—so here comes a brace:
You know the cause, Sirs, of my standing here.

1 Cit.
We do, Sir; tell us what hath brought you to't.

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Cor.
Mine own desert.

2 Cit.
Your own desert?

Cor.
Ay, not mine own desire.

1 Cor.
How, not your own desire?

Cor.

No, Sir, 'twas never my desire yet to trouble the poor with begging.

1 Cit.

You must think, if we give you any thing, we hope to gain by you.

Cor.

Well then, I pray, your price o'th' consulship?

1 Cit.

The price is, to ask it kindly.

Cor.

Kindly, Sir, I pray let me ha't: I have wounds to shew you, which shall be yours in private: your good voice, Sir; what say you?

2 Cit.

You shall ha't, worthy Sir.

Cor.

A match, Sir; there's in all two worthy voices begg'd: I have your alms, adieu.

1 Cit.

But this is something odd.

2 Cit.

An 'twere to give again:—but 'tis no matter.

[Exeunt. Enter 3 and 4 Citizens.

Cor.

Pray you, now, if it mayst and with the tune of your voices that I may be consul, I have here the customary gown.

3 Cit.

You have deserved nobly of your country, and you have not deserved nobly.

Cor.

Your ænigma?

3 Cit.

You have been a scourge to her enemies; you have been a rod to her friends; you have not indeed loved the common people.

Cor.

You should account me the more virtuous, that I have not been common in my love; but I will, Sir, flatter my sworn brother, the people, to earn a dearer estimation of them: and since the wisdom of their choice is, rather to have my cap, than my heart, I will practise the insinuating nod, and be off to them, most counterfeitly; that is, Sir, I will counterfeit the bewitchment of some popular man, and

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give it bountifully to the desirers: therefore, 'beseech you I may be consul.

4 Cit.

We hope to find you our friend: and therefore give you our voices heartily.

3 Cit.

You have received many wounds for your country.

Cor.

I will not seal your knowledge with shewing them. I will make much of your voices, and so trouble you no further.

Both.

The Gods give you joy, Sir, heartily!

[Exeunt.

Cor.
Most sweet voices—
Better it is to die, better to starve,
Than crave the hire, which first we do deserve. Enter 5 and 6 Citizens.
Here come more voices.
Your voices—for your voices I have fought,
Watch'd for your voices; for your voices, bear
Of wounds two dozen and odd: battles thrice six
I've seen, and heard of:—your voices:
Indeed I would be consul.

5 Cit.

He has done nobly, and cannot go without any honest man's voice.

6 Cit.

Therefore let him be consul: the Gods give him joy, and make him a good friend to the people!

Both.

Amen, amen, God save thee, noble consul!

[Exeunt.

Cor.

Worthy voices!

Enter Menenius, with Brutus and Sicinius.

Men.
You've stood your limitation: and the tribunes
Endue you with the people's voice: Remains,
That in th' official marks invested, you
Anon do meet the senate.

Cor.
Is this done?

Sic.
The custom of request you have discharg'd:
The people do admit you, and are summon'd
To meet anon upon your approbation.

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Cor.
Where? at the senate-house?

Sic.
There, Coriolanus.

Cor.
May I then change these garments?

Sic.
Sir, you may.

Cor.
That I'll straight do: and knowing myself again,
Repair to th' senate-house.

Men.
I'll keep you company. Will you along?

Bru.
We stay here for the people.

Sic.
Fare you well. [Exeunt Coriol. and Men.
He has it now, and by his looks, methinks
'Tis warm at's heart.

Bru.
With a proud heart he wore
His humble weeds: will you dismiss the people?
Enter Citizens.

Sic.
How now, my masters, have you chose this man?

2 Cit.
He has our voices, Sir.

Bru.
We pray the Gods he may deserve your loves.

1 Cit.
Amen, Sir: to my poor unworthy notice,
He mock'd us, when he begg'd our voices.

3 Cit.
Certainly he flouted us, down-right.

2 Cit.
No, 'tis his kind of speech, he did not mock us.

1 Cit.
Not one amongst us, save yourself, but says
He us'd us scornfully: he should have shew'd us
His marks of merit, wounds receiv'd for's country.

Sic.
Why so he did, I am sure.

1 Cit.
No man saw 'em.
He said he'd wounds, which he could shew in private;
And with his cap, thus waving it in scorn,
I would be consul, says he; aged custom,
But by your voices, will not so permit me;
Your voices, therefore: when we granted that,
Here was—I thank you for your voices—thank you
Your most sweet voices—now you have left your voices,

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I have nothing further with you. Wa'n't this mockery;

Sic.
Why either were you ignorant to see't?
Or seeing it, of such childish friendliness,
To yield your voices?

Bru.
Did you perceive,
He did solicit you in free contempt,
When he did need your loves, and do you think
That his contempt shall not be bruising to you,
When he hath power to crush? why had your bodies
No heart among you? or had you tongues, to cry
Against the rectorship of judgment?

Sic.
Have you,
Ere now, deny'd the asker; and now again,
On him that did not ask, but mock, bestow'd
Your su'd-for tongues?

3 Cit.
He's not confirm'd, we may
Deny him yet.

2 Cit.
Ay, and we will deny him:
I'll have five hundred voices of that sound.

1 Cit.
Ay, twice five hundred, and their friends to piece 'em.

Bru.
Get you hence instantly, and tell those friends,
They've chose a consul that will from them take
Their liberties, make them of no more voice,
Than dogs that are as often beat for barking,
As therefore kept to do so.

Sic.
Let them assemble; and on safer judgment,
Revoke your ignorant election;
Enforce his pride, and his old hate to you.
Say, you chose him more after our commandment,
Than guided by your own affections,
And that your minds, pre-occupied with what
You rather must do, than with what you should do,
Made you against the grain to voice him consul.
Lay the fault on us* note.

-- 264 --

Bru.
Ay, spare us not.
Say, you ne'er had done't,
(Harp on that still) but by our putting on;
And presently, when you have drawn your number,
Repair to th' Capitol.

All.
We will; almost all
Repent in their election. [Exeunt Citizens.

Bru.
Let 'em go on:
This mutiny were better put in hazard,
Than stay past doubt for greater:
If, as his nature is, he fall in rage
With their refusal, both observe and answer
The vantage of his anger.

Sic.
Come; to th' Capitol.
We will be there before the stream o'th' people:
And this shall seem, as partly 'tis, their own,
Which we have goaded onward.
[Exeunt* note. End of the Second ACT. ACT III. Scene SCENE the Forum. Enter Coriolanus, Menenius, Cominius, Titus Lartius, and other Senators.

Coriolanus.
Tullius Aufidius then had made new head?

Lar.
He had, my lord, and that it was which caus'd
Our swifter composition.

Cor.
So then the Volscians stand but as at first,
Ready when time shall prompt them, to make inroad
Upon's again.

-- 265 --

Com.
They're worn, lord Consul, so,
That we shall hardly in our ages see
Their banners wave again.

Cor.
Saw you Aufidius?

Lar.
On safe-guard he came to me, and did curse
Against the Volscians, for they had so vilely
Yielded the town; he is retir'd to Antium.

Cor.
Spoke he of me?

Lar.
He did, my lord.

Cor.
How?—what?—

Lar.
How often he had met you sword, to sword:
That of all things upon the earth be hated
Your person most* note: that he would pawn his fortunes
To hopeless restitution, so he might
Be call'd your vanquisher.

Cor.
At Antium lives he?

Lar.
At Antium.

Cor.
I wish I had a cause to seek him there,
To oppose his hatred fully. Enter Sicinius and Brutus.
Behold these are the tribunes of the people,
The tongues o'th' common mouth: I do despise them,
For they do prank them in authority,
Against all noble sufferance.

Sic.
Pass no further.

Cor.
Hah!—what is that!—

Bru.
It will be dangerous to go on—no further.

Cor.
What makes this change?

Men.
The matter?

Com.
Hath he not pass'd the nobles and the commons?

Bru.
Cominius, no.

Cor.
Have I had childrens voices?

Men.
Tribunes, give way; he shall to th' market-place.

Bru.
The people are incens'd against him.

-- 266 --

Sic.
Stop,
Or all will fall in broil.

Cor.
Are these your herd?
Must these have voices, that can yield them now,
And straight disclaim their tongues? what are your offices?
You being their mouths, why rule you not their teeth?
Have you not set them on?

Men.
Be calm, be calm.

Cor.
It is a purpos'd thing, and grows by plot,
To curb the will of the nobility:
Suffer't, and live with such as cannot rule,
Nor ever will be rul'd.

Bru.
Call't not a plot;
The people cry you mock'd them; and of late,
When corn was given them gratis, you repin'd,
Scandal'd the suppliants for the people, call'd them
Time-pleasers, flatterers, foes to nobleness.

Cor.
Why, this was known before.

Bru.
Not to them all.

Cor.
Have you inform'd them, since?

Bru.
How! I inform them!

Cor.
Yes, you are like enough to do such business.

Bru.
Not unlike, either way, to better yours.

Cor.
Why then should I be consul? by yon clouds,
Let me deserve so ill as you, and make me
Your fellow-tribune* note.

Com.
The people are abus'd, set on; this paltring
Becomes not Rome: nor has Coriolanus
Deserv'd this so dishonour'd rub, laid falsly
I'th' plain way of his merit.

Cor.
Tell me of corn!
This was my speech, and I will speak't again—

Men.
Not now, not now.

Cor.
Now as I live, I will—
As for my nobler friends, I crave their pardons:
But for the mutable rank-scented many,
Let them regard me, as I do not flatter,

-- 267 --


And there behold themselves: I say again,
In soothing them, we nourish 'gainst our senate,
The cockle of rebellion, insolence, sedition,
Which we ourselves have plow'd for, sow'd, and scatter'd,
By mingling them with us, the honour'd number;
Who lack not virtue, no, nor power, but that
Which we have given to beggars.

Men.
Well, no more—

Cor.
How!—no more!
As for my country, I have shed my blood,
Not fearing outward force; so shall my lungs
Coin words till their decay, against those measles
Which we disdain should tetter us, yet seek
The very way to catch them.

Bru.
You speak o'th' people, Sir, as if you were
A God to punish, not as being a man
Of their infirmity.

Sic.
'Twere well we let
The people know't.

Men.
What, what! his choler?

Cor.
Choler!
Were I as patient as the midnight sleep,
By Jove, 'twould be my mind.

Sic.
It is a mind
That shall remain a poison where it is,
Not poison any further.

Cor.
Shall remain?
Hear you this Triton of the minnows? mark you,
His absolute shall?
Shall!—

Com.
Well—on to th' market-place.

Cor.
Whoever gave that counsel, to give forth
The corn o'th' storehouse, gratis, as 'twas us'd,
Sometimes in Greece

Men.
Well, well, no more of that.

Cor.
I say, they nourish'd disobedience, fed
The ruin of the state.

Bru.
Shall th' people give
One that speaks thus, their voice?

-- 268 --

Sic.
H'as spoken like a traitor, and shall answer
As traitors do.

Cor.
Thou wretch! despight o'er-whelm thee!
What should the people do with these bald tribunes?
On whom depending, their obedience fails
To th' greater bench. In a rebellion,
When what's not meet, but what must be, was law,
Then were they chosen; in a better hour,
Let what is meet, be said, That must be law,
And throw their power i'th' dust* note.

Bru.
Manifest treason—

Sic.
This a consul? no.

Bru.
The Ædiles, ho! let him be apprehended.

Sic.
Go, call the people, in whose name myself
Attach thee as a traiterous innovator:
A foe to th' public weal. Obey, I charge thee,
And follow to thine answer.
[Laying hold on Coriolanus.

Cor.
Hence, old goat!
Hence, rotten thing, or I shall shake thy bones
Out of thy garments.

Sic.
Help me, citizens.
Scene SCENE. Enter a rabble of Plebeians, with the Ædiles.

Men.
On both sides, more respect.

Sic.
Here's he, that would take from you all your power.

Bru.
Seize him, Ædiles.

All.
Down with him, down with him!

Men.
What is about to be?—I am out of breath;
Confusion's near. I cannot speak.—You tribunes,
Coriolanus, patience; speak, Sicinius.

Sic.
Hear me, people—peace.

All.
Let's hear our tribunes: peace, ho! speak, speak, speak.

Sic.
You are at point to lose your liberties:

-- 269 --


Martius would have all from you: Martius,
Whom late you nam'd for consul.

Men.
Fie, fie, fie.
This is the way to kindle, not to quench.

Sic.
What is the city, but the people?

All.
True, the people are the city.

Bru.
By the consent of all, we were establish'd
The people's magistrates.

All.
You so remain.

Men.
And so are like to do.

Cor.
This is the way to lay the city flat;
To bring the roof to the foundation,
And bury all, which yet distinctly ranges,
In heaps and piles of ruin.

Sic.
This deserves death.

Bru.
Or let us stand to our authority,
Or let us lose it; we do here pronounce,
Upon the part o'th' people, in whose power
We were elected theirs, Martius is worthy
Of present death.

Sic.
Therefore lay hold on him;
Bear him to th' rock Tarpeian* note, and from thence
Into destruction cast him.

Bru.
Ædiles, seize him.

All Ple.
Yield, Martius, yield.

Cor.
No, I'll die here; [Drawing his sword.
There's some among you have beheld me fighting,
Come try, upon yourselves, what you have seen me.
[In this mutiny the Tribunes, the Ædiles, and the people are beat in. Scene SCENE.

Men.
Go, get you to your house; be gone, away,
All will be naught else.

Com.
Stand fast, we have as many friends as enemies.

Men.
Shall it be put to that?
The Gods forbid!

-- 270 --


I pr'ythee, noble friend, home to thy house,
Leave us to cure this case.
For 'tis a sore
You cannot tent yourself; begone, 'beseech you.

Com.
Come away.
[Exeunt Coriolanus and Cominius. Scene SCENE.

Men.
This man has marr'd his fortune.
His nature is too noble for the world:
He would not flatter Neptune, for his trident,
Or Jove, for's power to thunder: his heart's his mouth:
What his breast forges, that his tongue must vent;
And being angry, does forget that ever
He heard the name of death.— [A noise within.
Here's goodly work.
Enter Brutus and Sicinius, with the rabble again.

Sic.
Where is this viper,
That would depopulate the city, and
Be every man himself?

Men.
You worthy tribunes—

Sic.
He shall be thrown down the Tarpeian rock,
With rigorous hands; he hath resisted law,
And therefore law shall scorn him further trial,
Than the severity of public power,
Which he so sets at nought.

1 Cit.
He shall well know the noble tribunes are
The people's mouths, and we their hands.

All.
He shall,
Be sure on't.

Men.
Sir, Sir,—

Sic.
Peace.

Men.
Do not cry havock, where you should but hunt
With modest warrant.

Sic.
Sir, how comes it you
Have holp to make this rescue?

Men.
Hear me speak;
As I do know the consul's worthiness,
So can I name his faults—

-- 271 --

Sic.
Consul!—what consul!

Men.
The consul Coriolanus.

Bru.
He the consul!—

All.
No, no, no, no, no.

Men.
If by the tribunes leave, and yours, good people,
I may be heard, I crave a word or two,
The which shall turn you to no further harm,
Than so much loss of time.

Sic.
Speak briefly, then,
For we are peremptory to dispatch
This viperous traitor; to eject him hence,
Were but our danger, and to keep him here,
Our certain death; therefore it is decreed,
He dies, to-night.

Men.
Now the good Gods forbid,
That our renowned Rome, whose gratitude
Tow'rds her deserving children is enroll'd
In Jove's own book, like an unnatural dam,
Should now eat up her own!

Sic.
He's a disease that must be cut away.

Men.
Oh, he is but a limb, that has disease;
Mortal, to cut it off; to cure it, easy.
What has he done to Rome, that's worthy death?
Killing our enemies? the blood he hath lost
(Which, I dare vouch, is more than that he hath,
By many an ounce) he dropt it for his country:
And what is left, to lose it by his country,
Were to us all that do't, and suffer it,
A brand to th' end o'th' world.

Bru.
We'll hear no more.
Pursue him to his house, and pluck him thence,
Lest his infection, being of catching nature,
Spread further.

Men.
One word more, hear me one word:
Proceed by process,
Lest parties (as he is belov'd) break out,
And sack great Rome with Romans.

Bru.
If 'twere so—

Sic.
What do ye talk?

-- 272 --


Have we not had a taste of his obedience?
Our Ædiles smote, ourselves resisted! come—

Men.
Consider this; he hath been bred i'th' wars,
Since he could draw a sword, and is ill-school'd
In boulted language, meal and bran together
He throws without distinction. Give me leave,
I'll go to him, and undertake to bring him,
Where he shall answer by a lawful form,
In peace, to his utmost peril.

Sic.
Noble Menenius,
Be you then as the people's officer.
Masters, lay down your weapons.

Bru.
Go not home.

Sic.
Meet on the Forum; we'll attend you there,
Where if you bring not Martius, we'll proceed
In our first way.

Men.
I'll go and bring him to you.
[Exeunt. Scene SCENE the house of Coriolanus. Enter Coriolanus and Volumnia.

Cor.
Let them pull all about mine ears, present me
Death on the wheel, or at wild horses heels,
Or pile ten hills on the Tarpeian rock,
That the precipitation might down stretch
Below the beam of sight, yet will I still
Be thus to them* note.

Vol.
But hear me, Martius.

Cor.
I muse, my mother
Does not approve me further, (I talk of you) [To his Mother.
Why did you wish me milder? wou'd you have me
False to my nature? rather say, I play
Truly the man I am.

Vol.
Oh, Sir, Sir, Sir,
I would have had you put your power well on,
Before you had worn it out.

Cor.
Why let it go—

-- 273 --

Vol.
You might have been enough the man you are,
With striving less to be so. Lesser had been
The thwartings of your disposition, if
You had not shew'd them how you were dispos'd,
Ere they lack'd power to cross you.

Cor.
Let them hang.

Vol.
Ay, and burn too.
Enter Menenius, with the Senators.

Men.
Come, come, you've been too rough, something too rough:
You must return and mend it.

Vol.
Pray be counsell'd;
I have a heart as little apt as yours,
But yet a brain that leads my use of anger,
To better vantage.

Men.
Well said, noble woman:
Before he should thus stoop to th' herd, but that
The violent fit o'th' times craves it as physic,
For the whole state, I'd put mine armour on,
Which I can scarcely bear.

Cor.
What must I do?

Men.
Return to th' tribunes.

Cor.
Well, what then? what then?

Men.
Repent what you have spoke.

Cor.
For them! I cannot do it for the Gods,
Must I then do't to them?

Vol.
You are not absolute,
Tho' therein you can never be too noble,
But when extremities speak. I've heard you say,
Honour and policy, like unsever'd friends,
I'th' war do grow together: grant that, and tell me,
In peace what each of them by th'other loses,
That they combine not there?

Men.
A good demand.

Cor.
Why force you this!

Vol.
Because it lies on you to speak to th' people:
Not by your own instruction, nor by th' matter
Which your heart prompts you to, but with such words
But roted* note on your tongue; bastards, and syllables,

-- 274 --


Of no alliance to your bosom's truth.
I would dissemble with my nature, where
My fortunes and my friends at stake requir'd
I should do so in honour.

Men.
Noble lady!
Come go with us, speak fair: you may salve so,
Not what is dangerous present, but the loss
Of what is past.

Vol.
I pr'ythee now, my son,
Go to them, with this bonnet in thy hand,
And thus far having stretch'd it (here be with them)
Thy knees bussing the stones; for in such business,
Action is eloquence; and the eyes of th' ignorant
More learned than the ears; waving thy hand,
Which often, thus, correcting thy stout heart,
Now humble as the ripest mulberry,
That will not hold the handling; say to them,
Thou art their soldier, and being bred in broils,
Hast not the soft way, which thou dost confess
Were fit for thee to use, as them to claim,
In asking their good loves, but thou wilt frame
Thyself (forsooth) hereafter theirs so far,
As thou hast power and person* note.

Men.
This but done,
Ev'n as she speaks, why, all their hearts were yours:
For they have pardons, being ask'd, as free,
As words to little purpose. Enter Cominius.
Here is Cominius.

Com.
I have been i'th' market-place, and, Sir, 'tis fit
You have strong party, or defend yourself,
By calmness, or by absence: all's in anger.

Men.
Only fair speech.

Com.
I think 'twill serve, if he
Can thereto frame his spirit.

Vol.
He must and will:
Pr'ythee, now, say you will, and go about it.

-- 275 --

Cor.
Must I go shew them my unbarbed sconce?* note
Must my base tongue give to my noble heart
A lie, that it must bear? well, I will do't:
Yet were there but this single pelt to lose,
This mould of Martius, they to dust should grind it,
And throw't against the wind. To th' market-place!
You've put me now to such a part, which never
I shall discharge to th' life.

Com.
Come, come, we'll prompt you.

Vol.
Ay, pr'ythee now, sweet son: as thou hast said
My praises made thee first a soldier; so
To have my praise for this, perform a part
Thou hast not done before.

