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painted in the blood of Harfleur:
Rush on his host, as doth the melted snow4note

-- 358 --


Upon the vallies; whose low vassal seat
The Alps doth spit and void his rheum upon5 note
:
Go down upon him,—you have power enough,—
And in a captive chariot, into Roüen
Bring him our prisoner.

Con.
This becomes the great.
Sorry am I, his numbers are so few,
His soldiers sick, and famish'd in their march;
For, I am sure, when he shall see our army,
He'll drop his heart into the sink of fear,
And, for achievement, offer us his ransom6 note





.

Fr. King.
Therefore, lord constable, haste on Montjóy;
And let him say to England, that we send

-- 359 --


To know what willing ransom he will give.—
Prince Dauphin, you shall stay with us in Roüen7 note.

Dau.
Not so, I do beseech your majesty.

Fr. King.
Be patient, for you shall remain with us.—
Now, forth, lord constable, and princes all;
And quickly bring us word of England's fall.
[Exeunt. SCENE VI. The English Camp in Picardy. Enter Gower and Fluellen.

Gow.

How now, captain Fluellen? come you from the bridge?

Flu.

I assure you, there is very excellent service committed at the pridge.

Gow.

Is the duke of Exeter safe?

Flu.

The duke of Exeter is as magnanimous as Agamemnon; and a man that I love and honour with my soul, and my heart, and my duty, and my life, and my livings, and my uttermost powers: he is not, (God be praised, and plessed!) any hurt in the 'orld; but keeps the pridge most valiantly8 note,

-- 360 --

with excellent discipline. There is an ensign9 note there at the pridge,—I think, in my very conscience, he is as valiant as Mark Antony; and he is a man of no estimation in the 'orld: but I did see him do gallant service.

Gow.

What do you call him?

Flu.

He is called—ancient Pistol.

Gow.

I know him not.

Enter Pistol.

Flu.

Do you not know him? Here comes the man.

Pist.

Captain, I thee beseech to do me favours: The duke of Exeter doth love thee well.

Flu.

Ay, I praise Got; and I have merited some love at his hands.

Pist.
Bardolph, a soldier, firm and sound of heart,
Of buxom valour1 note

, hath,—by cruel fate,
And giddy fortune's furious fickle wheel,
That goddess blind,
That stands upon the rolling restless stone2 note





,—

-- 361 --

Flu.

By your patience, ancient Pistol. Fortune is painted plind, with a muffler before her eyes, to signify to you that fortune is plind3 note





: And she is

-- 362 --

painted also with a wheel: to signify to you, which is the moral of it, that she is turning, and inconstant, and variations, and mutabilities: and her foot, look you, is fixed upon a spherical stone, which rolls, and rolls, and rolls;—In good truth4 note, the poet is make a most excellent description of fortune: fortune, look you, is an excellent moral.

Pist.
Fortune is Bardolph's foe, and frowns on him;
For he hath stol'n a pix5 note



, and hanged must 'a be.

-- 363 --


A damned death!
Let gallows gape for dog, let man go free,
And let not hemp his wine-pipe suffocate:
But Exeter hath given the doom of death,
For pix of little price.
Therefore, go speak, the duke will hear thy voice;
And let not Bardolph's vital thread be cut

-- 364 --


With edge of penny cord, and vile reproach:
Speak, captain, for his life, and I will thee requite.

Flu.

Ancient Pistol, I do partly understand your meaning.

Pist.

Why then rejoice therefore6 note





.

Flu.

Certainly, ancient, it is not a thing to rejoice at: for if, look you, he were my brother, I would desire the duke to use his goot pleasure, and put him to executions; for disciplines ought to be used.

Pist.

Die and be damn'd; and figo for thy friendship7 note




!

Flu.

It is well.

Pist.

The fig of Spain8 note




















!

[Exit Pistol.

-- 365 --

Flu.

Very good9 note
.

Gow.

Why, this is an arrant counterfeit rascal; I remember him now; a bawd; a cutpurse.

Flu.

I'll assure you, 'a utter'd as prave 'ords at

-- 366 --

the pridge, as you shall see in a summer's day: But it is very well; what he has spoke to me, that is well, I warrant you, when time is serve.

Gow.

Why, 'tis a gull, a fool, a rogue; that now and then goes to the wars, to grace himself, at his return into London, under the form of a soldier. And such fellows are perfect in great commanders' names: and they will learn you by rote, where services were done;—at such and such a sconce1 note

, at such a breach, at such a convoy; who came off bravely, who was shot, who disgraced, what terms the enemy stood on; and this they con perfectly in the phrase of war, which they trick up with new-tuned oaths: And what a beard of the general's cut2 note



















, and a horrid suit of the camp3 note

, will do among

-- 367 --

foaming bottles, and ale-washed wits, is wonderful to be thought on! but you must learn to know such slanders of the age4 note

, or else you may be marvellous
mistook.

Flu.

I tell you what, captain Gower;—I do perceive, he is not the man that he would gladly

-- 368 --

make show to the 'orld he is: if I find a hole in his coat, I will tell him my mind. [Drum heard.] Hark you, the king is coming; and I must speak with him from the pridge5 note

.

Enter King Henry, Gloster, and Soldiers6note
.

Flu.

Got pless your majesty!

K. Hen.

How now, Fluellen? camest thou from the bridge?

Flu.

Ay, so please your majesty. The duke of Exeter has very gallantly maintained the pridge: the French is gone off, look you; and there is gallant and most prave passages: Marry, th'athversary was have possession of the pridge; but he is enforced to retire, and the duke of Exeter is master of the pridge: I can tell your majesty, the duke is a prave man.

K. Hen.

What men have you lost, Fluellen?

Flu.

The perdition of th'athversary hath been very great, very reasonable great: marry, for my part, I think the duke hath lost never a man, but one that is like to be executed for robbing a church,

-- 369 --

one Bardolph, if your majesty know the man: his face is all bubukles, and whelks, and knobs7 note









, and flames of fire: and his lips plows at his nose, and it is like a coal of fire, sometimes plue, and sometimes red; but his nose is executed8 note

, and his fire's
out9 note.

K. Hen.

We would have all such offenders so cut off:—and we give express charge, that, in our marches through the country, there be nothing compelled from the villages, nothing taken but paid for: none of the French upbraided, or abused in disdainful language; for when lenity and cruelty play for a kingdom, the gentler gamester is the soonest winner.

-- 370 --

Tucket sounds. Enter Montjoy1 note.

Mont.

You know me by my habit2 note.

K. Hen.

Well then, I know thee; What shall I know of thee?

Mont.

My master's mind.

K. Hen.

Unfold it.

Mont.

Thus says my king:—Say thou to Harry of England, Though we seemed dead, we did but sleep3 note
; Advantage is a better soldier, than rashness.
Tell him, we could have rebuked him at Harfleur; but that we thought not good to bruise an injury, till it were full ripe:—now we speak upon our cue4 note, and our voice is imperial: England shall repent his folly, see his weakness, and admire our sufferance. Bid him, therefore, consider of his ransom; which must proportion the losses we have borne, the subjects we have lost, the disgrace we have digested; which, in weight to re-answer, his pettiness would bow under. For our losses, his exchequer is too poor; for the effusion of our blood, the muster of his kingdom too faint a number; and for our disgrace, his own person, kneeling at our feet, but a weak and worthless satisfaction. To this add— defiance: and tell him, for conclusion, he hath betrayed his followers, whose condemnation is pronounced.

-- 371 --

So far my king and master; so much my office5 note.

K. Hen.
What is thy name? I know thy quality.

Mont.

Montjoy.

K. Hen.
Thou dost thy office fairly. Turn thee back,
And tell thy king,—I do not seek him now;
But could be willing to march on to Calais
Without impeachment6 note

: for, to say the sooth,
(Though 'tis no wisdom to confess so much
Unto an enemy of craft and vantage,)
My people are with sickness much enfeebled:
My numbers lessen'd; and those few I have,
Almost no better than so many French;
Who when they were in health, I tell thee, herald,
I thought, upon one pair of English legs
Did march three Frenchmen.—Yet, forgive me, God,
That I do brag thus!—this your air of France
Hath blown that vice in me; I must repent.
Go, therefore, tell thy master, here I am;

-- 372 --


My ransom, is this frail and worthless trunk;
My army, but a weak and sickly guard;
Yet, God before7 note


, tell him we will come on,
Through France himself, and such another neighbour,
Stand in our way. There's for thy labour, Montjoy.
Go, bid thy master well advise himself:
If we may pass, we will; if we be hinder'd,
We shall your tawny ground with your red blood
Discolour8note






: and so, Montjoy, fare you well.
The sum of all our answer is but this:
We would not seek a battle, as we are;
Nor, as we are, we say, we will not shun it;
So tell your master.

Mont.
I shall deliver so. Thanks to your highness. [Exit Montjoy.

Glo.
I hope, they will not come upon us now.

-- 373 --

K. Hen.
We are in God's hand, brother, not in theirs.
March to the bridge; it now draws toward night:—
Beyond the river we'll encamp ourselves;
And on to-morrow bid them march away.
[Exeunt. 9 note SCENE VII. The French Camp, near Agincourt. Enter the Constable of France, the Lord Rambures, the Duke of Orleans, Dauphin, and Others.

Con.

Tut! I have the best armour of the world.— 'Would it were day!

Orl.

You have an excellent armour; but let my horse have his due.

Con.

It is the best horse of Europe.

Orl.

Will it never be morning?

Dau.

My lord of Orleans, and my lord high constable, you talk of horse and armour,—

Orl.

You are as well provided of both, as any prince in the world.

Dau.

What a long night is this!—I will not change my horse with any that treads but on four pasterns. Ca, ha! He bounds from the earth, as if his entrails were hairs1 note; le cheval volant, the Pegasus, qui a les narines de feu! When I bestride him, I soar, I am a hawk: he trots the air; the

-- 374 --

earth sings when he touches it; the basest horn of his hoof is more musical than the pipe of Hermes.

Orl.

He's of the colour of the nutmeg.

Dau.

And of the heat of the ginger. It is a beast for Perseus: he is pure air and fire; and the dull elements of earth and water never appear in him2 note





, but only in patient stillness, while his rider mounts him: he is, indeed, a horse; and all other jades you may call—beasts3 note











.

-- 375 --

Con.

Indeed, my lord, it is a most absolute and excellent horse.

Dau.

It is the prince of palfreys; his neigh is like the bidding of a monarch, and his countenance enforces homage.

Orl.

No more, cousin.

Dau.

Nay, the man hath no wit, that cannot, from the rising of the lark to the lodging of the lamb, vary deserved praise on my palfrey: it is a theme as fluent as the sea; turn the sands into

-- 376 --

eloquent tongues, and my horse is argument for them all: 'tis a subject for a sovereign to reason on, and for a sovereign's sovereign to ride on; and for the world (familiar to us, and unknown,) to lay apart their particular functions, and wonder at him. I once writ a sonnet in his praise, and began thus: Wonder of Nature4 note


,—

Orl.

I have heard a sonnet begin so to one's mistress.

Dau.

Then did they imitate that which I composed to my courser; for my horse is my mistress.

Orl.

Your mistress bears well.

Dau.

Me well; which is the prescript praise and perfection of a good and particular mistress.

Con.

Ma foy! the other day, methought, your mistress shrewdly shook your back.

Dau.

So, perhaps, did yours.

Con.

Mine was not bridled.

Dau.

O! then, belike, she was old and gentle; and you rode, like a Kerne of Ireland, your French hose off, and in your strait trossers5 note

.

-- 377 --

Con.

You have good judgment in horsemanship.

Dau.

Be warned by me then: they that ride

-- 378 --

so, and ride not warily, fall into foul bogs; I had rather have my horse to my mistress.

Con.

I had as lief have my mistress a jade.

Dau.

I tell thee, constable, my mistress wears her own hair.

Con.

I could make as true a boast as that, if I had a sow to my mistress.

Dau.

Le chien est retournè à son propre vomissement, et la truie lavée au bourbier: thou makest use of any thing.

Con.

Yet do I not use my horse for my mistress; or any such proverb, so little kin to the purpose.

Ram.

My lord constable, the armour, that I saw in your tent to-night, are those stars6 note


, or suns,
upon it?

Con.

Stars, my lord.

Dau.

Some of them will fall to-morrow, I hope.

Con.

And yet my sky shall not want.

Dau.

That may be, for you bear a many superfluously; and, 'twere more honour, some were away.

Con.

Even as your horse bears your praises: who would trot as well, were some of your brags dismounted.

Dau.

'Would, I were able to load him with his desert! Will it never be day? I will trot to-morrow

-- 379 --

a mile, and my way shall be paved with English faces.

Con.

I will not say so, for fear I should be faced out of my way: But I would it were morning, for I would fain be about the ears of the English.

Ram.

Who will go to hazard with me for twenty English prisoners7 note

?

Con.

You must first go yourself to hazard, ere you have them.

Dau.

'Tis midnight, I'll go arm myself.

[Exit.

Orl.

The Dauphin longs for morning.

Ram.

He longs to eat the English.

Con.

I think, he will eat all he kills.

Orl.

By the white hand of my lady, he's a gallant prince.

Con.

Swear by her foot, that she may tread out the oath.

Orl.

He is, simply, the most active gentleman of France.

Con.

Doing is activity; and he will still be doing.

Orl.

He never did harm, that I heard of.

Con.

Nor will do none to-morrow; he will keep that good name still.

Orl.

I know him to be valiant.

Con.

I was told that, by one that knows him better than you.

Orl.

What's he?

Con.

Marry, he told me so himself; and he said, he cared not who knew it.

-- 380 --

Orl.

He needs not, it is no hidden virtue in him.

Con.

By my faith, sir, but it is; never any body saw it, but his lackey8 note: 'tis a hooded valour; and, when it appears, it will bate9 note

.

Orl.

Ill will never said well.

Con.

I will cap that proverb1 note with—There is flattery in friendship.

Orl.

And I will take up that with—Give the devil his due.

Con.

Well placed: there stands your friend for the devil: have at the very eye of that proverb, with—A pox of the devil2 note



.

-- 381 --

Orl.

You are the better at proverbs, by how much—A fool's bolt is soon shot.

Con.

You have shot over.

Orl.

'Tis not the first time your were overshot.

Enter a Messenger.

Mess.

My lord high constable, the English lie within fifteen hundred paces of your tent.

Con.

Who hath measured the ground?

Mess.

The lord Grandpré.

Con.

A valiant and most expert gentleman.— Would it were day3 note

!—Alas, poor Harry of England!
he longs not for the dawning, as we do.

Orl.

What a wretched and peevish4 note fellow is this king of England, to mope with his fat-brained followers so far out of his knowledge!

Con.

If the English had any apprehension, they would run away5 note.

Orl.

That they lack; for if their heads had any intellectual armour, they could never wear such heavy head-pieces.

Ram.

That Island of England breeds very valiant creatures; their mastiffs are of unmatchable courage.

-- 382 --

Orl.

Foolish curs! that run winking into the mouth of a Russian bear, and have their heads crushed like rotten apples: You may as well say,— that's a valiant flea, that dare eat his breakfast on the lip of a lion.

Con.

Just, just; and the men do sympathize with the mastiffs, in robustious and rough coming on, leaving their wits with their wives: and then give them great meals of beef5 note








, and iron and steel, they will eat like wolves, and fight like devils.

Orl.

Ay, but these English are shrewdly out of beef.

Con.

Then we shall find to-morrow—they have only stomachs to eat, and none to fight. Now is it time to arm: Come, shall we about it?

Orl.
It is now two o'clock: but, let me see,—by ten,
We shall have each a hundred Englishmen.
[Exeunt.

-- 383 --

ACT IV. Enter Chorus.

Chor.
Now entertain conjecture of a time,
When creeping murmur, and the poring dark,
Fills the wide vessel of the universe6 note




.
From camp to camp, through the foul womb of night,
The hum of either army stilly sounds7note




,
That the fix'd sentinels almost receive
The secret whispers of each other's watch8note:

-- 384 --


Fire answers fire9 note; and through their paly flames
Each battle sees the other's umber'd face1 note



:
Steed threatens steed, in high and boastful neighs
Piercing the night's dull ear2note
; and from the tents3note








,

-- 385 --


The armourers, accomplishing the knights,
With busy hammers closing rivets up3 note

,
Give dreadful note of preparation.
The country cocks do crow, the clocks do toll,
And the third hour of drowsy morning name4note




.
Proud of their numbers, and secure in soul,
The confident and over-lusty5note French
Do the low-rated English play at dice6note

;

-- 386 --


And chide the cripple tardy-gaited night,
Who, like a foul and ugly witch, doth limp
So tediously away. The poor condemned English7 note
,
Like sacrifices, by their watchful fires
Sit patiently, and inly ruminate
The morning's danger; and their gesture sad,
Investing lank-lean cheeks8 note






, and war-worn coats,
Presenteth them9note





unto the gazing moon

-- 387 --


So many horrid ghosts. O, now, who will behold
The royal captain of this ruin'd band,
Walking from watch to watch, from tent to tent,
Let him cry—Praise and glory on his head!
For forth he goes, and visits all his host;
Bids them good-morrow, with a modest smile;
And calls them—brothers, friends, and countrymen.
Upon his royal face there is no note,
How dread an army hath enrounded him;
Nor doth he dedicate one jot of colour
Unto the weary and all-watched night:
But freshly looks, and over-bears attaint,
With cheerful semblance, and sweet majesty;
That every wretch, pining and pale before,
Beholding him, plucks comfort from his looks:
A largess universal, like the sun,
His liberal eye doth give to every one1 note



,
Thawing cold fear. Then, mean2note

and gentle all,

-- 388 --


Behold, as may unworthiness define,
A little touch of Harry in the night:
And so our scene must to the battle fly;
Where, (O for pity!) we shall much disgrace—
With four or five most vile and ragged soils,
Right ill dispos'd, in brawl ridiculous,—
The name of Agincourt: Yet, sit and see;
Minding true things,3 note by what their mockeries be. [Exit. SCENE I. The English Camp at Agincourt. Enter King Henry, Bedford, and Gloster.

K. Hen.
Gloster, 'tis true, that we are in great danger;
The greater therefore should our courage be.—
Good morrow, brother Bedford.—God Almighty!
There is some soul of goodness in things evil,
Would men observingly distil it out;
For our bad neighbour makes us early stirrers,
Which is both healthful, and good husbandry:
Besides, they are our outward consciences,
And preachers to us all; admonishing,
That we should 'dress us fairly for our end4 note



.

-- 389 --


Thus may we gather honey from the weed,
And make a moral of the devil himself. Enter Erpingham.
Good morrow, old sir Thomas Erpingham5 note

:
A good soft pillow for that good white head
Were better than a churlish turf of France.

Erp.
Not so, my liege; this lodging likes me better,
Since I may say—now lie I like a king.

K. Hen.
'Tis good for men to love their present pains,
Upon example; so the spirit is eased:
And, when the mind is quicken'd, out of doubt,
The organs, though defunct and dead before,
Break up their drowsy grave, and newly move
With casted slough and fresh legerity6 note


.
Lend me thy cloak, sir Thomas.—Brothers both,
Commend me to the princes in our camp;
Do my good morrow to them; and, anon,
Desire them all to my pavilion.

-- 390 --

Glo.
We shall, my liege.
[Exeunt Gloster and Bedford.

Erp.
Shall I attend your grace?

K. Hen.
No, my good knight;
Go with my brothers to my lords of England:
I and my bosom must debate a while,
And then I would no other company.

Erp.
The Lord in heaven bless thee, noble Harry! [Exit Erpingham.

K. Hen.
God-a-mercy, old heart! thou speakest cheerfully.
Enter Pistol.

Pist.
Qui va lá?

K. Hen.
A friend.

Pist.
Discuss unto me; Art thou officer?
Or art thou base, common, and popular?

K. Hen.
I am a gentleman of a company.

Pist.
Trailest thou the puissant pike7 note

?

K. Hen.
Even so: What are you?

Pist.
As good a gentleman as the emperor.

K. Hen.
Then you are a better than the king.

Pist.
The king's a bawcock, and a heart of gold,
A lad of life, an imp of fame8 note;
Of parents good, of fist most valiant:
I kiss his dirty shoe, and from my heart-strings
I love the lovely bully. What's thy name?

K. Hen.
Harry le Roy.

Pist.
Le Roy! a Cornish name: art thou of Cornish crew?

-- 391 --

K. Hen.
No, I am a Welshman.

Pist.
Knowest thou Fluellen?

K. Hen.
Yes.

Pist.
Tell him, I'll knock his leek about his pate,
Upon Saint Davy's day.

K. Hen.

Do not you wear your dagger in your cap that day, lest he knock that about yours.

Pist.

Art thou his friend?

K. Hen.

And his kinsman too.

Pist.

The figo for thee then!

K. Hen.

I thank you: God be with you!

Pist.

My name is Pistol called.

[Exit.

K. Hen.

It sorts9 note
well with your fierceness.

Enter Fluellen and Gower, severally.

Gow.

Captain Fluellen!

Flu.

So! in the name of Cheshu Christ, speak lower1 note

. It is the greatest admiration in the universal

-- 392 --

'orld, when the true and auncient prerogatifes and laws of the wars is not kept: if you would take the pains but to examine the wars of Pompey the Great, you shall find, I warrant you, that there is no tiddle taddle, or pibble pabble, in Pompey's camp; I warrant you, you shall find the ceremonies of the wars2 note, and the cares of it, and the forms of it, and the sobriety of it, and the modesty of it, to be otherwise.

Gow.

Why, the enemy is loud; you heard him all night.

Flu.

If the enemy is an ass and a fool, and a prating coxcomb, is it meet, think you, that we should also, look you, be an ass, and a fool, and a prating coxcomb; in your own conscience now?

Gow.

I will speak lower.

Flu.
I pray you, and beseech you, that you will.
[Exeunt Gower and Fluellen.

K. Hen.
Though it appear a little out of fashion,
There is much care and valour in this Welshman.

-- 393 --

Enter Bates, Court, and Williams.

Court.

Brother John Bates, is not that the morning which breaks yonder?

Bates.

I think it be: but we have no great cause to desire the approach of day.

Will.

We see yonder the beginning of the day, but, I think, we shall never see the end of it.— Who goes there?

K. Hen.

A friend.

Will.

Under what captain serve you?

K. Hen.

Under sir Thomas Erpingham.

Will.

A good old commander, and a most kind gentleman: I pray you, what thinks he of our estate?

K. Hen.

Even as men wrecked upon a sand, that look to be washed off the next tide.

Bates.

He hath not told his thought to the king?

K. Hen.

No; nor it is not meet he should. For, though I speak it to you, I think the king is but a man, as I am: the violet smells to him, as it doth to me; the element shows to him, as it doth to me; all his senses have but human conditions3 note: his ceremonies laid by, in his nakedness he appears but a man; and though his affections are higher mounted than ours, yet, when they stoop, they stoop with the like wing4 note





; therefore when he sees reason of fears,

-- 394 --

as we do, his fears, out of doubt, be of the same relish as ours are: Yet, in reason, no man should possess him with any appearance of fear, lest he, by showing it, should dishearten his army.

Bates.

He may show what outward courage he will: but, I believe, as cold a night as 'tis, he could wish himself in the Thames up to the neck; and so I would he were, and I by him, at all adventures, so we were quit here.

K. Hen.

By my troth, I will speak my conscience of the king; I think, he would not wish himself any where but where he is.

Bates.

Then 'would he were here alone; so should he be sure to be ransomed, and a many poor men's lives saved.

K. Hen.

I dare say, you love him not so ill, to wish him here alone; howsoever you speak this, to feel other men's minds: Methinks, I could not die any where so contented, as in the king's company; his cause being just, and his quarrel honourable5 note.

Will.

That's more than we know.

Bates.

Ay, or more than we should seek after6 note; for we know enough, if we know we are the king's

-- 395 --

subjects; if his cause be wrong, our obedience to the king wipes the crime of it out of us.

Will.

But, if the cause be not good, the king himself hath a heavy reckoning to make; when all those legs, and arms, and heads, chopped off in a battle, shall join together at the latter day7 note, and cry all—We died at such a place; some, swearing; some, crying for a surgeon; some, upon their wives left poor behind them; some, upon the debts they owe; some, upon their children rawly left8 note


. I am afeard there are few die well, that die in battle; for how can they charitably dispose of any thing, when blood is their argument? Now, if these men do not die well, it will be a black matter for the king that led them to it; whom to disobey, were against all proportion of subjection.

K. Hen.

So, if a son, that is by his father sent about merchandise, do sinfully miscarry upon the sea, the imputation of his wickedness, by your rule, should be imposed upon his father that sent him: or if a servant, under his master's command, transporting a sum of money, be assailed by robbers, and die in many irreconciled iniquities, you may call the business of the master the author of the servant's damnation:—But this is not so: the king is not bound to answer the particular endings of his soldiers, the father of his son, nor the master of his servant; for they purpose not their death, when they purpose their services. Besides, there is no king, be his cause never so spotless, if it come to

-- 396 --

the arbitrement of swords, can try it out with all unspotted soldiers. Some, peradventure, have on them the guilt of premeditated and contrived murder; some, of beguiling virgins with the broken seals of perjury9 note

; some, making the wars their bulwark,
that have before gored the gentle bosom of peace with pillage and robbery. Now, if these men have defeated the law, and outrun native punishment1 note



, though they can outstrip men, they have no wings to fly from God: war is his beadle, war is his vengeance; so that here men are punished, for before-breach of the king's laws, in now the king's quarrel: where they feared the death, they have borne life away; and where they would be safe, they perish: Then if they die unprovided, no more is the king guilty of their damnation, than he was before guilty of those impieties for the which they are now visited. Every subject's duty2 note is the king's; but every subject's soul is his own. Therefore should every soldier in the wars do as every sick man in his bed, wash every mote3 note out of his conscience: and dying so, death is to him advantage;

-- 397 --

or not dying, the time was blessedly lost, wherein such preparation was gained: and, in him that escapes, it were not sin to think, that making God so free an offer, he let him outlive that day to see his greatness, and to teach others how they should prepare.

Will.

'Tis certain4 note, every man that dies ill, the ill is upon his own head, the king is not to answer for it.

Bates.

I do not desire he should answer for me; and yet I determine to fight lustily for him.

K. Hen.

I myself heard the king say, he would not be ransomed.

Will.

Ay, he said so, to make us fight cheerfully: but, when our throats are cut, he may be ransomed, and we ne'er the wiser.

K. Hen.

If I live to see it, I will never trust his word after.

Will.

'Mass, you'll pay him then5 note





! That's a

-- 398 --

perilous shot out of an elder gun6 note, that a poor and private displeasure can do against a monarch! you may as well go about to turn the sun to ice, with fanning in his face with a peacock's feather. You'll never trust his word after! come, 'tis a foolish saying.

K. Hen.

Your reproof is something too round* note7 note
;
I should be angry with you, if the time were convenient.

Will.

Let it be a quarrel between us, if you live.

K. Hen.

I embrace it.

Will.

How shall I know thee again?

K. Hen.

Give me any gage of thine, and I will wear it in my bonnet: then, if ever thou darest acknowledge it, I will make it my quarrel.

Will.

Here's my glove; give me another of thine.

K. Hen.

There.

Will.

This will I also wear in my cap: if ever thou come to me and say, after to-morrow, This is my glove, by this hand, I will take thee a box on the ear.

K. Hen.

If ever I live to see it, I will challenge it.

Will.

Thou darest as well be hanged.

K. Hen.

Well, I will do it, though I take thee in the king's company.

Will.

Keep thy word: fare thee well.

Bates.

Be friends, you English fools, be friends; we have French quarrels enough, if you could tell how to reckon.

K. Hen.

Indeed, the French may lay twenty French crowns8 note

to one, they will beat us; for they

-- 399 --

bear them on their shoulders: But it is no English treason, to cut French crowns; and, to-morrow, the king himself will be a clipper.

[Exeunt soldiers.
Upon the king9 note

! let us our lives, our souls,
Our debts, our careful wives, our children, and
Our sins, lay on the king;—we must bear all.
O hard condition! twin-born with greatness,
Subjécted to the breath1 note
of every fool,
Whose sense no more can feel but his own wringing!
What infinite heart's ease must kings neglect,
That private men enjoy?
And what have kings, that privates have not too,
Save ceremony, save general ceremony?
And what art thou, thou idol ceremony?
What kind of god art thou, that suffer'st more
Of mortal griefs, than do thy worshippers?
What are thy rents? what are thy comings-in?
O ceremony, show me but thy worth!
What is the soul of adoration2 note






?

-- 400 --


Art thou aught else but place, degree, and form,
Creating awe and fear in other men?
Wherein thou art less happy being fear'd
Than they in fearing.
What drink'st thou oft, instead of homage sweet,
But poison'd flattery? O, be sick, great greatness,
And bid thy ceremony give thee cure!
Think'st thou, the firy fever will go out
With titles blown from adulation?
Will it give place to flexure and low bending?
Canst thou, when thou command'st the beggar's knee,
Command the health of it? No, thou proud dream,
That play'st so subtly with a king's repose;
I am a king, that find thee; and I know,
'Tis not the balm, the sceptre, and the ball,
The sword, the mace, the crown imperial,
The inter-tissued robe of gold and pearl,

-- 401 --


The farced title running 'fore the king3 note







,
The throne he sits on, nor the tide of pomp
That beats upon the high shore of this world,
No, not all these, thrice-gorgeous ceremony,
Not all these, laid in bed majestical,
Can sleep so soundly as the wretched slave4 note;
Who, with a body fill'd, and vacant mind,
Gets him to rest, cramm'd with distressful bread;
Never sees horrid night, the child of hell;
But, like a lackey, from the rise to set,
Sweats in the eye of Phœbus, and all night
Sleeps in Elysium; next day, after dawn,
Doth rise and help Hyperion to his horse;
And follows so the ever running year
With profitable labour, to his grave:
And, but for ceremony, such a wretch,
Winding up days with toil, and nights with sleep,
Had the fore-hand and vantage of a king.
The slave, a member of the country's peace,
Enjoys it; but in gross brain little wots,
What watch the king keeps to maintain the peace,
Whose hours the peasant best advantages5 note

.

-- 402 --

Enter Erpingham.

Erp.
My lord, your nobles, jealous of your absence
Seek through your camp to find you.

K. Hen.
Good old knight,
Collect them all together at my tent:
I'll be before thee.

Erp.
I shall do't, my lord.
[Exit.

K. Hen.
O God of battles! steel my soldiers' hearts!
Possess them not with fear; take from them now
The sense of reckoning, if the opposed numbers
Pluck their hearts from them6 note

















!—Not to-day, O Lord,

-- 403 --


O not to-day, think not upon the fault
My father made in compassing the crown!

-- 404 --


I Richard's body have interred new;
And on it have bestow'd more contrite tears,
Than from it issued forced drops of blood.
Five hundred poor I have in yearly pay,
Who twice a day their wither'd hands hold up
Toward heaven, to pardon blood; and I have built
Two chantries7 note, where the sad and solemn priests
Sing still for Richard's soul. More will I do:
Though all that I can do, is nothing worth;
Since that my penitence comes after all,
Imploring pardon8 note


.

-- 405 --

Enter Gloster.

Glo.
My liege!

K. Hen.
My brother Gloster's voice?—Ay;
I know thy errand, I will go with thee:—
The day, my friends, and all things stay for me.
[Exeunt. SCENE II. The French Camp. Enter Dauphin, Orleans, Rambures, and Others.

Orl.
The sun doth gild our armour; up, my lords.

-- 406 --

Dau.
Montez a cheval:—My horse! valet! lacquay! ha!

Orl.
O brave spirit!

Dau.
Via!—les eaux et la terre9 note




Orl.
Rien puis? l'air et le feu—

Dau.
Ciel! cousin Orleans.— Enter Constable.
Now, my lord Constable!

Con.
Hark, how our steeds for present service neigh.

Dau.
Mount them, and make incision in their hides:

-- 407 --


That their hot blood may spin in English eyes,
And doubt them1 note



note



with superfluous courage: Ha!

Ram.
What, will you have them weep our horses' blood?
How shall we then behold their natural tears?
Enter a Messenger.

Mess.
The English are embattled, you French peers.

Con.
To horse, you gallant princes! straight to horse!
Do but behold yon poor and starved band,
And your fair show shall suck away their souls2 note



,

-- 408 --


Leaving them but the shales and husks of men.
There is not work enough for all our hands;
Scarce blood enough in all their sickly veins,
To give each naked curtle-ax a stain,
That our French gallants shall to-day draw out,
And sheath for lack of sport: let us but blow on them,
The vapour of our valour will o'erturn them.
'Tis positive 'gainst all exceptions, lords,
That our superfluous lackeys, and our peasants,—
Who, in unnecessary action, swarm
About our squares of battle3 note

,—were enough
To purge this field of such a hilding foe4 note



;
Though we, upon this mountain's basis by5 note


Took stand for idle speculation:
But that our honours must not. What's to say?
A very little little let us do,
And all is done. Then let the trumpets sound
The tucket-sonuance6 note




, and the note to mount:

-- 409 --


For our approach shall so much dare the field,
That England shall couch down in fear, and yield. Enter Grandpre.

Grand.
Why do you stay so long, my lords of France?
Yon island carrions7 note

, desperate of their bones,
Ill-favour'dly become the morning field:
Their ragged curtains poorly are let loose8 note

,
And our air shakes them passing scornfully.
Big Mars seems bankrupt in their beggar'd host,
And faintly through a rusty beaver peeps.
Their horsemen sit like fixed candlesticks,
With torch-staves in their hand9 note

[unresolved image link]

: and their poor jades

-- 410 --


Lob down their heads, dropping the hides and hips;
The gum down-roping from their pale-dead eyes;

-- 411 --


And in their pale dull mouths the gimmal bit1 note





Lies foul with chew'd grass, still and motionless;
And their executors, the knavish crows2 note,
Fly o'er them all, impatient for their hour.
Description cannot suit itself in words,
To démonstrate the life of such a battle
In life so lifeless3 note
as it shows itself.

Con.
They have said their prayers, and they stay for death.

Dau.
Shall we go send them dinners, and fresh suits,
And give their fasting horses provender,
And after fight with them?

Con.
I stay but for my guard4 note





; On, to the field:

-- 412 --


I will the banner from a trumpet take,
And use it for my haste. Come, come, away!
The sun is high, and we outwear the day. [Exeunt.

-- 413 --

SCENE III. The English Camp. Enter the English Host; Gloster, Bedford, Exeter, Salisbury5 note, and Westmoreland.

Glo.
Where is the king?

Bed.
The king himself is rode to view their battle.

West.
Of fighting men they have full threescore thousand.

Exe.
There's five to one; besides, they all are fresh.

Sal.
God's arm strike with us! 'tis a fearful odds.
God be wi' you, princes all; I'll to my charge:
If we no more meet, till we meet in heaven,
Then, joyfully,—my noble lord of Bedford,—
My dear lord Gloster,—and my good lord Exeter,—
And my kind kinsman6 note,—warriors all, adieu!

-- 414 --

Bed.
Farewell, good Salisbury; and good luck go with thee!

Exe.
Farewell, kind lord; fight valiantly to-day:
And yet I do thee wrong, to mind thee of it,
For thou art fram'd of the firm truth of valour7 note








. [Exit Salisbury.

Bed.
He is as full of valour, as of kindness8 note
;
Princely in both.

West.
O that we now had here9 note

-- 415 --

Enter King Henry.
But one ten thousand of those men in England,
That do no work to-day!

K. Hen.
What's he, that wishes so?
My cousin Westmoreland1 note?—No, my fair cousin:
If we are mark'd to die, we are enough
To do our country loss; and if to live,
The fewer men, the greater share of honour.
God's will! I pray thee, wish not one man more.
By Jove2 note

, I am not covetous for gold;
Nor care I, who doth feed upon my cost;
It yearns me not3 note, if men my garments wear;
Such outward things dwell not in my desires:
But, if it be a sin to covet honour,
I am the most offending soul alive.
No, 'faith, my coz, wish not a man from England:
God's peace! I would not lose so great an honour,
As one man more, methinks, would share from me,
For the best hope I have. O, do not wish one more4 note:
Rather proclaim it, Westmoreland, through my host
That he, which hath no stomach to this fight,

-- 416 --


Let him depart; his passport shall be made,
And crowns for convoy put into his purse:
We would not die in that man's company,
That fears his fellowship to die with us.
This day is call'd—the feast of Crispian5 note:
He, that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd,
And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
He, that shall live this day, and see old age6 note


,
Will yearly on the vigil7 note feast his friends,
And say—to-morrow is Saint Crispian:
Then will he strip his sleeve, and show his scars,
And say, these wounds I had on Crispin's day8 note.
Old men forget; yet all9 note shall be forgot,
But he'll remember with advantages1 note,

-- 417 --


What feats he did that day: Then shall our names,
Familiar in their mouths2 note as household words,—
Harry the king, Bedford, and Exeter,
Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloster,—
Be in their flowing cups freshly remember'd:
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending3 note of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered:
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he, to-day that sheds his blood with me,
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition4 note

:

-- 418 --


And gentlemen in England, now a-bed,
Shall think themselves accurs'd, they were not here;
And hold their manhoods cheap, while any speaks,
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day5 note. Enter Salisbury.

Sal.
My sovereign lord, bestow yourself with speed:
The French are bravely6 note



in their battles set,
And will with all expedience7 note
charge on us.

K. Hen.
All things are ready, if our minds be so.

West.
Perish the man, whose mind is backward now!

K. Hen.
Thou dost not wish more help from England, cousin?

West.
God's will, my liege, 'would you and I alone,
Without more help, might fight this battle out8 note
!

K. Hen.
Why, now thou hast unwish'd five thousand men9 note

;

-- 419 --


Which likes me better, than to wish us one.—
You know your places: God be with you all! Tucket. Enter Montjoy.

Mont.
Once more I come to know of thee, king Harry,

-- 420 --


If for thy ransom thou wilt now compound,
Before thy most assured overthrow:
For, certainly, thou art so near the gulf,
Thou needs must be englutted. Besides, in mercy,
The Constable desires thee—thou wilt mind1 note

Thy followers of repentance; that their souls
May make a peaceful and a sweet retire
From off these fields, where (wretches) their poor bodies
Must lie and fester.

K. Hen.
Who hath sent thee now?

Mont.
The Constable of France.

