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John Bell [1774], Bell's Edition of Shakespeare's Plays, As they are now performed at the Theatres Royal in London; Regulated from the Prompt Books of each House By Permission; with Notes Critical and Illustrative; By the Authors of the Dramatic Censor (Printed for John Bell... and C. Etherington [etc.], York) [word count] [S10401].
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Scene SCENE changes to a Prison. Enter Provost and Clown.

Prov.

Come hither, sirrah: can you cut off a man's head?

Clown.

If the man be a batchelor, Sir, I can; but if he be a marry'd man, he is his wife's head, and I can never cut off a woman's head.

Prov.

Come, Sir, leave me your snatches, and yield me a direct answer. To-morrow morning are to die Claudio and Barnardine: here is in our prison a common executioner, who in his office lacks a helper; if you will take it on you to assist him, it shall redeem you from your gyves: if not, you shall have your full time of imprisonment, and your deliverance with an unpitied whipping; for you have been a notorious bawd.

Clown.

Sir, I have been an unlawful bawd, time out of mind, but yet I will be content to be a lawful hangman: I would be glad to receive some instruction from my fellow-partner.

Prov.

What hoa, Abhorson! where's Abhorson, there?

Enter Abhorson.

Abhor.

Do you call, Sir?

Prov.

Sirrah, here's a fellow will help you, to-morrow, in your execution. He cannot plead his estimation with you, he hath been a bawd.

Abhor.

A bawd, Sir? fie upon him, he will discredit our mystery.

Prov.

Go to, Sir, you weigh equally; a feather will turn the scale.

[Exit.

Clown.

Pray, Sir, by your good favour; (for, surely, Sir, a good favour you have, but that you have a hanging look;) do you call, Sir, your occupation a mystery?

Abhor.

Ay, Sir; a mystery.

Clown.

Painting, Sir, I have heard say, is a mystery; and your whores, Sir, being members of my occupation, using painting, do prove my occupation a mystery:

-- 45 --

but what mystery there should be in hanging, if I should be hang'd, I cannot imagine.

Abhor.

Sir, it is a mystery.

Clown.

Proof—

Abhor.

Every true man's apparel fits your thief, Clown: if it be too little for your true man, your thief thinks it big enough. If it be too big for your true man, your thief thinks it little enough; so every true man's apparel fits your thief.

Re-enter Provost.

Prov.

Are you agreed?

Clown.

Sir, I will serve him: for I do find, your hangman is a more penitent trade than your bawd; he doth oftner ask forgiveness.

Prov.

You, sirrah, provide your block and your ax, to-morrow, four o'clock.

Abhor.

Come on, bawd; I will instruct thee in my trade; follow.

Clown.

I do desire to learn, Sir; and I hope, if you have occasion to use me for your own turn, you shall find me yare: for truly, Sir, for your kindness I owe you a good turn.

[Exit.

Prov.
Call hither Barnardine and Claudio:
One has my pity; not a jot the other,
Being a murth'rer. Enter Claudio.
* noteLook, here's the warrant, Claudio, for thy death;
'Tis now dead midnight, and by eight to-morrow,
Thou must be made immortal. Where's Barnardine?

Claud.
As fast lock'd up in sleep, as guiltless labour,
When it lies starkly in the traveller's bones:
He'll not awake.

-- 46 --

Prov.
Who can do good on him?
Well, go, prepare yourself. [Exit Claudio.
Heav'n give your spirits comfort!—
Welcome, father.
Enter Duke.

Duke.
The best and wholesom'st spirits of the night,
Envelop you, good Provost! who call'd here, of late?

Prov.
None, since the curfew rung.

Duke.
Not Isabel?

Prov.
No.

Duke.
She will then, ere't be long.

Prov.
What comfort is for Claudio?

Duke.
There is some in hope.

Prov.
It is a bitter deputy.

Duke.
Not so, not so: his life is parallel'd,
Ev'n with the stroke and line of his great justice;
He doth with holy abstinence subdue
That in himself, which he spurs on his pow'r
To qualify in others. Were he meal'd
With that, which he corrects, then were he tyrannous;
But this being so, he's just. Now are they come. [Knock again. Provost goes out.
This is a gentle Provost; seldom when
The steeled gaoler is the friend of men.
How now? what noise? that spirit's possest with haste,
That wounds th' unresisting postern with these strokes.
[Provost returns.