Cor.
Well, I must do't:
Away, my disposition, and possess me
Some harlot's spirit; my throat of war be turn'd,
Which quired with my drum, into a pipe
Small as an eunuch's, or the virgin voice
That babies lulls asleep!
A beggar's tongue
Make motion through my lips, and my arm'd knees,† note
Which bow'd but in my stirrup, bend like his
That hath receiv'd an alms! I will not do't,
Lest I surcease to honour mine own truth,
And by my body's action teach my mind
A most inherent baseness.

Vol.
At thy choice, then:
To beg of thee, it is my more dishonour,
Than thou of them. Come all to ruin, let
Thy mother rather feel thy pride, than fear
Thy dangerous stoutness: for I mock at death,
With as big heart as thou. Do as thou lift.
Thy valiantness was mine, thou suck'dst it from me;
But own thy pride thyself.

Cor.
Pray be content:
Mother, I'm going to the market-place:
Chide me no more. I'll mountebank their loves,

-- 276 --


Cog their hearts from them, and come home belov'd
Of all the trades in Rome. Look, I am going:
Commend me to my wife. I'll return consul,
Or never trust to what my tongue can do,
I'th' way of flattery, further.

Vol.
Do your will.
[Exeunt. Scene SCENE, the Forum. Enter Sicinius and Brutus.

Bru.
Put him to choler straight; he hath been us'd
Ever to conquer, and to have no word
Of contradiction. Being once chaf'd, he cannot
Be rein'd again to temp'rance; then he speaks
What's in his heart; and that is there, which works
With us to break his neck.
Enter Coriolanus, Menenius, and Cominius, with Senators.

Sic.
Well, here he comes.

Men.
Calmly I do beseech you.

Cor.
Ay, as an ostler, that for the poorest piece
Will bear the knave by th' volume: the honour'd gods
Keep Rome in safety; and the chairs of justice
Supply with worthy men; plant love amongst you;
Throng our large temples with the shews of peace;
And not our streets with war!

Men.
Amen. A noble wish.
Enter the Ædile, with the Plebeians.

Sic.
Draw near, ye people.

Æd.
List to your Tribunes: audience;
Peace, I say.

Cor.
First, hear me speak.

Both Tri.
Well, say: peace, ho.

Cor.
Shall I be charg'd no further than this present?
Must all determine here?

Sic.
I do demand,
If you submit you to the people's voices,
Allow their officers, and are content

-- 277 --


To suffer lawful censure for such faults,
As shall be prov'd upon you?

Cor.
I am content.

Men.
Lo, citizens, he says he is content:
The warlike service he has done, consider;
Think on the wounds his body bears, which shew
Like graves i'th' holy church-yard.

Cor.
Well, well, no more.
What is the matter,
That being past for consul with full voice,
I'm so dishonour'd, that the very hour,
You take it off again?

Sic.
Answer to us.

Cor.
Say, then: 'tis true, I ought so.

Sic.
We charge you, that you have contriv'd to take
From Rome all season'd office, and to wind
Your self unto a power tyrannical;
For which you are a traitor to the people.

Cor.
How? traitor?

Men.
Nay, temperately: your promise.

Cor.
The fires i'th' lowest hell fold in the people!
Call me their traitor! thou injurious tribune!
Within thine eyes sate twenty thousand deaths,
In thy hands clutch'd as many millions, in
Thy lying tongue both numbers; I would say,
Thou liest, unto thee, with a voice as free,
As I do pray the gods.* note

Sic.
Mark you this, people?

All.
To th' rock with him.

-- 278 --

Sic.
Peace:
We need not put new matter to his charge:
What you have seen him do, and heard him speak,
Deserves th' extreamest death.

Bru.
But since he hath
Serv'd well for Rome

Cor.
What do you prate of service?

Bru.
I talk of that, that know it.

Cor.
You?—

Men.
Is this the promise that you made your mother?

Com.
Know, I pray you—

Cor.
I'll know no further:
Let them pronounce the steep Tarpeian death,
Vagabond exile, fleaing, pent to linger,
Put with a grain a-day, I would not buy
Their mercy at the price of one fair word,
Nor check my courage for what they can give,
To have't with saying, Good-morrow.

Sic.
For that he has
(As much as in him lies) from time to time,
Envy'd against the people, seeking means
To pluck away their power; has now, at last,
Giv'n hostile strokes, and that not only in presence
Of dreaded justice, but on the ministers
That do distribute it; in the name o'th' people,
And in the power of us, the tribunes, we
(Ev'n from this instant) banish him our city,
In peril of precipitation
From off the rock Tarpeian, never more
To enter our Rome's gates. I'th' people's name,
I say it shall be so.

All.
It shall be so; it shall be so; let him away:
He's banish'd, and it shall be so.

Com.
Hear me, my masters, and my common friends—
I have been consul, and can shew for Rome
Her enemies marks upon me.

Bru.
There's no more to be said, but he is banish'd,
As enemy to the people and his country.
It shall be so.

-- 279 --

All.
It shall be so, it shall be so.

Cor.
You common cry of curs, whose breath I hate,
As reek o'th' rotten fens; whose loves I prize,
As the dead carcases of unburied men,
That do corrupt my air; I banish you.
And here remain with your uncertainty!
Let every feeble rumour shake your hearts,
Your enemies, with nodding of their plumes,
Fan you into despair! have the power still
To banish your defenders, 'till at length
Your ignorance deliver you,
As most abated captives, to some nation
That won you without blows! Despising then,
For you, the city, thus I turn my back;
There is a world elsewhere—* note
[Exeunt Coriolanus, Cominius, and Senators. [The people shout, and throw up their caps. End of the Third ACT. ACT IV. Scene SCENE the Gates of Rome. Enter Coriolanus, Volumnia, Virgilia, Menenius, Cominius.

Coriolanus.
Come, leave your tears: a brief farewel: the beast
With many heads, butts me away. Nay, mother,
Where is your ancient courage? you were us'd
To say, extremity was the trier of spirits,
That common chances common men could bear;
That when the sea was calm, all boats alike

-- 280 --


Shew'd mastership in floating.
You were us'd to load me
With precepts that would make invincible
The heart that conn'd them.

Vir.
O heav'ns! O heav'ns!

Cor.
Nay, I pr'ythee, woman—

Vol.
Now the red pestilence strike all trades in Rome,
And occupations perish!

Cor.
What! what! what!
I shall be lov'd, when I am lack'd. Nay, mother,
Resume that spirit, when you were won't to say,
If you had been the wife of Hercules,
Six of his labours you'd have done, and sav'd
Your husband so much sweat. Cominius,
Droop not; adieu: farewel, my wife, my mother;
I'll do well yet. Thou old and true Menenius,
Thy tears are salter than a younger man's,
And venomous to thine eyes. My (sometime) general,
I've seen thee stern, and thou hast oft beheld
Heart-hardning spectacles. Tell these sad women,
'Tis fond to wail inevitable strokes,
As 'tis to laugh at 'em. Mother, you wot
My hazards still have been your solace; and
Believe't not lightly, (tho' I go alone,
Like to a lonely dragon, that his fen
Makes fear'd, and talk'd of more than seen:) your son
Will or exceed the common, or be caught
With cautelous baits and practice.

Vol.
First, my son,
Where will you go? take good Cominius
With thee, a while; determine on some course,
More than a wild exposure to each chance,
That starts i'th' way before thee.

Cor.
O the gods!

Com.
I'll follow thee a month, devise with thee
Where thou shalt rest, that thou may'st hear of us,
And we of thee. So if the time thrust forth
A cause for thy repeal, we shall not send
Over the vast world, to seek a single man,

-- 281 --


And lose advantage, which doth ever cool
I'th' absence of the needer.

Cor.
Fare ye well:
Thou'st years upon thee, and thou art too full
Of the war's surfeits, to go rove with one,
That's yet unbruis'd: bring me but out at gate.
Come, my sweet wife, my dearest mother, and
My friends of noble touch: when I am forth,
Bid me farewel, and smile. I pray you, come.
While I remain above the ground, you shall
Hear from me still, and never of me aught,
But what is like me formerly.

Men.
That's worthily,
As any ear can hear. Come, let's not weep.
If I could shake off but one seven years,
From these old arms and legs, by the good gods,
I'd with thee, every foot.

Cor.
Give me thy hand.
Exeunt. Scene SCENE. Enter Sicinius and Brutus, with the Ædile.

Sic.
Bid them all home, he's gone; and we'll no further.
Vex'd are the nobles, who we see have sided
In his behalf.

Bru.
Now we have shewn our power,
Let us seem humbler after it is done,
Than when it was a doing.

Sic.
Bid them home,
Say their great enemy is gone, and they
Stand in their ancient strength.

Bru.
Dismiss them home.
Here comes his mother.
Enter Volumnia, Virgilia, and Menenius.

Sic.
Let's not meet her.

Bru.
Why?

Sic.
They say she's mad.

Bru.
They have ta'en note of us: keep on your way.

-- 282 --

Vol.
Oh, y'are well met:
The hoarded plague o'th' gods requite your love!

Men.
Peace, peace, be not so loud.

Vol.
If that I could for weeping, you should hear—
Nay, and you shall hear some. Will you be gone?
[To Brutus.

Vir.
You shall stay, too: I would I had the power
To say so to my husband.

Sic.
Are you mankind?

Vol.
Ay, fool: is that a shame? note but this fool.
Was not a man my father? hadst thou foxship
To banish him that struck more blows for Rome,
Than thou hast spoken words?

Sic.
Oh blessed heav'ns!

Vol.
More noble blows, than ever thou wise words,
And for Rome's good—I'll tell thee what—yet go—
Nay, but thou shalt stay too—I would my son
Were in Arabia, and thy tribe before him,
His good sword in his hand.

Sic.
What then?

Vol.
What then?
He'd make an end of thy posterity;
Bastards, and all.
Good man, the wounds that he doth bear for Rome!

Men.
Come, come, peace.

Sic.
I would he had continued to his country,
As he began, and not unknit himself
The noble knot he made.

Bru.
I would he had.

Vol.
I would he had!—'twas you incens'd the rabble:
Cats, that can judge as fitly of his worth,
As I can of those mysteries, which heav'n
Will not have earth to know.

Bru.
Pray, let us go.

Vol.
Now, pray, Sir, get you gone,
You've done a brave deed: ere you go, hear this:
As far as doth the capitol exceed
The meanest house in Rome; so far my son,

-- 283 --


This lady's husband here, this, (do you see)
Whom you have banish'd, does exceed you all.

Bru.
Well, well, we'll leave you.
[Exe. Tribunes.

Vol.
Take my prayers with you.
I wish the gods had nothing else to do,
But to confirm my curses. Could I meet 'em,
But once a-day, it would unclog my heart,
Of what lies heavy to't.

Men.
You've told them home,
And by my troth have cause; you'll sup with me?

Vil.
Anger's my meat, I sup upon myself,
And so shall starve with feeding: come, let's go,
Leave this faint puling, and lament, as I do, [To Vir.
In anger Juno-like: come, come, fie, fie!
[Exeunt.* note Scene SCENE a street. Enter Coriolanus in mean apparel, disguis'd and muffled.

Cor.
A goodly city is this Antium. City,
'Tis I that made thy widows: many an heir
Of these fair edifices, 'fore, my wars,
Have I heard groan, and drop: then know me not,
Lest that thy wives with spits, and boys with stones,
In puny battle slay me. Save you, Sir.
Enter a citizen of Antium.

Cit.

And you.

Cor.

Direct me, if it be your will, where great Aufidius lies: is he in Antium?

Cit.

He is, and feasts the Nobles of the state, at his house, this night.

Cor.

Which is his house, I beseech you?

Cit.

This here before you.

-- 284 --

Cor.
Thank you, Sir: Farewel. [Exit Citizen.
Oh world, thy slippery turns!† note











My birth-place have I and my lovers left;
This enemy's house I'll enter; if he slay me,
He does fair justice; if he give me way,
I'll do his country service.
[Exit. Scene SCENE a hall in Aufidius's house. Enter a serving-man.

1 Ser.
Wine, wine, wine! what service is here?
I think our fellows are asleep.
[Exit. Enter another serving-man.

2 Ser.
Where's Cotus? my master calls for him;
Cotus!
[Exit. Enter Coriolanus.

Cor.
A goodly house; the feast smells well; but I
Appear not like a guest.
Enter the first serving-man.

1 Ser.

What would you have, friend? whence are you? here's no place for you: pray go to the door.

[Exit.

Cor.

I have deserv'd no better entertainment, in being Coriolanus.

Enter servant.

2 Ser.

Whence are you, Sir? has the porter his eyes in his head, that he gives entrance to such companions? pray, get you out.

-- 285 --

Cor.

Away!—

2 Ser.

Away!—get you away.

Cor.

Now thou'rt troublesome.

2 Ser.

Are you so brave? I'll have you talk'd with, anon.

Enter a third servant. The first meets him.

3 Ser.

What fellow's this?

1 Ser.

A strange one as ever I look'd on: I cannot get him out o'th' house: pry'thee call my master to him.

3 Ser.

What have you to do here; fellow? pray you, avoid the house.

Cor.

Let me but stand, I will not hurt your hearth.

3 Ser.

What are you?

Cor.

A gentleman.

3 Ser.

A marvellous poor one.

Cor.

True; so I am.

3 Ser.

Pray you, poor gentleman, take up some other station, here's no place for you; pray you avoid: come.

Cor.

Follow your function, go and batten on cold bits.

[Pushes him away from him.

3 Ser.

What, will you not? pr'ythee, tell my master what a strange guest he has, here.

2 Ser.

And I shall.

[Exit second serving-man.

3 Ser.

Where dwell'st thou?

Cor.

Under the canopy.

3 Ser.

Under the canopy?

Cor.

Ay.

3 Ser.

Where's that?

Cor.

I'th' city of kites and crows.

Enter Aufidius, with a serving-man.

Auf.

Where is this fellow?

2 Ser.

Here, Sir; I'd have beaten him like a dog, but for disturbing the lords within.

Auf.

Whence com'st thou? what would'st thou? thy name? why speak'st not? speak, man: what's thy name?

-- 286 --

Cor.
If, Tullus, yet thou know'st me not, and seeing me
Dost not yet take me for the man I am,
Necessity commands me name myself.

Auf.
What is thy name?

Cor.
A name unmusical to Volscian ears,
And harsh in sound to thine.

Auf.
Say, what's thy name?
Thou hast a grim appearance, and thy face
Bears a command in't; though thy tackle's torn,
Thou shew'st a noble vessel: what's thy name?

Cor.
My name is Caius Martius, who hath done
To thee particularly, and to all the Volscians,
Great hurt and mischief; thereto witness may
My sirname, Coriolanus. The painful service,
The extreme dangers, and the drops of blood,
Shed for my thankless country, are requited
But with that sirname;
The cruelty and envy of the people,
Permitted by our dastard Nobles, who
Have all forsook me, hath devour'd the rest;
And suffer'd me by th' voice of slaves to be
Whoop'd out of Rome. Now this extremity
Hath brought me to thy hearth, not out of hope,
(Mistake me not) to save my life; for if
I had fear'd death, of all the men i'th' world,
I'd have avoided thee. But in meer spite
To be full quit of those my banishers,
Stand I before thee here: then if thou hast
A heart of wreak in thee, that will revenge
Thine own particular wrongs, and stop those maims
Of shame seen through thy country, speed thee straight,
And make my misery serve thy turn: so use it,
For I will fight
Against my canker'd country, with the spleen
Of all the under fiends. But if so be
Thou dar'st not this, and that to prove more fortunes
Thou'rt tir'd; then, in a word, I also am,
Longer to live, most weary; and present

-- 287 --


My throat to thee,
Which not to cut, would shew thee but a fool,
Since I have ever follow'd thee with hate,
Drawn tuns of blood out of thy country's breast,
And cannot live, but to thy shame, unless
It be to do thee service.‡ note

Auf.
Oh, Martius, Martius,
Each word thou'st spoke hath weeded from my heart
A root of ancient envy. If Jupiter
Should from yon cloud speak to me things divine,
And say, 'Tis true; I'd not believe them more
Than thee, all-noble Martius. Let me twin
Mine arms about that body, where against
My grained ash an hundred times hath broke,
And scar'd the moon with splinters: here I clip
The anvil of my sword, and do contest
As hotly and as nobly with thy love,
As ever in ambitious strength I did
Contend against thy valour.
But, that I see thee here,
Thou noble thing, more dances my rapt heart,
Than when I first my wedded mistress saw
Bestride my threshold. Why, thou Mars, I tell thee,
We have a power on foot; and I had purpose
Once more to hew thy target from thy brawn,
Or lose my arm for't: thou hast beat me out,
Twelve several times, and I have nightly since
Dreamt of encounters 'twixt thyself and me:
We have been down together in my sleep,
Unbuckling helms, fisting each other's throat,
And wak'd half dead with nothing. Worthy Martius,
Had we no quarrel else to Rome, but that
Thou art thence banish'd, we would muster all
From twelve to seventy; and pouring war
Into the bowels of ungrateful Rome,

-- 288 --


Like a bold flood o'er-bear. O come, go in,§ note
And take our friendly senators by th' hands,
Who now are here, taking their leaves of me,
Who am prepar'd against your territories,
Though not for Rome itself.

Cor.
You bless me, gods!

Auf.
Therefore, most absolute Sir, if thou wilt have
The leading of thine own revenges, take
One half of my commission, and set down,
As best thou art experienc'd, since thou know'st
Thy country's strength and weakness, thine own ways;
Whether to knock against the gates of Rome,
Or rudely visit them in parts remote,
To fright them, ere destroy. But come, come in,
Let me commend thee first to those that shall
Say yea to thy desires. A thousand welcomes,
And more a friend, than e'er an enemy:
Yet, Martius, that was much. Your hand: most welcome!
[Exeunt. Scene SCENE, the Forum. Enter Sicinius and Brutus.

Sic.
We hear not of him, neither need we fear;
His remedies are tame:
Enter Menenius.

Bru.

We stood to't in good time. Is this Menenius?

Sic.

'Tis he, 'tis he: O, he is grown most kind, of late. Hail, Sir!

Men.

Hail to you both!

Sic.

Your Coriolanus is not much miss'd, but with his friends; the commonwealth doth stand, and so would do, were he more angry at it.

Men.

All's well, and might have been much better, if he could have temporiz'd.

Sic.
Where is he, hear you?

-- 289 --

Men.
Nay, I hear nothing:
His mother and his wife hear nothing from him.

Bru.
Caius Martius was
A worthy officer i'th' war; but insolent,
O'ercome with pride, ambitious past all thinking,
Self-loving.

Sic.
And affecting one sole throne,
Without assistants.

Men.
Nay, I think not so.

Sic.
We had by this, to all our lamentation,
If he had gone forth consul, found it so.

Bru.
The gods have well prevented it, and Rome
Sits safe and still without him.
Enter Ædile.

Æd.
Worthy tribunes,
There is a slave, whom we have put in prison,
Reports the Volscians, with two several powers,
Are entred in the Roman territories,
And with the deepest malice of the war,
Destroy what lies before 'em.

Men.
'Tis Aufidius,
Who hearing of our Martius' banishment,
Thrusts forth his horns again into the world;
Which were in-shell'd, when Martius stood for Rome,
And durst not once peep out.

Sic.
Come, what talk you of Martius?

Bru.
Go see this rumourer whipt. It cannot be
The Volscians dare break with us.

Men.
Cannot be!
We have record that very well it can,
And three examples of the like have been.
Within my age. But reason with the fellow,
Before you punish him, where he heard this,
Lest you shall chance to whip your information,
And beat the messenger who bids beware
Of what is to be dreaded.

Sic.
Tell not me:
I know this cannot be.

Bru.
Not possible.

-- 290 --

Enter Messenger.

Mes.
The nobles in great earnestness are going
All to the senate house; some news is come
That turns their countenances.

Sic.
'Tis this slave:
Go whip him 'fore the peoples eyes: his raising!
Nothing but his report!

Mes.
Yes, worthy Sir,
The slave's report is seconded, and more,
More fearful is delivered.

Sic.
What more fearful!

Mes.
It is spoke freely out of many mouths,
How probable I do not know, that Martius
Join'd with Aufidius, leads a power 'gainst Rome.

Sic.
This is most likely!

Bru.
Rais'd only, that the weaker sort may wish
Good Martius home again.

Sic.
The very trick on't.

Men.
This is unlikely.
He and Aufidius can no more atone,
Than violentest contrarieties.
Enter Cominius.

Com.
Oh, you have made good work.

Men.
What news? what news?

Com.
You have holp to ravish your own daughters, and
To melt the city-leads upon your pates,
To see your wives dishonour'd to your noses.

Men.
What's the news? what's the news?

Com.
Your temples burned in their cement, and
Your franchises, whereon you stood, confin'd
Into an auger's bore.

Men.
Pray now the news?
You've made fair work, I fear me: pray, your news?
If Martius should be joined with the Volscians,—

Com.
If? he is their god, he leads them like a thing
Made by some other deity than nature,
That shapes man better; and they follow him

-- 291 --


Against us brats, with no less confidence,
Than boys pursuing summer butterflies,
Or butchers killing flies.