K. Hen.
I pray thee, bear my former answer back;
Bid them achieve me, and then sell my bones.
Good God! why should they mock poor fellows thus?
The man, that once did sell the lion's skin
While the beast liv'd, was kill'd with hunting him.
A many2 note of our bodies shall, no doubt,
Find native graves; upon the which, I trust,
Shall witness live in brass3 note of this day's work:
And those that leave their valiant bones in France,
Dying like men, though buried in your dunghills,
They shall be fam'd; for there the sun shall greet them,
And draw their honours reeking up to heaven;
Leaving their earthly parts to choke your clime,
The smell whereof shall breed a plague in France.
Mark then abounding valour in our English4 note




;

-- 421 --


That, being dead, like to the bullet's grazing,
Break out into a second course of mischief,

-- 422 --


Killing in rélapse of mortality5 note














.
Let me speak proudly;—Tell the Constable,

-- 423 --


We are but warriors for the working-day6 note


;
Our gayness and our gilt7 note




, are all besmirch'd
With rainy marching in the painful field;
There's not a piece of feather in our host,
(Good argument, I hope, we shall not fly,)
And time hath worn us into slovenry:
But, by the mass, our hearts are in the trim:
And my poor soldiers tell me—yet ere night
They'll be in fresher robes; or they will pluck
The gay new coats o'er the French soldiers' heads,
And turn them out of service. If they do this,
(As, if God please, they shall,) my ransom then
Will soon be levied. Herald, save thou thy labour;
Come thou no more for ransom, gentle herald;
They shall have none, I swear, but these my joints:
Which if they have as I will leave 'em to them,
Shall yield them little, tell the Constable.

Mont.
I shall, king Harry. And so fare thee well:
Thou never shalt hear herald any more.
[Exit.

K. Hen.
I fear, thou'lt once more come again for ransom.
Enter the Duke of York8 note.

York.
My lord, most humbly on my knee I beg
The leading of the vaward.

-- 424 --

K. Hen.
Take it, brave York.—Now, soldiers, march away:—
And how thou pleasest, God, dispose the day!
[Exeunt. SCENE IV. The Field of Battle. Alarums: Excursions. Enter French Soldier, Pistol, and Boy.

Pist.

Yield, cur.

Fr. Sol.

Je pense, que vous estes le gentilhomme de bonne qualité.

Pist.

Quality? Callino, castore me! art thou a gentleman9 note







[unresolved image link]

? What is thy name? discuss1 note
.

-- 425 --

Fr. Sol.

O seigneur Dieu!

Pist.
O, signieur Dew should be a gentleman2 note:—

-- 426 --


Perpend my words, O signieur Dew, and mark;—
O signieur Dew, thou diest on point of fox3 note




,

-- 427 --


Except, O signieur, thou do give to me
Egregious ransom.

Fr. Sol.
O, prennez misericorde! ayez pitié de
moy!

Pist.
Moy shall not serve, I will have forty moys;
For I will fetch thy rim4 note











out at thy throat,
In drops of crimson blood.

-- 428 --

Fr. Sol.

Est il impossible d'eschapper la force de ton bras?

Pist.
Brass, cur5 note





!

-- 429 --


Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat6 note
,
Offer'st me brass?

Fr. Sol.
O pardonnez moy!

-- 430 --

Pist.
Say'st thou me so? is that a ton of moys7 note

?—
Come hither, boy; Ask me this slave in French,
What is his name.

Boy.
Escoutez; Comment estes vous appellé?

Fr. Sol.

Monsieur le Fer.

Boy.

He says his name is—master Fer.

Pist.

Master Fer! I'll fer him, and firk him8 note







, and ferret him:—discuss the same in French unto him.

Boy.

I do not know the French for fer, and ferret, and firk.

-- 431 --

Pist.

Bid him prepare, for I will cut his throat.

Fr. Sol.

Que dit-il, monsieur?

Boy.

Il me commande de vous dire que vous faites vous prest; car ce soldat icy est disposé tout à cette heure de couper vostre gorge.

Pist.
Ouy, couper gorge, par ma foy, pesant,
Unless thou give me crowns, brave crowns;
Or mangled shalt thou be by this my sword.

Fr. Sol.

O, je vous supplie pour l'amour de Dieu, me pardonner! Je suis gentilhomme de bonne maison; gardez ma vie, et je vous donneray deux cents escus.

Pist.

What are his words?

Boy.

He prays you to save his life: he is a gentleman of a good house; and, for his ransom, he will give you two hundred crowns.

Pist.
Tell him,—my fury shall abate, and I
The crowns will take.

Fr. Sol.

Petit monsieur, que dit-il?

Boy.

Encore qu'il est contre son jurement, de pardonner aucun prisonnier; neantmoins, pour les escus que vous l'avez promis, il est content de vous donner la liberté, le franchisement.

Fr. Sol.

Sur mes genoux, je vous donne mille remerciemens: et je m'estime heureux que je suis tombé entre les mains d'un chevalier, je pense, le plus brave, valiant, et tres distingué seigneur d'Angleterre.

Pist.

Expound unto me, boy.

Boy.

He gives you, upon his knees, a thousand thanks: and he esteems himself happy that he hath fallen into the hands of (as he thinks) the most brave, valorous, and thrice-worthy signieur of England.

Pist.

As I suck blood, I will some mercy show.— Follow me, cur.

[Exit Pistol.

Boy.

Suivez vous le grand capitaine.

[Exit French Soldier.

-- 432 --

I did never know so full a voice issue from so empty a heart: but the saying is true,—The empty vessel makes the greatest sound. Bardolph, and Nym, had ten times more valour than this roaring devil i' the old play9 note













, that every one may pare his nails with a wooden dagger; and they are both hanged; and so would this be, if he durst steal any thing

-- 433 --

adventurously. I must stay with the lackeys, with the luggage of our camp: the French might have a good prey of us, if he knew of it; for there is none to guard it, but boys.

[Exit. SCENE V. Another Part of the Field of Battle. Alarums. Enter Dauphin, Orleans, Bourbon, Constable, Rambures, and Others.

Con.
O diable?

Orl.
O seigneur!—le jour est perdu, tout est perdu!

Dau.
Mort de ma vie! all is confounded, all!
Reproach and everlasting shame
Sits mocking in our plumes.—O meschante fortune!—
Do not run away.
[A short Alarum.

Con.
Why all our ranks are broke.

Dau.
O perdurable shame1 note
!—let's stab ourselves.
Be these the wretches that we play'd at dice for?

Orl.
Is this the king we sent to for his ransom?

Bour.
Shame, and eternal shame, nothing but shame!
Let us die in fight: Once more back again2 note









;

-- 434 --


And he that will not follow Bourbon now,
Let him go hence, and, with his cap in hand,
Like a base pander3 note
, hold the chamber-door,
Whilst by a slave, no gentler4 note than my dog,
His fairest daughter is contaminate5 note.

Con.
Disorder, that hath spoil'd us, friend us now!

-- 435 --


Let us, in heaps, go offer up our lives
Unto these English, or else die with fame6 note.

Orl.
We are enough, yet living in the field,
To smother up the English in our throngs,
If any order might be thought upon.

Bour.
The devil take order now! I'll to the throng;
Let life be short; else, shame will be too long.
[Exeunt. SCENE VI. Another Part of the Field. Alarums. Enter King Henry and Forces; Exeter, and Others.

K. Hen.
Well have we done, thrice-valiant countrymen:
But all's not done, yet keep the French the field.

Exe.
The duke of York commends him to your majesty.

K. Hen.
Lives he, good uncle? thrice, within this hour,
I saw him down; thrice up again, and fighting;
From helmet to the spur, all blood he was.

Exe.
In which array, (brave soldier,) doth he lie,
Larding the plain7 note
: and by his bloody side,
(Yoke-fellow to his honour-owing wounds,)
The noble earl of Suffolk also lies.
Suffolk first died: and York, all haggled over,

-- 436 --


Comes to him, where in gore he lay insteep'd,
And takes him by the beard; kisses the gashes,
That bloodily did yawn upon his face;
And cries aloud,—Tarry, dear cousin Suffolk!
My soul shall thine keep company to heaven:
Tarry, sweet soul, for mine, then fly a-breast;
As, in this glorious and well-foughten field,
We kept together in our chivalry!
Upon these words I came, and cheer'd him up:
He smil'd me in the face, raught8 note me his hand,
And, with a feeble gripe, says,—Dear my lord,
Commend my service to my sovereign.
So did he turn, and over Suffolk's neck
He threw his wounded arm, and kiss'd his lips;
And so, espous'd to death, with blood he seal'd
A testament of noble-ending love9 note
.
The pretty and sweet manner of it forc'd
Those waters from me, which I would have stopp'd;
But I had not so much of man in me,
But all my mother came into mine eyes,
And gave me up to tears1 note







.

-- 437 --

K. Hen.
I blame you not;
For, hearing this, I must perforce compound
With wistful eyes2 note

, or they will issue too.— [Alarum.
But, hark! what new alarum is this same3 note

?—
The French have reinforc'd their scatter'd men:—
Then every soldier kill his prisoners;
Give the word through4 note
. [Exeunt. 5 note. SCENE VII Another Part of the Field. Alarums. Enter Fluellen and Gower.

Flu.

Kill the poys and the luggage6 note

! 'tis expressly
against the law of arms: 'tis as arrant a

-- 438 --

piece of knavery, mark you now, as can be offered, in the 'orld: In your conscience now, is it not?

Gow.

'Tis certain, there's not a boy left alive; and the cowardly rascals, that ran from the battle, have done this slaughter: besides, they have burned and carried away all that was in the king's tent; wherefore the king, most worthily, hath caused every soldier to cut his prisoner's throat. O, 'tis a gallant king!

Flu.

Ay, he was porn at Monmouth, captain Gower: What call you the town's name, where Alexander the pig was born?

Gow.

Alexander the great.

Flu.

Why, I pray you, is not pig, great? The pig, or the great, or the mighty, or the huge, or the magnanimous, are all one reckonings, save the phrase is a little variations.

Gow.

I think, Alexander the great was born in Macedon; his father was called—Philip of Macedon, as I take it.

-- 439 --

Flu.

I think, it is in Macedon, where Alexander is porn. I tell you, captain,—If you look in the maps of the 'orld, I warrant, you shall find, in the comparisons between Macedon and Monmouth, that the situations, look you, is both alike. There is a river in Macedon; and there is also moreover a river at Monmouth: it is called Wye at Monmouth; but it is out of my prains, what is the name of the other river; but 'tis all one, 'tis so like as my fingers is to my fingers, and there is salmons in both. If you mark Alexander's life well, Harry of Monmouth's life is come after it indifferent well; for there is figures in all things. Alexander (God knows, and you know,) in his rages, and his furies, and his wraths, and his cholers, and his moods, and his displeasures, and his indignations, and also being a little intoxicates in his prains, did, in his ales and his angers, look you, kill his pest friend, Clytus.

Gow.

Our king is not like him in that; he never killed any of his friends.

Flu.

It is not well done, mark you now, to take tales out of my mouth, ere it is made an end and finished. I speak but in the figures and comparisons of it: As Alexander7 note is kill his friend Clytus, being in his ales and his cups; so also Harry Monmouth, being in his right wits and his goot judgments, is turn away the fat knight8 note with the great

-- 440 --

pelly-doublet: he was full of jests, and gipes, and knaveries, and mocks; I am forget his name.

Gow.

Sir John Falstaff.

Flu.

That is he: I can tell you, there is goot men born at Monmouth.

Gow.

Here comes his majesty.

Alarum. Enter King Henry, with a Part of the English Forces; Warwick9 note, Gloster, Exeter, and Others.

K. Hen.
I was not angry since I came to France
Until this instant.—Take a trumpet, herald;
Ride thou unto the horsemen on yon hill;
If they will fight with us, bid them come down,
Or void the field; they do offend our sight:
If they'll do neither, we will come to them;
And make them skirr away1 note



, as swift as stones
Enforced from the old Assyrian slings:
Besides, we'll cut the throats of those we have2 note

;

-- 441 --


And not a man of them that we shall take,
Shall taste our mercy:—Go, and tell them so.

-- 442 --

Enter Montjoy.

Exe.
Here comes the herald of the French, my liege.

-- 443 --

Glo.
His eyes are humbler than they us'd to be.

K. Hen.
How now! what means this, herald? know'st thou not,
That I have fin'd these bones of mine for ransom?
Com'st thou again for ransom?

Mont.
No, great king:
I come to thee for charitable licence,
That we may wander o'er this bloody field,
To book our dead, and then to bury them;
To sort our nobles from our common men;
For many of our princes (woe the while!)
Lie drown'd and soak'd in mercenary blood;
(So do our vulgar drench their peasant limbs
In blood of princes;) and their wounded steeds3 note

-- 444 --


Fret fetlock deep in gore, and, with wild rage,
Yerk out their armed heels4 note

at their dead masters,
Killing them twice. O, give us leave, great king,
To view the field in safety, and dispose
Of their dead bodies.

K. Hen.
I tell thee truly, herald,
I know not if the day be ours, or no;
For yet a many of your horsemen peer,
And gallop o'er the field.

Mont.
The day is yours.

K. Hen.
Praised be God, and not our strength, for it!—
What is this castle call'd, that stands hard by?

Mont.
They call it—Agincourt.

K. Hen.
Then call we this—the field of Agincourt,
Fought on the day of Crispin Crispianus.

Flu.

Your grandfather of famous memory, an't please your majesty, and your great-uncle Edward the plack prince of Wales, as I have read in the chronicles, fought a most prave pattle here in France.

K. Hen.

They did, Fluellen.

Flu.

Your majesty says very true: If your majesties is remembered of it, the Welshmen did goot service in a garden where leeks did grow, wearing leeks in their Monmouth caps5 note





; which, your majesty

-- 445 --

knows, to this hour is an honourable padge of the service; and, I do believe, your majesty takes no scorn to wear the leek upon Saint Tavy's day.

K. Hen.
I wear it for a memorable honour:
For I am Welsh, you know, good countryman.

Flu.

All the water in Wye cannot wash your majesty's Welsh plood out of your pody, I can tell you that: Got pless it and preserve it as long as it pleases his grace, and his majesty too!

K. Hen.

Thanks, good my countryman.

Flu.

By Cheshu, I am your majesty's countryman, I care not who know it; I will confess it to all the 'orld: I need not to be ashamed of your majesty, praised be God, so long as your majesty is an honest man.

K. Hen.
God keep me so!—Our heralds go with him;
Bring me just notice of the numbers dead
On both our parts.—Call yonder fellow hither.
[Points to Williams. Exeunt Montjoy and Others.

Exe.

Soldier, you must come to the king.

K. Hen.

Soldier, why wear'st thou that glove in thy cap?

Will.

An't please your majesty, 'tis the gage of one that I should fight withal, if he be alive.

K. Hen.

An Englishman?

Will.

An't please your majesty, a rascal that swaggered with me last night: who, if 'a live, and

-- 446 --

ever dare to challenge this glove, I have sworn to take him a box o' the ear: or, if I can see my glove in his cap, (which he swore, as he was a soldier, he would wear, if alive,) I will strike it out soundly.

K. Hen.

What think you, captain Fluellen? is it fit this soldier keep his oath?

Flu.

He is a craven and a villain else, an't please your majesty, in my conscience.

K. Hen.

It may be, his enemy is a gentleman of great sort6 note


, quite from the answer of his degree7 note.

Flu.

Though he be as goot a gentleman as the tevil is, as Lucifer and Belzebub himself, it is necessary, look your grace, that he keep his vow and his oath: if he be perjured, see you now, his reputation is as arrant a villain, and a Jack-sauce8 note, as ever his plack shoe trod upon Got's ground and his earth, in my conscience, la.

K. Hen.

Then keep thy vow, sirrah, when thou meet'st the fellow.

Will.

So I will, my liege, as I live.

K. Hen.

Who servest thou under?

Will.

Under captain Gower, my liege.

Flu.

Gower is a goot captain; and is good knowledge and literature in the wars.

K. Hen.

Call him hither to me, soldier.

Will.

I will, my liege.

[Exit.

K. Hen.

Here, Fluellen; wear thou this favour for me, and stick it in thy cap: When Alençon and

-- 447 --

myself were down together9 note, I plucked this glove from his helm: if any man challenge this, he is a friend to Alençon and an enemy to our person; if thou encounter any such, apprehend him, an thou dost love me.

Flu.

Your grace does me as great honours, as can be desired in the hearts of his subjects: I would fain see the man, that has but two legs, that shall find himself aggriefed at this glove, that is all; but I would fain see it once; and please Got of his grace, that I might see it.

K. Hen.

Knowest thou Gower?

Flu.

He is my dear friend, and please you.

K. Hen.

Pray thee, go seek him, and bring him to my tent.

Flu.

I will fetch him.

[Exit.

K. Hen.
My lord of Warwick,—and my brother Gloster,
Follow Fluellen closely at the heels:
The glove, which I have given him for a favour,
May, haply, purchase him a box o' the ear;
It is the soldier's; I, by bargain, should
Wear it myself. Follow, good cousin Warwick:
If that the soldier strike him, (as, I judge
By his blunt bearing, he will keep his word,)
Some sudden mischief may arise of it;
For I do know Fluellen valiant,
And, touch'd with choler, hot as gunpowder,
And quickly will return an injury:
Follow, and see there be no harm between them.—
Go you with me, uncle of Exeter.
[Exeunt.

-- 448 --

SCENE VIII. Before King Henry's Pavilion. Enter Gower and Williams.

Will.
I warrant it is to knight you, captain.
Enter Fluellen.

Flu.

Got's will and his pleasure, captain, I peseech you now, come apace to the king: there is more goot toward you, peradventure, than is in your knowledge to dream of.

Will.

Sir, know you this glove?

Flu.

Know the glove? I know, the glove is a glove.

Will.

I know this; and thus I challenge it.

[Strikes him.

Flu.

'Sblud, an arrant traitor, as any's in the universal 'orld, or in France, or in England.

Gow.

How now, sir? you villain!

Will.

Do you think I'll be forsworn?

Flu.

Stand away, captain Gower; I will give treason his payment into plows1 note

, I warrant you.

Will.

I am no traitor.

Flu.

That's a lie in thy throat.—I charge you in

-- 449 --

his majesty's name, apprehend him; he's a friend of the duke Alençon's.

Enter Warwick and Gloster.

War.

How now, how now! what's the matter?

Flu.

My lord of Warwick, here is (praised be Got for it!) a most contagious treason come to light, look you, as you shall desire in a summer's day. Here is his majesty.

Enter King Henry and Exeter.

K. Hen.

How now! what's the matter?

Flu.

My liege, here is a villain, and a traitor, that, look your grace, has struck the glove which your majesty is take out of the helmet of Alençon.

Will.

My liege, this was my glove; here is the fellow of it: and he that I gave it to in change, promised to wear it in his cap; I promised to strike him if he did: I met this man with my glove in his cap, and I have been as good as my word.

Flu.

Your majesty hear now, (saving your majesty's manhood,) what an arrant, rascally, beggarly, lowsy knave it is: I hope, your majesty is pear me testimony, and witness, and avouchments, that this is the glove of Alençon, that your majesty is give me, in your conscience now.

K. Hen.

Give me thy glove2 note



, soldier; Look, here

-- 450 --

is the fellow of it. 'Twas I, indeed, thou promised'st to strike; and thou hast given me most bitter terms.

Flu.

An please your majesty, let his neck answer for it, if there is any martial law in the 'orld.

K. Hen.

How canst thou make me satisfaction?

Will.

All offences, my liege, come from the heart: never came any from mine, that might offend your majesty.

K. Hen.

It was ourself thou didst abuse.

Will.

Your majesty came not like yourself: you appeared to me but as a common man; witness the night, your garments, your lowliness; and what your highness suffered under that shape, I beseech you, take it for your own fault, and not mine: for had you been as I took you for, I made no offence; therefore, I beseech your highness, pardon me.

K. Hen.
Here, uncle Exeter, fill this glove with crowns,
And give it to this fellow.—Keep it, fellow;
And wear it for an honour in thy cap,
Till I do challenge it.—Give him the crowns:—
And, captain, you must needs be friends with him.

Flu.

By this day and this light, the fellow has mettle enough in his pelly:—Hold, there is twelve pence for you, and I pray you to serve Got, and keep you out of prawls, and prabbles, and quarrels, and dissensions, and, I warrant you, it is the petter for you.

Will.

I will none of your money.

Flu.

It is with a goot will; I can tell you, it will serve you to mend your shoes: Come, wherefore should you be so pashful? your shoes is not so

-- 451 --

goot3 note: 'tis a goot silling, I warrant you, or I will change it.

Enter an English Herald.

K. Hen.
Now, herald; are the dead number'd4 note
?

Her.
Here is the number of the slaughter'd French.
[Delivers a Paper.

K. Hen.
What prisoners of good sort are taken, uncle?

Exe.
Charles duke of Orleans5 note

, nephew to the king;
John duke of Bourbon, and lord Bouciqualt:
Of other lords, and barons, knights, and 'squires,
Full fifteen hundred, besides common men.

K. Hen.
This note doth tell me of ten thousand French,
That in the field lie slain: of princes, in this number,
And nobles bearing banners, there lie dead
One hundred twenty-six: added to these,
Of knights, esquires, and gallant gentlemen,
Eight thousand and four hundred; of the which,
Five hundred were but yesterday dubb'd knights6 note

:

-- 452 --


So that, in these ten thousand they have lost,
There are but sixteen hundred mercenaries7 note

;
The rest are—princes, barons, lords, knights, 'squires,
And gentlemen of blood and quality.
The names of those their nobles that lie dead,—
Charles De-la-bret8 note, high constable of France;
Jaques of Chatillon, admiral of France;
The master of the cross-bows, lord Rambures;
Great-master of France, the brave sir Guischard Dauphin;
John duke of Alençon; Antony duke of Brabant,
The brother to the duke of Burgundy;
And Edward duke of Bar: of lusty earls,
Grandpré, and Roussi, Fauconberg, and Foix,
Beaumont, and Marle, Vaudemont, and Lestrale.
Here was a royal fellowship of death!—
Where is the number of our English dead? [Herald presents another Paper.
Edward the duke of York9 note, the earl of Suffolk,

-- 453 --


Sir Richard Ketly, Davy Gam, esquire1 note

:
None else of name; and, of all other men,
But five and twenty. O God, thy arm was here,
And not to us, but to thy arm alone,
Ascribe we all.—When, without stratagem,
But in plain shock, and even play of battle,
Was ever known so great and little loss,
On one part and on the other?—Take it, God,
For it is only thine!

Exe.
'Tis wonderful!

K. Hen.
Come, go we in procession to the village:
And be it death proclaimed through our host,
To boast of this, or take that praise from God,
Which is his only.

Flu.

Is it not lawful, an please your majesty, to tell how many is killed?

K. Hen.
Yes, captain; but with this acknowledgment,
That God fought for us.

Flu.
Yes, my conscience, he did us great goot.

K. Hen.
Do we all holy rites2 note

;

-- 454 --


Let there be sung Non nobis, and Te Deum.
The dead with charity enclos'd in clay,
We'll then to Calais; and to England then;
Where ne'er from France arriv'd more happy men. [Exeunt. ACT V. Enter Chorus.

Chor.
Vouchsafe to those that have not read the story,
That I may prompt them: and of such as have,
I humbly pray them to admit the excuse
Of time, of numbers, and due course of things,
Which cannot in their huge and proper life
Be here presented. Now we bear the king
Toward Calais: grant him there; there seen3 note



,
Heave him away upon your winged thoughts,
Athwart the sea: Behold, the English beach
Pales in the flood with men, with wives4 note, and boys,

-- 455 --


Whose shouts and claps out-voice the deep-mouth'd sea,
Which, like a mighty whiffler5 note




fore the king
Seems to prepare his way: so let him land;
And, solemnly, see him set on to London.
So swift a pace hath thought, that even now
You may imagine him upon Blackheath:
Where that his lords desire him, to have borne6 note
His bruised helmet, and his bended sword,
Before him, through the city: he forbids it,

-- 456 --


Being free from vainness and self-glorious pride;
Giving full trophy7 note, signal, and ostent,
Quite from himself, to God. But now behold,
In the quick forge and workinghouse of thought,
How London doth pour out her citizens!
The mayor, and all his brethren, in best sort,
Like to the senators of the antique Rome,
With the plebeians swarming at their heels,
Go forth, and fetch their conquering Cæsar in:
As, by a lower but by loving likelihood8 note


,

-- 457 --


Were now the general of our gracious empress9 note


(As, in good time, he may,) from Ireland coming,
Bringing rebellion broached1 note on his sword,
How many would the peaceful city quit,
To welcome him? much more, and much more cause,
Did they this Harry. Now in London place him;
(As yet the lamentation of the French
Invites the king of England's stay at home:
The emperor's coming2 note




in behalf of France,

-- 458 --


To order peace between them;) and omit
All the occurrences, whatever chanc'd,
Till Harry's back-return again to France;
There must we bring him; and myself have play'd
The interim, by remembering you—'tis past.
Then brook abridgement; and your eyes advance
After your thoughts, straight back again to France. [Exit. 3 note

. SCENE I France. An English Court of Guard. Enter Fluellen and Gower.

Gow.

Nay, that's right; but why wear you your leek to-day? Saint Davy's day is past.

Flu.

There is occasions and causes why and wherefore in all things: I will tell you, as my friend, captain Gower; The rascally, scald, beggarly, lowsy,

-- 459 --

pragging knave, Pistol,—which you and yourself, and all the 'orld, know to be no petter than a fellow, look you now, of no merits,—he is come to me, and prings me pread and salt yesterday, look you, and bid me eat my leek: it was in a place where I could not breed no contentions with him; but I will be so pold as to wear it in my cap till I see him once again, and then I will tell him a little piece of my desires.

Enter Pistol.

Gow.

Why, here he comes, swelling like a turkey-cock.

Flu.

'Tis no matter for his swellings, nor his turkey-cocks.—Got pless you, ancient Pistol! you scurvy, lowsy knave, Got pless you!

Pist.
Ha! art thou Bedlam? dost thou thirst, base Trojan,
To have me fold up Parca's fatal web4 note?
Hence! I am qualmish at the smell of leek.

Flu.

I peseech you heartily, scurvy lowsy knave, at my desires, and my requests, and my petitions, to eat, look you, this leek; because, look you, you do not love it, nor your affections, and your appetites, and your digestions, does not agree with it, I would desire you to eat it.

Pist.

Not for Cadwallader, and all his goats.

Flu.

There is one goat for you. [Strikes him.] Will you be so goot, scald knave, as eat it?

Pist.

Base Trojan, thou shalt die.

Flu.

You say very true, scald knave, when Got's will is: I will desire you to live in the mean time, and eat your victuals: come, there is sauce for it. [Striking him again.] You called me yesterday, mountain-squire; but I will make you to-day a

-- 460 --

squire of low degree5 note



. I pray you, fall to; if you can mock a leek, you can eat a leek.

Gow.

Enough, captain; you have astonished him6 note

.

Flu.

I say, I will make him eat some part of my leek, or I will peat his pate four days:—Pite, I pray you; it is goot for your green wound, and your ploody coxcomb.

Pist.

Must I bite?

Flu.

Yes, certainly; and out of doubt, and out of questions too, and ambiguities.

Pist.

By this leek, I will most horribly revenge; I eat, and eke I swear—7 note



.

Flu.

Eat, I pray you: Will you have some more sauce to your leek? there is not enough leek to swear by.

-- 461 --

Pist.

Quiet thy cudgel; thou dost see, I eat.

Flu.

Much goot do you, scald knave, heartily. Nay, 'pray you, throw none away; the skin is goot for your proken coxcomb. When you take occasions to see leeks hereafter, I pray you, mock at them; that is all.

Pist.

Good.

Flu.

Ay, leeks is goot:—Hold you, there is a groat to heal your pate.

Pist.

Me a groat!

Flu.

Yes, verily, and in truth, you shall take it; or I have another leek in my pocket, which you shall eat.

Pist.

I take thy groat, in earnest of revenge.

Flu.

If I owe you any thing, I will pay you in cudgels; you shall be a woodmonger, and buy nothing of me but cudgels. God be wi' you, and keep you, and heal your pate.

[Exit.

Pist.

All hell shall stir for this.

Gow.

Go, go; you are a counterfeit cowardly knave. Will you mock at an ancient tradition,— begun upon an honourable respect, and worn as a memorable trophy of predeceased valour,—and dare not avouch in your deeds any of your words? I have seen you gleeking8 note

and galling at this gentleman twice or thrice. You thought, because he could not speak English in the native garb, he could not therefore handle an English cudgel: you find it otherwise; and, henceforth, let a Welsh correction teach you a good English condition9 note. Fare ye well.

[Exit.

-- 462 --

Pist.
Doth fortune play the huswife1 note with me now?
News have I, that my Nell is dead2 note










i'the spital
Of malady of France;
And there my rendezvous is quite cut off.
Old I do wax; and from my weary limbs
Honour is cudgell'd. Well, bawd will I turn,
And something lean to cutpurse of quick hand.
To England will I steal, and there I'll steal:
And patches will I get unto these scars,
And swear, I got them in the Gallia wars. [Exit3 note.

-- 463 --

SCENE II. Troyes in Champagne4 note. An Apartment in the French King's Palace. Enter, at one Door, King Henry, Bedford, Gloster, Exeter, Warwick, Westmoreland, and other Lords; at another the French King, Queen Isabel, the Princess Katharine, Lords, Ladies, &c. the Duke of Burgundy, and his Train.

K. Hen.
Peace to this meeting, wherefore we are met5 note

!
Unto our brother France,—and to our sister,
Health and fair time of day:—joy and good wishes

-- 464 --


To our most fair and princely cousin Katharine;
And (as a branch and member of this royalty,
By whom this great assembly is contriv'd,)
We do salute you, duke of Burgundy;—
And, princes French, and peers, health to you all!

Fr. King.
Right joyous are we to behold your face,
Most worthy brother England; fairly met:—
So are you, princes English, every one.

Q. Isa.
So happy be the issue, brother England,
Of this good day, and of this gracious meeting,
As we are now glad to behold your eyes;
Your eyes, which hitherto have borne in them
Against the French, that met them in their bent,
The fatal balls of murdering basilisks6 note


:
The venom of such looks, we fairly hope,
Have lost their quality; and that this day
Shall change all griefs, and quarrels, into love.

K. Hen.
To cry amen to that, thus we appear.

Q. Isa.
You English princes all, I do salute you.

Bur.
My duty to you both, on equal love,
Great kings of France and England! That I have labour'd
With all my wits, my pains, and strong endeavours,
To bring your most imperial majesties
Unto this bar7 note and royal interview,
Your mightiness on both parts best can witness.
Since then my office hath so far prevail'd,
That face to face, and royal eye to eye,
You have congreeted; let it not disgrace me,

-- 465 --


If I demand, before this royal view,
What rub, or what impediment, there is,
Why that the naked, poor, and mangled peace,
Dear nurse of arts, plenties, and joyful births,
Should not, in this best garden of the world,
Our fertile France, put up her lovely visage?
Alas! she hath from France too long been chas'd;
And all her husbandry doth lie on heaps,
Corrupting in its own fertility.
Her vine, the merry cheerer of the heart,
Unpruned dies8 note

: her hedges even-pleached,
Like prisoners wildly over-grown with hair9 note

,

-- 466 --


Put forth disorder'd twigs; her fallow leas
The darnel, hemlock, and rank fumitory,
Doth root upon; while that the coulter1 note rusts,
That should deracinate2 note

such savagery:
The even mead, that erst brought sweetly forth
The freckled cowslip, burnet, and green clover,
Wanting the scythe, all3 note uncorrected, rank,
Conceives by idleness; and nothing teems,
But hateful docks, rough thistles, kecksies, burs,
Losing both beauty and utility.
And as our vineyards4 note, fallows, meads, and hedges,
Defective in their natures5 note, grow to wildness;
Even so our houses, and ourselves, and children,

-- 467 --


Have lost, or do not learn, for want of time,
The sciences that should become our country;
But grow, like savages,—as soldiers will,
That nothing do but meditate on blood,—
To swearing, and stern looks, diffus'd attire6 note



,
And every thing that seems unnatural.
Which to reduce into our former favour7 note



,
You are assembled: and my speech entreats,
That I may know the let, why gentle peace
Should not expel these inconveniencies,
And bless us with her former qualities.

K. Hen.
If, duke of Burgundy, you would the peace,
Whose want gives growth to the imperfections
Which you have cited, you must buy that peace
With full accord to all our just demands;
Whose tenours and particular effects
You have, enschedul'd briefly, in your hands.

Bur.
The king hath heard them; to the which, as yet,
There is no answer made.

K. Hen.
Well then, the peace,
Which you before so urg'd, lies in his answer.

Fr. King.
I have but with a cursorary eye

-- 468 --


O'er-glanc'd the articles: pleaseth your grace
To appoint some of your council presently
To sit with us once more, with better heed
To re-survey them, we will, suddenly,
Pass our accept, and peremptory answer5 note




.

K. Hen.
Brother, we shall.—Go, uncle Exeter,—
And brother Clarence9 note,—and you, brother Gloster,—
Warwick,—and Huntington,—go with the king:
And take with you free power, to ratify,

-- 469 --


Augment, or alter, as your wisdoms best
Shall see advantageable for our dignity,
Any thing in, or out of, our demands;
And we'll consign thereto.—Will you, fair sister,
Go with the princes, or stay here with us?

Q. Isa.
Our gracious brother, I will go with them;
Haply, a woman's voice may do some good,
When articles, too nicely urg'd, be stood on.

K. Hen.
Yet leave our cousin Katharine here with us;
She is our capital demand, compris'd
Within the fore-rank of our articles.

Q. Isa.
She hath good leave.
[Exeunt all but Henry, Katharine, and her Gentlewoman.

K. Hen.
Fair Katharine, and most fair1 note

!
Will you vouchsafe to teach a soldier terms,
Such as will enter at a lady's ear,
And plead his love-suit to her gentle heart?

Kath.

Your majesty shall mock at me; I cannot speak your England.

K. Hen.

O fair Katharine, if you will love me soundly with your French heart, I will be glad to hear you confess it brokenly with your English tongue. Do you like me, Kate?

Kath.

Pardonnez moy, I cannot tell vat is—like me.

K. Hen.

An angel is like you, Kate; and you are like an angel.

Kath.

Que dit-il? que je suis semblable à les anges?

-- 470 --

Alice.

Ouy, vrayment, (sauf vostre grace) ainsi dit il.

K. Hen.

I said so, dear Katharine; and I must not blush to affirm it.

Kath.

O bon Dieu! les langues des hommes sont pleines des tromperies.

K. Hen.

What says she, fair one? that the tongues of men are full of deceits?

Alice.

Ouy; dat de tongues of de mans is be full of deceits: dat is de princess2 note

.

K. Hen.

The princess is the better English-woman. I' faith, Kate, my wooing is fit for thy understanding: I am glad, thou can'st speak no better English; for, if thou couldst, thou wouldst find me such a plain king3 note







, that thou would'st think, I had

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sold my farm to buy my crown. I know no ways to mince it in love, but directly to say—I love you: then, if you urge me further than to say—Do you in faith? I wear out my suit. Give me your answer; i' faith, do; and so clap hands and a bargain4 note: How say you, lady?

Kath.

Sauf vostre honneur, me understand well.

K. Hen.

Marry, if you would put me to verses, or to dance for your sake, Kate, why you undid me: for the one, I have neither words nor measure; and for the other, I have no strength in measure5 note


, yet a reasonable measure in strength. If I could win a lady at leap-frog, or by vaulting into my saddle with my armour on my back, under the correction of bragging be it spoken, I should quickly leap into a wife. Or, if I might buffet for my love, or bound my horse for her favours, I could lay on like a butcher, and sit like a jack-an-apes, never off: but, before God, I cannot look greenly6 note

, nor gasp out

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my eloquence, nor have I no cunning in protestation; only downright oaths, which I never use till urged, nor never break for urging. If thou canst love a fellow of this temper, Kate, whose face is not worth sun-burning, that never looks in his glass for love of any thing he sees there, let thine eye be thy cook. I speak to thee plain soldier7 note
: If thou canst
love me for this, take me: if not, to say to thee— that I shall die, is true; but—for thy love, by the Lord, no; yet I love thee too. And while thou livest, dear Kate, take a fellow of plain and uncoined constancy8 note

; for he perforce must do thee right,
because he hath not the gift to woo in other places: for these fellows of infinite tongue, that can rhyme themselves into ladies' favours,—they do always reason themselves out again. What! a speaker is but a prater; a rhyme is but a ballad. A good leg will fall9 note; a straight back will stoop; a black beard will turn white; a curled pate will grow bald; a fair face will wither; a full eye will wax hollow: but a good heart, Kate, is the sun and moon; or, rather, the sun, and not the moon; for it shines bright, and never changes, but keeps his course truly. If thou would have such a one, take me: And take me,

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take a soldier; take a soldier, take a king: And what sayest thou then to my love? speak, my fair, and fairly, I pray thee.

Kath.

Is it possible dat I should love the enemy of France1 note
?

K. Hen.

No; it is not possible, you should love the enemy of France, Kate: but, in loving me, you should love the friend of France; for I love France so well, that I will not part with a village of it; I will have it all mine: and, Kate, when France is mine and I am yours, then yours is France, and you are mine.

Kath.

I cannot tell vat is dat.

K. Hen.

No, Kate? I will tell thee in French: which I am sure will hang upon my tongue like a new-married wife about her husband's neck, hardly to be shook off. Quand j'ay la possession de France, et quand vous avez le possession de moi, (let me see, what then? Saint Dennis be my speed!)—donc vostre est France, et vous estes mienne. It is as easy for me, Kate, to conquer the kingdom, as to speak so much more French: I shall never move thee in French, unless it be to laugh at me.

Kath.

Sauf vostre honneur, le François que vous parlez, est meilleur que l' Anglois lequel je parle.

K. Hen.

No, 'faith, is't not, Kate: but thy speaking of my tongue, and I thine, most truly falsely, must needs be granted to be much at one. But, Kate, dost thou understand thus much English? Canst thou love me?

Kath.

I cannot tell.

K. Hen.

Can any of your neighbours tell, Kate? I'll ask them. Come, I know, thou lovest me: and

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at night when you come into your closet, you'll question this gentlewoman about me; and I know, Kate, you will, to her, dispraise those parts in me, that you love with your heart: but, good Kate, mock me mercifully; the rather, gentle princess, because I love thee cruelly. If ever thou be'st mine, Kate, (as I have a saving faith within me, tells me,—thou shalt,) I get thee with scambling2 note, and thou must therefore needs prove a good soldier-breeder: Shall not thou and I, between Saint Dennis and Saint George, compound a boy, half French, half English, that shall go to Constantinople3 note, and take the Turk by the beard? shall we not? what sayest thou, my fair flower-de-luce?