Prov.
There he must stay, until the officer
Arise to let him in; he is call'd up.

Duke.
Have you no countermand for Claudio, yet,
But he must die, to-morrow?

Prov.
None, Sir, none.

Duke.
As near the dawning, Provost, as it is,
You shall hear more, ere morning.

Prov.
Happily,
You something know; yet, I believe there comes
No countermand;
Lord Angelo hath to the public ear,
Profest the contrary.

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Enter a Messenger.

Duke.
This is his Lordship's man.

Prov.

And here comes Claudio's pardon.

Mess.

My Lord hath sent you this note, and by me this further charge, that you swerve not from the smallest article of it, neither in time, matter, or other circumstance. Good-morrow; for, as I take it, it is almost day.

Prov.

I shall obey him.

[Exit Messen.

Duke.

Now, Sir, what news?

Prov.

I told you: Lord Angelo, belike, thinking me remiss in mine office, awakens me with this unwonted putting on; methinks, strangely; for he hath not us'd it before.

Duke.

Pray you, let's hear.

Provost reads the Letter.

Whatsoever you may hear to the contrary, let Claudio be executed by four of the clock, and in the afternoon Barnardine:. for my better satisfaction, let me have Claudio's head sent me by five. Let this be duly performed, with a thought that more depends on it than we must yet deliver. Thus fail not to do your office, as you will answer it at your peril.

What say you to this, Sir?

Duke.

What is that Barnardine, who is to be executed in the afternoon?

Prov.

A Bohemian born; but here nurs'd up and bred: one, that is a prisoner nine years old.

Duke.

How came it, that the absent Duke had not either deliver'd him to his liberty, or executed him? I have heard, it was ever his manner to do so.

Prov.

His friends still wrought reprieves for him; and, indeed, his fact, till now in the government of Lord Angelo, came not to an undoubtful proof.

Duke.

Is it now apparent?

Prov.

Most manifest, and not deny'd by himself.

Duke.

Hath he born himself penitently in prison? how seems he to be touch'd?

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Prov.

A man that apprehends death no more dreadfully, but as a drunken sleep; careless, reckless, and fearless of what's past, present, or to come; insensible of mortality, and desperately mortal.

Duke.

He wants advice.

Prov.

He will hear none. We have very oft awak'd him, as if to carry him to execution; but it hath not mov'd him at all.

Duke.

More of him, anon. There is written in your brow, Provost, honesty and constancy; if I read it not truly, my ancient skill beguiles me; but in the boldness of my cunning, I will lay myself in hazard. Claudio, whom here you have a warrant to execute, is no greater forfeit to the law, than Angelo, who hath sentenc'd him. To make you understand this in a manifested effect, I crave but four days respite; for the which you are to do me both a present and a dangerous courtesy.

Prov.

Pray, Sir, in what?

Duke.

In the delaying death.

Prov.

Alack! how may I do it, having the hour limited, and an express command, under penalty, to deliver his head in the view of Angelo? I may make my case as Claudio's, to cross this, in the smallest.

Duke.

By the vow of mine order, I warrant you, if my instructions may be your guide: let this Barnardine be this morning executed, and his head born to Angelo.

Prov.

Angelo hath seen them both, and will discover the favour.

Duke.

Oh, death's a great disguiser, and you may add to it; shave the head, and say it was the desire of the penitent, before his death; you know the course is common. If any thing fall to you, upon this, more than thanks and good fortune, by the saint whom I profess, I will plead against it, with my life.

Prov.

Pardon me, good father; it is against my oath.

Duke.

Were you sworn to the Duke, or to the Deputy?

Prov.

To him, and to his Substitutes.

-- 49 --

Duke.

You will think you have made no offence, if the Duke avouch the justice of your dealing?

Prov.

But what likelihood is in that?

Duke.

Not a resemblance, but a certainty. Yet since I see you fearful, that neither my coat, integrity, nor my persuasion, can with ease attempt you, I will go further than I meant, to pluck all fears out of you. Look you, Sir, here is the hand and seal of the Duke; you know the character, I doubt not, and the signet is not strange to you.