Men.
You've made good work,
You and your apron-men; that stood so much
Upon the voice of occupation, and
The breath of garlick-eaters.

Com.
He'll shake your Rome
About your ears.

Men.
As Hercules did shake
Down mellow fruit: so you have made fair work.

Bru.
But is this true, Sir?

Com.
Ay, and you'll look pale,
Before you find it other. All the regions
Do seemingly revolt, and who resist,
Are only mock'd for valiant ignorance,
And perish constant fools: who is't can blame him?
Your enemies and his find something in him.

Men.
We're all undone, unless
The noble man have mercy.

Com.
Who shall ask it?
The Tribunes cannot do't for shame; the people
Deserve such pity of him, as the wolf
Does of the shepherds: his best friends, if they
Shou'd say, Be good to Rome, they charge him even
As those should do that had deserv'd his hate,
And therein shew'd like enemies.

Men.
'Tis true,
If he were putting to my house the brand
That would consume it, I have not the face
To say, Beseech you, cease. You've made fair hands,
You and your crafts! you've crafted fair!

Com.
You've brought
A trembling upon Rome, such as was never
So incapable of help.

Sic.
Say not we brought it.

Men.
How? was it we? we lov'd him: but, like beasts,
And coward nobles, gave way to your clusters,
Who did hoot him out o'th' city.

-- 292 --

Com.
But I fear
They'll roar him in again. Tullus Aufidius,
The second name of men, obeys his 'points,
As if he were his officer: desperation
Is all the policy, strength, and defence,
That Rome can make against them.
Scene SCENE. Enter a Troop of Citizens.

Men.
Here come the clusters—
And is Aufidius with him?—You are they
That made the air unwholsome, when you cast
Your stinking, greasy caps, in hooting at
Coriolanus's exile. Now he's coming,
And not a hair upon a soldier's head,
Which will not prove a whip: as many coxcombs,
As you threw caps up, will he tumble down,
And pay you for your voices. 'Tis no matter,
If he should burn us all into one coal,
We have deserv'd it.

3 Cit.
'Faith, we hear fearful news.
For mine own part,
When I said banish him, I said 'twas pity.

2 Cit.
And so did I

1 Cit.

And so did I; and to say the truth, so did very many of us; that we did, we did for the best; and tho' we willingly consented to his banishment, yet it was against our will.* note

Com.
Y'are goodly things; you voices!—

Men.
You have made you good work,
You and your cry. Shall's to the capitol?

Com.
Oh, ay, what else?
[Exeunt.

Sic.
Go, masters, get you home, be not dismay'd.
These are a side, that would be glad to have
This true, which they so seem to fear. Go home,
And shew no sign of fear.

-- 293 --

1 Cit.

The gods be good to us! come, masters, let's home. I ever said we were i'th' wrong, when we banish'd him.

2 Cit.

So did we all; but come, let's home.

[Ex. Cit.

Bru.
I do not like this news.

Sic.
Nor I.

Bru.
Let's to the capitol; would half my wealth
Would buy this for a lie!

Sic.
Pray, let us go.
[Exeunt Tribunes. Scene SCENE a camp, at a small distance from Rome. Enter Aufidius, with his lieutenant.

Auf.
Do they still fly to th' Roman?

Lieut.
I do not know what witchcraft's in him; but
Your soldiers use him as the grace 'fore meat,
Their talk at table, and their thanks at end;
And you are darken'd in this action, Sir,
Even by your own.

Auf.
I cannot help it, now,
Unless, by using means, I lame the foot
Of our design. He bears himself more proudly,
Even to my person, than I thought he would,
When first I did embrace him. Yet his nature
In that's no changling, and I must excuse
What cannot be amended.

Lieut.
Yet I with, Sir,
(I mean for your particular) you had not
Join'd in commission with him; but had borne
The action of your self, or else to him
Had left it solely.

Auf.
I understand thee well, and be thou sure,
When he shall come to his account, he knows not
What I can urge against him: though it seems,
And so he thinks, and is no less apparent
To th' vulgar eye, that he bears all things fairly,
And shews good husbandry for the Volscians state,
Fights dragon-like, and does atchieve, as soon
As draw his sword; yet he hath left undone

-- 294 --


That which shall break his neck, or hazard mine,
Whene'er we come to our account.† note

Lieut.
Sir, I beseech, think you he'll carry Rome?

Auf.
All places yield to him ere he sits down,
And the nobility of Rome are his:
The Tribunes are no soldiers; and their people
Will be as rash in the repeal, as hasty
To expel him thence.
First, he was
A noble servant to them, but he could not
Carry his honours even; whether pride,
Whether defect of judgment in him; but he has merit
To choak it in the utterance.
Come, let's away; when, Caius, Rome is thine,
Thou'rt poor'st of all, then shortly art thou mine.
[Exeunt. End of the Fourth ACT. ACT V. Scene SCENE, Rome. Enter Menenius, Cominius, Sicinius, and Brutus.

Menenius.
No, I'll not go: you hear what he hath said,
Which was sometime his general, who lov'd him,
In a most dear particular. He call'd me father;
But what o'that? go you that banish'd him,
A mile before his tent fall down, and knee
The way into his mercy: nay, if he coy'd
To hear Cominius speak, I'll keep at home.

Com.
He would not seem to know me.

-- 295 --

Men.
Do you hear?

Com.
Yet one time he did call me by my name:
I urg'd our old acquaintance, and the drops
That we have bled together. Coriolanus
He would not answer to; forbad all names;
He was a kind of nothing, titleless,
'Till he had forg'd himself a name, i'th' fire
Of burning Rome.

Men.
Why, so; you've made good work:
A pair of Tribunes, that have reck'd for Rome,
To make coals cheap: a noble memory!

Com.
I minded him how royal 'twas to pardon,
When it was least expected. He reply'd,
It was a bare† note petition of a state,
To one whom they had punish'd.

Men.
Very well, could he say less?

Com.
I offer'd to awaken his regard,
For's private friends. His answer to me was,
He could not stay to pick them, in a pile
Of noisome musty chaff. He said, 'twas folly,
For one poor grain or two, to leave unburnt,
And still to nose th' offence.

Men.
For one poor grain
Or two; I'm one of those; his mother, wife,
His child, and this brave fellow, we're the grains;
You are the musty chaff, and you are smelt
Above the moon. We must be burnt, for you.‡ note

Sic.
Nay, pray be patient: if you refuse your aid,
In this so-never-needed help, yet do not
Upbraid's with our distress. But sure if you
Would be your country's pleader, your good tongue,
More than the instant army we can make,
Might stop our country-man.

Men.
No: I'll not meddle.

Sic.
Pray you go to him.

-- 296 --

Men.
What should I do?

Bru.
Only make trial what your love can do,
For Rome, tow'rds Martius.

Men.
I'll undertake it:
I think he'll hear me. Yet to bite his lip,
And hum at good Cominius, much unhearts me.
He was not taken well, he had not din'd.
The veins unfill'd, our blood is cold, and then
We powt upon the morning, are unapt
To give or to forgive; but when we've stuff'd
These pipes, and these conveyances of blood,
With wine and feeding, we have suppler souls,
Than in our priest-like fasts: therefore I'll watch him,
'Till he be dieted to my request,
And then I'll set upon him.

Bru.
You know the very road into his kindness,
And cannot lose your way.

Men.
Good faith, I'll prove him,
Speed how it will. You shall ere long have knowledge
Of my success.
[Exit.

Com.
He'll never hear him.

Sic.
Not?

Com
I tell you, he does sit in gold; his eye
Red as 'twould burn Rome; and his injury
The goaler to his pity. I kneel'd before him,
'Twas very faintly he said, Rise: dismiss'd me
Thus, with his speechless hand. What he would do,
He sent in writing after; what he would not,
Bound with an oath, not yield to new conditions:
So that all hope is vain, unless his mother,
And wife, who (as I hear) mean to solicit him,
Force mercy to his country: therefore, hence,
And with our fair intreaties haste them on.
[Exeunt.

-- 297 --

Scene SCENE, the Volscian camp. Enter Menenius to the watch or guard, discovered.

1 Watch.
Stay: whence are you?
Stand, and go back.

Men.
You guard like men, 'tis well. But by your leave,
I am an officer of state, and come
To speak with Coriolanus.

1 Watch.
Whence?

Men.
From Rome.

1 Watch.
You may not pass, you must return: our general
Will no more hear from thence.

Men.
Good my friends,
If you have heard your general talk of Rome,
And of his friends there, it is lots to blanks,
My name hath touch'd your ears; it is Menenius.

1 Watch.
Be it so, go back; the virtue of your name,
Is not here passable.

Men.
I tell thee, fellow,
Thy general is my lover: I have been
The book of his good acts, whence men have read
His fame unparallel'd, haply amplified:
Therefore, fellow, I must have leave to pass.

1 Watch.

'Faith, Sir, if you had told as many lies in his behalf, as you have utter'd words in your own, you should not pass here; therefore go back.

Men.

Has he din'd, canst thou tell? for I would not speak with him, 'till after dinner.

Enter Coriolanus.

Cor.

What's the matter?

Men.

Now, you companion, I'll say an errand for you; you shall know now that I am in estimation; you shall perceive, that a jack-gardant cannot office me from my son Coriolanus; guess, by my entertainment with him, and swoon for what's to come upon thee.—The glorious gods sit in hourly synod, about thy particular prosperity, and love thee no worse

-- 298 --

than thy old father Menenius does! O my son, my son! thou art preparing fire for us; look thee, here's water to quench it. I was hardly mov'd to come to thee, but being assured none but myself could move thee, I have been blown out of our gates, with sighs, and conjure thee to pardon Rome, and thy petitionary countrymen. The good gods asswage thy wrath, and turn the dregs of it upon this varlet here; this, who like a block, hath denied my access to thee—

Cor.

Away!§ note

Men.

How, away?

Cor.
Wife, mother, child, I know not. My affairs
Are servanted to others: though I owe
My revenge properly, remission lies
In Volscian breasts. That we have been familiar,
Ingrate forgetfulness shall poison, rather
Than pity note how much. Therefore, be gone;
Mine ears against your suits are stronger, than
Your gates against my force. Yet, for I loved thee,
Take this along; I writ it for thy sake, [Gives him a letter.
And would have sent it. Another word, Menenius,
I will not hear thee speak.
[Exeunt. Manent the guard and Menenius.

1 Watch.

Now, Sir, is your name Menenius?

Men.

I neither care for th' world, nor your general: for such things as you, I can scarce think there's any, y'are so slight. He that hath a will to die by himself, fears it not from another: I say to you, as I was said to, Away!* note

[Exit.

-- 299 --

Scene SCENE. A march. Re-enter Coriolanus, Aufidius, and Volscians.

Cor.
We will before the walls of Rome, to-morrow,
Set down our host. My partner in this action,
You must report to the Volscian lords how plainly
I've borne this business.

Auf.
Only their ends you have respected; stopt
Your ears against the general suit of Rome;
Never admitted private whisper; no,
Not with such friends that thought them sure of you.

Cor.
This last old man,
Whom with a crack'd heart I have sent to Rome,
Lov'd me above the measure of a father;
Nay, godded me, indeed. Their latest refuge,
Was to send him: for whose old love, I have
(Tho' I shew'd sow'rly to him) once more offer'd
The first conditions, which they did refuse,
And cannot now accept, to grace him only,
That thought he could do more; a very little
I've yielded to. Fresh embassie, and suits,
Nor from the state, nor private friends, hereafter,
Will I lend ear to. [Shout.
Ha! what shout is this?
Shall I be tempted to infringe my vow,
In the same time 'tis made? I will not— Enter Virgilia, Volumnia, Valeria, young Martius, with attendants, all in mourning.
My wife comes foremost, then the honour'd mould,
Wherein this trunk was fram'd, and in her hand
The grand-child to her blood. But out, affection!
All bond and privilege of nature break!
Let it be virtuous, to be obstinate. [Virgilia bends.
What is that curt'sie worth? or those dove's eyes,
Which can make gods forsworn? I melt, and am not
Of stronger earth than others: my mother bows, [Volumnia bends.
As if Olympus to a mole-hill should
In supplication nod; and my young boy

-- 300 --


Hath an aspect of intercession, which
Great nature cries, Deny not. Let the Volscians
Plough Rome, and harrow Italy; I'll never
Be such a gosling to obey instinct: but stand
As if a man were author of himself,
And knew no other kin.

Vir.
My lord and husband!

Cor.
These eyes are not the same I wore in Rome.

Vir.
The sorrow that delivers us thus chang'd,
Makes you think so.

Cor.
Best of my flesh,
Forgive my tyranny, but do not say,
For that, Forgive our Romans.—O, a kiss
Long as my exile, sweet as my revenge!
Now, by the jealous queen of heav'n, that kiss
I carried from thee, dear; and my true lip
Hath virgin'd it, e'er since.—You gods! I prate,
And the most noble mother of the world,
Leave unsaluted: sink, my knee, i'th' earth; [Kneels.
Of thy deep duty more impression shew,
Than that of common sons.* notenote











Vol.
Thou art my warrior,
I holp to frame thee. Do you know this lady?
[Pointing to Valeria.

Cor.
The noble sister of Poplicola:
The moon of Rome; chaste as the icicle,

-- 301 --


That's curdled by the frost from purest snow,
And hangs on Dian's temple: dear Valeria—* note

Vol.
This is a poor epitome of yours, [Shewing young Martius.
Which by th' interpretation of full time,
May shew like all yourself.

Cor.
The god of soldiers,
With the consent of supreme Jove, inform
Thy thoughts with nobleness, that thou may'st prove
To shame invulnerable, and stick i'th' wars,
Like a great sea-mark, standing every flaw,
And saving those that eye thee!

Vol.
Your knee, sirrah.

Cor.
That's my brave boy.

Vol.
Even he, your wife, this lady, and myself,
Are suitors to you.

Cor.
I beseech you, peace:
Or if you'd ask, remember this, before;
The thing I have forsworn to grant, may never
Be held by you denial. Do not bid me
Dismiss my soldiers, or capitulate
Again with Rome's mechanicks. Tell me not
Wherein I seem unnatural: desire not
T' allay my rages and revenges, with
Your colder reasons.

Vol.
Oh, no more: no more:
You've said you will not grant us any thing:
For we have nothing else to ask, but that
Which you deny already: yet we will ask,
That if we fail in our request, the blame
May hang upon your hardness; therefore, hear us.

Cor.
Aufidius, and you Volscians, mark; for we'll
Hear nought from Rome, in private.—Your request?

Vol.
Should we be silent and not speak, our raiment,
And state of bodies, would bewray what life
We've led, since thy exile. Think with thyself,
How more unfort'nate than all living women,
Are we come hither; since thy sight, which should

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Make our eyes flow with joy, hearts dance with comforts,
Constrains them weep, and shake with fear and sorrow;
Making the mother, wife, and child, to see
The son, the husband, and the father, tearing
His country's bowels out: and to poor we
Thine enmity's most capital; thou barr'st us
Our prayers to the gods, which is a comfort,
That all but we enjoy. For we must find
An eminent calamity, tho' we had
Our wish, which side shou'd win. For either thou
Must, as a foreign recreant,* note be led
With manacles along our streets, or else
Triumphantly tread on thy country's ruin,
And bear the palm for having bravely shed
Thy wife and children's blood. For myself, son,
If I can't persuade thee
Rather to shew a noble grace to both parts,
Than seek the end of one; thou shalt not sooner
March to assault thy country, than to tread
(Trust to't, thou shalt not) on thy mother's womb,
That brought thee to this world.

Virg.
Ay, and mine too,
That brought you forth this boy, to keep your name
Living to time.

Cor.
Not of a woman's tenderness to be,
Requires nor child nor woman's face to see;
I've sat, too long.

Vol.
Nay, go not from us thus:
If it were so, that our request did tend
To save the Romans, thereby to destroy
The Volscians whom you serve, you might condemn us
As poisoners of your honour. No; our suit
Is that you reconcile them: while the Volscians
May say, This mercy we have shew'd; the Romans,
This we receiv'd; and each on either side,
Give the all-hail to thee, and cry, Be blest,

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For making up this peace! Thou know'st, great son,
The end of war's uncertain; but this certain,
That if thou conquer Rome, the benefit,
Which thou shalt thereby reap, is such a name,
Whose repetition will be dogg'd with curses;
Whose chronicle thus writ—The man was noble
But with his last attempt he wip'd it out,
Destroy'd his country, and his name remains,
To th' ensuing age, abhorr'd. Speak to me, son:
Why dost not speak?
Think'st thou it honourable for a nobleman,
Still to remember wrongs? Daughter, speak you;
He cares not for your weeping. Speak thou, boy;
Perhaps thy childishness will move him more,
Than can our reasons. There's no man in the world,
More bound to's mother, yet here he lets me prate,
Like one i'th' stocks. Thou'st never, in thy life,
Shew'd thy dear mother any courtesie;
When she (poor hen) fond of no second brood,
Has cluck'd thee to the wars, and safely home,
Loaden with honour. Say, my request's unjust,
And spurn me back; but if it be not so,
Thou art not honest, and the gods will plague thee,
That thou restrain'st from me the duty, which
To a mother's part belongs. He turns away:
Down, ladies; let us shame him with our knees.
To his surname Coriolanus 'longs more pride,
Than pity to our prayers. Down; and end;
This is the last. So we will home to Rome,
And die among our neighbours: nay, behold us,
This boy, that cannot tell what he would have,
But kneels, and holds up hands for fellowship,
Does reason our petition with more strength,
Than thou hast to deny't. Come, let us go:
This fellow had a Volscian to his mother:
His wife is in Corioli, and this child
Like him by chance; yet give us our dispatch

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I'm husht, until our city be afire,
And then I'll speak a little.* note

Cor.
Oh mother, mother!— [Holds her by the hands, silent.
What have you done? behold, the heav'ns do ope,
The gods look down, and this unnatural scene
They laugh at. O, mother, mother!
You've won a happy victory to Rome:† note
But for your son, believe it, oh, believe it,
Most dang'rously you have with him prevail'd,
If not most mortal to him. Let it come—
Aufidius, though I cannot make true wars,
I'll frame convenient peace. Now, good Aufidius,
Were you in my stead, say, would you have heard
A mother less? or granted less, Aufidius?

Auf.
I too was mov'd.

Cor.
I dare be sworn you were;
And, Sir, it is no little thing to make
Mine eyes to sweat compassion. But, good Sir,
O mother! wife!

Auf.
I'm glad thou'st set thy mercy and thy honour
At difference in thee, out of that I'll work
Myself a former fortune.
[Aside.

Cor.
Ay, by and by;
And you shall bear [To Volumnia, Virg. &c.
A better witness back, than words, which we
On like conditions will have counterseal'd.

Auf.
Ladies, you deserve
To have a temple built you: all the swords
In Italy, and her confederate arms,
Could not have made this peace.

Cor.
Come, enter with us.
[A March. Exeunt.

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Scene SCENE, the Forum. Enter Menenius and Sicinius.

Men.
See you yon coin o'th' capitol, yon corner stone?

Sic.
Why, what of that?

Men.

If it be possible for you to displace it, with your little finger, there is some hope the ladies of Rome, especially his mother, may prevail with him. But I say there is no hope in't; our throats are sentenc'd, and stay upon execution.

Sic.

Is't possible that so short a time can alter the condition of a man?

Men.

There is difference between a grub and a butterfly; yet your butterfly was a grub; this Martius is grown from man to dragon: he has wings; he's more than a creeping thing.

Sic.

He lov'd his mother, dearly.

Men.

So did he me; and he no more remembers his mother now, than an eight years old horse. The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. When he walks, he moves like an engine, and the ground shrinks before his treading. He is able to pierce a corslet, with his eye: talks like a knell, and his hum is a battery. He sits in his state, as a thing made for Alexander. What he bids be done, is finish'd with his bidding. He wants nothing of a god, but eternity, and a heaven to throne in.

Sic.

Yes, mercy, if you report him truly.

Men.

I paint him in the character. Mark what mercy his mother shall bring from him; there is no more mercy in him, than there is milk in a male tyger; that shall our poor city find; and all this is long of you.

Sic.

The gods be good unto us!

Men.

No, in such a case the gods will not be good unto us. When we banish'd him, we respected not them: and he, returning to break our necks, they respect not us.

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Enter Messenger.

Mes.
Sir, if you'd save your life, fly to your house;
The Plebeians have got your fellow-tribune,
And hale him up and down; all swearing, if
The Roman ladies bring not comfort home,
They'll give him death by inches.
Enter another Messenger.

Sic.
What's the news?

Mes.
Good news, good news, the ladies have prevail'd,
The Volscians are dislodg'd, and Martius gone:
A merrier day did never yet greet Rome;
No, not th' expulsion of the Tarquins.

Sic.
Friend,
Art certain this is true? is it most certain?

Mes.
As certain as I know the sun is fire:
Where have you lurk'd, that you make doubt of it?
Ne'er through an arch so hurried the blown tide,
As the recomforted through th' gates.
Why, hark you; [Trumpets and shouts.
The trumpets, and the shouting Romans
Make the sun dance. Hark you.
[A shout within.