Kath.

I do not know dat.

K. Hen.

No; 'tis hereafter to know, but now to promise: do but now promise, Kate, you will endeavour for your French part of such a boy; and, for my English moiety, take the word of a king and a bachelor. How answer you, la plus belle Katharine du monde, mon tres chere et divine deesse?

Kath.

Your majesté 'ave fausse French enough to deceive de most sage damoiselle dat is en France.

K. Hen.

Now, fye upon my false French! By mine honour, in true English, I love thee, Kate: by which honour I dare not swear, thou lovest me; yet my blood begins to flatter me that thou dost, notwithstanding the poor and untempering effect4 note




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of my visage. Now beshrew my father's ambition! he was thinking of civil wars when he got me: therefore was I created with a stubborn outside, with an aspéct of iron, that, when I come to woo ladies, I fright them. But, in faith, Kate, the elder I wax, the better I shall appear: my comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face: thou hast me, if thou hast me, at the worst; and thou shalt wear me, if thou wear me, better and better; And therefore tell me, most fair Katharine, will you have me? Put off your maiden blushes; avouch the thoughts of your heart with the looks of an empress; take me by the hand, and say—Harry of England, I am thine: which word thou shalt no sooner bless mine ear withal, but I will tell thee aloud—England is thine, Ireland is thine, France is thine, and Henry Plantagenet is thine; who, though I speak it before his face, if he be not fellow with the best king, thou shalt find the best king of good fellows. Come, your answer in broken musick; for thy voice is musick, and thy English broken: therefore, queen of all, Katharine, break thy mind to me in broken English, Wilt thou have me?

Kath.

Dat is, as it shall please de roy mon pere.

K. Hen.

Nay, it will please him well, Kate; it shall please him, Kate.

Kath.

Den it shall also content me.

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K. Hen.

Upon that I will kiss your hand, and I call you—my queen.

Kath.

Laissez, mon seigneur, laissez, laissez: ma foy, je ne veux point que vous abbaissez vostre grandeur, en baisant la main d'une vostre indigne serviteure; excusez moy, je vous supplie, mon tres puissant seigneur.

K. Hen.

Then I will kiss your lips, Kate.

Kath.

Les dames, et damoiselles, pour estre baisées devant leur nopces, il n'est pas le coûtume de France.

K. Hen.

Madam my interpreter, what says she?

Alice.

Dat it is not be de fashion pour les ladies of France,—I cannot tell what is, baiser, en English.

K. Hen.

To kiss.

Alice.

Your majesty entendre bettre que moy.

K. Hen.

It is not the fashion for the maids in France to kiss before they are married, would she say?

Alice.

Ouy, vrayment.

K. Hen.

O, Kate, nice customs curt'sy to great kings. Dear Kate, you and I cannot be confined within the weak list5 note
of a country's fashion: we
are the makers of manners, Kate; and the liberty that follows our places stops the mouths of all find-faults; as I will do yours, for upholding the nice fashion of your country, in denying me a kiss: therefore, patiently, and yielding. [Kissing her.] You have witchcraft in your lips, Kate: there is more eloquence in a sugar touch of them, than in the tongues of the French council; and they should sooner persuade Harry of England, than a general petition of monarchs6 note. Here comes your father.

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Enter the French King and Queen, Burgundy, Bedford, Gloster, Exeter, Westmoreland, and other French and English Lords.

Bur.

God save your majesty! my royal cousin, teach you our princess English?

K. Hen.

I would have her learn, my fair cousin, how perfectly I love her; and that is good English.

Bur.

Is she not apt?

K. Hen.

Our tongue is rough, coz; and my condition is not smooth7 note



: so that, having neither the
voice nor the heart of flattery about me, I cannot so conjure up the spirit of love in her, that he will appear in his true likeness.

Bur.

Pardon the frankness of my mirth8 note, if I answer you for that. If you would conjure in her you must make a circle: if conjure up love in her in his true likeness, he must appear naked, and blind: Can you blame her then, being a maid yet rosed over with the virgin crimson of modesty, if she deny the appearance of a naked blind boy in her naked seeing self? It were, my lord, a hard condition for a maid to consign to.

K. Hen.

Yet they do wink, and yield; as love is blind, and enforces.

Bur.

They are then excused, my lord, when they see not what they do.

K. Hen.

Then, good my lord, teach your cousin to consent to winking.

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Bur.

I will wink on her to consent, my lord, if you will teach her to know my meaning: for maids, well summered and warm kept, are like flies at Bartholomew-tide, blind, though they have their eyes; and then they will endure handling, which before would not abide looking on.

K. Hen.

This moral9 note

ties me over to time, and a hot summer; and so I will catch the fly, your cousin, in the latter end, and she must be blind too.

Bur.

As love is, my lord, before it loves.

K. Hen.

It is so: and you may, some of you, thank love for my blindness; who cannot see many a fair French city, for one fair French maid that stands in my way.

Fr. King.

Yes, my lord, you see them perspectively, the cities turned into a maid1 note


; for they are all girdled with maiden walls, that war hath never entered2 note





.

K. Hen.

Shall Kate be my wife?

Fr. King.

So please you.

K. Hen.

I am content; so the maiden cities you talk of, may wait on her: so the maid, that

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stood in the way of my wish, shall show me the way to my will.

Fr. King.
We have consented to all terms of reason.

K. Hen.
Is't so, my lords of England?

West.
The king hath granted every article:
His daughter, first; and then, in sequel, all3 note,
According to their firm proposed natures.

Exe.

Only, he hath not yet subscribed this:— Where your majesty demands,—That the king of France, having any occasion to write for matter of grant, shall name your highness in this form, and with this addition, in French,—Notre tres cher filz Henry roy d'Angleterre, heretier de France; and thus in Latin,—Præclarissimus filius4 note

noster Henricus, rex Angliæ, et hæres Franciæ.

Fr. King.
Nor this I have not, brother, so denied,
But your request shall make me let it pass.

K. Hen.
I pray you then, in love and dear alliance,
Let that one article rank with the rest:

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And, thereupon, give me your daughter.

Fr. King.
Take her, fair son; and from her blood raise up
Issue to me: that the contending kingdoms
Of France and England, whose very shores look pale,
With envy of each other's happiness,
May cease their hatred; and this dear conjunction
Plant neighbourhood and christian-like accord
In their sweet bosoms, that never war advance
His bleeding sword 'twixt England and fair France.

All.
Amen!

K. Hen.
Now welcome, Kate:—and bear me witness all,
That here I kiss her as my sovereign queen.
[Flourish.

Q. Isa.
God, the best maker of all marriages,
Combine your hearts in one, your realms in one!
As man and wife, being two, are one in love,
So be there 'twixt your kingdoms such a spousal,
That never may ill office, or fell jealousy,
Which troubles oft the bed of blessed marriage,
Thrust in between the paction of these kingdoms5 note,
To make divorce of their incorporate league;
That English may as French, French Englishmen,
Receive each other!—God speak this Amen!

All.
Amen!

K. Hen.
Prepare we for our marriage:—on which day6 note





,

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My lord of Burgundy, we'll take your oath,
And all the peers', for surety of our leagues.—
Then shall I swear to Kate, and you to me;
And may our oaths well kept and prosperous be! [Exeunt.

[Epilogue] Enter Chorus.
Thus far, with rough, and all unable pen,
  Our bending author7 note has pursu'd the story;
In little room confining mighty men,
  Mangling by starts8 note the full course of their glory.
Small time, but, in that small, most greatly liv'd
  This star of England: fortune made his sword;
By which the world's best garden9 note
he achiev'd,
  And of it left his son imperial lord.
Henry the sixth, in infant bands crown'd king
  Of France and England did this king succeed;
Whose state so many had the managing,
  That they lost France, and made his England bleed:
Which oft our stage hath shown; and, for their sake,
In your fair minds let this acceptance take. [Exit1. note

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Contents
HENRY IV. PART II. HENRY V.

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[HISTORICAL PLAYS] Volume 17: The Second Part of King Henry the Fourth

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Introductory matter

PRELIMINARY REMARKS.

The transactions comprized in this history take up about nine years. The action commences with the account of Hotspur's being defeated and killed [1403]; and closes with the death of King Henry IV. and the coronation of King Henry V. [1412–13.] Theobald.

This play was entered at Stationers' Hall, August 23, 1600. Steevens.

The Second Part of King Henry IV. I suppose to have been written in 1598. See An Attempt to ascertain the Order of Shakspeare's Plays, vol. ii. Malone.

Mr. Upton thinks these two plays improperly called The First and Second Parts of Henry the Fourth. The first play ends, he says, with the peaceful settlement of Henry in the kingdom by the defeat of the rebels. This is hardly true; for the rebels are not yet finally suppressed. The second, he tells us, shows Henry the Fifth in the various lights of a good-natured rake, till, on his father's death, he assumes a more manly character. This is true; but this representation gives us no idea of a dramatick action. These two plays will appear to every reader, who shall peruse them without ambition of critical discoveries, to be so connected, that the second is merely a sequel to the first; to be two only because they are too long to be one. Johnson.

Of this play there are two quartos, in Mr. Malone's Collection, both printed in the same year, 1600; but it is doubtful whether they are different editions, or only the one a corrected impression of the other, from some omissions having passed in the first. See them more particularly described in the list of quartos, vol. ii.

Mr. Steevens in a subsequent note, speaks of a third, but I have never seen it. I have referred to that which Mr. Malone supposed to be the first by the letter A. to the other, by letter B. Boswell.

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PERSONS REPRESENTED. King Henry the Fourth: Henry, Prince of Wales, afterwards King Henry V; Son of King Henry the Fourth Thomas, Duke of Clarence; Son of King Henry the Fourth Prince John of Lancaster1 note, afterwards (2 Henry V.) Duke of Bedford; Son of King Henry the Fourth Prince Humphrey of Gloster [Prince Humphrey of Gloucester], afterwards (2 Henry V.) Duke of Gloster [Prince Humphrey of Gloucester]; Son of King Henry the Fourth Earl of Warwick; of the King's Party. Earl of Westmoreland; of the King's Party. Gower; of the King's Party. Harcourt; of the King's Party. Lord Chief Justice of the King's Bench. A Gentleman attending on the Chief Justice [Attendant]. Earl of Northumberland; Enemy to the King. Scroop; Archbishop of York; Enemy to the King. Lord Mowbray; Enemy to the King. Lord Hastings; Enemy to the King. Lord Bardolph; Enemy to the King. Sir John Colevile [Sir John Colville]; Enemy to the King. Travers, Domestick of Northumberland. Morton, Domestick of Northumberland. Falstaff [Sir John Falstaff] Baradlph [Bardolph] Pistol Page Poins, Attendant on Prince Henry. Peto, Attendant on Prince Henry. Shallow, Country Justice. Silence, Country Justice. Davy, Servant to Shallow. Mouldy, Recruit. Shallow, Recruit. Wart, Recruit. Feeble, Recruit. Bullcalf, Recruit. Fang, Sheriff's Officer. Snare, Sheriff's Officer. Rumour. A Porter. A Dancer, Speaker of the Epilogue. Lady Northumberland. Lady Percy. Hostess Quickly [Mrs. Quickly]. Doll Tear-sheet [Doll Tearsheet]. Lords and other Attendants; Officers, Soldiers, Messenger, Drawers, Beadles, Grooms, &c. [Messenger], [Groom 1], [Groom 2], [Beadle], [Drawer 1], [Drawer 2] SCENE, England.

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SECOND PART OF KING HENRY IV.

INDUCTION. Warkworth. Before Northumberland's Castle. Enter Rumour2 note, painted full of Tongues3 note





.

Rum.
Open your ears; For which of you will stop
The vent of hearing, when loud Rumour speaks?

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I from the orient to the drooping west4 note

,
Making the wind my post-horse, still unfold
The acts commenced on this ball of earth:
Upon my tongues continual slanders ride;
The which in every language I pronounce,
Stuffing the ears of men with false reports.
I speak of peace, while covert enmity,
Under the smile of safety, wounds the world:
And who but Rumour, who but only I,
Make fearful musters, and prepar'd defence;
Whilst the big year, swoln with some other grief,
Is thought with child by the stern tyrant war,
And no such matter? Rumour is a pipe5 note





Blown by surmises, jealousies, conjectures;

-- 7 --


And of so easy and so plain a stop6 note,
That the blunt monster with uncounted heads,
The still-discordant wavering multitude,
Can play upon it. But what need I thus
My well-known body to anatomize
Among my household? Why is Rumour here?
I run before king Harry's victory;
Who, in a bloody field by Shrewsbury,
Hath beaten down young Hostpur, and his troops,
Quenching the flame of bold rebellion
Even with the rebels' blood. But what mean I
To speak so true at first? my office is
To noise abroad,—that Harry Monmouth fell
Under the wrath of noble Hotspur's sword;
And that the king before the Douglas' rage
Stoop'd his anointed head as low as death.
This have I rumour'd through the peasant towns
Between that royal field of Shrewsbury
And this worm-eaten hold of ragged stone7 note







,
Where Hotspur's father, old Northumberland,
Lies crafty-sick: the posts come tiring on,

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And not a man of them brings other news
Than they have learn'd of me; From Rumour's tongues
They bring smooth comforts false, worse than true wrongs. [Exit.

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ACT I. SCENE I. The Same. The Porter before the Gate; Enter Lord Bardolph.

Bard.
Who keeps the gate here, ho?—Where is the earl?

Port.
What shall I say you are?

Bard.
Tell thou the earl,
That the lord Bardolph doth attend him here.

Port.
His lordship is walk'd forth into the orchard;
Please it your honour, knock but at the gate,
And he himself will answer.
Enter Northumberland.

Bard.
Here comes the earl.

North.
What news, lord Bardolph? every minute now
Should be the father of some stratagem8 note


:
The times are wild; contention, like a horse

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Full of high feeding, madly hath broke loose,
And bears down all before him.

Bard.
Noble earl,
I bring you certain news from Shrewsbury.

North.
Good, an heaven will!

Bard.
As good as heart can wish:—
The king is almost wounded to the death;
And, in the fortune of my lord your son,
Prince Harry slain outright; and both the Blunts
Kill'd by the hand of Douglas: young prince John,
And Westmoreland and Stafford, fled the field;
And Harry Monmouth's brawn, the hulk Sir John,
Is prisoner to your son: O, such a day,
So fought, so follow'd, and so fairly won,
Came not, till now, to dignify the times,
Since Cæsar's fortunes!

North.
How is this deriv'd?
Saw you the field? came you from Shrewsbury?

Bard.
I spake with one, my lord, that came from thence;
A gentleman well bred, and of good name,
That freely render'd me these news for true.

North.
Here comes my servant, Travers, whom I sent
On Tuesday last to listen after news.

Bard.
My lord, I over-rode him on the way;
And he is furnish'd with no certainties,
More than he haply may retail from me.
Enter Travers.

North.
Now, Travers, what good tidings come with you?

Tra.
My lord, sir John Umfrevile turn'd me back
With joyful tidings; and, being better hors'd,
Out-rode me. After him, came spurring hard,

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A gentleman almost forspent with speed9 note
,
That stopp'd by me to breathe his bloodied horse:
He ask'd the way to Chester; and of him
I did demand, what news from Shrewsbury.
He told me that rebellion had bad luck,
And that young Harry Percy's spur was cold:
With that, he gave his able horse the head,
And, bending forward, struck his armed heels1 note
Against the panting sides of his poor jade2 note





Up to the rowel-head3 note

; and, starting so,
He seem'd in running to devour the way4 note







,
Staying no longer question.

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North.
Ha!—Again.
Said he, young Harry Percy's spur was cold?
Of Hotspur, coldspur5 note


? that rebellion
Had met ill luck!

Bard.
My lord, I'll tell you what
If my young lord your son have not the day,
Upon mine honour, for a silken point6 note
I'll give my barony: never talk of it.

North.
Why should that gentleman, that rode by Travers,
Give then such instances of loss?

Bard.
Who, he?
He was some hilding fellow7 note

, that had stol'n
The horse he rode on; and, upon my life,
Spoke at a venture. Look, here comes more news.

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Enter Morton.

North.
Yea, this man's brow, like to a title-leaf8 note,
Foretells the nature of a tragick volume:
So looks the strond, whereon* note the imperious flood
Hath left a witness'd usurpation9 note.—
Say, Morton, didst thou come from Shrewsbury?

Mor.
I ran from Shrewsbury, my noble lord;
Where hateful death put on his ugliest mask,
To fright our party.

North.
How doth my son and brother?
Thou tremblest; and the whiteness in thy cheek
Is apter than thy tongue to tell thy errand.
Even such a man, so faint, so spiritless,
So dull, so dead in look, so woe-begone1 note






,
Drew Priam's curtain in the dead of night,

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And would have told him, half his Troy was burn'd:
But Priam found the fire, ere he his tongue,
And I my Percy's death; ere thou report'st it.
This thou would'st say,—Your son did thus, and thus:
Your brother, thus; so fought the noble Douglas;
Stopping my greedy ear with their bold deeds:
But in the end, to stop mine ear indeed,
Thou hast a sigh to blow away this praise,
Ending with—brother, son, and all are dead.

Mor.
Douglas is living, and your brother, yet;
But, for my lord your son,—

North.
Why, he is dead.
See, what a ready tongue suspicion hath!
He, that but fears the thing he would not know,
Hath, by instinct, knowledge from others' eyes,
That what he fear'd is chanced. Yet speak, Morton;
Tell thou thy earl, his divination lies;
And I will take it as a sweet disgrace,
And make thee rich for doing me such wrong.

Mor.
You are too great to be by me gainsaid:
Your spirit2 note is too true, your fears too certain.

North.
Yet, for all this, say not that Percy's dead3 note












.

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I see a strange confession in thine eye:
Thou shak'st thy head; and hold'st it fear, or sin4 note,
To speak a truth. If he be slain, say so5 note:
The tongue offends not, that reports his death:
And he doth sin, that doth belie the dead;
Not he, which says the dead is not alive.
Yet the first bringer of unwelcome news
Hath but a losing office; and his tongue
Sounds ever after as a sullen bell,
Remember'd knolling* note a departing friend6 note






.

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Bard.
I cannot think, my lord, your son is dead.

Mor.
I am sorry, I should force you to believe
That, which I would to heaven I had not seen:
But these mine eyes saw him in bloody state,
Rend'ring faint quittance7 note

, wearied and outbreath'd,
To Harry Monmouth; whose swift wrath beat down
The never-daunted Percy to the earth,
From whence with life he never more sprung up.
In few, his death (whose spirit lent a fire
Even to the dullest peasant in his camp,)
Being bruited once, took fire and heat away
From the best temper'd courage in his troops:
For from his metal was his party steel'd;
Which once in him abated8 note
, all the rest
Turn'd on themselves, like dull and heavy lead.
And as the thing that's heavy in itself,
Upon enforcement, flies with greatest speed;
So did our men, heavy in Hotspur's loss,
Lend to this weight such lightness with their fear,
That arrows fled not swifter toward their aim,
Than did our soldiers, aiming at their safety,
Fly from the field: Then was that noble Worcester
Too soon ta'en prisoner: and that furious Scot,
The bloody Douglas, whose well-labouring sword
Had three times slain the appearance of the king,
'Gan vail his stomach9 note








, and did grace the shame

-- 17 --


Of those that turn'd their backs; and, in his flight,
Stumbling in fear, was took. The sum of all
Is,—that the king hath won; and hath sent out
A speedy power, to encounter you, my lord,
Under the conduct of young Lancaster,
And Westmoreland: this is the news at full.

North.
For this I shall have time enough to mourn.
In poison there is physic; and these news,
Having been well that would have made me sick1 note,
Being sick, have in some measure made me well:
And as the wretch, whose fever-weaken'd joints,
Like strengthless hinges, buckle2 note under life,
Impatient of his fit, breaks like a fire
Out of his keeper's arms; even so my limbs,
Weaken'd with grief, being now enrag'd with grief,
Are thrice themselves3 note


: hence therefore, thou nice4 note

crutch;

-- 18 --


A scaly gauntlet now, with joints of steel,
Must glove this hand: and hence, thou sickly quoif;
Thou art a guard too wanton for the head,
Which princes, flesh'd with conquest, aim to hit.
Now bind my brows with iron; And approach
The ragged'st hour5 note






that time and spite dare bring,

-- 19 --


To frown upon the enrag'd Northumberland!
Let heaven kiss earth! Now let not nature's hand
Keep the wild flood confin'd! let order die!
And let this world no longer be a stage,
To feed contention in a lingering act;
But let one spirit of the first-born Cain
Reign in all bosoms, that, each heart being set
On bloody courses, the rude scene may end,
And darkness be the burier of the dead6 note




!

Tra.
This strained passion7 note doth you wrong, my lord.

Bard.
Sweet earl, divorce not wisdom from your honour.

-- 20 --

Mor.
The lives of all your loving complices
Lean on your health; the which, if you give o'er
To stormy passion, must perforce decay.
You cast the event of war8 note

, my noble lord,
And summ'd the account of chance, before you said,—
Let us make head. It was your presurmise,
That, in the dole of blows9 note

your son might drop:
You knew, he walk'd o'er perils, on an edge,
More likely to fall in, than to get o'er1 note



:
You were advis'd, his flesh was capable2 note



-- 21 --


Of wounds and scars; and that his forward spirit
Would lift him where most trade of danger rang'd;
Yet did you say,—Go forth; and none of this,
Though strongly apprehended, could restrain
The stiff-borne action: What hath then befallen,
Or what hath this bold enterprize brought forth,
More than that being which was like to be?

Bard.
We all, that are engaged to this loss3 note

,
Knew that we ventur'd on such dangerous seas,
That, if we wrought out life, 'twas ten to one:
And yet we ventur'd, for the gain propos'd
Chok'd the respect of likely peril fear'd;
And, since we are o'erset, venture again.
Come, we will all put forth; body, and goods.

Mor.
'Tis more than time: And, my most noble lord,
I hear for certain, and do* note speak the truth,—
The gentle archbishop of York is up4 note

,
With well-appointed powers; he is a man,
Who with a double surety binds his followers.
My lord your son had only but the corps,
But shadows, and the shows of men, to fight:
For that same word, rebellion, did divide
The action of their bodies from their souls;
And they did fight with queasiness, constrain'd,
As men drink potions; that their weapons only

-- 22 --


Seem'd on our side, but, for their spirits and souls,
This word, rebellion, it had froze them up,
As fish are in a pond: But now the bishop
Turns insurrection to religion:
Suppos'd sincere and holy in his thoughts,
He's follow'd both with body and with mind;
And doth enlarge his rising with the blood
Of fair king Richard, scrap'd from Pomfret stones:
Derives from heaven his quarrel, and his cause;
Tells them, he doth bestride a bleeding land5 note,
Gasping for life under great Bolingbroke;
And more, and less6 note
, do flock to follow him.

North.
I knew of this before; but to speak truth,
This present grief had wip'd it from my mind.
Go in with me; and counsel every man
The aptest way for safety, and revenge:
Get posts, and letters, and make friends with speed:
Never so few, and never yet more need.
[Exeunt. SCENE II. London. A Street. Enter Sir John Falstaff, with his Page bearing his Sword and Buckler.

Fal.

Sirrah, you giant, what says the doctor to my water7 note




?

-- 23 --

Page.

He said, sir, the water itself was a good healthy water: but for the party that owed it, he might have more diseases than he knew for.

Fal.

Men of all sorts take a pride to gird at me8 note: The brain of this foolish-compounded clay, man, is not able to vent any thing that tends to laughter, more than I invent, or is invented on me: I am not only witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in other men. I do here walk before thee, like a sow, that hath overwhelmed all her litter but one. If the prince put thee into my service for

-- 24 --

any other reason than to set me off, why then I have no judgment. Thou whoreson mandrake9 note, thou art fitter to be worn in my cap, than to wait at my heels. I was never manned with an agate till now1 note



: but I will set* note you neither in gold nor silver, but in vile apparel, and send you back again to your master, for a jewel; the juvenal2 note, the prince your master, whose chin is not yet fledged. I will sooner have a beard grow in the palm of my hand, than he shall get one on his cheek; and yet he will not stick to say, his face is a face-royal: God

-- 25 --

may finish it when he will, it is not a hair amiss yet: he may keep it still as a face-royal3 note

, for a barber
shall never earn sixpence out of it; and yet he will be crowing, as if he had writ man ever since his father was a batchelor. He may keep his own grace, but he is almost out of mine, I can assure him.—What said master Dumbleton4 note



about the
satin for my short cloak, and slops?

Page.

He said, sir, you should procure him better assurance than Bardolph: he would not take his bond and yours; he liked not the security.

Fal.

Let him be damned like the glutton! may his tongue be hotter5 note!—A whoreson Achitophel!

-- 26 --

a rascally* note yea-forsooth knave! to bear a gentleman in hand6 note


, and then stand upon security!—The whoreson smooth-pates do now wear nothing but high shoes, and bunches of keys at their girdles; and if a man is thorough with them in honest taking up7 note


, then must they stand upon—security.
I had as lief they would put ratsbane in my mouth, as offer to stop it with security. I looked he should have sent me two and twenty yards of satin, as I am a true knight, and he sends me security. Well, he may sleep in security; for he hath the horn of abundance8 note



, and the lightness of his wife shines
through it: and yet cannot he see, though he have his own lantern to light him9 note




.—Where's Bardolph?

-- 27 --

Page.

He's gone into Smithfield, to buy your worship a horse.

Fal.

I bought him in Paul's1 note




, and he'll buy me

-- 28 --

a horse in Smithfield: an I could get me but a wife in the stews, I were manned, horsed, and wived.

Enter the Lord Chief Justice2 note

, and an Attendant.

Page.

Sir, here comes the nobleman that committed the prince for striking him about Bardolph.

-- 29 --

Fal.

Wait close, I will not see him.

Ch. Just.

What's he that goes there?

Atten.

Falstaff, an't please your lordship.

Ch. Just.

He that was in question for the robbery?

Atten.

He, my lord: but he hath since done good service at Shrewsbury; and, as I hear, is now going with some charge to the lord John of Lancaster.

Ch. Just.

What, to York? Call him back again.

Atten.

Sir John Falstaff!

Fal.

Boy, tell him I am deaf.

Page.

You must speak louder, my master is deaf.

Ch. Just.

I am sure, he is, to the hearing of any thing good.—Go, pluck him by the elbow; I must speak with him.

Atten.

Sir John,—

Fal.

What! a young knave, and beg! Is there not wars? is there not employment? Doth not the king lack subjects? do not the rebels need soldiers? Though it be a shame to be on any side but one, it is worse shame to beg than to be on the worst side, were it worse than the name of rebellion can tell how to make it.

Atten.

You mistake me, sir.

Fal.

Why, sir, did I say you were an honest man? setting my knighthood and my soldiership aside, I had lied in my throat if I had said so.

Atten.

I pray you, sir, then set your knighthood and your soldiership aside; and give me leave to tell you, you lie in your throat, if you say I am any other than an honest man.

Fal.

I give thee leave to tell me so! I lay aside that which grows to me! If thou get'st any leave of me, hang me; if thou takest leave, thou wert

-- 30 --

better be hanged: You hunt-counter3 note





, hence! avaunt!

Atten.

Sir, my lord would speak with you.

Ch. Just.

Sir John Falstaff, a word with you.

Fal.

My good lord!—God give your lordship good time of day. I am glad to see your lordship abroad: I heard say, your lordship was sick: I hope, your lordship goes abroad by advice. Your lordship, though not clean past your youth, hath yet some smack of age in you, some relish of the saltness of time; and I most humbly beseech your lordship, to have a reverend care of your health.

Ch. Just.

Sir John, I sent for you before your expedition to Shrewsbury.

Fal.

An't please your lordship, I hear, his majesty is returned with some discomfort from Wales.

-- 31 --

Ch. Just.

I talk not of his majesty:—You would not come when I sent for you.

Fal.

And I hear moreover, his highness is fallen into this same whoreson apoplexy.

Ch. Just.

Well, heaven mend him! I pray you, let me speak with you.

Fal.

This apoplexy is, as I take it, a kind of lethargy, an't please your lordship* note; a kind of† note sleeping in the blood, a whoreson tingling.

Ch. Just.

What tell you me of it? be it as it is.

Fal.

It hath its original from much grief; from study, and perturbation of the brain: I have read the cause of his effects in Galen; it is a kind of deafness.

Ch. Just.

I think, you are fallen into the disease; for you hear not what I say to you.

Fal.

Very well, my lord, very well4 note


: rather, an't

-- 32 --

please you, it is the disease of not listening, the malady of not marking, that I am troubled withal.

Ch. Just.

To punish you by the heels, would amend the attention of your ears; and I care not, if I do become your physician.

Fal.

I am as poor as Job, my lord; but not so patient: your lordship may minister the potion of imprisonment to me, in respect of poverty; but how I should be your patient to follow your prescriptions,

-- 33 --

the wise may make some dram of a scruple, or, indeed, a scruple itself.

Ch. Just.

I sent for you, when there were matters against you for your life, to come speak with me.

Fal.

As I was then advised by my learned counsel in the laws of this land-service, I did not come.

Ch. Just.

Well, the truth is, sir John, you live in great infamy.

Fal.

He that buckles him in my belt, cannot live in less.

Ch. Just.

Your means are very slender, and your waste is great.

Fal.

I would it were otherwise; I would my means were greater, and my waist slenderer.

Ch. Just.

You have misled the youthful prince.

Fal.

The young prince hath misled me: I am the fellow with the great belly, and he my dog5 note

.

Ch. Just.

Well, I am loath to gall a new-healed wound; your day's service at Shrewsbury hath a little gilded over your night's exploit on Gads-hill: you may thank the unquiet time for your quiet o'er-posting that action.

Fal.

My lord?

Ch. Just.

But since all is well, keep it so: wake not a sleeping wolf.

-- 34 --

Fal.

To wake a wolf, is as bad as to smell a fox.

Ch. Just.

What! you are as a candle, the better part burnt out.

Fal.

A wassel candle, my lord6 note


; all tallow: if I did say of wax, my growth would approve the truth.

Ch. Just.

There is not a white hair on your face, but should have his effect of gravity.

Fal.

His effect of gravy, gravy, gravy.

Ch. Just.

You follow the young prince up and down, like his ill angel7 note



.

Fal.

Not so, my lord; your ill angel is light; but, I hope, he that looks upon me, will take me

-- 35 --

without weighing: and yet, in some respects, I grant, I cannot go, I cannot tell8 note

: Virtue is of so little regard in these coster-monger times9 note

, that
true valour is turned bear-herd: Pregnancy1 note
is
made a tapster, and hath his quick wit wasted in giving reckonings: all the other gifts appertinent to man, as the malice of this age shapes them, are not worth a gooseberry. You, that are old, consider not the capacities of us that are young: you measure the heat of our livers with the bitterness of your galls: and we that are in the vaward of our youth, I must confess, are wags too.

Ch. Just.

Do you set down your name in the scroll of youth, that are written down old with all the characters of age? Have you not a moist eye? a dry hand? a yellow cheek? a white beard? a decreasing leg? an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken? your wind short? your chin double? your wit single2 note



? and every part about you blasted

-- 36 --

with antiquity3 note

? and will you yet call yourself
young? Fye, fye, fye, sir John!

-- 37 --

Fal.

My lord, I was born about three of the clock in the afternoon* note, with a white head, and something a round belly. For my voice,—I have lost it with hollaing, and singing of anthems. To approve my youth further, I will not: the truth is, I am only old in judgment and understanding; and he that will caper with me for a thousand marks, let him lend me the money, and have at him. For the box o' the ear that the prince gave you,—he gave it like a rude prince, and you took it like a sensible lord. I have checked him for it; and the young lion repents: marry, not in ashes, and sackcloth; but in new silk, and old sack4 note


.

Ch. Just.

Well, heaven send the prince a better companion!

Fal.

Heaven send the companion a better prince! I cannot rid my hands of him.

Ch. Just.

Well, the king hath severed you and prince Harry: I hear, you are going with lord John of Lancaster, against the archbishop, and the earl of Northumberland.

Fal.

Yea; I thank your pretty sweet wit for it. But look you pray, all you that kiss my lady peace at home, that our armies join not in a hot day! for, by the Lord, I take but two shirts out with me, and I mean not to sweat extraordinarily: if it be a hot day, an I brandish any thing but my bottle, I would I might never spit white again5 note
. There is not a

-- 38 --

dangerous action can peep out his head, but I am thrust upon it: Well, I cannot last ever: But it was always6 note yet the trick of our English nation, if they have a good thing, to make it too common. If you will needs say, I am an old man, you should give me rest. I would to God, my name were not so terrible to the enemy as it is. I were better to be eaten to death with rust, than to be scoured to nothing with perpetual motion.

Ch. Just.

Well, be honest, be honest; And God bless your expedition!

Fal.

Will your lordship lend me a thousand pound, to furnish me forth?

Ch. Just.

Not a penny, not a penny; you are too impatient to bear crosses7 note
. Fare you well:
Commend me to my cousin Westmoreland.

[Exeunt Chief Justice and Attendant.

Fal.

If I do, fillip me with a three-man beetle8 note

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[unresolved image link]

.

-- 39 --

—A man can no more separate age and covetousness, than he can part young limbs and lechery: but the gout galls the one, and the pox pinches the other; and so both the degrees prevent my curses9 note. —Boy!—

Page.

Sir?

Fal.

What money is in my purse?

Page.

Seven groats and two-pence.

Fal.

I can get no remedy against this consumption of the purse: borrowing only lingers and lingers it out, but the disease is incurable.—Go bear this letter to my lord of Lancaster; this to the prince; this to the earl of Westmoreland; and this to old mistress Ursula, whom I have weekly

-- 40 --

sworn to marry since I perceived the first white hair on my chin: About it; you know where to find me. [Exit Page.] A pox of this gout! or, a gout of this pox! for the one, or the other, plays the rogue with my great toe. It is no matter, if I do halt; I have the wars for my colour, and my pension shall seem the more reasonable: A good wit will make use of any thing; I will turn diseases to commodity1 note.

[Exit. SCENE III. York. A Room in the Archbishop's Palace. Enter the Archbishop of York, the Lords Hastings, Mowbray, and Bardolph.

Arch.
Thus have you heard our cause, and known our means;
And, my most noble friends, I pray you all,
Speak plainly your opinions of our hopes:—
And first, lord marshal, what say you to it?

Mowb.
I well allow the occasion of our arms;
But gladly would be better satisfied,
How, in our means, we should advance ourselves
To look with forehead bold and big enough
Upon the power and puissance of the king.

Hast.
Our present musters grow upon the file
To five and twenty thousand men of choice;
And our supplies live largely in the hope
Of great Northumberland, whose bosom burns
With an incensed fire of injuries.

Bard.
The question then, lord Hastings, standeth thus;—
Whether our present five and twenty thousand

-- 41 --


May hold up head without Northumberland.

Hast.
With him, we may.

Bard.
Ay, marry, there's the point;
But if without him we be thought too feeble,
My judgment is, we should not step too far2 note
Till we had his assistance by the hand:
For, in a theme so bloody-fac'd as this,
Conjecture, expectation, and surmise
Of aids uncertain, should not be admitted.

Arch.
'Tis very true, lord Bardolph; for, indeed,
It was young Hotspur's case at Shrewsbury.

Bard.
It was, my lord; who lin'd himself with hope,
Eating the air on promise of supply,
Flattering himself with project of a power
Much smaller3 note than the smallest of his thoughts:
And so, with great imagination,
Proper to madmen, led his powers to death,
And, winking, leap'd into destruction.

Hast.
But, by your leave, it never yet did hurt,
To lay down likelihoods, and forms of hope.

Bard.
Yes, in this present quality of war;—
Indeed the instant action4 note










, (a cause on foot,)

-- 42 --


Lives so in hope, as in an early spring
We see the appearing buds; which, to prove fruit,
Hope gives not so much warrant, as despair,

-- 43 --


That frosts will bite them. When we mean to build,
We first survey the plot, then draw the model;
And, when we see the figure of the house,
Then must we rate the cost of the erection:
Which if we find outweighs ability,
What do we then, but draw anew the model
In fewer offices; or, at least5 note, desist
To build at all? Much more, in this great work,
(Which is, almost, to pluck a kingdom down,
And set another up,) should we survey
The plot of situation, and the model;
Consent upon a sure foundation6 note;
Question surveyors; know our own estate,
How able such a work to undergo,
To weigh against his opposite; or else,
We fortify in paper, and in figures,
Using the names of men, instead of men:
Like one that draws the model of a house
Beyond his power to build it; who, half through,
Gives o'er, and leaves his part-created cost
A naked subject to the weeping clouds,
And waste for churlish winter's tyranny.

Hast.
Grant, that our hopes (yet likely of fair birth,)
Should be still born, and that we now possess'd
The utmost man of expectation;
I think, we are a body strong enough,
Even as we are, to equal with the king.

Bard.
What! is the king but five and twenty thousand?

Hast.
To us, no more; nay, not so much, lord Bardolph.

-- 44 --


For his divisions, as the times do brawl,
Are in three heads: one power against the French8 note,
And one against Glendower; perforce, a third
Must take up us: So is the unfirm king
In three divided; and his coffers sound
With hollow poverty and emptiness.

Arch.
That he should draw his several strengths together,
And come against us in full puissance,
Need not be dreaded.

Hast.
If he should do so9 note



,
He leaves his back unarm'd, the French and Welsh
Baying him at the heels: never fear that.

Bard.
Who, is it like, should lead his forces hither?

Hast.
The duke of Lancaster, and Westmoreland1 note

:

-- 45 --


Against the Welsh, himself, and Harry Monmouth:
But who is substituted 'gainst the French,
I have no certain notice.

