Jul.
Counsel, Lucetta: gentle girl, assist me!
And, e'en in kind love, I do conjure thee^{4 note}

Who art the table wherein all my thoughts
Are visibly charácter'd and engrav'd,
To lesson me; and tell me some good mean,
How, with my honour, I may undertake
A journey to my loving Proteus.

Luc.
Alas! the way is wearisome and long.

Jul.
A true-devoted pilgrim is not weary
To measure kingdoms with his feeble steps;
Much less shall she, that hath love's wings to fly;
And when the flight is made to one so dear,
Of such divine perfection, as sir Proteus.

Luc.
Better forbear, till Proteus make return.

Jul.
O, know'st thou not, his looks are my soul's food?
Pity the dearth that I have pined in,
By longing for that food so long a time.
Didst thou but know the inly touch of love,
Thou would'st as soon go kindle fire with snow,
As seek to quench the fire of love with words.

Luc.
I do not seek to quench your love's hot fire;
But qualify the fire's extreme rage^{5 note},
Lest it should burn above the bounds of reason.

Jul.
The more thou dam'st it up, the more it burns:
The current, that with gentle murmur glides,
Thou know'st, being stopp'd, impatiently doth rage;
But, when his fair course is not hindered,
He makes sweet musick with the enamel'd stones,
Giving a gentle kiss to every sedge
He overtaketh in his pilgrimage;
And so by many winding nooks he strays,

With willing sport, to the wild ocean.
Then let me go, and hinder not my course:
I'll be as patient as a gentle stream,
And make a pastime of each weary step,
Till the last step have brought me to my love;
And there I'll rest, as, after much turmoil,
A blessed soul doth in Elysium.

Luc.
But in what habit will you go along?

Jul.
Not like a woman; for I would prevent
The loose encounters of lascivious men:
Gentle Lucetta, fit me with such weeds
As may beseem some well-reputed page.

Luc.
Why then your ladyship must cut your hair.

Jul.
No, girl; I'll knit it up in silken strings,
With twenty odd-conceited true-love knots:
To be fantastick, may become a youth
Of greater time than I shall show to be.

Luc.
What fashion, madam, shall I make your breeches?

Jul.
That fits as well, as—“tell me, good my lord,
“What compass will you wear your farthingale?”
Why, even what* ^note fashion thou best lik'st† ^note, Lucetta.

Luc.
You must needs have them with a codpiece^{6 note}

Jul.
Out, out, Lucetta^{8 note}

Luc.
A round hose, madam, now's not worth a pin,
Unless you have a cod-piece to stick pins on.

Jul.
Lucetta, as thou lov'st me, let me have
What thou think'st meet, and is most mannerly:
But tell me, wench, how will the world repute me,
For undertaking so unstaid a journey?
I fear me, it will make me scandaliz'd.

Luc.
If you think so, then stay at home, and go not.

Jul.
Nay, that I will not.

Luc.
Then never dream on infamy, but go.
If Proteus like your journey, when you come,
No matter who's displeas'd, when you are gone:
I fear me, he will scarce be pleas'd withal.

Jul.
That is the least, Lucetta, of my fear:
A thousand oaths, an ocean of his tears,

And instances of the infinite of love^{9 note}

Luc.
All these are servants to deceitful men.

Jul.
Base men, that use them to so base effect!
But truer stars did govern Proteus' birth:
His words are bonds, his oaths are oracles;
His love sincere, his thoughts immaculate;
His tears, pure messengers sent from his heart;
His heart as far from fraud, as heaven from earth.

Luc.
Pray heaven, he prove so, when you come to him!

Jul.
Now, as thou lov'st me, do him not that wrong,
To bear a hard opinion of his truth;
Only deserve my love, by loving him;
And presently go with me to my chamber,
To take a note of what I stand in need of,
To furnish me upon my longing journey^{1 note}

All that is mine I leave at thy dispose,
My goods, my lands, my reputation;
Only, in lieu thereof, dispatch me hence.
Come, answer not, but to it presently;
I am impatient of my tarriance. [Exeunt.

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