Men.
This is good news?
I will go meet the ladies. This Volumnia
Is worth of consuls, senators, patricians,
A city full: of tribunes, such as you,
A sea and land full. You've pray'd well, to-day:
This morning, for ten thousand of your throats,
I'd not have given a doit. Hark how they joy.
[Sound still, with the shouts.

Sic.
First, the gods bless you, for your tidings! next,
Accept my thankfulness.

Mes.
Sir, we have all great cause to give great thanks.

Sic.
They're near the city?

Mes.
Almost at point to enter.

Sic.
We'll meet them, and help the joy.
[Exeunt.

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Scene SCENE, Antium. A march. Enter Tullus Aufidius, with Attendants.

Auf.
Go tell the lords o'th' city, I am here:
Deliver them this paper; having read it,
Bid them repair to the market-place, where I,
Even in theirs, and in the commons ears,
Will vouch the truth of it. He, I accuse,
The city ports by this hath enter'd, and
Intends t' appear before the people, hoping
To purge himself with words. Dispatch. Enter three or four conspirators of Aufidius's faction.
Most welcome!

1 Con.
How is it with our general?

Auf.
Even so,
As with a man by his own alms impoison'd,
And with his charity slain.

2 Con.
Most noble Sir,
If you do hold the same intent, wherein
You wish'd us parties; we'll deliver you
Of your great danger.

Auf.
Sir, I cannot tell;
We must proceed, as we do find the people.

3 Con.
The people will remain uncertain, whilst
'Twixt you there's difference; but the fall of either,
Makes the survivor heir of all.

Auf.
I know it;
And my pretext to strike at him admits
A good construction.
Being banish'd Rome, he came unto my hearth,
Presented to my knife his throat; I took him,
Made him joint servant with me; gave him way,
In all his own desires; nay, let him chuse
Out of my files, his projects to accomplish,
My best and freshest men; serv'd his designments,
In mine own person; holp to reap the fame,
Which he did make all his; and took some pride
To do myself this wrong; 'till at the last,
I seem'd his follower, not partner; and

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He wag'd† note me with his countenance, as if
I had been mercenary.* note

1 Con.
So he did, my lord:
The army marvell'd at it, and, at last,
When he had carried Rome, and that we look'd
For no less spoil, than glory—

Auf.
There was it:
For which my sinews shall be stretch'd upon him:
At a few drops of women's rheum, which are
As cheap as lies, he sold the blood and labour
Of our great action; therefore, shall he die,
And I'll renew me, in his fall.
But, hark.
[Drums and trumpets sound, with great shouts of the people.

1 Con.
Your native town you enter'd like a post,
And had no welcomes home, but he returns,
Splitting the air with noise.

Auf.
Say no more,
Here come the lords.
Enter the lords of the city.

All Lords.
You are most welcome home.

Auf.
I have not deserv'd it.
But, worthy lords, have you with heed perus'd
What I have written?

All.
We have.

1 Lord.
And grieve to hear it.
What faults he made before the last, I think
Might have found easy fines: but there to end
Where he was to begin, and give away
The benefit of our levies, answering us
With our own charge, making a treaty, where
There was a yielding, admits no excuse.

Auf.
He approaches; you shall hear him.

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Scene SCENE. Enter Coriolanus.

Cor.
Hail, lords; I am return'd, your soldier;
No more infected with my country's love,
Than when I parted hence, but still subsisting
Under your great command. You are to know,
That prosperously I have attempted, and
With bloody passage led your wars, even to
The gates of Rome: our spoils we have brought home,
Do more than counterpoise, a full third part,
The charges of the action. We've made peace,
With no less honour to the Antiates,
Than shame to th' Romans: and we here deliver,
Subscribed by the consuls and patricians,
Together with the seal o'th' senate, what
We have compounded on.

Auf.
Read it not, noble lords:
But tell the traitor, in the highest degree,
He hath abus'd your powers.

Cor.
Traitor!—how now!—

Auf.
Ay, traitor, Martius.

Cor.
Martius!—

Auf.
Ay, Martius, Caius Martius; dost thou think
I'll grace thee with that robbery, thy stol'n name
Coriolanus, in Corioli?
You lords, and head o'th' state, perfidiously
He has betray'd your business, and given up,
For certain drops of salt, your city Rome:
I say your city, to his wife and mother;
Breaking his oath and resolution, like
A twist of rotten silk, never admitting
Counsel o'th' war; but at his nurse's tears,
He whin'd and roar'd away your victory,
That pages blush'd at him, and men of heart,
Look'd wond'ring each at other.

Cor.
Hear'st thou, Mars?

Auf.
Name not the god, thou boy of tears.

Cor.
Ha!

Auf.
No more.

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Cor.
Measureless liar, thou hast made my heart
Too great for what contains it. Boy? O slave?—
* notePardon me, lords, 'tis the first time I ever
Was forc'd to scold. Your judgments, my grave lords,
Must give this cur the lie; and his own notion,
Who wears my stripes imprest upon him, that
Must bear my beating to his grave, shall join
To thrust the lie unto him.

1 Lord.
Peace, both, and hear me speak.

Cor.
Cut me to pieces, Volscians, men and lads,
Stain all your edges in me. Boy? false hound!—
If you have writ your annals true, 'tis there,
That like an eagle in a dove-coat, I
Flutter'd your Volscians in Corioli.
Alone I did it. Boy?—

Auf.
Why, noble lords,
Will you be put in mind of his blind fortune,
Which was your shame, by this unholy braggart,
'Fore your own eyes and ears?

All Con.
Let him die for't.

2 Lord.
Peace—no outrage—peace—
The man is noble, and his fame folds in
This orb o'th' earth; his last offences to us,
Shall have judicious hearing. Stand, Aufidius,
And trouble not the peace.

Cor.
O that I had him,
With six Aufidius's, or more; his tribe;
To use my lawful sword—

Auf.
Insolent villain!

All Con.† note
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill him.
[The conspirators all draw, and kill Martius, who falls, and Aufidius stands on him.

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Lords.
Hold, hold, hold, hold.

Auf.
My noble masters, hear me speak.
My lords, when you shall know (as in this rage
Provok'd by him, I cannot) the great danger,
Which this man's life did owe you, you'll rejoice
That he is thus cut off. Please it your honours,
To call me to your senate, I'll deliver
Myself your loyal servant, or endure
Your heaviest censure.

1 Lord.
Bear from hence his body,
And mourn you for him. Let him be regarded,
As the most noble coarse, that ever herald
Did follow to his urn.

Auf.
My rage is gone,* note
And I am struck with sorrow: take him up:
Help three o'th' chiefest soldiers; I'll be one.
Beat thou the drum that it speak mournfully:
Trail your steel pikes. Though in this city he
Hath widowed and unchilded many a one,
Which to this hour bewail the injury;
Yet he shall have a noble memory.
note[Exeunt, bearing the body of Martius. A dead march sounded.

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Introductory matter

Title page TWELFTH NIGHT: OR, WHAT YOU WILL. A COMEDY, by SHAKESPEARE, AS PERFORMED AT THE THEATRES-ROYAL. Regulated from the PROMPT-BOOK. With PERMISSION of the MANAGERS, By Mr. HOPKINS, Prompter. An INTRODUCTION, and NOTES Critical and Illustrative, ARE ADDED, BY THE AUTHORS of the DRAMATIC CENSOR. LONDON: Printed for JOHN BELL, near Exeter-Exchange, in the Strand; and C. ETHERINGTON, at York. MDCCLXXIII.

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INTRODUCTION.

TWELFTH NIGHT: OR, WHAT YOU WILL. This play, which might very properly borrow a title from another of our Author's pieces—the Comedy of Errors—is in its plot very complicate, irregular, and in some places incredible. The grave scenes are graceful and familiar: the comic ones full charged with humour; but rather of the obsolete kind.—Malvolio's ridiculous self-sufficiency is displayed in a most masterly manner: Sir Toby and Sir Andrew keep pace with him; and Viola, though romantic in her love, is delicately sustained. Very few pieces have more spirit than Twelfth Night, or more pleasingly unravel in their catastrophe, an intanglement of characters, and circumstances. Action must render it more pleasing than perusal.

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DRAMATIS PERSONÆ.

[Curio], [Servant], [Officer 1], [Officer 2], [Priest]

Drury-Lane. Covent-Garden.
Orsino, Mr. Jefferson. Mr. Hull.
Sebastian, Mr. Cautherly. Mr. Wroughton.
Antonio, Mr. Davies. Mr. Gardner.
Valentine, Mr. Wheeler.
Sir Toby Belch, Mr. Love. Mr. Dunstall.
Sir Andrew Ague-cheek [Sir Andrew Aguecheek], Mr. Dodd. Mr. Woodward.
A Sea-Captain, Mr. Wright. Mr. Fox.
Fabian, Mr. Waldron. Mr. Lewes.
Malvolio, Mr. King. Mr. Yates.
Clown [Feste], Mr. Vernon. Mr. Dyer.
Olivia, Mrs. Abington. Mrs. Mattocks.
Viola, Miss Younge. Mrs. Yates.
Maria, Mrs. Egerton. Mrs. Gardner.
Priests, Sailors, Officers, and other Attendants.
SCENE, a City on the Coast of Illyria.

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Main text ACT I. Scene SCENE the Palace. Duke, Curio, and Lords, discovered. [Soft music plays.]

Duke.
If music be the food of love, play on* note;
Give me excess of it; that, surfeiting,
The appetite may sicken, and so die. [Music again.
That strain again; it had a dying fall:
O, it came o'er my ear, like the sweet south,
That breathes upon a bank of violets,
Stealing and giving odour. [Music again.] Hush! no more;
'Tis not so sweet now, as it was before† note






.

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Cur.
Will you go hunt, my Lord?

Duke.
What, Curio?

Cur.
The hart.

Duke.
Why, so I do, the noblest that I have:
O, when mine eyes did see Olivia first,
Methought she purg'd the air of pestilence;
That instant was I turn'd into a hart,
And my desires, like fell and cruel hounds* note,
E'er since pursue me. How now, what news from her?
Enter Valentine.

Val.
So please my lord, I might not be admitted,
But from her handmaid do return this answer:
The element itself, till seven years hence,
Shall not behold her face at ample view;
But like a cloystress she will veiled walk,
And water once a day her chambers round,
With eye-offending brine: all this to season
A brother's dead love, which she would keep fresh
And lasting, in her sad remembrance still.

Duke.
O! she, that hath a heart of that fine frame,
To pay this debt of love but to a brother,
How will she love, when the rich golden shaft
Hath kill'd the flock of all affections else,
That live in her!
Away before me to sweet beds of flowers,
Love-thoughts lie rich, when canopied with bowers.
[Exeunt. Scene SCENE the street. Enter Viola, and a Captain.

Vio.
What country, Sir, is this?

Cap.
Illyria, lady.

Vio.
And what should I do in Illyria?
My brother is in Elysium.
Perchance he is not drown'd.

Cap.
It is perchance that you yourself were sav'd.

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Vio.
O my poor brother! so perchance may he be.

Cap.
True, madam: and to comfort you with chance,
Assure yourself, after our ship did split,
When you, and that poor number sav'd with you,
Hung on our driving boat, I saw your brother,
Most provident in peril, bind himself
(Courage and hope both teaching him the practice)
To a strong mast that liv'd upon the sea;
Where like Arion on the dolphin's back,
I saw him hold acquaintance with the waves.
So long as I could see.

Vio.
Mine own escape unfoldeth to my hope,
Whereto thy speech serves for authority,
The like of him. And knowest thou this country?

Cap.
Ay, madam, well; for I was bred and born
Not three hours travel from this very place.

Vio.
Who governs here?

Cap.
A noble duke, in nature,
As in his name.

Vio.
What is his name?

Cap.
Orsino.

Vio.
Orsino! I have heard my father name him:
He was a bachelor, then.

Cap.
And so is now, or was so, very late;
For but a month ago I went from hence,
And then 'twas fresh in murmur (as you know
What great ones do, the less will prattle of)
That he did seek the love of fair Olivia.

Vio.
What's she?

Cap.
A virtuous maid, the daughter of a count,
That dy'd some twelve months since, then leaving her,
In the protection of his son, her brother,
Who shortly also dy'd: for whose dear love,
They say, she hath abjur'd the company
And sight of men.

Vio.
O that I serv'd that lady,
And't might not be deliver'd to the world,

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'Till I had made my own occasion mellow
What my estate is* note!

Cap.
That were hard to compass;
Because she will admit no kind of suit;
No, not the duke's.

Vio.
There is a fair behaviour in thee, captain;
And tho' that nature with a beauteous wall
Doth oft close in pollution; yet of thee
I will believe, thou hast a mind that suits
With this thy fair and outward character.
I pr'ythee, and I'll pay thee bounteously,
Conceal me what I am, and be my aid,
For such disguise as haply shall become
The form of my intent. I'll serve this duke;
Thou shalt present me as an eunuch to him† note;
It may be worth thy pains; for I can sing,
And speak to him in many sorts of music,
That will allow me very worth his service.
What else may hap, to time I will commit,
Only shape thou thy silence to my wit.

Cap.
Be you his eunuch, and your mute I'll be:
When my tongue blabs, then let mine eyes not see!

Vio.
I thank thee; lead me on.
[Exeunt. Scene SCENE Olivia's house. noteEnter Sir Toby and Maria.

Sir Tob.

What a plague means my neice to take the death of her brother, thus? I am sure care's an enemy to life.

Mar.

By my troth, Sir Toby, you must come in,

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earlier a-nights; your neice, my lady, takes great exceptions to your ill hours.

Sir To.

Why, let her except, as before excepted.

Mar.

Ay, but you must confine yourself within the modest limits of order.

Sir To.

Confine? I'll confine myself no finer than I am; these clothes are good enough to drink in, and so be these boots, too; if they be not, let them hang themselves in their own straps.

Mar.

That quaffing and drinking will undo you; I heard my lady talk of it, yesterday; and of a foolish knight that you brought in one night here, to be her wooer.

Sir To.

Who, Sir Andrew Ague-cheek?

Mar.

Ay, he.

Sir To.

He's as tall a man as any in Illyria.

Mar.

What's that to th' purpose?

Sir To.

Why, he has three thousand ducats, a year.

Mar.

Ay, but he'll have but a year, in all those ducats: he's a very fool and a prodigal.

Sir To.

Fie, that you'll say so! he plays o'th'violde-gambo, and speaks three or four languages, word for word, without book, and hath all the good gifts of nature.

Mar.

He hath indeed—almost natural; for besides that he's a fool, he's a great quarreller; and but that he hath the gift of a coward, to allay the gust he hath in quarrelling, 'tis thought among the prudent, he would quickly have the gift of a grave.

Sir To.

By this hand, they are scoundrels and substractors, that say so of him. Who are they?

Mar.

They that add moreover, he's drunk nightly, in your company.

Sir To.

With drinking healths to my neice: I'll drink to her as long as there is a passage in my throat, and drink in Illyria. He's a coward and a kestrel* note, that will not drink to my neice, 'till his brains turn o'th' toe, like a parish-top. What,

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wench?* note Castiliano volto! for here comes Sir Andrew Ague cheek.

Scene SCENE. Enter Sir Andrew† note.

Sir And.

Sir Toby Belch! how now, Sir Toby Belch?

Sir To.

Sweet Sir Andrew!

Sir And.

Bless you, fair shrew.

Mar.

And you too, Sir.

Sir To.

Accost, Sir Andrew, accost.

Sir And.

What's that?

Sir To.

My neice's chamber-maid.

Sir And.

Good mistress Accost, I desire better acquaintance.

Mar.

My name is Mary, Sir.

Sir And.

Good mistress Mary Accost.

Sir To.

You mistake, knight: accost is, front her, board her, wooe her, assail her.

Sir And.

By my troth, I would not undertake her, in this company. Is that the meaning of accost?

Mar.

Fare you well, gentlemen.

Sir To.

If thou let her part so, Sir Andrew, would thou might'st never draw sword again.

Sir And.

If you part so, mistress, I would I might never draw sword again. Fair lady, do you think you have fools in hand?

Mar.

Sir, I have not you by th' hand.

Sir And.

Marry, but you shall have, and here's my hand.

Mar.

Now, Sir, thought is free: I pray you, bring your hand to th' buttery-bar, and let it drink.‡ note.

Sir And.

Wherefore, sweetheart? what's your metaphor?

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Mar.

It's dry, Sir.

Sir And.

Why, I think so: I am not such an ass, but I can keep my hand dry. But what's your jest?

Mar.

A dry jest, Sir.

Sir And.

Are you full of them?

Mar.

Ay, Sir, I have them at my fingers ends: marry, now I let go your hand, I am barren.

[Exit Maria.

Sir To.

O knight, thou lack'st a cup of canary: when did I see thee so put down?

Sir And.

Never in your life, I think, unless you see canary put me down: methinks sometimes I have no more wit, than a christian, or an ordinary man has; but I am a great eater of beef, and I believe that does harm to my wit.

Sir To.

No question.

Sir And.

If I thought that, I'd forswear it. I'll ride home, to-morrow, Sir Toby.

Sir To.

Pourquoy, my dear knight?

Sir And.

What is pourquoy? do, or not do? I would I had bestowed that time in the tongues, that I have in fencing, dancing, and bear-baiting. O had I but follow'd the arts!

Sir To.

Then hadst thou had an excellent head of hair.

Sir And.

Why, would that have mended my hair?

Sir To.

Past question, for thou seest it will not curl, by nature.

Sir And.

But it becomes me well enough, does't not?

Sir To.

Excellent; it hangs like flax on a distaff; and I hope to see a housewife take thee between her legs, and spin it off.

Sir And.

'Faith I'll home, to-morrow, Sir Toby; your neice will not be seen, or if she be, it's four to one she'll none of me: the duke himself here, hard by, wooes her.

Sir To.

She'll none o'th' duke, she'll not match above her degree, neither in estate, years, nor wit; I have heard her swear. Tut, there's life in't, man.

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Sir And.

I'll stay a month longer. I am a fellow o'th' strangest mind i'th' world: I delight in masks and revels sometimes, altogether.

Sir To.

Art thou good at these kick-shaws, knight?

Sir And.

As any man in Illyria, whatsoever he be, under the degree of my betters; and yet I will not compare with an old man* note.

Sir To.

What is thy excellence in a galliard, knight?

Sir And.

'Faith, I can cut a caper.

Sir To.

And I can cut the mutton to't.

Sir And.

And I think I have the back-trick, simply, as strong as any man in Illyria.

Sir To.

Wherefore are these things hid? wherefore have these gifts a curtain before 'em? are they like to take dust, like mistress Mall's picture? why dost thou not go to church in a galliard† note, and come home in a coranto? my very walk should be a jig: what dost thou mean? is this a world to hide virtues in? I did think, by the excellent constitution of thy leg, it was form'd under the star of a galliard.

Sir And.

Ay, 'tis strong, and it does indifferent well, in a flame-colour'd stocking. Shall we set about some revels?

Sir To.

What shall we do else? were we not born under Taurus?

Sir And.

Taurus? that's sides and heart.

Sir To.

No, Sir, it is legs and thighs. Let me see thee caper: ha! higher: ha! ha! excellent!

[Exeunt. Scene SCENE the palace. Enter Duke, Viola in man's attire, and Lords.

Duke.
Cesario,
Thou know'st no less, but all: I have unclasp'd

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To thee the book even of my secret soul.
Therefore, good youth, address thy gait unto her,
Be not deny'd access, stand at her doors,
And tell them, there thy fixed foot shall grow,
'Till thou have audience.

Vio.
Sure, my noble lord,
If she be so abandon'd to her sorrow,
As it is spoke, she never will admit me.

Duke.
Be clamorous, and leap all civil bounds,
Rather than make unprofited return.

Vio.
Say I do speak with her, my lord, what then?

Duke.
O then, unfold the passion of my love,
Surprize her with discourse of my dear faith;
It shall become thee well to act my woes;
She will attend it better in thy youth,
Than in a nuncio of more grave aspect.

Vio.
I think not so, my lord.

Duke.
Dear lad, believe it:
For they shall yet belie thy happy years,
That say thou art a man: Diana's lip
Is not more smooth and rubious* note; thy small pipe
Is as the maiden's organ, shrill and sound,
I know thy constellation is right apt,
For this affair: some four or five attend him,
All, if you will: for I myself am best,
When least in company. Prosper well, in this,
And thou shalt live as freely as thy lord,
To call his fortunes thine. [Exit Duke.

Vio.
I'll do my best,
To woo your lady; yet, O baneful strife!
Who-e'er I woo, myself would be his wife.
[Exeunt. Scene SCENE, Olivia's house. Enter Maria and Clown.

Mar.

Nay, either tell me where thou hast been, or I will not open my lips so wide, as a bristle may enter, in way of thy excuse; my lady will hang thee, for thy absence.

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Clo.

Let her hang me; he that is well hang'd in this world, needs fear no colours.

Mar.

Make that good.

Clo.

He shall see none to fear.

Mar.

A good lenten* note answer: I can tell thee where that saying was born, of, I fear no colours.

Clo.

Where, good mistress Mary?

Mar.

In the wars, and that you may be bold to say in your foolery.