Arch.
Let us on2 note

;
And publish the occasion of our arms.
The commonwealth is sick of their own choice,
Their over-greedy love hath surfeited:—
An habitation giddy and unsure
Hath he, that buildeth on the vulgar heart.
O thou fond many3 note! with what loud applause
Didst thou beat heaven with blessing Bolingbroke,
Before he was what thou would'st have him be?
And being now trimm'd in thine own desires,
Thou, beastly feeder, art so full of him,
That thou provok'st thyself to cast him up.
So, so, thou common dog, didst thou disgorge
Thy glutton bosom of the royal Richard;
And now thou would'st eat thy dead vomit up,
And howl'st to find it. What trust is in these times?
They that, when Richard liv'd, would have him die,
Are now become enamour'd on his grave:
Thou, that threw'st dust upon his goodly head,
When through proud London he came sighing on
After the admired heels of Bolingbroke,
Cry'st now, O earth, yield us that king again,

-- 46 --


And take thou this! O thoughts of men accurst!
Past, and to come, seem best; things present, worst.

Mowb.
Shall we go draw our numbers, and set on?

Hast.
We are time's subjects, and time bids be gone.
[Exeunt. ACT II. SCENE I. London. A Street. Enter Hostess; Fang, and his Boy, with her; and Snare following.

Host.

Master Fang, have you entered the action?

Fang.

It is entered.

Host.

Where is your yeoman5 note? Is it a lusty yeoman? will a' stand to't?

Fang.

Sirrah, where's Snare?

Host.

O lord, ay: good master Snare.

Snare.

Here, here.

Fang.

Snare, we must arrest sir John Falstaff.

Host.

Yea, good master Snare; I have entered him and all.

Snare.

It may chance cost some of us our lives, for he will stab.

Host.

Alas the day! take heed of him; he stabbed me in mine own house, and that most beastly: in good faith, a' cares not what mischief he doth, if his weapon be out: he will foin like any devil; he will spare neither man, woman, nor child.

Fang.

If I can close with him, I care not for his thrust.

-- 47 --

Host.

No, nor I neither: I'll be at your elbow.

Fang.

An I but fist him once; an a' come but within my vice6 note

;—

Host.

I am undone by his going; I warrant you, he's an infinitive thing upon my score:—Good master Fang, hold him sure;—good master Snare, let him not 'scape. He comes continuantly to Pie-corner, (saving your manhoods,) to buy a saddle; and he's indited to dinner to the lubbar's head7 note in Lumbert-street, to master Smooth's the silkman: I pray ye, since my exion is entered, and my case so openly known to the world, let him be brought in to his answer. A hundred mark is a long loan8 note

for a poor lone woman9 note to bear: and I have borne, and borne, and borne; and have been fubbed off,

-- 48 --

and fubbed off, and fubbed off, from this day to that day, that it is a shame to be thought on. There is no honesty in such dealing; unless a woman should be made an ass, and a beast, to bear every knave's wrong.— Enter Sir John Falstaff, Page, and Bardolph. Yonder he comes; and that arrant malmsey-nose1 note






knave, Bardolph, with him. Do your offices, do your offices, master Fang and master Snare; do me, do me, do me your offices.

Fal.

How now? whose mare's dead? what's the matter?

Fang.

Sir John, I arrest you at the suit of mistress Quickly.

Fal.

Away, varlets!—Draw, Bardolph; cut me off the villain's head; throw the quean in the channel.

Host.

Throw me in the channel? I'll throw thee in the channel. Wilt thou? wilt thou? thou bastardly rogue!—Murder, murder! O thou honey-suckle villain! wilt thou kill God's officers, and the king's? O thou honey-seed rogue2 note! thou art a honey-seed; a man-queller3 note, and a woman-queller.

-- 49 --

Fal.

Keep them off, Bardolph.

Fang.

A rescue! a rescue!

Host.

Good people, bring a rescue or two.— Thou wo't, wo't thou4 note? thou wo't, wo't thou? do, do, thou rogue! do, thou hemp-seed!

Fal.

Away, you scullion5 note! you rampallian! you fustilarian6 note


! I'll tickle your catastrophe7 note.

Enter the Lord Chief Justice, attended.

Ch. Just.

What's the matter? keep the peace here, ho!

Host.

Good my lord, be good to me! I beseech you, stand to me!

-- 50 --

Ch. Just.
How now, sir John? what, are you brawling here?
Doth this become your place, your time, and business?
You should have been well on your way to York.—
Stand from him, fellow; Wherefore hang'st thou on him?

Host.

O my most worshipful lord, an't please your grace, I am a poor widow of Eastcheap, and he is arrested at my suit.

Ch. Just.

For what sum?

Host.

It is more than for some, my lord; it is for all, all I have: he hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his:—but I will have some of it out again, or I'll ride thee o' nights, like the mare.

Fal.

I think, I am as like to ride the mare8 note







, if I have any vantage of ground to get up.

Ch. Just.

How comes this, Sir John? Fye! what man of good temper would endure this tempest of exclamation? Are you not ashamed, to enforce a poor widow to so rough a course to come by her own?

Fal.

What is the gross sum that I owe thee?

Host.

Marry, if thou wert an honest man, thyself, and the money too. Thou didst swear to me

-- 51 --

upon a parcel-gilt goblet9 note





, sitting in my Dolphin-chamber, at the round table, by a sea-coal fire, upon Wednesday in Wheeson1 note week, when the prince broke thy head for liking his father to a singing-man2 note

of Windsor; thou didst swear to me then, as I was washing thy wound, to marry me, and make me my lady thy wife. Canst thou deny it? Did not goodwife Keech, the butcher's wife3 note, come in

-- 52 --

then, and call me gossip Quickly? coming in to borrow a mess of vinegar3 note




; telling us, she had a
good dish of prawns; whereby thou didst desire to eat some; whereby I told thee, they were ill for a green wound? And didst thou not, when she was gone down stairs, desire me to be no more so familiarity with such poor people; saying, that ere long they should call me madam? And didst thou not kiss me, and bid me fetch thee thirty shillings? I put thee now to thy book-oath; deny it, if thou canst.

Fal.

My lord, this is a poor mad soul; and she says, up and down the town, that her eldest son is like you: she hath been in good case, and, the truth is, poverty hath distracted her. But for these foolish officers, I beseech you, I may have redress against them.

Ch. Just.

Sir John, sir John, I am well acquainted with your manner of wrenching the true cause the false way. It is not a confident brow, nor the throng of words that come with such more than impudent sauciness from you, can thrust me from a level consideration; you have4 note

, as it appears to me, practised upon the easy-yielding spirit of this

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woman, and made her serve your uses both in pursue and person.

Host.

Yea, in troth, my lord.

Ch. Just.

Pr'ythee, peace:—Pay her the debt you owe her, and unpay the villainy you have done with her; the one you may do with sterling money, and the other with current repentance.

Fal.

My lord, I will not undergo this sneap5 note





without reply. You call honourable boldness, impudent sauciness: if a man will make court'sy, and say nothing, he is virtuous: No, my lord, my humble duty remembered, I will not be your suitor; I say to you, I do desire deliverance from these officers, being upon hasty employment in the king's affairs.

Ch. Just.

You speak as having power to do wrong: but answer in the effect of your reputation6 note, and satisfy the poor woman.

Fal.

Come hither, hostess.

[Taking her aside. Enter Gower.

Ch. Just.
Now, master Gower, what news?

Gow.
The king, my lord, and Harry prince of Wales

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Are near at hand: the rest the paper tells.

Fal.

As I am a gentleman;—

Host.

Nay, you said so before.

Fal.

As I am a gentleman;—Come, no more words of it.

Host.

By this heavenly ground I tread on, I must be fain to pawn both my plate, and the tapestry of my dining-chambers.

Fal.

Glasses, glasses, is the only drinking7 note
: and
for thy walls,—a pretty slight drollery, or the story of the prodigal, or the German hunting in waterwork8 note


, is worth a thousand of these bed hangings9 note

,

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and these fly bitten tapestries. Let it be ten pound, if thou canst. Come, an it were not for thy humours, there is not a better wench in England. Go, wash thy face, and 'draw1 note thy action; Come, thou must not be in this humour with me; dost not know me? Come, come, I know thou wast set on to this.

Host.

Pray thee, sir John, let it be but twenty nobles; i' faith I am loath to pawn my plate, in good earnest, la.

Fal.

Let it alone; I'll make other shift: you'll be a fool still.

Host.

Well, you shall have it, though I pawn my gown. I hope, you'll come to supper: You'll pay me all together?

Fal.

Will I live?—Go, with her, with her; [To Bardolph2 note


.] hook on, hook on.

Host.

Will you have Doll Tear-sheet meet you at supper?

Fal.

No more words; let's have her.

[Exeunt Hostess, Bardolph, Officers, and Page.

Ch. Just.

I have heard better news.

Fal.

What's the news, my good lord?

Ch. Just.

Where lay the king last night?

Gow.

At Basingstoke3 note, my lord.

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Fal.

I hope, my lord, all's well: What's the news, my lord?

Ch. Just.

Come all his forces back?

Gow.
No; fifteen hundred foot, five hundred horse,
Are march'd up to my lord of Lancaster,
Against Northumberland, and the archbishop.

Fal.

Comes the king back from Wales, my noble lord?

Ch. Just.

You shall have letters of me presently: Come, go along with me, good master Gower.

Fal.

My lord!

Ch. Just.

What's the matter?

Fal.

Master Gower, shall I entreat you with me to dinner?

Gow.

I must wait upon my good lord here: I thank you, good sir John.

Ch. Just.

Sir John, you loiter here too long, being you are to take soldiers up in counties as you go.

Fal.

Will you sup with me, master Gower?

Ch. Just.

What foolish master taught you these manners, sir John?

Fal.

Master Gower, if they become me not, he was a fool that taught them me.—This is the right fencing grace, my lord; tap for tap, and so part fair.

Ch. Just.

Now the Lord lighten thee! thou art a great fool.

[Exeunt. SCENE II. The Same. Another Street. Enter Prince Henry and Poins.

P. Hen.

Trust me, I am exceeding weary.

Poins.

Is it come to that? I had thought,

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weariness durst not have attached4 note one of so high blood.

P. Hen.

'Faith, it does me; though it discolours the complexion of my greatness to acknowledge it. Doth it not show vilely in me, to desire small beer?

Poins.

Why, a prince should not be so loosely studied, as to remember so weak a composition.

P. Hen.

Belike then, my appetite was not princely got; for by my troth, I do now remember the poor creature, small beer. But, indeed, these humble considerations make me out of love with my greatness. What a disgrace is it to me, to remember thy name? or to know thy face to-morrow? or to take note how many pair of silk stockings thou hast; viz. these, and those that were the peach colour'd ones? or to bear the inventory of thy shirts; as, one for superfluity, and one other for use?—but that, the tennis-court-keeper knows better than I; for it is a low ebb of linen with thee, when thou keepest not racket there; as thou hast not done a great while, because the rest of thy low-countries have made a shift to eat up thy holland: and God knows5 note

, whether those that bawl out the

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ruins of thy linen5 note

, shall inherit his kingdom: but the midwives say, the children are not in the fault; whereupon the world increases, and kindreds are mightily strengthened.

Poins.

How ill it follows, after you have laboured so hard, you should talk so highly? Tell me, how many good young princes would do so, their fathers being so sick as yours at this time is?

P. Hen.

Shall I tell thee one thing, Poins?

Poins.

Yes; and let it be an excellent good thing.

P. Hen.

It shall serve among wits of no higher breeding than thine.

Poins.

Go to; I stand the push of your one thing that you will tell.

P. Hen.

Why, I tell thee,—it is not meet that I should be sad, now my father is sick: albeit I could tell to thee, (as to one it pleases me, for fault of a better, to call my friend,) I could be sad, and sad indeed too.

Poins.

Very hardly upon such a subject.

P. Hen.

By this hand, thou think'st me as far in the devil's book, as thou, and Falstaff, for obduracy and persistency: Let the end try the man. But I tell thee,—my heart bleeds inwardly, that my father

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is so sick: and keeping such vile company as thou art, hath in reason taken from me all ostentation of sorrow6 note

.

Poins.

The reason?

P. Hen.

What would'st thou think of me, if I should weep?

Poins.

I would think thee a most princely hypocrite.

P. Hen.

It would be every man's thought: and thou art a blessed fellow, to think as every man thinks; never a man's thought in the world keeps the road-way better than thine: every man would think me an hypocrite indeed. And what accites your most worshipful thought to think so?

Poins.

Why, because you have been so lewd, and so much engraffled to Falstaff.

P. Hen.

And to thee.

Poins.

By this light, I am well spoken of, I can hear it with my own ears: the worst that they can say of me is, that I am a second brother, and that I am a proper fellow of my hands7 note

; and those two things, I confess, I cannot help. By the mass, here comes Bardolph.

P. Hen.

And the boy that I gave Falstaff: he

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had him from me christian; and look, if the fat villain have not transformed him ape.

Enter Bardolph and Page.

Bard.

'Save your grace!

P. Hen.

And yours, most noble Bardolph!

Bard.

Come, you virtuous ass8 note, [To the Page.] you bashful fool, must you be blushing? wherefore blush you now? What a maidenly man at arms are you become? Is it such a matter to get a pottle-pot's maidenhead.

Page.

He called me even now, my lord, through a red lattice9 note, and I could discern no part of his face from the window: at last, I spied his eyes; and, methought, he had made two holes in the ale-wife's new petticoat, and peeped through.

P. Hen.

Hath not the boy profited?

Bard.

Away, you whoreson upright rabbit, away!

Page.

Away, you rascally Althea's dream, away!

P. Hen.

Instruct us, boy: What dream, boy?

Page.

Marry, my lord, Althea dreamed she was delivered of a fire-brand1 note; and therefore I call him her dream.

P. Hen.

A crown's worth of good interpretation2 note. —There it is, boy.

[Gives him money.

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Poins.

O, that this good blossom could be kept from Cankers!—Well, there is sixpence to preserve thee.

Bard.

An you do not make him be hanged among you, the gallows shall have wrong.

P. Hen.

And how doth thy master, Bardolph?

Bard.

Well, my lord. He heard of your grace's coming to town; there's a letter for you.

Poins.

Delivered with good respect.—And how doth the martlemas, your master3 note


?

Bard.

In bodily health, sir.

Poins.

Marry, the immortal part needs a physician: but that moves not him; though that be sick, it dies not.

P. Hen.

I do allow this wen4 note to be as familiar with me as my dog: and he holds his place; for, look you, how he writes.

Poins. [Reads.]

John Falstaff, knight,—Every man must know that, as oft as he has occasion to name himself. Even like those that are kin to the king: for they never prick their finger, but they say, There is some of the King's blood spilt: How

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comes that? says he, that takes upon him not to conceive: the answer is as ready as a borrower's cap5 note





; I am the king's poor cousin, sir.

P. Hen.

Nay, they will be kin to us, or they will fetch it from Japhet. But the letter:—

Poins.

Sir John Falstaff, knight, to the son of the king, nearest his father, Harry Prince of Wales, greeting.—Why, this is a certificate.

P. Hen.6 note

Peace!

Poins.

I will imitate the honourable Roman in brevity7 note:—he sure means brevity in breath; short-winded. I commend me to thee, I commend thee, and I leave thee. Be not too familiar with Poins; for he misuses thy favours so much, that he swears, thou art to marry his sister Nell. Repent at idle times as thou may'st, and so farewell.

Thine, by yea and no, (which is as much as to say, as thou usest him,) Jack Falstaff, with my familiars; John, with my brothers and sisters; and sir John with all Europe.

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My lord, I will steep this letter in sack, and make him eat it.

P. Hen.

That's to make him eat twenty of his words8 note

. But do you use me thus, Ned? must I marry your sister?

Poins.

May the wench have no worse fortune! but I never said so.

P. Hen.

Well, thus we play the fools with the time; and the spirits of the wise sit in the clouds, and mock us.—Is your master here in London?

Bard.

Yes, my lord.

P. Hen.

Where sups he? doth the old boar feed in the old frank9 note?

Bard.

At the old place, my lord; in Eastcheap.

P. Hen.

What company?

Page.

Ephesians1 note, my lord; of the old church.

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P. Hen.

Sup any women with him?

Page.

None, my lord, but old mistress Quickly, and mistress Doll Tear-sheet2 note

.

P. Hen.

What pagan may that be3 note





?

Page.

A proper gentlewoman, sir, and a kinswoman of my master's.

P. Hen.

Even such kin as the parish heifers are to the town bull.—Shall we steal upon them, Ned, at supper?

Poins.

I am your shadow, my lord; I'll follow you.

P. Hen.

Sirrah, you boy,—and Bardolph;—no word to your master that I am yet come to town: There's for your silence.

Bard.

I have no tongue, sir.

Page.

And for mine, sir,—I will govern it.

P. Hen.

Fare ye well; go. [Exeunt Bardolph and Page.]—This Doll Tear-sheet should be some road.

Poins.

I warrant you as common as the way between Saint Alban's and London.

P. Hen.

How might we see Falstaff bestow himself to-night in his true colours, and not ourselves be seen?

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Poins.

Put on two leather jerkins4 note

, and aprons, and wait upon him at his table as drawers.

P. Hen.

From a god to a bull? a heavy descension5 note

! it was Jove's case. From a prince to a prentice? a low transformation! that shall be mine: for in every thing, the purpose must weigh with the folly. Follow me, Ned.

[Exeunt. SCENE III. Warkworth. Before the Castle. Enter Northumberland, Lady Northumberland, and Lady Percy.

North.
I pray thee, loving wife and gentle daughter,

-- 66 --


Give even way unto my rough affairs:
Put not you on the visage of the times,
And be, like them, to Percy troublesome.

Lady N.
I have given over, I will speak no more.
Do what you will; your wisdom be your guide.

North.
Alas, sweet wife, my honour is at pawn;
And, but my going, nothing can redeem it.

Lady P.
O, yet, for God's sake, go not to these wars!
The time was, father, that you broke your word,
When you were more endear'd to it than now;
When your own Percy, when my heart's dear Harry,
Threw many a northward look, to see his father
Bring up his powers; but he did long in vain6 note





.
Who then persuaded you to stay at home?
There were two honours lost; yours, and your son's.
For yours,—may heavenly glory brighten it!
For his,—it stuck upon him, as the sun
In the grey vault of heaven7 note

: and, by his light,
Did all the chivalry of England move
To do brave acts; he was, indeed, the glass
Wherein the noble youth did dress themselves.
He had no legs8 note

, that practised not his gait;

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And speaking thick, which nature and made his blemish,
Became the accents of the valiant9 note






;
For those that could speak low, and tardily,
Would turn their own perfection to abuse,
To seem like him: So that, in speech, in gait,
In diet, in affections of delight,
In military rules, humours of blood,
He was the mark and glass, copy and book,
That fashion'd others1 note


. And him,—O wondrous him!
O miracle of men!—him did you leave,
(Second to none, unseconded by you,)
To look upon the hideous god of war
In disadvantage; to abide a field,
Where nothing but the sound of Hotspur's name
Did seem defensible2 note:—so you left him:
Never, O never, do his ghost the wrong,
To hold your honour more precise and nice
With others, than with him; let them alone;

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The marshal, and the archbishop, are strong.
Had my sweet Harry had but half their numbers,
To-day might I, hanging on Hotspur's neck,
Have talk'd of Monmouth's grave.

North.
Beshrew your heart,
Fair daughter! you do draw my spirits from me,
With new lamenting ancient oversights.
But I must go, and meet with danger there;
Or it will seek me in another place,
And find me worse provided.

Lady N.
O, fly to Scotland.
Till that the nobles, and the armed commons,
Have of their puissance made a little taste.

Lady P.
If they get ground and vantage of the king,
Then join you with them, like a rib of steel,
To make strength stronger; but, for all our loves,
First let them try themselves: So did your son;
He was so suffer'd; so came I a widow;
And never shall have length of life enough,
To rain upon remembrance3 note




with mine eyes,
That it may grow and sprout as high as heaven,
For recordation to my noble husband.

North.
Come, come, go in with me: 'tis with my mind,
As with the tide swell'd up unto its height,
That makes a still-stand, running neither way.
Fain would I go to meet the archbishop,
But many thousand reasons hold me back:—

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I will resolve for Scotland; there am I,
Till time and vantage crave my company. [Exeunt. SCENE IV. London. A Room in the Boar's Head Tavern, in Eastcheap4 note. Enter Two Drawers.

1 Draw.

What the devil hast thou brought there? apple-Johns? thou know'st sir John cannot endure an apple-John5 note




.

2 Draw.

Mass, thou sayest true: The prince once set a dish of apple-John's before him: and told him, there were five more sir Johns: and, putting off his hat, said, I will now take my leave of

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these six dry, round, old, withered knights. It angered him to the heart; but he hath forgot that.

1 Draw.

Why then, cover, and set them down: And see if thou canst find out Sneak's noise5 note








; mistress Tear-sheet would fain hear some musick. Dispatch6 note

:—The room where they supped, is too
hot; they'll come in straight.

2 Draw.

Sirrah, here will be the prince, and master Poins anon: and they will put on two of our jerkins, and aprons; and sir John must not know of it: Bardolph hath brought word.

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1 Draw.

By the mass, here will be old utis7 note










: It will be an excellent stratagem.

2 Draw.

I'll see, if I can find out Sneak.

[Exit. Enter Hostess and Doll Tear-sheet.

Host.

I'faith, sweet heart, methinks now you are in an excellent good temperality: your pulsidge

-- 72 --

beats8 note



as extraordinarily as heart would desire; and
your colour, I warrant you, is as red as any rose: But, i'faith, you have drunk too much canaries; and that's a marvellous searching wine, and it perfumes the blood9 note


ere one can say,—What's this?
How do you now?

Dol.

Better than I was. Hem.

Host.

Why, that's well said; a good heart's worth gold. Look, here comes sir John.

Enter Falstaff, singing.

Fal.

When Arthur first in court1 note



—Empty the jordan.—And was a worthy king: [Exit Drawer.] How now, mistress Doll?

Host.

Sick of a calm2 note: yea, good sooth.

Fal.

So is all her sect3 note









; an they be once in a calm, they are sick.

-- 73 --

Dol.

You muddy rascal, is that all the comfort you give me?

Fal.

You make fat rascals4 note



, mistress Doll.

-- 74 --

Dol.

I make them! gluttony and diseases make them; I make them not.

Fal.

If the cook help to make the gluttony, you help to make the diseases, Doll: we catch of you, Doll, we catch of you; grant that, my poor virtue, grant that.

Dol.

Ay, marry; our chains, and our jewels.

Fal.

Your brooches, pearls, and owches5 note





:—for

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to serve bravely, is to come halting off, you know: To come off the breach with his pike bent bravely, and to surgery bravely; to venture upon the charged chambers6 note

bravely:—

Dol.

Hang yourself, you muddy conger, hang yourself* note!

Host.

By my troth, this is the old fashion; you two never meet, but you fall to some discord: you are both, in good troth, as rheumatick7 note


as two dry

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toasts8 note; you cannot one bear with another's confirmities. What the good-year9 note! one must bear, and that must be you: [To Doll.] you are the weaker vessel, as they say, the emptier vessel.

Dol.

Can a weak empty vessel bear such a huge full hogshead? there's a whole merchant's venture of Bourdeaux stuff in him; you have not seen a hulk better stuffed in the hold.—Come, I'll be friends with thee, Jack: thou art going to the wars; and whether I shall ever see thee again, or no, there is nobody cares.

Re-enter Drawer.

Draw.

Sir, ancient Pistol's1 note below, and would speak with you.

Dol.

Hang him, swaggering rascal! let him not come hither: it is the foul mouth'dst rogue in England.

Host.

If he swagger, let him not come here: no, by my faith; I must live amongst my neighbours; I'll no swaggerers: I am in good name and fame with the very best:—Shut the door;—there comes no swaggerers here: I have not lived all this while, to have swaggering now:—shut the door, I pray you.

Fal.

Dost thou hear, hostess?—

Host.

Pray you, pacify yourself, sir John; there comes no swaggerers here2 note.

-- 77 --

Fal.

Dost thou hear? it is mine ancient.

Host.

Tilly-fally3 note, sir John, never tell me; your ancient swaggerer comes not in my doors. I was before master Tisick, the deputy, the other day; and, as he said to me,—it was no longer ago than Wednesday last,—Neighbour Quickly, says he;— master Dumb, our minister, was by then4 note;—Neighbour Quickly, says he, receive those that are civil; for, saith he, you are in all ill name;—now he said so, I can tell whereupon; for, says he, you are an honest woman, and well thought on; therefore take heed what guests you receive: Receive, says he, no swaggering companions.—There comes none here;—you would bless you to hear what he said: —no, I'll no swaggerers.

Fal.

He's no swaggerer, hostess; a tame cheater5 note



,

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he; you may stroke him as gently as a puppy greyhound: he will not swagger with a Barbary hen, if her feathers turn back in any show of resistance.— Call him up, drawer.

Host.

Cheater, call you him? I will bar no honest man my house, nor no cheater5 note: But I do not love swaggering; by my troth, I am the worse, when one says—swagger: feel, masters, how I shake; look you, I warrant you.

Dol.

So you do, hostess.

Host.

Do I? yea, in very truth do I, an 'twere an aspen leaf: I cannot abide swaggerers.

Enter Pistol, Bardolph, and Page.

Pist.

'Save you, sir John!

-- 79 --

Fal.

Welcome ancient Pistol. Here, Pistol, I charge you with a cup of sack: do you discharge upon mine hostess.

Pist.

I will discharge upon her, sir John, with two bullets.

Fal.

She is pistol-proof, sir, you shall hardly offend her.

Host.

Come, I'll drink no proofs, nor no bullets: I'll drink no more than will do me good, for no man's pleasure, I6 note








.

Pist.

Then to you, mistress Dorothy; I will charge you.

Dol.

Charge me? I scorn you, scurvy companion. What! you poor, base, rascally, cheating, lack-linen mate! Away, you mouldy rogue, away! I am meat for your master.

Pist.

I know you, mistress Dorothy.

Dol.

Away, you cut-purse rascal! you filthy bung7 note, away! by this wine, I'll thrust my knife in

-- 80 --

your mouldy chaps, an you play the saucy cuttle with me8 note. Away, you bottle-ale rascal! you basket-hilt stale juggler, you!—Since when, I pray you, sir?—What, with two points9 note on your shoulder? much1 note





!

Pist.

I will murder your ruff for this.

Fal.

No more, Pistol2 note; I would not have you go off here: discharge yourself of our company, Pistol.

Host.

No, good captain Pistol; not here, sweet captain.

Dol.

Captain! thou abominable damned cheater3 note






,

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art thou not ashamed to be called—captain? If captains were of my mind, they would truncheon you out, for taking their names upon you before you have earned them. You a captain, you slave! for what? for tearing a poor whore's ruff in a bawdyhouse? —He a captain! Hang him, rogue! He lives upon mouldy stewed prunes, and dried cakes4 note. A captain! these villains will make the word captain as odious as the word occupy5 note






; which was an

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excellent good word before it was ill sorted* note: therefore captains had need look to it.

Bard.

Pray thee, go down, good ancient.

Fal.

Hark thee hither, mistress Doll.

Pist.

Not I: tell thee what, corporal Bardolph;— I could tear her:—I'll be revenged on her.

Page.

Pray thee go down.

Pist.

I'll see her damned first;—to Pluto's damned lake, to the infernal deep, with Erebus† note and tortures vile also6 note









. Hold hook and line7 note





, say I.

-- 83 --

Down! down, dogs! down faitors* note8 note





! Have we not Hiren here9 note








?

-- 84 --

Host.

Good captain Peesel, be quiet; it is very late, i' faith: I beseek you now, aggravate your choler.

-- 85 --

Pist.
These be good humours, indeed! Shall packhorses,
And hollow pamper'd jades of Asia1 note
















,

-- 86 --


Which cannot go but thirty miles a day,
Compare with Cæsars, and with Cannibals2 note

,
And Trojan Greeks? nay, rather damn them with
King Cerberus; and let the welkin roar3 note




.
Shall we fall foul for toys?

Host.

By my troth, captain, these are very bitter words.

Bard.

Be gone, good ancient: this will grow to a brawl anon.

Pist.

Die men, like dogs4 note

; give crowns like
pins; Have we not Hiren here?

Host.

O' my word, captain, there's none such

-- 87 --

here5 note

. What the good-year! do you think, I would deny her? for God's sake, be quiet.

Pist.
Then, feed, and be fat, my fair Calipolis6 note





:
Come, give's some sack.

-- 88 --


Si fortuna me tormenta, sperato me contenta7 note




.—
Fear we broadsides? no, let the fiend give fire:
Give me some sack; and, sweetheart, lie thou there. [Laying down his sword.
Come we to full points here8 note: and are et cetera's nothing?

Fal.

Pistol, I would be quiet.

Pist.

Sweet knight, I kiss thy neif9 note





: What! we have seen the seven stars.

-- 89 --

Dol.

Thrust him down stairs; I cannot endure such a fustian rascal.

Pist.

Thrust him down stairs! know we not Galloway nags1 note?

Fal.

Quoit him down, Bardolph, like a shovegroat shilling2 note


: nay, if he do nothing but speak nothing, he shall be nothing here.

-- 90 --

Bard.

Come, get you down stairs.

Pist.
What! shall we have incision? shall we imbrue?— [Snatching up his sword.
Then death rock me asleep3 note






, abridge my doleful days!
Why then, let grievous, ghastly, gaping wounds
Untwine the sisters three! Come, Atropos, I say4 note





!

-- 91 --

Host.

Here's goodly stuff toward!

Fal.

Give me my rapier, boy.

Dol.

I pray thee, Jack, I pray thee, do not draw.

Fal.

Get you down stairs.

[Drawing, and driving Pistol out.

Host.

Here's a goodly tumult! I'll forswear keeping house, afore I'll be in these tirrits and frights. So; murder, I warrant now.—Alas, alas! put up your naked weapons, put up your naked weapons.

[Exeunt Pistol and Bardolph.

Dol.

I pray thee, Jack, be quiet; the rascal is gone. Ah, you whoreson little valiant villain, you.

Host.

Are you not hurt i' the groin5 note? methought he made a shrewd thrust at your belly.

Re-enter Bardolph.

Fal.

Have you turned him out of doors?

Bard.

Yes, sir. The rascal's drunk: you have hurt him, sir, in the shoulder.

Fal.

A rascal! to brave me!

Dol.

Ah, you sweet little rogue, you! Alas, poor ape, how thou sweat'st! Come, let me wipe thy face;—come on, you whoreson chops:—Ah, rogue! i' faith, I love thee. Thou art as valourous as Hector of Troy, worth five of Agamemnon, and ten times better than the nine worthies. Ah, villain6 note!

-- 92 --

Fal.

A rascally slave! I will toss the rogue in a blanket.

Dol.

Do, if thou darest for thy heart: if thou dost, I'll canvas thee between a pair of sheets7 note




.

Enter Musick.

Page.

The musick is come, sir.

Fal.

Let them play;—Play, sirs.—Sit on my knee, Doll. A rascal bragging slave! the rogue fled from me like quicksilver.

Dol.

I' faith, and thou followedst him like a church. Thou whoreson little tidy Bartholomew boar-pig8 note









, when wilt thou leave fighting o' days,

-- 93 --

and foining o'nights, and begin to patch up thine old body for heaven?

Enter behind, Prince Henry and Poins, disguised like Drawers.

Fal.

Peace, good Doll! do not speak like a death's head9 note

: do not bid me remember mine end.

-- 94 --

Dol.

Sirrah, what humour is the prince of?

Fal.

A good shallow young fellow: he would have made a good pantler, he would have chipped bread well.

Dol.

They say, Poins has a good wit.

Fal.

He a good wit? hang him, baboon! his wit is as thick as Tewksbury mustard1 note; there is no more conceit in him, than is in a mallet2 note.

Dol.

Why does the prince love him so then?

Fal.

Because their legs are both of a bigness; and he plays at quoits well; and eats conger and fennel; and drinks off candles' ends for flap-dragons3 note

; and rides the wild mare with the boys4 note;

-- 95 --

and jumps upon joint-stools; and swears with a good grace; and wears his boot very smooth, like unto the sign of the leg5 note; and breeds no bate with telling of discreet stories6 note

, and such other gambol

-- 96 --

faculties he hath, that show a weak mind and an able body, for the which the prince admits him: for the prince himself is such another; the weight of a hair will turn the scales between their avoirdupois.

P. Hen.

Would not this nave of a wheel7 note



have
his ears cut off?

Poins.

Let's beat him before his whore.

P. Hen.

Look, if the withered elder hath not his poll clawed like a parrot8 note.

Poins.

Is it not strange, that desire should so many years outlive performance?

Fal.

Kiss me, Doll.

P. Hen.

Saturn and Venus this year in conjunction9 note! what says the almanack to that?

-- 97 --

Poins.

And, look, whether the firy Trigon1 note


, his man, be not lisping to his master's old tables2 note









; his
note-book, his counsel-keeper.

-- 98 --

Fal.

Thou dost give me flattering busses.

Dol.

Nay, truly; I kiss thee with a most constant heart.

Fal.

I am old, I am old.

Dol.

I love thee better than I love e'er a scurvy young boy of them all.

Fal.

What stuff wilt have a kirtle of3 note


? I shall

-- 99 --

receive money on Thursday: thou shalt have a cap to-morrow. A merry song, come: it grows late. we'll to bed. Thou'lt forget me, when I am gone,

Dol.

My my troth thou'lt set me a weeping, an thou say'st so: prove that ever I dress myself handsome till thy return.—Well, hearken the end.

Fal.

Some sack, Francis.

P. Hen., Poins.

Anon, anon, sir4 note.

[Advancing.

-- 100 --

Fal.

Ha! a bastard son of the king's5 note?—And art not thou Poins his brother6 note?

P. Hen.

Why, thou globe of sinful continents, what a life dost thou lead?

Fal.

A better than thou; I am a gentleman, thou art a drawer.

P. Hen.

Very true, sir; and I come to draw you out by the ears.

Host.

O, the Lord preserve thy good grace! by my troth, welcome to London.—Now the Lord bless that sweet face of thine! O Jesu, are you come from Wales?

Fal.

Thou whoreson mad compound of majesty, —by this light flesh and corrupt blood, thou art welcome.

[Leaning his hand upon Doll.

Dol.

How! you fat fool, I scorn you.

Poins.

My lord, he will drive you out of your revenge, and turn all to a merriment, if you take not the heat7 note.

P. Hen.

You whoreson candle-mine8 note, you, how vilely did you speak of me even now, before this honest, virtuous, civil gentlewoman?

Host.

'Blessing o' your good heart! and so she is, by my troth.

Fal.

Didst thou hear me?

P. Hen.

Yes; and you knew me, as you did, when you ran away by Gad's-hill: you knew, I was at your back; and spoke it on purpose, to try my patience.

-- 101 --

Fal.

No, no, no; not so; I did not think, thou wast within hearing.

P. Hen.

I shall drive you then to confess the wilful abuse; and then I know how to handle you.

Fal.

No abuse, Hal, on mine honour; no abuse.

P. Hen.

Not! to dispraise me9 note



; and call me— pantler, and bread-chipper, and I know not what?

Fal.

No abuse, Hal.

Poins.

No abuse!

Fal.

No abuse, Ned, in the world; honest Ned, none. I dispraised him before the wicked, that the wicked might not fall in love with him;—in which doing, I have done the part of a careful friend, and a true subject, and thy father is to give me thanks for it. No abuse, Hal;—none, Ned, none;—no, boys, none.

P. Hen.

See now, whether pure fear, and entire cowardice, doth not make thee wrong this virtuous gentlewoman to close with us? Is she of the wicked? Is thine hostess here of the wicked? Or is the boy of the wicked? Or honest Bardolph, whose zeal burns in his nose, of the wicked?

Poins.

Answer, thou dead elm, answer.

Fal.

The fiend hath pricked down Bardolph irrecoverable; and his face is Lucifer's privy-kitchen, where he doth nothing but roast malt-worms. For the boy,—there is a good angel about him; but the devil outbids him too1 note.

-- 102 --

P. Hen.

For the women,—

Fal.

For one of them,—she is in hell already, and burns, poor soul2 note! For the other,—I owe her money; and whether she be damned for that, I know not.

Host.

No, I warrant you.

Fal.

No, I think thou art not; I think, thou art quit for that: Marry, there is another indictment upon thee, for suffering flesh to be eaten in thy house3 note, contrary to the law; for the which, I think thou wilt howl.

Host.

All victuallers do so4 note

: What's a joint of mutton or two in a whole Lent?

P. Hen.

You, gentlewoman,—

Dol.

What says your grace?

Fal.

His grace says that which his flesh rebels against.

Host.

Who knocks so loud at door? look to the door there, Francis.

Enter Peto.

P. Hen.

Peto, how now? what news?

-- 103 --

Peto.
The king your father is at Westminster;
And there are twenty weak and wearied posts,
Come from the north: and, as I came along,
I met, and overtook, a dozen captains,
Bare-headed, sweating, knocking at the taverns,
And asking every one for sir John Falstaff.

P. Hen.
By heaven, Poins, I feel me much to blame,
So idly to profane the precious time;
When tempest of commotion, like the south
Borne with black vapour, doth begin to melt,
And drop upon our bare unarmed heads.
Give me my sword, and cloak:—Falstaff, good night.
[Exeunt Prince Henry, Poins, Peto, and Bardolph.

Fal.

Now comes in the sweetest morsel of the night, and we must hence, and leave it unpicked. [Knocking heard.] More knocking at the door? Re-enter Bardolph. How now? what's the matter?

Bard.

You must away to court, sir, presently; a dozen captains stay at door for you.

Fal.

Pay the musicians, sirrah. [To the Page.]Farewell, hostess;—farewell, Doll.—You see, my good wenches, how men of merit are sought after: the undeserver may sleep, when the man of action is called on. Farewell, good wenches: If I be not sent away post, I will see you again ere I go.

Dol.

I cannot speak;—If my heart be not ready to burst:—Well, sweet Jack, have a care of thyself.

Fal.

Farewell, farewell.

[Exeunt Falstaff and Bardolph.

Host.

Well, fare thee well: I have known thee these twenty-nine years, come peascod-time; but

-- 104 --

an honester, and truer-hearted man,—Well, fare thee well.

Bard. [Within.]

Mistress Tear-sheet,—

Host.

What's the matter?

Bard. [Within.]

Bid mistress Tear-sheet come to my master.

Host.

O run, Doll, run; run, good Doll6 note.

[Exeunt. ACT III. 7 note

. SCENE I A Room in the Palace. Enter King Henry in his Nightgown, with a Page.