Prov.

I know them both.

Duke.

The contents of this is the return of the Duke; you shall anon over-read it, at your pleasure; where you shall find, within these two days he will be here. This is a thing which Angelo knows not; for he this very day receives letters of strange tenor; perchance, of the Duke's death; perchance, of his entering into some monastery; but, by chance, nothing of what is writ. Look, the unfolding star calls up the shepherd!* note put not yourself into amazement how these things should be; all difficulties are but easy, when they are known. Call your executioner, and off with Barnardine's head: I will give him a present shrift, and advise him for a better place. Yet you are amaz'd; but this shall absolutely resolve you. Come away, it is almost clear dawn.

[Exeunt. Enter Abhorson and Clown.

Abhor.

Sirrah, bring Barnardine hither.

Clown.

Master Barnardine, you must rise, and be hang'd, master Barnardine.

Abhor.

What, hoa, Barnardine!

Barnar. [Within.]

A pox o' your throats! who makes that noise there? what are you?

Clown.

Your friend, Sir, the hangman: you must be so good, Sir, to rise, and be put to death.

-- 50 --

Barnar. [Within.]

Away, you rogue, away; I am sleepy.

Abhor.

Tell him, he must awake, and that quickly too.

Clown.

Pray, master Barnardine, awake till you are executed, and sleep afterwards.

Abhor.

Go in to him, and fetch him out.

Clown.

He is coming, Sir, he is coming; I hear the straw rustle.

Enter Barnardine.* note

Abhor.

Is the ax upon the block, sirrah?

Clown.

Very ready, Sir.

Barnar.

How now, Abhorson! what's the news with you?

Abhor.

Truly, Sir, I would desire you to clap into your prayers: for, look you, the warrant's come.

Barnar.

You rogue, I have been drinking, all night, I am not fitted for't.

Clown.

Oh, the better, Sir; for he that drinks all night, and is hang'd betimes in the morning, may sleep the sounder all the next day.

Enter Duke.

Abhor.

Look you, Sir, here comes your ghostly father; do we jest now, think you?

Duke.

Sir, induced by my charity, and hearing how hastily you are to depart, I am come to advise you, comfort you, and pray with you.

Barnar.

Friar, not I: I have been drinking hard, all night, and I will have more time to prepare me, or they shall beat out my brains with billets: I will not consent to die, this day, that's certain.

Duke.

Oh, Sir, you must; and therefore, I beseech you, look forward on the journey you shall go.

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Barnar.

I swear, I will not die, to-day, for any man's persuasion.

Duke.

But hear you—

Barnar.

Not a word: if you have any thing to say to me, come to my ward; for thence will not I, to-day.

[Exit. Enter Provost.

Duke.
Unfit to live, or die.

Prov.
Now, Sir, how do you find the prisoner?

Duke.
A creature unprepar'd, unmeet for death;
And, to transport him in the mind he is,
Were damnable.

Prov.
Here in the prison, father,
There dy'd, this morning, of a cruel fever,
One Ragozine, a most notorious pirate,
A man of Claudio's years; his beard, and head,
Just of his colour: What if we omit
This reprobate, 'till he were well inclin'd;
And satisfy the Deputy with the visage
Of Ragozine, more like to Claudio?

Duke.
O, 'tis an accident, that heav'n provides;
Dispatch it presently; the hour draws on,
Prefixt by Angelo: see, this be done,
And sent according to command; while I
Persuade this rude wretch willingly to die.

Prov.
This shall be done, good father, presently;
But how shall we continue Claudio,
To save me from the danger that might come,
If he were known alive?

Duke.
Let this be done;
Put them in secret holds, both Barnardine and Claudio:
Ere twice the sun hath made his journal greeting
To yonder generation, you shall find
Your safety manifested.

Prov.
I am your free dependant.

Duke.
Quick, dispatch, and send the head to Angelo. [Exit Prov.