Clo.

Well, heaven give them wisdom, that have it; and those that are fools, let them use their talents.

Mar.

Yet you will be hang'd for being so long absent, or be turn'd away; is not that as good as a hanging to you?

Clo.

Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage! and for turning away, let summer bear it out.

Mar.

You are resolute, then?

Clo.

Not so, neither, but I am resolv'd on two points.

Mar.

That if one break, the other will hold; or, if both break, your gaskins† note fall.

Clo.

Apt, in good faith, very apt: well, go thy way; if Sir Toby would leave drinking, thou wert as witty a piece of Eve's flesh, as any in Illyria.

Mar.

Peace, you rogue, no more o'that: here comes my lady; make your excuse wisely; you were best.

[Exit. Scene SCENE. Enter Olivia and Malvolio.

Clo.

Wit, an't be thy will, put me into good fooling; those wits that think they have thee, do very oft prove fools; and I, that am sure I lack thee, may pass for a wise man‡ note. For what says Quinapalus? better a witty fool, than a foolish wit. God bless thee, lady!

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Oli.

Take the fool away.

Clo.

Do you not hear, fellows? Take away the lady.

Oli.

Go to, y'are a dry fool; I'll no more of you; besides, you grow dishonest.

Clo.

Two faults, Madona, that drink and good counsel will amend; for give the dry fool drink, then is the fool not dry. Bid the dishonest man mend himself; if he mend, he is no longer dishonest; if he cannot, let the botcher mend him. Any thing that's mended, is but patch'd; virtue that transgresses, is but patch'd with sin; and sin that amends, is but patch'd with virtue. The lady bad, take away the fool, therefore, I say again, take her away* note.

Oli.

Sir, I bad them take away you.

Clo.

Misprision, in the highest degree. Lady, Cuoullus non facit monachum; that's as much as to say, I wear not motley in my brain: good Madona, give me leave to prove you a fool.

Oli.

Can you do it?

Clo.

Dexterously, good Madona.

Clo.

Make your proof.

Clo.

I must catechize you for it, Madona; good my mouse of virtue, answer me.

Oli.

Well, Sir, for want of other idleness, I'll bide your proof.

Clo.

Good Madona, why mourn'st thou?

Oli.

Good fool, for my brother's death.

Clo.

I think his soul is in hell, Madona.

Oli.

I know his soul is in heav'n, fool.

Clo.

The more fool you, Madona, to mourn for your brother's soul being in heav'n: take away the fool, gentlemen.

Oli.

What think you of this fool, Malvolio, doth he not mend?

Mal.

Yes, and shall do, 'till the pangs of death

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shake him. Infirmity, that decays the wise, doth ever make better the fool.

Clo.

Heav'n send you, Sir, a speedy infirmity, for the better increasing your folly! Sir Toby will be sworn that I am no fox, but he will not pass his word for two pence, that you are no fool.

Oli.

How say you to that, Malvolio?

Mal.

I marvel your ladyship takes delight in such a barren rascal; I saw him put down, the other day, with an ordinary fool, that has no more brains than a stone. Look you, now, he's out of his guard, already; unless you laugh and minister occasion to him, he is gagg'd. I protest I take those wise men, that crow so at these set kind of fools, no better than the fools Zanies* note.

Oli.

O, you are sick of self-love, Malvolio, and taste with a distemper'd appetite. To be generous, guiltless, and of free disposition, is to take those things for bird-bolts, that you deem cannon-bullets: there is no slander in an allow'd fool, though he do nothing but rail: nor no railing in a known discreet man, though he do nothing but reprove.

Clo.

Now Mercury endue thee with learning! for thou speak'st well of fools.

Enter Maria.

Mar.

Madam, there is at the gate a young gentleman, much desires to speak with you.

Oli.

From the duke Orsino is it?

Mar.

I know not, madam; 'tis a fair young man, and well attended.

Oli.

Who of my people hold him in delay?

Mar.

Sir Toby, Madam, your uncle.

Oli.

Fetch him off, I pray you, he speaks nothing but madman: fie on him! Go you, Malvolio; if it be a suit from the duke, I am sick, or not at home. What you will to dismiss it. [Exit Malvolio.] Now

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see, Sir, how your fooling grows old, and people dislike it.

Clo.

Thou hast spoke for us, Madona, as if thy eldest son should be a fool: whose skull Jove cramm'd with brains! for here comes one of thy kin, has a most weak pia mater.

Scene SCENE. Enter Sir Toby.

Oli.

By mine honour, half drunk. What is he at the gate, uncle?

Sir To.

A gentleman.

Oli.

A gentleman? what gentleman?

Sir To.

'Tis a gentleman. Here—[Belching.] a plague o'these pickle herrings: how now, sot?

Clo.

Good Sir Toby.

Oli.

Uncle, uncle, how have you come so early by this lethargy?

Sir To.

Letchery! I defy letchery: there's one at the gate.

Oli.

Ay marry, what is he?

Sir To.

Let him be the devil, an he will, I care not: give me faith, say I. Well, it's all one.

[Exit.

Oli.

What's a drunken man like, fool?

Clo.

Like a drown'd man, a fool, and a madman: on edraught above heat, makes him a fool, the second mads him, and a third drowns him* note.

Oli.

Go thou and seek the coroner, and let him sit o'my uncle: for he's in the third degree of drink; he's drown'd; go look after him.

Clo.

He is but mad, yet, Madona, and the fool shall look to the madman.

[Exit Clown. Enter Malvolio.

Mal.

Madam, yon young fellow swears he will speak with you. I told him you were sick, he takes on him to understand so much, and therefore comes to speak with you. I told him you were asleep, he seems to have a fore-knowledge of that, too, and

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therefore comes to speak with you. What is to be said to him, lady? he's fortified against any denial.

Oli.

Tell him he shall not speak with me.

Mal.

He has been told so; and he says he'll stand at your door like a sheriff's post* note, or be the supporter to a bench, but he'll speak with you.

Oli.

What kind o'man is he?

Mal.

Why, of mankind.

Oli.

What manner of man?

Mal.

Of very ill manners; he'll speak with you, will you or no.

Oli.

Of what personage and years is he?

Mal.

Not yet old enough for a man, nor young enough for a boy; as a squash is before 'tis a peascod, or a codling when 'tis almost an apple: 'tis with him in standing water, between boy and man. He is very well-favour'd, and he speaks very shrewishly; one would think his mother's milk was scarce out of him.

Oli.

Let him approach: call in my gentlewoman.

Mal.

Gentlewoman, my lady calls.

[Exit. Scene SCENE. Enter Maria.

Oli.
Give me my veil: come, throw it o'er my face;
We'll once more hear Orsino's embassy.
Enter Viola.

Vio.

The honourable lady of the house, which is she?

Oli.

Speak to me, I shall answer for her: your will?

Vio.

Most radiant, exquisite, and unmatchable beauty—I pray you, tell me if this be the lady of

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the house, for I never saw her. I would be loth to cast away my speech; for besides that it is excellently well penn'd, I have taken great pains to con it. Good beauties, let me sustain no scorn; I am very prompt, even to the least sinister usage.

Oli.

Whence came you, Sir?

Vio.

I can say little more than I have studied, and that question's out of my part. Good gentle one, give me modest assurance, if you be the lady of the house, that I may proceed in my speech.

Oli.

Are you a comedian?

Vio.

No, my profound heart; and yet, by the very fangs of malice, I swear, I am not that I play. Are you the lady of the house?

Oli.

If I do not usurp myself, I am.

Vio.

Most certain, if you are she, you do usurp yourself; for what is yours to bestow, is not yours to reserve; but this is from my commission. I will on with my speech in your praise, and then shew you the heart of my message.

Oli.

Come to what is important in't: I forgive you the praise.

Vio.

Alas! I took great pains to study it, and 'tis poetical.

Oli.

It is the more like to be feign'd. I pray you, keep it in. I heard you were sawcy at my gates, and I allow'd your approach, rather to wonder at you, than to hear you. If you be not mad, be gone; if you have reason, be brief; 'tis not that time of the moon with me, to make one in so skipping* note a dialogue. What are you? what would you?

Vio.

The rudeness that hath appear'd in me, have I learn'd from my entertainment. What I am, and what I would, are as secret to your ears, as divinity; to any others, prophanation.

Oli.

Give us the place alone. [Exit Maria.] We will hear this divinity. Now, Sir, what is your text?

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Vio.

Most sweet lady.

Oli.

A comfortable doctrine, and much may be said of it. Where lies the text?

Vio.

In Orsino's bosom.

Oli.

In his bosom? in what chapter of his bosom?

Vio.

To answer by the method, in the first of his heart.

Oli.

O, I have read it; it is heresy. Have you no more to say?

Vio.

Good madam, let me see your face.

Oli.

Have you any commission from your lord to negociate with my face? you are now out of your text? but we will draw the curtain, and shew you the picture. Look you, Sir, such a one I wear.

[Unveiling.

Vio.
'Tis beauty truly blent* note, whose red and white
Nature's own sweet and cunning hand laid on:
Lady, you are the cruell'st she alive,
If you will lead these graces to the grave,
And leave the world no copy.

Oli.

O, Sir, I will not be so hard-hearted: I will give out divers schedules of my beauty. It shall be inventoried, and every particle and utensil labell'd to my will. As, Item, two lips, indifferent red. Item, two grey eyes, with lids to them. Item, one neck, one chin, and so forth. Were you sent hither to praise me?

Vio.
I see you what you are, you are too proud;
But if you are the devil, you are fair.
My lord and master loves you: O, such love
Could be but recompenc'd, tho' you were crown'd
The non-pareil of beauty.

Oli.
How does he love me?

Vio.
With adorations, with fertile tears,
With groans that thunder love, with sighs of fire.

Oli.
Your lord does know my mind, I cannot love him;

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Yet I suppose him virtuous, know him noble,
Of great estate, of fresh and stainless youth;
In voices well divulg'd; free, learn'd, and valiant,
And in dimension and the shape of nature,
A gracious person; yet I cannot love him;
He might have took his answer, long ago.

Vio.
If I did love you in my master's flame,
With such a suff'ring, such a deadly life,
In your denial I would find no sense,
I would not understand it.

Oli.
What would you do?

Vio.
Make me a willow cabin at your gate,
And call upon my soul within the house;
Write loyal canto's of contemned love,
And sing them loud, even in the dead of night:
Hollow your name to the reverberant hills,
And make the babling gossip of the air,
Cry out Olivia: O, you should not rest,
Between the elements of air and earth,
But you should pity me.

Oli.
You might do much:
What is your parentage?

Vio.
Above my fortunes, yet my state is well:
I am a gentleman.

Oli.
Get you to your lord;
I cannot love him: let him send no more,
Unless, perchance, you come to me again,
To tell me how he takes it; fare you well:
I thank you for your pains; spend this for me.

Vio.
I'm no fee'd post, lady; keep your purse:
My master, not my self, lacks recompence.
Love makes his heart of flint, that you shall love;
And let your fervour, like my master's, be
Plac'd in contempt! farewel, fair cruelty.
[Exit.

Oli.
What is your parentage?
Above my fortunes, yet my state is well:
I am a gentleman—I'll be sworn thou art.
Thy tongue, thy face, thy limbs, actions, and spirit,
Do give thee five-fold blazon—not too fast—
Soft, soft, unless the man the master were.

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How now? even so quickly may one catch
The plague? methinks I feel this youth's perfections,
With an invisible and subtile stealth,
To creep in at mine eyes. Well, let it be—
What, hoa, Malvolio! Enter Malvolio.

Mal.
Here, madam, at your service.

Oli.
Run after that same peevish messenger,
The duke's man; he left here this ring behind him,
Would I, or not: tell him, I'll none of it:
Desire him not to flatter with his lord,
Nor hold him up with hopes; I am not for him:
If that the youth will come this way, to-morrow,
I'll give him reason for't. Hye thee, Malvolio.

Mal.
Madam, I will.
[Exit.

Oli.
I do I know not what, and fear to find
Mine eye too great a flatterer for my mind:
Fate, shew thy force; ourselves we do not owe;
What is decreed, must be; and be this so!
note End of the First ACT. ACT II. Scene SCENE the street. Enter Antonio and Sebastian.

Ant.

Will you stay no longer? nor will you not that I go with you?

Seb.

By your patience, no: my stars shine darkly over me; the malignancy of my fate might perhaps distemper yours; therefore I crave of you your leave, that I may bear my evils alone. It were a bad recompence for your love, to lay any of them on you.

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Ant.

Let me yet know of you whither you are bound.

Seb.

No, sooth, Sir; my determinate voyage is mere extravagancy: but I perceive in you so excellent a touch of modesty, that you will not extort from me what I am willing to keep in; therefore it charges me in manners the rather to express myself: you must know of me, then, Antonio, my name is Sebastian, which I call'd Rodorigo; my father was that Sebastian of Messaline, whom I know you have heard of. He left behind him, myself, and a sister, both born in one hour; if the heavens had been pleas'd, would we had so ended! but you, Sir, alter'd that; for some hours before you took me from the breach of the sea, was my sister drown'd.

Ant.

Alas the day!

Seb.

A lady, Sir, who, tho' it was said she much resembled me, was yet of many accounted beautiful; but tho' I could not with such estimable* note wonder over-far believe that, yet thus far I will boldly publish her, she bore a mind that envy could not but call fair: she is drown'd already, Sir, with salt water; tho' I seem to drown her remembrance again, with more.

Ant.

Pardon me, Sir, your bad entertaiment.

Seb.

O good Antonio, forgive me your trouble.

Ant.

If you will not murther me for my love, let me be your servant.

Seb.

If you will not undo what you have done, that is, kill him whom you have recover'd, desire it not. Fare ye well, at once; my bosom is full of kindness, and I am yet so near the manners of my mother, that upon the least occasion more, mine eyes will tell tales of me: I am bound to the duke Orsino's court; farewel.

Ant.

The gentleness of the Gods go with thee!

[Exeunt severally.

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Scene SCENE. Enter Viola, and Malvolio following.

Mal.

Young gentleman, were you not ev'n now with the countess Olivia?

Vio.

Even now, Sir, on a moderate pace I have since arriv'd but hither.

Mal.

She returns this ring to you, Sir; for being your lord's, she'll none of it. You might have saved me my pains, to have taken it away yourself. She adds, moreover, that you should put your lord into a desperate assurance, she will none of him. And one thing more, that you be never so hardy to come again in his affairs, unless it be to report your lord's taking of this: receive it so.

Vio.

She took the ring of me, I'll none of it.

Mal.

Come, Sir, you peevishly threw it to her, and her will is, it should be so return'd: if it be worth stooping for, there it lies in your eye; if not, be it his that finds it.

[Exit.

Vio.
None of my lord's ring! why, he sent her none,
I left no ring with her; what means this lady?
Fortune forbid my outside should have charm'd her!
She made good view of me, indeed so much,
That sure methought her eyes did let her tongue,
For she did speak in starts distractedly:
She loves me, sure, the cunning of her passion
Invites me in this churlish messenger.
None of my lord's ring? why he sent her none:
I am the man. If it be so: as 'tis,
Poor lady, she were better love a dream.
What will become of this; as I am man,
My state is desperate for my master's love;
As I am woman, now alas the day!
What thriftless sighs shall poor Olivia breathe!
O time, thou must untangle this, not I,
It is too hard a knot, for me t'unty.
[Exit. Scene SCENE. Olivia's houses. Sir Toby and Sir Andrew discovered.

Sir To.

Come, Sir Andrew, not to be a-bed after midnight, is to be up betimes, and Diluculo surgere, thou know'st.—

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Sir And.

Nay, by my troth, I know not; but I know, to be up late, is to be up late.

Sir To.

A false conclusion; I hate it worse than an unfill'd can; to be up after midnight, and to go to bed then, is early; so that to go to bed after midnight, is to go to bed, betimes. Does not our life consist of the four elements* note?

Sir And.

'Faith, so they say, but I think it rather consists of eating and drinking.

Sir To.

Th'art a scholar, let us therefore eat and drink. Maria! I say; a stoop of wine.

Enter Clown.

Sir And.

Here comes the fool, i'faith.

Clo.

How now, my hearts? did you never see the picture of we three?

Sir To.

Welcome, ass.

Sir And.

By my troth, the fool has an excellent wit. I had rather than forty shillings I had such a leg as the fool has. Insooth thou wast in very gracious fooling, last night, when thou spok'st of Pigrogromitus, of the Vapians passing the equinoctial of Queubus; 'twas very good, i'faith: I sent thee sixpence for thy leman, had'st it?

Clo.

I did† note impeticos thy gratillity; for Malvolio's nose is no whip-stock, my lady has a white hand, and the Myrmidons are no bottle ale houses.

Sir And.

Excellent: why, this is the best fooling, when all is done.

Sir To.

But shall we make the welkin dance, indeed? shall we rouze the night-owl in a catch, that will draw three souls out of one weaver? shall we do that‡ note?

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Sir And.

An you love me, let's do't: I am a dog at a catch.

Clo.

By'r lady, Sir, and some dogs will catch well.

Sir And.

Begin, fool; it begins, Hold thy peace.

Clo.

I shall never begin, if I hold my peace.

Sir And.

Good, i'faith: why then some thing else, or what you will. Come, begin.

[They sing.] Scene SCENE. Enter Maria.

Mar.

What a catterwauling do you keep, here? if my lady have not call'd up her steward Malvolio, and bid him turn you out of doors, never trust me.

Sir To.

My lady's a Cataian, we are politicians, Malvolio's a Peg-a-Ramsey, and Three merry men be we. Am not I consanguineous? am not I of her blood? Tilly valley, lady! there dwelt a man in Babylon, lady, lady* note.

[Singing.

Clo.

Beshrew me, the knight's in admirable fooling.

Sir And.

Ay, he does well enough if he be dispos'd, and so do I too: he does it with a better grace, but I do it more natural.

[They sing a catch.

Mar.

For the love o'God, peace.

Enter Malvolio.

Mal.

My masters, are you mad? or what are you? have you no wit, manners, nor honesty, but to gabble like tinkers at this time of night? do you make an ale-house of my lady's house, that ye squeak out your notecosiers catches without any mitigation or remorse of voice? is there no respect of place, persons, nor time, in you?

Sir To.

We did keep time, Sir, in our catches. Sneak up!

Mal.

Sir Toby, I must be round with you. My lady bade me tell you, that tho' she harbours you as her

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uncle, she's nothing ally'd to your disorders. If you can separate yourself and your misdemeanors, you are welcome to the house: if not, an it would please you to take leave of her, she is very willing to bid you farewel.

Sir To.

Farewel, dear heart, since I must needs be gone.

[Singing.

Mal.

Nay, good Sir Toby.

Clo.

His eyes do show his days are almost done.

Mal.

Is't even so.

Sir To.

But I will never die.

[Falls down, singing.

Clo.

Sir Toby, there you lie.

Mal.

This is much credit to you.

Sir To.

Sir, you lie: art thou any more than a steward? dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale?

Clo.

Yes, by St. Anne; and ginger shall be hot i'th' mouth, too.

Sir To.

Thou'rt i' th' right. Go, Sir, rub your chin with crums. A stoop of wine, Maria.

Mal.

Mrs. Mary, if you priz'd my lady's favour, at any thing more than contempt, you would not give means for this uncivil rule; she shall know of it, by this hand.

[Exit.

Mar.

Go, shake your ears.

Sir And.

'Twere as good a deed as to drink when a man's a hungry, to challenge him to the field, and then to break promise with him, and make a fool of him.

Sir To.

Do't, knight, I'll write thee a challenge: or I'll deliver thy indignation to him, by word of mouth.

Mar.

Sweet Sir Toby, be patient, for to-night; since the youth of the duke's was to-day with my lady, she is much out of quiet. For monsieur Malvolio, let me alone with him: if I do not gull him into a nay word, and make him a common recreation, do not think I have wit enough to lie straight in my bed: I know I can do it.

Sir To.

Possess us, possess us, tell us something of him.

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Mar.

Marry, Sir, sometimes he is a kind of a puritan.

Sir And.

O, if I thought that, I'd beat him like a dog.

Sir To.

What, for being a puritan? thy exquisite reason, dear knight?

Sir And.

I have no exquisite reason for't, but I have reason good enough.

Mar.

The devil a puritan that he is, or any thing, constantly, but a time-pleaser, an affected ass, that cons state without book, and utters it by great * noteswaths. The best persuaded of himself: so cramm'd, as he thinks, with excellencies, that it is his ground of faith, that all that look on him, love him; and on that vice in him, will my revenge find notable cause to work.

Sir To.

What wilt thou do?

Mar.

I will drop in his way, some obscure epistles of love, wherein by the colour of his beard, the shape of his leg, the manner of his gait, the expressure of his eye, forehead, and complexion, he shall find himself most feelingly personated. I can write very like my lady; on a forgotten matter we can hardly make distinction of our hands.

Sir To.

Excellent! I smell a device.

Sir And.

I hav't in my nose, too.

Sir To.

He shall think by the letters that thou wilt drop, that they come from my niece, and that she is in love with him.

Mar.

My purpose is indeed a horse of that colour.

Sir And.