K. Hen.
Go, call the earls of Surrey and of Warwick;
But, ere they come, bid them o'er-read these letters,
And well consider of them: Make good speed.— [Exit Page.
How many thousand of my poorest subjects
Are at this hour asleep!—O sleep, O gentle sleep8 note


,

-- 105 --


Nature's soft nurse, how have I frighted thee,
That thou no more wilt weigh my eyelids down,
And steep my senses in forgetfulness?
Why rather, sleep, liest thou in smoky cribs,
Upon uneasy pallets stretching thee,
And hush'd with buzzing night-flies to thy slumber;
Than in the perfum'd chambers of the great,
Under the canopies of costly state,
And lull'd with sounds of sweetest melody?
O thou dull god, why liest thou with the vile,
In loathsome beds; and leav'st the kingly couch,
A watch-case, or a common 'larum bell9 note

?
Wilt thou upon the high and giddy mast
Seal up the ship-boy's eyes, and rock his brains
In cradle of the rude imperious surge;
And in the visitation of the winds,
Who take the ruffian billows by the top,
Curling their monstrous heads, and hanging them
With deaf'ning clamours in the slippery clouds1 note




















,

-- 106 --


That, with the hurly2 note

, death itself awakes?
Can'st thou, O partial sleep! give thy repose

-- 107 --


To the wet sea-boy in an hour so rude;
And, in the calmest and most stillest night,
With all appliances and means to boot,
Deny it to a king3 note
? Then, happy low, lie down4 note





!
Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.

-- 108 --

Enter Warwick and Surrey.

War.
Many good morrows to your majesty!

K. Hen.
Is it good morrow, lords?

War.
'Tis one o'clock, and past.

K. Hen.
Why then, good morrow to you all, my lords5 note





.
Have you read o'er the letters that I sent you?

War.
We have, my liege.

K. Hen.
Then you perceive, the body of our kingdom
How foul it is; what rank diseases grow,

-- 109 --


And with what danger, near the heart of it.

War.
It is but as a body, yet, distemper'd6 note;
Which to his former strength may be restor'd,
With good advice, and little medicine:—
My lord Northumberland will soon be cool'd7 note

.

K. Hen.
O heaven! that one might read the book of fate;
And see the revolution of the times
Make mountains level, and the continent
(Weary of solid firmness,) melt itself
Into the sea! and, other times, to see8 note









The beachy girdle of the ocean
Too wide for Neptune's hips; how chances mock,
And changes fill the cup of alteration
With divers liquors! O, if this were seen9 note


,

-- 110 --


The happiest youth,—viewing his progress through,
What perils past, what crosses to ensue,—
Would shut the book, and sit him down and die.
'Tis not ten years gone,
Since Richard, and Northumberland, great friends,
Did feast together, and in two years after
Were they at wars: It is but eight years, since

-- 111 --


This Percy was the man nearest my soul;
Who like a brother toil'd in my affairs,
And laid his love and life under my foot;
Yea, for my sake, even to the eyes of Richard,
Gave him defiance. But which of you was by1 note

,
(You, cousin Nevil2 note

, as I may remember,) [To Warwick.
When Richard,—with his eye brimfull of tears,
Then check'd and rated by Northumberland,—
Did speak these words, now prov'd a prophecy?
Northumberland, thou ladder, by the which
My cousin Bolingbroke ascends my throne;—
Though then, heaven knows, I had no such intent3 note
;
But that necessity so bow'd the state,

-- 112 --


That I and greatness were compell'd to kiss:—
The time shall come, thus did he follow it,
The time will come, that foul sin, gathering head,
Shall break into corruption:—so went on,
Foretelling this same time's condition,
And the division of our amity.

War.
There is a history in all men's lives,
Figuring the nature of the times deceas'd:
The which observ'd, a man may prophecy,
With a near aim, of the main chance of things
As yet not come to life; which in their seeds,
And weak beginnings, lie intreasured.
Such things become the hatch and brood of time;
And, by the necessary form of this4 note



,
King Richard might create a perfect guess,
That great Northumberland, then false to him,
Would, of that seed, grow to a greater falseness;
Which should not find a ground to root upon,
Unless on you.

K. Hen.
Are these things then necessities5 note?
Then let us meet them like necessities6 note



:—

-- 113 --


And that same word even now cries out on us;
They say, the bishop and Northumberland
Are fifty thousand strong.

War.
It cannot be, my lord;
Rumour doth double, like the voice and echo,
The numbers of the fear'd:—Please it your grace,
To go to bed; upon my life, my lord,
The powers that you already have sent forth,
Shall bring this prize in very easily.
To comfort you the more, I have receiv'd
A certain instance, that Glendower is dead7 note

.
Your majesty hath been this fortnight ill;
And these unseason'd hours, perforce, must add
Unto your sickness.

K. Hen.
I will take your counsel:
And, were these inward wars once out of hand,
We would, dear lords, unto the Holy Land8 note.
[Exeunt.

-- 114 --

SCENE II. Court before Justice Shallow's House in Gloucestershire9 note. Enter Shallow and Silence, meeting; Mouldy, Shadow, Wart, Feeble, Bull-calf, and Servants, behind.

Shal.

Come on, come on, come on; give me your hand, sir, give me your hand, sir: an early stirrer, by the rood1 note

. And how doth my good cousin Silence?

-- 115 --

Sil.2 note

Good morrow, good cousin Shallow.

Shal.

And how doth my cousin, your bedfellow? and your fairest daughter, and mine, my god-daughter Ellen?

Sil.

Alas, a black ouzel, cousin Shallow.

Shal.

By yea and nay, sir, I dare say, my cousin William is become a good scholar: He is at Oxford, still, is he not?

Sil.

Indeed, sir; to my cost.

Shal.

He must then to the inns of court shortly: I was once of Clement's-inn; where, I think, they will talk of mad Shallow yet.

Sil.

You were called—lusty Shallow, then, cousin.

Shal.

By the mass, I was called any thing; and I would have done any thing, indeed, and roundly too. There was I, and little John Doit of Staffordshire, and black George Bare, and Francis Pickbone, and Will Squele a Cotswold man3 note

—you had

-- 116 --

not four such swinge-bucklers4 note

in all the inns of court again: and, I may say to you, we knew where the bona-robas5 note


were; and had the best of them
all at commandment. Then was Jack Falstaff, now sir John, a boy; and page to Thomas Mowbray, duke of Norfolk.

Sil.

This sir John, cousin, that comes hither anon about soldiers?

Shal.

The same sir John, the very same. I saw

-- 117 --

him break Skogan's head7 note












at the court gate, when he was a crack8 note, not thus high: and the very same

-- 118 --

day did I fight with one Sampson Stockfish, a fruiterer, behind Gray's-inn. O, the mad days that I

-- 119 --

have spent! and to see how many of mine old acquaintance are dead!

Sil.

We shall all follow, cousin.

Shal.

Certain, 'tis certain; very sure, very sure: death, as the Psalmist saith, is certain to all; all shall die. How a good yoke of bullocks at Stamford fair?

Sil.

Truly, cousin, I was not there.

Shal.

Death is certain.—Is old Double of your town living yet.

-- 120 --

Sil.

Dead, sir.

Shal.

Dead!—See, see!—he drew a good bow;—And dead!—he shot a fine shoot:—John of Gaunt loved him well, and betted much money on his head. Dead!—he would have clapped i' the clout9 note

at twelve score1 note


; and carried you a forehand
shaft a fourteen and fourteen and a half2 note




, that it
would have done a man's heart good to see.— How a score of ewes now?

-- 121 --

Sil.

Thereafter as they be: a score of good ewes may be worth ten pounds.

Shal.

And is old Double dead!

Enter Bardolph, and one with him.

Sil.

Here come two of sir John Falstaff's men, as I think.

Bard.

Good morrow, honest gentlemen* note: I beseech you, which is justice Shallow?

Shal.

I am Robert Shallow, sir; a poor esquire of this county, and one of the king's justices of the peace: What is your good pleasure with me?

Bard.

My captain, sir, commends him to you: my captain, sir John Falstaff: a tall gentleman, by heaven, and a most gallant leader.

Shal.

He greets me well, sir; I knew him a good backsword man: How doth the good knight? may I ask, how my lady his wife doth?

Bard.

Sir, pardon; a soldier is better accommodated, than with a wife.

Shal.

It is well said, in faith, sir; and it is well said indeed too. Better accommodated!—it is good; yea, indeed, it is: good phrases are surely, and ever were, very commendable. Accommodated! —it comes from accommodo: very good; a good phrase3 note



.

-- 122 --

Bard.

Pardon me, sir; I have heard the word. Phrase, call you it? By this good day, I know not the phrase: but I will maintain the word with my sword, to be a soldier-like word, and a word of exceeding good command. Accommodated; That is, when a man is, as they say, accommodated: or, when a man is,—being,—whereby,—he may be thought to be accommodated; which is an excellent thing.

Enter Falstaff.

Shal.

It is very just:—Look, here comes good sir John.—Give me your good hand, give me your worship's good hand: By my troth, you look well, and bear your years very well: welcome, good sir John.

Fal.

I am glad to see you well, good master Robert Shallow:—Master Sure-card, as I think4 note.

Shal.

No, sir John; it is my cousin Silence, in commission with me.

Fal.

Good master Silence, it well befits you should be of the peace.

Sil.

Your good worship is welcome.

Fal.

Fye! this is hot weather.—Gentlemen, have you provided me here half a dozen sufficient men?

Shal.

Marry, have we, sir. Will you sit?

Fal.

Let me see them, I beseech you.

Shal.

Where's the roll? where's the roll?

-- 123 --

where's the roll?—Let me see, let me see. So, so, so, so: Yea, marry, sir:—Ralph Mouldy:—let them appear as I call; let them do so, let them do so.—Let me see; Where is Mouldy?

Moul.

Here, an't please you.

Shal.

What think you, sir John? a good limbed fellow: young, strong, and of good friends.

Fal.

Is thy name Mouldy?

Moul.

Yea, an't please you.

Fal.

'Tis the more time thou wert used.

Shal.

Ha, ha, ha! most excellent, i' faith! things, that are mouldy, lack use: Very singular good!—In faith, well said, sir John; very well said.

Fal.

Prick him.

[To Shallow.

Moul.

I was pricked well enough before, an you could have let me alone: my old dame will be undone now, for one to do her husbandry, and her drudgery: you need not to have pricked me; there are other men fitter to go out than I.

Fal.

Go to; peace, Mouldy, you shall go. Mouldy, it is time you were spent.

Moul.

Spent!

Shal.

Peace, fellow, peace; stand aside: Know you where you are?—For the other, sir John:— let me see;—Simon Shadow!

Fal.

Ay marry, let me have him to sit under: he's like to be a cold soldier.

Shal.

Where's Shadow.

Shad.

Here, sir.

Fal.

Shadow, whose son art thou?

Shad.

My mother's son, sir.

Fal.

Thy mother's son! like enough; and thy father's shadow: so the son of the female is the shadow of the male: It is often so, indeed; but not much of the father's substance.

Shal.

Do you like him, sir John?

Fal.

Shadow will serve for summer, prick him;

-- 124 --

—for we have a number of shadows to fill up the muster-book5 note

.

Shal.

Thomas Wart!

Fal.

Where's he?

Wart.

Here, sir.

Fal.

Is thy name Wart?

Wart.

Yea, sir.

Fal.

Thou art a very ragged wart.

Shal.

Shall I prick him, sir John?

Fal.

It were superfluous; for his apparel is built upon his back, and the whole frame stands upon pins: prick him no more.

Shal.

Ha, ha, ha!—you can do it, sir; you can do it: I commend you well.—Francis Feeble!

Fee.

Here, sir.

Fal.

What trade art thou, Feeble?

Fee.

A woman's tailor, sir.

Shal.

Shall I prick him, sir?

Fal.

You may: but if he had been a man's tailor, he would have pricked you.—Wilt thou make as many holes in an enemy's battle, as thou hast done in a woman's petticoat?

Fee.

I will do my good will, sir; you can have no more.

Fal.

Well said, good woman's tailor! well said, courageous Feeble! Thou will be as valiant as the wrathful dove, or most magnanimous mouse.—Prick the woman's tailor well, master Shallow; deep, master Shallow.

-- 125 --

Fee.

I would, Wart might have gone, sir.

Fal.

I would, thou wert a man's tailor; that thou might'st mend him, and make him fit to go. I cannot put him to a private soldier, that is the leader of so many thousands: Let that suffice, most forcible Feeble.

Fee.

It shall suffice, sir.

Fal.

I am bound to thee, reverend Feeble.— Who is next?

Shal.

Peter Bull-calf of the green!

Fal.

Yea, marry, let us see Bull-calf.

Bull.

Here, sir.

Fal.

'Fore God, a likely fellow!—Come, prick me Bull-calf till he roar again.

Bull.

O lord! good my lord captain,—

Fal.

What, dost thou roar before thou art pricked?

Bull.

O lord, sir! I am a diseased man.

Fal.

What disease hast thou?

Bull.

A whoreson cold, sir; a cough, sir; which I caught with ringing in the king's affairs upon his coronation day, sir.

Fal.

Come, thou shalt go to the wars in a gown; we will have away thy cold; and I will take such order6 note
, that thy friends shall ring for thee.—Is here
all?

Shal.

Here is two more called than your number7 note

; you must have but four here, sir;—and so, I pray you, go in with me to dinner.

-- 126 --

Fal.

Come, I will go drink with you, but I cannot tarry dinner. I am glad to see you, in good troth, master Shallow.

Shal.

O, sir John, do you remember since we lay all night in the windmill in Saint George's fields8 note

.

Fal.

No more of that, good master Shallow, no more of that.

Shal.

Ha, it was a merry night. And is Jane Night-work alive?

Fal.

She lives, master Shallow.

Shal.

She never could away with me9 note


.

Fal.

Never, never: she would always say, she could not abide Master Shallow.

Shal.

By the mass, I could anger her to the heart. She was then a bona-roba1 note

. Doth she hold her own well.

Fal.

Old, old, master Shallow.

-- 127 --

Shal.

Nay, she must be old; she cannot choose but be old; certain, she's old; and had Robin Night-work by old Night-work, before I came to Clement's-inn.

Sil.

That's fifty-five year ago.

Shal.

Ha, cousin Silence, that thou hadst seen that that this knight and I have seen!—Ha, sir John, said I well2 note?

Fal.

We have heard the chimes at midnight3 note
,
master Shallow.

Shal.

That we have, that we have, that we have; in faith, sir John, we have; our watch-word was, Hem, boys!—Come, let's to dinner; come, let's to dinner:—O, the days that we have seen!— Come, come.

[Exeunt Falstaff, Shallow, and Silence.

Bull.

Good master corporate Bardolph, stand my friend; and here is four Harry ten shillings in French crowns for you4 note
. In very truth, sir, I had
as lief be hanged, sir, as go: and yet, for mine own part, sir, I do not care; but rather, because I am unwilling, and, for mine own part, have a desire to stay with my friends; else, sir, I did not care, for mine own part, so much.

Bard.

Go to; stand aside.

Moul.

And good master corporal captain, for my old dame's sake, stand my friend: she has nobody to do any thing about her, when I am gone;

-- 128 --

and she is old, and cannot help herself: you shall have forty, sir.

Bard.

Go to; stand aside.

Fee.

By my troth, I care not; a man can die but once;—we owe God a death; I'll ne'er bear a base mind:—an't be my destiny, so; an't be not, so: No man's too good to serve his prince; and let it go which way it will, he that dies this year, is quit for the next.

Bard.

Well said; thou'rt a good fellow.

Fee.

'Faith, I'll bear no base mind.

Re-enter Falstaff, and Justices.

Fal.

Come, sir, which men shall I have?

Shal.

Four, of which you please.

Bard.

Sir, a word with you:—I have three pound4 note to free Mouldy and Bull-calf.

Fal.

Go to; well.

Shal.

Come, sir John, which four will you have?

Fal.

Do you choose for me.

Shal.

Marry then,—Mouldy, Bull-calf, Feeble, and Shadow.

Fal.

Mouldy, and Bull-calf:—For you, Mouldy, stay at home till you are past service5 note

:—and, for

-- 129 --

your part, Bull-calf,—grow till you come unto it; I will none of you.

Shal.

Sir John, sir John, do not yourself wrong; they are your likeliest men, and I would have you served with the best.

Fal.

Will you tell me, master Shallow, how to choose a man? Care I for the limb, the thewes6 note








, the stature, bulk, and big assemblance of a man7 note! Give me the spirit, master Shallow.—Here's Wart; —you see what a ragged appearance it is: he shall charge you, and discharge you, with the motion of a pewterer's hammer; come off, and on, swifter than he that gibbets-on the brewer's bucket8 note

. And

-- 130 --

this same half-faced fellow, Shadow,—give me this man; he presents no mark to the enemy; the foeman9 note



may with as great aim level at the edge of a penknife: And, for a retreat,—how swiftly will this Feeble, the woman's tailor, run off? O, give me the spare men, and spare me the great ones.— Put me a caliver1 note




into Wart's hand, Bardolph.

-- 131 --

Bard.

Hold, Wart, traverse2 note
; thus, thus, thus.

Fal.

Come, manage me your caliver. So:—very well:—go to:—very good:—exceeding good.—O, give me always a little, lean, old, chapped, bald shot3 note

.—Well said, i' faith, Wart; thou'rt a good hold, there's a tester for thee.

Shal.

He is not his craft's master, he doth not do it right. I remember at Mile-end green4 note

, (when

-- 132 --

I lay at Clement's inn5 note



,)—I was then sir Dagonet in Arthur's show6 note

, there was a little quiver fellow7 note,

-- 133 --

and 'a would manage you his piece thus: and 'a would about, and about, and come you in, and

-- 134 --

come you in: rah, tah, tah, would 'a say; bounce, would 'a say; and away again would 'a go, and

-- 135 --

again would a' come:—I shall never see such a fellow.

Fal.

These fellows will do well, master Shallow. —God keep you, master Silence; I will not use many words with you:—Fare you well, gentlemen both: I thank you: I must a dozen mile to-night.— Bardolph, give the soldiers coats.

Shal.

Sir John, heaven bless you, and prosper your affairs, and send us peace! As you return, visit

-- 136 --

my house; let our old acquaintance be renewed: peradventure, I will with you to the court.

Fal.

I would you would, master Shallow.

Shal.

Go to; I have spoke at a word. Fare you well.

[Exeunt Shallow and Silence.

Fal.

Fare you well, gentle gentlemen. On, Bardolph; lead the men away. [Exeunt Bardolph, Recruits, &c.] As I return, I will fetch off these justices: I do see the bottom of justice Shallow. Lord, lord, how subject we old men are to this vice of lying! This same starved justice hath done nothing but prate to me of the wildness of his youth, and the feats he hath done about Turnbull-street8 note





;
and every third word a lie, duer paid to the hearer than the Turk's tribute. I do remember him at Clement's-inn, like a man made after supper of a cheese-paring: when he was naked, he was, for all the world, like a forked radish, with a head

-- 137 --

fantastically carved upon it with a knife: he was so forlorn, that his dimensions to any thick sight were invincible9 note

: he was the very Genius of famine;
yet lecherous as a monkey, and the whores called him—mandrake1 note





: he came ever in the rear-ward

-- 138 --

of the fashion; and sung those tunes to the over-scutched2 note

huswives that he heard the carmen whistle, and sware—they were his fancies, or his good-nights3 note. And now is this Vice's dagger4 note


become

-- 139 --

a squire; and talks as familiarly of John of Gaunt, as if he had been sworn brother to him:

-- 140 --

and I'll be sworn he never saw him but once in the Tilt-yard: and then he burst his head5 note





, for crouding

-- 141 --

among the marshal's men. I saw it; and told John of Gaunt, he beat his own name6 note: for you might have truss'd* note him, and all his apparel, into an eel-skin; the case of a treble hautboy was a mansion for him, a court; and now has he land and beeves. Well; I will be acquainted with him, if I return: and it shall go hard, but I will make him a philosopher's two stones to me7 note











: If the young dace8 note

-- 142 --

be a bait for the old pike, I see no reason, in the law of nature, but I may snap at him. Let time shape, and there an end.

[Exit. ACT IV. SCENE I. A Forest in Yorkshire. Enter the Archbishop of York, Mowbray, Hastings, and Others.

Arch.
What is this forest call'd?

-- 143 --

Hast.
'Tis Gualtree forest9 note, an't shall please your grace.

Arch.
Here stand, my lords; and send discoverers forth,
To know the numbers of our enemies.

Hast.
We have sent forth already.

Arch.
'Tis well done.
My friends and brethren in these great affairs,
I must acquaint you that I have receiv'd
New-dated letters from Northumberland;
Their cold intent, tenour and substance, thus:—
Here doth he wish his person, with such powers
As might hold sortance with his quality,
The which he could not levy; whereupon
He is retir'd, to ripe his growing fortunes,
To Scotland: and concludes in hearty prayers,
That your attempts may overlive the hazard,
And fearful meeting of their opposite.

Mowb.
Thus do the hopes we have in him touch ground,
And dash themselves to pieces.
Enter a Messenger.

Hast.
Now, what news?

Mess.
West of this forest, scarcely off a mile,
In goodly form comes on the enemy:
And, by the ground they hide, I judge their number
Upon, or near, the rate of thirty thousand.

Mowb.
The just proportion that we gave them out.
Let us sway on1 note





, and face them in the field.

-- 144 --

Enter Westmoreland.

Arch.
What well-appointed leader2 note




fronts us here?

Mowb.
I think, it is my lord of Westmoreland.

West.
Health and fair greeting from our general,
The prince, lord John and duke of Lancaster.

Arch.
Say on, my lord of Westmoreland, in peace;
What doth concern your coming?

West.
Then, my lord,
Unto your grace do I in chief address
The substance of my speech. If that rebellion
Came like itself, in base and abject routs,
Led on by bloody youth3 note

, guarded with rage4 note









,

-- 145 --


And countenanc'd by boys, and beggary;
I say, if damn'd commotion so appear'd5 note,
In his true, native, and most proper shape,
You, reverend father, and these noble lords,
Had not been here, to dress the ugly form
Of base and bloody insurrection
With your fair honours. You, lord archbishop,—
Whose see is by a civil peace maintain'd6 note

;
Whose beard the silver hand of peace hath touch'd;
Whose learning and good letters peace hath tutor'd;
Whose white investments figure innocence7 note

,
The dove and very blessed spirit of peace,—
Wherefore do you so ill translate yourself,

-- 146 --


Out of the speech of peace, that bears such grace,
Into the harsh and boist'rous tongue of war?
Turning your books to graves8 note








, your ink to blood,

-- 147 --


Your pens to lances; and your tongue divine
To a loud trumpet, and a point of war?

Arch.
Wherefore do I this?—so the question stands.
Briefly to this end:—We are all diseas'd;
And, with our surfeiting, and wanton hours,
Have brought ourselves into a burning fever,
And we must bleed for it: of which disease
Our late king, Richard, being infected, died.
But, my most noble lord of Westmoreland,
I take not on me here as a physician;
Nor do I, as an enemy to peace,
Troop in the throngs of military men;
But, rather, show a while like fearful war,
To diet rank minds, sick of happiness;
And purge the obstructions, which begin to stop
Our very veins of life. Hear me more plainly.
I have in equal balance justly weigh'd
What wrongs our arms may do, what wrongs we suffer,
And find our griefs9 note heavier than our offences.
We see which way the stream of time doth run,
And are enforc'd from our most quiet sphere1 note





-- 148 --


By the rough torrent of occasion:
And have the summary of all our griefs,
When time shall serve, to show in articles;
Which, long ere this, we offer'd to the king,
And might by no suit gain our audience:
When we are wrong'd, and would unfold our griefs,
We are denied access2 note unto his person
Even by those men that most have done us wrong.
The dangers of the days but newly gone,
(Whose memory is written on the earth
With yet-appearing blood,) and the examples
Of every minute's instance3 note


, (present now,)
Have put us in these ill-beseeming arms:
Not to break peace4 note, or any branch of it;
But to establish here a peace indeed,
Concurring both in name and quality.

West.
When ever yet was your appeal denied?
Wherein you have been galled by the king?
What peer hath been suborn'd to grate on you?
That you should seal this lawless bloody book

-- 149 --


Of forg'd rebellion with a seal divine,
And consecrate commotion's bitter edge5 note



?

Arch.
My brother general, the commonwealth,
To brother born an household cruelty,
I make my quarrel in particular6 note






.

-- 150 --

West.
There is no need of any such redress;
Or, if there were, it not belongs to you.

Mowb.
Why not to him, in part; and to us all,
That feel the bruises of the days before;
And suffer the condition of these times
To lay an heavy and unequal hand
Upon our honours?

West.
O my good lord Mowbray7 note,
Construe the times to their necessities8 note,

-- 151 --


And you shall say indeed,—it is the time,
And not the king, that doth you injuries.
Yet, for your part, it not appears to me,
Either from the king, or in the present time9 note,
That you should have an inch of any ground
To build a grief on:1 note Were you not restor'd
To all the duke of Norfolk's signiories,
Your noble and right-well-remember'd father's?

Mowb.
What thing, in honour, had my father lost,
That need to be reviv'd, and breath'd in me?
The king, that lov'd him, as the state stood then,
Was, force perforce2 note
, compell'd to banish him:
And then, when3 note Harry Bolingbroke, and he,—
Being mounted, and both roused in their seats,
Their neighing coursers daring of the spur,
Their armed staves in charge4 note, their beavers down5 note

,

-- 152 --


Their eyes of fire sparkling through sights of steel6 note,
And the loud trumpet blowing them together;
Then, then, when there was nothing could have staid
My father from the breast of Bolingbroke,
O, when the king did throw his warder down,
His own life hung upon the staff he threw:
Then threw he down himself; and all their lives,
That, by indictment, and by dint of sword,
Have since miscarried under Bolingbroke.

West.
You speak, lord Mowbray, now you know not what:
The earl of Hereford7 note was reputed then
In England the most valiant gentleman;
Who knows, on whom fortune would then have smil'd?
But, if your father had been victor there,
He ne'er had borne it out of Coventry:
For all the country, in a general voice,
Cried hate upon him; and all their prayers, and love,
Were set on Hereford, whom they doted on,
And bless'd, and grac'd indeed, more than the king8 note


.
But this is mere digression from my purpose.—
Here come I from our princely general,
To know your griefs; to tell you from his grace,
That he will give you audience: and wherein

-- 153 --


It shall appear that your demands are just,
You shall enjoy them; every thing set off,
That might so much as think you enemies.

Mow.
But he hath forc'd us to compel this offer;
And it proceeds from policy, not love.

West.
Mowbray, you overween, to take it so;
This offer comes from mercy, not from fear:
For, lo! within a ken, our army lies;
Upon mine honour, all too confident
To give admittance to a thought of fear.
Our battle is more full of names than yours,
Our men more perfect in the use of arms,
Our armour all as strong, our cause the best;
Then reason wills9 note

, our hearts should be as good:—
Say you not then, our offer is compell'd.

Mowb.
Well, by my will, we shall admit no parley.

West.
That argues but the shame of your offence:
A rotten case abides no handling.

Hast.
Hath the prince John a full commission,
In very ample virtue of his father,
To hear, and absolutely to determine
Of what conditions we shall stand upon?

West.
That is intended in the general's name1 note

:
I muse you make so slight a question.

Arch.
Then take, my lord of Westmoreland, this schedule;

-- 154 --


For this contains our general grievances:
Each several article herein redress'd;
All members of our cause, both here and hence,
That are insinew'd to this action,
Acquitted by a true substantial form2 note;
And present execution of our wills
To us, and to our purposes, consign'd3 note














;

-- 155 --


We come within our awful banks again4 note





,
And knit our powers to the arm of peace.

West.
This will I show the general. Please you, lords,
In sight of both our battles we may meet:

-- 156 --


And either5 note end in peace, which heaven so frame!
Or to the place of difference call the swords
Which must decide it.

Arch.
My lord, we will do so.
[Exit West.

Mowb.
There is a thing within my bosom, tells me,
That no conditions of our peace can stand.

Hast.
Fear you not that: if we can make our peace
Upon such large terms, and so absolute,
As our conditions shall consist upon6 note



,
Our peace shall stand as firm as rocky mountains.

Mowb.
Ay, but our valuation shall be such,
That every slight and false-derived cause,
Yea, every idle, nice7 note
, and wanton reason,
Shall, to the king, taste of this action:
That, were our royal faiths martyrs in love8 note


,

-- 157 --


We shall be winnow'd with so rough a wind,
That even our corn shall seem as light as chaff,
And good from bad find no partition.

Arch.
No, no, my lord; Note this,—the king is weary
Of dainty and such picking grievances9 note


:
For he hath found,—to end one doubt by death,
Revives two greater in the heirs of life.
And therefore will he wipe his tables clean1 note;
And keep no tell-tale to his memory,
That may repeat and history his loss
To new remembrance: For full well he knows,
He cannot so precisely weed this land,
As his misdoubts present occasion:
His foes are so enrooted with his friends,
That, plucking to unfix an enemy,
He doth unfasten so, and shake a friend.
So that this land, like an offensive wife,
That hath enrag'd him on to offer strokes;
As he is striking, holds his infant up,
And hangs resolv'd correction in the arm
That was uprear'd to execution.

Hast.
Besides, the king hath wasted all his rods
On late offenders, that he now doth lack
The very instruments of chastisement:
So that his power, like to a fangless lion,

-- 158 --


May offer, but not hold.

Arch.
'Tis very true;—
And therefore be assur'd, my good lord marshal,
If we do now make our atonement well,
Our peace will, like a broken limb united,
Grow stronger for the breaking.

Mowb.
Be it so.
Here is return'd my lord of Westmoreland.
Re-enter Westmoreland.

West.
The prince is here at hand: Pleaseth your lordship,
To meet his grace just distance 'tween our armies?

Mowb.
Your grace of York, in God's name then set forward.

Arch.
Before, and greet his grace:—my lord, we come.
[Exeunt. SCENE II. Another Part of the Forest. Enter, from one side, Mowbray, the Archbishop, Hastings, and Others: from the other side, Prince John of Lancaster, Westmoreland, Officers and Attendants.

P. John.
You are well encounter'd here, my cousin Mowbray:—
Good day to you, gentle lord archbishop;
And so to you, lord Hastings,—and to all.—
My lord of York, it better show'd with you,
When that your flock, assembled by the bell,
Encircled you, to hear with reverence
Your exposition on the holy text;
Than now to see you here an iron man2 note,

-- 159 --


Cheering a rout of rebels with your drum,
Turning the word to sword3 note

, and life to death.
That man, that sits within a monarch's heart,
And ripens in the sunshine of his favour,
Would he abuse the countenance of the king,
Alack, what mischiefs might he set abroach,
In shadow of such greatness! With you, lord bishop,
It is even so:—Who hath not heard it spoken,
How deep you were within the books of God?
To us, the speaker in his parliament;
To us, the imagin'd voice of God himself4 note



;
The very opener and intelligencer,
Between the grace, the sanctities of heaven5 note

,
And our dull workings6 note
: O, who shall believe,
But you misuse the reverence of your place;
Employ the countenance and grace of heaven,
As a false favourite doth his prince's name,

-- 160 --


In deeds dishonourable? You have taken up7 note,
Under the counterfeited zeal of God,
The subjects of his substitute, my father;
And, both against the peace of heaven and him,
Have here up-swarm'd them.

Arch.
Good my lord of Lancaster,
I am not here against your father's peace:
But, as I told my lord of Westmoreland,
The time misorder'd doth, in common sense8 note

,
Croud us and crush us, to this monstrous form,
To hold our safety up. I sent your grace
The parcels and particulars of our grief;
The which hath been with scorn shov'd from the court,
Whereon this Hydra son of war is born:
Whose dangerous eyes may well be charm'd asleep9 note,
With grant of our most just and right desires;
And true obedience of this madness cur'd,
Stoop tamely to the foot of majesty.

Mowb.
If not we ready are to try our fortunes
To the last man.

Hast.
And though we here fall down,
We have supplies to second our attempt;
If they miscarry, theirs shall second them:
And so success of mischief1 note shall be born;

-- 161 --


And heir from heir shall hold this quarrel up,
Whiles England shall have generation.

P. John.
You are too shallow, Hastings, much too shallow,
To sound the bottom of the after-times.

West.
Pleaseth your grace, to answer them directly,
How far-forth you do like their articles?

P. John.
I like them all, and do allow2 note

them well:
And swear here by the honour of my blood,
My father's purposes have been mistook;
And some about him have too lavishly
Wrested his meaning, and authority.—
My lord, these griefs shall be with speed redress'd;
Upon my soul, they shall. If this may please you,
Discharge your powers3 note unto their several counties,
As we will ours: and here, between the armies,
Let's drink together friendly, and embrace;
That all their eyes may bear those tokens home,
Of our restored love, and amity.

Arch.
I take your princely word for these redresses.

P. John.
I give it you, and will maintain my word:
And thereupon I drink unto your grace.

Hast.
Go, captain, [To an Officer.] and deliver to the army

-- 162 --


This news of peace; let them have pay, and part:
I know, it will well please them; Hie thee, captain. [Exit Officer.

Arch.
To you, my noble lord of Westmoreland.

West.
I pledge your grace: And, if you knew what pains
I have bestow'd to breed this present peace,
You would drink freely: but my love to you
Shall show itself more openly hereafter.

Arch.
I do not doubt you.

West.
I am glad of it.—
Health to my lord, and gentle cousin, Mowbray.

Mowb.
You wish me health in very happy season;
For I am, on the sudden, something ill.

Arch.
Against ill chances, men are ever merry4 note;
But heaviness foreruns the good event.

West.
Therefore be merry, coz5 note; since sudden sorrow
Serves to say thus,—Some good thing comes tomorrow.

Arch.
Believe me, I am passing light in spirit.

Mowb.
So much the worse, if your own rule be true.
[Shouts within.

P. John.
The word of peace is render'd; Hark, how they shout!

Mowb.
This had been cheerful, after victory.

Arch.
A peace is of the nature of a conquest:
For then both parties nobly are subdued,
And neither party loser.

P. John.
Go, my lord,

-- 163 --


And let our army be discharged too.— [Exit Westmoreland.
And, good my lord, so please you, let our trains6 note


March by us; that we may peruse the men
We should have cop'd withal.

Arch.
Go, good lord Hastings,
And, ere they be dismiss'd, let them march by.
[Exit Hastings.

P. John.
I trust, my lords, we shall lie to-night together.— Re-enter Westmoreland.
Now, cousin, wherefore stands our army still;

West.
The leaders having charge from you to stand,
Will not go off until they hear you speak.

P. John.
They know their duties.
Re-enter Hastings.

Hast.
My lord, our army is dispers'd already:
Like youthful steers unyok'd, they take their courses
East, west, north, south; or, like a school broke up,
Each hurries toward his home, and sporting-place.

West.
Good tidings, my lord Hastings; for the which
I do arrest thee, traitor, of high treason:—
And you, lord archbishop,—and you, lord Mowbray,

-- 164 --


Of capital treason I attach you both.

Mowb.
Is this proceeding just and honourable?

West.
Is your assembly so?

Arch.
Will you thus break your faith?

P. John.
I pawn'd thee none:
I promis'd you redress of these same grievances7 note,
Whereof you did complain; which, by mine honour,
I will perform with a most christian care.
But, for you, rebels,—look to taste the due
Meet for rebellion, and such acts as yours* note.
Most shallowly did you these arms commence,
Fondly brought here8 note
, and foolishly sent hence.—
Strike up our drums, pursue the scatter'd stray;
Heaven, and not we, hath safely fought to-day.—
Some guard these traitors to the block of death;
Treason's true bed, and yielder up of breath.
[Exeunt9 note


.

-- 165 --

SCENE III. Another Part of the Forest. Alarums: Excursions. Enter Falstaff and Colevile, meeting.

Fal.

What's your name, sir? of what condition are you; and of what place, I pray?

Cole.

I am a knight, sir; and my name is— Colevile of the dale1 note

.

-- 166 --

Fal.

Well then, Colevile is your name; a knight is your degree; and your place, the dale: Colevile shall still be your name; a traitor your degree; and the dungeon your place,—a place deep enough; so shall you still be Colevile of the dale2 note


.

Cole.

Are not you sir John Falstaff?

Fal.

As good a man as he, sir, whoe'er I am. Do ye yield, sir? or shall I sweat for you? If I do sweat, they are drops of thy lovers, and they weep for thy death: therefore rouse up fear and trembling, and do observance to my mercy.

Cole.

I think, you are sir John Falstaff; and, in that thought, yield me.

Fal.

I have a whole school of tongues in this belly of mine; and not a tongue of them all speaks any other word but my name. An I had but a belly of any indifferency, I were simply the most active fellow in Europe: My womb, my womb, my womb undoes me.—Here comes our general.

Enter Prince John of Lancaster, Westmoreland, and Others.

P. John.
The heat is past3 note, follow no further now;—
Call in the powers, good cousin Westmoreland.— [Exit West.

-- 167 --


Now, Falstaff, where have you been all this while?
When every thing is ended, then you come:
These tardy tricks of yours will, on my life,
One time or other break some gallows' back.

Fal.

I would be sorry, my lord, but it should be thus; I never knew yet, but rebuke and check was the reward of valour. Do you think me a swallow, an arrow, or a bullet? have I, in my poor and old motion, the expedition of thought? I have speeded hither with the very extremest inch of possibility; I have foundered nine-score and odd posts: and here, travel-tainted as I am, have, in my pure and immaculate valour, taken sir John Colevile of the dale, a most furious knight, and valorous enemy: But what of that? he saw me, and yielded; that I may justly say with the hook-nosed fellow of Rome4 note, —I came, saw, and overcame.

P. John.

It was more of his courtesy than your deserving.

Fal.

I know not; here he is, and here I yield him: and I beseech your grace, let it be booked with the rest of this day's deeds; or, by the lord, I will have it in a particular ballad else, with mine own picture on the top of it, Colevile kissing my foot: To the which course if I be enforced, if you do not all show like gilt two-pences to me; and I, in the clear sky of fame, o'ershine you as much as the full moon doth the cinders of the element5 note, which show like pins' heads to her; believe not the word of the noble: Therefore let me have right, and let desert mount.

P. John.

Thine's too heavy to mount.

-- 168 --

Fal.

Let it shine then.

P. John.

Thine's too thick to shine.

Fal.

Let it do something, my good lord, that may do me good, and call it what you will.

P. John.

Is thy name Colevile6 note?

Cole.

It is, my lord.

P. John.

A famous rebel art thou, Colevile.

Fal.

And a famous true subject took him.

Cole.
I am, my lord, but as my betters are,
That led me hither: had they been rul'd by me,
You should have won them dearer than you have.