-- 52 --


Now will I write letters to Angelo,
(The Provost, he shall bear them;) whose contents
Shall witness to him, I am near at home;
And that, by great injunctions, I am bound
To enter publicly: him I'll desire
To meet me at the consecrated fount,
A league below the city; and from thence,
By cold gradation and weal-balanc'd form,
We shall proceed with Angelo. Enter Provost.

Prov.
Here is the head, I'll carry it myself.

Duke.
Convenient is it: make a swift return;
For I would commune with you of such things,
That want no ears but yours.

Prov.
I'll make all speed.
[Exit.

Isab. [Within.]
Peace, hoa, be here!

Duke.
The tongue of Isabella.—She comes to know,
If yet her brother's pardon be come hither:
But I will keep her ign'rant of her good,
To make her heav'nly comforts of despair,
When it is least expected.
Enter Isabel.

Isab.
Hoa, by your leave—

Duke.
Good morning to you, fair and gracious daughter.

Isab.
The better, given me by so holy a man:
Hath yet the Deputy sent my brother's pardon?

Duke.
He hath releas'd him, Isabel, from the world;
His head is off, and sent to Angelo.

Isab.
Nay, but it is not so?

Duke.
It is no other.

Isab.
Unhappy Claudio, wretched Isabel!
Injurious world, most damned Angelo!

Duke.
This nor hurts him, nor profits you a jot:
Forbear it, therefore, give your cause to heav'n:
Mark what I say; which you shall surely find

-- 53 --


By ev'ry syllable a faithful verity.
The Duke comes home, to-morrow; dry your eyes;
One of our Convent, and his Confessor,
Gives me this instance: already he hath carry'd
Notice to Escalus and Angelo,
Who do prepare to meet him at the gates,
There to give up their pow'r. If you can, pace your wisdom
In that good path that I would wish it go,
And you shall have your bosom on this wretch,
Grace of the Duke, revenges to your heart,
And gen'ral honour.

Isab.
I'm directed by you.

Duke.
This letter then to Friar Peter give,
'Tis that he sent me of the Duke's return:
Say, by this token, I desire his company
At Mariana's house, to-night. Her cause and yours
I'll perfect him withal, and he shall bring you
Before the Duke; and to the head of Angelo
Accuse him home, and home. For my poor self,
I am combined by a sacred vow,
And shall be absent. Wend you with this letter:
Command these fretting waters from your eyes,
With a light heart; trust not my holy Order,
If I pervert your course.
Enter Lucio.

Lucio.
Good even;
Friar, where's the Provost?

Duke.

Not within, Sir.

Lucio.

Oh, pretty Isabella, I am pale at mine heart, to see thine eyes so red; thou must be patient; I am fain to dine and sup with water and bran; I dare not for my head fill my belly: one fruitful meal would set me to't. But, they say, the Duke will be here, to-morrow. By my troth, Isabel, I lov'd thy brother: if the old fantastical Duke of dark corners, had been at home, he had liv'd.

[Exit Isabella.

-- 54 --

Duke.

Sir, the Duke is marvellous little beholden to your reports; but the best is, he lives not in them.

Lucio.

Friar, thou knowest not the Duke, so well as I do; he's a better woodman, than thou tak'st him for.

Duke.

Well; you'll answer this, one day. Fare ye well.

Lucio.

Nay, tarry, I'll go along with thee: I can tell thee pretty tales of the Duke.

Duke.

You have told me too many of him already, Sir, if they be true; if not true, none were enough.

Lucio.

I was once before him, for getting a wench with child.* note

Duke.

Did you such a thing?

Lucio.

Yes, marry, did I; but I was fain to forswear it; they would else have marry'd me to the rotten medlar.

Duke.

Sir, your company is fairer than honest: rest you well.

Lucio.

By my troth, I'll go with thee to the lane's-end: if bawdy talk offend you, we'll have very little of it; nay, Friar, I am a kind of burr, I shall stick.

[Exeunt.† note
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John Bell [1774], Bell's Edition of Shakespeare's Plays, As they are now performed at the Theatres Royal in London; Regulated from the Prompt Books of each House By Permission; with Notes Critical and Illustrative; By the Authors of the Dramatic Censor (Printed for John Bell... and C. Etherington [etc.], York) [word count] [S10401].
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