And your horse now would make him an ass.

Mar.

Ass, I doubt not.

Sir And.

O, 'twill be admirable.

Mar.

Sport royal, I warrant you: I know my physick will work with him. I will plant you two, and let Fabian make a third, where he shall find the letter: observe his construction of it: for this night to bed, and dream on the event. Farewel.

[Exit.

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Sir To.

Good night, Penthesilea.

Sir And.

Before me, she's a good wench.

Sir To.

She's a beagle, true bred, and one that adores me; what o'that?

Sir And.

I was ador'd once, too.

Sir To.

Let's to bed, knight: thou had'st need send for more money.

Sir And.

If I cannot recover your niece, I am a foul way out.

Sir To.

Send for money, knight: if thou hast her not i'th' end, call me Cut.

Sir And.

If I do not, never trust me, take it how you will.

Sir To.

Come, come, I'll go burn some sack; 'tis too late to go to bed, now: come, knight, come, knight.

[Exeunt. Scene SCENE. The palace. Enter Duke and Viola.

Duke.
Come hither, boy; if ever thou shalt love,
In the sweet pangs of it, remember me;
For such as I am, all true lovers are;
Unstaid and skittish in all motions else,
Save in the constant image of the creature,
That is belov'd* note



.
My life upon't, young tho' thou art, thine eye
Hath staid upon some favour that it loves:
Hath it not, boy?

Vio.
A little, by your favour.

Duke.
What kind of woman is't?

Vio.
Of your complexion.

Duke.
She is not worth thee, then.
Once more, Cesario,

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Get thee to yon same sovereign cruelty:
Tell her, my love, more noble than the world,
Prizes not quantity of dirty land* note;
The parts that fortune hath bestow'd upon her,
Tell her I hold as giddily as fortune:
But 'tis that miracle, and queen of gems
That nature pranks her in, attracts my soul.

Vio.
But if she cannot love you, Sir?

Duke.
I cannot be so answer'd.

Vio.
Sooth but you must.
Say that some lady, as perhaps there is,
Hath for your love as great a pang of heart,
As you have for Olivia: you cannot love her;
You tell her so; must she not then be answer'd?

Duke.
There is no woman's sides
Can bide the beating of so strong a passion,
As love doth give my heart: make no compare,
Between that love a woman can bear me,
And that I owe Olivia.

Vio.
Ay, but I know—

Duke.
What dost thou know?

Vio.
Too well what love women to men may owe;
In faith, they are as true of heart as we.
My father had a daughter lov'd a man,
As it might be, perhaps, were I a woman,
I should your lordship.

Duke.
What's her history?

Vio.
A blank, my lord: she never told her love† note;
But let concealment, like a worm i'th' bud,
Feed on her damask cheek: she pin'd in thought,
And with a green and yellow melancholy,
She sat like Patience on a monument,
Smiling at grief. Was not this love, indeed?
We men may say more, swear more, but indeed,

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Our shews are more than will; for still we prove
Much in our vows, but little in our love.

Duke.
But dy'd thy sister of her love, my boy?

Vio.
I'm all the daughters of my father's house,
And I am all the sons; but yet I know not,—
Sir, shall I to this lady?

Duke.
Ay, that's the theme.
To her in haste; give her this jewel: say,
My love can give no place, bide no denay.
[Exeunt. Scene SCENE. Olivia's garden. Enter Sir Toby, Sir Andrew, and Fabian.

Sir To.

Come thy ways, signor Fabian.

Fab.

Nay, I'll come; if I lose a scruple of this sport, let me be boil'd to death with melancholy.

Sir To.

Would'st thou not be glad to have the niggardly rascally sheep-biter come by some notable shame?

Fab.

I would exult, man; you know he brought me out of favour with my lady; about a bear-baiting here.

Sir To.

To anger him we'll have the bear again, and we will fool him black and blue. Shall we not, Sir Andrew?

Sir And.

An we do not, it's pity of our lives.

Enter Maria.

Sir To.

Here comes the little villain: how now, my nettle of India?

Mar.

Get ye all three behind yon tree; Malvolio's coming down this walk, he has been yonder i'th' sun, practising behaviour to his own shadow, this half hour. Observe him, for the love of mockery; for I know this letter will make a contemplative ideot of him. [Throws the letter upon the ground.] Close, in the name of jesting; lie thou there; for here comes the trout that must be caught with tickling.

[Exit. Scene SCENE. Enter Malvolio.

Mal.

'Tis but fortune; all is fortune. Maria once told me she did affect me; and I have heard herself

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come thus near, that should she fancy, it should be one of my complexion. Besides, she uses me with a more exalted respect, than any one else that follows her. What should I think on't?

Sir To.

Here's an over-weening rogue.

Fab.

Oh, peace: contemplation makes a rare turkey-cock of him: how he jets, under his advanced plumes!

Sir And.

'Slife, I could so beat the rogue.

Sir To.

Peace, I say.

Mal.

To be count Malvolio.

Sir To.

Ah, rogue!

Sir And.

Pistol him, pistol him.

Sir To.

Peace, peace.

Mal.

There is example for't: the Lady of the * noteStrachy married the yeoman of the wardrobe.

Sir And.

Fie on him, Jezebel!

Fab.

O, peace, now he's deeply in; look how imagination blows him.

Mal.

Having been three months married to her, sitting in my state—

Sir To.

O for a stone-bow to hit him in the eye!

Mal.

Calling my officers about me, in my branch'd velvet gown; having come from a day-bed, where I have left Olivia sleeping.

Sir To.

Fire and brimstone!

Fab.

Oh, peace, peace.

Mal.

And then to have the humour of state; and after a demure travel of regard, telling them I know my place, as I would they should do theirs—To ask for my uncle Toby

Sir To.

Bolts and shackles!

Fab.

Oh, peace, peace, peace; now, now.

Mal.

Seven of my people with an obedient start, make out for him: I frown, the while, and perchance

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wind* note up my watch, or play with some rich jewel. Toby approaches, bows there to me.

Sir To.

Shall this fellow live?

Mal.

I extend my hand to him, thus: quenching my familiar smile with an austere regard of controul.

Sir To.

And does not Toby take you a blow o' th' lips then?

Mal.

Saying, uncle Toby, my misfortunes having cast me on your niece, give me this prerogative of speech—

Sir To.

What, what?

Mal.

You must amend your drunkenness.

Sir To.

Out, scab!

Fab.

Nay, patience, or we break the sinews of our plot.

Mal.

Besides, you waste the treasure of your time, with a foolish knight—

Sir To.

That's me, I warrant you.

Mal.

One Sir Andrew.

Sir And.

I knew 'twas I; for many do call me a fool.

Mal.

What implement have we here?

[Taking up the letter.

Fab.

Now is the woodcock near the gin.

Sir To.

Oh, peace! now the spirit of humours intimate reading aloud to him!

Mal.

By my life, this is my lady's hand: these be her very C's, her U's, and her T's, and thus makes she her great P's. It is, in contempt of question, her hand.

Sir And.

Her C's, her U's, and her T's: why, that?

Mal.

To the unknown belov'd, this, and my good wishes; her very phrases: By your leave, wax. Soft! and the impressure her Lucrece, with which she uses to seal; 'tis my lady: to whom should this be?

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Fab.
This wins him, liver and all.

Mal.
Jove knows, I love, alas! but who,
Lips do not move, no man must know.

No man must know—what follows? the numbers alter—no man must know—if this should be thee; Malvolio?

Sir To.

Marry hang thee, Brock* note!


Mal.
I may command, where I adore,
  But silence, like a Lucrece knife,
With bloodless stroke my heart does gore,
  M. O. A. I. doth sway my life.

Fab.

A fustian riddle.

Sir To.

Excellent wench, say I.

Mal.

M. O. A. I. doth sway my life—nay, but first let me see—let me see—

Fab.

What a dish of poison has the she dress'd him!

Sir To.

And with what wing the stanyel† note checks at it!

Mal.

I may command, where I adore. Why, she may command me: I serve her, she is my lady. Why, this is evident to any formal capacity. There is no obstruction in this—and the end—what should that alphabetical position portend? if I could make that resemble something in me. Softly—M. O. A. I.

Sir To.

O, ay! make out that; he is now at a cold scent.

Fab.

Sowter will cry upon't, for all this, tho' it ben't as rank as a fox.

Mal.

M.Malvolio.—M.—why, that begins my name.

Fab.

Did not I say he would work it out? the cur is excellent at a fault.

Mal.

M. But then there is no consonancy in the sequel; that suffers under probation; A should follow, but O does.

Fab.

And O should end, I hope.

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Sir To.

Ay, or I'll cudgel him, and make him cry O.

Mal.

And then I comes behind.

Fab.

Ay, an you had an eye behind you, you might see more detraction at your heels, than fortunes before you.

Mal.

M. O. A. I.—this simulation is not as the former—and yet to crush this a little, it would bow to me, for every one of these letters is in my name. Soft, here follows prose—If this fall into thy hand, revolve. In my stars I am above thee, but be not afraid of greatness; some are born great, some atchieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. Thy fates open their hands, let thy blood and spirits embrace them; and to inure thyself to what thou art like to be, cast thy humble slough, and appear fresh. Be opposite with a kinsman, surly with servants: let thy tongue tang arguments of state; put thyself into the trick of singularity. She thus advises thee, that sighs for thee. Remember who commended thy yellow stockings, and wish'd to see thee ever cross-garter'd. I say, remember; go to, thou art made, if thou desirest to be so: if not, let me see thee a steward still, the fellow of servants, and not worthy to touch fortune's fingers. Farewel. She that would alter services with thee, the fortunate and happy. Day-light and* note champian discover no more: this is open. I will be proud, I will read politic authors, I will baffle Sir Toby, I will wash off gross acquaintance, I will be point devise, the very man. I do not fool myself, to let imagination jade me; for every reason excites to this, that my lady loves me. She did commend my yellow stockings, of late, she did praise my leg, being cross-garter'd, and in this she manifests herself to my love, and with a kind of injunction drives me to these habits of her liking. I thank my stars, I am happy: I will be strange, stout, in yellow stockings, and cross-garter'd, even with the swiftness of putting on. Jove, and my stars be praised! Here is yet a postscript. Thou canst not chuse but know who I am; if

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thou entertainest my love, let it appear in thy smiling; thy smiles become thee well. Therefore in my presence still smile, dear my sweet, I pry'thee smile. Jove, I thank thee; I will smile, I will do every thing that thou wilt have me.

[Exeunt* note.

Omnes.

Ha! ha! ha!

Fab

I will not give my part of this sport, for a pension of thousands, to be paid from the Sophy.

Sir To.

I could marry this wench, for this device.

Sir And.

And so could I too.

Sir To.

And ask no other dowry with her, but such another jest.

Scene SCENE. Enter Maria.

Sir And.

Nor I, neither.

Fab.

Here comes my noble gull-catcher.

Sir To.

Wilt thou set thy foot o' my neck?

Sir And.

Or o' mine, either?

Sir To.

Shall I become thy bond-slave?

Sir And.

Or I, either?

Sir To.

Why, thou hast put him in such a dream, that when the image of it leaves him, he must run mad.

Mar.

Nay, but say true, does it work upon him?

Sir To.

Like Aqua vitæ with a midwife.

Mar.

If you will then see the fruit of the sport, mark his first approach before my lady: he will come to her in yellow stockings, and 'tis a colour she abhors; and cross-garter'd, a fashion she detests; and he will smile upon her, which will now be so unsuitable to her disposition, being addicted to melancholy, as she is, that it cannot but turn him into a notable contempt: if you will see it, follow me.

Sir To.

To the gates of Tartar; thou most excellent devil of wit!

Sir And.

I'll make one, too.

[Exeunt.† note. End of the Second ACT.

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ACT III. Scene SCENE, Olivia's garden. Enter Viola and Clown.

Viola.

Save thee, friend, and thy musick: dost thou live by the tabor?

Clo.

No, Sir, I live by the church.

Vio.

Art thou a churchman?

Clo.

No such matter, Sir, I do live by the church: for I do live at my house, and my house doth stand by the church.

Vio.

Art not thou the lady Olivia's fool?

Clo.

No indeed, Sir, the lady Olivia has no folly, she will keep no fool, Sir, 'till she be married; and fools are as like husbands, as pilchers are to herrings, the husband's the bigger: I am indeed not her fool, but her corrupter of words.

Vio.

I saw thee late at the duke Orsino's.

Clo.

Foolery, Sir, does walk about the orb, like the sun; it shines every where.* note I would be sorry, Sir, but the fool should be as oft with your master, as with my mistress: I think I saw your wisdom there.

Vio.

Nay, an thou pass upon me, I'll no more with thee. Hold, there's expences for thee.

[Gives him a piece of money.

Clo.

Now Jove, in his next commodity of hair, send thee a beard!

Vio.

By my troth, I'll tell thee, I am almost sick for one. Is thy lady within?

Clo.

Would not a pair of these have bred, Sir?

Vio.

Yes, being kept together, and put to use.

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Clo.

I would play lord Pandarus of Phrygia, Sir, to bring a Cressida to this Troylus.

Vio.

I understand you, Sir, 'tis well begg'd.

Clo.

The matter I hope is not great, Sir; begging but a beggar: Cressida was a beggar. My lady is within, Sir. I will construe to her whence you come; who you are, and what you would, is out of my welkin; I might say element, but the word is overworn.

[Exit.

Vio.
This fellow is wise enough to play the fool,
And to do that well, craves a kind of wit.
Scene SCENE. Enter Sir Toby and Sir Anderw.

Sir And.

Save you, gentlemen.

Vio.

And you, Sir.

Sir To.

Dieu vous garde, Monsieur.note

Vio.

Et vous aussi; vostre serviteur.

Sir To.

I hope, Sir, you are, and I am yours. Will you encounter the house? my niece is desirous you should enter, if your trade be to her.

Vio.

I am bound to your niece, Sir: I mean she is the list of my voyage.

Sir To.

Taste your legs, Sir, put them to motion.

Vio.

My legs do better understand me, Sir, than I understand what you mean by bidding me taste my legs.

Sir To.

I mean, to go, Sir, to enter.

Vio.

I will answer you with gait and entrance, but we are prevented.

Enter Olivia and Maria.

Most excellent accomplish'd lady, the heav'ns rain odours on you!

Sir And.

That youth's a rare courtier! rain odours! well.

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Vio.

Most matter hath no voice, lady, but to your own most pregnant and vouchsafed ear.‡ note

Sir And.

Odours, pregnant and vouchsafed: I'll get them all three ready.

Oli.

Let the garden door be shut, and leave me to my hearing.

[Exeunt Sir Toby, Sir Andrew, and Maria. Scene SCENE.

Give me your hand, Sir.

Vio.

My duty, madam, and most humble service.

Oli.

What is your name?

Vio.

Cesario is your servant's name, fair princess.

Oli.
My servant, Sir? 'Twas never merry world,
Since lowly feigning was call'd compliment:
Y'are servant to the duke Orsino, youth.

Vio.
And he is yours, and his must needs be yours:
Your servant's servant is your servant, madam.

Oli.
For him, I think not on him: for his thoughts,
Would they were blanks, rather than fill'd with me.

Vio.
Madam, I come to whet your gentle thoughts,
On his behalf.

Oli.
O, by your leave, I pray you;
I bade you never speak again of him.
But would you undertake another suit,
I'd rather hear you to solicit that,
Than musick from the spheres.

Vio.
O dearest lady,—

Oli.
Give me leave, I beseech you: I did send,
After the last enchantment (you did hear)
A ring in chase of you. So did I abuse
Myself, my servant, and, I fear me, you;
Under your hard construction must I sit,
To force that on you in a shameful cunning,
Which you knew none of yours. What might you think?
Have you not set mine honour at the stake,

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And baited it with all th' unmuzzled* note thoughts
That tyrannous heart can think? to your receiving
Enough is shewn; a cypress,† note not a bosom,
Hides my poor heart. So let us hear you speak.

Vio.
I pity you.

Oli.
That's a degree of love.

Vio.
No not a grice:‡ note for 'tis a vulgar proof,
That very oft we pity enemies.

Oli.
Why then methinks 'tis time to smile again;
O world, how apt the poor are to be proud!
If one should be a prey, how much the better,
To fall before the lion, than the wolf! [Clock strikes.
The clock upbraids me with the waste of time.
Be not afraid, good youth, I will not have you;
And yet when wit and youth are come to harvest,
Your wife is like to reap a proper man:
There lies your way, due west.

Vio.
Then westward, hoa!
Grace and good disposition attend your ladyship,
You'll nothing, madam, to my lord, by me?

Oli.
Stay; pr'ythee tell me what thou think'st of me?

Vio.
That you do think, you are not what you are.

Oli.
If I think so, I think the same of you.

Vio.
Then think you right: I am not what I am.

Oli.
I would you were as I would have you be!

Vio.
Would it were better, madam, than I am.§ note




Oli.
Cesario, by the roses of the spring,
By maid-hood, honour, truth, and ev'ry thing,

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I love thee so, that maugre* note all thy pride,
Nor wit nor reason can my passion hide.
Do not extort thy reasons from this clause,
For that I woo; thou therefore hast no cause:
But rather reason thus with reason fetter:
Love sought is good; but given unsought, is better.

Vio.
By innocence I swear, and by my youth,
I have one heart, one bosom, and one truth;
And that no woman has, nor never none
Shall mistress be of it.

Oli.
Save I alone!

Vio.
And so adieu, good madam; never more
Will I my master's tears to you deplore.

Oli.
Yet come again; for thou perhaps may'st move
That heart, which now abhors to like his love.
[Exeunt. (Olivia introduces a song.) Scene SCENE, Olivia's house. Enter Sir Toby, Sir Andrew, and Fabian.

Sir And.

No, 'faith, I'll not stay a jot longer.

Sir To.

Thy reason, dear venom, give thy reason.

Fab.

You must needs yield your reason, Sir Andrew.

Sir And.

Marry, I saw your niece do more favours to the duke's serving-man, than ever she bestow'd on me. I saw't, i'th' orchard.

Sir To.

Did she see thee the while, old boy, tell me that?

Sir And.

As plain as I see you now.

Fab.

This was a great argument of love in her, toward you.

Sir And.

'Slight! will you make an ass o' me?

Fab.

I prove it legitimate, Sir, upon the oaths of judgment and reason.

Sir To.

And they have been grand jurymen, since before Noah was a sailor.

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Fab.

She did shew favour to the youth in your sight, only to exasperate you, to awake your dormouse valour, to put fire in your heart, and brimstone in your liver. You should then have accosted her, and with some excellent jests, fire-new from the mint, you should have bang'd the youth into dumbness. This was look'd for, at your hand, and this was baulkt. The double gilt of this opportunity, you let time wash off, and you are now sail'd into the north of my lady's opinion, where you will hang, like an icicle on a Dutchman's beard, unless you do redeem it by some attempt, either of valour or policy.

Sir And.

An't be any way, it must be with valour, for policy I hate: I had as lief be a Brownist, as a politician.

Sir To.

Why then build me thy fortunes upon the basis of valour; challenge me the duke's youth to fight with him; hurt him in eleven places; my niece shall take note of it; and assure thyself, there is no love-broker in the world, can more prevail in man's commendation with women, than report of valour.

Fab.

There is no way but this, Sir Andrew.

Sir And.

Will either of you bear me a challenge to him?

Sir To.

Go, write it in a martial hand; be curst and brief: it is no matter how witty, so it be eloquent, and full of invention; taunt him with the licence of ink; if thou thou'st him some thrice, it shall not be amiss; and as many lies as will lie in thy sheet of paper, although the sheet were big enough for the bed of Ware in England, set 'em down, and go about it. Let there be gall enough in thy ink, though thou write it with a goose pen, no matter: about it.

Sir And.

Where shall I find you?

Sir To.

We'll call thee at thy Cubiculo: go.

[Exit Sir Andrew.

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Scene SCENE.

Fab.

This is a dear manikin to you, Sir Toby.

Sir To.

I have been dear to him, lad, some two thousand strong, or so.

Fab.

We shall have a rare letter from him; but you'll not deliver't.

Sir To.

Never trust me then; and by all means stir on the youth to an answer. I think oxen and wain-ropes cannot hale them together. For Andrew, if he were open'd, and you find so much blood in his liver, as will clog the foot of a flea, I'll eat the rest of the anatomy.

Fab.

And his opposite, the youth, bears in his visage no great presage of cruelty.

Enter Maria.

Sir To.

Look where the youngest wren* note of nine, comes.

Mar.

If you desire the spleen, and will laugh yourselves into stitches, follow me; yon gull, Malvolio, is turned heathen, a very renegado; for there is no christian, that means to be sav'd by believing rightly, can ever believe such impossible passages of grossness. He's in yellow stockings.

Sir To.

And cross-garter'd?

Mar.

Most villainously; like a pedant that keeps a school i'th' church: I have dogg'd him like his murtherer. He does obey every point of the letter that I dropt to betray him; he does smile his face into more lines, than is in the new map, with the augmentation of the Indies; you have not seen such a thing as 'tis; I can hardly forbear hurling things

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at him. I know my lady will strike him; if she do, he'll smile, and take't for a great favour.