Fal.

I know not how they sold themselves: but thou, like a kind fellow, gavest thyself away* note; and I thank thee for thee.

Re-enter Westmoreland.

P. John.
Now, have you left pursuit?

West.
Retreat is made, and execution stay'd.

P. John.
Send Colevile, with his confederates,
To York, to present execution:—
Blunt, lead him hence; and see you guard him sure. [Exeunt some with Colevile.
And now despatch we toward the court, my lords;
I hear, the king my father is sore sick:
Our news shall go before us to his majesty,—
Which, cousin, you shall bear,—to comfort him;
And we with sober speed will follow you.

Fal.

My lord, I beseech you, give me leave to go through Glostershire: and, when you come to court, stand my good lord, 'pray† note, in your good report7 note











.

-- 169 --

P. John.
Fare you well, Falstaff: I, in my condition,
Shall better speak of you than you deserve8 note



. [Exit.

-- 170 --

Fal.

I would, you had but the wit; 'twere better than your dukedom9 note.—Good faith, this same young sober-blooded boy doth not love me; nor a man cannot make him laugh1 note
;—but that's no marvel,
he drinks no wine. There's never any of these demure boys come to any proof2 note
: for thin drink
doth so over-cool their blood, and making many fish-meals, that they fall into a kind of male green-sickness; and then, when they marry, they get wenches: they are generally fools and cowards;— which some of us should be too, but for inflammation. A good sherris-sack3 note

hath a two-fold operation

-- 171 --

in it. It ascends me into the brain; dries me there all the foolish, and dull, and crudy vapours4 note

-- 172 --

which environ it: makes it apprehensive5 note


, quick, forgetive6 note, full of nimble, firy, and delectable shapes; which delivered o'er to the voice, (the tongue,) which is the birth, becomes excellent wit. The second property of your excellent sherris is,— the warming of the blood; which, before cold and settled, left the liver white and pale, which is the badge of pusillanimity and cowardice: but the sherris warms it, and makes it course from the inwards to the parts extreme. It illumineth the face; which, as a beacon, gives warning to all the rest of this little kingdom, man, to arm: and then the vital commoners, and inland petty spirits, muster me all to their captain, the heart; who, great, and puffed up with this retinue* note, doth any deed of courage; and this valour comes of sherris: So that skill in the weapon is nothing, without sack; for that sets it a-work: and learning, a mere hoard of gold kept by a devil7 note; till sack commences it8 note



, and sets it in

-- 173 --

act and use. Hereof comes it, that prince Harry is valiant: for the cold blood he did naturally inherit of his father, he hath, like lean, steril, and bare land, manured, husbanded, and tilled, with excellent endeavour of drinking good, and good store of fertile sherris; that he is become very hot, and valiant. If I had a thousand sons, the first human principle I would teach them, should be,— to forswear thin potations9 note

, and addict themselves
to sack.

-- 174 --

Enter Bardolph. How now, Bardolph?

Bard.

The army is discharged all, and gone.

Fal.

Let them go. I'll through Glostershire; and there will I visit master Robert Shallow, esquire: I have him already tempering between my finger and my thumb1 note






, and shortly will I seal with
him. Come away.

[Exeunt. SCENE IV. Westminster. A Room in the Palace. Enter King Henry, Clarence, Prince Humphrey, Warwick, and Others.

K. Hen.
Now, lords, if heaven doth give successful end
To this debate that bleedeth at our doors,
We will our youth lead on to higher fields,
And draw no swords but what are sanctified.

-- 175 --


Our navy is address'd2 note
, our power collected,
Our substitutes in absence well invested,
And every thing lies level to our wish:
Only, we want a little personal strength;
And pause us, till these rebels, now afoot,
Come underneath the yoke of government.

War.
Both which, we doubt not but your majesty
Shall soon enjoy.

K. Hen.
Humphrey, my son of Gloster,
Where is the prince your brother?

P. Humph.
I think, he's gone to hunt, my lord, at Windsor.

K. Hen.
And how accompanied?

P. Humph.
I do not know, my lord.

K. Hen.
Is not his brother, Thomas of Clarence, with him?

P. Humph.
No, my good lord; he is in presence here.

Cla.
What would my lord and father?

K. Hen.
Nothing but well to thee, Thomas of Clarence.
How chance, thou art not with the prince thy brother?
He loves thee, and thou dost neglect him, Thomas;
Thou hast a better place in his affection,
Than all thy brothers: cherish it, my boy;
And noble offices thou may'st effect
Of mediation, after I am dead,
Between his greatness and thy other brethen:—
Therefore omit him not; blunt not his love:
Nor lose the good advantage of his grace,
By seeming cold, or careless of his will.

-- 176 --


For he is gracious, if he be observ'd3 note
;
He hath a tear for pity, and a hand4 note





Open as day for melting charity:
Yet notwithstanding, being incens'd, he's flint;
As humorous as winter5 note


, and as sudden
As flaws congealed in the spring of day6 note




.

-- 177 --


His temper, therefore, must be well observ'd:
Chide him for faults, and do it reverently,
When you perceive his blood inclin'd to mirth:
But, being moody, give him line and scope;
Till that his passions, like a whale on ground,
Confound themselves with working. Learn this, Thomas,
And thou shalt prove a shelter to thy friends;
A hoop of gold, to bind thy brothers in;
That the united vessel of their blood,
Mingled with venom of suggestion7 note,
(As, force, perforce, the age will pour it in,)
Shall never leak, though it do work as strong
As aconitum8 note




, or rash gunpowder9 note.

Cla.
I shall observe him with all care and love.

K. Hen.
Why art thou not at Windsor with him, Thomas?

-- 178 --

Cla.
He is not there to-day; he dines in London.

K. Hen.
And how accompanied? can'st thou tell that?

Cla.
With Poins, and other his continual followers.

K. Hen.
Most subject is the fattest soil to weeds;
And he, the noble image of my youth,
Is overspread with them: Therefore my grief
Stretches itself beyond the hour of death;
The blood weeps from my heart, when I do shape,
In forms imaginary, the unguided days,
And rotten times, that you shall look upon
When I am sleeping with my ancestors.
For when his headstrong riot hath no curb,
When rage and hot blood are his counsellors,
When means and lavish manners meet together,
O, with what wings shall his affections1 note fly
Towards fronting peril and oppos'd decay!

War.
My gracious lord, you look beyond him quite:
The prince but studies his companions,
Like a strange tongue: wherein, to gain the language,
'Tis needful, that the most immodest word
Be look'd upon, and learn'd: which once attain'd,
Your highness knows, comes to no further use,
But to be known, and hated2 note


. So, like gross terms,
The prince will, in the perfectness of time,
Cast off his followers: and their memory

-- 179 --


Shall as a pattern or a measure live,
By which his grace must meet the lives of others;
Turning past evils to advantages.

K. Hen.
'Tis seldom, when the bee doth leave her comb
In the dead carrion3 note.—Who's here? Westmoreland?
Enter Westmoreland.

West.
Health to my sovereign! and new happiness
Added to that that I am to deliver!
Prince John, your son, doth kiss your grace's hand:
Mowbray, the bishop Scroop, Hastings, and all,
Are brought to the correction of your law;
There is not now a rebel's sword unsheath'd,
But peace puts forth her olive every where.
The manner how this action hath been borne,
Here at more leisure may your highness read;
With every course, in his particular4 note

.

-- 180 --

K. Hen.
O Westmoreland, thou art a summer bird,
Which ever in the haunch of winter sings
The lifting up of day. Look! here's more news.
Enter Harcourt.

Har.
From enemies heaven keep your majesty;
And, when they stand against you, may they fall
As those that I am come to tell you of!
The earl Northumberland, and the lord Bardolph,
With a great power of English, and of Scots,
Are by the sheriff of Yorkshire overthrown:
The manner and true order of the fight,
This packet, please it you, contains at large.

K. Hen.
And wherefore should these good news make me sick?
Will fortune never come with both hands full,
But write her fair words still in foulest letters?
She either gives a stomach, and no food,—
Such are the poor, in health; or else a feast,
And takes away the stomach,—such are the rich,
That have abundance, and enjoy it not.
I should rejoice now at this happy news;
And now my sight fails, and my brain is giddy:—
O me! come near me, now I am much ill.
[Swoons.

P. Humph.
Comfort, your majesty!

Cla.
O my royal father!

West.
My sovereign lord, cheer up yourself, look up!

War.
Be patient, princes; you do know, these fits
Are with his highness very ordinary.
Stand from him, give him air; he'll straight be well.

Cla.
No, no; he cannot long hold out these pangs;

-- 181 --


The incessant care and labour of his mind
Hath wrought the mure5 note













, that should confine it in,

-- 182 --


So thin, that life looks through, and will break out.

P. Humph.
The people fear me6 note



; for they do observe
Unfather'd heirs7 note, and loathly birds of nature:
The seasons change their manners8 note, as the year9 note



-- 183 --


Had found some months asleep, and leap'd them over.

Cla.
The river hath thrice flow'd1 note, no ebb between:
And the old folk, time's doting chronicles,
Say, it did so, a little time before
That our great grandsire, Edward, sick'd and died.

War.
Speak lower, princes, for the king recovers.

P. Humph.
This apoplex will, certain, be his end.

K. Hen.
I pray you, take me up, and bear me hence
Into some other chamber: softly, 'pray. [They convey the King into an inner part of the room, and place him on a Bed.
Let there be no noise made, my gentle friends;
Unless some dull and favourable hand
Will whisper musick to my weary spirit2 note
















.

-- 184 --

War.
Call for the musick in the other room.

K. Hen.
Set me the crown upon my pillow here3 note

.

Cla.
His eye is hollow, and he changes much.

War.
Less noise, less noise.
Enter Prince Henry.

P. Hen.
Who saw the duke of Clarence?

Cla.
I am here, brother, full of heaviness.

-- 185 --

P. Hen.
How now! rain within doors, and none abroad!
How doth the king?

P. Humph.
Exceeding ill.

P. Hen.
Heard he the good news yet?
Tell it him.

P. Humph.
He alter'd much upon the hearing it4 note


.

P. Hen.
If he be sick
With joy, he will recover without physick.

War.
Not so much noise, my lords:—sweet prince, speak low;
The king your father is dispos'd to sleep.

Cla.
Let us withdraw into the other room.

War.
Will't please your grace to go along with us?

P. Hen.
No; I will sit and watch here by the king. [Exeunt all but P. Henry.
Why doth the crown lie there upon his pillow,
Being so troublesome a bedfellow?
O polished perturbation! golden care!
That keep'st the ports of slumber5 note

open wide
To many a watchful night!—sleep with it now!
Yet not so sound, and half so deeply sweet,
As he, whose brow, with homely biggin bound6 note




,

-- 186 --


Snores out the watch of night. O majesty!
When thou dost pinch thy bearer, thou dost sit
Like a rich armour worn in heat of day,
That scalds with safety. By his gates of breath
There lies a downy feather, which stirs not:
Did he suspire, that light and weightless down
Perforce must move.—My gracious lord! my father!—
This sleep is sound indeed; this is a sleep,
That from this golden rigol7 note



hath divorc'd
So many English kings. Thy due, from me,
Is tears and heavy sorrows of the blood;
Which nature, love, and filial tenderness,
Shall, O dear father, pay thee plenteously:
My due, from thee, is this imperial crown;
Which, as immediate from thy place and blood,
Derives itself to me. Lo, here it sits,— [Putting it on his head.
Which heaven shall guard: And put the world's whole strength
Into one giant arm, it shall not force
This lineal honour from me: This from thee
Will I to mine leave, as 'tis left to me. [Exit.

K. Hen.
Warwick! Gloster! Clarence!
Re-enter Warwick, and the rest.

Cla.
Doth the king call?

-- 187 --

War.
What would your majesty? How fares your grace?

K. Hen.
Why did you leave me here alone, my lords?

Cla.
We left the prince my brother here, my liege,
Who undertook to sit and watch by you.

K. Hen.
The prince of Wales? Where is he? let me see him:
He is not here* note.

War.
This door is open; he is gone this way.

P. Humph.
He came not through the chamber where we stay'd.

K. Hen.
Where is the crown? who took it from my pillow?

War.
When we withdrew, my liege, we left it here.

K. Hen.
The prince hath ta'en it hence:—go, seek him out.
Is he so hasty, that he doth suppose
My sleep my death?—
Find him, my lord of Warwick; chide him hither. [Exit Warwick.
This part of his conjoins with my disease,
And helps to end me.—See, sons, what things you are!
How quickly nature falls into revolt,
When gold becomes her object!
For this the foolish over-careful fathers
Have broke their sleep† note with thoughts8 note



, their brains with care,

-- 188 --


Their bones with industry:
For this they have engrossed and pil'd up
The canker'd heaps of strange-achieved gold;
For this they have been thoughtful to invest
Their sons with arts, and martial exercises:
When, like the bee, tolling from every flower9 note
The virtuous sweets;
Our thighs pack'd1 note with wax, our mouths with honey,
We bring it to the hive; and, like the bees,
Are murder'd for our pains. This bitter taste
Yield his engrossments2 note to the ending father.— Re-enter Warwick.
Now, where is he that will not stay so long
Till his friend sickness hath determin'd3 note



me?

War.
My lord, I found the prince in the next room,
Washing with kindly tears his gentle cheeks;
With such a deep demeanour in great sorrow,
That tyranny, which never quaff'd but blood,
Would, by beholding him, have wash'd his knife
With gentle eye-drops. He is coming hither.

K. Hen.
But wherefore did he take away the crown?

-- 189 --

Re-enter Prince Henry.
Lo, where he comes.—Come hither to me, Harry:—
Depart the chamber, leave us here alone. [Exeunt Clarence, Prince Humphrey, Lords, &c.

P. Hen.
I never thought to hear you speak again.

K. Hen.
Thy wish was father, Harry, to that thought:
I stay too long by thee, I weary thee.
Dost thou so hunger for my empty chair,
That thou wilt needs invest thee with mine honours
Before thy hour be ripe? O foolish youth!
Thou seek'st the greatness that will overwhelm thee.
Stay but a little; for my cloud of dignity
Is held from falling with so weak a wind,
That it will quickly drop: my day is dim.
Thou hast stol'n that, which, after some few hours,
Were thine without offence; and, at my death,
Thou hast seal'd up my expectation4 note:
Thy life did manifest, thou lov'dst me not,
And thou wilt have me die assured of it.
Thou hid'st a thousand daggers in thy thoughts;
Which thou hast whetted on thy stony heart,
To stab at half an hour of my life5 note



.

-- 190 --


What! canst thou not forbear me half an hour?
Then get thee gone; and dig my grave thyself;
And bid the merry bells ring to thine ear,
That thou art crowned, not that I am dead.
Let all the tears that should bedew my hearse,
Be drops of balm, to sanctify thy head:
Only compound me with forgotten dust;
Give that, which gave thee life, unto the worms.
Pluck down my officers, break my decrees;
For now a time is come to mock at form,
Harry the fifth is crown'd:—Up, vanity!
Down, royal state! all you sage counsellors, hence!
And to the English court assemble now,
From every region, apes of idleness!
Now, neighbour confines, purge you of your scum:
Have you a ruffian that will swear, drink, dance,
Revel the night; rob, murder, and commit
The oldest sins the newest kind of ways?
Be happy, he will trouble you no more:
England shall double gild his treble guilt6 note









;

-- 191 --


England shall give him office, honour, might:
For the fifth Harry from curb'd licence plucks
The muzzle of restraint, and the wild dog
Shall flesh his tooth in every innocent.
O my poor kingdom, sick with civil blows!
When that my care could not withhold thy riots,
What wilt thou do, when riot is thy care7 note


?
O, thou wilt be a wilderness again,
Peopled with wolves, thy old inhabitants!

P. Hen.
O, pardon me, my liege! but for my tears, [Kneeling.
The moist impediments unto my speech,
I had forestall'd this dear and deep rebuke,
Ere you with grief had spoke, and I had heard
The course of it so far. There is your crown;
And He that wears the crown immortally,
Long guard it yours! If I affect it more,
Than as your honour, and as your renown,
Let me no more from this obedience rise,

-- 192 --


(Which my most true and inward duteous spirit
Teacheth8 note

,) this prostrate and exterior bending!
Heaven witness with me, when I here came in,
And found no course of breath within your majesty,
How cold it struck my heart! if I do feign,
O, let me in my present wildness die:
And never live to show the incredulous world
The noble change that I have purposed!
Coming to look on you, thinking you dead,
(And dead almost, my liege, to think you were,)
I spake unto the crown, as having sense,
And thus upbraided it. The care on thee depending,
Hath fed upon the body of my father;
Therefore, thou, best of gold, art worst of gold.
Other, less fine in carat, is more precious,
Preserving life in med'cine potable9 note


:

-- 193 --


But thou, most fine, most honour'd, most renown'd,
Hast eat thy bearer up. Thus, my most royal liege,
Accusing it, I put it on my head;
To try with it,—as with an enemy,
That had before my face murder'd my father,—
The quarrel of a true inheritor.
But if it did infect my blood with joy,
Or swell my thoughts to any strain of pride;
If any rebel or vain spirit of mine
Did, with the least affection of a welcome,
Give entertainment to the might of it,
Let God for ever keep it from my head!
And make me as the poorest vassal is,
That doth with awe and terror kneel to it!

K. Hen.
O my son!
Heaven put it in thy mind to take it hence,
That thou might'st win the more thy father's love,
Pleading so wisely in excuse of it.
Come hither, Harry, sit thou by my bed:
And hear, I think, the very latest counsel
That ever I shall breathe. Heaven knows, my son,
By what by-paths, and indirect crook'd ways,
I met this crown; and I myself know well,
How troublesome it sat upon my head:
To thee it shall descend with better quiet,

-- 194 --


Better opinion, better confirmation;
For all the soil1 note of the achievement goes
With me into the earth. It seem'd in me,
But as an honour snatch'd with boisterous hand;
And I had many living, to upbraid
My gain of it by their assistances;
Which daily grew to quarrel, and to bloodshed,
Wounding supposed peace2 note: all these bold fears3 note

,
Thou see'st, with peril I have answered:
For all my reign hath been but as a scene
Acting that argument; and now my death
Changes the mode4 note: for what in me was purchas'd5 note

,
Falls upon thee in a more fairer sort;
So thou the garland wear'st successively6 note

.
Yet, though thou stand'st more sure than I could do,

-- 195 --


Thou art not firm enough, since griefs are green;
And all thy friends7 note
, which thou must make thy friends,
Have but their stings and teeth newly ta'en out;
By whose fell working I was first advanc'd,
And by whose power I well might lodge a fear
To be again displac'd: which to avoid,
I cut them off8 note
; and had a purpose now
To lead out many to the Holy Land9 note

;
Lest rest, and lying still, might make them look
Too near unto my state1 note









. Therefore, my Harry,

-- 196 --


Be it thy course, to busy giddy minds
With foreign quarrels; that action, hence borne out,
May waste the memory of the former days.
More would I, but my lungs are wasted so,
That strength of speech is utterly denied me.
How I came by the crown, O God, forgive2 note!
And grant it may with thee in true peace live!

P. Hen.
My gracious liege,
You won it, wore it, kept it, gave it me;
Then plain, and right, must my possession be:
Which I with more than with a common pain,
'Gainst all the world will rightfully maintain.
Enter Prince John of Lancaster, Warwick, Lords, and Others.

K. Hen.
Look, look, here comes my John of Lancaster.

P. John.
Health, peace, and happiness, to my royal father!

K. Hen.
Thou bring'st me happiness, and peace, son John;
But health, alack, with youthful wings is flown
From this bare, wither'd trunk: upon thy sight,
My worldly business makes a period.—
Where is my lord of Warwick?

P. Hen.
My lord of Warwick!

K. Hen.
Doth any name particular belong
Unto the lodging where I first did swoon?

War.
'Tis call'd Jerusalem, my noble lord.

K. Hen.
Laud be to God!—even there my life must end3 note








.

-- 197 --


It hath been prophesied to me many years,
I should not die but in Jerusalem;
Which vainly I suppos'd, the Holy Land:—
But, bear me to that chamber; there I'll lie;
In that Jerusalem shall Harry die. [Exeunt.

-- 198 --

ACT V. SCENE I. Glostershire. A Hall in Shallow's House. Enter Shallow, Falstaff, Bardolph, and Page.

Shal.

By cock and pye4 note




[unresolved image link]

, sir, you shall not away to-night.—What, Davy, I say!

-- 199 --

Fal.

You must excuse me, master Robert Shallow.

-- 200 --

Shal.

I will not excuse you5 note; you shall not be excused; excuses shall not be admitted; there is

-- 201 --

no excuse shall serve; you shall not be excused.— Why, Davy!

Enter Davy.

Davy.

Here, sir.

Shal.

Davy, Davy, Davy,—let me see, Davy; let me see:—yea, marry, William cook, bid him come hither6 note


.—Sir John, you shall not be excused.

Davy.

Marry, sir, thus; those precepts cannot be served7 note: and, again, sir.—Shall we sow the headland with wheat?

-- 202 --

Shal.

With red wheat, Davy. But for William cook;—Are there no young pigeons?

Davy.

Yes, sir.—Here is now the smith's note, for shoeing, and plough irons.

Shal.

Let it be cast8 note, and paid:—sir John, you shall not be excused.

Davy.

Now, sir, a new link to the bucket must needs be had:—And, sir, do you mean to stop any of William's wages, about the sack he lost the other day at Hinckley fair9 note?

Shal.

He shall answer it:—Some pigeons, Davy; a couple of short-legged hens; a joint of mutton; and any pretty little tiny kickshaws, tell William cook.

Davy.

Doth the man of war stay all night, sir?

Shal.

Yes, Davy. I will use him well; A friend i' the court is better than a penny in purse1 note




. Use his men well, Davy: for they are arrant knaves, and will backbite.

Davy.

No worse than they are back-bitten, sir; for they have marvellous foul linen.

Shal.

Well conceited, Davy. About thy business, Davy.

Davy.

I beseech you, sir, to countenance William Visor of Wincot against Clement Perkes of the hill.

-- 203 --

Shal.

There are many complaints, Davy, against that Visor; that Visor is an arrant knave, on my knowledge.

Davy.

I grant your worship, that he is a knave, sir: but yet, God forbid, sir, but a knave should have some countenance at his friend's request. An honest man, sir, is able to speak for himself, when a knave is not. I have served your worship truly, sir, this* note eight years; and if I cannot once or twice in a quarter bear out a knave against an honest man, I have but a very little credit with your worship2 note
.
The knave is mine honest friend, sir; therefore, I beseech your worship, let him be countenanced.

Shal.

Go to; I say, he shall have no wrong. Look about, Davy. [Exit Davy.] Where are you, sir John? Come, off with your boots.—Give me your hand, master Bardolph.

Bard.

I am glad to see your worship.

Shal.

I thank thee with all my heart, kind master Bardolph:—and welcome, my tall fellow3 note

. [To
the Page† note.] Come, sir John.

[Exit Shallow.

-- 204 --

Fal.

I'll follow you, good master Robert Shallow. Bardolph, look to our horses. Exeunt Bardolph and Page.] If I were sawed into quantities, I should make four dozen of such bearded hermit's staves3 note as master Shallow4 note. It is a wonderful thing, to see the semblable coherence of his men's spirits and his: They, by observing him, do bear themselves like foolish justices; he, by conversing with them, is turned into a justice-like serving man; their spirits are so married in conjunction with the participation of society, that they flock together in consent5 note



, like so many wild geese. If I had a suit to master Shallow, I would humour his men, with the imputation of being near their master6 note: if to his men I would curry with master Shallow, that no man could better command his servants. It is certain, that either wise bearing or ignorant carriage,

-- 205 --

is caught, as men take diseases, one of another: therefore, let men take heed of their company. I will devise matter enough out of this Shallow, to keep prince Harry in continual laughter, the wearing-out of six fashions, (which is four terms, or two actions7 note,) and he shall laugh without intervallums. O, it is much, that a lie, with a slight oath, and a jest, with a sad brow8 note
, will do with a fellow that
never had the ache9 note in his shoulders! O, you shall see him laugh, till his face be like a wet cloak ill laid up.

Shal. [Within.]

Sir John!

Fal.

I come, master Shallow: I come, master Shallow.

[Exit Falstaff. SCENE II. Westminster. A Room in the Palace. Enter Warwick, and the Lord Chief Justice.

War.
How now, my lord chief justice? whither away?

Ch. Just.
How doth the king?

War.
Exceeding well; his cares are now all ended.

Ch. Just.
I hope, not dead.

War.
He's walk'd the way of nature;
And, to our purposes, he lives no more.

-- 206 --

Ch. Just.
I would, his majesty had call'd me with him:
The service that I truly did his life,
Hath left me open to all injuries.

War.
Indeed, I think, the young king loves you not.

Ch. Just.
I know, he doth not; and do arm myself,
To welcome the condition of the time;
Which cannot look more hideously upon me
Than I have drawn it in my fantasy.
Enter Prince John, Prince Humphrey, Clarence, Westmoreland, and Others.

War.
Here come the heavy issue of dead Harry:
O, that the living Harry had the temper
Of him, the worst of these three gentlemen!
How many nobles then should hold their places,
That must strike sail to spirits of vile sort!

Ch. Just.
Alas, I fear, all will be overturn'd.

P. John.
Good morrow, cousin Warwick.

P. Humph. Cla.
Good morrow, cousin.

P. John.
We meet like men that had forgot to speak.

War.
We do remember; but our argument
Is all too heavy to admit much talk.

P. John.
Well, peace be with him that hath made us heavy!

Ch. Just.
Peace be with us, least we be heavier!

P. Humph.
O, good my lord, you have lost a friend, indeed:
And I dare swear, you borrow not that face
Of seeming sorrow; it is, sure, your own.

P. John.
Though no man be assur'd what grace to find,
You stand in coldest expectation:
I am the sorrier; 'would, 'twere otherwise.

-- 207 --

Cla.
Well, you must now speak sir John Falstaff fair;
Which swims against your stream of quality.

Ch. Just.
Sweet princes, what I did, I did in honour,
Led by the impartial conduct1 note




of my soul;
And never shall you see, that I will beg
A ragged and forestall'd remission2 note















.

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If truth and upright innocency fail me,
I'll to the king my master that is dead,
And tell him who hath sent me after him.

War.
Here comes the prince.
Enter King Henry V.

Ch. Just.
Good morrow; and heaven save your majesty.

King.
This new and gorgeous garment, majesty,
Sits not so easy on me as you think.—
Brothers, you mix your sadness with some fear;
This is the English, not the Turkish court3 note;
Not Amurath an Amurath succeeds,
But Harry Harry4 note

: Yet be sad, good brothers,

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For to speak truth, it very well becomes you;
Sorrow so royally in you appears,
That I will deeply put the fashion on,
And wear it in my heart. Why then, be sad:
But entertain no more of it, good brothers,
Than a joint burden laid upon us all.
For me, by heaven, I bid you be assur'd,
I'll be your father and your brother too;
Let me but bear your love, I'll bear your cares,
Yet weep, that Harry's dead; and so will I:
But Harry lives, that shall convert those tears,
By number, into hours of happiness.

P. John, &c.
We hope no other from your majesty.

King.
You all look strangely on me:—and you most; [To the Chief Justice.
You are, I think, assur'd I love you not.

Ch. Just.
I am assur'd, if I be measur'd rightly,
Your majesty hath no just cause to hate me.

King.
No!
How might a prince of my great hopes forget
So great indignities you laid upon me?
What! rate, rebuke, and roughly send to prison
The immediate heir of England! Was this easy5 note



?
May this be wash'd in Lethe, and forgotten?

Ch. Just.
I then did use the person of your father;

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The image of his power lay then in me:
And, in the administration of his law,
Whiles I was busy for the commonwealth,
Your highness pleased to forget my place,
The majesty and power of law and justice,
The image of the king whom I presented,
And struck me in my very seat of judgment6 note10Q0026;
Whereon, as an offender to your father,
I gave bold way to my authority,
And did commit you. If the deed were ill,
Be you contented, wearing now the garland,
To have a son set your decrees at nought;
To pluck down justice from your awful bench;
To trip the course of law7 note


, and blunt the sword
That guards the peace and safety of your person:
Nay, more; to spurn at your most royal image,
And mock your workings in a second body8 note.
Question your royal thoughts, make the case yours;
Be now the father, and propose a son9 note
:
Hear your own dignity so much profan'd,
See your most dreadful laws so loosely slighted,
Behold yourself so by a son disdain'd;
And then imagine me taking your part,
And, in your power, soft silencing your son:
After this cold considerance, sentence me;

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And, as you are a king, speak in your state1 note,—
What I have done, that misbecame my place,
My person, or my liege's sovereignty.

King.
You are right, justice, and you weigh this well;
Therefore still bear the balance, and the sword:
And I do wish your honours may increase,
Till you do live to see a son of mine
Offend you, and obey you, as I did.
So shall I live to speak my father's words;—
Happy am I, that have a man so bold,
That dares do justice on my proper son:
And not less happy, having such a son,
That would deliver up his greatness so
Into the hands of justice.—You did commit me2 note


:
For which, I do commit into your hand
The unstained sword that you have us'd to bear;
With this remembrance3 note,—That you use the same
With the like bold, just, and impartial spirit,
As you have done 'gainst me. There is my hand;
You shall be as a father to my youth:
My voice shall sound as you do prompt mine ear;
And I will stoop and humble my intents
To your well-practis'd, wise directions.—
And, princes all, believe me, I beseech you;—
My father is gone wild4 note









into his grave,

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For in his tomb lie my affections;
And with his spirit sadly I survive5 note

,
To mock the expectation of the world;
To frustrate prophecies; and to raze out
Rotten opinion, who hath writ me down
After my seeming. The tide of blood in me
Hath proudly flow'd in vanity, till now:
Now doth it turn, and ebb back to the sea:
Where it shall mingle with the state of floods6 note






,

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And flow henceforth in formal majesty.
Now call we our high court of parliament:
And let us choose such limbs of noble counsel,
That the great body of our state may go
In equal rank with the best govern'd nation;
That war, or peace, or both at once, may be
As things acquainted and familiar to us;
In which you, father, shall have foremost hand.— [To the Lord Chief Justice.
Our coronation done, we will accite,
As I before remember'd, all our state:
And (God consigning to my good intents,)
No prince, nor peer, shall have just cause to say,—
Heaven shorten Harry's happy life one day. [Exeunt. SCENE III. Glostershire. The Garden of Shallow's House. Enter Falstaff, Shallow, Silence, Bardolph, the Page, and Davy.

Shal.

Nay, you shall see mine orchard: where, in an arbour, we will eat a last year's pippin of my own graffing, with a dish of carraways, and so forth7 note







;—come, cousin Silence;—and then to bed.

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Fal.

'Fore God, you have here a goodly dwelling, and a rich.

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Shal.

Barren, barren, barren; beggars all, beggars all, sir John:—marry, good air8 note.—Spread, Davy; spread, Davy; well said, Davy.

Fal.

This Davy serves you for good uses; he is your serving-man, and your husbandman9 note.

Shal.

A good varlet, a good varlet, a very good varlet, sir John.—By the mass1 note



, I have drunk too
much sack at supper:—A good varlet. Now sit down, now sit down:—come, cousin.

Sil.
Ah, sirrah! quoth-a,—we shall

Do nothing but eat, and make good cheer, [Singing.
And praise heaven for the merry year;

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When flesh is cheap and females dear2 note


,
And lusty lads roam here and there,
    So merrily,
  And ever among so merrily3 note










.

Fal.

There's a merry heart!—Good master Silence, I'll give you a health for that anon.

Shal.

Give master Bardolph some wine, Davy.

Davy.

Sweet sir, sir; [Seating Bardolph and the Page at another table.] I'll be with you anon:— most sweet sir, sit.—Master page, good master page, sit: proface4 note







! What you want in meat, we'll

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have in drink. But you must bear; The heart's all5 note.

[Exit.

Shal.

Be merry, master Bardolph;—and my little soldier there, be merry.


Sil.
Be merry, be merry, my wife has all6 note

; [Singing.

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For women are shrews, both short and tall:
'Tis merry in hall, when beards wag all6 note



,
  And welcome merry shrove-tide7 note

.
Be merry, be merry, &c.

Fal.

I did not think, master Silence had been a man of this mettle.

Sil.

Who I? I have been merry twice and once, ere now.

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Re-enter Davy.

Davy.

There is a dish of leather-coats for you8 note.

[Setting them before Bardolph.

Shal.

Davy,—

Davy.

Your worship?—I'll be with you straight. [To Bard.]—A cup of wine, sir?


Sil.
A cup of wine, that's brisk and fine,
And drink unto the leman mine; [Singing.
  And a merry heart lives long-a9 note

.

Fal.

Well said, master Silence.

Sil.

And we shall be merry;—now comes in the sweet of the night1 note


.

Fal.
Health and long life to you, master Silence.

Sil.
Fill the cup, and let it come2 note;
I'll pledge you a mile to the bottom.

Shal.

Honest Bardolph, welcome: If thou wantest any thing, and wilt not call, beshrew thy heart.—Welcome, my little tiny thief; [To the Page.] and welcome, indeed, too.—I'll drink to

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master Bardolph, and to all the cavaleroes3 note about London.

Davy.

I hope to see London once ere I die4 note.

Bard.

An I might see you there, Davy,—

Shal.

By the mass, you'll crack a quart together. Ha! will you not, master Bardolph?

Bard.

Yes, sir, in a pottle pot.

Shal.

I thank thee:—The knave will stick by thee, I can assure thee that: he will not out; he is true bred.

Bard.

And I'll stick by him, sir.

Shal.

Why, there spoke a king. Lack nothing: be merry. [Knocking heard.] Look who's at door there: Ho! who knocks?

[Exit Davy.

Fal.

Why, now you have done me right.

[To Silence, who drinks a bumper.

Sil.

Do me right5 note



, [Singing.
And dub me knight6 note

:
  Samingo7 note


















note







.
Is't not so?

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Fal.

'Tis so.

Sil.

Is't so? Why, then say, an old man can do somewhat.

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Re-enter Davy.

Davy.

An it please your worship, there's one Pistol come from the court with news.

Fal.
From the court? let him come in.— Enter Pistol.
How now, Pistol?

Pist.

God save you, sir John!

Fal.

What wind blew you hither, Pistol?

Pist.

Not the ill wind which blows no man to good8 note


.—Sweet knight, thou art now one of the greatest men in the realm.

Sil.

By'r lady, I think 'a be; but goodman Puff of Barson9 note

.

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Pist.
Puff?
Puff in thy teeth, most recreant coward base!—
Sir John, I am thy Pistol, and thy friend,
And helter-skelter have I rode to thee;
And tidings do I bring, and lucky joys,
And golden times, and happy news of price.

Fal.

I pr'ythee now, deliver them like a man of this world.

Pist.
A foutra for the world, and worldlings base!
I speak of Africa, and golden joys.

Fal.

O base Assyrian knight, what is thy news? Let king Cophetua know the truth thereof1 note

.

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Sil.
And Robin Hood, Scarlet, and John2 note.
[Sings.

Pist.
Shall dunghill curs confront the Helicons?
And shall good news be baffled?
Then, Pistol, lay thy head in Furies' lap3 note.

Shal.
Honest gentleman, I know not your breeding.

Pist.

Why then, lament therefore4 note
.

Shal.

Give me pardon, sir;—If, sir, you come with news from the court, I take it, there is but two ways; either to utter them, or to conceal them. I am, sir, under the king, in some authority.

Pist.
Under which king, Bezonian5 note



? speak, or die.

Shal.
Under king Harry.

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Pist.
Harry the fourth? or fifth?

Shal.
Harry the fourth.

Pist.
A foutra for thine office!—
Sir John, thy tender lambkin now is king;
Harry the fifth's the man. I speak the truth:
When Pistol lies, do this; and fig me, like
The bragging Spaniard6 note



.

Fal.
What! is the old king dead?

Pist.
As nail in door7 note
: the things I speak, are just.

Fal.

Away, Bardolph; saddle my horse.—Master

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Robert Shallow, choose what office thou wilt in the land, 'tis thine.—Pistol, I will double-charge thee with dignities.

Bard.

O joyful day!—I would not take a knighthood for my fortune.

Pist.

What? I do bring good news?

Fal.

Carry master Silence to bed.—Master Shallow, my lord Shallow, be what thou wilt, I am fortune's steward. Get on thy boots; we'll ride all night:—O, sweet Pistol:—Away, Bardolph. [Exit Bard.]—Come, Pistol, utter more to me; and, withal, devise something, to do thyself good.— Boot, boot, master Shallow; I know, the young king is sick for me. Let us take any man's horses; the laws of England are at my commandment. Happy are they which have been my friends; and woe to my lord chief justice!

Pist.
Let vultures vile seize on his lungs also!
Where is the life that late I led, say they8 note

:
Why, here it is; Welcome these pleasant days9 note
. [Exeunt. SCENE IV. London. A Street. Enter Beadles, dragging in Hostess Quickly, and Doll Tear-sheet1 note.

Host.

No, thou arrant knave; I would I might

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die, that I might have thee hanged: thou hast drawn my shoulder out of joint.

1 Bead.

The constables have delivered her over to me; and she shall have whipping-cheer2 note

enough,
I warrant her: There hath been a man or two lately killed about her.

Dol.

Nut-hook, nut-hook3 note




, you lie. Come on;

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I'll tell thee what, thou damned tripe-visaged rascal; an the child I now go with, do miscarry, thou hadst better thou hadst struck thy mother, thou paper-faced villain.

Host.

O the Lord, that sir John were come! he would make this a bloody day to somebody. But I pray God the fruit of her womb miscarry!

1 Bead.

If it do, you shall have a dozen of cushions4 note

again; you have but eleven now. Come, I charge you both go with me; for the man is dead, that you and Pistol beat among you.

Dol.

I'll tell thee what, thou thin man in a censer5 note

! I will have you as soundly swinged for

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this, you blue-bottle* note rogue6 note


! you filthy famished correctioner! if you be not swinged, I'll forswear half-kirtles7 note


.

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1 Bead.

Come, come, you she knight-errant, come.

Host.

O, that right should thus overcome might! Well; of sufferance comes ease.

Dol.

Come, you rogue, come; bring me to a justice.

Host.

Ay; come, you starved blood-hound.

Dol.

Goodman death! goodman bones!

Host.

Thou atomy thou8 note









!

Dol.

Come, you thin thing; come, you rascal9 note

!

1 Bead.

Very well.

[Exeunt.

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SCENE V. A public Place near Westminster Abbey. Enter Two Grooms, strewing Rushes.

1 Groom.

More rushes, more rushes1 note

.

2 Groom.

The trumpets have sounded twice.

1 Groom.

It will be two o'clock ere they come from the coronation: Despatch, despatch.

[Exeunt Grooms. Enter Falstaff, Shallow, Pistol, Bardolph, and the Page.

Fal.

Stand here by me, master Robert Shallow; I will make the king do you grace: I will leer upon

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him, as 'a comes by; and do but mark the countenance that he will give me.

Pist.

God bless thy lungs, good knight.

Fal.

Come here, Pistol; stand behind me.—O, if I had had time to have made new liveries, I would have bestowed the thousand pound I borrowed of you. [To Shallow.] But 'tis no matter; this poor show doth better: this doth infer the zeal I had to see him.

Shal.

It doth so.

Fal.

It shows my earnestness of affection.

Shal.

It doth so.

Fal.

My devotion.

Shal.

It doth, it doth, it doth2 note

.

Fal.

As it were, to ride day and night; and not to deliberate, not to remember, not to have patience to shift me.

Shal.

It is most certain.

Fal.

But to stand stained with travel3 note



, and sweating with desire to see him: thinking of nothing else; putting all affairs else in oblivion; as if there were nothing else to be done, but to see him.

Pist.

'Tis semper idem, for absque hoc nihil est: 'Tis all in every part* note4 note





.

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Shal.

'Tis so, indeed.

Pist.
My knight, I will inflame thy noble liver,
And make thee rage.
Thy Doll, and Helen of thy noble thoughts,
Is in base durance, and contagious prison;
Haul'd thither
By most mechanical and dirty hand:—
Rouze up revenge from ebon den with fell Alecto's snake,
For Doll is in; Pistol speaks nought but truth.

Fal.

I will deliver her.

[Shouts within, and the trumpets sound.

Pist.
There roar'd the sea, and trumpet-clangor sounds.

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Enter King and his Train, the Chief Justice among them.

Fal.

God save thy grace, king Hal5 note! my royal Hal!

Pist.

The heavens thee guard and keep, most royal imp of fame6 note











!

Fal.

God save thee, my sweet boy!

King.
My lord chief justice, speak to that vain man.

Ch. Just.
Have you your wits? know you what 'tis you speak?

Fal.
My king! my Jove7 note



! I speak to thee my heart!

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King.
I know thee not, old man: Fall to thy prayers;
How ill white hairs become a fool, and jester!
I have long dream'd of such a kind of man,
So surfeit-swell'd, so old, and so profane8 note;
But, being awake, I do despise my dream.
Make less thy body, hence9 note, and more thy grace;
Leave gormandizing; know, the grave doth gape
For thee thrice wider than for other men:—
Reply not to me with a fool-born jest1 note


;
Presume not that I am the thing I was:
For heaven doth know, so shall the world perceive,

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That I have turn'd away my former self;
So will I those that kept me company.
When thou dost hear I am as I have been,
Approach me; and thou shalt be as thou wast,
The tutor and the feeder of my riots:
Till then, I banish thee, on pain of death,—
As I have done the rest of my misleaders,—
Not to come near our person by ten mile2 note








.

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For competence of life, I will allow you;
That lack of means enforce you not to evil:
And, as we hear you do reform* note yourselves,
We will,—according to your strength and qualities,—
Give you advancement.—Be it your charge, my lord,
To see perform'd the tenor of our word.—
Set on. [Exeunt King and his Train.

Fal.

Master Shallow, I owe you a thousand pound.

Shal.

Ay, marry, sir John; which I beseech you to let me have home with me.

Fal.

That can hardly be, master Shallow. Do not you grieve at this; I shall be sent for in private to him: look you, he must seem thus to the world. Fear not your advancement; I will be the man yet, that shall make you great.

Shal.

I cannot perceive how; unless you give me your doublet, and stuff me out with straw. I beseech you, good sir John, let me have five hundred of my thousand.

Fal.

Sir, I will be as good as my word: this that you heard, was but a colour.

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Shal.

A colour, I fear, that you will die in, sir John.

Fal.

Fear no colours; go with me to dinner. Come, lieutenant Pistol;—come Bardolph:—I shall be sent for soon at night.

Re-enter Prince John, the Chief Justice, Officers, &c.

Ch. Just.
Go, carry sir John Falstaff to the Fleet3 note;
Take all his company along with him.

Fal.
My lord, my lord,—

Ch. Just.
I cannot now speak: I will hear you soon.
Take them away.

Pist.
Si fortuna me tormenta, spero me contenta.
[Exeunt Fal. Shal. Pist. Bard. Page, and Officers.

P. John.
I like this fair proceeding of the king's:
He hath intent, his wonted followers
Shall all be very well provided for;
But all are banish'd, till their conversations
Appear more wise and modest to the world.

Ch. Just.
And so they are.

P. John.
The king hath call'd his parliament, my lord.

Ch. Just.
He hath.

P. John.
I will lay odds,—that, ere this year expire,
We bear our civil swords, and native fire,

-- 239 --


As far as France: I heard a bird so sing4 note

,
Whose musick, to my thinking, pleas'd the king.
Come, will you hence? [Exeunt5.10Q0027

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6 note.

EPILOGUE SPOKEN BY A DANCER.

FIRST, my fear; then, my court'sy: last my speech. My fear is, your displeasure; my court'sy, my duty; and my speech, to beg your pardons. If you look for a good speech now, you undo me: for what I have to say, is of mine own making; and what, indeed, I should say, will, I doubt, prove mine own marring. But to the purpose, and so to the venture.—Be it known to you, (as it is very well,) I was lately here in the end of a displeasing play, to pray your patience for it, and to promise you a better. I did mean, indeed, to pay you with this; which, if, like an ill venture, it come unluckily home, I break, and you, my gentle creditors, lose. Here, I promised you, I would be, and here I commit my body to your mercies: bate me some, and I will pay you some, and, as most debtors do, promise you infinitely.

If my tongue cannot entreat you to acquit me, will you command me to use my legs? and yet that were but light payment,—to dance out of your debt. But a good conscience will make any possible satisfaction, and so will I. All the gentlewomen here have forgiven me7 note; if the gentlemen will not, then the gentlemen do not agree with the gentlewomen, which was never seen before in such an assembly.

One word more, I beseech you. If you be not

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too much cloyed with fat meat, our humble author will continue the story, with Sir John in it, and make you merry with fair Katharine of France9 note: where, for any thing I know, Falstaff shall die of a sweat, unless already he be killed with your hard opinions; for Oldcastle died a martyr, and this is not the man. My tongue is weary; when my legs are too, I will bid you good night: and so kneel down before you;—but, indeed, to pray for the queen1 note













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.

note








note

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Volume 17: King Henry the Fifth

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Introductory matter

PRELIMINARY REMARKS.

This play was writ (as appears from a passage in the chorus to the fifth Act) at the time of the Earl of Essex's commanding the forces in Ireland in the reign of Queeh Elizabeth, and not till after Henry the Sixth had been played, as may be seen by the conclusion of this play. Pope.

The transactions comprised in this historical play commence about the latter end of the first, and terminate in the eighth year of this king's reign: when he married Katharine princess of France, and closed up the differences betwixt England and that crown. Theobald.

This play, in the quarto edition, 1608, is styled The Chronicle History of Henry, &c. which seems to have been the title anciently appropriated to all Shakspeare's historical dramas. So, in The Antipodes, a comedy, by R. Brome, 1638:


“These lads can act the emperors' lives all over,
“And Shakspeare's Chronicled Histories to boot.”

The players likewise, in the folio edition, 1623, rank these pieces under the title of Histories.

It is evident that a play on this subject had been performed before the year 1592. Nash, in Pierce Penniless his Supplication to the Devil, dated 1592, says: “&lblank; what a glorious thing it is to have Henry the Fift represented on the stage, leading the French king prisoner, and forcing both him and the Dolphin to sweare fealtie.”

Perhaps this is the same play as was thus entered in the books of the Stationers' company: “Tho. Strode] May 2, 1594. A booke entituled The famous Victories of Henry the Fift, containing the honorable Battle of Agincourt.” There are two more entries of a play of Henry V. viz. between 1596 and 1615, and one August 14th, 1600. I have two copies of it in my possession; one without date, (which seems much the elder of the two,) and another, (apparently printed from it,) dated 1617, though printed by Bernard Alsop, (who was printer of the other edition,) and sold by the same person, and at the same place. Alsop appears to have been a printer before the year 1600, and was afterwards one of the twenty appointed by decree of the Star-chamber to print for this kingdom. I believe, however, this piece to have been prior to that of Shakspeare, for several reasons. First, because it is highly probable that it is the very “displeasing play” alluded to in the epilogue to The Second Part of King Henry IV.—“for Oldcastle died a martyr.” Oldcastle is

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the Falstaff of the piece, which is despicable, and full of ribaldry and impiety from the first scene to the last.—Secondly, because Shakspeare seems to have taken not a few hints from it; for it comprehends, in some measure, the story of the two parts of Henry IV. as well as of Henry V. and no ignorance, I think, could debase the gold of Shakspeare into such dross; though no chemistry but that of Shakspeare could exalt such base metal into gold.—When the Prince of Wales, in Henry IV. calls Falstaff “my old lad of the Castle,” it is probably but a sneering allusion to the deserved fate which this performance met with; for there is no proof that our poet was ever obliged to change the name of Oldcastle into that of Falstaff, though there is an absolute certainty that this piece must have been condemned by any audience before whom it was ever represented.—Lastly, because it appears (as Dr. Farmer has observed) from the Jests of the famous comedian, Tarlton, 4to. 1611, that he had been particularly celebrated in the part of the Clown* note, in Henry V. and though this character does not exist in our play, we find it in the other, which, for the reasons already enumerated, I suppose to have been prior to this.

This anonymous play of Henry V. is neither divided into Acts or scenes, is uncommonly short, and has all the appearance of having been imperfectly taken down during the representation. As much of it appears to have been omitted, we may suppose that the author did not think it convenient for his reputation to publish a more ample copy.

There is, indeed, a play called Sir John Oldcastle, published in 1600, with the name of William Shakspeare prefixed to it. The prologue being very short, I shall quote it, as it serves to prove that a former piece, in which the character of Oldcastle was introduced, had given great offence:


“The doubtful title (gentlemen) prefixt
“Upon the argument we have in hand,
“May breed suspense, and wrongfully disturbe
“The peaceful quiet of your settled thoughts.

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“To stop which scruple, let this breefe suffice:
“It is no pamper'd glutton we present,
“Nor aged councellour to youthful sinne;
“But one, whose vertue shone above the rest,
“A valiant martyr, and a vertuous peere;
“In whose true faith and loyalty exprest
“Unto his soveraigne, and his countries weale,
“We strive to pay that tribute of our love
“Your favours merit: let faire truth be grac'd,
“Since forg'd invention former time defac'd.” Steevens.

The piece to which Nash alludes is the old anonymous play of King Henry V. which had been exhibited before the year 1588. Tarlton, the comedian, who performed in it both the parts of the Chief Justice and the Clown, having died in that year. It was entered on the Stationers' books in 1594, and, I believe, printed in that year, though I have not met with a copy of that date. An edition of it, printed in 1598, is in my collection. See also the notes at the end of Henry IV. Part I. vol. xvi. p. 410.

The play before us appears to have been written in the middle of the year 1599. See An Attempt to ascertain the Order of Shakspeare's Plays, vol. ii.

The old King Henry V. may be found among Six old Plays on which Shakspeare founded, &c. printed by S. Leacroft, 1778. Malone.

Of this play there were three quarto editions in our author's lifetime, 1600, 1602, and 1608. In all of them the choruses are omitted, and the play commences with the fourth speech of the second scene. Boswell.

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PERSONS REPRESENTED. King Henry the Fifth. Duke of Gloster [Duke of Gloucester], Brother to the King. Duke of Bedford, Brother to the King. Duke of Exeter, Uncle to the King. Duke of York, Cousin to the King. Earl of Salisbury, Earl of Wesmoreland, Earl of Warwick. Archbishop of Canterbury. Bishop of Ely. Earl of Cambridge, Conspirator against the King. Lord Scroop, Conspirator against the King. Sir Thomas Grey, Conspirator against the King. Sir Thomas Erpingham, Officer in King Henry's Army. Gower, Officer in King Henry's Army. Fluellen, Officer in King Henry's Army. Macmorris, Officer in King Henry's Army. Jamy, Officer in King Henry's Army. Bates, Soldier in the same. Court, Soldier in the same. Williams, Soldier in the same. Nym, formerly Servant to Falstaff, now Soldier in the same. Bardolph, formerly Servant to Falstaff, now Soldier in the same. Pistol, formerly Servant to Falstaff, now Soldier in the same. Boy, Servant to them. A Herald. Chorus. Charles the Sixth, King of France. Lewis, the Dauphin. Duke of Burgundy, Duke of Orleans, Duke of Bourbon. The Constable of France. Rambures, French Lord. Grandpree [Grandpre], French Lord. Governor of Harfleur. Montjoy, a French Herald. Ambassadors to the King of England. Isabel, Queen of France. Katharine, Daughter of Charles and Isabel. Alice, a Lady attending on the Princess Katharine. Quickly [Mrs. Quickly], Pistol's Wife, an Hostess. Lords, Ladies, Officers, French and English Soldiers, Messengers, and Attendants. [Messenger], [French Soldier] The SCENE, at the Beginning of the Play, lies in England; but afterwards, wholly in France.

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KING HENRY V.

CHORUS. Enter Chorus.
O, for a muse of fire, that would ascend
The brightest heaven of invention1 note

!
A kingdom for a stage, princes to act,
And monarchs to behold2 note
the swelling scene!
Then should the warlike Harry, like himself,
Assume the port of Mars; and, at his heels,
Leash'd in like hounds, should famine, sword, and fire,
Crouch for employment3 note


. But pardon, gentles all,

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The flat unraised spirit4 note that hath dar'd,
On this unworthy scaffold,to bring forth
So great an object: can this cockpit hold
The vasty fields of France? or may we cram
Within this wooden O5 note



the very casques,6 note





-- 255 --


That did affright the air at Agincourt7 note

?
O, pardon! since a crooked figure may
Attest, in little place, a million;
And let us, ciphers to this great accompt,
On your imaginary forces8 note work:
Suppose, within the girdle of these walls
Are now confin'd two mighty monarchies,
Whose high upreared and abutting fronts
The perilous, narrow ocean parts asunder9 note











.

-- 256 --


Piece out our imperfections with your thoughts;
Into a thousand parts divide one man1 note,
And make imaginary puissance2 note




:
Think, when we talk of horses, that you see them
Printing their proud hoofs i' the receiving earth:
For 'tis your thoughts that now must deck our kings,

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Carry them here and there3 note

; jumping o'er times4 note
;
Turning the accomplishment of many years
Into an hour-glass; For the which supply,
Admit me chorus to this history;
Who, prologue-like, your humble patience pray,
Gently to hear, kindly to judge, our play.

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ACT I. 5 note. SCENE I London6 note. An Ante-chamber in the King's Palace. Enter the Archbishop of Canterbury7 note, and Bishop of Ely8 note.

Cant.
My lord, I'll tell you,—that self bill is urg'd,
Which in the eleventh year o' the last king's reign
Was like, and had indeed against us pass'd,
But that the scambling and unquiet time9 note



-- 259 --


Did push it out of further question1 note


.

Ely.
But how, my lord, shall we resist it now?

Cant.
It must be thought on. If it pass against us,
We lose the better half of our possession:
For all the temporal lands, which men devout
By testament have given to the church,
Would they strip from us; being valued thus,—
As much as would maintain, to the king's honour,
Full fifteen earls, and fifteen hundred knights;
Six thousand and two hundred good esquires;
And, to relief of lazars, and weak age,
Of indigent faint souls, past corporal toil,
A hundred alms-houses, right well supplied;
And to the coffers of the king beside,
A thousand pounds by the year2 note: Thus runs the bill.

Ely.
This would drink deep.

Cant.
'Twould drink the cup and all.

Ely.
But what prevention?

Cant.
The king is full of grace, and fair regard.

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Ely.
And a true lover of the holy church.

Cant.
The courses of his youth promis'd it not.
The breath no sooner left his father's body,
But that his wildness, mortified in him,
Seem'd to die too3 note



: yea, at that very moment,
Consideration like an angel came4 note

,
And whipp'd the offending Adam out of him;
Leaving his body as a paradise,
To envelop and contain celestial spirits.
Never was such a sudden scholar made:
Never came reformation in a flood5 note,
With such a heady current6 note, scouring faults;
Nor never Hydra-headed wilfulness
So soon did lose his seat, and all at once,
As in this king.

Ely.
We are blessed in the change.

Cant.
Hear him but reason in divinity7 note

,

-- 261 --


And, all-admiring, with an inward wish
You would desire, the king were made a prelate:
Hear him debate of commonwealth affairs,
You would say,—it hath been all-in-all his study:
List his discourse of war, and you shall hear
A fearful battle render'd you in musick:
Turn him to any cause of policy,
The Gordian knot of it he will unloose,
Familiar as his garter; that, when he speaks,

-- 262 --


The air, a charter'd libertine, is still8 note




,
And the mute wonder lurketh in men's ears,
To steal his sweet and honeyed sentences;
So that the art and practick part of life9 note
Must be the mistress to this theorick1 note





:
Which is a wonder, how his grace should glean it,
Since his addiction was to courses vain:
His companies2 note unletter'd, rude, and shallow;
His hours fill'd up with riots, banquets, sports;
And never noted in him any study,
Any retirement, any sequestration
From open haunts and popularity3 note
.

-- 263 --

Ely.
The strawberry grows underneath the nettle4 note:
And wholesome berries thrive and ripen best,
Neighbour'd by fruit of baser quality:
And so the prince obscur'd his contemplation
Under the veil of wildness; which, no doubt,
Grew like the summer grass, fastest by night,
Unseen, yet crescive in his faculty5 note




.

Cant.
It must be so: for miracles are ceas'd;
And therefore we must needs admit the means,
How things are perfected.

Ely.
But, my good lord,
How now for mitigation of this bill
Urg'd by the commons? Doth his majesty
Incline to it, or no?

Cant.
He seems in indifferent;
Or, rather, swaying more upon our part6 note

,
Than cherishing the exhibiters against us:
For I have made an offer to his majesty,—
Upon our spiritual convocation;
And in regard of causes now in hand,
Which I have open'd to his grace at large,
As touching France,—to give a greater sum
Than ever at one time the clergy yet

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Did to his predecessors part withal.

Ely.
How did this offer seem receiv'd, my lord?

Cant.
With good acceptance of his majesty;
Save, that there was not time enough to hear
(As, I perceiv'd, his grace would fain have done,)
The severals, and unhidden passages7 note


Of his true titles to some certain dukedoms;
And, generally, to the crown and seat of France,
Deriv'd from Edward, his great grandfather.

Ely.
What was the impediment that broke this off?

Cant.
The French ambassador, upon that instant,
Crav'd audience: and the hour, I think, is come,
To give him hearing: Is it four o'clock?

Ely.
It is.

Cant.
Then go we in, to know his embassy;
Which I could, with a ready guess, declare,
Before the Frenchman speak a word of it.

Ely.
I'll wait upon you; and I long to hear it.
[Exeunt. SCENE II. The Same. A Room of State in the Same. Enter King Henry, Gloster, Bedford, Exeter, Warwick, Westmoreland, and Attendants.

K. Hen.
Where is my gracious lord of Canterbury?

Exe.
Not here in presence.

K. Hen.
Send for him, good uncle8 note

.

-- 265 --

West.
Shall we call in the ambassador, my liege9 note?

K. Hen.
Not yet, my cousin; we would be resolv'd,
Before we hear him, of some things of weight,
That task1 note our thoughts, concerning us and France.
Enter the Archbishop of Canterbury, and Bishop of Ely.

Cant.
God, and his angels, guard your sacred throne,
And make you long become it!

K. Hen.
Sure, we thank you.
My learned lord, we pray you to proceed:
And justly and religiously unfold,
Why the law Salique, that they have in France,
Or should, or should not, bar us in our claim.
And God forbid, my dear and faithful lord,
That you should fashion, wrest, or bow your reading,
Or nicely charge your understanding soul2 note

-- 266 --


With opening titles miscreate3 note, whose right
Suits not in native colours with the truth;
For God doth know, how many, now in health,
Shall drop their blood in approbation4 note




Of what your reverence shall incite us to:
Therefore take heed how you impawn our person5 note


,
How you awake the sleeping sword of war;
We charge you in the name of God, take heed:
For never two such kingdoms did contend,
Without much fall of blood; whose guiltless drops
Are every one a woe, a sore complaint,
'Gainst him, whose wrongs give edge unto the swords

-- 267 --


That make such waste in brief mortality6 note
.
Under this conjuration7 note
, speak, my lord:
And we will hear, note, and believe in heart,
That what you speak is in your conscience wash'd
As pure as sin with baptism.

Cant.
Then hear me, gracious sovereign,—and you peers,
That owe your lives, your faith, and services* note,
To this imperial throne;—There is no bar8 note


To make against your highness' claim to France,
But this, which they produce from Pharamond,—
In terram Salicam mulieres nè succedant,
No woman shall succeed in Salique land:
Which Salique land the French unjustly gloze9 note


,
To be the realm of France, and Pharamond
The founder of this law and female bar.
Yet their own authors faithfully affirm,

-- 268 --


That the land Salique lies in Germany,
Between the floods of Sala and of Elbe:
Where Charles the great, having subdued the Saxons,
There left behind and settled certain French;
Who, holding in disdain the German women,
For some dishonest manners of their life,
Establish'd there this law,—to wit, no female
Should be inheritrix in Salique land;
Which Salique, as I said, 'twixt Elbe and Sala,
Is at this day in Germany call'd—Meisen.
Thus doth it well appear, the Salique law
Was not devised for the realm of France:
Nor did the French possess the Salique land
Until four hundred one and twenty years
After defunction of king Pharamond,
Idly suppos'd the founder of this law;
Who died within the year of our redemption
Four hundred twenty-six; and Charles the great
Subdued the Saxons, and did seat the French
Beyond the river Sala, in the year
Eight hundred five. Besides, their writers say,
King Pepin, which deposed Childerick,
Did, as heir general, being descended
Of Blithild, which was daughter to king Clothair,
Make claim and title to the crown of France.
Hugh Capet also,—that usurp'd the crown
Of Charles the duke of Lorain, sole heir male
Of the true line and stock of Charles the great,—
To fine his title with some show of truth1 note







,

-- 269 --


(Though, in pure truth, it was corrupt and naught,)
Convey'd himself2 note as heir to the lady Lingare,
Daughter to Charlemain, who was the son
To Lewis the emperor, and Lewis the son
Of Charles the great3 note




. Also king Lewis the tenth4 note

,

-- 270 --


Who was sole heir to the usurper Capet,
Could not keep quiet in his conscience,
Wearing the crown of France, till satisfied
That fair queen Isabel, his grandmother,
Was lineal of the lady Ermengare,
Daughter to Charles the foresaid duke of Lorain:
By the which marriage, the line of Charles the great
Was-reunited to the crown of France.
So that, as clear as is the summer's sun,
King Pepin's title, and Hugh Capet's claim,
King Lewis his satisfaction5 note, all appear

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To hold in right and title of the female:
So do the kings of France unto this day;
Howbeit they would hold up this Salique law,
To bar your highness claiming from the female;
And rather choose to hide them in a net,
Than amply to imbare their crooked titles6 note









-- 272 --


Usurp'd from you and your progenitors.

K. Hen.
May I, with right and conscience, make this claim?

Cant.
The sin upon my head, dread sovereign!
For in the book of Numbers is it writ,—
When the son dies, let the inheritance
Descend unto the daughter. Gracious lord,
Stand for your own; unwind your bloody flag;
Look back unto your mighty ancestors:
Go, my dread lord, to your great grandsire's tomb* note,
From whom you claim; invoke his warlike spirit,
And your great uncle's, Edward the black prince;
Who on the French ground play'd a tragedy,
Making defeat on the full power of France;
Whiles his most mighty father on a hill
Stood smiling, to behold his lion's whelp
Forage in blood of French nobility7 note
.
O noble English, that could entertain
With half their forces the full pride† note of France;

-- 273 --


And let another half stand laughing by,
All out of work, and cold for action8 note


!

Ely.
Awake remembrance of these valiant dead,
And with your puissant arm renew their feats:
You are their heir, you sit upon their throne;
The blood and courage, that renowned them,
Runs in your veins; and my thrice-puissant liege
Is in the very May-morn of his youth,
Ripe for exploits and mighty enterprizes.

Exe.
Your brother kings and monarchs of the earth
Do all expect that you should rouse yourself,
As did the former lions of your blood.

West.
They know, your grace hath cause, and means, and might;
So hath your highness9 note





; never king of England

-- 274 --


Had nobles richer, and more loyal subjects;
Whose hearts have left their bodies here in England,
And lie pavilion'd in the fields of France.

Cant.
O, let their bodies follow, my dear liege,
With blood1 note

, and sword, and fire, to win your right:
In aid whereof, we of the spiritualty
Will raise your highness such a mighty sum,
As never did the clergy at one time
Bring in to any of your ancestors.

K. Hen.
We must not only arm to invade the French;
But lay down our proportions to defend
Against the Scot, who will make road upon us
With all advantages.

Cant.
They of those marches2 note
, gracious sovereign,
Shall be a wall sufficient to defend
Our inland from the pilfering borderers.

K. Hen.
We do not mean the coursing snatchers* note only,
But fear the main intendment of the Scot3 note

,

-- 275 --


Who hath been still a giddy neighbour4 note to us;
For you shall read, that my great grandfather
Never went with his forces into France5 note
















,
But that the Scot on his unfurnish'd kingdom
Came pouring, like the tide into a breach,
With ample and brim fulness of his force;
Galling the gleaned land with hot essays;
Girding with grievous siege, castles and towns;
That England, being empty of defence,
Hath shook, and trembled at the bruit thereof* note.

Cant.
She hath been then more fear'd6 note


than harm'd, my liege:

-- 276 --


For hear her but exampled by herself,—
When all her chivalry hath been in France,
And she a mourning widow of her nobles,
She hath herself not only well defended,
But taken, and impounded as a stray,
The king of Scots; whom she did send to France* note,
To fill king Edward's fame with prisoner kings;
And make your chronicle as rich with praise8 note

,
As is the ooze and bottom of the sea
With sunken wreck and sumless treasuries9 note
.

West.
But there's a saying, very old and true1 note

,—
If that you will France win,
Then with Scotland first begin2 note

:

-- 277 --


For once the eagle England being in prey,
To her unguarded nest the weasel Scot
Comes sneaking, and so sucks her princely eggs;
Playing the mouse in absence of the cat,
To spoil and havock more than she can eat3 note.

Exe.
It follows then, the cat must stay at home:
Yet that is but a curs'd necessity4 note









:

-- 278 --


Since we have locks to safeguard necessaries,
And pretty traps5 note


to catch the petty thieves,
While that the armed hand doth fight abroad,
The advised head defends itself at home:
For government, though high, and low, and lower6 note,
Put into parts, doth keep in one concent7 note





;

-- 279 --


Congruing8 note



in a full and natural close,
Like musick.

Cant.
True: therefore doth heaven divide
The state of man in divers functions,
Setting endeavour in continual motion;
To which is fixed, as an aim or butt,
Obedience9 note

: for so work the honey bees;
Creatures, that, by a rule in nature, teach
The act of order1 note

to a peopled kingdom.
They have a king2 note
, and officers of sorts3 note

:

-- 280 --


Where some, like magistrates, correct at home;
Others, like merchants, venture trade abroad4 note;

-- 281 --


Others, like soldiers, armed in their stings,
Make boot upon the summer's velvet buds;
Which pillage they with merry march bring home
To the tent-royal of their emperor:
Who, busied in his majesty, surveys
The singing masons5 note building roofs of gold;
The civil6 note citizens kneading up the honey7 note

;
The poor mechanick porters crouding in
Their heavy burdens at his narrow gate;
The sad-ey'd justice, with his surly hum,
Delivering up to éxecutors8 note


pale

-- 282 --


The lazy yawning drone. I this infer,—
That many things, having full reference
To one concent, may work contrariously;
As many arrows, loosed several ways,
Fly to one mark;
As many several ways meet in one town;
As many fresh streams run in one self sea;
As many lines close in the dial's center;
So may a thousand actions, once afoot,
End in one purpose, and be all well borne
Without defeat9 note
. Therefore to France, my liege.
Divide your happy England into four;
Whereof take you one quarter into France,
And you withal shall make all Gallia shake.
If we, with thrice that power left at home,
Cannot defend our own door from the dog,
Let us be worried; and our nation lose
The name of hardiness, and policy.

K. Hen.
Call in the messengers sent from the Dauphin. [Exit an Attendant. The King ascends his Throne.
Now are we well resolv'd: and,—by God's help;
And yours, the noble sinews of our power,—
France being ours, we'll bend it to our awe,
Or break it all to pieces: Or there we'll sit,
Ruling in large and ample empery1 note
,
O'er France, and all her almost kingly dukedoms;
Or lay these bones in an unworthy urn,

-- 283 --


Tombless, with no remembrance over them:
Either our history shall, with full mouth,
Speak freely of our acts; or else our grave,
Like Turkish mute, shall have a tongueless mouth,
Not worship'd with a paper epitaph2 note
















.

-- 284 --

Enter Ambassadors of France.
Now are we well prepar'd to know the pleasure
Of our fair cousin Dauphin; for, we hear,
Your greeting is from him, not from the king.

Amb.
May it please your majesty, to give us leave

-- 285 --


Freely to render what we have in charge;
Or shall we sparingly show you far off,
The Dauphin's meaning* note, and our embassy?

K. Hen.
We are no tyrant, but a Christian king;
Unto whose grace our passion is as subject,
As are our wretches fetter'd in our prisons:
Therefore, with frank and with uncurbed plainness,
Tell us the Dauphin's mind.

Amb.
Thus then, in few.
Your highness, lately sending into France,
Did claim some certain dukedoms, in the right
Of your great predecessor, king Edward the third.
In answer of which claim, the prince our master
Says,—that you savour too much of your youth;
And bids you be advis'd, there's nought in France,
That can be with a nimble galliard won3 note
















;
You cannot revel into dukedoms there:
He therefore sends you, meeter for your spirit,
This tun of treasure; and, in lieu of this,
Desires you, let the dukedoms, that you claim,

-- 286 --


Hear no more of you. This the Dauphin speaks.

K. Hen.
What treasure, uncle?

Exe.
Tennis-balls, my liege4 note.

K. Hen.
We are glad, the Dauphin is so pleasant with us5 note











;
His present, and your pains, we thank you for:
When we have match'd our rackets to these balls,
We will, in France, by God's grace, play a set,
Shall strike his father's crown into the hazard:
Tell him, he hath made a match with such a wrangler,
That all the courts of France will be disturb'd
With chaces6 note

. And we understand him well,
How he comes o'er us with our wilder days,
Not measuring what use we made of them.

-- 287 --


We never valu'd this poor seat of England7 note





;
And therefore, living hence8 note








, did give ourself

-- 288 --


To barbarous license; As 'tis ever common,
That men are merriest when they are from home.
But tell the Dauphin,—I will keep my state;
Be like a king, and show my sail of greatness,
When I do rouse me in my throne of France:
For that I have laid by9 note

my majesty,
And plodded like a man for working days;
But I will rise there with so full a glory,
That I will dazzle all the eyes of France,
Yea, strike the Dauphin blind to look on us.
And tell the pleasant prince,—this mock of his
Hath turn'd his balls to gun-stones1 note

; and his soul
Shall stand sore charged for the wasteful vengeance
That shall fly with them: for many a thousand widows
Shall this his mock mock out of their dear husbands;
Mock mothers from their sons, mock castles down;
And some are yet ungotten, and unborn,
That shall have cause to curse the Dauphin's scorn.
But this lies all within the will of God,
To whom I do appeal; And in whose name,
Tell you the Dauphin I am coming on,
To venge me as I may, and to put forth

-- 289 --


My rightful hand in a well-hallow'd cause.
So, get you hence in peace; and tell the Dauphin,
His jest will savour but of shallow wit,
When thousands weep, more than did laugh at it.—
Convey them with safe conduct.—Fare you well. [Exeunt Ambassadors.

Exe.
This was a merry message.

K. Hen.
We hope to make the sender blush at it. [Descends from his Throne.
Therefore, my lords, omit no happy hour,
That may give furtherance to our expedition:
For we have now no thought in us but France;
Save those to God, that run before our business.
Therefore, let our proportions for these wars
Be soon collected; and all things thought upon,
That may, with reasonable swiftness, add
More feathers to our wings2 note


; for, God before,
We'll chide this Dauphin at his father's door.
Therefore, let every man now task his thought3 note


,
That this fair action may on foot be brought. [Exeunt. ACT II. Enter Chorus.

Chor.
Now all the youth of England4 note are on fire,
And silken dalliance in the wardrobe lies;

-- 290 --


Now thrive the armourers, and honour's thought
Reigns solely in the breast of every man:
They sell the pasture now to buy the horse;
Following the mirror of all Christian kings,
With winged heels, as English Mercuries.
For now sits Expectation in the air;
And hides a sword, from hilts unto the point,
With crowns imperial, crowns, and coronets5 note



,
Promis'd to Harry, and his followers.
The French, advis'd by good intelligence
Of this most dreadful preparation,
Shake in their fear; and with pale policy
Seek to divert the English purposes.
O England!—model to thy inward greatness,
Like little body with a mighty heart,—
What might'st thou do, that honour would thee do,

-- 291 --


Were all thy children kind and natural!
But see thy fault! France hath in thee found out
A nest of hollow bosoms, which he fills6 note






With treacherous crowns: and three corrupted men,—
One, Richard earl of Cambridge7 note; and the second,
Henry lord Scroop8 note of Marsham; and the third,
Sir Thomas Grey knight of Northumberland,—
Have, for the gilt of France9 note




, (O guilt, indeed!)
Confirm'd conspiracy with fearful France;
And by their hands this grace of kings1 note




must die,

-- 292 --


(If hell and treason hold their promises,)
Ere he take ship for France, and in Southampton.
Linger your patience on; and well digest2 note


The abuse of distance, while we force a play3 note.
The sum is paid; the traitors are agreed;
The king is set from London; and the scene
Is now transported, gentles, to Southampton:
There is the playhouse now4 note
















, there must you sit:

-- 293 --


And thence to France shall we convey you safe,
And bring you back, charming the narrow seas5 note





To give you gentle pass; for, if we may,
We'll not offend one stomach6 note with our play.
But, till the king come forth7 note






, and not till then,
Unto Southampton do we shift our scene. [Exit.

-- 294 --

SCENE I. The Same. Eastcheap. Enter Nym and Bardolph.

Bard.

Well met, corporal Nym.

Nym.

Good morrow, lieutenant Bardolph8 note

.

Bard.

What, are ancient Pistol and you friends yet?

-- 295 --

Nym.

For my part, I care not: I say little; but when time shall serve, there shall be smiles9 note



;—but that shall be as it may. I dare not fight; but I will wink, and hold out mine iron: It is a simple one; but what though? it will toast cheese; and it will endure cold as another man's sword will: and there's the humour of it1 note.

Bard.

I will bestow a breakfast, to make you friends; and we'll be all three sworn brothers to France2 note

; let it be so, good corporal Nym.

-- 296 --

Nym.

'Faith, I will live so long as I may, that's the certain of it; and when I cannot live any longer, I will do as I may3 note: that is my rest4 note, that is the rendezvous of it.

Bard.

It is certain, corporal, that he is married to Nell Quickly: and, certainly, she did you wrong; for you were troth-plight to her.

Nym.

I cannot tell; things must be as they may: men may sleep, and they may have their throats about them at that time; and, some say, knives have edges. It must be as it may: though patience be a tired mare5 note

, yet she will plod. There must be conclusions. Well, I cannot tell.

Enter Pistol and Mrs. Quickly.

Bard.

Here comes ancient Pistol, and his wife:— good corporal, be patient here.—How now, mine host Pistol?

Pist.
Base tike6 note




, call'st thou me—host?

-- 297 --


Now, by this hand I swear, I scorn the term;
Nor shall my Nell keep lodgers.

Quick.

No, by my troth, not long: for we cannot lodge and board a dozen or fourteen gentle women, that live honestly by the prick of their needles, but it will be thought we keep a bawdy-house straight. [Nym draws his sword.] O Lord! here's corporal Nym's7 note




—now shall we have wilful

-- 298 --

adultery and murder committed. Good lieutenant Bardolph8 note,—good corporal, offer nothing here.

-- 299 --

Nym.

Pish!

Pist.

Pish for thee, Iceland dog9 note








! thou prick-eared cur1 note


of Iceland!

-- 300 --

Quick.

Good corporal Nym, show the valour of a man, and put up thy sword.

Nym.

Will you shog off2 note





? I would have you solus.

[Sheathing his sword.

Pist.
Solus, egregious dog? O viper vile!
The solus in thy most marvellous face;
The solus in thy teeth, and in thy throat,
And in thy hateful lungs, yea, in thy maw, perdy3 note


;

-- 301 --


And, which is worse, within thy nasty mouth4 note
!
I do retort the solus in thy bowels:
For I can take5 note

, and Pistol's cock is up,
And flashing fire will follow.

Nym.

I am not Barbason; you cannot conjure me6 note. I have an humour to knock you indifferently well: If you grow foul with me, Pistol, I will scour you with my rapier, as I may, in fair terms: if you would walk off, I would prick your guts a little, in good terms, as I may; and that's the humour of it.

Pist.
O braggard vile, and damned furious wight!
The grave doth gape, and doting death is near7 note;
Therefore exhale8 note



. [Pistol and Nym draw.

-- 302 --

Bard.

Hear me, hear me what I say:—he that strikes the first stroke, I'll run him up to the hilts, as I am a soldier.

[Draws.

Pist.
An oath of mickle might; and fury shall abate.
Give me thy fist, thy fore-foot to me give;
Thy spirits are most tall.

Nym.

I will cut thy throat, one time or other, in fair terms; that is the humour of it.