Sir To.

Come, bring us, bring us where he is.

[Ex. Scene SCENE, the street. Enter Sebastian and Antonio.

Seb.
I would not by my will have troubled you.
But since you make your pleasure of your pains,
I will no further chide you.

Ant.
I could not stay behind you; my desire,
More sharp than filed steel, did spur me forth,
And not all love to see you, tho' so much,
As might have drawn one to a longer voyage;
But jealousie what might befal your travel,
Being skilless in these parts, (which to a stranger,
Unguided and unfriended, often prove
Rough and unhospitable) my willing love,
The rather by these arguments of fear,
Set forth in your pursuit.

Seb.
My kind Antonio,
I can no other answer make, but thanks;
But were my worth as is my conscience firm,
You should find better dealing: what's to do?
Shall we go see the relicks of this town?

Ant.
To-morrow, Sir; best first, go see your lodging.

Seb.
I am not weary, and 'tis long to-night;
I pray you let us satisfy our eyes
With the memorials, and the things of fame,
That do renown this city.

Ant.
Would you'd pardon me:
I do not without danger walk these streets.
Once in a sea-fight 'gainst the duke's gallies,
I did some service, of such note indeed,
That were I ta'en here, it would scarce be answer'd.

Seb.
Belike you slew great number of his people.

Ant.
Th' offence is not of such a bloody nature,
Albeit the quality of the time and quarrel,
Might well have given us bloody argument:

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It might have since been answered in repaying
What we took from them, which for traffick's sake
Most of our city did. Only myself stood out,
For which if I be lapsed in this place,
I shall pay dear.

Seb.
Do not then walk too open.

Ant.
It doth not fit me: hold, Sir, here's my purse.
In the south suburbs, at the Elephant,
Is best to lodge: I will bespeak our diet,
Whiles you beguile the time, and feed your knowledge,
With viewing of the town; there shall you have me.

Seb.
Why I your purse?

Ant.
Haply your eye shall light upon some toy,
You have desire to purchase; and your store,
I think is not for idle markets, Sir.

Seb.
I'll be your purse-bearer, and leave you for
An hour.

Ant.
To th' Elephant.

Seb.
I do remember.
[Exeunt. Scene SCENE, Olivia's house. * noteEnter Olivia and Maria.

Oli.
I have sent after him; say he will come,
How shall I feast him? what bestow on him?
For youth is bought, more oft, than begg'd or borrow'd.
I speak too loud;
Where is Malvolio? he is sad and civil,
And suits well for a servant with my fortunes.
Where is Malvolio?

Mar.
He is coming, madam:
But in very strange manner. He is sure possest,
Madam.

Oli.
Why, what's the matter, does he rave?

Mar.
No, madam, he does nothing else but smile;
Your ladyship were best to have some guard
About you, if he come, for sure the man
Is tainted in his wits.

Oli.
Go call him hither.

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Enter Malvolio.
I'm as mad as he,
If sad and merry madness equal be.
How now, Malvolio?

Mal.
Sweet lady, ha, ha.
[Smiles fantastically.

Oli.
Smil'st thou? I sent for thee upon a sad occasion.

Mal.

Sad, lady? I could be sad; this does make some obstruction in the blood, this cross-gartering; but what of that? if it please the eye of one, it is with me as the very true sonnet is: Please one, and please all.

Oli.

Why? how dost thou, man? what is the matter with thee?

Mal.

Not black in my mind, tho' yellow in my legs; it did come to his hands, and commands shall be executed. I think we do know that sweet Roman hand.

Oli.

Wilt thou go to bed, Malvolio?

Mal.

To bed? ay, sweet heart; and I'll come to thee.

Oli.

Heav'n comfort thee! why dost thou smile so, and kiss thy hand so oft?

Mar.
How do you, Malvolio?

Mal.
At your request?
Yes, nightingales answer daws!

Mar.

Why appear you with this ridiculous boldness, before my lady?

Mal.

Be not afraid of greatness; 'twas well writ.

Oli.

What meanest thou by that, Malvolio?

Mal.

Some are born great—

Oli.

Ha?

Mal.

Some atchieve greatness—

Oli.

What say'st thou?

Mal.

And some have greatness thrust upon them—

Oli.

Heav'n restore thee!

Mal.

Remember who commended thy yellow stockings—

Oli.

Thy yellow stockings?

Mal.

And wish'd to see thee cross-garter'd—

Oli.

Cross-garter'd?

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Mal.

Go to, thou art made, if thou desir'st to be so—

Oli.

Am I made?

Mal.

If not, let me see thee a servant still.* note

Oli.

Why, this is very midsummer madness.

Enter servant.

Ser.

Madam, the young gentleman of the duke Orsino is return'd; I could hardly intreat him back; he attends your ladyship's pleasure.

Oli.

I'll come to him. Good Maria, let this fellow be look'd to. Where's my uncle Toby? let some of my people have a special care of him; I would not have him miscarry, for the half of my dowry.

[Exeunt. Scene SCENE.

Mal.

Oh, ho, do you come near me, now? no worse man than Sir Toby to look to me! this concurs directly with the letter. Cast thy humble slough, says she; be opposite with a kinsman, surly with servants, let thy tongue tang with arguments of state, put thyself into the trick of singularity; and consequently, sets down the manner how; as a sad face, a reverend carriage, a slow tongue, in the habit of some Sir of note, and so forth. I have† note lim'd her, but it is Jove's doing, and Jove make me thankful! and when she went away, now, let this fellow be look'd to: fellow!‡ note not Malvolio, nor after my degree, but fellow. Why, every thing adheres together. Well! Jove, not I, is the doer of this, and he is to be thanked.

Scene SCENE. Enter Sir Toby, Fabian, and Maria.

Sir To.

Which way is he, in the name of sanctity? if all the devils in hell be drawn in little, and legion himself possest him, yet I'll speak to him.

-- 360 --

Fab.
Here he is, here he is; how is't with you,
Sir? how is't with you, man?

Mal.

Go off, I discard you; let me enjoy my privacy: go off.

Mar.

Lo, how hollow the fiend speaks within him; did not I tell you? Sir Toby, my lady prays you to have a care of him.

Mal.

Ah, ha, does she so?

Sir To.

Go to, go to; peace, peace; we must deal gently with him; let him alone. How do you, Malvolio? how is't with you? what, man, defy the devil; consider he's an enemy to mankind.

Mal.

Do you know what you say?

Mar.

La, you! if you speak ill of the devil, how he takes it at heart. Pray heav'n, he be not bewitch'd.

Fab.

Carry his water to th' wise woman.§ note

Mar.

Marry, and it shall be done, to-morrow morning, if I live. My lady would not lose him, for more than I'll say.

Mal.

How now, mistress?

Mar.

O lord!

Sir To.

Pr'ythee hold thy peace, that is not the way; do you not see you move him? let me alone with him.

Fab.

No way but gentleness, gently, gently; the fiend is rough, and will not be roughly us'd.

Sir To.

Why, how now, my bawcock? how dost thou, chuck?

Mal.

Sir?

Sir To.

Ay, biddy, come with me. What, man! 'tis not for gravity to play at cherry-pit with satan. Hang him, foul collier.

Mar.

Get him to say his prayers, good Sir Toby; get him to pray.

Mal.

My prayers, minx!

Mar.

No, I warrant you, he will not hear of godliness.

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Mal.

Go hang yourselves all: you are idle shallow things, I am not of your element; you shall know more, hereafter.

[Exit.

Sir To.

Is't possible?

Fab.

If this were play'd upon a stage now, I should condemn it as an improbable fiction.

Sir To.

His very genius hath taken the infection of the device, man.

Mar.

Nay, pursue him now, lest the device take air, and taint.

Fab.

Why, we shall make him mad, indeed.

Mar.

The house will be the quieter.

Sir To.

Come, we'll have him in a dark room, and bound. My niece is already in the belief that he's mad; but see, see.

Scene SCENE. Enter Sir Andrew.

Fab.

More matter for a May morning.

Sir And.

Here's the challenge, read it; I warrant there's vinegar and pepper in't.

Fab.

Is't so sawcy?

Sir And.

Ay, is't? I warrant him: do but read.

Sir To.
Give me. [Sir Toby reads.
Youth, whatsoever thou art, thou art but a scurvy fellow.

Fab.

Good and valiant.

Sir To.

Wonder not, nor admire not in thy mind why I do call thee so, for I will shew thee no reason for't.

Fab.

A good note; that keeps you from the blow of the law.

Sir To.

Thou com'st to the lady Olivia, and in my sight she uses thee kindly; but thou liest in thy throat, that is not the matter I challenge thee for.

Fab.

Very brief, and exceeding good sense-less.

Sir To.

I will way-lay thee going home, where if it be thy chance to kill me—

Fab.

Good.

Sir To.

Thou kill'st me like a rogue and a villain.

Fab.

Still you keep o'th' windy side of the law: good.

-- 362 --

Sir To.

Fare thee well, and* note heav'n have mercy upon one of our souls: he may have mercy upon mine, but my hope is better, and so look to thyself. Thy friend as thou usest him, and thy sworn enemy, Andrew Aguecheek. If this letter move him not, his legs cannot: I'll give't him.

Mar.

You may have very fit occasion for't: he is now in some commerce with my lady, and will by and by depart.

Sir To.

Go, Sir Andrew, scout me for him, at the corner of the orchard, like a bum-baily; so soon as ever thou seest him, draw; and as thou draw'st, swear horribly; for it comes to pass oft, that a terrible oath, with a swaggering accent sharply twang'd off, gives manhood more approbation, than ever proof itself would have earn'd him. Away.

Sir And.

Nay, let me alone for swearing.

[Exit.

Sir To.

Now will not I deliver his letter; for the behaviour of the young gentleman gives him out to be of good capacity and breeding; therefore this letter, being so excellently ignorant, will breed no terror in the youth; he will find that it comes from a clod-pole. But, Sir, I will deliver his challenge by word of mouth, set upon Ague-cheek a notable report of valour, and drive the gentleman into a most hideous opinion of his rage, skill, fury, and impetuosity. This will so fright them both, that they will kill one another by the look, like cockatrices.† note

Scene SCENE. Enter Olivia and Viola.

Fab.

Here he comes, with your niece; give them way, 'till he take leave, and presently after him.

Sir To.

I will meditate the while upon some horrid message, for a challenge.

[Exeunt.

-- 363 --

Oli.
I've said too much unto a heart of stone,
And laid my honour too unchary out.
There's something in me that reproves my fault;
But such a head-strong potent fault it is,
That it but mocks reproof.

Vio.
With the same 'haviour that your passion bears,
Goes on your master's grief.

Oli.
Here, wear this jewel for me, 'tis my picture;
Refuse it not; it hath no tongue to vex you:
And I beseech you, come again, to-morrow.
What shall you ask of me that I'll deny,
That honour sav'd may upon asking give?

Vio.
Nothing but this, your true love for my master.

Oli.
How with mine honour may I give him that,
Which I have given to you?

Vio.
I will acquit you.

Oli.
Well, come again, to-morrow; fare thee well.
[Exit. Scene SCENE. Enter Sir Toby and Fabian.

Sir To.

Gentleman, heav'n save thee.

Vio.

And you, Sir.

Sir To.

That defence thou hast, betake thee to't; of what nature the wrongs are thou hast done him, I know not; but thy intercepter, full of despight, bloody as the hunter, attends thee at the orchard end; dismount thy tuck, be yare‡ note in thy preparation, for thy assailant is quick, skilful, and deadly.

Vio.

You mistake, Sir, I am sure no man hath any quarrel to me; my remembrance is very free and clear from any image of offence done to any man.

Sir To.

You'll find it otherwise, I assure you; therefore, if you hold your life at any price, betake you to your guard; for your opposite hath in him, what youth, strength, skill, and wrath can furnish a man withal.

-- 364 --

Vio.

I pray you, Sir, what is he?

Sir To.

He is knight dubb'd with unhack'd rapier,§ note and on carpet consideration; but he is a devil in private brawl; souls and bodies hath he divorc'd three; and his incensement, at this moment, is so implacable, that satisfaction can be none but by pangs of death and sepulchre: hob, nob, is his word; give't or take't.

Vio.

I will return again into the house, and desire some conduct of the lady. I am no fighter.

Sir To.

Back you shall not to the house, unless you undertake that with me, which with as much safety you might answer to him; therefore on, and strip your sword stark naked; for meddle you must, that's certain, or forswear to wear iron about you.

Vio.

This is as uncivil, as strange. I beseech you do me this courteous office, as to know of the knight what my offence to him is: it is something of my negligence, nothing of my purpose.

Sir To.

I will do so. Signior Fabian, stay you by this gentleman, 'till my return.

[Exit Sir Toby.

Vio.

Pray you, Sir, do you know of this matter?

Fab.

I know the knight is incens'd against you, even to a mortal arbitrement,* note but nothing of the circumstance more.

Vio.

I beseech you, what manner of man is he?

Fab.

Nothing of that wonderful promise to read him by his form, as you are like to find him in the proof of his valour. He is indeed, Sir, the most skilful, bloody, and fatal opposite, that you could possibly have found, in any part of Illyria: will you walk towards him? I will make your peace with him, if I can.

Vio.

I shall be much bound to you for't: I am one that had rather go with Sir Priest, than Sir Knight: I care not who knows so much of my mettle.

[Exeunt.

-- 365 --

Scene SCENE, the orchard. Enter Sir Toby and Sir Andrew.

Sir To.

Why, man, he's a very devil; I have not seen such a virago: I had a pass with him, rapier, scabbard, and all; and he gives me the stuck-in with such a mortal motion, that it is inevitable; and on the answer, he pays you as surely as your feet hit the ground they step on. They say, he has been fencer to the Sophy.

Sir And.
Pox on't, I'll not meddle with him.

Sir To.
Ay, but he will not now be pacified.
Fabian can scarce hold him, yonder.

Sir And.

Plague on't, if I thought he had been valiant, and so cunning in fence, I'd have seen him damn'd, ere I'd have challeng'd him. Let him let the matter slip, and I'll give him my horse, grey Capilet.

Sir To.

I'll make the motion; stand here, make a good shew on't, this shall end, without the perdition of souls; marry, I'll ride your horse, as well as I ride you.

[Aside. Enter Fabian and Viola.

I have his horse to take up the quarrel, I have persuaded him the youth's a devil.

[To Fabian.

Fab.

He is horribly conceited of him; and pants and looks pale, as if a bear were at his heels.

Sir To.

There's no remedy, Sir, he will fight with you, for's oath sake; marry, he hath better bethought him of his quarrel, and he finds that now scarce to be worth talking of; therefore draw, for the supportance of his vow, he protests he will not hurt you.

Vio.

Pray heav'n defend me! a little thing would make me tell them how much I lack of a man.

Fab.

Give ground, if you see him furious.

Sir To.

Come, Sir Andrew, there's no remedy, the gentleman will, for his honour's sake, have one bout with you; he cannot by the duello avoid it; but he

-- 366 --

has promis'd me, as he is a gentleman and a soldier, he will not hurt you. Come on, to't.

[They draw.

Sir And.

Pray heav'n he keep his oath!

Scene SCENE. Enter Antonio.

Vio.
I do assure you 'tis against my will.

Ant.
Put up your sword; if this young gentleman
Have done offence, I take the fault on me;
If you offend him, I for him defie you.
[Drawing.

Sir To.
You, Sir! why, what are you?

Ant.
One, Sir, that for his love dares yet do more,
Than you have heard him brag to you he will.

Sir To.

Nay, if you be an undertaker, I am for you.

[Draws. Enter Officers.

Fab.

O good Sir Toby, hold; here come the officers.

Sir To.

I'll be with you, anon.

Vio.

Pray, Sir, put up your sword, if you please.

Sir And.

Marry will I, Sir; and for that I promis'd you I'll be as good as my word. He will bear you easily, and reins well.

1 Off.
This is the man; do thy office.

2 Off.
Antonio, I arrest thee at the suit of duke Orsino.

Ant.
You do mistake me, Sir.

1 Off.
No, Sir, no jot; I know your favour well;
Tho' now you have no sea-cap on your head.
Take him away, he knows, I know him well.

Ant.
I must obey. This comes with seeking you;
But there's no remedy. I shall answer it.
What will you do? now my necessity
Makes me to ask you for my purse. It grieves me
Much more, for what I cannot do for you,
Than what befalls myself: you stand amaz'd;
But be of comfort.

2 Off.
Come, Sir, come away.

Ant.
I must intreat of you some of that money.

Vio.
What money, Sir?
For the fair kindness you have shew'd me here,
And part being prompted by your present trouble,

-- 367 --


Out of my lean and low ability,
I'll lend you something; my having is not much;
I'll make division of my present with you:
Hold, there's half my coffer.

Ant.
Will you deny me, now?
Is't possible, that my deserts to you
Can lack persuasion? do not tempt my misery,
Lest that it make me so unsound a man,
As to upbraid you with those kindnesses,
That I have done for you.

Vio.
I know of none,
Nor know I you, by voice, or any feature.† note



Ant.
Oh heav'ns!

2 Off.
Come, Sir, I pray you, go.

Ant.
Let me but speak,
A little. Why, this youth that you see here,
I snatcht one half out of the jaws of death,
Reliev'd him with such sanctity of love;
And to his image, which methought did promise
Most venerable worth, did I devotion.

1 Off.
What's that to us? the time goes by; away.

Ant.
But oh, how vile an idol proves this god!
* noteThou hast, Sebastian, done good feature shame.
In nature there's no blemish, but the mind;
None can be call'd deform'd, but the unkind.
Virtue is beauty, but the beauteous evil
Are empty trunks, o'erflourish'd by the devil.

1 Off.
Surely the man grows mad, away with him:
Come, come, Sir.

Ant.
Lead me on.
[Exit with Off.

Sir To.
Come hither, knight, come hither, Fabian.

Vio.
He nam'd Sebastian; I my brother know
Yet living, in my glass; even such and so

-- 368 --


In favour was my brother, and he went
Still in this fashion, colour, ornament:
For him I imitate: oh! if it prove,
Tempests are kind, and salt waves fresh in love. [Exit.

Sir To.

A very dishonest paltry boy, and more a coward, than a hare; his dishonesty appears in leaving his friend here in necessity, and denying him; and for his cowardship, ask Fabian.

Fab.

A coward, devout coward, religious in it.

Sir And.

Od's lid, I'll after him again, and beat him.

Sir To.

Do, cuff him soundly, but ne'er draw thy sword.

Sir And.

If I do not—

Fab.

Come, let us see the event.

Sir To.

I dare lay money 'twill be nothing yet.

[Exeunt.‡ note End of the Third ACT. ACT IV. Scene SCENE, the street. Enter Sebastian and Clown.

Clown.
Will you make me believe that I am not sent for you?

Seb.
Go to, go to, thou art a foolish fellow.
Let me be clear of thee.

Clo.

Well held out, i'faith: no, I do not know you, nor I am not sent to you by my lady, to bid you come speak with her; nor your name is not

-- 369 --

master Cesario, nor this is not my nose, neither; nothing that is so, is so.

Seb.

I pry'thee, vent thy folly somewhere else; thou know'st not me.

Clo.

Vent my folly! he has heard that word of some great man, and now applies it to a fool. Vent my folly! I pr'ythee now, ungird thy strangeness, and tell me what I shall vent to my lady; shall I vent to her that thou art coming?

Seb.

I pr'ythee, foolish geck, depart from me; there's money for thee. If you tarry longer, I shall give worse payment.

Clo.

These wise men that give fools money, get themselves a good report,† note after fourteen years purchase.

Enter Sir Andrew, Sir Toby, and Fabian.

Sir And.

Now, Sir, have I met you again? there's for you.

[Striking Sebastian.

Seb.

Why, there's for thee, and there, and there: are all the people mad?

[Beating Sir Andrew.

Sir To.

Hold, Sir, or I'll throw your dagger o'er the house.

Clo.

This will I tell my lady straight: I would not be in some of your coats, for two pence.

[Exit Clown.

Sir To.

Come on, Sir, hold.

[Holding Sebastian.

Sir And.

Nay let him alone, I'll go another way to work with him; I'll have an action of battery against him, if there's any law in Illyria; tho' I struck him first, yet it's no matter for that?

Seb.

Let go thy hand.

Sir To.

Come, Sir, I will not let you go. Come, my young soldier, put up your iron; you are well flesh'd: come on.

-- 370 --

Seb.

I will be free from thee. What wouldst thou now? if thou dar'st tempt me further, draw thy sword.

Sir To.

What, what? nay then I must have an ounce or two of this malapert blood from you.* note

[They draw and fight. Scene SCENE. Enter Olivia.

Oli.
Hold, Toby, on thy life I charge thee, hold.

Sir To.
Madam?

Oli.
Will it be ever thus? ungracious wretch,
Fit for the mountains and the barbarous caves,
Where manners ne'er were preach'd: out of my sight!
Be not offended, dear Cesario.
noteRudesby, be gone! I pr'ythee, gentle friend, [Exeunt Sir Toby and Sir Andrew.
Let thy fair wisdom, not thy passion, sway,
In this uncivil and unjust extent,
Against thy peace. Go with me to my house,
And hear thou there how many fruitless pranks,
This ruffian hath botch'd up, that thou thereby
May'st smile at this: thou shalt not chuse but go:
Do not deny; beshrew his soul for me!
He started one poor heart of mine, in thee.