Pist.
Coupe le gorge, that's the word?—I thee defy again.
O hound of Crete9 note

, think'st thou my spouse to get?
No; to the spital go;
And from the powdering tub of infamy
Fetch forth the lazar kite of Cressid's kind1 note





,
Doll Tear-sheet she by name, and her espouse:
I have, and I will hold, the quondam Quickly
For the only she; and—Pauca, there's enough2 note.

-- 303 --

Enter the Boy.

Boy.

Mine host Pistol, you must come to my master,—and you, hostess3 note;—he is very sick, and would to bed.—Good Bardolph, put thy nose between his sheets, and do the office of a warming-pan: 'faith, he's very ill.

Bard.

Away, you rogue.

Quick.

By my troth, he'll yield the crow a pudding one of these days: the king has killed his heart.—Good husband, come home presently.

[Exeunt Mrs. Quickly and Boy.

Bard.

Come, shall I make you two friends? We must to France together; Why, the devil, should we keep knives to cut one another's throats?

Pist.

Let floods o'erswell, and fiends for food howl on!

Nym.

You'll pay me the eight shillings I won of you at betting?

Pist.

Base is the slave that pays4 note
.

Nym.

That now I will have; that's the humour of it.

Pist.

As manhood shall compound; Push home.

Bard.

By this sword, he that makes the first thrust, I'll kill him; by this sword, I will.

Pist.

Sword is an oath, and oaths must have their course.

Bard.

Corporal Nym, an thou wilt be friends, be friends: an thou wilt not, why then be enemies with me too. Pr'ythee, put up.

-- 304 --

Nym.

I shall have my eight shillings, I won of you at betting?

Pist.
A noble shalt thou have, and present pay;
And liquor likewise will I give to thee,
And friendship shall combine, and brotherhood:
I'll live by Nym, and Nym shall live by me;—
Is not this just?—for I shall sutler be
Unto the camp, and profits will accrue.
Give me thy hand.

Nym.

I shall have my noble?

Pist.

In cash most justly paid.

Nym.

Well then, that's the humour of it.

Re-enter Mrs. Quickly.

Quick.

As ever you came of women, come in quickly to sir John: Ah, poor heart! he is so shaked5 note
of a burning quotidian tertian, that it is
most lamentable to behold. Sweet men, come to him.

Nym.

The king hath run bad humours on the knight, that's the even of it.

Pist.
Nym, thou hast spoke the right;
His heart is fracted, and corroborate.

Nym.

The king is a good king: but it must be as it may; he passes some humours, and careers.

Pist.

Let us condole the knight; for, lambkins we will live6 note

.

[Exeunt.

-- 305 --

SCENE II. Southampton. A Council-Chamber. Enter Exeter, Bedford, and Westmoreland.

Bed.
'Fore God, his grace is bold, to trust these traitors.

Exe.
They shall be apprehended by and by.

West.
How smooth and even they do bear themselves!
As if allegiance in their bosoms sat,
Crowned with faith, and constant loyalty.

Bed.
The king hath note of all that they intend,
By interception which they dream not of.

Exe.
Nay, but the man that was his bedfellow7 note








,

-- 306 --


Whom he hath cloy'd and grac'd8 note with princely favours.—
That he should, for a foreign purse, so sell
His sovereign's life to death and treachery9 note
! Trumpet sounds. Enter King Henry, Scroop, Cambridge, Grey, Lords, and Attendants.

K. Hen.
Now sits the wind fair, and we will aboard.
My lord of Cambridge,—and my kind lord of Masham,—
And you, my gentle knight,—give me your thoughts:
Think you not, that the powers we bear with us,
Will cut their passage through the force of France;
Doing the execution, and the act,
For which we have in head assembled them1 note


?

Scroop.
No doubt, my liege, if each man do his best.

K. Hen.
I doubt not that: since we are well persuaded,
We carry not a heart with us from hence,
That grows not in a fair concent with ours2 note


;

-- 307 --


Nor leave not one behind, that doth not wish
Success and conquest to attend on us.

Cam.
Never was monarch better fear'd, and lov'd,
Than is your majesty; there's not, I think, a subject,
That sits in heart-grief and uneasiness
Under the sweet shade of your government.

Grey.
Even those, that were your father's enemies,
Have steep'd their galls in honey; and do serve you
With hearts create3 note of duty and of zeal.

K. Hen.
We therefore have great cause of thankfulness;
And shall forget the office of our hand4 note,
Sooner than quittance of desert and merit,
According to the weight and worthiness.

Scroop.
So service shall with steeled sinews toil;
And labour shall refresh itself with hope,
To do your grace incessant services.

K. Hen.
We judge no less.—Uncle of Exeter,
Enlarge the man committed yesterday,
That rail'd against our person: we consider,
It was excess of wine that set him on;
And, on his more advice5 note

, we pardon him.

Scroop.
That's mercy, but too much security:
Let him be punish'd, sovereign; lest example
Breed, by his sufferance, more of such a kind.

-- 308 --

K. Hen.
O, let us yet be merciful.

Cam.
So may your highness, and yet punish too.

Grey.
Sir, you show great mercy, if you give him life,
After the taste of much correction.

K. Hen.
Alas, your too much love and care of me
Are heavy orisons 'gainst this poor wretch.
If little faults, proceeding on distemper6 note



,
Shall not be wink'd at, how shall we stretch our eye7 note,
When capital crimes, chew'd, swallow'd, and digested,
Appear before us?—We'll yet enlarge that man,
Though Cambridge, Scroop, and Grey,—in their dear care,
And tender preservation of our person,—
Would have him punish'd. And now to our French causes;
Who are the late commissioners8 note?

-- 309 --

Cam.
I one, my lord;
Your highness bade me ask for it to-day.

Scroop.
So did you me, my liege.

Grey.
And me, my royal sovereign.

K. Hen.
Then, Richard, earl of Cambridge, there is yours:—
There yours, lord Scroop of Masham:—and, sir knight,
Grey of Northumberland, this same is yours:—
Read them; and know, I know your worthiness.—
My lord of Westmoreland,—and uncle Exeter,—
We will aboard to-night.—Why, how now, gentlemen?
What see you in those papers, that you lose
So much complexion?—look ye, how they change!
Their cheeks are paper.—Why, what read you there,
That hath so cowarded and chas'd your blood
Out of appearance?

Cam.
I do confess my fault;
And do submit me to your highness' mercy.

Grey. Scroop.
To which we all appeal.

K. Hen.
The mercy that was quick9 note in us but late,
By your own counsel is suppress'd and kill'd;
You must not dare, for shame, to talk of mercy;
For your own reasons turn into your bosoms,
As dogs upon their masters, worrying them* note.—
See you, my princes, and my noble peers,
These English monsters! My lord of Cambridge here,—
You know, how apt our love was, to accord
To furnish him1 note with all appertinents
Belonging to his honour; and this man
Hath, for a few light crowns, lightly conspir'd,
And sworn unto the practices of France,

-- 310 --


To kill us here in Hampton: to the which,
This knight, no less for bounty bound to us
Than Cambridge is,—hath likewise sworn.—But O!
What shall I say to thee, lord Scroop; thou cruel,
Ingrateful, savage and inhuman creature!
Thou that didst bear the key of all my counsels,
That knew'st the very bottom of my soul,
That almost might'st have coin'd me into gold,
Would'st thou have practis'd on me for thy use?
May it be possible, that foreign hire
Could out of thee extract one spark of evil,
That might annoy my finger? 'tis so strange,
That though the truth of it stands off as gross
As black from white1 note
, my eye will scarcely see it.
Treason, and murder, ever kept together,
As two yoke-devils sworn to either's purpose,
Working so grossly3 note in a natural cause,
That admiration did not whoop at them2 note:
But thou, 'gainst all proportion, didst bring in
Wonder to wait on treason, and on murder:
And whatsoever cunning fiend it was,
That wrought upon thee so preposterously,
Hath got the voice in hell for excellence:
And other devils that suggest by treasons,
Do botch and bungle up damnation
With patches, colours, and with forms being fetch'd
From glistering semblances of piety:
But he, that temper'd thee4 note

, bade thee stand up,

-- 311 --


Gave thee no instance why thou should'st do treason,
Unless to dub thee with the name of traitor.
If that same dæmon, that hath gull'd thee thus,
Should with his lion gait walk the whole world,
He might return to vasty Tartar5 note




back,
And tell the legions—I can never win
A soul so easy as that Englishman's.
O, how hast thou with jealousy infected
The sweetness of affiance6 note
! Show men dutiful?
Why, so didst thou: Seem they grave and learned?
Why, so didst thou: Come they of noble family?
Why, so didst thou: Seem they religious?
Why, so didst thou: Or are they spare in diet;
Free from gross passion, or of mirth, or anger;
Constant in spirit, not swerving with the blood;
Garnish'd and deck'd in modest complement7 note

;

-- 312 --


Not working with the eye without the ear8 note,
And, but in purged judgment trusting neither?
Such and so finely bolted, didst thou seem9 note

:
And thus thy fall hath left a kind of blot,
To mark the full-fraught man, and best indued1 note









,
With some suspicion. I will weep for thee;
For this revolt of thine, methinks, is like
Another fall of man.—Their faults are open,

-- 313 --


Arrest them to the answer of the law;—
And God acquit them of their practices!

Exe.

I arrest thee of high treason, by the name of Richard earl of Cambridge.

I arrest thee of high treason, by the name of Henry lord Scroop2 note
, of Masham.

I arrest thee of high treason, by the name of Thomas Grey, knight of Northumberland.

Scroop.
Our purposes God justly hath discover'd;
And I repent my fault more than my death;
Which I beseech your highness to forgive,
Although my body pay the price of it.

Cam.
For me,—the gold of France did not seduce3 note;
Although I did admit it as a motive,
The sooner to effect what I intended:
But God be thanked for prevention;
Which I in sufferance heartily will rejoice4 note,

-- 314 --


Beseeching God and you to pardon me.

Grey.
Never did faithful subject more rejoice
At the discovery of most dangerous treason,
Than I do at this hour joy o'er myself,
Prevented from a damned enterprize:
My fault5 note

, but not my body, pardon, sovereign.

K. Hen.
God quit you in his mercy! Hear your sentence.
You have conspir'd against our royal person,
Join'd with an enemy proclaim'd6 note, and from his coffers
Receiv'd the golden earnest of our death;
Wherein you would have sold your king to slaughter,
His princes and his peers to servitude,
His subjects to oppression and contempt,
And his whole kingdom into desolation.
Touching our person, seek we no revenge;
But we our kingdom's safety must so tender,
Whose ruin you three sought, that to her laws
We do deliver you. Get you therefore hence7 note,
Poor miserable wretches, to your death:
The taste whereof, God, of his mercy, give you

-- 315 --


Patience to endure, and true repentance
Of all your dear offences!—Bear them hence. [Exeunt Conspirators, guarded.
Now, lords, for France; the enterprize whereof
Shall be to you, as us, like glorious.
We doubt not of a fair and lucky war;
Since God so graciously hath brought to light
This dangerous treason, lurking in our way,
To hinder our beginnings, we doubt not now,
But every rub is smoothed on our way.
Then, forth, dear countrymen; let us deliver
Our puissance into the hand of God,
Putting it straight in expedition.
Cheerly to sea; the signs of war advance8 note
:
No king of England, if not king of France9 note
. [Exeunt. SCENE III. London. Mrs. Quickly's House in Eastcheap. Enter Pistol, Mrs. Quickly, Nym, Bardolph, and Boy.

Quick.

Pry'thee, honey-sweet husband, let me bring thee to Staines1 note

.

Pist.
No; for my manly heart doth yearn.—

-- 316 --


Bardolph, be blithe;—Nym, rouse thy vaunting veins;
Boy, bristle thy courage up; for Falstaff he is dead,
And we must yearn therefore.

Bard.

'Would I were with him, wheresome'er he is, either in heaven, or in hell!

Quick.

Nay, sure, he's not in hell; he's in Arthur's bosom, if ever man went to Arthur's bosom. 'A made a finer end3 note



, and went away, an it had been any christom child4 note





; 'a parted even just between

-- 317 --

twelve and one, e'en at turning o' the tide5 note: for after I saw him fumble with the sheets6 note










, and play

-- 318 --

with flowers, and smile upon his finger's ends, I knew there was but one way7 note



; for his nose was as
sharp as a pen, and 'a babbled of green fields8 note

.

-- 319 --

How now, sir John? quoth I: what, man! be of good cheer. So 'a cried out—God, God, God!

-- 320 --

three or four times: now I, to comfort him, bid him, 'a should not think of God9 note

; I hoped, there
was no need to trouble himself with any such thoughts yet: So, 'a bade me lay more clothes on his feet: I put my hand into the bed, and felt them, and they were as cold as any stone; then I felt to his knees, and so upward, and upward, and all was as cold as any stone1 note

.

-- 321 --

Nym.

They say, he cried out of sack.

Quick.

Ay, that 'a did.

Bard.

And of women.

Quick.

Nay, that 'a did not.

Boy.

Yes, that 'a did; and said, they were devils incarnate.

Quick.

'A could never abide carnation2 note

; 'twas a colour he never liked.

Boy.

'A said once, the devil would have him about women.

-- 322 --

Quick.

'A did in some sort, indeed, handle women: but then he was rheumatick3 note; and talked of the whore of Babylon.

Boy.

Do you not remember, 'a saw a flea stick upon Bardolph's nose; and 'a said it was a black soul burning in hell-fire?

Bard.

Well, the fuel is gone, that maintained that fire: that's all the riches I got in his service.

Nym.

Shall we shog off; the king will be gone from Southampton.

Pist.
Come, let's away.—My love, give me thy lips.
Look to my chattels, and my moveables:
Let senses rule4 note


; the word is, Pitch and pay5 note








;
Trust none;

-- 323 --


For oaths are straws, men's faiths are wafer-cakes,
And hold-fast is the only dog6 note, my duck;
Therefore, caveto be thy counsellor7 note


.
Go, clear thy chrystals8 note









.—Yoke-fellows in arms,
Let us to France! like horse-leeches, my boys;
To suck, to suck, the very blood to suck!

Boy.
And that is but unwholesome food, they say,

Pist.
Touch her soft mouth, and march.

-- 324 --

Bard.

Farewell, hostess.

[Kissing her.

Nym.

I cannot kiss, that is the humour of it; but adieu.

Pist.
Let housewifery appear; keep close9 note






, I thee command.

Quick.

Farewell; adieu.

[Exeunt.

-- 325 --

SCENE IV. France. A Room in the French King's Palace. Enter the French King attended; the Dauphin, the Duke of Burgundy, the Constable, and Others.

Fr. King.
Thus come the English with full power upon us;
And more than carefully it us concerns1 note,
To answer royally in our defences.
Therefore the dukes of Berry, and of Bretagne,
Of Brabant, and of Orleans, shall make forth,—
And you, prince Dauphin,—with all swift despatch,
To line, and new repair, our towns of war,
With men of courage, and with means defendant:
For England his approaches makes as fierce,
As waters to the sucking of a gulph.
It fits us then to be as provident
As fear may teach us, out of late examples
Left by the fatal and neglected English
Upon our fields.

Dau.
My most redoubted father,
It is most meet we arm us 'gainst the foe:
For peace itself should not so dull a kingdom2 note
,
(Though war, nor no known quarrel, were in question,)
But that defences, musters, preparations,
Should be maintain'd, assembled, and collected,
As were a war in expectation.

-- 326 --


Therefore, I say, 'tis meet we all go forth,
To view the sick and feeble parts of France:
And let us do it with no show of fear;
No, with no more, than if we heard that England
Were busied3 note with a Whitsun morris dance:
For, my good liege, she is so idly king'd4 note
,
Her scepter so fantastically borne
By a vain, giddy, shallow, humorous youth,
That fear attends her not.

Con.
O peace, prince Dauphin!
You are too much mistaken in this king5 note:
Question your grace the late ambassadors,—
With what great state he heard their embassy,
How well supplied with noble counsellors,
How modest in exception6 note, and, withal,
How terrible in constant resolution,—
And you shall find, his vanities forespent
Were but the outside of the Roman Brutus,
Covering discretion with a coat of folly7 note












;

-- 327 --


As gardeners do with ordure hide those roots
That shall first spring, and be most delicate.

Dau.
Well, 'tis not so, my lord high constable,
But though we think it so, it is no matter:
In cases of defence, 'tis best to weigh
The enemy more mighty than he seems,
So the proportions of defence are fill'd;

-- 328 --


Which, of a weak and niggardly projection8 note



,
Doth like a miser, spoil his coat, with scanting
A little cloth.

Fr. King.
Think we king Harry strong;
And, princes, look, you strongly arm to meet him.
The kindred of him hath been flesh'd upon us;
And he is bred out of that bloody strain9 note
,
That haunted us1 note in our familiar paths:
Witness our too much memorable shame,
When Cressy battle fatally was struck2 note



,

-- 329 --


And all our princes captiv'd, by the hand
Of that black name, Edward black prince of Wales;
Whiles that his mountain sire,—on mountain standing3 note










,
Up in the air, crown'd with the golden sun4 note



,—
Saw his heroical seed, and smil'd to see him
Mangle the work of nature, and deface

-- 330 --


The patterns that by God and by French fathers
Had twenty years been made. This is a stem
Of that victorious stock; and let us fear
The native mightiness and fate of him5 note


. Enter a Messenger.

Mess.
Ambassadors from Henry King of England
Do crave admittance to your majesty.

Fr. King.
We'll give them present audience. Go, and bring them. [Exeunt Mess. and certain Lords.
You see, this chase is hotly follow'd, friends.

Dau.
Turn head, and stop pursuit: for coward dogs
Most spend their mouths6 note, when what they seem to threaten,
Runs far before them. Good my sovereign,
Take up the English short; and let them know
Of what a monarchy you are the head:
Self-love, my liege, is not so vile a sin
As self-neglecting.
Re-enter Lords, with Exeter and Train.

Fr. King.
From our brother England* note?

Exe.
From him; and thus he greets your majesty.
He wills you, in the name of God Almighty,
That you divest yourself, and lay apart
The borrow'd glories, that, by gift of heaven,

-- 331 --


By law of nature, and of nations, 'long
To him, and to his heirs; namely, the crown,
And all wide-stretched honours that pertain,
By custom and the ordinance of times,
Unto the crown of France. That you may know,
'Tis no sinister, nor no aukward claim,
Pick'd from the worm-holes of long-vanish'd days,
Nor from the dust of old oblivion rak'd,
He sends you this most memorable line7 note, [Gives a paper.
In every branch truly demonstrative;
Willing you, overlook this pedigree:
And, when you find him evenly deriv'd
From his most fam'd of famous ancestors,
Edward the third, he bids you then resign
Your crown and kingdom, indirectly held
From him the native and true challenger.

Fr. King.
Or else what follows?

Exe.
Bloody constraint; for if you hide the crown
Even in your hearts, there will he rake for it:
And therefore8 note in fierce tempest is he coming,
In thunder, and in earthquake, like a Jove;
(That, if requiring fail, he will compel;)
And bids you, in the bowels of the Lord,
Deliver up the crown; and to take mercy
On the poor souls, for whom this hungry war
Opens his vasty jaws: and on your head
Turns he9 note the widows' tears, the orphans' cries,
The dead men's blood1 note









, the pining maidens' groans,

-- 332 --


For husbands, fathers, and betrothed lovers,
That shall be swallow'd in this controversy.
This is his claim, his threat'ning, and my message;
Unless the Dauphin be in presence here,
To whom expressly I bring greeting too.

Fr. King.
For us, we will consider of this further:
To-morrow shall you bear our full intent
Back to our brother England.

Dau.
For the Dauphin,
I stand here for him; What to him from England?

Exe.
Scorn, and defiance; slight regard, contempt,
And any thing that may not misbecome
The mighty sender, doth he prize you at.
Thus says my king: and, if your father's highness
Do not, in grant of all demands at large,
Sweeten the bitter mock you sent his majesty,
He'll call you to so hot* note an answer for it,
That caves and womby vaultages of France
Shall chide your trespass2 note







, and return your mock

-- 333 --


In second accent of his ordnance3 note.

Dau.
Say, if my father render fair reply,
It is against my will: for I desire
Nothing but odds with England; to that end,
As matching to his youth and vanity,
I did present him with those Paris balls.

Exe.
He'll make your Paris Louvre shake for it,
Were it the mistress court of mighty Europe:
And, be assur'd, you'll find a difference,
(As we, his subjects, have in wonder found,)
Between the promise of his greener days,
And these he masters now4 note



; now he weighs time,
Even to the utmost grain; which you shall read5 note
In your own losses, if he stay in France.

Fr. King.
To-morrow shall you know our mind at full.

Exe.
Despatch us with all speed, lest that our king
Come here himself to question our delay;
For he is footed in this land already.

Fr. King.
You shall be soon despatch'd, with fair conditions:

-- 334 --


A night is but small breath, and little pause,
To answer matters of this consequence. [Exeunt. ACT III. Enter Chorus.

Chor.
Thus with imagin'd wing our swift scene flies,
In motion of no less celerity
Than that of thought. Suppose, that you have seen
The well-appointed6 note

king at Hampton pier
Embark his royalty7 note

; and his brave fleet
With silken streamers the young Phœbus fanning8 note



:

-- 335 --


Play with your fancies; and in them behold,
Upon the hempen tackle, ship-boys climbing:
Hear the shrill whistle, which doth order give
To sounds confus'd9 note


: behold the threaden sails,
Borne with the invisible and creeping wind,
Draw the huge bottoms through the furrow'd sea,
Breasting the lofty surge: O, do but think,
You stand upon the rivage1 note




, and behold
A city on the inconstant billows dancing;
For so appears this fleet majestical,
Holding due course to Harfleur. Follow, follow!
Grapple your minds to sternage of this navy2 note






;
And leave your England, as dead midnight, still,
Guarded with grandsires, babies, and old women,
Either past, or not arriv'd to, pith and puissance:
For who is he, whose chin is but enrich'd

-- 336 --


With one appearing hair, that will not follow
These cull'd and choice-drawn cavaliers to France?
Work, work, your thoughts, and therein see a siege:
Behold the ordnance on their carriages,
With fatal mouths gaping on girded Harfleur.
Suppose, the ambassador from the French comes back;
Tells Harry—that the king doth offer him
Katharine his daughter; and with her, to dowry,
Some petty and unprofitable dukedoms.
The offer likes not: and the nimble gunner
With linstock3 note



now the devilish cannon touches, [Alarum; and Chambers4 note go off.
And down goes all before them. Still be kind,
And eke5 note






out our performance with your mind. [Exit.

-- 337 --

SCENE I. The Same. Before Harfleur. Alarums. Enter King Henry, Exeter, Bedford, Gloster, and Soldiers, with Scaling Ladders.

K. Hen.
Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;
Or close the wall6 note



up with our English dead!
In peace, there's nothing so becomes a man,
As modest stillness, and humility:
But when the blast of war blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the tiger7 note








;

-- 338 --


Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood8 note,
Disguise fair nature with hard-favour'd rage:
Then lend the eye a terrible aspéct;
Let it pry through the portage of the head9 note

,
Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it,
As fearfully, as doth a galled rock
O'erhand and jutty1 note

his confounded base2 note



,
Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean3 note








.

-- 339 --


Now set the teeth4 note

, and stretch the nostril wide;
Hold hard the breath, and bend up every spirit5 note




To his full height!—On, on, you noble English6 note,
Whose blood is fet from fathers of war-proof7 note




!
Fathers, that, like so many Alexanders,
Have, in these parts, from morn till even fought,
And sheath'd their swords for lack of argument8 note,
Dishonour not your mothers; now attest,
That those, whom you call'd fathers, did beget you!
Be copy now to men of grosser blood,
And teach them how to war!—And you, good yeomen,
Whose limbs were made in England, show us here
The mettle of your pasture; let us swear
That you are worth your breeding: which I doubt not;

-- 340 --


For there is none of you so mean and base,
That hath not noble lustre in your eyes.
I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips9 note,
Straining upon the start1 note. The game's afoot;
Follow your spirit: and, upon this charge,
Cry—God for Harry! England! and Saint George! [Exeunt. Alarum, and Chambers go off. SCENE II. The Same. Forces pass over; then enter Nym, Bardolph, Pistol, and Boy.

Bard.

On, on, on, on, on! to the breach, to the breach!

Nym.

'Pray thee, corporal2 note

, stay: the knocks are too hot; and for mine own part, I have not a case of lives3 note

: the humour of it is too hot, that is
the very plain-song of it.

-- 341 --

Pist.
The plain song is most just; for humours do abound;
Knocks go and come; God's vassals drop and die;



  And sword and shield,
  In bloody field,
Doth win immortal fame.

Boy.

'Would I were in an alehouse in London! I would give all my fame for a pot of ale, and safety.

Pist.

And I:



If wishes would prevail with me4 note,
My purpose should not fail with me,
  But thither would I hie.

Boy.

As duly, but not as truly, as bird doth sing on bough5 note

.

Enter Fluellen6 note.

Flu.

Got's plood!—Up to the preaches7 note, you rascals! will you not up to the preaches?

[Driving them forward.

-- 342 --

Pist.
Be merciful, great duke8 note



, to men of mould9 note


!
Abate thy rage, abate thy manly rage!
Abate thy rage, great duke!
Good bawcock, bate thy rage! use lenity, sweet chuck!

Nym.

These be good humours!—your honour wins bad humours1 note.

[Exeunt Nym, Pistol, and Bardolph, followed by Fluellen.

-- 343 --

Boy.

As young as I am, I have observed these three swashers. I am boy to them all three: but all they three2 note

, though they would serve me, could not be man to me; for, indeed, three such anticks do not amount to a man. For Bardolph,—he is white-livered, and red-faced; by the means whereof, 'a faces it out, but fights not. For Pistol,—he hath a killing tongue, and a quiet sword; by the means whereof 'a breaks words, and keeps whole weapons. For Nym,—he hath heard, that men of few words are the best men3 note; and therefore he scorns to say his prayers, lest 'a should be thought a coward: but his few bad words are match'd with as few good deeds; for 'a never broke any man's head but his own; and that was against a post when he was drunk. They will steal any thing, and call it,— purchase4 note. Bardolph stole a lute-case; bore it twelve leagues, and sold it for three halfpence. Nym, and Bardolph, are sworn brothers in filching; and in Calais they stole a fire-shovel: I knew, by that piece of service, the men would carry coals5 note

.

-- 344 --

They would have me as familiar with men's pockets, as their gloves or their handkerchiefs: which makes much against my manhood, if I should take from another's pocket, to put into mine; for it is plain pocketing up of wrongs. I must leave them, and seek some better service: their villainy goes against my weak stomach, and therefore I must cast it up.

[Exit Boy. Re-enter Fluellen, Gower following.

Gow.

Captain Fluellen, you must come presently to the mines; the duke of Gloster would speak with you.

Flu.

To the mines! tell you the duke, it is not so good to come to the mines: For, look you, the mines is not according to the disciplines of the war; the concavities of it is not sufficient; for, look you, th' athversary (you may discuss unto the duke, look you) is dight himself four yards under the countermines5 note; by Cheshu, I think, 'a will plow up all6 note, if there is not better directions.

Gow.

The duke of Gloster, to whom the order of the siege is given, is altogether directed by an Irishman; a very valiant gentleman, i' faith.

Flu.

It is captain Macmorris, is it not?

Gow.

I think, it be.

Flu.

By Cheshu, he is an ass, as in the 'orld: I will verify as much in his peard: he has no more directions in the true disciplines of the wars, look you, of the Roman disciplines, than is a puppy-dog.

-- 345 --

Enter Macmorris and Jamy, at a distance.

Gow.

Here 'a comes; and the Scots captain, captain Jamy, with him.

Flu.

Captain Jamy is a marvellous falorous gentleman, that is certain; and of great expedition, and knowledge, in the ancient wars, upon my particular knowledge of his directions: by Cheshu, he will maintain his argument as well as any military man in the 'orld, in the disciplines of the pristine wars of the Romans.

Jamy.

I say, gud-day, captain Fluellen.

Flu.

God-den to your worship, goot captain Jamy.

Gow.

How, now, captain Macmorris? have you quit the mines? have the pioneers given o'er?

Mac.

By Chrish la, tish ill done: the work ish give over, the trumpet sound the retreat. By my hand, I swear, and by my father's soul, the work ish ill done; it ish give over: I would have blowed up the town, so Chrish save me, la, in an hour. O, tish ill done, tish ill done; by my hand, tish ill done!

Flu.

Captain Macmorris, I peseech you now will you voutsafe me, look you, a few disputations with you, as partly touching or concerning the disciplines of the war, the Roman wars, in the way of argument, look you, and friendly communication; partly, to satisfy my opinion, and partly, for the satisfaction, look you, of my mind, as touching the direction of the military discipline; that is the point.

Jamy.

It sall be very gud, gud feith, gud captains bath: and I sall quit you7 note with gud leve, as I may pick occasion; that sall I, marry.

-- 346 --

Mac.

It is no time to discourse, so Chrish save me, the day is hot, and the weather, and the wars, and the king, and the dukes; it is no time to discourse. The town is beseeched, and the trumpet calls us to the breach; and we talk, and, by Chrish, do nothing; 'tis shame for us all: so God sa' me, 'tis shame to stand still; it is shame, by my hand: and there is throats to be cut, and works to be done; and there ish nothing done, so Chrish sa' me, la.

Jamy.

By the mess, ere theise eyes of mine take themselves to slumber, aile do gude service, or aile ligge i' the grund for it; ay, or go to death; and aile pay it as valorously as I may, that sal I surely do, that is the breff and the long: Mary, I wad full fain heard some question 'tween you 'tway.

Flu.

Captain Macmorris, I think, look you, under your correction, there is not many of your nation—

Mac.

Of my nation? What ish my nation? ish a villain, and a bastard, and a knave, and a rascal? What ish my nation? Who talks of my nation?

Flu.

Look you, if you take the matter otherwise than is meant, captain Macmorris, peradventure, I shall think you do not use me with that affability as in discretion you ought to use me, look you; being as goot a man as yourself, both in the disciplines of wars, and in the derivation of my birth, and in other particularities.

Mac.

I do not know you so good a man as myself: so Crish save me, I will cut off your head.

Gow.

Gentlemen both, you will mistake each other.

Jamy.

Au! that's a foul fault.

[A Parley sounded.

-- 347 --

Gow.

The town sounds a parley.

Flu.

Captain Macmorris, when there is more better opportunity to be required, look you, I will be so bold as to tell you, I know the disciplines of war; and there is an end8 note.

[Exeunt. SCENE III. The same. Before the Gates of Harfleur. The Governour and some Citizens on the Walls; the English Forces below. Enter King Henry and his Train.

K. Hen.
How yet resolves the governour of the town?
This is the latest parle we will admit:
Therefore, to our best mercy give yourselves;
Or, like to men proud of destruction,
Defy us to our worst: for, as I am a soldier9 note,
(A name, that, in my thoughts, becomes me best,)
If I begin the battery once again,
I will not leave the half-achieved Harfleur,
Till in her ashes she lie buried.
The gates of mercy shall be all shut up1 note



;

-- 348 --


And the flesh'd soldier,—rough and hard of heart,—
In liberty of bloody hand, shall range
With conscience wide as hell; mowing like grass
Your fresh-fair virgins, and your flowering infants.
What is it then to me, if impious war,—
Array'd in flames, like to the prince of fiends,—
Do, with his smirch'd complexion, all fell feats
Enlink'd to waste and desolation2 note
?
What is't to me, when you yourselves are cause,
If your pure maidens fall into the hand
Of hot and forcing violation?
What rein can hold licentious wickedness,
When down the hill he holds his fierce career?
We may as bootless spend our vain command
Upon the enraged soldiers in their spoil,
As send precepts to the Leviathan
To come ashore. Therefore, you men of Harfleur,
Take pity of your town, and of your people,
Whiles yet my soldiers are in my command;
Whiles yet the cool and temperate wind of grace
O'erblows the filthy and contagious clouds3 note

Of deadly murder4 note


, spoil, and villainy.

-- 349 --


If not, why, in a moment, look to see
The blind and bloody soldier with foul hand
Defile the locks of your shrill-shrieking daughters5 note


;
Your fathers taken by the silver beards,
And their most reverend heads dash'd to the walls;
Your naked infants spitted upon pikes;
Whiles the mad mothers with their howls confus'd
Do break the clouds, as did the wives of Jewry
At Herod's bloody-hunting slaughtermen.
What say you? will you yield, and this avoid?
Or, guilty in defence, be thus destroy'd?

Gov.
Our expectation hath this day an end:
The Dauphin, whom of succour we entreated6 note,
Returns us—that his powers are not yet ready
To raise so great a siege. Therefore, dread king,
We yield our town, and lives, to thy soft mercy:
Enter our gates; dispose of us, and ours;
For we no longer are defensible.

K. Hen.
Open your gates.—Come, uncle Exeter,
Go you and enter Harfleur; there remain,
And fortify it strongly 'gainst the French:
Use mercy to them all. For us, dear uncle,—
The winter coming on, and sickness growing
Upon our soldiers,—we'll retire to Calais.
To-night in Harfleur will we be your guest;
To-morrow for the march are we addrest7 note

.
[Flourish. The King, &c. enter the Town.

-- 350 --

8 note

SCENE IV. Roüen. A Room in the Palace. Enter Katharine and Alice.

Kath.

Alice, tu as esté9 note

en Angleterre, et tu
parles bien le language.

-- 351 --

Alice.

Un peu madame.

Kath.

Je te prie, m'enseigneuz; il faut que j'apprenne à parler. Comment appellez vous la main, en Anglois?

Alice.

La main? elle est appellée, de hand.

Kath.

De hand. Et les doigts?

Alice.

Les doigts? may foy1 note, je oublie les doigts; mais je me souviendray. Les doigts? je pense, qu'ils sont appellé de fingres; ouy, de fingres.

Kath.

La main, de hand; les doigts, de fingres. Je pense, que je suis le bon escolier. J'ay gagné deux mots d'Anglois vistement. Comment appellez vous les ongles?

Alice.

Les ongles? les appellons, de nails.

-- 352 --

Kath.

De nails. Escoutez; dites moy, si je parle bien: de hand, de fingres, de nails.

Alice.

C'est bien dit, madame; il est fort bon Anglois.

Kath.

Dites moy en Anglois, le bras.

Alice.

De arm, madame.

Kath.

Et le coude.

Alice.

De elbow.

Kath.

De elbow. Je m'en faitz la repetition de tous les mots, que vous m'avez appris dès a present.

Alice.

Il est trop difficile, madame, comme je pense.

Kath.

Excusez moy, Alice; escoutez: De hand, de fingre, de nails, de arm, de bilbow.

Alice.

De elbow, madame.

Kath.

O Seigneur Dieu! je m'en oublie; De elbow. Comment appellez vous le col?

Alice.

De neck, madame.

Kath.

De neck: Et le menton?

Alice.

De chin.

Kath.

De sin. Le col, de neck: le menton, de sin.

Alice.

Ouy. Sauf vostre honneur; en verité, vous prononces les mots aussi droict que les natifs d'Angleterre.

Kath.

Je ne doute point d'apprendre par la grace de Dieu; et en peu de temps.

Alice.

N'avez vous pas deja oublié ce que je vous ay enseignée?

Kath.

Non, je reciteray à vous promptement. De hand, de fingre, de mails,—

Alice.

De nails, madame.

Kath.

De nails, de arme, de ilbow.

Alice.

Sauf vostre honneur, de elbow.

Kath.

Ainsi dis je; de elbow, de neck, et de sin: Comment appellez vous le pieds et la robe?

-- 353 --

Alice.

De foot, madame; et de con.

Kath.

De foot, et de con? O Seigneur Dieu! ces sont mots de son mauvais, corruptible, grosse, et impudique, et non pour les dames d'honneur d'user: Je ne voudrois prononcer ces mots devant les Seigneurs de France, pour tout le monde. Il faut de foot, et de con, neant-moins. Je reciterai une autre fois ma leçon ensemble: De hand, de fingre, de nails, de arm, de elbow, de neck, de sin, de foot, de con.

Alice.

Excellent, madame!

Kath.

C'est assez pour une fois; allons nous a disner.

[Exeunt. SCENE V. The same. Another Room in the same. Enter the French King, the Dauphin, Duke of Bourbon, the Constable of France, and Others.

Fr. King.
'Tis certain, he hath pass'd the river Somme.

Con.
And if he be not fought withal, my lord,
Let us not live in France; let us quit all,
And give our vineyards to a barbarous people.

Dau.
O Dieu vivant! shall a few sprays of us,—
The emptying of our father's luxury2 note


,
Our scions, put in wild and savage3 note stock,
Spirt up so suddenly into the clouds,
And overlook their grafters?

-- 354 --

Bour.
Normans, but bastard Normans, Norman bastards!
Mort de ma vie! if they march along
Unfought withal, but I will sell my dukedom,
To buy a slobbery and a dirty farm
In that nook-shotten isle of Albion4 note

.

Con.
Dieu de battailes! where have they this mettle?
Is not their climate foggy, raw, and dull?
On whom, as in despite* note, the sun looks pale,
Killing their fruit with frowns? Can sodden water,
A drench for sur-rein'd jades5 note




, their barley broth,
Decoct their cold blood to such valiant heat?
And shall our quick blood, spirited with wine,
Seem frosty? O, for honour of our land,
Let us not hang like roping icicles
Upon our houses' thatch, whiles a more frosty people6 note




-- 355 --


Sweat drops of gallant youth7 note in our rich fields;
Poor—we may call them8 note, in their native lords.

Dau.
By faith and honour,
Our madams mock at us; and plainly say,
Our mettle is bred out; and they will give
Their bodies to the lust of English youth,
To new-store France with bastard warriors.

Bour.
They bid us—to the English dancing-schools,
And teach lavoltas high9 note























, and swift corantos;

-- 356 --


Saying, our grace is only in our heels,
And that we are most lofty runaways.

Fr. King.
Where is Mountjóy, the herald; speed him hence;
Let him greet England with our sharp defiance.—
Up, princes; and, with spirit of honour edg'd,
More sharper than your swords, hie to the field:
Charles De-la-bret, high constable of France1 note

;
You dukes of Orleans, Bourbon, and of Berry,
Alençon, Brabant, Bar, and Burgundy;

-- 357 --


Jaques Chatillion, Rambures, Vaudemont,
Beaumont, Grandpré, Roussi, and Fauconberg,
Foix, Lestrale, Bouciqualt, and Charolois;
High dukes, great princes, barons, lords, and knights2 note
,
For your great seats, now quit you of great shames.
Bar Harry England, that sweeps through our land
With pennons3 note






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