Seb.
What relish is in this? how runs the stream?
Or I am mad, or else this is a dream.
Let fancy still my sense in Lethe steep,
If it be thus to dream, still let me sleep.

Oli.
Nay, come I pray: would thou'dst be rul'd by me!

Seb.
Madam, I will.
[Exeunt.

-- 371 --

Scene SCENE, Olivia's house. Enter Maria and Clown.

Mar.

Nay, I pr'ythee, put on this gown and this beard, make him believe thou art Sir Topas, the curate; do it quickly. I'll call Sir Toby, the whilst.

[Exit Maria.

Clo.

Well, I'll put it on, and I will dissemble myself in't; and I would I were the first that ever dissembled in such a gown. The competitors enter.

Enter Sir Toby and Maria.

Sir To.

Jove bless thee, Mr. Parson.

Clo.

Bonos dies, Sir Toby; for as the old hermit of Prague, that never saw pen and ink, very wittily said, to a niece of king Gorboduck, that that is, is: so I being Mr. Parson, am Mr. Parson: for what is that, but that? and is, but is?

Sir To.

To him, Sir Topas.

Clo.

What, hoa, I say, peace in this prison!

[In a counterfeit voice.

Sir To.

The knave counterfeits well; a good knave.

[Malvolio within.

Mal

Who calls there?

Clo.

Sir Topas the curate, who comes to visit Malvolio the lunatick.

[This and all that follows from the Clown, in a counterfeit voice.]

Mal.

Sir Topas, Sir Topas, good Sir Topas, go to my lady.

Clo.

Out, hyperbolical fiend, how vexest thou this man? Talkest thou nothing but of ladies?

Sir To.

Well said, master Parson.

Mal.

Sir Topas, never was man thus wrong'd; good Sir Topas, do not think I am mad; they have laid me here in hideous darkness.

Clo.

Say'st thou that house is dark?

-- 372 --

Mal.

As hell, Sir Topas.

Clo.

Madam, thou errest; I say there is no darkness, but ignorance, in which thou art more puzzled, than the Egyptians in their fog.

Mal.

I say this house is as dark as ignorance, though ignorance were as dark as hell; and I say there was never man thus abus'd; I am no more mad, than you are; make the trial of it, in any constant question.‡ note

Clo.

What is the opinion of Pythagoras, concerning wild fowl?

Mal.

That the soul of our grandam might happily inhabit a bird.

Clo.

What think'st thou of his opinion?

Mal.

I think nobly of the soul, and no way approve his opinion.

Clo.

Fare thee well: remain thou still in darkness; thou shalt hold th' opinion of Pythagoras, ere I will allow of thy wits, and fear to kill a woodcock, lest thou dispossess the house of thy grandam. Fare thee well.

Mal.

Sir Topas, Sir Topas!

Sir To.

My most exquisite Sir Topas!

Clo.

Nay, I am for all waters.

[This in his own voice.

Mar.

Thou might'st have done this, without thy beard and gown; he sees thee not.

Sir To.

To him in thine own voice, and bring me word how thou find'st him.

[Exit, with Maria. Scene SCENE.

Clo.

Hey Robin, jolly Robin, tell me how my lady does.

[Singing.

Mal.

Good fool, as ever thou wilt deserve well at my hand, help me to a candle, and pen, ink, and paper; as I am a gentleman, I will live to be thankful to thee for't.

-- 337 --

Clo.

Mr. Malvolio!

Mal.

Ay, good fool.

Clo.

Alas, Sir, how fell you besides your five wits?

Mal.

Fool, there was never man so notoriously abus'd; I am as well in my wits, fool, as thou art.

Clo.

But as well! then thou art mad indeed, if you be no better in your wits than a fool.

Mal.

Good fool, some ink, paper, and light; and convey what I set down to my lady: it shall advantage thee more, than ever the bearing of letters did.

Clo.

I will help you to't. But tell me true, are you not mad indeed, or do you but counterfeit!

Mal.

Believe me, I am not: I tell thee true.

Clo.

Nay, I'll ne'er believe a madman, 'till I see his brains. I will fetch you light, and paper, and ink.

Mal.
Fool, I'll requite it in the highest degree:
I pr'ythee, begone.

Clo.
I am gone, Sir, and anon, Sir, [Singing.
  I'll be with you again.
[Exit. Scene SCENE a street. Enter Sebastian.

Seb.
This is the air, that is the glorious sun,
This pearl she gave me, I do feel't and see't.
And though 'tis wonder that enwraps me thus,
Yet 'tis not madness. Where's Antonio, then?
I could not find him at the Elephant.
His counsel now might do me golden service;
For tho' my soul disputes well with my sense,
That this may be some error, but no madness,
Yet doth this accident and flood of fortune,
So far exceed all instance, all discourse,
That I am ready to distrust mine eyes,
And wrangle with my reason that persuades me
To any other trust, but that I'm mad,

-- 338 --


Or else the lady's mad.* note






But here she comes. Enter Olivia and Priest.

Oli.
Blame not this haste of mine; if you mean well,
Now go with me and with this holy man,
Into the chantry† note by; there before him,
And underneath that consecrated roof,
Plight me the full assurance of your faith,
That my most jealous and too doubtful soul
May henceforth live at peace. He shall conceal it,
Whiles you are willing it shall come to note;
What time we will our celebration keep,
According to my birth. What do you say?

Seb.
I'll follow this good man, and go with you,
And having sworn truth, ever will be true.

Oli.
Then lead the way, good father; heav'ns so shine,
That they may fairly note this act of mine.
Exeunt.‡ note End of the Fourth ACT.

-- 339 --

ACT. V. Scene SCENE a cut wood. Enter Clown and Fabian.

Fabian.

Now, as thou lov'st me, let me see this letter.

Clo.

Good Mr. Fabian, grant me another request.

Fab.

Any thing.

Clo.

Do not desire to see this letter.

Fab.

This is to give a dog, and in recompence, desire my dog again.

Enter Duke and Viola.

Duke.

Belong you to the lady Olivia, friends?

Clo.

Ay, Sir, we are some of her trappings.

Duke.

I know thee well; how dost thou, my good fellow?

Clo.

Truly, Sir, the better for my foes, and the worse for my friends.

Duke.

Just the contrary; the better for thy friends.

Clo.

No, Sir, the worse.

Duke.

How can that be?

Clo.

Marry, Sir, they praise me, and make an ass of me; now my foes tell me plainly, I am an ass: so that by my foes, Sir, I profit in the knowledge of myself; and by my friends I am abused: so the conclusion to be asked is, if your four negatives make your two affirmatives; why then the worse for my friends, and the better for my foes.* note

Duke.

Why this is excellent.

Clo.

By my troth, Sir, no; tho' it please you to be one of my friends.

-- 340 --

Duke.

Thou shalt not be the worse for me; there's gold.

Clo.

But that it would be double-dealing, Sir, I would you could make it another.

Duke.

O, you give me ill counsel.

Clo.

Put your grace in your pocket, Sir, for this once, and let your flesh and blood obey it.

Duke.

Well, I will be so much a sinner, to be a double-dealer: there's another.

Clo.

Primo, secundo, tertio, is a good play, and the old saying is, the third pays for all: the triplex, Sir, is a good tripping measure, as the bells of St. Bennet, Sir, may put you in mind, one, two, three.

Duke.

You can fool no more money out of me, at this throw; if you will let your lady know I am here to speak with her, and bring her along with you, it may awake my bounty further.

Clo.

Marry, Sir, lullaby to your bounty, 'till I come again. I go, Sir; but I would not have you to think, that my desire of having, is the sin of covetousness; but, as you say, Sir, let your bounty take a nap, I will awake it anon.

[Exit Clown. Scene SCENE. Enter Antonio and Officers.

Vio.
Here comes the man, Sir, that did rescue me.

Duke.
That face of his I do remember well;
Yet when I saw it last, it was besmear'd,† note
As black as Vulcan, in the smoak of war:
A baubbling vessel was he captain of,
For shallow draught and bulk unprizable,
With which such scathful‡ note grapple did he make,
With the most noble bottom of our fleet,
That very envy and the tongue of loss,
Cry'd fame and honour on him. What's the matter?

1 Offi.
Orsino, this is that Antonio,
That took the Phœnix and her fraught from Candy;

-- 341 --


And this is he that did the Tyger board,
When your young nephew Titus lost his leg:
Here in the streets, desperate of shame and state,
In private brabble§ note did we apprehend him.

Vio.
He did me kindness, Sir; drew on my side;
But in conclusion put strange speech upon me,
I know not what 'twas, but distraction.

Duke.
Notable pirate, thou salt-water thief,
What foolish boldness brought thee to their mercies,
Whom thou in terms so bloody and so dear,
Hast made thine enemies?

Ant.
Noble Sir, Orsino,
Be pleas'd that I shake off these names you give me:
Antonio never yet was thief, or pirate;
Though I confess, on base and ground enough,
Orsino's enemy. A witchcraft drew me hither:
That most ungrateful boy there by your side,
From the rude sea's enrag'd and foamy mouth,
Did I redeem; a wreck past hope he was:
His life I gave him, and did thereto add
My love, without retention or restraint,
All this in dedication. For his sake,
Did I expose myself (pure for his love)
Into the danger of this adverse town,
Drew to defend him, when he was beset;
Where being apprehended, his false cunning
(Not meaning to partake with me in danger)
Taught him to face me out of his acquaintance,
And grew a twenty years removed thing,
While one would wink: deny'd me mine own purse,
Which I had recommended to his use,
Not half an hour before.

Vio.
How can this be?

Duke.
When came he to this town?

Ant.
To-day, my lord; and for three months before,
No interim, not a minute's vacancy,
Both day and night did we keep company.

-- 342 --

Scene SCENE. Enter Olivia.

Duke.
Here comes the countess.
But for thee, fellow; thy words are madness:
Three months this youth hath tended upon me;
But more of that anon. Take him aside.

Oli.
What would my lord, but that he may not have
Wherein Olivia may seem serviceable?
Cesario, you don't keep promise with me.

Vio.
Madam!

Duke.
Gracious Olivia!

Oli.
What do you say, Cesario?

Vio.
My lord would speak, my duty hushes me.

Oli.
If it be ought to the old tune, my lord,
It is as fat and fulsome to mine ear,
As howling after musick.

Duke.
Still so cruel?

Oli.
Still, Lord, so constant.

Duke.
What, to perverseness? you uncivil lady,
To whose ingrate and inauspicious altars,
My soul the faithfull'st offerings has breath'd out,
That e'er devotion tender'd.
Why should I not, had I the heart to do't,
* noteLike to th' Egyptian thief, at point of death,
Kill what I love? yet hear this:
Live you the marble-breasted tyrant still.
But this your minion, whom I know you love,
And whom, by heav'n I swear, I tender dearly,
Him will I tear out of that cruel eye,
Where he sits crowned in his master's spight.
Come, boy, with me;
I'll sacrifice the lamb that I do love,
To spight a raven's heart within a dove.

Vio.
And I most jocund, apt, and willingly,
To do you rest, a thousand deaths would die.

Oli.
Where goes Cesario?

-- 343 --

Vio.
After him I love,
More than I love these eyes, more than my life,
More by all mores, than e'er I shall love wife.
If I do feign, you witnesses above,
Punish my life, for tainting of my love!

Oli.
Ah me, detested! how am I beguil'd?

Vio.
Who does beguile you, who does do you wrong?

Oli.
Hast thou forgot thyself? Is it so long?
Call forth the holy father.

Duke.
Come away.
[To Viola.

Oli.
Whither, my lord; Cesario, husband, stay.

Duke.
Husband?

Oli.
Ay husband. Can he that deny?

Duke.
Her husband, sirrah?

Vio.
No, my lord, not I.

Oli.
Alas, it is the baseness of thy fear,
That makes thee strangle thy propriety:
Fear not, Cesario, take thy fortunes up,
Be that thou know'st thou art, and then thou art,
As great as that thou fear'st. Enter Priest.
O welcome, father.
Father, I charge thee by thy reverence,
Here to unfold what thou dost know
Hath newly past between this youth and me.

Priest.
A contract of eternal bond of love,
Confirm'd by mutual joinder of your hands,
Attested by the holy close of lips,
Strengthened by interchangement of your rings,
And all the ceremony of this compact,
Seal'd in my function, by my testimony:
Since when, my watch hath told me, tow'rd my grave
I have travell'd but two hours.

Duke.
O thou dissembling cub! what wilt thou be,
When time hath sow'd a grizzel on thy case?
Farewel, and take her; but direct thy feet,
Where thou and I henceforth may never meet.

-- 344 --

Vio.
My lord, I do protest—

Oli.
O, do not swear;
Hold little faith, tho' thou hast too much fear!
Scene SCENE. Enter Sir Andrew, with his head broke.

Sir And.

For the love of heav'n, a surgeon, and send one presently to Sir Toby.

Oli.

What's the matter?

Sir And.

H'as broke my head a-cross, and given Sir Toby a bloody coxcomb too: for the love of heav'n, your help. I had rather than forty pounds I were at home.

Oli.

Who has done this, Sir Andrew?

Sir And.

The duke's gentleman, one Cesario; we took him for a coward, but he's the very devil incarnate.

Duke.

My gentleman, Cesario?

Sir And.

Od's lifelings, here he is: you broke my head for nothing, and that that I did, I was set on to do't by Sir Toby.

Vio.
Why do you speak to me? I never hurt you:
You drew your sword upon me without cause,
But I bespake you fair, and hurt you not.
Enter Sir Toby and Clown.

Sir And.

If a bloody coxcomb be hurt, you have hurt me: I think you set nothing by a bloody coxcomb. Here comes Sir Toby halting, you shall hear more; but if he had not been in drink, he would have tickled you, other gates than he did.

Duke.

How now, gentleman? how is't with you?

Sir To.

That's all one, he has hurt me, and there's an end on't; sot, did'st see Dick surgeon, sot?

Clo.

O he's drunk, Sir, above an hour agone; his eyes were set, at eight i'th' morning.

Sir To.

Then he's a rogue, and a past measure Painim. I hate a drunken rogue.

Oli.

Away with him: who hath made this havock with them?

-- 345 --

Sir And.

I'll help you, Sir Toby, because we'll be drest together.

Sir To.

Will you help an ass-head, and a coxcomb, and a knave, a thin-fac'd knave, a gull?

[Exeunt Clo. To. and And.

Oli.

Get him to bed, and let his hurt be look'd to.

Scene SCENE. Enter Sebastian.

Seb.
I am sorry, madam, I have hurt your uncle;
But had it been the brother of my blood,
I must have done no less, with wit and safety: [All stand in amaze.
You throw a strange regard on me, by which
I do perceive it hath offended you;
Pardon me, sweet one, even for the vows,
We made each other, but so late ago.

Duke.
One face, one voice, one habit, and two persons,
A nat'ral perspective, that is, and is not!

Seb.
Antonio, O my dear Antonio!
How have the hours rack'd and tortur'd me,
Since I have lost thee!

Ant.
Sebastian are you?

Seb.
Fear'st thou that, Antonio!

Ant.
How have you made division of yourself?
An apple cleft in two, is not more twin,
Than these two creatures. Which is Sebastian?

Oli.
Most wonderful!

Seb.
Do I stand there? I never had a brother:
Nor can there be a deity in my nature,
Of here and every where. I had a sister,
Whom the blind waves and surges have devour'd:
Of charity, what kin are you to me? [To Viola.
What countryman? what name? what parentage?

Vio.
Of Metelin; Sebastian was my father,
Such a Sebastian was my brother too:
So went he suited to his watery tomb.
If spirits can assume both form and suit,
You come to fright us.

-- 346 --

Seb.
Were you a woman, as the rest goes even,
I should my tears let fall upon your cheek,
And say, thrice welcome, drowned Viola!

Vio.
If nothing lets to make us happy both,
But this my masculine usurp'd attire;
Do not embrace me, 'till each circumstance,
Of place, time, fortune, do cohere and jump,
That I am Viola.
[They embrace.

Seb.
So comes it, lady, you have been mistook.
[To Olivia.

Duke.
Be not amaz'd: right noble is his blood:
If this be so, as yet the glass seems true,
I shall have share in this most happy wreck.
Boy, thou hast said to me, a thousand times, [To Viola.
Thou never should'st love woman, like to me.

Vio.
And all those sayings will I over-swear,
And all those swearings keep as true in soul,
As doth that orbed continent the fire,
That severs day from night.

Duke.
Give me thy hand,
And let me see thee in thy woman's weeds.

Vio.
The captain that did bring me first on shore,
Hath my maids garments: he, upon some action,
Is now in durance, at Malvolio's suit,
A gentleman and follower of my lady's.

Oli.
He shall enlarge him: fetch Malvolio hither,
And yet, alas, now I remember me,
They say, poor gentleman, he's much distract.
Scene SCENE. Enter the Clown, with a letter, and Fabian.


How does he, sirrah?

Clo.

Truly, madam, he holds Belzebub at the staves end, as well as a man in his case may do: h'as here writ a letter to you, I should have given it you, to-day morning. But as a madman's epistles are no gospels, so it skills not much when they are deliver'd.

Oli.

Open't and read it.

-- 347 --

Clo.

Look then to be well edify'd, when the fool delivers the madman—By the lord, madam,—

[Reads.

Oli.

How now, art mad?

Clo.

No, madam, I do but read madness.

Oli.

Read it you, sirrah.

[To Fabian.

Fab. [Reads]

By the lord, madam, you wrong me, and the world shall know it: though you have put me into darkness, and given your drunken uncle rule over me, yet have I benefit of my senses, as well as your ladyship. I have your own letter, that induced me to the semblance I put on; with the which I doubt not but to do myself much right, or you much shame: think of me as you please: I leave my duty a little unthought of, and speak out of my injury.

The madly us'd Malvolio.

Oli.
Did he write this?

Clo.
Ay, madam.

Oli.
See him deliver'd, Fabian, bring him hither.
My lord, so please you, these things further thought on,
To think me as well a sister as a wife,
One day shall crown the alliance on't, so please you,
Here at my house.

Duke.
Madam, I am most apt t'embrace your offer.
Your master quits you; and for your service done him, [To Viola.
Here is my hand, you shall from this time be
Your master's mistress, and his sister she.
Scene SCENE. Enter Malvolio.

Duke.
Is this the madman?

Oli.
Ay, my lord, this same: how now, Malvolio?

Mal.
You have done me wrong,
Notorious wrong.

Oli.
Have I, Malvolio? no.

Mal.
Lady, you have; pray you peruse that letter.
You must not now deny it is your hand.
Write from it if you can, in hand or phrase,
Or say 'tis not your seal, nor your invention.

Oli.
Alas, Malvolio, this is not my writing,
Tho', I confess, much like the character:

-- 348 --


But, out of question, 'tis Maria's hand.
And now I do bethink me, it was she
First told me thou wast mad; pr'ythee, be content;
This practice hath most shrewdly past upon thee;
But when we know the grounds and authors of it,
Thou shalt be both the plaintiff and the judge,
Of thine own cause.

Fab.
Good madam, hear me speak,
And let no quarrel nor no brawl to come,
Taint the condition of this present hour;
Most freely I confess my self and Toby
Set this device against Malvolio. Maria writ
The letter, at Sir Toby's great importance,
In recompence whereof he hath married her.
How with a sportful malice it was follow'd,
May rather pluck on laughter than revenge.

Oli.
Alas, poor fool! how have they baffled thee!

Clo.

Why, some are born great, some atchieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. I was one, Sir, in this interlude; one Sir Topas, Sir; but that's all one: by the lord, fool, I am not mad; but do you remember, madam, why laugh you at such a barren rascal? an you smile not, he's gogg'd: and thus the whirlgigg of time brings in his revenges.

Mal.
I'll be reveng'd on the whole pack of you.
[Exit.

Oli.
He hath been most notoriously abus'd.

Duke.
Pursue him, and intreat him to a peace:
He hath not told us of the captain yet;
When that is known, and golden time convents,
A solemn combination shall be made,
Of our dear souls. In the mean time, sweet sister,
We will not part from hence. Cesario, come,
For so you shall be while you are a man;
But when in other habits you are seen,
Orsino's mistress, and his fancy's queen.
[Exeunt.

-- 349 --


Clown sings.
When that I was and a little tiny boy,
  With hey, ho, the wind and the rain:
A foolish thing was but a toy,
  For the rain it raineth every day.

But when I came to man's estate,
  With hey, ho, &c.
'Gainst knaves and thieves men shut their gate,
  For the rain, &c.

But when I came, alas! to wive,
  With hey, ho, &c.
By swaggering could I never thrive,
  For the rain, &c.

But when I came unto my bed,
  With hey, ho, &c.
With toss-pots I had drunken head,
  For the rain, &c.

A great while ago the world begun,
  With hey, ho, &c.
But that's all one, our play is done,
  And we'll strive to please you every day.
[Exit.* note
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